Yale University (2024-2025)

[wise pewter]

they get senior or AO interviews

[dark idol]

bro what is the point of dooming

js wait

litearlly

like

[proper sail]

im p sure they dont give likelies to assholes

[dark idol]

21 hours

[wise pewter]

auto admits are lowk usualyl people that are like double legacy very good stats and just like all around CLEARLY an admit

[proper sail]

yeah

[wise pewter]

even very good applicants still receive interviewsx

[proper sail]

daddy donated a building type shi

[dark idol]

my coke friend w a multi million dollar startup didn't get a likely

no legacy

nun

🤷‍♂️

[plain rover]

ok a. "my stomach is killing me" m.

[dark idol]

it genuinely doesnt matter

[tiny fractal]

ughhh i hate this interview dooming

[dark idol]

ate a hwole ass pizza an hour ago

[merry sable]

wait there were less than 1k applicants??

[dark idol]

1k less

applicants

[plain rover]

ooh what kind

[merry sable]

ohhh

[proper sail]

almost 1.1k

[merry sable]

i misread

[proper sail]

less

[wise pewter]

guys interviews cant be that serious my interviewer literally said "fuck" at like 7 times 💀

[plain rover]

see like ive rated myself on these schools scales

[wise pewter]

he was a chiller

[proper sail]

part of me hopes its worth something

but

[plain rover]

but i dont trust myself to be accurate

[tiny fractal]

huhhh

[wise pewter]

he was a senior and we were vibing

[proper sail]

bro is just a chill guy

[tiny fractal]

your interviewe sounds chill

[wise pewter]

we both started the same type of busuiness so we just vibed

and talked

[merry sable]

lmao hes a chill guy

[proper sail]

oh shit is nt that like good

senior interviews

[wise pewter]

i got it like

[dark idol]

my uh

interviewer

told me a story about how her and like 9 people

[wise pewter]

last sunday 💀

[dark idol]

were crammed into a tiny car

and got pulled over

[wise pewter]

so we didnt have too much time

[dark idol]

by police

[wise pewter]

no way

[plain rover]

ooh nice

[proper sail]

damn bros in

[dark idol]

for like a broken taillight

or something

lol

[merry sable]

dang

[wise pewter]

nah its because my first interviewer ghosted me

im that guy

[tiny fractal]

bruthaa i didnt even get an interview shfshdf

[wise pewter]

💀

[dark idol]

he is that guy

[proper sail]

oh

[plain rover]

me neither

[dark idol]

hope yall get in

[wise pewter]

it's not like that

[proper sail]

are you intl?

[tiny fractal]

ik i saw you on CC too lol

[proper sail]

sometimes its an availability issue

[wise pewter]

but i feel like it was somewhat good that yale went out of their way tog et me some typa interview but

idk

[tiny fractal]

i'm in the bay area .... so no 😭

[wise pewter]

we'll find out tomorrow

[proper sail]

oh shit

[dark idol]

not to be a debbie downer but my friend from rural washington got an interviewer from utah

[tiny fractal]

i highly doubt there's no yale alum in the bay

[proper sail]

youre the bay area no interview person

im like

[merry sable]

california becomes its own country

[wise pewter]

the lady from admisisons kept telling me that interviews are optional so stop worrying

[tiny fractal]

exactly my point

[proper sail]

95% sure

[wise pewter]

oh yeah if ur worried

[plain rover]

my alabama friend got a bay interviewer

[proper sail]

i spoke to you

[plain rover]

so yeah

[dark idol]

yes

[proper sail]

on reddit

[wise pewter]

the admissions committee told me

[dark idol]

literally

wait

less

[wise pewter]

interviews are optiona

[dark idol]

than

21 hours

straight up

[merry sable]

ifjasdkfsd

[tiny fractal]

oh yeah i remember!

[proper sail]

cuz i was asking about no interviews and someone said they didnt get one from the bay

[merry sable]

im not ready chat 😭

[proper sail]

LMAO

[tiny fractal]

WAIT

IS IT YOU

[plain rover]

so were test scores, and they were kinda lying in 99% of cases then

[dark idol]

aptpt aptpt

aptpt

uh

uh huh uh huh

[merry sable]

uh huh uh huh

[proper sail]

YES LMAO

[dark idol]

i heard a statistic that the acceptance rate for TO kids was 2%

💀

[proper sail]

omggggg

[merry sable]

bulldogs bulldogs bow wow wow

[dark idol]

we are yale

[merry sable]

we are yale

[tiny fractal]

the one i've been chatting with over pm?

[merry sable]

yuhhh

[dark idol]

LMFAO

[plain rover]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXLREps3blw

[merry sable]

chat we are yale AND WE'RE GONNA GET IN

[dark idol]

i have found 3 irls on chance me and college results before

:3

[wise pewter]

if you care

they did say

it was completely optional

[dark idol]

ok tbf that means nothing

[wise pewter]

so dont stress

[dark idol]

they say its not required

[plain rover]

the interview isnt required

[merry sable]

gonna play this on loop

[dark idol]

that doesnt say anything tho

[plain rover]

the indication of them offering one is something though

yeah

[dark idol]

like

[wise pewter]

but they ended up getting me one in the end

which was good but

idk

[dark idol]

idk bro we all need to stfu and do work

[tiny fractal]

it isn't required but them sending an interview means they're hoping to know more about you

[dark idol]

wait

sub 21 hours

[dark idol]

i lowkey might have fumbled my interview

[wise pewter]

itll be funny if i get rejected

[dark idol]

one of the things i said

was

very easily misinterpreted

[wise pewter]

what did you say

[proper sail]

oh then idk

[dark idol]

i did boys state

and

[proper sail]

i think we exchanged in a post

[dark idol]

there's a process where you can sue other delegates right

[tiny fractal]

oh nvm then

[dark idol]

in my state's boys state there were only ever 2 court cases

and both of them

were when i got sued

for shits

[wise pewter]

my interviewer basicalyl said "yeah only yale can offer you what you wanna do" and im like "bro i need to get in first 😭 "

[tiny fractal]

don't worry interviews don't hold that much of a weight in the decision making process

[dark idol]

so i made a one off comment

like yeah

i was nominated

public enemy

no1

at boys state

and she was like

wait hold up what does that mean

[wise pewter]

oh 💀

[dark idol]

and i back pedaled and tried to explain that i am not evil

and my friend js didnt like it when i kept trolling him during his election speeches

[wise pewter]

nah what 😭

[dark idol]

💀

[wise pewter]

boys state is really good tho

[dark idol]

i made a joke during his speech and he

[wise pewter]

most people get into ivys from boys state

[dark idol]

sued me for defamation

and then

during my trial

i was about to win right

cuz it was free

then i purjured myself on the stand

bc i forgot

that i had sworn on the consitution

15 seconds ago

and made a joke about having alzheimers

💀

[dark idol]

one of boys nation delegates committed to darty a few days ago

cool guy

[tiny fractal]

what tf did just read

[wise pewter]

oh dope

[dark idol]

yeah

so they asked me like

[wise pewter]

some yale interview lore

[dark idol]

yk a.m what were u doing on june 1x or whatever

and i said

i forgot

i have alzheimers

jk

[wise pewter]

😭

[tiny fractal]

mhm i see i'm having major fomo rn 😦

[dark idol]

so

i won my trial

then 2 hours later

i get called back

theyre like

yo

u beat the defamation case

[wise pewter]

auto admit gang

[dark idol]

but u purjured urself

so

time to do community service!

and i had to go around after lunch and pick up all the plates

[slender marten]

!yale

[sterile briar]

Yale SCEA Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1734472800:F> in your local time
20 hours, 50 minutes and 50 seconds until the decision date

[plain rover]

gang gang

[tiny fractal]

yes ofc lets stay delulu because it's not like autoadmits are the 2% of applicants lmao

[dark idol]

whatever u g uys r all gonna get in

[wise pewter]

bro my interviewer just kept saying "yeah i fucking hate my major but youd like yale since it offers resources for what you wanna do"

[plain rover]

i am a very 2% kind of guy

[wise pewter]

bro did NOT want to be at yale

[tiny fractal]

I LOVE YOUR OPTIMISM i'm inspired by the delulu here

[thorny flume]

Joining the manifestation train, last day how’re we feeling

[tiny fractal]

what major?

[wise pewter]

he was econ

[plain rover]

this is very projected i think im going to get cooked

[merry sable]

fsldkafjdlskfjdslf

[dark idol]

im top 2% monkeytype i can pull those numbers for yale

frl

[merry sable]

im so delusional

[dark idol]

top 2% monkeytype and into the 0.1% on valorant

[thorny flume]

My interview was so cookie cutter, like it wasn’t bad but it was such a nothing burger 😭

[tiny fractal]

COOKED ROASTED BURNED

[merry sable]

whats your wpm?

[dark idol]

206 10word

[merry sable]

oh damn

[dark idol]

im in the 2% on 15 and 60s

[merry sable]

bro youre cooking

[dark idol]

its like 167

[merry sable]

youre gonna get in

[dark idol]

15s

i could probably get that to 170

if i felt like it

but i dont grind monkeytype

no mo

[merry sable]

dang im like 140 on a great day

[dark idol]

its js grinding

let me pull up my chart

[merry sable]

teach me teh ways 🙏

[dark idol]

meow

[dark idol]

beef with people on discord

and valornat all chat

u get surprisingly good at typing

relaly qiuckly

[tiny fractal]

wait why does the a2c icon look kinda like yale

[plain rover]

wait guys

[tiny fractal]

am i hallucinating

[dark idol]

i tihnk they do that on pnurpose

for

when schools release earlies

[merry sable]

its duke theme lol

[tiny fractal]

FOR YALE?

[dark idol]

oh

[plain rover]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C-iK6AIuGUL/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== this was the matriculations of the directors of an org i help direct now

Instagram

[dark idol]

today is duke

[tiny fractal]

oh

[dark idol]

tmrw will likely be yale

[plain rover]

fsu girl got into dartmouth

[tiny fractal]

or mit

[merry sable]

check the changelogs

[plain rover]

so i mean like

[wise pewter]

im losing my mind bro

[dark idol]

damn

thast massive

[wise pewter]

im so cooked

its over

[dark idol]

yk what else is massive

?

[plain rover]

low taper fade meme

[wise pewter]

the fucking shit comes out tomorropw

[dark idol]

bro

aight

today

[merry sable]

your chances of admission 😎

[wise pewter]

😭

[dark idol]

i walk into apes

[wise pewter]

you're rotted bro

[dark idol]

my friends there on twitter

i like smack the back of his head in like a whats up way

and this dude walks up

and is like

dont lay hands on my king like that

you think you're the king? he's the king

he's massive

yk what else is massive?

the low taper fade meme

im js standing there like dissasociating in disbelief

[plain rover]

how is everyone doing

[dark idol]

ASS

sorry

[merry sable]

tweaking

[slender marten]

!yale

[dark idol]

im doing swimmingly good chap

[sterile briar]

Yale SCEA Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1734472800:F> in your local time
20 hours, 45 minutes and 20 seconds until the decision date

[plain rover]

"shibal"

[dark idol]

ah shibal

shiballllll

[plain rover]

AJHSJHAHSJAJAJJA

HAHSJAJAHAJAJJAJAJJAJJA

this season be sibal

[merry sable]

fellow koreans in chat 💪

[plain rover]

im half korean im not racist

[dark idol]

im not korean

[plain rover]

RACIST

[dark idol]

i js yell shibal in valorant voice chat

im asian

it's chill

[plain rover]

literally delulu stage

[dark idol]

sometimes i say it next to the korean dudes at our school js to see if they turn and look

usually they do

its funny

[merry sable]

loll

[plain rover]

JAHSJAJAJAJ

[dark idol]

ah shibal

[plain rover]

welp this season is

sibal

[dark idol]

real

[merry sable]

frfr

[dark idol]

real and factual

[merry sable]

i concur

[dark idol]

indeed

[plain rover]

once they give me an acceptance

[dark idol]

im cooked

[plain rover]

it wont be sibal

did you get an interview

[merry sable]

yayaya

[dark idol]

my friend told me it would be sick if you were at yale w me today

is that W aura

W aura

W rizz

[plain rover]

yes

[merry sable]

did you also rea to yale?

[plain rover]

nope but

i regret

[dark idol]

you got this

[plain rover]

bro my yale friend started celebrating when i told him i switched my rea from H to Y

[dark idol]

no shibal

❌

[plain rover]

like actually celebrating

[dark idol]

LMFAO

[plain rover]

JAHSJAJAJAJ

[dark idol]

yeah uh

at first i was gonna do

[plain rover]

thats so funny

[dark idol]

stanford rea

then

ed m&t

then ed duke

then rea stanford

then rea yale

[plain rover]

duke L

[dark idol]

real

[plain rover]

Ed duke was a scam

[merry sable]

i thought i was gonna ed to duke but i was like nah

[plain rover]

no one got in

like wth

[merry sable]

dang

[dark idol]

yeah

[plain rover]

im sorry bro

[dark idol]

if ur not legacy or carolinas

u get cooked

in ed

[slender marten]

Is Duke that big of a bloodbath?

[dark idol]

apparently

[plain rover]

i didnt do duke JAHSJAJAJ

[slender marten]

I didn't check the thread

[dark idol]

so was stanford

[merry sable]

wish virginia was an honorary columbia

[plain rover]

JAHSJAJAJA

[dark idol]

my only ed friend got deferred

[plain rover]

i love yale

[dark idol]

she is very stacked and cool

[merry sable]

i heard they made it a lot more instate?

[plain rover]

my tutor is from yale shes so sweet

[merry sable]

dont quote me on that tho, could be wrong

[dark idol]

my yale interviewer works in the same company, same office, same position as my mom

but just

20 years younger

[plain rover]

they have slight preferences for in state

[dark idol]

and several levels junior

it was very funny

[plain rover]

in state finaid is also significantly better at duke

[dark idol]

i doubt that helped

[plain rover]

like id have ed'd if i was in state

[dark idol]

but we thought it was a funny coincidence

[merry sable]

the campus at duke is so pretty tho

ive toured

[dark idol]

so does every private school tbh

[merry sable]

also food is great and some random cs guy paid for my meal 😁

[dark idol]

like stanford takes SO many kids from the bay cuz the yield rate is astronomical

[plain rover]

lowkey like

[dark idol]

same w duke and carolinas

and HYP and the northeast

🤷‍♂️

[plain rover]

i want to make it out the hood somewhere i want to be

[wise pewter]

does yale make sure that the interviewers have similar interests as the person being interviewed

[dark idol]

if i commit to yale

my ig post caption is going to be

[plain rover]

idts

[dark idol]

"asian boy goes from gated community to the hood / yale 29"

[slender marten]

!yale

[sterile briar]

Yale SCEA Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1734472800:F> in your local time
20 hours, 40 minutes and 42 seconds until the decision date

[wise pewter]

because me and my interviewer ran the EXACT same business

which was suspicious asf

[merry sable]

i think its just by region and availability

[dark idol]

yhyhyh

[merry sable]

my interviewer said they didnt even read my app

[thorny flume]

Defo not I’m biochem and my interviewer was a lawyer 😭

[dark idol]

yeah

[proper sail]

which

[dark idol]

they dont

[dark idol]

coconut

brown on the outside

white on the inside

teehee

[wise pewter]

well id dint get alum i got senior and it was like pretty recently

[proper sail]

good shi

[plain rover]

BRUNOOOOOOOO

[merry sable]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[dark idol]

no se habla de bruno

🤫

[marble peak]

Just watched the acceptance video like 10 times please Yale

[proper sail]

bro

[merry sable]

frrrr

[marble peak]

Let me see the bulldogs singing the funny song

[merry sable]

the delusions are wild

[proper sail]

its crazy

[merry sable]

they dance

its great

[proper sail]

im learning the dance if i get in

[plain rover]

no like brown university

lol

[dark idol]

im tryna pull a millie liao - get 800k views on the college decision reaction video when u get into yale and turn it into a successful youtube career w 500k+ subs

[marble peak]

I want to see that video so bad tomorrow

[plain rover]

the mascot

[merry sable]

its really catchy actually lmao 😭

[dark idol]

oh hell nah

im not applying brown

💀

[plain rover]

on god

[proper sail]

real

[plain rover]

loser

[dark idol]

nah

[proper sail]

weed ahhh college

[merry sable]

isnt brown like 7 supps?

[dark idol]

unless yale rea rejects me LMFAO

[marble peak]

Pleeeeeeeease Yale

[dark idol]

i will find a way to copy paste

[merry sable]

and the video thing too

[plain rover]

if yale ACCEPTSme rea im only doing harvard columbia brown RD

[merry sable]

yeah thats a no from me

[plain rover]

typo

LOL

[dark idol]

if yale accepts me im doing the kanye speech in my rxn video

they ask me what i do

if i didnt win

[marble peak]

Tomorrow I’m going to be panicking all day I feel

[dark idol]

shit

i guess we'll never know

[marble peak]

I already feel so scared

[merry sable]

nahnahnah

[dark idol]

i have a physics test to study for

:D

[merry sable]

its gonna be fine chat

[dark idol]

im cooked

[wise pewter]

if yale accepts me im dropping all Fs on my finals

[dark idol]

my ecs are ass

[wise pewter]

idgaf

[marble peak]

I have part 2 of my physics exam tomorrow!

[dark idol]

theyre gonna rescind u foo

💀

[marble peak]

And I have part 1 of my AP Art History exam

[wise pewter]

nah i can still keep As with all Fs 💀

[marble peak]

But we are chilling

[merry sable]

bro im actually so scared of that

like what if i fail my ib exams

[dark idol]

me when middling ec's okay essays

[plain rover]

how r the interviews

[merry sable]

and i get kicked out of all my colleges

[dark idol]

my interview was a singeaporean intl student

she was cool as fuck

[plain rover]

wow

[dark idol]

interviewer

[marble peak]

My ECs aren’t great but I’m hoping my location makes up for it?

[merry sable]

mine was chill but i made the mistake of chugging a coffee before and i was so jittery 💀

[dark idol]

i live near seattle bro this location fries me

[proper sail]

lmao real i just wanna make it out of my country

[dark idol]

💀

[plain rover]

JAHSHHAJJAJA

[marble peak]

Like do they look at you differently if you are from a school that doesn’t go national in a lot?

[dark idol]

i mean

idk

[marble peak]

And my school hasn’t had an Ivy since 2019

I’m really hoping that helped my app

[dark idol]

thats good no

for

lke

geographic diversity lmao

[marble peak]

I’m also Midwest

[dark idol]

washington is a very average state in terms of geography

[marble peak]

Does Ohio help

[dark idol]

it's okay my music taste is elite

yale is missing out

yk ur music taste is good when random ppl start liking ur playlist

[plain rover]

Mine is better 💪

Jeni knows

[marble peak]

Music was one of my essays topics

[plain rover]

Chopped school gng

[marble peak]

I talked about how I have grown in my love for music and connected to others through it

And learned to reclaim it since it was always a part of my life

[plain rover]

Oh nice

[marble peak]

I’m just hoping it didn’t come off as unserious

[dark idol]

nah im js an absolute beast when it comes to good music

[plain rover]

I did a music topic for cornell

It was fun

[marble peak]

Bro what bands

[slender marten]

Bro bands

[dark idol]

uh

like old maroon 5 boy band pop

white girl music

90s hip hop

[marble peak]

David Bowie will always be my number 1 artist

[dark idol]

white girl music from the 90s

[slender marten]

THEY ARE NOT OLD

[dark idol]

i.e like

genie in a bottle

[slender marten]

I saw them live. twice

[marble peak]

I don’t know that kind of stuff but that’s fun

[dark idol]

modern day hip hop

[wise pewter]

what has this conversationt urned into 💀

[plain rover]

Ur take on 90s hip hop?

[dark idol]

uh

[marble peak]

I’m more of a classic rock and post punk kind of guy

[dark idol]

california love goated

ny state of mind goated

[slender marten]

love me hate me ... all of you want to seek amy...

[plain rover]

K-otix do you wanna be an mc

[marble peak]

My pfp is the lead singer of my favorite band 🥳

[plain rover]

Godfather don do my thing

[dark idol]

nas the type of guy to say "idk how to start this shit" and then spit on the most angelic beat for 5 minutes straight

[merry sable]

DAVID BOWIE MENTION !!!

[marble peak]

HE IS SO GOOD STATION TO STATION AND ZIGGY STARDUST MY BELOVED

[merry sable]

FKDJFKDJF

ROCK N ROLL SUICIDE MY BELOVED 🤩

[dark idol]

how valid am i guys

[merry sable]

also labyrinth was a fire movie my king he slayed

[dark idol]

nvm there are some asscan songs on here

most are aight tho

[marble peak]

Station to Station makes me feel like I live far away and dress cool

[slender marten]

you need "Candy Shop" cover by the Dan Band

[dark idol]

yk whats the best cover ever

[marble peak]

Five Years

[dark idol]

frank ocean cover of

hotel california

[marble peak]

My favorite

@merry sable thoughts on earlier Bowie stuff?

Like the second self-titled and Man Who Sold the World

[dark idol]

thoughts on chances of acceptance to Yale university?

[marble peak]

WE ARE ALL GETTING IN

[dark idol]

shit im notn getting in

💀

[merry sable]

man who sold the world is SO GOOD

[marble peak]

Yale if you let me in I will yap about music all day 🥳

[merry sable]

i actually first heard that song through the nirvana cover lol

[proper sail]

guys

https://magic-8ball.com/

[marble peak]

Width of a Circle

[proper sail]

what does the 8ball say?

[marble peak]

Hard Rock David Bowie goes hard

[proper sail]

(the delusion is overtaking me)

[dark idol]

fuck me

💀

[merry sable]

im cooking chat 🔥

[marble peak]

Good thing that’s superstition

[proper sail]

nah shit doesnt work anyway

[marble peak]

Live with hope!

[dark idol]

ok defer - > accept is real

[merry sable]

whyd i screenshot it so zoomed...

[marble peak]

Bro I seem like I pulled that straight out of an inspirational quote book to start your day

[tiny fractal]

outlook good!

[dark idol]

bro

if i get deferred

im gonna like

actually lose it

[proper sail]

hell yeah we're all getting in

[dark idol]

at least reject me

or accept me

[tiny fractal]

deferred isn't bad

[dark idol]

i do not like being an option

[tiny fractal]

rejection is worse

[dark idol]

defer is like

[marble peak]

I really want to get in

[proper sail]

deferred isnt bad but i dont wanna write more supps 😭

[tiny fractal]

being straight up rejected

[marble peak]

We all will get in

[proper sail]

if i get into yale im literally withdrawing all apps

[tiny fractal]

means they don't want you

[dark idol]

ur the person ur crush texts back at 2:30 am bc nobody else is texting back

[marble peak]

I’ll apply to a few still I think

[dark idol]

like yeah u might be locked in in 2 months

[marble peak]

But only a few

[dark idol]

but its cuz the other mf

didnt want them back

[plain rover]

JAHJJAJAJA

[dark idol]

u are like their 200th option

[marble peak]

Please let me join admitted student Discord Yale

[proper sail]

oh shit we got a new guy!

[dark idol]

its like ur crush only responds to u past 11pm

[tiny fractal]

WHO

[dark idol]

do u really want that

[proper sail]

the korean guy

i just noticed

[merry sable]

lmao another one has joined the yale thread >:D

[sonic rune]

My friend got in Yale rea and then also got into Harv and Princeton and went to Yale

[tiny fractal]

oh hi there!

[proper sail]

welcome

[marble peak]

Alright guys I need to go to bed I wake up at 4

[dark idol]

good

[tiny fractal]

welcome to our dooming

[plain rover]

i love yale

id do that too

[dark idol]

my friend decommitted from mit to go to yale

[merry sable]

thats gonna be me 💪

[dark idol]

so baller

my king

[plain rover]

yale is so cute

[marble peak]

And I already know it’s gonna be hard to sleep tonight

But swim practice is calling

[plain rover]

whens yale

tomorrow?

[dark idol]

if i get into yale rea the only way i decommit is if stanford lets me in

sorry not sorry

[tiny fractal]

yes tomorrow

[merry sable]

you got this chat

[plain rover]

damn

wth

[proper sail]

damn

im a diehard yale stan

[tiny fractal]

damn

[plain rover]

hi chat

[proper sail]

live laugh love yale

[marble peak]

Just one more sleep and practice until Yale

[plain rover]

how the fuck are we on magic 8 balls now

i think all ivies admitted a lot

ive been gone for 5 minutes

duke just tripping this time

[dark idol]

i applied rea to yale bc stanford freshmen told me to not do rea stanford

fire

[tiny fractal]

y'all should try tarot

[dark idol]

💀

[proper sail]

LMAO

uhhhh

[tiny fractal]

why

[dark idol]

my friends mom tarot cards said he was getting into yale

[proper sail]

sorry...

[merry sable]

we're delusionals

[marble peak]

I was sitting on the bus on the way home from swim meet the other day just imagining acceptance, please make it happen Yale 🥳

[plain rover]

JAHSHHSHAJJAJJA

[dark idol]

"easier for cs majors"

[tiny fractal]

cooll

[merry sable]

gotta feed the delusions

[tiny fractal]

oh ok

[plain rover]

yeap

im in the stage of denial and delusional

[merry sable]

bulldogs bulldogs bow wow wow WE ARE YALE RAHHHH

[dark idol]

i'm listening to ken carson when i open it

yale by ken carson

[plain rover]

JAHSJJAJAJAJAJ

[dark idol]

i listened to it when i submitted

[tiny fractal]

i'd love to see dancing bulldogs tomorrow

[dark idol]

and i have to listen to it when i open

good luck

[plain rover]

r u all doing reaction videos

[plain rover]

guys am i stupid for thinking im getting in tomorrow

[dark idol]

full circle

[proper sail]

the tarot cards are right

[proper sail]

NO!!!

[marble peak]

Goodnight fellas

[dark idol]

yh

[merry sable]

yuh

[plain rover]

thats good

[proper sail]

youre not stupid

[marble peak]

We got this!!!

[tiny fractal]

no we're all getting in, remember?

[proper sail]

youre right

[plain rover]

true

its like judgement from yale but

a good one

[proper sail]

i sure hope so 😭

[plain rover]

/uj i mean deadass

[tiny fractal]

AUTOADMIT GANG!!

[plain rover]

damn

/rj YEAH WE ARE ALL GETTING IN

yall r brave

[proper sail]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[tiny fractal]

I SAY AUTO

[proper sail]

WHAT THE FUCK

[tiny fractal]

YOU SAY?

[proper sail]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[merry sable]

we'll meet tomorrow after our acceptances to talk more about bowie 🫡

[tiny fractal]

ADMIT

[marble peak]

Nah I’m shaking a bit we’re chilling

[proper sail]

THE TAROT CARDS BRUH 😭

[plain rover]

#getting in1000

[plain rover]

JAHSHAJJJAJAJJAJAJJAJJA

[proper sail]

LMAO WTF

[plain rover]

shaking a bit no

[proper sail]

I DIDNT EXPECT THIS TO FUCKING

[marble peak]

In the accepted students Discord 🥳🥳🥳

[plain rover]

ADMIT

shaking A LOT

[merry sable]

me when no portal astrology so i real astrology

[tiny fractal]

THIS ISPERFECT YOU'RE GETTING IN MIC

[plain rover]

HAHSJAJAJA

[proper sail]

THIS IS FALSE HOPE 😭

[merry sable]

the stars have aligned

[plain rover]

i refuse to see portal stuff

like shut it

idc

i dont want to inspect my portal

[proper sail]

yeah ong

[plain rover]

and then go cry

[tiny fractal]

see y'all in the groupme

[plain rover]

like dont ask me

[proper sail]

i havent opened my portal since like late nov

[plain rover]

no fr

its stupid

[proper sail]

are you from korea?

[plain rover]

yep

[proper sail]

another fellow intl? 🥺

YES

HOLY YES

ANOTHER INTL

[merry sable]

whoaoaoaoa

[plain rover]

JAHSJAJAJAJAJAJA

i want yale

[proper sail]

real

[plain rover]

even if yale doesnt want me

its ok

i want u

[proper sail]

oh hows the whole martial law going

[merry sable]

yaleyaleyaleyaleyaleyayle plplspsplsplsplspls

[plain rover]

has to go through the

[merry sable]

the prez got impeached :D

[plain rover]

voting

[proper sail]

ive read news but i want an insider perspective

[proper sail]

HELL YEAHHH

[plain rover]

parliament got through

but i think theres one more step left

[proper sail]

the protests worked 🔥

[plain rover]

but i dont care about the crazy guy

[proper sail]

bro its so nice i saw a reddit pic

[plain rover]

i care about college

TLDR, i should trust my intuitions, ill have peace afterwards, and ill learn from past lessons

[merry sable]

ok but why do the protests look so cool

[proper sail]

about the protesters cleaning up after

[plain rover]

JAHSHHJJHAHJAJHJHAJHA

[merry sable]

its literally just concerts

[plain rover]

FR

[proper sail]

and there were like piles of trash bags

[merry sable]

lmao the hermit

[proper sail]

all neat and tidy

[merry sable]

idk what tarot cards mean

[plain rover]

i know

[proper sail]

i wish we could be that civil

[plain rover]

we r getting in

even if a poop tarot comes out

[proper sail]

same LMAO

[plain rover]

which im guessing means

1. when i dreamed i got into yale 2 years ago before i knew what yale was im right
2. my intuition that im getting in
3. i shouldnt look into portal astrology because its always wrong

that means that yale will poop acceptances

[proper sail]

i just searched up "tarot cards online"

[merry sable]

what if i get the fool 💀

the hanged man 😭

[plain rover]

that means u fooled other colleges

by getting into

yale

slay

[plain rover]

theyll send you a vid of admissions laughing at ur app

[merry sable]

ohhhh frfr

[merry sable]

...

[plain rover]

BECAUS EITS SOO GOOD

ONG

JASHJAJAJAJAJ

[merry sable]

fLFKJDSLFK

[plain rover]

yea ofc

[slender marten]

!yale

[sterile briar]

Yale SCEA Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1734472800:F> in your local time
20 hours, 21 minutes and 54 seconds until the decision date

[proper sail]

yo i got the hermit too lmao

[plain rover]

why wont yale want us

[plain rover]

um

[merry sable]

exactly

[plain rover]

this has to stop

[proper sail]

bro are you a bot or a person

[plain rover]

why isnt giving seconds

[merry sable]

please no

[plain rover]

this is crazy

[proper sail]

this is like the 50th time you req'ed yale

[merry sable]

my brain cant take this

[slender marten]

I'm a pinochio

[plain rover]

princeton alum so both

[proper sail]

LMAO

[merry sable]

are you a man or a muppet

[plain rover]

JAHSHAJJAJAJJAJAJJ

its crazy

[slender marten]

turing tste me

[plain rover]

but i think we r okay

i think yale wants us

ayo qhasti if i dont get in can you review my essays if you have time

[merry sable]

lol go fill out a captcha

[plain rover]

i swear i will take the feedback

wel come and yale come rhymes

[tough reef]

wait im intl too HELLO INTL PEOPLE

[plain rover]

so

yes

[merry sable]

big brain

[plain rover]

❤️

[proper sail]

NAWWW THIS IS CRIMINAL

[slender marten]

nah, that's my training data. don't f with it

[proper sail]

THIS IS INSANE WORK LMAOOOO

[plain rover]

JASHJAJAJAJAJAAJ

[proper sail]

<3

[plain rover]

r all of ur sats

[proper sail]

which intl are you?

[plain rover]

1500 above

[slender marten]

1590

[merry sable]

i did act 😁

[plain rover]

36 first att

[tough reef]

canada

[plain rover]

no study

😁

damn

[merry sable]

...

[proper sail]

YOOOOOOOOOO

FELLOW CANADIAN

[plain rover]

why flex so hard

[proper sail]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[merry sable]

tf

[proper sail]

WHATS GOOD

[plain rover]

im in depression

[plain rover]

im sorry

[tough reef]

YESSS HEYYYY

[tough reef]

STRESSED!

HBU

[merry sable]

youre cracked bro youre gonna get in

[proper sail]

SAME LMAO

ANXIOUS AF

[plain rover]

thats not even my final flex 😈

[plain rover]

its ok

[slender marten]

cuz robots aren't perfect 😿

[plain rover]

no

i deny

i refuse to listen

[plain rover]

176 lsat on practice w/o study first try

[plain rover]

its ok yale is

[merry sable]

are you radiant in valorant (i dont play val so idk if thats the right terminology)

[plain rover]

damn

[slender marten]

https://tenor.com/view/lr-int-ssbe-vegeta-vegeta-super-saiyan-blue-evolution-revive-final-explosion-gif-14005285194707029381

[plain rover]

no im fucking ass

ur getting in

[proper sail]

just apply to yls atp bro

[plain rover]

LOL

idk what ur doing here

[proper sail]

why do you even need college

[plain rover]

u should be getting ready to throw a party

[plain rover]

nah im going for HLS for more flexibility (idk if i want to do clerkships forever) and an existent social scene

also like

[proper sail]

yeah fair

[merry sable]

bruh are you some grad student in disguise

[plain rover]

can u give me ur stats

although

id take CCN with full ride over HLS

i think then yale will tell me yalecome

and ill be happy

like if i get hamilton or ruby im outta here

[merry sable]

yalecome 😭

[dark idol]

SYHMP

[plain rover]

i fucking wish

[dark idol]

i dont make the rules

[plain rover]

JAHSHAHHSJAJJJAA

[dark idol]

actually i do

[plain rover]

ill make a shirt of it

[dark idol]

i am objectively right

[proper sail]

@tough reef which province are you from?

[merry sable]

GIMMEEE

yalecome to yale :D

[tough reef]

ON

you?

[plain rover]

once we get in

https://www.reddit.com/r/chanceme/comments/1hebjv8/crashing_out_over_rea_lets_see_what_reddit_thinks/ @plain rover stats

our motto will be

[proper sail]

YOOOO

[plain rover]

yalecome to yale

[proper sail]

dude ive seen so many BC kids

[plain rover]

um

[tough reef]

REALLY

[plain rover]

what

[tough reef]

eww

[proper sail]

no ON kids at all

[plain rover]

why r u making me even more depressed

[tough reef]

ontario ftw

[merry sable]

wtf

chat am i cooked

[plain rover]

u asked for it

[slender marten]

cracked Toronto kids

[plain rover]

...

[proper sail]

are you from toronto?

[plain rover]

im not reading it

bc

also im from alabama so giga hook

LOL

ill fall into

depression

[tough reef]

nah ottawa

[merry sable]

THE FLEX RAHHH

[plain rover]

damn

[proper sail]

wagwan crodieeee

[proper sail]

dang

[tough reef]

too many cracked toronto people it makes me sad

JENI HEYY

[plain rover]

im hoping my geographics help

[plain rover]

brodie shut your ass up that was so dess fam styll

the sat average here is 1100 tho

JAHSJAJAJJAJJA

[proper sail]

STOP

BRO STOP

STOP

THATS NOT ME

STOP

[tough reef]

HELP YOUR NAME GETS LONGER EVERY DAY

[plain rover]

latin america

[plain rover]

i can do the accent irl and i do do the accent irl 😈

[proper sail]

HOW DOES THIS GET TO ALABAMA

WHAT THE FUCK

[plain rover]

cityboyjj interviews

LOL

[proper sail]

HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS GET ALL THE WAY DOWN TO ALABAMA

LMAO CITY BOY JJ

😭

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[plain rover]

JAHHSAJAJJJ

[proper sail]

HES NOT ME

IM NOT HIM

THAT IS AN OUTLIER SAMPLE

bro ong i hate my people for that

the fucking

fake ass thugs

[tough reef]

w4eudfniewkjf

[proper sail]

ong we got like 12 yr olds acting like they got opps

only opp they got is bedtime istfg

[merry sable]

also is your username supposed to be like 6ix9ine?

[plain rover]

JAHSHAJJAJJA

[proper sail]

you walk into like a burger king and theres like a group of 12 yr olds wearing Scheisties

[plain rover]

no way u actually read

the whole thing

[plain rover]

yeah i made it when i was 12

lol

fucking reddit doesnt let u change user

[merry sable]

dang

[proper sail]

LMAO

rip

[plain rover]

JAJSHAJJAJA

lowkey not the worst name

its ok

[proper sail]

how does one make a reddit account at 12

[plain rover]

its givingn yelcome

[proper sail]

thats crazy

[plain rover]

ur name is something yale will like ❤️

[proper sail]

ive only started like last year

[plain rover]

step 1. go to a stem school with a load of asians
step 2.

[proper sail]

fair

[plain rover]

or i did

and then i moved to AL

and now

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/626597303028940810/1175566661907124274/andrewtatefart__-_1725891836919562403.gif

long story short dont move here

[plain rover]

did u not?

u asked for it...

[proper sail]

alabama

[plain rover]

no