Brown University (2024-2025)

[summer oyster]

ig im cooked

[last island]

i just hit record on my phone

lowk

[summer oyster]

did u get in

[last island]

and then i used imovie to add in clips

like pictures

[summer oyster]

every accepted one on yt are insane

[last island]

like a slideshow

LMAO

[summer oyster]

did u apply ed?

[last island]

hope so but we'll see

[last island]

rd

[summer oyster]

nice

same

but i dont have much hopes

all those videos on yt

😭

i mean if ur major is related to film etc

then it makes sense

but im meche 😭

[last island]

lol

[summer oyster]

whats your major?

[last island]

neuro

but like

idk

public health maybe?? wgss???? we'll see

[summer oyster]

Gl I'll pray for you 🙏

[lunar wing]

is there anything for plme that came out after admissions

deadline

for application

[umbral cape]

hi

[eager elbow]

hello

[frank shoal]

idts

[lunar wing]

LMAO i read that as "idiots" lol

and i was boutta say tf

[lunar wing]

k

[burnt geode]

ts pmo

so many words

for what

[frank shoal]

fr

[bright scarab]

linux ricing yum

[bright scarab]

<t:1743116400:R>

[worn stump]

uh oh

[frank shoal]

to be the future john krasinski or to not

[ocean crown]

I’m going to be emma watson

[frank shoal]

lowk im gonna be julie bowen

me and claire got the same attitude towards life

[ocean crown]

Lowkey what about rowley

he also went to brown

too many greg heffleys in my life fr

[frank shoal]

there is no way rowley went to brown bro 😭

are you fr

ROWLEY WENT TO BROWN WTF

😭

[ocean crown]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Capron

my goat

[frank shoal]

i still cant believe it lowk

insane

[hushed agate]

a lot of actors went to brown

john krazinski did too

[frank shoal]

yeah

[timid mango]

ROWLEY

[cyan abyss]

emma watson!

[hushed agate]

highkey makes sense bc of their open curriculum

great for artistic types

hence the partnership with risd

[frank shoal]

true

also the 'easy' reputation prob attracts kids of actors who are more likely to also be actors

[grizzled stone]

Do we know when ivy day is yet?

[calm lichen]

March 27

[bright scarab]

<t:1743116400:R>

[hollow shuttle]

does anyone know if the idoc request theory is true?

[warped turtle]

the what

[hollow shuttle]

if brown requests an idoc (financial aid) for rd, it is a good predictor of admission

im not sure how many people get this request or if it is true

[warped turtle]

i havent gotten anything 😢
dont diminish my delusions 💔

[hollow shuttle]

😭 sorry i didnt mean it like that, a lot of people get in without it. i was just curious

10 more days hang in there bro

[cyan abyss]

3/27

[cyan abyss]

!bgastro

[viral sierra]

https://i.imgur.com/uoDQN2D.png

[cyan abyss]

means nothing

[karmic niche]

Stop they ain't giving you mod yuntiao 😭

[cyan abyss]

LMFAO

this is basic bro

[frank shoal]

ive heard a ton about this but idk

prob not

[wooden glen]

i don’t think it means much because the finaid and admissions offices are separate

[wooden glen]

why is it cute bro

it’s so happy

[warped turtle]

oh

[frank shoal]

bro it lowk has aura

i can feel the aura

[frank shoal]

mr beast is apparently at brown rn

this is NOT fair

im gonna cry

[warped turtle]

😭

[ocean crown]

fr, those poor kids have to be harassed by him

and ava kris tyson

[frank shoal]

i wanna be harassed by mr beast and apparently

hes giving out

money

bro im gonna cry

[neat kernel]

Brown Jumpscare

What the heck

[mild pond]

omg same

absolute jumpscare 😭

[flint falcon]

cooked

[warped turtle]

😭

dude i read it as decisions release tomorrow

because of the weird march 20 note

[full yarrow]

i fear i did not receive this email

[lone quartz]

Oh everybody got that email sjshfhjrrhur that was scary ngl

[umbral adder]

Let me in

[lone quartz]

Do they email like this every year? Curious

[flint falcon]

omg

my dumb ass

put my last.fm

on the personal website question

💀

why did i do that

[warped turtle]

Ur done lil bro

[flint falcon]

lowkey cooked

[worldly thicket]

i showed my last fm on my brown video

😭

[flint falcon]

bruh 💀

[dry flicker]

Is Ivy day on 27th or 26th?

[flint falcon]

27th

[dry flicker]

Thanks

[unique wren]

I submitted my fasfa and css like 2 months ago but they still show up as awaiting, should I contact the office?

[frank shoal]

yeah probably

idt thats a good thing

[small quest]

what email i did not get anything not even in spam ??

[merry pebble]

it’s just a decision date notification email and telling us about the checklist being removed

It doesn’t mean anything

[small quest]

ohh gotcha- thank ya! yeah idk why i didnt get it but oh well

could be sent in batches, but anyway, good to know

[merry pebble]

I wouldn’t worry, it was just a random ahh jump scare nothing important

[frank shoal]

maybe you have max storage or smth

[lone quartz]

ngl its also probably telling people who have files missing? i forgot to tellthem im not applyibng for financial aid anymore and CSS is still there lmao

i should get onto that

[calm lichen]

it wasn't

[lone quartz]

but yeah random jumpscare like NYU

[lone quartz]

oh then idk

[small quest]

do u guys still see ur checklist? i didnt have anything missing and still see it

[lone quartz]

ye they're not removing it yet

on like the 20th

[small quest]

ahh ok ok that makes sense

thank u guys!!

[frank shoal]

19 acceptances

holy shit

[lone quartz]

yeah bro is a god

[small quest]

nah most are safeties and matches 😭

i got a fee waiver so

[full yarrow]

yeah i didn’t get the brown email rither

[small quest]

oh ok interesting

[ocean crown]

I thought everyone did

[tranquil cedar]

which one

the one announcing the time?

didn't everyone get it

[rough crescent]

yeah i thought so too

[lone quartz]

why would brown email some sttudents but not others that's so weird df

[rough crescent]

idk they want us more or smth

[small quest]

😭

[tranquil cedar]

they wanna edge us

do ppl get in without brown videos

[rough crescent]

idk

[tranquil cedar]

i was so burnt out from writing essays i completely forgot to make the video

[rough crescent]

my brown video was ... unique

[small quest]

yeah ive heard of people w/o the vid get in

[tranquil cedar]

ooo good luckk!

[tranquil cedar]

hmm nah im cooked im an intl so its way more competitive

[full river]

best of luck regardless

[rough crescent]

but i also feel brown tries to be quirky saur

[tranquil cedar]

thankss! you too

[lone quartz]

what were ur vids on guys

[small quest]

yes it can get random, ya never know 'til that decision comes out!

[lone quartz]

mines was how dance made me not a couch potato <3 it was so cringy omg

[full river]

sounds fun

[lone quartz]

plus side i got to show off my dance skills because they dont allow dance portfolios

[full river]

yep.

[rough crescent]

mine was me taking a character quiz and reading the bio and talking about if i related to that or not

[full river]

!bgastro

[viral sierra]

https://i.imgur.com/uoDQN2D.png

[rough crescent]

it's actually funny imo

[tranquil cedar]

if something humilliates you while making it, that probably means that's you being at your realest

[lone quartz]

😭

[full river]

that makes sense

[tranquil cedar]

someone told that to me while i was writingt my essays and damn was this a game changer in my pov

[rough crescent]

like i didn't even give much info about me as a person but i think it def showed my personality

[lone quartz]

this makes me a lot more confident with my yale essays ngl

[full river]

splendid or as Po would say, sweeet...

[rough crescent]

i also had to speed parts of the video up because i talk too much but i put captions so

[frank shoal]

mine was about taking pictures

[frank shoal]

thats cool

i saw a accepted portfolio that was abt dance

[merry pebble]

The pole dancer?

[rough crescent]

i saw that one

[frank shoal]

maybe?

wait pole dancer??? 😭

[small quest]

mine was abt what i did that day & then one of my friends made a vid talking abt me as a person so I included that

(brown video intro thing)

[merry pebble]

that’s the only one I’ve seen on yt

She was already pretty cracked tho

[rough crescent]

yeah it was pretty sick actually

[warped turtle]

Did anyone see the cardist one

[rough crescent]

yeah

[frank shoal]

damn

[warped turtle]

I like that one

[frank shoal]

YES

bro

[merry pebble]

Yeah

[frank shoal]

brown accepted vids r so insane

[rough crescent]

idk how the fuck he managed to make it look so professional

[merry pebble]

mine is so ahh

[merry pebble]

he does editing

[warped turtle]

Mine is so dead inside

[rough crescent]

still though like goddamn

[merry pebble]

yeah he obv knew which shots to take and stuff

[lone quartz]

ikr people are either insanely talented or if they arent, they're funny asf

usually poking fun at themselves lmfao

[rough crescent]

i did this shit i compared myself to a clip of jesse rosenberg spiraling about how he doesn't have imposter syndrome he has criminal syndrome 😭

who is jesse rosenberg

my phone autocorrect oml jesse eisenberg*

[lone quartz]

when i go back and listen to my brown video i wanna cringe because i hate my voice sm

[rough crescent]

me too

[lone quartz]

i sing too and i genuinely dont know how my teacher can stand my voice in class

[frank shoal]

i saw this one spacex intern

how do you even become a spacex intern tf 😭

[lone quartz]

ew

nasa >>> spacex

[lone quartz]

did he make his vid on being a spacex intern??

[frank shoal]

nope

it was this socal girl it was about like diff chaps in her life

[lone quartz]

ohhhhh

[merry pebble]

chaps? 🎩🫖

[frank shoal]

😭😭

nah chapters

[merry pebble]

ohh

that makes more sense

I thought you meant she talked about the different dudes

[frank shoal]

nah 💀

that would be insane asf

[merry pebble]

yeah I was gonna say 😭

[jovial totem]

so british

[merry pebble]

yes!!

[slim glen]

i just walked around brown with my friend who goes there.. i regret not applying

such a beautiful school

she told me she forgot to pass fail a class and just dropped it 💀💀

[violet wren]

yeah

i guess yale is ok though

like an ok school

[slim glen]

the brown of new haven

only reason i couldnt have gone to brown is because its too close to home 💔

[frank shoal]

js remember how going to school in the same state would feel

your parents dropping in on the campus rq to say hi 😭

[calm lichen]

but like its brown.

thats gotta count for something

[frank shoal]

true true

[cyan abyss]

LMAO

[frank shoal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX9carB39LU&ab_channel=victorialu

bro

these videos pmo so much

how are you an amazing artist, an amazing editor AND A MODEL

[carmine nymph]

by playing minecraft hypixel skywars @frank shoal

[frank shoal]

she's prob a hypixel sweat too ngll

AND A AMAZING PHOTOGRAPHER

these ppl dont exist idc

[carmine nymph]

lolll

do u play hypixel?

@frank shoal

[frank shoal]

i used to

[slim glen]

what u main

[frank shoal]

bed wars

i was lowk a sweat back in covid

[carmine nymph]

Do u have MVP+

[frank shoal]

hell nah

expensive asf

im so happy i ditched competitive minecraft ngl

creative is sm better

[slim glen]

LMFAO i remember once my friend bought it for me on accident

now i js have it

[slim glen]

lowkey survival is so fun i wanna start speedrunning

but it seems so complicated

[frank shoal]

right??

im not that good tho ngl

[frank shoal]

if you have a good squad it isnt too hard

unless youre doing it alone

[carmine nymph]

I have mvp+

I bought it for Christmas freshman year

[frank shoal]

dang im talking to millionaires over here 😭

its lowk worth it ngl if you actually play long term

[karmic cobalt]

im not a senior but when will plme come out

[frank shoal]

same time as the normal decisions

[dapper oasis]

do u want to see mine

it's probably like

warcrime irl

all of my friends and i have the shittiest video profiles known to like

not even just humanity

like

my screen is antimicrobial because even the amoebas know to be disgusted by my video portfolio

[kindred fog]

ikr

my video

is also soooo cringe

[dapper oasis]

my video was shot at 1 am

zero prep

zero editing

zero script

it was due at 9 am on monday

[warped turtle]

😭

[dapper oasis]

so i was doing it 8 hours before because i only just found out about the 7-days-after deadline

and i just book reviewed a math textbook

[kindred fog]

i had some editing but it was really really shitty, my script was all over the place

[dapper oasis]

gonna keep it a buck i did not get in because of that

[lone quartz]

bro i edited mine last minute

[dapper oasis]

my friend filmed his in 5 min randomly before his parents dragged him off on a road trip to nevada

and more

[kindred fog]

i just said woohoo in addition to shit i already have said in my app heres more things i do

[dapper oasis]

neither of us scripted or edited

neither of us had any clue wtf was coming out of our mouths

so

dont worry

if u get in it will probably not be because of the video

[lone quartz]

and i had to find like clips of fmy dancing stuff and do a shitty ahh voice over because my voice is so quiet idk if my AO even heard any of it

[dapper oasis]

if u dont get in it will probably not be because of the video

unless u said like seven slurs

then u might get rejected bc of it im ngl

or u might get in. idk

[lone quartz]

and then the entire thing was cringey asf anyway so why would the AO want to hear

[dapper oasis]

vased

my friend is cringier

dw

like

[lone quartz]

lMAO

[dapper oasis]

i cant evn think abt his video without cringing

[lone quartz]

I LAUGHEED AT MY OWN JOKE AT THE END

[dapper oasis]

im thinking about it rn

[lone quartz]

😭

[dapper oasis]

im literally viscerally like

my body is crumpling from cringe

u dont understand

i cant even like

i can tell u what happened

[lone quartz]

ouf the second hand embarrasment

[dapper oasis]

but ur not allowed to know he exists then

or else it will lower ur opinion of him and u will cringe when u think abt him

like

[lone quartz]

nah

[dapper oasis]

it is that bad sro

💔

[lone quartz]

ive done extreemely cringey stuff before

[dapper oasis]

im literally still cringing physically

[lone quartz]

ion judge

[dapper oasis]

ts bring me pain

💔

ts dpmo

ts bmp (brings me pain)

[winter vortex]

i did karaoke for mine

dw

its lowk bad

[frank shoal]

bet 🙏

[frank shoal]

bro this is how yk the vid is good

“my video was barely edited i used canva” and it was a mini movie

[dapper oasis]

no

it was filmed on my mom's iphone 7 at 1 am

and i did not edit it

it was filmed until 1:30 am

and submitted at 1:34 am because of tech difficulties

[frank shoal]

we have to see this

i have a feeling its still peak somehow

[dim jay]

i don't think the video could ever break an application

i sent my uchicago video in 1 week before decisions and it was Not So Good at all and i was still waitlisted

ik not the same school but i couldn't imagine it would be evaluated drastically different @ brown

[bold dirge]

bro my uchicago video was my brown video except i ended it at "i hope to continue this" and left out "...at brown." from my prev video 💀

[odd solstice]

yeah i think it's the fact that you submitted a video that's important, shows interest regardless of how good it actually is

(coping cause my video is mid and submitted an hour late)

[cyan abyss]

i did this too except i just recorded two clips

one for uchi and one for brown

[last island]

i ended up re-recording for washus vid

bec it was basically an abbreviated ver of my brown vis but it was too long if i kept the original clips

[cyan abyss]

bro will sweep

[last island]

trustt

[frank shoal]

i do think that

the video is more important to brown

than it is to uchicago

but it probably doesnt make or break an application

[mossy comet]

Yes

[cyan abyss]

i think

when people say video you immediately assume its for brown

nobody ever thinks about the uchi video first

[frank shoal]

yeah

ive seen bad and good videos make it tho

so

its not like the centerpiece of your application if anything

[frank shoal]

https://projects.browndailyherald.com/2025/03/21/today-at-brown/

THIS IS THE COOLEST SHI EVER

[bright scarab]

ayyy aka is back

after pulling the craziest academic comeback

[dapper oasis]

nah my gpa is doomed

[wooden glen]

this is so cute omg

[frank shoal]

right

goals

[blazing moss]

oh my god i cant this is so cool

[cyan abyss]

this is so cool

[cyan abyss]

this picture is so good

WAIT THE PERSON THAT TOOK THIS PICTURE IS THE CARDISTRY GUY LMAOOOOOOOOO

THE ONE WITH THE VIRAL BROWN PORTFOLIO 😭

[warped turtle]

WIAT LMFAOOO

[frank shoal]

WAIT FR?

thats actually epic holy shit

[frank shoal]

this is def my 2nd fav

im lowk biased but

this goes so hard

no posing or anything

[cyan abyss]

bro is aura farming everywhere he goes

[wooden glen]

is this you

[cyan abyss]

yes andrew hsieh LMFAOOO

[calm lichen]

He's not on campus yet

[frank shoal]

nah

[zinc bluff]

I will get into Brown

[warped turtle]

i agree

[frank shoal]

i too agree

[small quest]

have they released RD app numbers for this year? all i heard is that ED acceptance rate went up this cycle

nvm doesnt look like it

[bright scarab]

<t:1743116400:R>

[small quest]

you're telling me there wont be any decisions to wait for after march 😔

ill miss this stage

[frank shoal]

yeah when youre busy committing to brown and stuff 😔

[pulsar plume]

I liked the stage where I was delusional I was getting in to a good college haha

[worldly thicket]

me too

[frank shoal]

i fw the pfp heavy

good luck dude

[slate pilot]

in

[carmine nymph]

in

[pulsar plume]

❤️❤️

[normal yoke]

?

[normal yoke]

me too

[dim jay]

I'm so petrified for tomorrow bro

[lunar sphinx]

fr

actually terrified

[normal yoke]

i already know im cooked

[lunar sphinx]

I've accepted it atp

[normal yoke]

girl youve gotten into amazing places already

either way youre set

[lunar sphinx]

oh yeah fr

brown is my dream school

not my last hope

[normal yoke]

best of luck regardless

[lunar sphinx]

yeah you too

[normal yoke]

brown + dartmouth are the only schools i have left and i already know i have no chance

ive only gotten into my safety

[lunar sphinx]

I trust you'll do great

[normal yoke]

❌

[lunar sphinx]

most people named erin do

if not you just pull an aot

[normal yoke]

guess im the exception to the rule

[normal yoke]

is spelled diff

[lunar sphinx]

(I'm sure people have made this joke before, I'm sorry lol)

[normal yoke]

ya..

[lunar sphinx]

oh shit

it is

I didn't notice

my bad

[normal yoke]

ya

dwai

[lunar sphinx]

anyways I hope you do great

[normal yoke]

idk i just feel really upset about all of this considering how much ive put into this

6 rejections 2 waitlists 1 acceptance

[lunar sphinx]

that's totally valid

especially cause it's like your hard work

[normal yoke]

all for nothing

[lunar sphinx]

hey best of luck for tomorrow, seriously

[normal yoke]

i'm apathetic about it

but i hope you get in

best of luck

[lunar sphinx]

rooting for you

[ocean crown]

maybe it’s not meant to be

[frank shoal]

you got this man

after the amherst waitlist im rooting for you

[normal yoke]

ty 🤍

i wnna get in off of waitlist so bad

i hope i can considering how much ive had happen since i submitted my application

since im writing a loci

[frank shoal]

your cooking dw

[flint falcon]

if brown rejects me im lowkey crying

[frank shoal]

but they wont 🔥

good luck dude

[flint falcon]

!cooked

[viral sierra]

It’s so over…

@flint falcon is absolutely doomed.
@flint falcon feels this server is the place to bring it up time and time again.
@flint falcon is truly A2Cooked.

Used 833 times.

[frank shoal]

what major 😭

[flint falcon]

chemistry

lowkey

[worldly thicket]

same

i love my essays so much

[flint falcon]

Applying as a chem major is so much easier than applying as cs

[worldly thicket]

!cooked

[viral sierra]

It’s so over…

@worldly thicket is absolutely doomed.
@worldly thicket feels this server is the place to bring it up time and time again.
@worldly thicket is truly A2Cooked.

Used 834 times.

[frank shoal]

chem majors are always cracked asf

[frank shoal]

100%

it seems like everyone at brown is premed or cs for some reason 💀

[flint falcon]

i got rejected from all the schools i applied cs

[worldly thicket]

my concentrations r hispanic studies and environmental studies but idk how popular it is at brown

[frank shoal]

or something random like semiotics and italian dual major

[flint falcon]

then got into ucla chemistry

[frank shoal]

SEE

😭

[worldly thicket]

bruh

😭😭😭😭

[flint falcon]

😭

you are def getting in

[frank shoal]

w major combo tho thats insane

[flint falcon]

my ass is cooked

[worldly thicket]

ty 😭🥲 those are my two biggest interests but i feel like my gpa is the only thing fucking me over

my ecs r ok

[frank shoal]

whats your gpa?

[worldly thicket]

4.3 w but im like top 20% and my mid year wasn’t the best (thx calc bc 🙁🙃)

my sat is eh too

but it’s mandatory

[frank shoal]

dw too much about sat

ik a TON of 1590 ppl but i also know someone who got in with a 1330

lower sat = better when its mandatory

[worldly thicket]

i have a 1460 and that’s like 300 points higher than my school

i think

[lunar sphinx]

i predict all of us will get in

[worldly thicket]

my district is 800

[lunar sphinx]

we will all cook

[frank shoal]

tbf top 10% is prob the aim but top 20% is bad at all

i thought you were gonna say bottom 50 or someting

[worldly thicket]

we will all get into brown university tomorrow 🤭🤭🤭

[frank shoal]

top 20 is 100% still in the running

[delicate raptor]

i’m scared asf for tmrw brown is my very last school

[worldly thicket]

nah i actually used to be though lmfao

[finite arch]

Good luck!

[frank shoal]

the comeback is so goated

[worldly thicket]

i was like 212/300 freshman year and locked in

i had issues back then

[frank shoal]

if you have a choicd youre happy with rn dont be too worried

if not then hopefully brown clutches up!

[frank shoal]

everyone likes a comeback story

and upward trend smth smth so w

[worldly thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/meditation-gif-17436395583685247793

all i can do is wait

[candid frigate]

waiting is all you can do

[frank shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/pewenzoo-gif-15971956280077998744

tmrw will go well for everyone trust 🙏

[normal yoke]

except me!

[terse grove]

except me

[flint falcon]

except me

[dim jay]

why all so pessimistic??? manifest that acceptance into reality twins

[terse grove]

ngl

I wrote a letter into my admission patrol hyping myself up to them and basically saying I would go to Brown over every other college.

It was more formal and empathic but..yeah

Will it make a difference? Prob not

[flint falcon]

my ps? ass. my supps? ass. my ecs? ass. my application? ass.

[eager elbow]

same bro

[wraith tinsel]

good luck to all rd applicants today 🩷🩷

[warped turtle]

I’m so scared 😭😭😀

I already had a breakdown last night

I’ll have another breakdown in about 14 hours

[last island]

chat i keep pooping and it's brown i think im getting in

[true lynx]

beyond cooked for this school it's over for me ngl

[warped turtle]

This is going beyond portal Astro now holy shit (literally)

Hey guys I did spelling bee with this one girl where I was second and she was first, she got exactly the same pre Ivy day results as me. And she got into brown. Does this mean I get into brown?

Type shit

[frank shoal]

IVY DAYYYY

another a2cer is gonna get in

this is a win

[ocean crown]

not this a2cer 🔥

[lone quartz]

It was a good run guys

[flint falcon]

chat are we gettingcooked

[normal yoke]

i am i am

[small quest]

we either did or didn't already... now its just a matter of finding out

[zinc bluff]

todays the day

were getting in ONG

[zinc bluff]

real

[lunar sphinx]

i’m having a breakdown rn

[zinc bluff]

i cant bc i have calc hw to finish

then ima fall apart and cry

[lunar sphinx]

it’s spring break for me rn

i can cry for the next 6 hours

[slim glen]

Praying everyone gets into brown

I love this school man i want you all to go there

[lunar sphinx]

thank you cuh

[cyan abyss]

teehee

[pulsar plume]

How we feeling 😀

[normal yoke]

apathetic

if i got into an ivy itd be my first and only non-safety acceptance

i already know its over

[pulsar plume]

Cried like 2 times alr today

Int asking for financial aid getting rejected everywhere hahah 😍 😍

😭 🫂

[normal yoke]

im not even int 💔 ..

[pulsar plume]

🫂 🫂 everything will work out

[normal yoke]

doubtful

[pulsar plume]

We will get into brown tonight 😍 😍

[normal yoke]

u will

[pulsar plume]

Same haha

[pulsar plume]

And you too and Dartmouth

[worldly thicket]

!cooked

[viral sierra]

It’s so over…

@worldly thicket is absolutely doomed.
@worldly thicket feels this server is the place to bring it up time and time again.
@worldly thicket is truly A2Cooked.

Used 839 times.

[sick ember]

what’s up everybody

how are we all feeling on this insignificant Thursday

[karmic cobalt]

completely insignificant

[normal yoke]

i am feeling insignificant ❤️‍🔥

[north quail]

popping in to watch the chaos

[wet turtle]

brown

[mighty drift]

withdraw ur app RIGHT NOW

U GOT UCLA

[wet turtle]

i never applied to any ivies chill 😭

i'm just here to see the havoc

[lost jacinth]

i am getting in 🐻

[normal yoke]

surely ill get in!!

[mighty drift]

OK GOODODD

bro colleges pmo

im gna die

[wet turtle]

i came here from the berkeley chat after some person said she was gonna check out all the ivy chats

[stoic holly]

two hours till chaos

[normal yoke]

me too 💔

im in the same boat as u

waitlisted and rejected everywhere 💔

[grizzled stone]

same

except the waitlist part

[mighty drift]

noooo 😦

good luckk guys

we will ALL make into brown

[normal yoke]

not me!

[grizzled stone]

🤞

[jaunty pebble]

im hyperventilating and still 2 hours to go

time to clock out

[worldly thicket]

1 and a half!!

[jaunty pebble]

omg fuck i didnt see the 30

[worldly thicket]

i think i’m gonna sleep

[lunar sphinx]

I'm gonna pass out

[stoic holly]

indian

brown

(source: am brown)

[burnt geode]

🟤

[lone quartz]

brown should accept me because "i am brown" ahh post

[stoic holly]

real

(i didnt apply)

[worldly thicket]

i was abt to put “i’m ambiguously brown” for the three letter thing

but i was like nvm

i mean word

[lunar sphinx]

lol

[frank shoal]

wait what did you guys put as your three words

[lunar sphinx]

perpetual motion machine

[neat kernel]

I can’t remember

That’s not the three I put I just can’t remember

[lunar sphinx]

"I can't remember" 😭

[neat kernel]

I feel like maybe they were glam, amalgamation, and something else?

I can’t remember the last one

[velvet geyser]

mine were painfully cringe

[neat kernel]

Glam was my favorite one

Oh okay I have them

Romanticism; amalgamation; glam

But Glam was capitalized

[velvet geyser]

why those 3

[worldly thicket]

i did 5 but i added a hyphen #autoreject

[lunar sphinx]

I don't think the three words matter 💀

[worldly thicket]

i was being quirky and shit

[frank shoal]

dang

[lunar sphinx]

as much as the rest of your application

[frank shoal]

ik someone who got in ed with demure

[velvet geyser]

I WAS GONNA DO THAT AND THEN I PUSSIED OUT

[frank shoal]

it can def leave an impact tbh

[lunar sphinx]

yeah true

[frank shoal]

i did talkative, magnetic, and geniune

[lunar sphinx]

mine def did not

[frank shoal]

genuine*

[velvet geyser]

if its like memorable

[frank shoal]

yup

[frank shoal]

damn this is the first time ive ever seen another rania

[worldly thicket]

lemme find mine

[frank shoal]

insane

[lunar sphinx]

I used an essay to talk about the bongcloud chess opening

[velvet geyser]

youre a rania???

[lunar sphinx]

I might be rejected

[neat kernel]

Romanticism because I love romantic art and poetry, amalgamation because I feel like I’m a combination of a lot of different interests and competing ideas, and Glam because I love the style of Glam, the music, and I think the word just means a lot to who I try to be

[worldly thicket]

i love the word quixotic it’s my fav word ever

but this is too quirky

[frank shoal]

nah i js know one

[neat kernel]

But like really it’s not that deep

[worldly thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-laugh-out-loud-lol-lol-laughing-out-loud-chuckle-gif-6361682020094270006

fml

[frank shoal]

bro is quirky asf 😭

[neat kernel]

Guys my video lowkey sucked though

It was soooooo cheesy

Do they like cheesy?

[frank shoal]

idek what quixotic means

is that

exotic form of exotic?

[velvet geyser]

ima have to google these

[frank shoal]

deadass 😭

they seem cool tho

[worldly thicket]

unrealistic and impractical

[velvet geyser]

ooh i like the reasoning

[worldly thicket]

like extravagant

[frank shoal]

DAMN

thats nice

i rly like that

[worldly thicket]

i only know that word because someone from a show that i used to watch got a tattoo of it

and i was like wow that’s a funny word i like it

[frank shoal]

thats cool

i like it

[frank shoal]

honestly w strat

[neat kernel]

Too bad we can’t explain though lol

[frank shoal]

i asked the three ppl ik the best to give me one word

to describe me

[velvet geyser]

nah still very unique words

[frank shoal]

and i put those in

[worldly thicket]

!ivyday

[viral sierra]

Ivy Day Decision Date

Decisions are out <t:1743116400> in your local time
58 minutes and 20 seconds until the decision date

[worldly thicket]

oh my go

i’m abt to shit myself

[velvet geyser]

58 minutes holy shit

[worldly thicket]

i already have ibs this isn’t helping

[neat kernel]

You are real for this one

Guys I’m in an airport after a 10 hour flight

[frank shoal]

guys dw

if you dont get in, just remember

[neat kernel]

How cooked am I

[frank shoal]

brown has no ac

[neat kernel]

I have another flight after this

[frank shoal]

not cooked

WAIT WHAT

💀

cooked

thats horrible

[neat kernel]

Bro I just did a ten hour flight, then Ivy Day, then a 2 hour flight

I really hope it goes well

[velvet geyser]

dang wait youll be opening decisions in teh airport

how many did you apply to

[neat kernel]

And then I get home at 12 in the morning

[velvet geyser]

we're getting in trust 🔥

[neat kernel]

8, but rejected Yale EA

So I have 7 decisions

[worldly thicket]

yale isn’t real dw

[velvet geyser]

yale is just a concept

[neat kernel]

Yeah

I’m really hoping for Cornell, Columbia, or Brown

[warped turtle]

!cooked

[viral sierra]

It’s so over…

@warped turtle is absolutely doomed.
@warped turtle feels this server is the place to bring it up time and time again.
@warped turtle is truly A2Cooked.

Used 851 times.

[velvet geyser]

good luck man

[neat kernel]

Thanks, you too!

My decisions have been rough lately

[worldly thicket]

i wish i applied to cornell but

too cold and isolated

[velvet geyser]

same tbh

[velvet geyser]

i started

but then

[frank shoal]

if you get in youll be happy knowing you got into the better school

[neat kernel]

2 waitlists and a rejection in the last week, one acceptance but it was a target

[velvet geyser]

the supps were shite

[worldly thicket]

and i’m allergic to the cold

so

[frank shoal]

jk yale is awesom

e

[neat kernel]

This is real, I don’t want to live in New Haven

Dartmouth had my worst supps

[frank shoal]

new haven has its pros tbh (and its cons but)

[worldly thicket]

my worst supp was nyu

[velvet geyser]

pton has my worst

[worldly thicket]

and i got rejected

💀

[frank shoal]

providence is really indie so thats nice imo

[winged escarp]

lets go brown woowoowoowoo

[neat kernel]

For the nerd one I literally just wrote a 250 word analysis of an art piece and I DON’T think that’s what they wanted

[frank shoal]

imposter 💔

[neat kernel]

But it’s what I felt like at the moment so we’re locked in

[worldly thicket]

what nerd one

[neat kernel]

For Dartmouth

[violet echo]

I HAVE A TEST TMROW BUT IM TOO STRESSED TO STUDY

[worldly thicket]

ohhh

[neat kernel]

It was like the “Nerd Out” prompt or whatever

[frank shoal]

dont study trust

[winged escarp]

im in charge of watching u guys tonight so for today i am a brown student 💯

[neat kernel]

I guess if they wanted something specific they wouldn’t have given such an open-ended prompt

[frank shoal]

THATS UNIQUE ASF

dont stress

[frank shoal]

i hate mods

1984

[neat kernel]

Ahhhh I’m stressing lol

[frank shoal]

im against this

[neat kernel]

I feel like it might come off as goofy

[worldly thicket]

what did u guys write abt for ur brown joy essay

[neat kernel]

But I’ll find out in less than an hour I suppose

[winged escarp]

banned 😡

[worldly thicket]

i wrote abt caring for my neighborhood cats

[frank shoal]

abt my volunteering

[velvet geyser]

it looks like itd be memorable

[frank shoal]

it was really corny bro

[neat kernel]

Oh I talked about listening to albums as my joy thing

[velvet geyser]

also i think brown likes goofy

[worldly thicket]

brown so goooofyyy 😍🤣🤣😂😂😂😆😆 ACCEPT ME PLS

[neat kernel]

I really liked my Brown essays, just not my video

[neat kernel]

Real

[meager canopy]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE JUST LET ME IIIIINNNNNNN

[velvet geyser]

i pulled an allnighter for the video

[frank shoal]

i went like "i love _. i love when _. i love when _ happens and when _ happens.

it was rly mid

[warped turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-eric-andre-wanna-come-in-gif-13730108

[frank shoal]

if your video wasnt you yapping for 2 minutes WHAT WERE YOU DOING ⁉️

[worldly thicket]

my video was ass i looked so emotionless

but that’s not my fault 🙁

[velvet geyser]

i looked like i really didnt wanna be there 😭

[worldly thicket]

i just naturally look like that

[frank shoal]

i was only in my vid for like 10 secs

5 secs for an intro

5 secs bc it was a pic of me

[warped turtle]

my video is so dead inside core

i wish i knew how to smile properly 😭

and sound enthusiastic

[velvet geyser]

real

[worldly thicket]

i talked abt my last fm

and my spotify playlist

[neat kernel]

I yapped about things in my room and why they mean something to me

[velvet geyser]

some of the yt ones are crazy

[frank shoal]

guys if we get in are you guys gonna take risd courses alot or nah

[worldly thicket]

and i showed my last fm profile and the bio said “hi brown” yeah just sedate me at this point 💔💔💔🥀🥀🥀🥀

[frank shoal]

DEADASS

my friend who got in

bro

her vid was about being a model, photographer, artist and editor

and it was obvious like all of it

[velvet geyser]

have yall seen the cardistry guy 😭

[frank shoal]

i hate accomplished ppl

[tranquil cedar]

bro why didnt i fkin make the brown videooooooooo when i invested so much time into those essays

[frank shoal]

bro guess

what

cardistry guy can take pictures too

[velvet geyser]

damn im guessing there was like a lotta editing and shi

[velvet geyser]

I KNOW I SAW HIS THING ON BROWN YESTERDAY

and im like

how are you that accomplished

[frank shoal]

YUP

it was awesome

this other girl had a really hyper edited one and i LOVED it

[velvet geyser]

is it the girl who did kinda a room tour thing

[frank shoal]

YUP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD04QAAGYyM&ab_channel=amyypan

this one

[velvet geyser]

idk if it was hyper edited but the video was fire

YES

HER

[lunar sphinx]

oh real

that was a good one

[velvet geyser]

i loved this one

[frank shoal]

by hyper edited i mean like

good editing not alot

my english is kinda shit holy 😭

[velvet geyser]

fair enough it was done rly well

[frank shoal]

yup

bro i really hope they bring tyla for a spring weekend

that would be so fire

[velvet geyser]

but also ppl post on yt when their videos are actually nicely edited and shi

sooo def biased

[frank shoal]

trueee

a ton of ppl who got in

and i mean a TON

js talked to a camera for 2 mins

[velvet geyser]

yeah they jus yap on cam

[frank shoal]

prob more than 50%

[lunar sphinx]

mine was very poorly edited

like clips strewn together with voiceover

pretty bad

I played the drums for the backing track in the bg music

and that was the only unique thing

[frank shoal]

no wait thats awesome asf

[lunar sphinx]

I'll post it on youtube if I get in

or make it not-unlisted

[frank shoal]

mine were capcut blur transitions stringing pics togethers with a voiceover

[velvet geyser]

pretty unique tbf i love when ppl do stuff like that

[frank shoal]

bro so many rd videos r gonna get rejected

kinda sad i rly liked alot of them

[worldly thicket]

what if

i don’t open my portal

and stay oblivious

[lunar sphinx]

it's so fun because then you can put a "(REJECTED!!!111!!!11)" in the video title and everyone in the comment section is either like "haha loser" or "WHAT??///?? how did you get rejected????"

[warped turtle]

what the fuck is this bro

get that away from me

i can feel my teeth falling out

[velvet geyser]

gonna do that when i get rejected

[worldly thicket]

it’s so cute

40
more minutes

h

[warped turtle]

😰

[zinc bluff]

Brown pls

i need u

[velvet geyser]

imposter you got a stanford pfp

[frank shoal]

fr

gotta change the pfp if you really wanna get in

js what the rules say

[pulsar plume]

My heart hurts

Im going to open brown last 🤎🟤🤎

[frank shoal]

go for it bro

[pulsar plume]

Brown brown brown

I wore brown for my video porotfilo 🤎

[frank shoal]

dw youll be subjected to ratty food in 4 months hopefully

[pulsar plume]

[wet pier]

[frank shoal]

!ivyday

[viral sierra]

Ivy Day Decision Date

Decisions are out <t:1743116400> in your local time
19 minutes and 30 seconds until the decision date

[velvet geyser]

20 more minutes holy shitt

[jaunty pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/hyperventilate-paper-bag-deep-breath-breathless-hyper-gif-20355256

oh ok..

ill just die.

[humble sundial]

guys

you got this

[dreamy lichen]

Good luck seniors

[humble sundial]

sometimes

i regret not choosing brown

i believe in everyone here 🤲

[dreamy lichen]

Everyone makes mistakes sometimes

[humble sundial]

i said sometimes 🙄

i did ED to brown

but they deferred me

[humble sundial]

stop that

[velvet geyser]

you got into both harvard and brown?

[late jacinth]

gl guys

[dreamy lichen]

Happiness University

[humble sundial]

hey!!! people have fun at harvard too

[dreamy lichen]

That is what the Main Green has looked like every day for the last week

[humble sundial]

in rd eventually yes

[humble sundial]

what it’s so cold

[dreamy lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-halpert-face-yeah-ok-then-sure-gif-14215039757555920220

[humble sundial]

hey! i’m
not dissing brown

you shouldn’t diss harvard 🙄

[velvet geyser]

DAMn you must be cracked

[humble sundial]

at least we have a city 😬

[velvet geyser]

picking bw the two is a problem i wish ill have in 20 minutes

[late jacinth]

starts dissing brown

[dreamy lichen]

Yeah cause you slaughtered all the natives and gentrified all the POC out

[humble sundial]

Fighting fire with fire

[humble sundial]

me??

[dreamy lichen]

You as in YOU

[humble sundial]

why did this become personal

[dreamy lichen]

YOU SPECIFICALLY

[worldly thicket]

😭😭😭

[late jacinth]

welcome to brown really doesnt like you

you specifically

[humble sundial]

god

guys you see what Brown students do

they just are MEAN

[meager marlin]

Wasnt brown built off slaves

[late jacinth]

my calc teacher went to brown

[dreamy lichen]

Shhhhh

[late jacinth]

[frank shoal]

happens to the best of us 😔

[humble sundial]

pfttt @dreamy lichen why do i feel like you guys were founded in the 1700s 🤐 🤐 😬

why were you (you specifically) so late?

[frank shoal]

the era of enlightenment yk how it is

[dreamy lichen]

At least our statues aren’t covered in centuries of piss

Ewwwww

[frank shoal]

they rub it as well dont forget 🙏

[humble sundial]

why do you know abt our traditions

sounds like someone does a lot of research on harvard….

[frank shoal]

harvard is cool i really liked harvard square ngl

a harvard student side eyed me taking a pic on campus tho

[dreamy lichen]

I made the questionable decision of having friends at Harvard

[humble sundial]

i have a friend at brown

one. singular

[dreamy lichen]

Another Brown plus

[humble sundial]

she’s great

[dreamy lichen]

Fewer tourists

[frank shoal]

true

[dreamy lichen]

No one trying to break into your dorm

[frank shoal]

you can wear brown merch without looking like a casual

[humble sundial]

the tourists aren’t really a negative thing

they kinda just are there

that’s all

you learn to ignore it

[dreamy lichen]

Damn day how did we end up in this 2v1 rn

[humble sundial]

we should be celebrating

[frank shoal]

im stalking this chat to see who gets in

[humble sundial]

not fighting

[frank shoal]

fr

[dreamy lichen]

Amen

[dreamy lichen]

Only 10 more minutes

[quasi pond]

omg day

[dreamy lichen]

Bro I wish I didn’t have my girlfriend record my acceptance video

I broke up with her shortly after

[humble sundial]

hi

[frank shoal]

damn

[dreamy lichen]

I am not getting that shit back

[lunar sphinx]

shortly 😭

"thanks honey, we're done"

[quasi pond]

i remember u

[frank shoal]

maybe ask nicely? 😭

[quasi pond]

you were guardian last yr

[frank shoal]

LMFAO

[humble sundial]

lmao

[quasi pond]

why r you in brown and not harv

[humble sundial]

lol yes i forgot abt that

[frank shoal]

i lowk sat on my brother out of excitement

[dreamy lichen]

Because Brown has better vibes

[frank shoal]

i felt so bad about it

[quasi pond]

facts