Yale University (2024-2025)

[vernal pebble]

bruh i’m not going again

[green galleon]

Yeah at this point we r basically an intervention

[merry pawn]

I had an a2c meetup with a.m the other day x_x

[vernal pebble]

STOP RLLY

LMFAOOPO

[merry pawn]

I DID LOL

[grave pumice]

guys is it bad to be a cs major as a girl

[plain rover]

pay money to say nice words to you?

[vernal pebble]

he was asking if i was going to the UCSC thing

[grave pumice]

how much rizz do i lose

[plain rover]

the best therapist i have is my best friend

[vernal pebble]

so i may also have a2c meetup

[merry pawn]

we were gonna go ice skating today but he cancelled

[vernal pebble]

😹😹😹😹

[vernal pebble]

LMFAOOOOPOOOOOO

😭😭😭😭

he left u to dry bro

[merry pawn]

yep 🥲

[green galleon]

I a2c meeted up with @loud mason the other day

[merry pawn]

It's cause his body was sore from pickball which is understandable lol

[static comet]

you gain rizz but only in specific circumstances

[merry pawn]

so many a2c meetups

[green galleon]

U told me this

[merry pawn]

oop did I

but yeah apparently I have no sense of internet safety LOL

[vernal pebble]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

bro i used to be careful

[green galleon]

True that

[vernal pebble]

but lowkey i got doxxed

so i was like whatever and gave up

[green galleon]

Kinda weird seeing y'all in person

[merry pawn]

if someone tried hard enough they could definitely identify me

[merry pawn]

I got reverse doxxed x_x

[static comet]

wait rlly?? thats crazy

[merry pawn]

my classmates found my anonymous reddit account and posted it everywhere 😭

[vernal pebble]

ya 😭 it’s ok tho lmao

[vernal pebble]

wtfffff

[vernal pebble]

WTF

[static comet]

i've lwk been purging stuff so i dont get doxxed because like
i have too many irls here

[vernal pebble]

bro that’s insane

[green galleon]

Holy fuck

[vernal pebble]

bro i have irls active on this server

💀

[merry pawn]

I had to purge everything off my reddit account LOL

[merry pawn]

SAME

[vernal pebble]

and i have dms with them

i’m cooked lmfao

[green galleon]

I just don't post on reddit

Like ever

[static comet]

I have like 6 😭
its okay though we win. college apps ftw

[merry pawn]

Okay I have 1 friend but I love her so idrc and also at least 1 classmate (that I know of at least) who isn't active and I hope she never lurks here otherwise I'm gonna kms

[vernal pebble]

fr fr

did u guys put a college in ur insta bio

i didn’t

[green galleon]

If someone from my school comes on here I'm cooked

[vernal pebble]

but Ik some people who did 😭

[grave pumice]

my humanities bf likes it i fear

[merry pawn]

imagine if one of y'all were a classmate in disguise I'm actually gonna kms

[green galleon]

U usually don't till you like actually start attending

[merry pawn]

I probably will after I commit

[grave pumice]

i didnt either

[vernal pebble]

ya i wasn’t going to until after may1

[green galleon]

Ellie I have smthn to say to you...

[vernal pebble]

same

[merry pawn]

shut up

no classmates allowed

[green galleon]

ITS A JOKE

[grave pumice]

hey ellie lol

...

[mental blaze]

anyone follow their school's decision pages on insta

[static comet]

i did
i havent committed but its just to intimidate people 😭
too few followers to matter either way

[merry pawn]

YOU GUYS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE ANY OF MY CLASSMATES

[grave pumice]

i know you have youre acc aura farming

[merry pawn]

unless you're one of the classmates that I like

then you're allowed

otherwise you're banned

[green galleon]

Imagine I put Harvard 2029 on my insta

[static comet]

HELP thanks 😭

[vernal pebble]

@plain rover what do u reply to someone cuz this guy dmed me “go bears” wtf do i reply i just left him on seen

[static comet]

i havent put it anywhere else tho

[merry pawn]

LOL

[grave pumice]

its goated

[plain rover]

go bears

[meager mango]

I put my local CC in my bio and people thought it was real 😭

[green galleon]

Apparently all ur classmates suck so yeah wouldn't wanna be one

[merry pawn]

x_x

[vernal pebble]

r u sure it’s too late tho it’s been 1 hour

whatever it’s too late 😭

[merry pawn]

not all of them suck lol but I really do not want like any of them to be here

[meager mango]

I had old friends i hadn’t talked to in like 2 years ask me if it was real

[green galleon]

I stopped going to school this year to do dual enrollment I saw a friend today and he thought I dropped out

[merry pawn]

I'm chill with most of them but this server is my escape from life and classmates being here makes it NOT an escape from life

[merry pawn]

x_x

[unborn harness]

whats good guys

yale thread popping off as usual

[merry pawn]

the other day I was eating at a restaurant and my waiter was a former classmate who got expelled and I didn't even recognize her at first

[green galleon]

Ah the simp is here roo

Everyone is here

[vernal pebble]

💀💀💀

[green galleon]

I told me this too omf

[vernal pebble]

HI BERKELEY SIMP

i met OSKI TODAY

omg

u will not believe it

[unborn harness]

hi

omg

[vernal pebble]

we filmed a tiktok 😍

[unborn harness]

lmfao

[green galleon]

Omg will we get a Serena tiktok reveal

[merry pawn]

NO LITERALLY it went like this:

Her: Are you ready for your order to be taken--oh hi
Me: ...
My mom: do you two know each other?
Me: still not recognizing her ...
Her: oh yeah we used to be classmates

[unborn harness]

oksi is so scary lookin

[vernal pebble]

i think some people alr know what i look like 💀

[unborn harness]

like the devious smile

[vernal pebble]

am does cuz he doxxed me

💀💀💀💀

[green galleon]

I don't

[latent mulch]

i miss those commons clementines but yeah.... we may not be hosting yall sorry

[vernal pebble]

oh good

[static comet]

wait was it like a insta doxx or a linkedin doxx
ik those are v different things

[green galleon]

Do you want it to stay that way?

[unborn harness]

should've came to cosmos

[vernal pebble]

linkedin but we follow on insta 💀

[vernal pebble]

yes… lmfao

[merry pawn]

you got to be kidding me I love eating lunch to go that sounds terrible I want grapes and berries and tiramisu and clementines

[vernal pebble]

😭

[green galleon]

Y'all can find my insta idc

I don't post anything

So you won't even know my face

[merry pawn]

LOL

[exotic gorge]

Dang

[plain rover]

rich enough to give full rides, not rich enough for us to have TIRAMISU CAKES!!!

[vernal pebble]

how did u even meet him bro tho that’s crazy

[grave pumice]

erm... just say tiramisu 🤓

[exotic gorge]

They stopped serving lunch at 5 of the colleges? Like all together? That is crazy

[merry pawn]

my insta pfp has my face but I have no posts and I rarely post stories

[vernal pebble]

did u say like omg Hello discord bestie wanna meet now

[unborn harness]

no clementines

[vernal pebble]

💀😭😭

[green galleon]

Omg YOUNGNERD IS HERE

[plain rover]

yale becoming poor

[merry pawn]

we live near each other so we were like "hey wanna go to the library to study together"

[static comet]

insta pfp no longer has my face because i got doxxed too often
sigh

[exotic gorge]

How do you even justify that?

[vernal pebble]

OH okkkk

[grave pumice]

smh

[latent mulch]

honestly the dining situ here has gone to shit over the past year, esp. closing commons on friday

[vernal pebble]

i always get doxxed it’s ok

[green galleon]

It feels fated

[merry pawn]

LOL

[latent mulch]

the plan is for some like "power lunch" thing its total bullshit

[exotic gorge]

They closed commons on Fridays? DAMN. The food was SO good when I was there for BDD

[latent mulch]

i dont want sweetgreen

knockoff sweetgreen

[green galleon]

Idek how to dox

[latent mulch]

i assume that's what it is

[merry pawn]

please please please please riot

[static comet]

its okay ive been purging my presence here
they'll never know i existed 🙏

[unborn harness]

once the guy at the library sitting next to me was on a2c reddit looking at cornell stuff

[plain rover]

BRO WENT TO BDD

LET ME IN

[merry pawn]

LOL that's hilarious

[green galleon]

Archie I have the memory of an elephant. Dw you'll always be in the palm of my hand

[unborn harness]

bay area kids all on a2c

[latent mulch]

yeah... though tbf when it was open on fridays it was shut often then, cause there's events there most friday evenings

[grave pumice]

if aos saw me yappiing in brainrot id prbs get rescinded :PPP

[latent mulch]

either way its still mid

[grave pumice]

how many ppl here are bay area

[green galleon]

This is lwky so embarassing

[grave pumice]

it cant be that many

[static comet]

HELP thats such a moment

[exotic gorge]

I was in Pauli Murray tho, so I may have gotten the best, the food was BALLER in that D Hall

[green galleon]

Disproportionately represented imo

David is one of them

[latent mulch]

you have no clue how much i miss them, like they can't be expensive right 😭

[green galleon]

So they tend to be the loudest

[vernal pebble]

hey i’m not bay area..

[green galleon]

And most obnoxious

[merry pawn]

I LOVE CLEMENTINES

you gotta riot please

[latent mulch]

dining halls have pretty similar menus, only difference w/ murray is yall get pizza and not all colleges have that

[merry pawn]

yale is just greedy at this point

[exotic gorge]

The pizza was great

[unborn harness]

many

[grave pumice]

i'm serrving nothing

[vernal pebble]

love how this thread is more active than general 💀 general is for the normal kids u could not catch me in it

[merry pawn]

general is overrated imo

[green galleon]

I feel like at this point if someone came in here w a question Abt Yale we'd all ignore it

[vernal pebble]

real it’s lowk just trolls 😭

[timber plaza]

why yale?

i need help

[unborn harness]

ye they prob buy a truckload at a time i love clementines so much

[timber plaza]

im a hs junior

[exotic gorge]

Altho, only closing down 5 of the D Hall, kinda undermines the entire idea of Yale's res college system. Isn't the whole idea for it to all be 100% equitable and the same and the only difference being culture? @latent mulch

[static comet]

its okayyy dw 🙏 you got this

[latent mulch]

well i'd tell them not to come here like THE FUCKERS ARE TAKING MY LUNCH

[merry pawn]

EXACTLY

[timber plaza]

thank god im getting rejected from yale phew

uiuc 🙏🙏

[green galleon]

Chill broskie

[merry pawn]

LOL same at gt we actually have lunches smh

[timber plaza]

real!!!

[cedar kettle]

IM SO FUCKING UPSET

WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO

[green galleon]

Gt dining hall is kinda notorious for serving shit wrapped pies ngl

[unborn harness]

i come here to hide bro the ppl in gen chat all seem know each other on a very deep parasocial lvl

[merry pawn]

if other colleges can provide lunch then yale sure can too as one of the richest colleges out there

[exotic gorge]

ASTERISK ARE YOU IN ONE OF THE RES COLLEGES WITHOUT LUNCH?

[merry pawn]

idc gt is still the best

[vernal pebble]

AT GT??? girl u went??? when when when

[latent mulch]

well it never really was equitable but that's a whole other thing.....

but yes either way its an incredibly stupid decision and i really think the admin misread the room here, the alumni will actually riot over this

[cedar kettle]

IM ACTUALLY SCREAMING IN MY CUITE RN THIS IS SO UPsetting

[merry pawn]

no I've never visited 😭

[green galleon]

Talk to her girl make her see reality

[vernal pebble]

ohhhhh okayy lol

[merry pawn]

but I will go to gt

[grave pumice]

did you apply anywhere else or r u committed

[merry pawn]

when I commit

[vernal pebble]

LMFAO why what happened

[latent mulch]

yeah you can go to other colleges but like its pretty antithetical to the whole community thing

[cedar kettle]

WORSE IM IN ONE THAT HAS IT. WE ALREADY HAVE LINES THAT GO OUT THE FUCKING DOOR THIS IS ABOUT TO MAKENTRAFFIC RIDICULOUS

[merry pawn]

LOL

[green galleon]

Dining halls r shite they serve shite like shite wrapped sandwiches

[vernal pebble]

no unc? 😢

[plain rover]

wait i have a question

how do colleges determine FGLI

[unborn harness]

hi davidj

[exotic gorge]

Maybe it will work in favor of the administration tho, imagine a <insert res college> rich alumni hearing they no longer get lunch, ez 500mil donation for lunch service resuming

[green galleon]

Shut up david

[unborn harness]

no freakouts

[vernal pebble]

oh ew i hate wrapped sandwiches…

[plain rover]

hi

[cedar kettle]

Kill me

[merry pawn]

nah you were at berk for so long that you missed my unc -> gt transition

[cedar kettle]

I am going to explode something

[vernal pebble]

also could not be me bc cal feeds us well

i had waffles!!!

[timber plaza]

neither of my parents went to college and we make 40k a year

[unborn harness]

first gen is shrimple its just neither of ur parents have bachelors

[vernal pebble]

for dinner

[green galleon]

I'm so mean to David for all the right reasons

[timber plaza]

i agree

david is crazy ngl

[merry pawn]

I want waffles for dinner 🥲

[plain rover]

how do they determine income

[timber plaza]

i can’t defend none of this (im js like him)

[plain rover]

UR LITERALLY ME

[exotic gorge]

its ok you can come to harvard and eat

[vernal pebble]

oooh i’ll send a photo wait

it’s super aesthetic

[timber plaza]

I JUST SAID ANOVE

[cedar kettle]

Take me please

[timber plaza]

FUCK I BEED DUKE INTERVIEW

[merry pawn]

YES

[timber plaza]

FUCKKK DOOK

[merry pawn]

I want gimme

I want something sweet

[vernal pebble]

berkeley bought this for me LOVE U CAL😍😍🧸🧸🧸🧸

[exotic gorge]

homie the food here sucks yale dining still beats us out even if they don't get lunch

[green galleon]

Kinda scary there pal lay off the keys a bit you almost said a slur

[cedar kettle]

BRUH

[unborn harness]

its probably like a gradient rather than a strict cutoff and varies regionally, just that you had low resources and maybe went to like a title i school

[plain rover]

HOWS THE FOOD???

[cedar kettle]

I AM NOT HERE

TO WAIT

[loud mason]

Okay who pinged me.

[cedar kettle]

LIKE THIRTY FUCKING MINUTES

TO EAT SHIT

[green galleon]

I did

[cedar kettle]

AHHHHH

[fluid garden]

they paid??

[loud mason]

Oh hai Blue!

[plain rover]

SERENA HOWS THE FOOD

[merry pawn]

I've never seen you crash out like this before LOL

[vernal pebble]

VERY GOOD ACC they buy regents scholars food anywhere lmfao so even if regulars eat shit food we get catering 😹😹😹

[plain rover]

@vernal pebble were there METs at ROHP /

[green galleon]

Hey this girl Ellie is GT slam her

[merry pawn]

ASTERISK JOIN HYDRO IN THE REBELLION REFUSE TO HOST BULLDOG DAYS

[vernal pebble]

NO 😭

[cedar kettle]

I NEVER CRASH OUT LIKE THIS THATS WHY

IM IN PAIN

[merry pawn]

UGA HOW DARE YOU

[vernal pebble]

not in my batch

[loud mason]

@merry pawn 😠

[plain rover]

WDYM REGENTS FOOD ANYWHERE?

[merry pawn]

YOU SUCK COME TO GT

[vernal pebble]

YES AT LEAST THEY SAID SO

[plain rover]

THEY DONT DO THAT DURING actual campus do they?

[merry pawn]

WE WILL WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS

[plain rover]

WDYM

WHAT DID THEY SAY?

[vernal pebble]

I THINK we get extra flex points or smth like

[plain rover]

WHAT

NO WAY

[merry pawn]

GO RIOT

[vernal pebble]

they give us extra food points we can get free food

YES

[green galleon]

He got rejected GT don't rub it in his face

[unborn harness]

common davidj freakout

[merry pawn]

oop

[loud mason]

@merry pawn What is the motivation for fighting me tho? 😳 I would like pros and cons before I engage in a fight

[merry pawn]

IT'S OKAY YOU CAN TRANSFER COME ON OVER

[vernal pebble]

yes bro i’m pretty sure??? at least waffle gem insomnia cookie are all free

[merry pawn]

gt is better and I'm loyal

[vernal pebble]

those are two places to eat

[green galleon]

He doesn't want to

[plain rover]

WHAT ARE THESE PLACES

[unborn harness]

wait theres no way

thats crazy

[plain viper]

why are you speaking on his behalf

[fluid garden]

david why are we always yelling

[unborn harness]

so many perks for regents

[green galleon]

David just burn so many calories from all this emotional turmoil

[vernal pebble]

ITS inside campus lol it’s a resteraunt and i got a free waffle bc of regents discount

[cedar kettle]

LITERALLY GOING TO

[vernal pebble]

and if there’s no discount we also get free flex points

[green galleon]

Cuz we've talked and ik him irl

[vernal pebble]

for regents

[plain viper]

David, is your reddit account snoo roar?

[loud mason]

Are you sure Ellie is loyal to GT? But why you in Yale chat? 😳

[merry pawn]

because this chat is active

[vernal pebble]

💀

[plain rover]

PLEASE LET ME GO

[vernal pebble]

💀💀💀

[merry pawn]

look how dead the gt chat is

[plain rover]

PLEASE LET ME GOO TO BERKELEY

BERKELEY LET ME IN!!!!

[loud mason]

Sus

[merry pawn]

x_x

[vernal pebble]

literally why didn’t u sign up earlier omg we could have had a2c hangout 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[plain rover]

extra yapping bonus

[plain rover]

im going march 8-9

BERKELEY LET ME IN

ILY BERKELEY

[vernal pebble]

bruh that’s so late

[plain rover]

❤️

[plain viper]

david lowkey hope you get in for your sake

[vernal pebble]

but have fun iggggg

[cedar kettle]

I’m losing it

[vernal pebble]

you will fr it’s so fun

[cedar kettle]

I’m fucking losing it

[unborn harness]

why

[cedar kettle]

And by it I mean my mind

[plain rover]

berkeley not gonna let me in

LET ME In

[cedar kettle]

the dining halls 😭

[vernal pebble]

GO BEARS🐻🐻🐻

[plain viper]

you’ve spent multipke hours crashing out on this today

[green galleon]

If David sticks around after ivy day I'ma scream

[plain rover]

manifesting berkeley commit

[merry pawn]

if you can get the yale aos to accept me I will fly on over and help you riot

[vernal pebble]

can’t wait TBH

[loud mason]

Anyways Imm gonna go take a shower brb

[plain viper]

wait you didn’t get in early????

[vernal pebble]

no no he did

[green galleon]

Go do it

[unborn harness]

oh yea its bad why would they cancel lunch service at all wtf

[vernal pebble]

but we didn’t commit we are waiting on harvard and yale

and other places

😭

[plain rover]

who has given u an interview

ive not gotten y ale/harvard/duke

[vernal pebble]

bruh only stanford princeton dartmouth

[plain viper]

not this again

[unborn harness]

stop david

[merry pawn]

then why is he begging berkeley to let him in 😭

[vernal pebble]

i’m cooked bro

[green galleon]

Don't answer that question serena

[plain rover]

LITERALLY GOOD

[plain rover]

when did u get darty

[plain viper]

“only”

[unborn harness]

david stop broooo

[vernal pebble]

i don’t even know..

[plain viper]

3 is a lot

[cedar kettle]

Give up on Yale yuck fale but with genuine hate this time

[merry pawn]

you two are cracked y'all are auto admits

[vernal pebble]

in early january maybe jan 10

[plain rover]

i want them to let me in

[burnt phoenix]

only bro

fuck man 😮‍💨

[vernal pebble]

no yale or harvard bro

[plain viper]

is this because of the cold food

[green galleon]

@vernal pebble u again we love u but look at what u did

[plain rover]

i have gotten 0 pre screen interviews..

[merry pawn]

that's like me begging gt to admit me

when I'm already in

[plain rover]

[unborn harness]

david you need to do some deep breaths

[vernal pebble]

bro i’m sorry bro he asked me 😭😭😭😭😭

[merry pawn]

auto accept

[vernal pebble]

i am merely

answering a query

[plain rover]

0 pre screen interviews

im done

[burnt phoenix]

yeah but princeton and stanford

[plain rover]

they hate me

[cedar kettle]

Maybe I am overreacting but I am significantly upset

[vernal pebble]

same it’s fine u could be auto accept

[burnt phoenix]

What is a pre screen interview

[vernal pebble]

berkeley let us in so we are not cooked

[meager mango]

Can you explain a bit more for a casual like me lol

[green galleon]

When he asks DONT ANSWER DONT ANSWER SERENA RESIST ARM RESIST DENY!

[cedar kettle]

Like actually first time I’ve been angry I think since going to college 😭

[vernal pebble]

LMFAOOOO i read that as smth else at first

[merry pawn]

no no that is valid I would be so pissed too like reading that email hydro sent y'all have no grapes or clementines or to go boxes?? that's actually evil

[green galleon]

What did u read it ss

[cedar kettle]

The dining halls are dying

[vernal pebble]

deny … defend etc

💀💀💀

[winter quail]

rizz

[latent mulch]

this is what happens when we get a president that didn't go to yale for undergrad

[green galleon]

Yes do that

[fluid garden]

aren’t the dining halls the only good thing ab yale

[latent mulch]

abolish maurie mcinnis

[meager mango]

wtf I applied to yale for the food partially

Yea I was sad I got deferred but wtf man

[plain rover]

its because u didnt admit me

[winter quail]

deny defend depose

[green galleon]

Moop find another place to say that you will be found and murdered

[meager mango]

Idec atp

[merry pawn]

they're cheap and greedy

[cedar kettle]

Wait where did mcinnis go

[plain rover]

yale becoming a corporation

[cedar kettle]

But also like

[green galleon]

They could just be asses but that might be cutting them some slack

[merry pawn]

inflation CANNOT be that bad

[cedar kettle]

I feel like if you’ve ever eaten at a dining hall

[latent mulch]

i have no clue, the policy isn't even officially announced so no justification from admin yet

[grave pumice]

yo im actually logging off a2c now (to talk to a boy, you wouldnt get it). don't mess this up and DONT ping me bc i won't reply (talking to a boy) so ... heh... if you need me i'll be doing math work

[cedar kettle]

You would understand

This is dumb as fuck

[fluid garden]

i stand by what i said

that’s the only reason i applied cause some girl on tiktok posted yale food

[latent mulch]

"budgetary issues" fire some of the 5600 administrators

fuck you

[fluid garden]

#needthat

[plain rover]

biggest yale problem: no dining halls

[green galleon]

Maxia literally the fucking goat

[unborn harness]

yale saw how meta treats their swes and was like "yep ill do that"

[plain rover]

moop

[merry pawn]

I got a crush on a guy and I decided to get rid of the crush cause college is coming up and we are 99% not going to the same college

[green galleon]

Romance over bromance

[winter quail]

the administrators are the reason yale is so good tho they administrate so nicely

[fluid garden]

hello

[green galleon]

She said don't ping her

[cedar kettle]

Dude for real

I’m

[grave pumice]

i'm literally goated

[cedar kettle]

Losing it

[winter quail]

L rizz

[merry pawn]

Also: not gt

[vernal pebble]

omg btw forgot to tell u but BRING A PILLOW don’t forget also bring a sleeping bag

[merry pawn]

I turned off the ping lol

[cedar kettle]

Hydro how do I cope

[green galleon]

Have fun hope it goes well

[vernal pebble]

if ur going

[grave pumice]

dating bf even tho im literally moving for uni

[vernal pebble]

some dude didn’t bring anything

💀💀

[grave pumice]

irrelevant

it's fun in the moment gonna be shit later

[merry pawn]

why are you here 😭

you said you would be gone lol

[exotic gorge]

long distance isn't that bad

[merry pawn]

that's why I refuse to date this guy lol

[merry pawn]

tried and done

not fun

[grave pumice]

yeah he's busy

so

[green galleon]

Lame I'm sorry

[winter quail]

wait when did berkeley decisions come out r u oos

[grave pumice]

i had to reference

[merry pawn]

nah I'mma get myself a nice gt bf

[green galleon]

Ivy day

[grave pumice]

anyway im gonna be a nerd and do math now

bye sigma

[vernal pebble]

no no i’m in state lol. i think it came out maybe 2.5 weeks ago? tbh idk lol

[grave pumice]

s

[green galleon]

I could introduce u to ppl at GT

[unborn harness]

some ppl who r cracked get in early

[winter quail]

does it come out earlier for instate

[fluid garden]

like 2 weeks ago for early admits

[vernal pebble]

also you can get it if ur OOS

[merry pawn]

yes do it

[unborn harness]

but u and i will get in on mar 27!!!

[vernal pebble]

no lol

[merry pawn]

I need friends

and

connections lol

[winter quail]

okok i didn’t apply but all my friends did

[green galleon]

Not the business guy but the other ones

[merry pawn]

I don't want the business guy smh

[vernal pebble]

do yk anyone who got in

[winter quail]

no one OOS

[green galleon]

He's already got the baddest of baddies so he's taken

[unborn harness]

i wonder if oos kids see berkeley as just another gt/ut/unc

[vernal pebble]

i do lowkey

like

[winter quail]

it is

[vernal pebble]

idk gives me that vibe

[merry pawn]

same lol except maybe a bit more prestigious

[vernal pebble]

ya fr

[green galleon]

Serena is not from cali what?

[vernal pebble]

i think it’s decently prestigious

[vernal pebble]

yes i am hello………..

[merry pawn]

nah she's from middle of nowhere cali

[vernal pebble]

😭😭😭

[winter quail]

berkeley > umich > UT = GT > UCLA

[vernal pebble]

yepppp

[timber plaza]

HELP WHAT

[vernal pebble]

it’s like

[green galleon]

Oh like in state cali

[vernal pebble]

really rural

[timber plaza]

hi

hi blue

[unborn harness]

ucla > umich lowk

[vernal pebble]

yeahh

[green galleon]

Wassup girl

[winter quail]

nah umich got more aura

[vernal pebble]

bruh obviously. also berkeley > ucla > mich

[timber plaza]

I NEED DUKE INTERVIEW!!!

[unborn harness]

id take berkeley > stanford any day

[meager mango]

Berkeley lowkey mid

[vernal pebble]

obv lol

[vernal pebble]

DO NOT

[merry pawn]

no gt (because they accepted me and I love them) > ut (because they accepted me) > umich (cause fat squirrels) > berkeley = ucla (depending on major)

[vernal pebble]

DO NOT TALK BAD

[unborn harness]

wrote it wrong way

[meager mango]

Who rlly tryna be in those hella overcrowded classes bruh

[unborn harness]

mb

[vernal pebble]

ABT CAL

[winter quail]

nah stanford better

acc

no

[vernal pebble]

HOW DARE UOU

[unborn harness]

NO

[winter quail]

berkeley physics is better

[timber plaza]

YES.

im gonna check my inbox

[meager mango]

Name checks out lmfao

[unborn harness]

nah bro ucla got the vibes umich has 0 vibes

[meager mango]

UCLA = UMICH > BERKELEY

[timber plaza]

literally nothing

[winter quail]

also i think u guys got a typo

[green galleon]

Cali is rich

[winter quail]

in ur names

[vernal pebble]

bruh have my spot lowk 💀 if you get into stanford let’s trade

[winter quail]

it’s berkley

[green galleon]

Why don't we trade it back

[vernal pebble]

no it’s not….

[merry pawn]

can I trade unc for berkeley

[unborn harness]

we need to put you and david far away from each other coz god forbid you guys doom abt interviews together

[winter quail]

it’s not pronounced ber kelley

[green galleon]

Nah package it w uiuc

[vernal pebble]

no my oski is too precious to me 😢😢

[winter quail]

it’s berkley

[meager mango]

I visited Berkeley it was mid asf like cmon

[merry pawn]

you can have any of the unis I got accepted into except gt lol

[timber plaza]

he’s not here 🙈🙈

[vernal pebble]

it’s berkeley or california

[stable crescent]

yo

[unborn harness]

wdym berkeleys such a vibe

[vernal pebble]

we call it california TM

[meager mango]

I already got into umich I’m not going to berk even if i get in lmfao

[stable crescent]

does someone wanna trade

[vernal pebble]

😍

[stable crescent]

oklahoma christian

[winter quail]

nah UIUC is ass for anything except cs

[stable crescent]

for yale

[vast fulcrum]

stabbed to death outside the dorms

[timber plaza]

fuck you

[merry pawn]

LOL yes

[vernal pebble]

let’s trade oklahoma for harvard

[winter quail]

and business trust

[unborn harness]

i assume ur oos?

[green galleon]

Helluva deal right there

[timber plaza]

wtf 💔💔

[winter quail]

like uiuc sucks for public policy

[vernal pebble]

bruh whatttt

[stable crescent]

im down

[timber plaza]

ellie is a hater

[vernal pebble]

cal is way better

💀

[vernal pebble]

real

[unborn harness]

faxfax

[meager mango]

I got into Ross and I didn’t apply haas so

[vernal pebble]

ohhh ok makes sense

[timber plaza]

then withdraw ur app dawg

[unborn harness]

the campus is so pretty

[timber plaza]

if u ain’t gonna go

[vast fulcrum]

ross mogs haas gang

[winter quail]

Haas sounds better than Ross

[merry pawn]

you and david together will doom so hard that you'll make the sun explode I'm simply trying to save the world

[stable crescent]

is haas berkley or ucla

[vernal pebble]

ur lowk missing out tho likeeeeeee cal is kinda goated

[unborn harness]

wy applied to

[winter quail]

berkley

[timber plaza]

ur mom sounds better than haas

[vast fulcrum]

berkeley

[meager mango]

Ima see if I get in

[vernal pebble]

berkeley

[stable crescent]

whats uclas

[meager mango]

Econ

[timber plaza]

im tryna end the world

[merry pawn]

x_x

[vast fulcrum]

none

[winter quail]

mf it’s expensive asl

[vernal pebble]

nothing cuz they SUCK🤣🤣🤣

[winter quail]

cali ass

[vernal pebble]

ucla fake asf

[merry pawn]

no interview for you if the world ends

[stable crescent]

is marshall or haas better

[meager mango]

ALTHOUGH we did go to this one pizza place at berk that was pretty good but the vibes were lowkey off on campus

[vast fulcrum]

haas

[meager mango]

Haas

[vernal pebble]

haas trust

[unborn harness]

ucla has no undergrad business iirc

[timber plaza]

i don’t need dook 💔💔💔

[stable crescent]

damn

[merry pawn]

harvard

[green galleon]

It's fated their child will end the world with the speed of their typing on discord megathreads

[stable crescent]

i applied marshall 💀

[winter quail]

haas, usc is like NEU it’s not actually a good school

[stable crescent]

i want the airtag tho

[timber plaza]

well it’s tmr so

idk

is the world gonna end

rn

[vernal pebble]

bruh what it’s hella good here wdym

[plain viper]

hey stan

[merry pawn]

OOH YOU GOT A HARVARD INTERVIEW

NICE

[timber plaza]

yes last week 🙈🙈

js dooming over DOOK

FUCKING DUKE

[green galleon]

Really?

[winter quail]

ur rural so its better

[timber plaza]

FUCKING DUKE

[stable crescent]

well id rather go to usc than berkley (coping cause i didnt apply)

[static comet]

late reply but i applied to stanfy so im waiting on that
but nowhere else lwk

[vernal pebble]

OMG U GOT IT NOW NO MORE COMPLAINING LMFAO

[unborn harness]

0 transit true

wy from tho

[stable crescent]

hey anotherdammaccounts

[timber plaza]

I NEED DUKE

[winter quail]

yea university of spoilt children

[vernal pebble]

ew no i hate rural

[unborn harness]

but the asian food is so good here

[vernal pebble]

i’m a city girl

[plain viper]

I’d rather go to duke than HYPSM

[timber plaza]

i agree usc better

[green galleon]

Would know

[winter quail]

nah rnt u in the middle of nowhere

[vernal pebble]

bruh i got none stfu💀

[merry pawn]

no dook sucks

[stable crescent]

ngl u crashing out more than david

[vernal pebble]

yeah

[merry pawn]

you got berkeley

[green galleon]

Gnight guys

[timber plaza]

it’s partly a joke

[timber plaza]

good night dawg

[green galleon]

I love you serena, ellie

[vernal pebble]

but no interviews 😭😭

[merry pawn]

smh imagine being est

[vernal pebble]

omg goodnight bestie💗💗💗

[timber plaza]

who cares tho dawg berkeley goated

[unborn harness]

gn blue

[merry pawn]

LOL gn

[winter quail]

if i don’t get yale harvard or duke ill be aight cus i got community college

[timber plaza]

oh not me??

[vernal pebble]

ok but like YALEEEEE HARVARD

PLSSSS

[green galleon]

I will recind my love if u don't take it

[unborn harness]

bc ur autoaccept bruh

[merry pawn]

nah serena and I are just better

[stable crescent]

i want yale penn or columbia

[vernal pebble]

let me in i am knocking on ur gate

[stable crescent]

just one of them

[merry pawn]

fine smh

[green galleon]

I love you to Anna

[vernal pebble]

r u sure omgg

[timber plaza]

😡😡😡😣😖

[unborn harness]

yes

[timber plaza]

thank you goat

[vernal pebble]

oh ok i hope 😭😭

[winter quail]

bro no way they don’t give interviews to autoaccepts or a likely

[merry pawn]

I'll give you my duke interview if you give me berk

[vernal pebble]

real

[vernal pebble]

ummmmmmmm

ummm

no

[merry pawn]

LOL

[vernal pebble]

💀

duke acceptance for cal acceptance ya tho

😭😭😭

[vernal pebble]

exactly they would interview u

[winter quail]

what you’d choose duke over cal??

[vernal pebble]

yup

[merry pawn]

I hate duke

[winter quail]

no shottt

cal is so much better

[plain rover]

guys i accepted it

[merry pawn]

yes

[winter quail]

location is pristine

[merry pawn]

I agree

[plain rover]

yale already accepted me

same for harvard

they both love me

[merry pawn]

yes

[vernal pebble]

U COMMITTED?

[timber plaza]

so i got rejexted???

[vernal pebble]

wtf

oh

[winter quail]

decisions came out alr??

off

omg

[merry pawn]

LOL

[winter quail]

checking portal

[merry pawn]

no

[timber plaza]

ur mom came out

[unborn harness]

lmfao

[vernal pebble]

yes i got into harvard dartmouth cornell and i got rejected from UC Santa Cruz

go check rn

[merry pawn]

rejected ucsc but accepted cal early is crazy

then again I've seen crazier things

[unborn harness]

stf

wtf

how

ucs r not spsd to yield protect

[vernal pebble]

girl nooo i’m joking lmfaooo

[winter quail]

i got rejected harvard college but they said they want me to go directly to their phd department?? ig im going to harvard university not harvard college 😭😂

[merry pawn]

institutional priorities

[vernal pebble]

real

[winter quail]

ts has to be a joke

[dusky bough]

aw nice

[winter quail]

we need a whistle blower for college admissions

[compact wren]

We did?

[winter quail]

who

[compact wren]

Wasn’t Harvard admissions methods leaked from that scotus case

[stable crescent]

yeah

they grade from 1-6 scale

[compact wren]

Yea

[winter quail]

nah but the new method

[stable crescent]

1 being the best

[compact wren]

New method tf?

[winter quail]

they def patched that method

[plain rover]

yeah

[stable crescent]

new method is they split the pile into two stacks

[unborn harness]

idt its leaked i think it was subpoenad or whatevr you call it

[plain rover]

it was very biased

[stable crescent]

and one stack they auto reject

[compact wren]

Patched is crazy

[stable crescent]

cause u gotta be lucky

[plain rover]

damn

im in the auto reject

[compact wren]

Same

[winter quail]

back in 2019 you needed a good gpa decent sat and a few clubs to get into mit

[compact wren]

They threw my ass in that auto reject pile

[unborn harness]

and aime qual would get u in

[dusky bough]

why does mit defer everyone ea

[compact wren]

We were born in the wrong times bro

[dusky bough]

like theres def more ppl to reject

[unborn harness]

theyre qualified but not autoadmit

[winter quail]

only 65%

[dusky bough]

65% is still so much

[unborn harness]

yep

[grave pumice]

65% is crazy

[plain rover]

bruh five years ago

[dusky bough]

and then they only accept 200 deferred ppl

out of 8k

[plain rover]

id go 8/8

[merry pawn]

I know a guy whose only ECs are debate (not even that good) and piano and he got deferred

[merry pawn]

I mean to be fair he's smart but still

[unborn harness]

iirc the chance of u getting in after deferred is the same as the chance getting in just applying rd

[compact wren]

Then they defer everyone

And if u got rejected then that means ur app was really bad

[vernal pebble]

bro cassandra hsio no ecs but just good essays she got into all of the ivies omg

[dusky bough]

2.5% defer-> acceptance acceptance rate

[vernal pebble]

i wish it was me

in 2017

[dusky bough]

yeah but people with bad apps also get deferred lol

[compact wren]

True but

[winter quail]

NAH BRUH EVEN 2018 IS COOKED I ENVY 1980s MFS WHO COULD GO TO BUMASS BALL STATE UNIVERSITY AND JUST GO ON WALL STREET TO MAKE BIG BANK OR IN THE 90S UOU COME UP EITH A SHITTY STARTUP AND EVERY MF EOULD INVEST

[vernal pebble]

me

[compact wren]

It has to be really bad if u got rejected

[winter quail]

oh

i got rejected

[vernal pebble]

ball state isn’t that in ARKANSAS

[dusky bough]

oh

[merry pawn]

so 35% of people were really bad? x_x

[unborn harness]

or intl

[winter quail]

indiana

[compact wren]

Not the ball state shade 😭my teacher would attack u lmao

[vernal pebble]

HELP SHAWN

[compact wren]

He went to ball state

[vernal pebble]

SHAWN

I CANT

😭😭😭😭

[vernal pebble]

cooked

[compact wren]

I can’t believe it’s a real school name

😭

[vernal pebble]

so cooked wtf

is it balls state or ball state

[compact wren]

Ball state

[vernal pebble]

😍

[loud mason]

I am bac guys

[compact wren]

Idk

[winter quail]

yeah it’s wtv, i think it was my ACT i only got a 35 instead of a 36 on math

[compact wren]

Like ik some kids with mid stats (like actual mid stats) apply to places like brown and nyu every year

[dusky bough]

wait i had a 1460 and was deferred lol

[vernal pebble]

wow

what a nice ball they have

[compact wren]

So they receive a lot of apps and the acceptance rate goes down

[vernal pebble]

😍

[unborn harness]

its coz ur intl

[timber plaza]

they can suck my balls

[vernal pebble]

real bro

or the opposite

[winter quail]

oh what’s ur gpa? mine is pretty high tbh so idk how i got rejected

[vernal pebble]

cuz i don’t think we have the ball

[timber plaza]

LMFAOOO

😭😭

crazy

[winter quail]

nah that’s a typo

[dusky bough]

3.96

[compact wren]

It’s named after a family

[vernal pebble]

is this yale

[compact wren]

The ball brothers

💀

[dusky bough]

it prob is bc ur intl

[vernal pebble]

how many balls did they have

[winter quail]

oh yeah i had a 3.3 UW and 3.8 W

[vernal pebble]

LMFAOO

[plain viper]

UCs love intls

[merry pawn]

LOL no way

[vernal pebble]

it’s insane

[unborn harness]

maybe ur app exuded negativity like the negativity youve been exuding toward uc berkeley

[winter quail]

hope i get in 🙏🏽

[vernal pebble]

me too

[unborn harness]

oh that makes sense

[winter quail]

i love berkeley hate cali

[vernal pebble]

that’s good

[winter quail]

wdym

[vernal pebble]

what bruh why even

[compact wren]

Good question

[dusky bough]

thanks lol

[vernal pebble]

i think 7 at least.

[plain viper]

valid take

[vernal pebble]

for both of them

[unborn harness]

as to why u got rejected ea

[winter quail]

berkeley = good uni
cali = bad state

[plain viper]

cali is a bad state

[compact wren]

Damn

[winter quail]

is that bad

[compact wren]

I have 9

[vernal pebble]

wait why do u think it’s bad tho

[vernal pebble]

i have 27

[compact wren]

10/10 rage bait LOL

[winter quail]

expensive, liberals

[dusky bough]

wait its like not tho

[compact wren]

Cali best state

[unborn harness]

idk depends on ur ECs

[dusky bough]

i like usc but i dont wanna be in cali

[vernal pebble]

yeah like this can’t be real california is the best state lowk

[vernal pebble]

oh.

okay um

[compact wren]

Wait Serena do u live in Cali

[dusky bough]

if it was closer to home i wouldve like cali more

[unborn harness]

california girls

[vernal pebble]

yes ofc lol

[compact wren]

So jelly

[unborn harness]

we're unforgettable

[winter quail]

nah i’m playing i didn’t apply MIT EA

[compact wren]

Ban now

[winter quail]

i love berkeley caltech stanford and ucla tho

the state is ass

[compact wren]

[winter quail]

except san fran

bay area

and the tech spots

[compact wren]

I like the Bay Area weather more

[winter quail]

the rest of the state just sucks

[compact wren]

Nah what abt la

La is fire

And San Diego

[winter quail]

YO

[winter quail]

U CANT SAY THAT

[compact wren]

😓

[winter quail]

that’s so fucked man…

[compact wren]

Boi

[vernal pebble]

wait so if you don’t like california what states do u like

[winter quail]

hm

[unborn harness]

south bay worst walkability on west coast bruh

[winter quail]

i don’t like any one state particularly tbh, except maybe texas or hawaii

[vernal pebble]

alright i’m out

💀💀💀

💀💀

💀💀

[winter quail]

best cities are in no particular order

austin, boston, nyc, san fran, seattle, bay area, chicago, and alberqerque

[unborn harness]

alberqerque is so random

bay area is not a city

[winter quail]

walter white

well bay area is basically a city

[timber plaza]

real

[winter quail]

a state is just a big city

[unborn harness]

its like at least 8 diff cities lol

[timber plaza]

love chicago

[winter quail]

windy city

she throwing me kisses

• drake

[timber plaza]

what

[compact wren]

Oh when I’m back in chicagoooo I feeel it it’s like another version of meee I can feel it

[timber plaza]

REALL

[winter quail]

say this w a straight face

mane the shit i’d do to go to berkeley or stanford

[compact wren]

Oh when I’m back in Chicago 🔫 I feel it

[winter quail]

(i didn’t apply to either)

but maybe i’ll go there for grad school

[compact wren]

Northwestern pls accept me!

[winter quail]

berkeley physics would be SOOO tuff they can call me oppenheimer

[compact wren]

Im cooked for uchicago those mfs don’t accept ppl for rd

[vernal pebble]

best cities: gloucester cheltenham bristol nottingham durham london manchester ❤️

[winter quail]

BRISTOL ON TOP

[unborn harness]

san jose, los gatos, saratoga, sunnyvale, cupertino, los altos, mountain view, palo alto, milpitas, fremont, oakland, berkeley, hayward, morgan hill, sf, redwood city, san mateo

and some other ones i forgot

[vernal pebble]

henry m gunn high school 💀

i met a girl from there today

[unborn harness]

crazy

[vernal pebble]

she was telling me abt STANLEY ZHONG

[unborn harness]

LMAO

[vernal pebble]

SHE KNOWS HIM BRO

LIKE IRL

[latent mulch]

dfw metroplex has like 200 cities

[vernal pebble]

the rabbit sign guy

[unborn harness]

sigma i never get the difference between dfw and houston on geoguessr

[compact wren]

HELP

NOT HIM

[latent mulch]

wait r u on the geoguessr grind

based

[vernal pebble]

STOP I THINK IM MUTUALS WITH HIM

[unborn harness]

i was gonna hop on w my friend but he is ghosting me rn

[compact wren]

Oh??

Is it a private acc

[vernal pebble]

YES I THINK ITS HIM

😭😭😭😭

[latent mulch]

https://www.geoguessr.com/user/58bf03488b9ff461384c2aa8 add me dawg

[winter quail]

holy half of them seem like i’d get shot up there, the only valid ones in the list are

berkeley cus berkeley
mountain view
palo alto
san fran duh
fremont seems like a chill city
Sunnyvale

[compact wren]

I was so shocked to discover that lawsuit was jim

Him

[winter quail]

have u guys seen the beabadoobee crashout videos

[vernal pebble]

the harvard lawsuit??

[compact wren]

No

[winter quail]

he needs to put his essays out

[compact wren]

The uc lawsuit

[vernal pebble]

which one

[vernal pebble]

ohhhh

[compact wren]

That just got filed

[vernal pebble]

he should have done harvard lmfao

[compact wren]

I remember hearing abt him last year and now this mf is back on the news

[plain viper]

i miss free geoguessr

[vernal pebble]

what can i say bro… skill issue

[unborn harness]

im in gold ii too but i havent played in over a week

[plain viper]

duels was my shit 😞

[compact wren]

Bro is not getting in with his 1590 🤣🤣

[vernal pebble]

YES

[unborn harness]

bro come to south bay for good asian food

[plain viper]

but I aint dropping 60 bucks a year on s google maps game

[winter quail]

stanley zhong an opp

[bold current]

Aa come back pls

[winter quail]

is that where seaside is

[vernal pebble]

so my friend from ROHP basically was on cross country with stanley

[compact wren]

How is he employed at Google

[winter quail]

ong

[compact wren]

Bye

[winter quail]

dad

[unborn harness]

??

[vernal pebble]

and she kinda was friends w him

[compact wren]

Mf don’t even got a degree and he’s at Google

[winter quail]

seaside bakery

[compact wren]

😭

[vernal pebble]

he ISNT.

[winter quail]

where the ABGs live

[compact wren]

Oh?

[vernal pebble]

it’s an internship

[compact wren]

Now I’m confused

[vernal pebble]

💀

[compact wren]

The news lied to me

BRUH

[vernal pebble]

it’s not a job lmfao i found out from her

[unborn harness]

what is that bro

[vernal pebble]

yeah 😭😭😭

[compact wren]

Bro ppl were saying he had a whole ass job

[winter quail]

huh it’s the source of all ABGs

[unborn harness]

WHAT

[compact wren]

This mf instead has a nepo internship

[vernal pebble]

no bro this is inside information from stanley’s friend

trust me

[compact wren]

HOLY