Yale University (2024-2025)

[timber plaza]

lmao

[merry pawn]

Last year I went on a date with this dude and I mentioned to him beforehand that I didn't like seafood and he must've forgotten cause he brought me to a seafood restaurant 😭

AND ALSO EVERYTHING WAS EXPENSIVE LIKE WHAT

SO EVEN IF I LIKED SEAFOOD

[timber plaza]

helpp nightmare

[merry pawn]

I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLE TO EAT

[merry pawn]

no exactly

I just had a salad LOL

[grave pumice]

gt accept has a date? this is damn near unheard of

[compact wren]

i only eat shrimp

for seafood

everything else is weird

[merry pawn]

LOL

I mean it didn't work out turns out he was leading me on 😭

He wanted to be friends with benefits 😭

[grave pumice]

smh

[fresh mango]

seafood aint that bad what yall talking about

[merry pawn]

me except with seaweed

[plain rover]

seaweed

[merry pawn]

And if you can cook fish so it doesn't have that fishy smell I'll eat it but I'm picky about it

[timber plaza]

no REAL

[grave pumice]

i will eat shrimp and sometimes smoked salmon

[timber plaza]

it has to have like an exactt sauce i like

or else no 😭

[merry pawn]

there's that chinese dish

[timber plaza]

bro my parents would order food w mf oysters

[fresh mango]

sounds like yall have had unfresh seafood

[merry pawn]

I call it squirrel fish x_x

[timber plaza]

and i'd freak out

[plain rover]

ur food aint fresh

[merry pawn]

Cause it doesn't taste like fish

doesn't smell like fish

[plain rover]

fresh fish doesnt have a smell...

[fresh mango]

thats what im saying

they arent getting the fresh fish

fresh shellfish

[plain rover]

their seafood is fish sticks at safeway

[fresh mango]

ngl tho ive like never had fresh oysters its always been bad

[plain rover]

oysters are fine for me imo

they arent like omg this is amazing but they arent ba

bad

[merry pawn]

I hate oysters they're so slimy 😭

[fresh mango]

there was one place by the ocean and they were like "i promise its the freshest we just got them from the sea"

[plain rover]

fried oysters the best

[fresh mango]

and i threw up cuz they were bad

[merry pawn]

I mean I've had the fish my grandparents caught

like fresh

As in

[fresh mango]

probably dead for years or something

[merry pawn]

caught 5 minutes ago

And it was still fishy x_x

[plain rover]

bad fish

fresh salmon, rock fish, a bass should be okay

[fresh mango]

bad fish maybe u are hypersensitive to the fish smell

its like cilantro

[merry pawn]

I love cilantro lol

But yeah my parents say I'm sensitive to smells

dunno if that's true

[fresh mango]

some people hate it cuz genetics

[merry pawn]

But I can smell if my parents have had fish HOURS ago

[fresh mango]

oh yea sounds like ur hypersensitive

[merry pawn]

And it gets to the point where I refuse to go into the kitchen unless they air it out

[fresh mango]

unfortunate fish is great

[timber plaza]

can i say i love ellie's use of x_x

[merry pawn]

LOL

[fresh mango]

ur missing out

[merry pawn]

I'm like the only one I know who uses it

[timber plaza]

yes

[merry pawn]

also I feel like "lol" is dying out

[fresh mango]

no way lol

[merry pawn]

And I also use em dashes and semicolons casually while texting

[timber plaza]

no bc i use "LAMAOOAOAOOA"

[fresh mango]

what 💀

[merry pawn]

people say lmao more than lol nowadays

[timber plaza]

💀

bc lol seems too like

fake

need to emphasize

[fresh mango]

ive never used lmao

[merry pawn]

x_x

[timber plaza]

how funny it is

!!

[merry pawn]

I prefer "lol" cause I refuse to change

I'm stubborn

[plain rover]

guys

so i realized

im cooked

[fresh mango]

stick w/ tradition dont conform w/ new trends

[merry pawn]

And typing the skull emoji is more energy consuming than just saying x_x

[merry pawn]

yes exactly

lol is the og

[fresh mango]

💀

[timber plaza]

💀

x_x

[plain rover]

life is unfair

[merry pawn]

x_x is superior

[fresh mango]

u ok bro

[merry pawn]

Okay honestly

I haven't seen someone use x_x in ages

[timber plaza]

is davidj okay

[plain rover]

yes and no

[timber plaza]

💀

[merry pawn]

anna no wonder you identified my reddit account based off x_x 😭

[plain rover]

physically fine but mentally im coping

[merry pawn]

we all are lol

[timber plaza]

HELP im ngl i saw ur acct once and wondered if it was u

cus i saw u in duke thread

[merry pawn]

LOL

[timber plaza]

• i saw u got rej

💀

[fresh mango]

next level stalking right there

[timber plaza]

sorry i may or may not be a stalker

[plain rover]

bruh is that the new ec strat

have parents start a chinese restaurant

[merry pawn]

wow I got a stalker

[plain rover]

[merry pawn]

I'm so flattered lol

[timber plaza]

i totally didnt stalk my tufts interviewer into oblivion

yes 💀

i remmeber ur ed duke posts

[merry pawn]

NO ME WITH MY RICE AND DUKE INTERVIEWERS

[timber plaza]

no fr

[merry pawn]

I posted so much about duke 😭

[fresh mango]

lol i stalked an interviewer and turns out it was the wrong person 💀

[plain rover]

BRO GOT RICE

[merry pawn]

LOL

[timber plaza]

no bc my harvard interviewer is normal saur i didnt stallk her

but my tufts guy is a PSYCHO BRO

42 YEAR OLD WHITE MAN

who calls himself a mensch

💀

[merry pawn]

what's a mensch

[timber plaza]

calls himself HUMBLE

basically humble

except humble ppl dont call thsemlves that

💀

[merry pawn]

if you call yourself humble you aren't humble lol

[fresh mango]

mensch??

[timber plaza]

he thinks hes allat 💯😭

[merry pawn]

exactly

[timber plaza]

cus he worked for the prez of a country of 17k

💀

also um he doesnt like being told no per my article read

IM COOKED

42 YAR OLD WHITE MALE professor + lawyer

im gonna get grilled dawg

[merry pawn]

??

[plain rover]

guys

its so over

[merry pawn]

How do you not like to be told no

[plain rover]

no interviews, and i am cooked

[timber plaza]

on the article he said

[plain rover]

its okay yall

i tried very hard

[timber plaza]

he doesnt take no for an answer very well

[merry pawn]

I mean no one likes being told no but you gotta be used to it and okay with it

[timber plaza]

☠️

or smth

[merry pawn]

x_x

[timber plaza]

again, white man

[fresh mango]

mensch is more like person of integrity and honor idk about humbleness

[timber plaza]

ahh

[timber plaza]

really

[merry pawn]

nah auto accept trust

[timber plaza]

BUT u cant call urself that bro

[fresh mango]

ask them what they think about "ubermensch"

[timber plaza]

also his linkedin title i kid you not is "perpetually aspiring star reaching world changer"

im cooked.

[timber plaza]

HELP

[fresh mango]

and Nietzsche

and the painter who used his ideas

[timber plaza]

his only linkedin comment ever.. is commenting on a tufts wine tasting event asking "what if we don't drink"

COOKED

i GOT THE WORST GUY

hes gonna hate crime me dawg

[merry pawn]

x_x

[fresh mango]

he forgot some hypens

[timber plaza]

well

[merry pawn]

don't go to the event then if you don't drink 😭

[merry pawn]

I hate people like that they sound insufferable

[timber plaza]

theres a hyphen like perpetually-aspiring star reaching world changer

i thin

ikd

💀

i forgot

[timber plaza]

yes broo

and the commenter responded back like

"come for the fun of other alumni"

[merry pawn]

my linkedin is kinda outdated lol but all my posts were chatgpt generated x_x

[timber plaza]

IM COOKED

[fresh mango]

then that's used incorrectly 💀

[timber plaza]

yes bro

he looks scary

like menacing

he has very sharp blue eyes THAT LOOK LIKE HE WANNA KILL ME

[merry pawn]

I'm sorry 😭

[merry pawn]

LOL

[timber plaza]

im extremely terrified

[fresh mango]

should be "perpetually aspiring, star-reaching world-changer"

[merry pawn]

yep

[timber plaza]

idt bro is worried ab allat

now hes a law professor

bro

im so terrified

im gona like

[fresh mango]

good luck

[timber plaza]

not do it

what if he js starts debating me

[fresh mango]

just nod and agree

[plain rover]

bruh

[timber plaza]

help

i have egotistical questions prepared

[plain rover]

this is why anna gonna get in

she always asks questions

about everything

[fresh mango]

unless its something weird then disagree and report to adcom

[plain rover]

shows ltos of curiosity

[timber plaza]

ok yes

[timber plaza]

help?!?

im scared bro why is he interviewing me

wheres my normal guy at

[fresh mango]

also yall think Yale will accept an app update next wk or is it too late

[plain rover]

why next week?

[timber plaza]

my harvard interviewer is very normal thank the lord

[plain rover]

why not today

[timber plaza]

shes like

from north dakota farm

💀

[plain rover]

honestly app update before end of month is probs fine idk

[fresh mango]

im waiting to attend a comp next wknd loll

[timber plaza]

and i wathced her ted talk

hot

[merry pawn]

oh my gosh that reminds me the other day I was meeting with this person who's a student at udub and my parents were there too and my mom said she was so proud of me for glazing udub LOL

My mom says I'm great at flattery

[plain rover]

what comp

[fresh mango]

scioly lol

[plain rover]

most comps wont do anything tbh

oh

sci oly?

[timber plaza]

helpp real

no cus my first question for bro is

"why did tufts accept u"

[fresh mango]

science olympiad, an invitational

[timber plaza]

get him talking 💯

he gets off from his voice im sure

[plain rover]

lets make a deal

[fresh mango]

oh lolll

[merry pawn]

yes get him talking about himself

[merry pawn]

LOL

[fresh mango]

he'll like that

[plain rover]

if u get into yale, i get 5 free coupons for 1 entree

[timber plaza]

what if HES NORMAL THO like

my egotistical questions

idk

[merry pawn]

Uh then ask normal questions x_x

[timber plaza]

okay

💀

lmao real

im scared bruh

[merry pawn]

he sounds kinda iffy though from what you've said x_x

Really iffy

[timber plaza]

mf gonna throw me a curveball worse than the yaleinterview

ya

idt hes gonn be normal

[plain rover]

bruh

U GOT A SENIOR INTERVIEw

[timber plaza]

buti watched his talk on council on foreign relations

[plain rover]

THATS SO OP

[timber plaza]

bro thats cus my first intevriewer was problematic

💀

[fresh mango]

bruh senior interview??

[merry pawn]

you stalked him even more than I stalked all my interviewers 😭

[timber plaza]

cus the 1st alum flopped bro

💀

[plain rover]

U GOT AN INTERVIEW

even 1 is amazing

[timber plaza]

except the ao emailed me to apologuze

so i guess

maybe she cares

[timber plaza]

YES BRO

only bc he had red flags

[fresh mango]

pity points?

[timber plaza]

i mean if he were normal

💀

i wouldnt have

[timber plaza]

sure

[fresh mango]

how many AOs are in the server?

[plain rover]

LITERALLY TOO GOOD

[timber plaza]

she was js like woww ims o sorry heres a senior interview if u want it

[plain rover]

U GOT THE AO TO ASK FOR UR FORGIVENESS

[timber plaza]

thats cus i emailed them

w my concerns

[plain rover]

annalovesbananas too good

[timber plaza]

💀

not cause they love me dawg

[plain rover]

wait i have a question

[timber plaza]

if they love me they would've given me a likely

😿

[plain rover]

can u show how u wrote the email u can hide personal info im just wondering how kind people write emails

[fresh mango]

what??

[timber plaza]

UMM HELP?!

[plain rover]

also did u address as ms mr or who?

[timber plaza]

WHY

[plain rover]

or full name?

[fresh mango]

wdym "kind people"?

[plain rover]

how do u adderss an ao..

[timber plaza]

tf

💀

[plain rover]

KINDNESS

[timber plaza]

it was to yale admissions office..

not to an AO

bc it was js a form

[fresh mango]

yea its usually a form

[plain rover]

oh

[fresh mango]

most top schools dont have their regional AO list up

[timber plaza]

yes

[plain rover]

OH WAIT

does the form go to ur regional AO?

[timber plaza]

no.. she js emailed me ig

back

[plain rover]

that would make sense......????

[timber plaza]

💀

[plain rover]

idk

[timber plaza]

idk

tho

[fresh mango]

i just say "Good morning / Dear blank admissions office,"

[plain rover]

i probs annoyed my AO

rejected.

[fresh mango]

its not that deep either

[timber plaza]

ya it was like hello yale office of admissions

[merry pawn]

Yeah same

[fresh mango]

just dont say "Hi" or "Sup"

[merry pawn]

LOL sup x_x

[timber plaza]

david dont know allat?!?

[plain rover]

HELP

actually wait

[fresh mango]

what u used those???

[plain rover]

i did Dear x,

Hi, its name

[fresh mango]

this aint to ur friends

oh thats fine

[timber plaza]

ok yes

💀

[plain rover]

bruh my mentor said for college updates this is how i did them

[timber plaza]

bro my harvard lady is ghosting me d@wg

wtf

[fresh mango]

just think AO = teacher u just met

[timber plaza]

its been like 20 hrs

[plain rover]

3-4 sentences explaining why i like teh school

then my update

[plain rover]

i hate pronouns omg

idk what to refer them by

so i just use full name if i have to

[fresh mango]

sounds kinda wordy ngl

[timber plaza]

I js call them by first name

[plain rover]

yeah mentor said 2-3 sentences btu he said it was fien

[timber plaza]

or full

[plain rover]

idk hes at yale and hes good

[fresh mango]

what??

first name?

[timber plaza]

yes 💀

idk

they like 24 too

half of em

[fresh mango]

oh ok

[timber plaza]

she like 25

[fresh mango]

mine were in 30s / 40s

[timber plaza]

yale '22

[fresh mango]

oh wait we're talking about AOs

[timber plaza]

yes

[fresh mango]

i was thinking alumni interviewers

[timber plaza]

help

💀

h

[plain rover]

i hate college apps

[timber plaza]

oh

[plain rover]

they are trash

[timber plaza]

i call them by first name

[fresh mango]

AOs are usually really young

[plain rover]

the yare so mean

[timber plaza]

cus they call themselves by first name

[merry pawn]

I do 1-2 sentences about how I'm interested in the school, updates, then like 1-2 sentences about why I like the school

[plain rover]

nah my updates were fire

[merry pawn]

if they do that then yeah call by first name

[timber plaza]

ok yes

didnt call the egotistical guy professor

AM I COOKED

[fresh mango]

im confused y yall putting a why them in the email isnt it too much

[plain rover]

PROFESSOR

[merry pawn]

At my school we call all teachers by their first name so I'm so used to addressing adults by their first names it feels weird to say Mr/Ms now 😭

[plain rover]

nah reinforces love i think

[timber plaza]

this real lmao

[plain rover]

idk my mentor said to do it

I AM COOKED

[fresh mango]

did u say Mr. ???

[merry pawn]

I made mine really short

[plain rover]

I AM SOOO COOOOOKED

[timber plaza]

i call my teacher by 1st name

💀

well some of em

[plain rover]

SOCIETY OF FRIENDS

[fresh mango]

oh esp with that guy ur cooked

[plain rover]

QUAKER

[timber plaza]

cus they dgaf

what

its for fun

bc we so close

[fresh mango]

either Prof. or Dr. if they have a doctorate

[timber plaza]

no he called himself first name

💀

hes gonna hate crime me bro

[merry pawn]

then it should be fine

[timber plaza]

im scared

but he seems educated i guess..

duke law school & tufts

please be normal

dawg

[fresh mango]

cuz dont they file it to ur application? and if u add a why us its more clutter . . . thicker the file thicker the applicant or something 😭

[plain rover]

I AHTE THIS

I HATE IT

[timber plaza]

i cant deal w another psycho white guy

david what the fuck

[fresh mango]

i have been fearing to send my updates out just cuz ettiquete

[plain rover]

i hate my app

i hate college admissions

[merry pawn]

True x_x

I don't think there's harm in doing it though

[plain rover]

ngl i just want college because i want a fresh start u know

[merry pawn]

SAME

Whatever college I go to I hope none of my classmates go there

[fresh mango]

i fear they find it annoying, unconcise, and unnecessary :( but since yall doing it maybe my emails need to be longer

[merry pawn]

except for the few people I already know at gt cause I love them but I don't want any of my current classmates x_x

[timber plaza]

ok real yale bound 🔥

[merry pawn]

Yale hates my school so if I get in I'll 100% be the only one going lol

[timber plaza]

i think 1 kid from my class appliued to an ivy

but its fine

hes a cornell ag kid

💀

[fresh mango]

just 1 person??

[timber plaza]

so no competition woo hoo

i dont knowits a shitty school

everyone alr committed to cc

💀

[fresh mango]

oh

[timber plaza]

maybe a few more

[fresh mango]

💀

[timber plaza]

but no one getting in on gang

except maybe 1 person

idk

PKEASE BE ME PRAISE THE LORD

[fresh mango]

ull be fine i think the Yale ao alrdy put the green stamp on ur app

[plain rover]

^

anna too good

getting her likely tmrw

[bold current]

REALLLL

[merry pawn]

Yeah she's getting in lol

[timber plaza]

getting an unlikely be fr

[devout mulch]

want nothing more then to open my portal and hear the music on the 27th

[plain rover]

i just

[timber plaza]

rela

[fresh mango]

wait there's music??

[plain rover]

want something...

id love just one ivy

just one!

[timber plaza]

davidj do u have any accepatnces

oh how many ivies

did u doo

[merry pawn]

I'm not going to be opening it until the 2nd or 3rd 😭

[plain rover]

i have merced ig

[timber plaza]

oh cus of ur trip

[plain rover]

ALL OF THEM

[timber plaza]

crazy help

[fresh mango]

what?? ur sitting on them??

[timber plaza]

how many did u do totao

[devout mulch]

will you have wifi where your going??

[merry pawn]

yes I will complain about it forever

[plain rover]

oh my gosh

[timber plaza]

like schools

[plain rover]

ima hate ivy day

[timber plaza]

real

😭

[fresh mango]

oh a trip huh thats

[plain rover]

ima see everyone around me get them

[fresh mango]

i wouldnt be able to wait

[plain rover]

and all i get is "we are unfortunately unable..."

LIKE STOP

[timber plaza]

ok who said u wont get any

[fresh mango]

"we simply wish we had more space"

[merry pawn]

probably not x_x

[plain rover]

LIKE STOP THE CAP

[timber plaza]

where r u going LOL

[merry pawn]

Nepal LOL

[plain rover]

columbia would be nice ngl

i really would cry over that

[timber plaza]

oh hott

omg

[plain rover]

they took 4 weeks to respond to my email...

[timber plaza]

ok davidj how many did u apply total

[plain rover]

no joke

[timber plaza]

are u a shotgunner?

[plain rover]

are we including all 9 UCs? (its one app)

[timber plaza]

yale took 2+ weeks too lmao

[timber plaza]

sure

[fresh mango]

all 9??

[timber plaza]

include as 9

[plain rover]

like 30 schools

[plain rover]

yeah even merced lmao

[timber plaza]

ok jesus ur chilling

[fresh mango]

what the 💀

[plain rover]

WHAT

for what email...

[timber plaza]

the interview complaint

[plain rover]

oh

WOW

well tehy probably did a small investigation yk

[fresh mango]

did u use the free app

[timber plaza]

well tbh after the ao offered me a sr interview they js sent over a sign up link

💀

w out me saying yes

so prolly internal stuff

😍

real

my 70 year old yt guy went downn

[merry pawn]

I wish I shotgunned more 😭

[timber plaza]

how many did u do helpp

[devout mulch]

so do i

[timber plaza]

i have like 22 reaches left 💀

and like 1 target

but eh

i wouldnt go over uiuc

so imma withdraw

i wanna see it tho idk

[fresh mango]

how many did u do and u alrdy got into GT (goertetown?)

[timber plaza]

what do i dol.

[timber plaza]

gtechh

😍

she unc bound too

[plain rover]

i aint chilling though

but ur right its all a crapshoot

[timber plaza]

@merry pawn did u get the uiuc package yet bro

[plain rover]

honestly if u want my opinion

[timber plaza]

im in state

oos mfs be gettin it b4 me

😭

[plain rover]

i just want yale/harvard interview to know the other schools might want me too

[timber plaza]

i dont think harvard means much

im p sure

[cedar kettle]

UGH IM SO JEALOUS

[timber plaza]

its all a joke

[fresh mango]

i didnt get harvard :(

[timber plaza]

really

where do u live

ok i got it yday 💀

bro im scared

i dont wanna interview again

[fresh mango]

CA

oh yesterday?

[timber plaza]

yes

[fresh mango]

shoot i got a chance then??

[timber plaza]

so yea

still sending oyt

[plain rover]

you got harvard yesterday?

[timber plaza]

Nooo the interview tf

yes

[plain rover]

that means they LOVE YOU!

[timber plaza]

idk

UMM okay!!

[plain rover]

ANNALOVESBANANAS

[timber plaza]

great!!

[fresh mango]

oh shoot what wait yes i have a chance

[timber plaza]

💀

[plain rover]

i have no chance

[timber plaza]

yea dw still rolling out

i think she said we could do like 23rd or smth

[plain rover]

i cope everyday

[timber plaza]

so late ish

[compact wren]

Have hope

[timber plaza]

idk

so ya

js sit on it for a while

[plain rover]

basically

[timber plaza]

finally got a normal interviewer 🙏

[compact wren]

Real

[plain rover]

anything after first week of march no interview

cooked

[timber plaza]

ok no one said that tf

[plain rover]

WE STILL HAVE TIME

[compact wren]

It’s still mid February so

[plain rover]

OPTIMISIM LFG!!!!

[compact wren]

Theres time

[timber plaza]

yea dw

they blessed my inbox yday

😍

ok so i got like 3 in a wk

yale sr, tufts, and harvard

dry this wk

please duke..

i love u

[plain rover]

bruh...

3 in a week?

[fresh mango]

duke had a priority deadline so i think we're all screwed if we havent gotten it yet

[plain rover]

i havent gotten one in a month (except the 20th of jan)

[compact wren]

Omg Anna u got Harvard?

[plain rover]

nah that deadline is fake

[fresh mango]

i had 2 interviews total

[fresh mango]

ah ok

[timber plaza]

yes 💀

[compact wren]

Slayyy

[timber plaza]

yesterday night help

im scared

[compact wren]

Ok I gotta wait patiently now

[timber plaza]

yes dww

coming soon

🙏

[compact wren]

Is it in person

[timber plaza]

welll she gave shiotty times in person 💀

[plain rover]

please bless me with some of ur luck

[timber plaza]

friday evening when i have to work

or saturday morning

when i have tufts

so i js did virtual

rip

[timber plaza]

ur blessed i guess

how does it feel

[plain rover]

amazing

thank you

[compact wren]

We’re getting that interview today 🥱

Def

[timber plaza]

yes

[plain rover]

its 7pm on the east coast...

[timber plaza]

she emailed like

9:30 pm cst

coming soon

[plain rover]

oh

[merry pawn]

NO

NOT YET

WHY

I'm oos though

so

maybe that's why

[timber plaza]

idk i wish i got it bro

💔

live 2 hrs away

[merry pawn]

nah gt as in georgia tech

[timber plaza]

they edging me

i js want the stickerss

[merry pawn]

Nope talked to my parents and we agreed to screw unc they're too close to duke and gt is better sooooo gt bound

[timber plaza]

REAL LMAO

[merry pawn]

I don't wanna go to a school like 20 min away from duke 😭

gt is just better

[plain rover]

OPTIMISTS UNITE

[merry pawn]

what can I say

[timber plaza]

this real

[plain rover]

living in the shadow...

[merry pawn]

I got stickers from when they visited lol

[merry pawn]

yes ;-;

why doesn't duke want me 😭

[compact wren]

Dw more doors will open

[merry pawn]

all my oos schools that I got accepted into all have lower acceptance rates than duke

[plain rover]

nah duke dont want me either

i even did research there

[compact wren]

They foul for that

[devout mulch]

huh

[compact wren]

💀

[merry pawn]

okay I know duke is more competitive but idk unc and gt and ut austin all wanted me why doesn't duke want me 😭

[merry pawn]

unc ut austin gt

low oos acceptance rates

[devout mulch]

i was abt to say

[merry pawn]

also uiuc northeastern purdue

[plain rover]

duke

plz interview

[fresh mango]

did u apply duke ED or something?

[merry pawn]

I mean uiuc and purdue have higher rates

[merry pawn]

yes rejected ;-;

[fresh mango]

oh

[merry pawn]

Nah it's okay gt is better anyways

[compact wren]

Can these bum ahh universities stop sending their emails to me

[merry pawn]

even unc is better than gt

[plain rover]

u get emails?

[merry pawn]

NO LITERALLY THERE'S THIS ONE COLLEGE WHO KEEPS BEGGING ME TO APPLY BUT THERE'S NO UNSUBSCRIBE BUTTON

[plain rover]

... i dont

only umich sends me emails

because i said yes to alumni stuff because ididnt want to say no or they hate me

[compact wren]

Yes bro college board signed me up

[merry pawn]

Same

[devout mulch]

i only signed up casue i thought they were gonna come with scholarships

[merry pawn]

it's okay give it a month and they'll all be gone

[merry pawn]

I signed up for this scholarship thing that also asked you a bunch of questions and ever since then I started getting spammed

I regret it I didn't even get the scholarship ;-;

[compact wren]

No bruh I heard some ppl get them even after they go to college

[merry pawn]

But I've been mass unsubscribing

[compact wren]

These college emails never stop

[merry pawn]

you've got to be kidding me kill me now

[compact wren]

That’s why I made a seperate college email

😭

[merry pawn]

I should've done that ;-;

[fresh mango]

yea i got that advice from seniors

went like "how bad could it be"

now my personal is flooded

[merry pawn]

I only got that advice AFTER I applied smh

[fresh mango]

after everything is over im going to spend a whole day clicking the delete button

[compact wren]

Rip

[plain rover]

guys you know this delta plane that flipped?

this is probably inappropriate but imagine just writing an essay about that

[compact wren]

No clue

I blame trump and Elon musk tho

🤭

[plain rover]

that would be the craziest thing ever

[timber plaza]

yes i saw

💀

in toronto

cooked

[timber plaza]

ong

[merry pawn]

Nah do it now

Every time an email comes in

unsubscribe

Give it a few days and your inbox will be clear

[fresh mango]

not many come in now compared to before 2025

the ones that do go to spam and i rarely check

guys is it me or are more plane incidents actually happening

or is it just an awareness thing

[merry pawn]

Dunno, maybe both?

[devout mulch]

more....

[frail bear]

ur right the FAA is in shambles

another crash 5 hrs ago

[agile finch]

wtf

[plain rover]

kucky lukcy lucky

[frail bear]

i mean

a plane flipped upside down

💀

i mean the FAA doesnt govern over canada, but since this is a US registered aircraft, they sure would be involved in the investigations

[velvet field]

my brother was literally in the Airport when that happened

his flight got cancelled

he was on the runway when the plane crashed and then they shut down the airport

[civic hound]

what are ur guyses majors applying to yale

just curiois

[velvet field]

i think meche

[civic hound]

ohh

[timber plaza]

😣

[velvet field]

u keep changing you're pfps I got confused once again who u are

😭

[timber plaza]

that’s what happened when you changed yours fron a cat to this

[velvet field]

uhm duck is duck

cat is protien

JOKE

[frail bear]

yeah im doing math and physics

[timber plaza]

im doing economics 🤓

[timber plaza]

protein**

[velvet field]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-cat-gif-25783770

[timber plaza]

bro why did u dm me asking for my major 💀 when i said it here

[civic hound]

oh mb

i lowkey forgot

wait what ecs r u doing

[agile finch]

bro she dmed everybody here 💀 shits funny asf

i bet bro just went through the yale thread and started spamming

[cedar kettle]

Oh dear

One of the children has arrived

[civic hound]

STOP

im curious

[slender marten]

better now than late

[bold current]

😭

[cedar kettle]

💀

[velvet field]

damm the closer I get to high school graduation the weirder it gets

clubs ending, schedules feeling different and dull

[cedar kettle]

Yeah it can get kinda weird

Like you can see the end

[plain rover]

princeton

[cedar kettle]

And other people kinda know you’re leaving

And that changes things

[slender marten]

what about it

[velvet field]

kinda good and sad, our robotics club had the last meet this weekend, spent like 4 years, 2000+ Hours. The Club Mentor retiring and the club is also ending for good

[quiet fiber]

bro it is so surreal knowing like, these are your last moments in some of your activities

[velvet field]

yeaa exactly

[agile finch]

:((((

[quiet fiber]

been doing scioly since middle school and only have like 4 competitions left 😭

[plain rover]

they gon reject me rly

[velvet field]

it was mad weird and sad, but we had a lot of fun lmfao, we ran around a random ahh school started doing dumb shit, had a speech on the bathroom seat

[plain rover]

what does princeton even look for?

[velvet field]

yeaa thats the sad part

[slender marten]

I wouldn't know, I only went to high school there

at least the one in Minnesota

[cedar kettle]

Yeah ik what you mean

[plain rover]

omg

just give me ivy day

[cedar kettle]

Like going from leading clubs to training and deciding the next generation of leaders. Very bittersweet

[plain rover]

i dont even care, just dont tease me i hate edgingg

[cedar kettle]

Very proud of the kids I chose though

They’re doing awesome

[bold current]

Like wow

our childhood is really over 😭

[velvet field]

yea kinda

[bold current]

Reall

[velvet field]

don't forget to have fun senior year though fr

I almost got suspended this week

😛

[plain rover]

im not gettingg in

this is so sad

yale, they are so mean to me

[bold current]

Yess

[plain rover]

harvard, too snobby and think im mid

[timber plaza]

nothing that you need to know about

[velvet field]

i didn't get a interview either for yale and harvard

[timber plaza]

HELP?!

[plain rover]

where are you from?

[bold current]

Same

[velvet field]

yea don't do stuff you would get in trouble like I did lmfao

[velvet field]

usa

rahh 🦅

new jersey

[timber plaza]

dw i got harv last night

[bold current]

Too late 😔

[timber plaza]

so they still rolling

🔥

[cedar kettle]

Dw I feel more like a child than ever in college

[timber plaza]

the bad boys

bro my interviewer ghosting me tho

[cedar kettle]

Literally playing tag and hide and seek

[slender marten]

how did your interview go?

[timber plaza]

wdym she cant respond

[bold current]

Dang ur collecting them all!!!!! Yayyy!!

[cedar kettle]

I am child

[velvet field]

LMFAOOO

[timber plaza]

NOT DUKEE

:(

its ok

[plain rover]

great!

[timber plaza]

ion wanna go to nc

[bold current]

Okayyy

[plain rover]

means im rejected princeton too ig

[bold current]

😭😭

[velvet field]

nothing can beat mine bro I WAS SO CLOSE to becoming suspended

[timber plaza]

davidj pton bound

[cedar kettle]

Duke doesn’t deserve you smh

[timber plaza]

real !!

[bold current]

Two out of three is still good

[velvet field]

alright thats good to hear

[timber plaza]

too good for duke

[cedar kettle]

They were just like Anna is too powerful

[slender marten]

you dont' know until results come back

[timber plaza]

HELPP real 😍

[timber plaza]

exactlu davidj

underselling urself

[bold current]

I wonder how march 27 is going to ge here😭

[velvet field]

are yall gonna go to prom

[plain rover]

yale no interview they hate me!

they hate me i tell you

[cedar kettle]

Why is Yale like

[bold current]

If i dont get into any i am not checking this wrber

[plain rover]

i wrote some softening essays for yale too

[bold current]

Server

[cedar kettle]

The gen chat

But more depressing somehow

Sabge

[plain rover]

because they are gatekeeping interviews

your school sucks

[bold current]

😭😭😭😭

[plain rover]

(jk let me in)

[cedar kettle]

Literally all schools do that

[timber plaza]

bc yale didnt gimme a likely yet tf?!?

[cedar kettle]

Go be depressing in Harvard smh

[timber plaza]

other than georgetown my love

[cedar kettle]

Fr recommend leaving the server two days before and after ivy day

I did that

And it was very nice

[timber plaza]

im cooked

im gonna need therapy

jk im gonna fall in love w uiuc

[bold current]

Smart

[timber plaza]

i need to

god

[cedar kettle]

Yale has free therapy

[velvet field]

why lmfao

[timber plaza]

i dont want to attend uiuc 💀 PLS GIMME A NEW ENVIRONMENT

[cedar kettle]

This is my selling point

[timber plaza]

PLEASE

PLEASE

[bold current]

I will cry

[velvet field]

UIUC is good though

[timber plaza]

great!!! the best part is.. we need to get in

for the therapy

[timber plaza]

but i dont wanna be a midwesterner bro

[velvet field]

college apps isn't that deep trust

[bold current]

Seeing other people achieve my dreams is saddening and happy at the same time

[cedar kettle]

Actually a lot of schools do now side note

[plain rover]

ivy day on this server is gonna ruin my mental health

ur right

[velvet field]

you get to stay close to you're high school friends

[plain rover]

ima leave before that

[cedar kettle]

Like I think Duke and Pomona do too

[bold current]

Actually

Ur so right

[timber plaza]

right

so lets breathe

[cedar kettle]

YES

[bold current]

Ivy doesnt matter

[timber plaza]

breathe in

[cedar kettle]

THANK YOU

[timber plaza]

• out

[cedar kettle]

guys your undergrad doesn’t mean shit

[timber plaza]

real (yale student)

[bold current]

My state school is FANTASTIC

[velvet field]

yea if I go in state ill be close to ALL my high school friends so would be LIT and maybe dorm with them as well

[velvet field]

and that

[marsh heart]

yeah thats what really gets me about graduation 😭 ive done a lot of stuff in my community over the years and built up a network and it feels weird that i physically wont be able to continue doing a lot of them

[timber plaza]

right im gonna become an alcoholic @ uiuc type shi

🔥

[cedar kettle]

My brother literally went to UCSD and works with all the MIT ppl at a FAANG company

[marsh heart]

oh.

[cedar kettle]

Like truly

[bold current]

Me at texas

[timber plaza]

do u wanna be one

[velvet field]

GAMBALING

[cedar kettle]

It’s not that deep

[velvet field]

DONT FORGET GAMBALING

[marsh heart]

i am a midwesterner anna

[bold current]

But thats still ucsd 😭

[timber plaza]

do u wanna stay one

[marsh heart]

oh okay true

[velvet field]

I love gambaling wtf

[cedar kettle]

This is true but he has coworkers from all “tiers” of schools

Like nobody cares

It doesn’t actually matter that much

[velvet field]

I sneaked into a casino I LOVE GAMBLING

[timber plaza]

ok guys lets stop worrying bc we're yale bound

dw ab it

[bold current]

Theres tiers?

[timber plaza]

/ harvard

[bold current]

HOORAY

[cedar kettle]

I just mean like rankings or whatever

[bold current]

we will get into all the schools we applied to

[timber plaza]

real

[bold current]

Ahhhhh

[timber plaza]

ok but can like penn reject me please

[cedar kettle]

SO READY TO WELCOME YALL TO YALE WOOOO

[timber plaza]

i dont wanna attend

js yale acceptance pls

❤️

[marsh heart]

if whining about no yale interview for 2 weeks got me a yale interview do you think the same strats gonna work for harvard

[velvet field]

already got rejected ED

[cedar kettle]

wait I really want one of yall to get my shirt

[bold current]

Bulldog day i will see you

[timber plaza]

yes it worked for me goat

💀

again

[cedar kettle]

If you end up in my resco

[timber plaza]

so js keep in whining

[cedar kettle]

You’ll get the shirt I designed

[timber plaza]

after a month

it worked

[cedar kettle]

That’s my fun fact

[timber plaza]

finally

[velvet field]

WAIT WAIT I FORGETT THE ANIME NAME OF UR PFP

[timber plaza]

again be patient

[cedar kettle]

Ponyo!

[bold current]

Ponyo

[velvet field]

YES THANK YOU

[quiet fiber]

ponyo!!

[cedar kettle]

My favorite depressing cute movie

Anyways I have homework

[timber plaza]

can i get the rejection??

[velvet field]

it has good and bad memories for me

mostly bad ngl

[timber plaza]

too

cus i aint wanna go tf

[cedar kettle]

If someone has a mental breakdown at me ig

[quiet fiber]

sometimes i forget i applied to penn

[velvet field]

why not bruh

[timber plaza]

ong

[quiet fiber]

i did their app the day it was due

[timber plaza]

cause its depressing dawg

i wanna be a BULLDOG

.

also the food ass

i need yale food

[velvet field]

my apps were so SHIT holy fuck I litearlly didnt answer the prompt for penn

[timber plaza]

also i didnt get an interview

[velvet field]

no wonder I got rejected

[timber plaza]

im cooked

💔

[velvet field]

upenn interviews DO NOT matter

whatsoever

[timber plaza]

okay

but i want one1!! wtf

[plain rover]

THEY DONT MATTEr

GIVE IT TO ME

UR LITERALLY TAKING THEM ALL

to be fair u are probably more deserving but... I HAVE SUFFERED

[timber plaza]

no dw im not more deserving

u can have them

[velvet field]

i just wnat yale or duke

[timber plaza]

😊

giving out yale #1 for $10000

[plain rover]

if i get yale ill confess

[timber plaza]

or u can have my shitty senior interview

[velvet field]

ill give u a penny