#Yale University (2024-2025)

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timber plaza
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like 2 ppl in that state

winter quail
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there’s like three people on a2c from there

timber plaza
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right HELPP

winter quail
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like

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u could analyze

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one sentence i say

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in this server

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and linkedin me

strange gust
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real

timber plaza
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no right

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crazy ahh state 😭

winter quail
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i rlly wanted to say

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“i can’t wait to Yale about the intricacies of the geometric lang lands project to my classmates”

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as in yell

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but i settled for

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Yale will be my New Haven for…

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am i auto reject for that

timber plaza
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no idea man

tulip pecan
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Like in a good way

strange gust
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I'm actually psychotic

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lmaooo

winter quail
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por que mid

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bro ion trust this server

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i’m gonna get snitched on for making a joke

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and get rescinded

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or like

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withdrawn or wtv

strange gust
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my essays were hot ass tho

tulip pecan
winter quail
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broooooooo same

strange gust
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yale commonapp is closed right

winter quail
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i’m gonna crash tf out

strange gust
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shall we review my shit essays

winter quail
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genuinely i’ve been working until 3am cus i feel guilty for not working hard enough

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for the past three years

inland ermine
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i think yale extended

winter quail
inland ermine
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?

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not sure extended to when tho

winter quail
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it’s closed

strange gust
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uh oh

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ok

inland ermine
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ohh

winter quail
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it was til the fifth

timber plaza
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extended to 5th

strange gust
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I'll post here rq

timber plaza
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yuh

inland ermine
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right ok

timber plaza
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used that 🔥

winter quail
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it is not the fifth anymore

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same 🔥

strange gust
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this is like kinda bad lmaoooo

inland ermine
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this is cute ngl

timber plaza
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ok mine was more generic

inland ermine
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fountain pen club !!

agile finch
timber plaza
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right

inland ermine
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my why yale essay was so trash

timber plaza
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ongg

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it was like egneric ahh

agile finch
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its very human

winter quail
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why is the second sentence like 4 sentences 😭 the content is fire it’s rlly good imo

strange gust
inland ermine
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i want one omg

strange gust
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unironically

winter quail
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YO MID

strange gust
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ok hold on lemme

winter quail
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WHAT MAJOR R U

strange gust
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cs

winter quail
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YOOOO

strange gust
inland ermine
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i have like one of those

strange gust
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whats ur budget range

inland ermine
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oblique dip pens

winter quail
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IM MATH+CS+NEURO

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LETS GOOO

strange gust
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bruh

inland ermine
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but it was cheap af

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and i don't have proper ink

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lol

strange gust
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bucketfish I'll penable into getting a pen

inland ermine
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bet

strange gust
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what's ur budget

inland ermine
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wait i have one that was gifted to me a long time ago but i dont think it works anym

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umm

strange gust
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😭

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THIS INK I HAVE HAS SUCH A PRETTY BOTTLE

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(not my photo

agile finch
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WHOA

inland ermine
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is it feasible to not spend over like 30

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?

inland ermine
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my god

strange gust
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issue is you'd have to dip into the chinese market

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they don't have the best qc

inland ermine
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o

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thats probably ok

strange gust
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so it might be scratchy

inland ermine
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fair ..

strange gust
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you'll have to experiment on how to make it better

inland ermine
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hang on bro let me get back to u in 1h37min

strange gust
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ok ok ping me when ur ready

inland ermine
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okieokie

strange gust
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I'm gonna upsell you into a $150 dollar pen

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😈

inland ermine
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💥💥

agile finch
inland ermine
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cmu design portfolio

strange gust
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hold on

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lemme uh

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send you a sample

agile finch
strange gust
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@agile finch

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the photo doesn't do it justice

tulip pecan
strange gust
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ye

strange gust
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here's a better example

timber plaza
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still waiting dawg

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ok and i applied on 5th

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cus extension

strange gust
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my brother from another mother

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please

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learn the virtue of patience

timber plaza
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i give it 0 days

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autpo admit please

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yea i reject yale on gang 🔥

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goodbye

strange gust
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I got my dartmouth interview deadass a week

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but like

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dartmouth < yale so

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...

rigid vault
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is there a difference between an alumni interview and a yale senior interview

astral glacier
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does this mean they alr read our apps

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i didnt even submit my stem portfolio until 10 minutes ago

agile finch
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especially since they extended deadline

rigid vault
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well

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they actually did give some out

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at least they did for me

astral glacier
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yeah i got one too

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thats why im curious

strange gust
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what

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huh

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my app is dog then

agile finch
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theyre definitely not done giving them out

winter quail
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@astral glacier @rigid vault are you guys NE?

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northeast

dawn mauve
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circling back to this

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it’s never that deep

astral glacier
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massachusetts

winter quail
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ah everyone ik who has interview is ne

violet crown
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Is this fine

agile finch
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yeah

strange gust
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@inland ermine are youready for me to upsell you

agile finch
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let’s see it

strange gust
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man they aren't here

merry pawn
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lucky duck

muted crest
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at my school only the kid who didn't get an interview got accepted, everyone who got an interview was deferred, so don't worry too heavily about getting an interview

winter quail
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omg stats? ecs? (of that one kid)

agile finch
dawn mauve
violet crown
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It’s for creative writing which they say on their website to submit through either Additional Info or Update App

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Cuz it’s not one of the options in the SlideRoom portfolios

molten sorrel
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Any Yale intl interviews sent?

patent pumice
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any midwest students w yale interviews

astral glacier
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@rigid vault just curious r u stem? i'm wondering if the reason they sent interviews so early was for yes scholars

agile finch
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i really wouldn’t worry guys

rigid vault
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wait whats yes scholars

agile finch
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yale podcast literally says most get them end of jan or early feb im pretty sure

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facts

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i got 2 interviews from harvard and got deferred

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they’re playing hard to get fr

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it varies wildly, harvard doesn’t give interviewers any set questions or even any suggestions

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my first one we had a conversation about journalism for an hour, my second one was with an AO that read my app so that was v specific

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ehhh you can still definitely ask about their experience

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my AO interviewer didn’t go to harvard

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i just asked her what she liked about college as a whole

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yep

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i have no clue lmao

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clearly i didn’t give them enough information somehow

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no you

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you as well 🙏

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YAY

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i got my math teacher to write me a rec for LOCI yay

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bro is it not school day

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i’m sending it to mit too but it’ll be like end of jan by then

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virtually?

rigid vault
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wdym rec for loci?

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u can put another rec with a LOCI?

agile finch
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next they’re going to ask for my thumb or arm or something

rigid vault
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ohh i thought u were able to send rec with locis in general ☠️

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cause i gotta submit one

agile finch
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hey that’s a win for you

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oh 😭 ur too good for them anyway trust

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r u at andover

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yale feeder with no yale is crazy

timber plaza
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me when no interview

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bro why they so slow

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yes dawg they better hurry tf up

agile finch
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my awards section is not academic lmao

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nooo

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NOOOO ur cooking

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trust

astral glacier
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yale sends like 100 likelies in february to stem people to try to get them to come to yale

rigid vault
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interestinggggg

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nah theres no way im good enough to get likelies ☠️

astral glacier
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i wonder if theyre doing stem people interviews early so they can make decisions earlier

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cuz im also stem

astral glacier
rigid vault
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what stem are u doing?

astral glacier
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deferred mit 😿

astral glacier
rigid vault
astral glacier
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and history of science

rigid vault
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i got columbia deferred

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interestingg

astral glacier
rigid vault
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im stats and data science / cs

astral glacier
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what did u apply for

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ahhh i see

winter quail
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the moment people start getting yale interviews ik im cooked 💀

timber plaza
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its over mama

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#autoreject

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i alr knew it was

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but it will be

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😹

winter quail
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or auto accoep6

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accept

timber plaza
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ong

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thats us alright

cerulean whale
agile finch
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its like 9k people or something so yeah

fossil beacon
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interview requests are finished right

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like p much everyone whos gonna get one has alr gotten it

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oh alr alr

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does not getting one mean we're rejected

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cuz like if they send out so few its bc they dont need more info to make a decision right

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or is it based on availability

steel notch
compact wren
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me waiting for my interview

steel notch
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shawn you lurk this serer

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server

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💀

compact wren
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I HAVE NO LIFE

compact wren
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😭

steel notch
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go crashout all you want

fossil beacon
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ive heard yale is different with their interviews compared to most

compact wren
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ive been crashing out this entire week

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the transition back into school sucks

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i just want my acceptances

fossil beacon
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we're gonna be waiting for the next 3 months cursedmoon

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just try to do smth fun lol

steel notch
compact wren
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yes

steel notch
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i see

strange gust
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don't dream

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get in then dream /s

compact wren
fluid gulch
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awards arent that important if u hv high impact ecs

steel notch
strange gust
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the heartbreak is too much to bear

steel notch
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fuck dream schools

compact wren
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jshs deadline in 2 weeks 💀

steel notch
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my texas region

compact wren
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rip

steel notch
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fking hate that comp

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everyone told me

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my project was strong enough to get in

strange gust
compact wren
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yea id be mad too if i got rejected from it

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in my region

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a project about brawl stars got in

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and a project about school mascots

steel notch
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meanwhile some projects at texas jshs was some freaking cancer detection that you can probably copy off yt

steel notch
compact wren
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99% of the time its repackaged

steel notch
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shawn

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how many papers do u have

compact wren
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like research?

steel notch
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yeah

compact wren
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i have the ssp one

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and the one more

steel notch
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oo

compact wren
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ive been workng on since last year

steel notch
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nice

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can you dm me it lol im nosy

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even tho i should be submitting jhu rn

compact wren
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its still a works in progress rn

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but ill give u an update later

steel notch
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nice

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i started research so late

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like spring semester of junior year

compact wren
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its not ready to be shown yet 💀

fluid gulch
compact wren
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i missed the deadline last year

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and i never forgave myself for that

strange gust
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I wonder if my ec makes upfor it 😭

steel notch
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lol

compact wren
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thats why i applied to ssp 😂

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thank god i got in

steel notch
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did u do any other summer programs

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ssp mightve saved me fr

compact wren
steel notch
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being fgli sucks

compact wren
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that was the only thing i did

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besides ssp

steel notch
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i only did ssp

compact wren
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bro went all in

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🔥

steel notch
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lmao

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1/1

compact wren
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me with like

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no awards

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...

steel notch
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do yk the harvard scale

compact wren
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😭

steel notch
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where they rate 1-5

compact wren
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1 is highest

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right

steel notch
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yea

fluid gulch
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if I had image perms I could show u proof 💔

steel notch
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do you know how to calculate

strange gust
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I wonder what my ec gets on the scale

compact wren
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im not an AO

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id give myself like

fluid gulch
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that many kids get into ivy+ or similar with 0-2 awards only

compact wren
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a 2 on everything

steel notch
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i feel like awards dont get much tho

steel notch
compact wren
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idk how to calculte

fluid gulch
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like 2 school awards or a few reigonal

steel notch
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i mean

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it should be more like school

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and your context

fluid gulch
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it is california kids

steel notch
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region is unfair lowkey

compact wren
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yea def school matters more

steel notch
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like im in houston (pretty comp) but my school is literally 70% socioeconomic disadvantaged

compact wren
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my large competitive ahh public is not the same as those rural public schools a couple miles away

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the difference is stark

steel notch
compact wren
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it actually blows my mind when i see feeder schools

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like wdym u have 5 harvard admits

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we're lucky to have even one

steel notch
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my schools lucky to even have a t20

compact wren
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right

steel notch
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its like one maybe two a year

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i dont think we had a national merit finalist in like

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5 years

compact wren
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we had 13 this year...

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might be cooked

steel notch
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bro i missed the cutoff by 1 index point

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😭

compact wren
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i bombed the psat

steel notch
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218 instead of 219

compact wren
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i hate myself so much for that

steel notch
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what did u get

compact wren
compact wren
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or like

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197

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index

steel notch
compact wren
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💀

steel notch
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i mean psat doesnt rlly matter

compact wren
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yea i got a 1530 sat and 34 act

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so

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its fine

steel notch
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bro my school put me on the school news for being commended

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i was the only 1

compact wren
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thats fire

steel notch
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yeah ig

compact wren
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my old school, we usually had like

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1 semifinalist

steel notch
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but kinda sad when you think about it

compact wren
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and some commended

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bc the index was 227

steel notch
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oh wow

compact wren
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my friend got a 1480

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and she got commended

steel notch
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yeah my 1470 got me commended

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1480 is the cutoff for texas

compact wren
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her mom was pushing to have the index score lowered so she would qualify 💀

steel notch
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lmfaooo

compact wren
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it was so crazy

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anyways standartized testing can die

steel notch
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i shouldve shotgunned more

compact wren
steel notch
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20 schools not enough!!

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20 lol

compact wren
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no ucs?

steel notch
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it can be 21 if i add usc to my list...

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no

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they give no aid

compact wren
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did u max out common app

compact wren
steel notch
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and im pretty poor 😦

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yes

compact wren
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i think i can qualify for no tuition at mit and princeton

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but everywhere else

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probably not

steel notch
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i think i qual full ride everywhere

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its honestly the only reason im shotgunning top schools

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i know theyll give aid

compact wren
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Did u do quest bridge

steel notch
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nah

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i regret it

compact wren
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Eh it’s fine

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U can still get a full ride

steel notch
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yeah

compact wren
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And they sell ur info anyways so

steel notch
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shawn did u get any

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interviews yet

compact wren
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Nah

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Just crickets

steel notch
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same

compact wren
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I’m not thinking too much abt it tho bc it’s still early

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My final ea decision are coming next week

steel notch
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omg same

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jan 15 is ut austin

compact wren
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Purdue and IU on 15th 🤑

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And then usc on 17th

steel notch
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what did u apply as?

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for usc

compact wren
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Human health I think

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I forgot the major name

steel notch
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is it easy to switch majors at usc

compact wren
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Apparently

steel notch
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ok

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ill apply astronomy or something

compact wren
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Are u trying for engineering

steel notch
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ye

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actually umich is pretty good too

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i have 1 more spot on my list

compact wren
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I think usc engineering is a separate college

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So you might have to apply to it directly

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Double check tho

steel notch
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i dont think usc aid is that good

compact wren
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Yea Michigan has better program too

steel notch
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@compact wren should i just not do brown video

cerulean whale
compact wren
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It helps I think

steel notch
compact wren
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Actually I think the deadline passed

steel notch
cerulean field
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does yale interview most of its applicants?

timber plaza
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me when no interview

timber plaza
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i think its like 12%?!?!

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i forgot

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they said on the podcast

cerulean field
cerulean field
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is this from the podcast?

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am i cooked with no interview then?

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also arent interviews based on availablity of alumnis in ur region

timber plaza
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oh.

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every day that goes by, yale slips ouytta my hands

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i aint wanna go here anyways ong 💯

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god fucking knows

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🙉

dawn mauve
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from a current yale student

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once again there’s literally no reason to crash out abt it, guy i went to hs with who goes to yale didn’t get an interview

cerulean field
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im cooked either way i think

timid pendant
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is there a significantly higher acceptance rate for interviewed applicants

plain rover
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Omg..

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Did they already drop interviews

rigid vault
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is there a difference between alum interviews and yale senior interviews?

dawn mauve
naive flame
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. 🕯️ 🕯️
🕯️ 🕯️

🕯️ Yale 🕯️

🕯️                         🕯️
         🕯️      🕯️
river valley
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do you guys want to ask me anything

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I got in rea

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Keep in mind i am a high school student so you should take my advice with a grain of salt

ruby marten
river valley
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Yes

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Very late actually

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Like a few days before interviews were due for the interviewers themselves

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I tried to be cheerful and have intellectual vitality (whatever that means) and ask questions while also not being a dingus and asking obvious things

river valley
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yeel

river valley
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So like

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They probably cut me some slack

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Yes

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Im committing to fail

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Fail university

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YALE’S COLOR IS BLUE

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POSER

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L jeni

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HWAT

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no…. You cannot deep fry steak…

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Culinary atrocity

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NOOOOO

violet crown
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I mean obv it's out of our hands now except for maybe interivew

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Lol

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"I am handsome, which means I will vibe with Handsome Dan"

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I ended my why yale with a line about how I gave belly rubs to handsome dan and want to reuinte with him 😭

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Lmao I was playing Minecraft with friends and decided to do "wet hands" by C418

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Cuz it plays during creative mode and I'm creative 🤓

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And I "get my hands wet with new learning opportunities"

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🤓

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It was a last minute decision

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Either that or Espresso

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It is but it doesn

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"represent my life"

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Huh

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Who Sabrina Carpetnter?

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💀

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No wonder they got rejected

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From Yale

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They're boutta reject a 5'11 feminist next

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💀

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That's CRAZY

river valley
violet crown
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Thank you tho

river valley
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from what i understand of a yale admissions officer they dont really like it when a “why us” essay has too much of it taken up with nonspecific emotional language

violet crown
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I'm worried mine does but I tied basically everything to YYGS

river valley
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lol

violet crown
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Not sure

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Maybe?

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Yes unfortunately I did 😢

river valley
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oh my god bruh

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so many fucking why us essays for yale made “and” a metaphor

violet crown
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I mean their marketing is centered around it

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Lol

river valley
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imagine the number of kids writing w that exact lingo

violet crown
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"Interdisciplinary issues" or smth

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Cuz word count is so little

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Cooked

river valley
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If any of u guys apply to grad school here is a list of words that i hate

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“passion”

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”interdisciplinary”

violet crown
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I said "and" seven times

river valley
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”captivate”

violet crown
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But like in the normal context of the word lol

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Not like

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Intentional

river valley
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L + ratio

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krill yourself

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NOW

violet crown
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Coulda used interest ngl

river valley
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”community”

violet crown
river valley
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Yall are chill dw

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these are just my personal dislikes

violet crown
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I was gonna write mine as a letter to Handsome Dan but I couldn't justify it with 125 words

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Nah

river valley
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but seriously dont fucking say tapestry

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i hate that stupid word

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true…

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Krilling myself

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once i get my admissions file ill tell yall the actual reason i got in

violet crown
# river valley but seriously dont fucking say tapestry

Lmao I mean that I avoid like the plague, I feel like "passion" and "interdisciplinary" are words that aren't the best for what you're trying to convey but are still regular parts of the English language

Tapestry is like blatantly unecessary tryhard language

river valley
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yoober

violet crown
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My interdisciplinary passions*

river valley
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crazy work

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billionaire parents ahh

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bro threaded the needle with hooves on

violet crown
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Yale is the one reach I truly truly care about

river valley
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thanks i coined it just now

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mwahahahha

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i think ur fine bruh

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its worse when kids use unnecessarily advanced language for no reason

violet crown
river valley
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hold up

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lemme read this

violet crown
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He edited it and shit I think

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But like

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Bruh

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Lol no

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He didn't actually submit that essay tho

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Y'all know Preaching P's thing

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Essay

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Preaching P is kinda funny

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Did you watch the thing where he reviews other ppls essays

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And the guy who killed rodents

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"10/10 strong essay"

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I think turned it down cuz he got into a BSMD

river valley
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feel that this is relevant

tulip pecan
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I don't think he got into any top skl

violet crown
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Meatsteak did you ever visit Yale prior to applying

violet crown
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I see

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Nah I'd like this for Yale

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But for like Stanny

river valley
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hey now cmon

violet crown
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Yeah just say "ur a fucking bum lol"

river valley
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rejection is redirection

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where else u applyin

violet crown
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Who

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26 for me (I was forced to)

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If it was up to me I would NOT apply all Ivies

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I love Brown and Darty

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Underrated af

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I like Darty over Penn and Columbia lol

river valley
#

yale was the only ivy i applied to

river valley
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i think this is also relevant

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what the fart is with the asian baddie uprising

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why is everyone talking about asian baddies

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jeni u are already an asian baddie

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chill dont take another one

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asian cutie then

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im more of an asian cutie than an asian baddie (i look like im 12)

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(scratch that, seven years old)

violet crown
#

Is everyone in this channel Asian lol

plain rover
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Nothing wrong with that

plain rover
timber plaza
#

where tf is my interview dawg

river valley
#

and are gonna kick down your door

timber plaza
#

anything for an interview dawg

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mf where is MINEEE

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um

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sighh

merry pawn
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I just saw that post too

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I'm going crazy too dw it's not just you lol

timber plaza
#

😍

merry pawn
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Yes exactly trust

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They love us so much that we're gonna get likely letters

timber plaza
#

ong

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checking my email daily for that

tulip pecan
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Wait, for yale?

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Already?!

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Ohhh
So maybe earlier pre-read

timber plaza
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ok yea

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PLEASE

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nothing in junk ahhh

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putting the fries in the bag

river valley
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every time i read essays now i feel like im the dog and the cat at the same time

timber plaza
#

looked thru my email 100000x nothing

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goofy ahh

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ion wanna go 2 jail anyways

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help i see

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me after checking every 5 mins

river valley
#

bro i was in the hospital when my interviewer emailed me

timber plaza
#

js checked again

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nothing

timber plaza
#

yale more like FAIL

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*failing to see my greatness

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interesting hmm

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so late interview = better

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MHMM

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so im auto admit gang

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see u in new haven goodbye

river valley
timber plaza
#

ok yea

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LMAOAOAO

tulip pecan
river valley
timber plaza
#

ong

timber plaza
#

filmed the glimpse for duke in case they didnt gimme one 😭

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where tf is MINEE

river valley
#

Did u get into mit

timber plaza
#

real

tulip pecan
timber plaza
#

georgetown interview was so weird oml cus this mf asked me 20 q's ab being asian

river valley
#

we have hope dw

timber plaza
#

mf pressed ab my background

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every other interview was normal ishh

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wow (what is that)

river valley
tulip pecan
timber plaza
# river valley what on earth did he ask

well shes a white woman but um she was like: do you speak good mandarin???? are your parents immigrants?? <insert anecdote about indian families she knew in raleigh-durham> are you first gen?? do you want me to connect u w asians at georgetown?? first gens at georgetown??? can you tell more more about your trip to china?? georgetown has great mandarin programs btw 😁

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i think she meant well but um

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all was unnecessary

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bro asked me 2 qs ab my ecs and that was it dawg

river valley
#

british caveman explaining his sibling’s love for farm animals:

timber plaza
#

yes bro shes like i can find someone more like u

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no fr

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no RIGHT LMAOAO

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and i was like yea going 2 a very white hs is hard and she like "oh man im so sorry i cant imagine what thats like"

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like okay dawg u dont have to say that

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i know u a white woman 😭

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told her ab working @ my parents restaurant and she like "i did immigration work oh yea"

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like hello how tf is that relevant

river valley
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my yale interviewer was a 97 year old opthmalogist

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george spaeth

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really nice guy

timber plaza
tulip pecan
river valley
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ok why did i say 97

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hes 93

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im stupid

tulip pecan
#

that's damn old
i thought there's like an age limit 😭

river valley
#

he was surprisingly sprightly for his age

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LMAO

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Yeah lowkey maybe i shouldve asked abt his ww2 experiences

tulip pecan
#

Next 80 years, someone's going to say that to you

river valley
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then again i had 0 idea he was in his 90s

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i thiught he was 60

tulip pecan
#

Brainrot

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I'm sure of that

river valley
#

do you think the boomers right now see our current teenagers as funny

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they have no idea wtf were talking abt

tulip pecan
#

I see our generation as less funny than teenagers at the 90s

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Lowkey funny gen
Dressing, Hairstyle and all

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My Step-grandpa tells me a lot of stories 😭

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Atp, every parent telling their kids they were valedictorian 😭

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If I get into an Ivy (I'll say I got into all the others lol)
Maybe acc rate will be around 0.5% for Harvard

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I hope I don't say I was born in the wrong timeline

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I just hope so

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yh I watched a youtube video on this today

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Sepetmber having the most birthdays is crazy since I was born Sept 2007
What were the odds

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December 2006 must've been steamy

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That's acc cool lol
I have one of the most birthday twins in human history 😂

winter quail
#

also enthrall pisses me off the most

timber plaza
#

no yale interview update

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checked email nothing

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PLEASE GIVE ME ONE

river valley
# winter quail wdym

like if the why yale essay is full of stuff like “i cant wait to talk to my residential college dormmates and laugh at yale jokes” or

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nonspecific stuff like that

winter quail
#

oops

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oops

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oops

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oops

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or

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autoreject 💀

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yk what i'm just not gonna look at them

fresh mango
#

dont look bro

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but

fresh mango
#

im stamping the stamp cuz it fnny

timber plaza
#

thats what i put

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LMFAO i wasnt getting in anyways

winter quail
#

stfu please

river valley
winter quail
#

😭

river valley
#

like incredibly specific classes

winter quail
#

when i see you at yale i'll say that to you trust

timber plaza
winter quail
#

just pull up

timber plaza
#

LMFAO putting the fries in the bag type shi

winter quail
#

what are they gonna do stop you

timber plaza
#

i aint even wanna go to yale 😂

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bum ahh school

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more like JAIL!!!!

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kale fale jail

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*fail

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idk

river valley
#

guys

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did u put yale specific stuff in ur essay or no

timber plaza
#

i tried significantly harder on my other ivies ong

winter quail
timber plaza
#

yale was just a silly apply

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cus they extended

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fuck this school bruh

river valley
timber plaza
#

😹

winter quail
fresh mango
winter quail
#

hopefully that's enough

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this one for me was my favorite

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DUDE THE CHEATCODE WAS

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CONDENSIVE ... INTO ONE CHARACTER

timber plaza
#

ok so no wonder i aint getting a yale interview dawg

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i was generic

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ahh

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goofya hh

winter quail
#

dude it's cus they hate midwesterns

winter quail
#

we're getting yield protected ong

timber plaza
#

no FR

winter quail
#

Yale accepts 4% and yield protects 96%

timber plaza
#

they only like east coast ppl 😡

timber plaza
winter quail
#

r u fr

river valley
#

here this was my accepted why yale essay its a little cringe imo but i think they liked the second half

timber plaza
#

no right

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they be discriminating

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midwest is better than new haven ct 🔥

river valley
timber plaza
#

ong

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yale doesnt

timber plaza
#

i only go 2 ivies that like midwest ❤️

winter quail
#

alr i'm withdrawing chat

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it's over

fresh mango
#

nah ur exerpts had that energy

river valley
#

guys what

timber plaza
#

bro my essay was like haha im gonna join the yale version of the onion where i can be funny and meet the bulldog and feel welcomed when i eat in the buttery haha

river valley
#

yall u were specific

winter quail
#

my ecs were middy!

timber plaza
#

REJECT LMAOAOA

river valley
#

guys

timber plaza
#

im cooked

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goodbye

river valley
#

GUYS

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NO

timber plaza
#

georegtown better take me bruh

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please please

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georgetown.

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ion even wanna go to yale bru

winter quail
#

WAIT IF I WITHDRAW THEM THAT MEANS I REJECTED THEM BEFORE THEY REJECTED MEEEEEEEEE

winter quail
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bro brown boys up

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ngl

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like

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bru fr r u nj

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r u tryna go to rutgers

timber plaza
#

i read their website and slightly copied it dawg

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😭

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well js the residential college thingy

fresh mango
#

the onion is not generic lol

timber plaza
#

well no every school has that

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LMAO

winter quail
#

I said D'port bro i'm so cooked

timber plaza
#

its js a satirical newspaper

winter quail
#

D'Port is such a goofy name tho

river valley
#

ur chill

winter quail
#

BRO LETS GO TO DAVENPORT TRUST

fresh mango
#

he specifically saidd "D'port"

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which i think is creative ngl

timber plaza
#

dawg puttin the fries in the bag 🔥 dartmouth clutch up

winter quail
#

this is fire tho

river valley
#

lol i think this is great

timber plaza
#

this hella quirky i fw it

winter quail
#

nah the AI is taking the for loop from ur bag

#

wait for AI to make more AI that make AI that make AI

fresh mango
#

u were???

#

noooo

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REA?

timber plaza
#

oh dawg im cooked

winter quail
#

omgggg stats??? ecs???

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i'm joking

#

it's the typical a2c reply

river valley
#

yo i was 1520 sat

plain rover
timber plaza
#

oh so im cooked dawg

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good to hear

winter quail
#

what was ur ecs

river valley
#

Took it again for fun

#

bruh

fresh mango
winter quail
#

yea avaneesh my goat

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wait is ur name avaneesh

plain rover
#

I'm 1550/3.9 uw and no interview 😍

winter quail
#

ok i'm withdrawing

timber plaza
#

okay well im 1800 sat w no interview

winter quail
#

💀

timber plaza
#

dawg what the fuck

river valley
#

yall

timber plaza
#

and u got reject?!?!

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goodbye

winter quail
#

did u publish

fresh mango
#

man i see a lack of Nobel prize here...

timber plaza
#

wtf

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wtf

fresh mango
#

💀

timber plaza
#

wtf

fresh mango
#

ok guys goodbye

plain rover
#

Did u get an interview @dark idol

winter quail
#

bruhhhhhhhhhhh atleast that means ur guaranteed some t20

fresh mango
#

yea he did

plain rover
#

Oh

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Where mine at tf

timber plaza
fresh mango
#

wait are you internate?

winter quail
#

ah

plain rover
#

I'm from nj im literally like next door

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Where tf

winter quail
#

u got it

#

washington is cooked ngl

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like mad competitiv

plain rover
#

Did everyone already get the interviews

fresh mango
#

DC?

plain rover
#

Or sum

winter quail
#

no seattle

#

area?

fresh mango
river valley
#

are all of yall cs kids

plain rover
#

Kms

inland ermine
#

lol

winter quail
#

i'm applying math so i'm in the same range

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@dark idol did u do ML researhc

timber plaza
#

bro said mid ahh

plain rover
#

Im fawked

winter quail
#

trust slide it

#

lemme read

fresh mango
plain rover
#

There wasn't a place to say like "i would like an interview" right

fresh mango
#

in fact my interviewer has ghosted me

#

💀

inland ermine
#

aren't interviews until like late feb

timber plaza
#

"mid"

plain rover
inland ermine
#

so there's still plenty of time

timber plaza
#

crazy ahh

winter quail
#

NAWW FR THAT'S ME

inland ermine
#

me too ✊ i think it'd be hard to find anyone who doesn't feel this ngl

#

but it's ok

#

trust

plain rover
#

Wait so I'm literally getting rejected

winter quail
#

yea sure

river valley
#

theres also the cs saturation yall

fresh mango
#

no its cuz i responded a day late

plain rover
#

Ughh

#

How did I not even get a interview

fresh mango
#

alternative its cuz i stalked their linkedin and they noticed

river valley
#

like ofc itll become more difficult w the number of people going into cs but that doesnt mean ur accomplishments are lesser or smth

plain rover
#

Um but everyone has them already

inland ermine
plain rover
#

Everyone else

inland ermine
#

i don't have it yet

plain rover
#

I'm domestic tho

timber plaza
inland ermine
#

you have plenty of time, and it also depends on availability around your area

plain rover
#

I'm literally from nj...

timber plaza
#

but then also my essays were ass

inland ermine
#

and they might just be still processing through stuff

plain rover
#

I'm sure there's plenty of availability

#

Here

winter quail
#

y'all ever look at ur safety and stalk their alumni on linkedin to make sure you won't be a failure in life

plain rover
#

So I feel like

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It got processed later

#

🙏

winter quail
#

mines a eye doctor

plain rover
#

Well ik it did actually it got processed like 4 days after I submitted

#

So a lil late

fresh mango
#

lol maybe its cuz i stalked my interviewer's linkedin i aint getting a response back

river valley
#

Huh why

fresh mango
#

where's that setting 💀

inland ermine
#

this is so cute ngl

river valley
#

goodness gracious

fresh mango
#

oh :(

winter quail
#

just talk mannnn

river valley
#

well then just say “it reminded me of…”

#

dont ask it

#

make it a statement

winter quail
#

if i get in i'm gonna post ken carson on my story

#

that's valid

fresh mango
#

bruh wha