Yale University (2024-2025)

[slender marten]

didn't you get a Princeton interview?

[vague pecan]

Yale

[primal needle]

Our curry-culum is too strong, i have exams rn so busy there

[timber plaza]

i didnt apply to princeton goat sorry

i did yale only :(

and various lacs 💀 + georgetown

im cooked ahh

its ok

yale 29

[slender marten]

gawtcha

[vague pecan]

@slender marten
Why does it make sense for us to not have one
😭😭👍🏻

[primal needle]

Sale Princeton interview I have none here

[primal needle]

Got rejected from lacs for efc man So l

[vague pecan]

BRO NONE FOR ME
It was for Anna baji

😭😭

[primal needle]

🫂

[slender marten]

it's really up to the regional coordinator and whether or not they want to do a bunch of interviews or recruit people who will do them remotely

[timber plaza]

help 😭

[primal needle]

Man I'll talk about this eq situation in the interview

[primal needle]

911 what is ur emergency

[vague pecan]

Right right
Thanks for keeping us in the loop

[timber plaza]

get catalyst a dartmouth acceptance

[vague pecan]

Usssss
Imagine us both getting in Catalyst

[primal needle]

😶‍🌫️☝️interviews don't even matter that much, like it's the last stuff aos will see

[vague pecan]

We will eat the gora pakoras alive

[primal needle]

Pls

[primal needle]

😍u getting me some good food from there

Lahori jeera

[slender marten]

dont' discount the interview. Remember the MIT chart where Personality/Character is the number one thing they look for after grades/tests/ECs

[timber plaza]

if i had an interview 💀

it would be nice

otehr than yale sorry

[vague pecan]

ANNA STOP

COME ONE

[timber plaza]

bro yale cannot be the only 1

💀

sorryy but wth 💔

im gonna be rej everywhere

[vague pecan]

Not Yale it seems

[vague pecan]

I have none

1 > 0

It's ok

[timber plaza]

the acc rate is like 3% girl be fr

[timber plaza]

HELP

did u get dartmout tho

[vague pecan]

I am fr

[vague pecan]

Ed???

😭

[timber plaza]

okayy thats an ivy interview

1-1

well tbf i did get two BUT ITS OKAY its one school

[dusky bough]

idk why everyone goes crazy about interviews lol i didn’t even know harvard/yale screened interviews until i joined this disc lol

[vague pecan]

Unfair measures

[vague pecan]

You got a likely man

Leave

[timber plaza]

bc if i dont get one for harvard im COOOKED

[dusky bough]

😭

[timber plaza]

um yale clears its ok

[dusky bough]

there’s nothing u can do about it now

[vague pecan]

Not the person with a likely teasing us

😭😭

[dusky bough]

😭😭

ill be the first to get rejected with a likely

make it my mission

[vague pecan]

I SUPPORT YOU SERGEANT

[timber plaza]

absolutely not

ur in trust

[dusky bough]

give one of u guys my spot

[timber plaza]

🙏

no u deserve it goat

dw lol

[dusky bough]

thanks queen

[timber plaza]

😊

[vague pecan]

Anna is already in

[dusky bough]

u guys will b good trust

[timber plaza]

lmao where

bro

[vague pecan]

I just need to do something now

[timber plaza]

fucked up the interview

☠️

[vague pecan]

STOP

No

[timber plaza]

no bc he asked like a time where u listened to other ppl IN A GROUP PROJECT and i was like "ya we decided to be quirky + make our micro presentation communist themed so the class would be entertained" 💀

im not gettin in bruh

i js made up stuff

i mean this story is true

[vague pecan]

HE MIGHT HAVE LIKED SOME IF THAT SHIT

[timber plaza]

💀

i dont know bro

i watched him smile a bit

it was hot

[vague pecan]

😭, Anna please stop crushing over your interviewer

[timber plaza]

bro hes literally hot

like

i've never had a hot uy

guy

interviewer

[vague pecan]

????

[timber plaza]

what

💀

[vague pecan]

Misleading

[timber plaza]

help!??!

[primal needle]

😔when will we get a hot interviewer

[dusky bough]

i lowk stalked my interview

i found her tiktok

[timber plaza]

real

[vague pecan]

Us Bhai us

[timber plaza]

bro im cooked for tufts tho

mr world changer

[vague pecan]

Why is everyone so into tiktok

☠️

[dusky bough]

i loved her tho she was so sweet

[timber plaza]

ok wait did ur interviewer email u

[dusky bough]

she’s lowk one of those like yale influencers

[timber plaza]

bc they like

"i'll email u in a few days"

[primal needle]

😔banned bro tik tok anyway

[dusky bough]

i emailed her when i get my letter

[vague pecan]

☠️😭😭

[timber plaza]

💀

[timber plaza]

ok thats nice

[dusky bough]

she never emailed me first but she responded to all my emails

[primal needle]

Oh 😭😭😭😭

[timber plaza]

ya cus mine told me to email bro if i got in (lol 🔥)

i laughed a bit

i think

i cant remmeber

[vague pecan]

Mine did too

Before yk

[timber plaza]

again, it was a fever dream

[vague pecan]

Ykkkkk

[timber plaza]

help!?

[vague pecan]

That 1 D in my title is the D in my luck

Not the deferral

😭

[timber plaza]

HELP

[primal needle]

Deffer?

[timber plaza]

💀

[dusky bough]

deferral is so stupid brah

[tranquil pagoda]

what are Yale interview ratings out of

[vague pecan]

Fr

[primal needle]

Sus

[dusky bough]

the two schools that deferred me defer basically everyone

[trim ermine]

you guys are so silly

[primal needle]

Ded

Rip

Bye gang

[vague pecan]

DEAD

[primal needle]

Miss me pls

[dusky bough]

mit defers 60% usc defers everyone

[vague pecan]

😭😭😭

[dusky bough]

wtf

[primal needle]

😭I was just saying tik tok

[dusky bough]

how did that happen Lmfao

[vague pecan]

Yes exactly

[primal needle]

Will miss u guys

Ima update if I get in

[trim ermine]

the yale thread has always been feral we have extremely low expectations for yall

[primal needle]

🫂😔

[trim ermine]

so do not worry

[timber plaza]

why is bro a HATER 😿

[bold current]

Dang

[slender marten]

lol, like I said. Not the smartest crowd

also, I'm glad I'm not stalkable

(I think)

[bold current]

We need that one guy

[jagged cloud]

Hi

are likelys still going out

[bold current]

Maybe

[jagged cloud]

Ok

[compact wren]

I don’t think so

😭

[jagged cloud]

I understand

[winter quail]

or we cud do (1-(.95)^20)

[vague pecan]

True

But we are forgetting the human factor here

☠️

Of them reading and liking our apps

[winter quail]

yea if one rejects all cud reject

at the end of the day

college decisions are abt u as a person and ur abulities

and IP

[vague pecan]

You can have whatever they might pick someone about S in their essay

[slender marten]

yup

[agile finch]

yes

[exotic gorge]

wdym they didn't give u their email

how did you get notified abt the interview

that's a good sign right

o

lol

[dusky bough]

oh she gave me hers

[winter quail]

wdym

LMFAO

odd man

[unborn harness]

did you just rerequest

👍

thats p nice of them

[plain rover]

no interview?

[balmy solstice]

that’s pretty normal to ask…

a lot of my interviewers asked me the same things besides SAT

[frail bear]

Whens the last day for interviews? im intl

[silent gorge]

before March 4th i think. cause interviewers are asked to send report before March 6th

[frail bear]

Right

[placid plank]

guys, are interviews for internationals still rolling? or am i cooked (cause i didnt recieve one yet :((( )

[primal needle]

same ig me cooked too

[silent gorge]

There are different views on this. Some say all the interviews were already assigned on February 14th, based on an official document. Others say that February 14th was just when the interview tasks were given to the interviewers, and then the interviewers could pick their own time to assign the interviews.

depends on what you believe...and samples. like whether there are still interview assignments after February 14th

[placid plank]

aha i see, thanks for telling me

[frail bear]

yeah im cooked too in that case lol

[primal needle]

🫂I just have a 100 ranked LAC sending me packages cuz they want me

😭y no ivy pls 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Tbh not to be delulu but ig I ain't gona make it out

[frail bear]

Yeah i dont have that too

i need fin aid

Broke asf

[primal needle]

Yale?

[primal needle]

Same I need practically a full ride only have 15k usd efc

[frail bear]

i aint getting in bro i aint an auto admit 💀

[frail bear]

mine is lower and im intl indian 💀

[primal needle]

😭2 yale bro goated but still

[primal needle]

Same but I am not ca

Cs*

[timber plaza]

💀

[timber plaza]

whats ur major lolol

[frail bear]

im not cs too

im aerospace

[timber plaza]

💀

idt thats much better

[primal needle]

Ain't no interviewer gona write...this chinese had bad grades...they all write good

[primal needle]

Environmental engineering here

[frail bear]

💀 fk

[primal needle]

Chemical/environmental engineering

😭that old man gona find u for reporting him

[frail bear]

bro i like planes bo

[timber plaza]

💀

[frail bear]

come on dont yale want a plane guy

[primal needle]

Yeah he be like "u didn't like me asking u were chinese"

[frail bear]

👎

[timber plaza]

💀

[primal needle]

911

[frail bear]

yale lock in bro 😭

[primal needle]

Wiat is 911 and 9/11 related ???

[frail bear]

no

[primal needle]

Gl to be honest

[frail bear]

YALE pls

[primal needle]

So it's coincidence??!!!!

[frail bear]

yeah

im pretty sure

[primal needle]

I have a merit scoly interview for 1000 usd 🥺that's how desperate i am

[frail bear]

I got rejected stanford rea and jhu ed2 🤩

come on yale lock me in

ill commit

[primal needle]

They all need aware bro

Y did u apply

[frail bear]

Exactly

Because i thought i ahd a chance

at least jhu

[primal needle]

Jhu marketing guy said to me...u gotta be financially stable to be here

[primal needle]

Sat score?

Mine is bad so I am just sad

Demn

[frail bear]

yeah its just unfortunate

[primal needle]

U could have a full ride at finland

[frail bear]

yeah idk atp

[primal needle]

Even many European universities

[frail bear]

bro idk what these people want from intls

im good at math ? ig

[primal needle]

Dola dola bills

[frail bear]

and i have a nice aero project

[primal needle]

Jee mains percentile??

[frail bear]

im usamo qual

i didnt do jee

[primal needle]

Usamo meaning ?

Math thing?

[frail bear]

Yeah

[primal needle]

Oh w bro

What do they want from environmental engineering major bro

[frail bear]

Uh

grow a forest

fix the amazon

make the sahara habitable

[primal needle]

I have many good projects if

[frail bear]

stuff like that

u need to make sure trees grow in the sahara desert

[latent mulch]

they're reforesting the sahara, could help with that

[primal needle]

🥺u can live anywhere with love

[frail bear]

thats the only way

[latent mulch]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Green_Wall_(Africa)

[frail bear]

ye

i just saw

searched it up rn

[primal needle]

Uk ironically i was this close to going to some antartica research thing

But 🥺finance

[frail bear]

damn u almost went to antarctica

insane

[primal needle]

That was my dream....some green green lights and shit

[frail bear]

ever been up to the high north

Nordic

[latent mulch]

yale wants an international airport, actually...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2bWUNGg-ZQ

[frail bear]

im their guy

get me in 😭

ill plan everything

[primal needle]

Yale wants a private jet in there parking lot 💰

[primal needle]

Or should u say "u will PLANe everything"

Hehehe

😂

[latent mulch]

lots of simpsons writers are harvard grads btw

[latent mulch]

real

[frail bear]

😂

yales need blind

my only hope

are the need blinds

[primal needle]

Uk a blind person always dreams of an eye

[frail bear]

an eye costs money

🤑

[primal needle]

So by that logic uk yale won't say no to some dola dola bills

[primal needle]

An I for an I

[frail bear]

lmfao

lol but acc i need an interview

someone hook me up

[primal needle]

Tbh I need acceptance

[frail bear]

interview first, acceptance later

[primal needle]

😂don't give me interview but don't make me sad on 27th

[latent mulch]

to be graced by the intellect and beauty of a yale graduate during an interview is enough?

[primal needle]

🫂hope u get it

[frail bear]

fr i heard some yale interviewers are smoking hot

[primal needle]

To be with them , even better ?

[latent mulch]

it will work out

[primal needle]

Real if nothing works out I am starting a cafe

[latent mulch]

just don't kiss them

[frail bear]

oh yeah got to be polite ofc

[primal needle]

Minor attacks

[latent mulch]

do yall know about this classic piece of a2c history

[frail bear]

the yale interview guy

totally

[primal needle]

Wht??

[latent mulch]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/eqriom/i_tried_to_kiss_my_interviewer_are_my_chances/

[frail bear]

ah yes

[primal needle]

😭😭😭😭gota check it out brb

[frail bear]

theres a reason why #💋-interviews has a kiss emoji

thats the reason why

[latent mulch]

honestly i cant blame him for fumbling when talking to a hot girl 8 years older than him i'd do the same

[frail bear]

lmfao

[primal needle]

It was 5 yrs ago...did he get in??

[frail bear]

I dont think so

he got into hopkins

[primal needle]

oh thats also huge

[velvet field]

Ahh bro ik someone from my school got a Yale interviewer in like early Jan 😭

[timber plaza]

thats cus ur auto admit

[frail bear]

lmao

[velvet field]

I wish lmfao

[remote eagle]

I used to think this is a joke

no way someone did that

[latent mulch]

yeah its a joke lol

[remote eagle]

my heart dropped for a sec

like the Anastasia Princeton guy

[plain rover]

No interview?

[compact wren]

Day 46 of no Yale interview

[warm plume]

how was someones yale interview

[plain rover]

When did you get it and what region?

[jagged cloud]

be respectful

[slender marten]

be yourself

[cedar kettle]

Don’t kiss your interviewer

[plain rover]

You have a Yale?

What region?

Oh like where are u from since availability

Oh yeah wait I’m dumb

U told me that before lol

Oil moneyyyy

Good for darty

I think u got it

[warm plume]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

its online i think tho

so no virtual kissing

[unborn sundial]

I can't with these scam calls literally from New Haven's area code...

[vague pecan]

HI GLASSSSSS

[unborn sundial]

😭

I'm going to be glass in approximately 3-4 business weeks

[vague pecan]

Usssss

😭💔

[cedar kettle]

Kissing the webcam is an option…

[cedar kettle]

Bro one time I thought it was a scam call and it was actually my AO calling me that I got off the waitlist 💀

[warm plume]

was that the call saying u got in???

[plain rover]

off the waitlist for yale has to be the most relieving experience of a lifetime

[river wolf]

0 people got off yale’s waitlist last year according to their CDS

[merry pawn]

I got an email with the title "Invitation: Meeting with the Director of Admissions" AND I WAS SO EXCITED before I opened the email to realize that it was a summer school I attended before 😭

Also I have no idea why they want me to meet with the director but I'm just gonna ignore the email LOL

Yale gimme interview

Otherwise I will cry ;-;

And you don't want to make me cry ;-;

[ebon goblet]

HELP ?

[primal needle]

😭 ignore

[cedar kettle]

Yeah basically

[cedar kettle]

It was so confusing ngl 😭

I did really love the school I was committed to at the time anyways so everything would have been fine either way

[plain rover]

What was that school

[cedar kettle]

That’s last years CDS. There are at least five people in my year off the waitlist

They haven’t updated their CDS yet

[cedar kettle]

Duke! Awesome school with really awesome people

[cedar kettle]

HELP 😭

[primal needle]

could you ask to get on the z-list from a waitlist...like saying tht you would happily take a gap or something

[plain rover]

I don’t like you, let me get into any of these schools

This is too big of a flex

[cedar kettle]

Uhhh what is a z list

[cedar kettle]

They’ll take you on Ivy day trust

[river wolf]

What? It’s ‘23-24

[primal needle]

like i got waitlisted for class of 28, i ask a college if i could be admitted for the class of 29, and take a gap year and then attend the university

[cedar kettle]

Wait what hold on imma check the cds real quick

[plain rover]

last time someone said trust got rejected

[cedar kettle]

Last I checked though it was not uodated

[cedar kettle]

Ok then don’t trust

[river wolf]

How would yk it’s not updated?

[cedar kettle]

Ohhhh interesting idk about that actually

[plain rover]

BE NICE TO ME

I AM CRYING

[primal needle]

https://tenor.com/view/zero-trust-no-one-gif-22925923

[plain rover]

[cedar kettle]

Data hadn’t changed from last year basically

[plain rover]

i have feelings

[river wolf]

No it’s different

[cedar kettle]

Yeah it’s out of date

[primal needle]

mmm if i get on a waitlist ima ask for that...cuz being on the waitlist is like....u r good but HOLD UP not good enough

[cedar kettle]

23-24 if you check it says the reporting date is October 15, 2023

[plain rover]

rick singer is back in the game

can we do a side door

[cedar kettle]

Fair fair

Waitlist really depends on year tho

[river wolf]

Is it just a year outdated every time then?

[cedar kettle]

Like my year they just really under enrolled because they overacorrected for over enrolling the year prior

[cedar kettle]

Yup

[balmy solstice]

has anyone had an interview since Thursday

[cedar kettle]

I think so

[plain rover]

wait what major are you?

[cedar kettle]

Neuroscience and art

[plain rover]

i hate INSTITUTIONAL PRIORITIEs

I HATE THEM

[plain rover]

OMG THE DISCIPLINARYNESS

[cedar kettle]

?

[plain rover]

THEY LOVE It

[jagged cloud]

i hope i get into yale

[plain rover]

college admissions are so mean

[cedar kettle]

Not enough to straight admit me lol

[primal needle]

oh! hoping for the best, lets see

[cedar kettle]

Solar! how are you?

[plain rover]

waitlist... is so impressive

did you apply to any other ivies?

or just da duke

[cedar kettle]

Yes

Fun fact

Reject all except waitlist to Yale and harvard

[plain rover]

WHAT

WHAT THE HECK

[plain rover]

im actually convinced this is just a game now

[cedar kettle]

I also got rejected from uc Irvine I had a weird time

[primal needle]

YES exactly that z-list gap year thingy would come in clutch

[plain rover]

wait where are u from in california!

[cedar kettle]

Waitlisted to every LAC I applied to except Williams and tufts+smfa

[plain rover]

or are u not from california

because i assume so because UC

[cedar kettle]

Crazy time

[plain rover]

U ARE

SO LUCKY

[cedar kettle]

San Diego

[plain rover]

i wish i was there

[cedar kettle]

I miss good Mexican and Asian food so much

[plain rover]

they got so many good results!

why does everyone i know from san diego

GET INTO IVIES

OMG

this is FAVORITISM!

[primal needle]

https://images.app.goo.gl/nfTu9zSuF3Z6ej6DA

[cedar kettle]

Because all the high schoolers are scary 😭

[plain rover]

i already sent my college update

i think its rly good at least

[cedar kettle]

San Diego is like

Mini bay

[plain rover]

MINI BAY?

[cedar kettle]

Are you also from Cali?

[plain rover]

WE ARE THE bay

[plain rover]

bay area

[cedar kettle]

Ope

[plain rover]

im cooked arent i

[cedar kettle]

Oof

[plain rover]

no interviews

dry ass inbox

[cedar kettle]

I am so sorry for your highschool experience

[plain rover]

i dontt like it here

yale save me

[cedar kettle]

I hope you have maintained even a shred of sanity

[cedar kettle]

Yeah I don’t think anyone does 😭

[plain rover]

i have sanity if yale accepts

pleaseee

[cedar kettle]

I’m sorry bay sounds like

[plain rover]

i wanna move to the east coast

[cedar kettle]

Depressing

[plain rover]

i wanna move to nyc

PLEASEEE

[cedar kettle]

Are you a Columbia enjoyer?

[plain rover]

perhaps....

no likely

let me in please

[cedar kettle]

Not the gohar drop omg

[plain rover]

oh wait did i tell you?

columbia took 4 weeks to respond to my question

in fact, less than 8 hours after i sent in my college update, they responded...

[cedar kettle]

It’s a likely letter dw

Like almost nobody gets them

[plain rover]

either coincidence?

or... what

like seriously...

[cedar kettle]

?

I’m confused

[plain rover]

i sent an email four weeks ago

about a question right

[cedar kettle]

Yes

[plain rover]

i sent my college update yesterday night

8 hours later they responded to my question

[fluid garden]

that means they want you

[cedar kettle]

Honestly prob coincidence

[fluid garden]

bc they responded so fast

[plain rover]

really?

it was 4 weeks ago

[jagged cloud]

likely from columbia

[cedar kettle]

I mean these offices are so inundated rn

[plain rover]

they also said it very nicely i think idk

[plain rover]

other schools responded 1-2 days

4 weeks delay is CRAZY

[cedar kettle]

Yeah fair

[plain rover]

maybe im already in teh reject pile

[cedar kettle]

Idk

[primal needle]

ah u ask for acceptance in ADVANCE before u take a gap year ig? idk its new to me too

[fluid garden]

8 hour response time is essentially a likely letter 🥱

[plain rover]

im pretty sure yale never responded to one of my questions

[cedar kettle]

You should follow up

[plain rover]

i did sent it on a different email but i sent it through the portal

like they responded the first time

but then i just wantd to clarify 10 days later and never got a response

[cedar kettle]

Yeah they’re busy rn

[plain rover]

must be a rejection letter

[river wolf]

:/

[plain rover]

its been

3 weeks since i emailed them

... they forgot

yale is so mean

[cedar kettle]

Moop and sawsy literally shoulder devil/angel rn

[plain rover]

poshy snobby

more poshy than harvard

[primal needle]

i also gave yale an update yesterday they confirmed it in 7 hrs

[plain rover]

?

wdym

[primal needle]

thru mail "update confirmation"

[plain rover]

oh

they did that for me like in a minute

???

what

[primal needle]

update on my application , like extra awards or something

[cedar kettle]

No complimenting Harvard here 👎 (joking)

[primal needle]

ah intl? ig idk

[plain rover]

im from the bay...

[cedar kettle]

I wouldn’t read too much into it

[primal needle]

i am intl

[plain rover]

i just elaborated on new ecs and toher stuff

[plain rover]

[plain rover]

this probs wont happen

but if i ever get in, please giev me a personal campus tour please

ill just arrive some day

actually i arleady have a friend at yale

doesnt matter

[primal needle]

[cedar kettle]

HELP

[plain rover]

[plain rover]

knock knock give me the tour

[cedar kettle]

I’m already running so many children around

[plain rover]

let me in or ill lock ur door

[cedar kettle]

Somehow three people I know got in rea

Very excited for bulldog days

[plain rover]

bulldog

[jagged cloud]

is yale fun

[plain rover]

isnt georgetown bulldog too

[jagged cloud]

is everyone there smart or is there a variety of people

[plain rover]

bruh yale sucks

my recommender went to yale too

[cedar kettle]

Yes! Probably. Idk it depends on whether you like joy or suffering in the library

[cedar kettle]

Def a variety. Everyone is smart I’d say but like, huge variety still in like types of people

[plain rover]

ur school is so cruel

literally ghosting me

its personal

[cedar kettle]

Not everyone is a nerd is ig what I’m trying to say

Actually very few steroetypocal nerds

[cedar kettle]

Yes

[jagged cloud]

thank goodness

sorry that came off wrong

[cedar kettle]

My vibe check is that Yale kids tend to value their happiness quite highly

[plain rover]

omg yes

[cedar kettle]

And that reflects in the culture of the school

[plain rover]

yale is a happiness school

[cedar kettle]

Nw! Very valid concern

[plain rover]

YALE IS SO MEAN THOUGH

no interview

yale more poshy and snobby than harvard

and i love it

i love the poshy

actually harvard is more snobby probably

but yale is more posh

[cedar kettle]

Ehhhh I wouldn’t say so?

[plain rover]

i want that posh

[cedar kettle]

I don’t really think the like

Culture is that posh

[plain rover]

yale's campus has a more posh feeling to it than harvard imo

[cedar kettle]

Or maybe that’s just my friends

[cedar kettle]

Ok yes that’s fair

Architecture wise

We do that

[plain rover]

new haven is like such a mid city but its so cozy if that makes sense

like its not a big town

[cedar kettle]

New Haven is like any downtown area tbh

Like in my opinion

[plain rover]

i have a question

[cedar kettle]

Shoot

[plain rover]

can u just join yale admissions committee after u graduate

and become dean of admissions

and change the system

maybe give me admission too

[cedar kettle]

No clue

I assume it’s not that easy though

[jagged cloud]

this sounds like u js want prestige 💔

[cedar kettle]

Well its def not that easy to become dean

[plain rover]

fitzsimmons been at harvard

since when?

his entire life

[cedar kettle]

Help idk who the fuck that is

[plain rover]

William Fitzsimmons joined Harvard College in 1986. Previously, he was Executive Director of the Harvard College Fund from 1984-86 and Director of Admissions at Harvard and Radcliffe Colleges from 1975-1984. In 1972, he was Assistant and Associate Director of Admissions until 1975. He is a former Trustee of the College Board, and is a member of the National Association for College Admissions Counseling and the former Chair of the Commission on the Use of Standardized Tests in Undergraduate Admissions. Fitzsimmons is also involved in various research projects, publications and professional activities on issues related to admissions and financial aid. He holds Bachelors from Harvard College, and Masters and Doctoral degrees from the Harvard Graduate School of Education.

hes kinda old now

[cedar kettle]

Wow he is just harvard

[plain rover]

bro dedicated his life to harvard

hes the gatekeeper

[merry pawn]

my former dream school 🥲

[merry pawn]

honestly I don't like harvard's campus lol

[sharp mesa]

dude i touched that harvard statue that was supposed to be good luck

[merry pawn]

those red brick buildings are not it

[sharp mesa]

and i got bad luck

[merry pawn]

DON'T THEY PEE ON THAT STATUE LOL

[sharp mesa]

oh

i didnt know....

[merry pawn]

😭

I hope you washed your hands after 😭

[sharp mesa]

i did

[merry pawn]

good LOL

at this point

I am never touching any statue on any college

[ruby marten]

someone in my tour group kissed it

before they found out

[merry pawn]

x_x

Okay but even if they didn't pee on that statue

Kissing random objects is kinda gross lol

[ruby marten]

like full on made out w it for "good luck"

[merry pawn]

Jeez

Okay yeah pee or no pee it's still gross

I can only imagine how horrified the tour guide looked LOL

[ruby marten]

oh no it was incredibly amusing

[merry pawn]

x_x

Okay yeah I can't lie I would've been both horrified and amused at the same time had I witnessed that

[plain rover]

yeah ive just accepted fate ngl

@timber plaza ur yale 29

just watch

[cerulean whale]

I've been to convoy like no joke 15 times since winter break

[merry pawn]

Yeah she's definitely getting in

I'm going to gt

[plain rover]

annalovesbananas

[plain rover]

why

2 interviews

[timber plaza]

no im uiuc 29

💀

tf

[timber plaza]

absolutely NOT

[plain rover]

u got 2 interviews

[timber plaza]

thats bc teh first one was problematic..

not cus im special

[plain rover]

u still got an interview though...

and yale pre screens

[timber plaza]

okay and lots of interviewed ppl get rejected

so

[plain rover]

i have a question

[timber plaza]

what.

💀

[plain rover]

what did u actually write about

[timber plaza]

fym

[plain rover]

for some reason i feel like ur an amazing writer

[timber plaza]

write ab what

..

my ps

[plain rover]

idk

[timber plaza]

??

[plain rover]

share anything

i just wanna know what ur writing is like tbh

annalovesbananas

[timber plaza]

and idk

💀

my supps were garbo

but i like my ps

.

[plain rover]

bruh

[timber plaza]

no cus i rushed them

i like the diversity essay

[plain rover]

bruh

[timber plaza]

what

💀

[plain rover]

why do i feel like this is godly

[timber plaza]

its not

[plain rover]

ur in

im out

[timber plaza]

bro my stats r ass

dw ab it

😊

[plain rover]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-squid-game-2-thanos-top-bigbang-gif-12786448097907519263

[plain rover]

define ass stats

[timber plaza]

i have terrible ecs 😊

[timber plaza]

what

💀

[plain rover]

define terrible

also ecs matter lses than u think imo

it rly is context based

i assume u worked at ur parents restaurant?

[timber plaza]

like my main ec is js working at my parents restaurant 💀 and i have other shitty low time comitment things

yes.

[plain rover]

thats a rly good ec

[timber plaza]

idk but its generic noo

[plain rover]

it rly si

its not

its rly good

[plain rover]

what are ass stats though

[timber plaza]

what

💀

[plain rover]

u do not have a 3.0

[timber plaza]

no..

sat kinda low tho

:(

[plain rover]

sat barely batters

[timber plaza]

um its fine

im fgli

!!

[plain rover]

like 1450 is fine enough

[timber plaza]

ok ya

sure

but again, the yale university acceptance rate is what

3%?!

so gg

[plain rover]

ur the actual how do i say it

poster story

just watch annaslovesbanas

[timber plaza]

help?!?

[plain rover]

fgli -> yale -> president

[timber plaza]

ok thats not gonna happen

im gonna be corrupt

yk

😍

[plain rover]

also sorry

i want to steal ur name in the future

annalovesbananas

[timber plaza]

sosososo1231

why

is that not good enough

[plain rover]

no

annalovesbananas is a holy name

[timber plaza]

i dont really like bananas tho

it js rhymed

[plain rover]

lmaoooo

[timber plaza]

💔

i like strawberries better

[plain rover]

valid

[plain rover]

did u apply other ivies too?

i see u did

[compact wren]

strawberries da best

[plain rover]

honestly i wouldnt be surprised if u got ivies i rly wouldnt

the fact taht u underrate urself too shows a lot of humility

[grave pumice]

with a 1450?

long shot but could happen

[plain rover]

idk her score but above that i think

sat matters less than u thik

it rly does

plus shes FGLI and i assume her demographics/school reflects that

[timber plaza]

ya i have 1480 💀 um

[plain rover]

yeah a 1480 is probs rly good for ur school

[timber plaza]

but its fine school avg is 990

yes

[plain rover]

yeah

rly good

ur what harvard wants

[grave pumice]

are you domestic?

[timber plaza]

yes

4 others

[compact wren]

meanwhile theres kids that are linkedin warriers that flex ever internship/research position they got with nepotism or money

[timber plaza]

yur

[compact wren]

💀

[plain rover]

ur literally in

[grave pumice]

what was EA like

[timber plaza]

no??

im uiuc bound

well i only ea'd il schools

[plain rover]

anyways

[timber plaza]

publics

[plain rover]

ur going to a good school

[grave pumice]

uchic?

[timber plaza]

cus i didnt wanna get rejected

[plain rover]

what do u wanna major in again?

[timber plaza]

💔

[grave pumice]

oh

[timber plaza]

no

i js ea safeties + uiuc

[timber plaza]

economics 🤓 and government

[timber plaza]

lmao

thats hilarious

[plain rover]

please remember me

when ur politician

[timber plaza]

ok davidj

[plain rover]

or on wall street

or a lawyer

[timber plaza]

im not gonna be politician

yes

i'll be goldman sachs guy

🤓

[compact wren]

hook us up with that moolah 🤑

[timber plaza]

real 😍

i'll give back to the yale thread

[plain rover]

this is CRUEL

[compact wren]

$1 billion dollar donation to A2C!

[timber plaza]

real

[plain rover]

annalovesbananas is stealing all the luck in the world

[timber plaza]

UMM WHAT

no im not

[grave pumice]

what were your yale essays abt

[timber plaza]

uhh

lemme find em

[plain rover]

watch them be godly

[timber plaza]

short answers on my brother + i's stuffed cat, my fave eng teacher from 7th grade, ermmmmm my hope of a better country where everyone belongs 🤓, and a presidential election class

sorry

these r bad

um

what else

[plain rover]

wait

[timber plaza]

why major was on like.. trains 💀

like public transportation

or smth

[plain rover]

this is epic

how did ur stuffed cat inspire u

[timber plaza]

no no

that is the addtl thing

like

[plain rover]

u mean the interesting thing?

what

[timber plaza]

"whats smth not included"

[plain rover]

I AM SO CONFUSED

are u questbridge?

[timber plaza]

this is the academic interest

[plain rover]

they didnt have that

[timber plaza]

no..

[plain rover]

what

[timber plaza]

noo..

[plain rover]

ohhh

[timber plaza]

there were 4 short answers no

like

[plain rover]

yse 4 short answers, 200 word, then 400

[timber plaza]

one on what inspires you, whats smth not included

the cat is the smth not included

js cause of family memroies

LOL

um

lets see why school was js community ehh

💀 mid

[plain rover]

BRUH ITS PROBABLY GOOD

MINE WAS MID

[timber plaza]

and then the community essay was on growing up in a predom yt town + finding belonging in my parents restaurant/through debates in my econ class w my conservative ahh teacher

💀

so

no the why yale was ass

bro i js threw stiuff tgt

[compact wren]

real

[timber plaza]

bc i applied last min

w the extension

[compact wren]

its like alphabet soup

[timber plaza]

💀

[plain rover]

yt?

[timber plaza]

real

bro

[timber plaza]

white

..

sorry

LOl

[plain rover]

what ethnicity are u

[timber plaza]

im chinese..

[plain rover]

ngl i wanted to assume that... but i didnt want to be racist

[timber plaza]

HELP

[plain rover]

U SAID RESTAURANT im sorry

[timber plaza]

ok no thats fair

[plain rover]

wait this is humble as shit though

[plain rover]

so are u liek white washed or what

can i assume ur restaurant is chinese

[timber plaza]

yes 💀

the diversity essay is painting the white washedness lightly

🥰

[plain rover]

fuck

let me visit ur restaurant

i bet its fire food

[timber plaza]

um WHYY

ok

[merry pawn]

honestly that sounds more interesting than my why major 😭

All my supps are actually so boring

[compact wren]

is it like the classic chinese takeway kind of restaurant

[timber plaza]

yes

💀

where ofc i help out

and do hw

at a side table.

[compact wren]

kinda craving chinese rn

[timber plaza]

real

[merry pawn]

ah yes the hallmark of a good chinese restaurant lol

[timber plaza]

help real 😭

[compact wren]

and the ancient menu signs

[merry pawn]

yes

[compact wren]

the tower of soy and duck sauce

[merry pawn]

laminated in that kind of material that I don't know what it's called

And the plastic thingy on tables

[merry pawn]

and the hot sauce

[grave pumice]

yale had a why major?

[merry pawn]

lao gan ma

[merry pawn]

yep

[grave pumice]

i thought it was just related to one of your interests

[compact wren]

i have a whole jar

🤭

[merry pawn]

Uh I mean that's basically the why major

[merry pawn]

LOL every chinese household does

[grave pumice]

bc my common app essay was on my main interest i wrote that one on my second interest

[merry pawn]

I'm too whitewashed though ;-;

[grave pumice]

am i cooked

[merry pawn]

I can't stand spice ;-;

[merry pawn]

Nah you're fine

[compact wren]

SHAME

[timber plaza]

YES BRO

it like

doesnt light up

💀

properly

and it spells broccoli wroeng

[merry pawn]

LOL

no see that's how you know it's a good chinese restaurant

[timber plaza]

help real

[merry pawn]

And then with menu items like "lionhead meatballs"

Or "squirrel fish"

"ants up the hill"

[timber plaza]

NO REAL

its acc embarassing

when i meet other asians

[merry pawn]

NO SAME

[timber plaza]

who are more in touch w their cultural background 💀

[merry pawn]

Like I feel like my chinese isn't terrible

Like I can hold a conversation

[timber plaza]

me when i can speak 2 words of chinese tops

i can hold a shitty convo

its so bad

[merry pawn]

but then I meet people who grew up in china and then realize that I suck x_x

Oh also I can't stand seafood 😭

IT'S THE SMELL

[timber plaza]

NO RIGHt

BRO

I HATE IT

[merry pawn]

OH MY GOSH YES

FELLOW SEAFOOD HATER

[timber plaza]

like clams EWW

they're eating like mf mussels

[merry pawn]

Also raw shellfish

[timber plaza]

squid

💀

like bro no

[merry pawn]

idk how they eat stuff like that

[timber plaza]

i only can eat like crab .. if its like peeled and cleaned

💀

[merry pawn]

Like I see people happily slurping down oysters and I'm like ???

[timber plaza]

NO RIGHTT

[merry pawn]

I wish I liked seafood cause it's actually so bad I'm so picky 😭

[timber plaza]

NO RIGHT

im so picky

and i feel bad

but like ok

its kinda yikcyy sorry gang

[merry pawn]

I mean if I go to a restaurant I'll always be able to find something to eat but uh please do NOT bring me to a seafood restaurant lol

[primal needle]

🙂yale pls accept

[timber plaza]

NO REAL

bro

when we wnet to china my parents brought me to one

and i was so picky bt bro

they were eating it up

💀

like