Yale University (2024-2025)

[crisp tendon]

Lh my god

[cedar kettle]

i mean they just give you a folder and a poster though

[hearty tangle]

welcome to yale as in the acceptance package?

[crisp tendon]

yale food looks so good

[plain rover]

i think so

[cedar kettle]

like yale doesn't really have an acceptance package

[plain rover]

they have like a folder

[weak lotus]

it is i cant lie

[hearty tangle]

youtube

[plain rover]

or whatever idk it looks like a folder

[weak lotus]

did u not get one bc u got off wl?

[cedar kettle]

no i got the folder

[plain rover]

YESSS

[cedar kettle]

i got the acceptnace package

[crisp tendon]

driest alfredo ive ever eaten

[plain rover]

i want one toooooooooo

[cedar kettle]

its just like, a folder and a poster like it isn't really a package its just a bunch of informational packets

[vague shale]

https://tenor.com/view/lit-fam-dab-dabbing-white-gif-14822213529026539935

[cedar kettle]

still cant believe everyone thought i was white smh

[plain rover]

I WANT THOSE

[weak lotus]

holy

[plain rover]

I WILL KEEP THEM FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

[crisp tendon]

this is so real they dont salt anything im bringing swasoning from home🙁

[vague shale]

YOU'RE NOT WHITE???

[crisp tendon]

they dont even salt eggs

[weak lotus]

yeah true

[cedar kettle]

DID NO ONE THINK I WAS POC

[vague shale]

Nah

[cedar kettle]

NOT A SINGLE SOUL?

[crisp tendon]

Somehow they managed to makenfresh garlic bread soggy

[crisp tendon]

I DID

[plain rover]

i literally had a cady from mean girls moment tdy someone asked me how im white if im from africa

[vague shale]

I also aint paying for no meal plan if I have to still bring seasoning

[weak lotus]

im sorry

[cedar kettle]

TY MIMI

[weak lotus]

whats your ethnicity @cedar kettle

[cedar kettle]

im chinese

[plain rover]

https://tenor.com/view/mean-girls-karen-gif-9300765

[weak lotus]

my apologies twin

[plain rover]

🤤

[crisp tendon]

the moment its sophomore yr im downgrading to the 2 meals a day plan

[plain rover]

respectfully btw

[vague shale]

Damn we get that from the get-go

[cedar kettle]

issok im joking lol. at most im mildly surprised

[cedar kettle]

uhhh?

[plain rover]

ive gone crazy

[weak lotus]

lemme put u on

[plain rover]

im no longer a sane person

[plain rover]

i never was but im even worse now

[crisp tendon]

Stop inloce this sauce

[weak lotus]

ITS SO GOOD RIGHT

[vague shale]

Melinda's is the goat

[crisp tendon]

YES

[vague shale]

I aint ever had the black truffle tho

[weak lotus]

its gonna save me freshman yr

[weak lotus]

tap tf in

[cedar kettle]

ok imma go actually pack now goodbye blair and vv

[crisp tendon]

BYEE ASTER

[weak lotus]

are you moving in already???

[plain rover]

GOOD LUCK ASTER

[hearty tangle]

im gonna need this

[cedar kettle]

no im just sick of having a pile of stuff next to my suitcase 😭

[plain rover]

YK WHAT THEY SAY PACK LIGHT

[hearty tangle]

bye aster

fr

[crisp tendon]

apparently once williams trued to make venezuelan food and they said it didnt even resemble venezuelan food.

[plain rover]

STAY TIGHT?? IDK??

[hearty tangle]

PACK HALF OF WHAT YOU THINK YOU NEED

[weak lotus]

its actually so so good

[plain rover]

😭

[hearty tangle]

this will keep me alive in london

[weak lotus]

how many pants/shirts do yall think i need for college

[plain rover]

guys

[weak lotus]

im thibking like 8-10? and like 3-4 sweaters

[hearty tangle]

yah

[plain rover]

when you hear the name yale what is the kind of appearance that u think of

[hearty tangle]

what name

[plain rover]

give me full details

[plain rover]

YALE srry

[hearty tangle]

ohhh

[vague shale]

You need navy, black, khaki trousrs

[hearty tangle]

yale to me is blue

like sky blue

[weak lotus]

valid

[hearty tangle]

lol

[weak lotus]

karsten how many suits do i bring? 2?

[vague shale]

jeans
green casual
brown casual

[plain rover]

NO LIEK IF A SINGULAR PERSON WERE TO BE YALE ITSELF

[hearty tangle]

ohhh

[vague shale]

you need barely need one suit

[hearty tangle]

yale to me has always been a blonde girl with blue eyes idk

[plain rover]

i keepthinkign about like a dirty blonde

STOPPPPPPPPPP

no bc lowkey same a dirty nlonde white or mixed girl

[weak lotus]

i dont wanna use the same suit for like different formals

[plain rover]

prolly dark blue eyes

[hearty tangle]

but then the ppl ik who got into yale irl are complete opposite of what i think of yale 😭

[crisp tendon]

Yale would be a ginger

[weak lotus]

first month i have a black mens event then a black student body event

[vague shale]

I aint even go to formals like that

also student org formals are not formal

they're pre-gamed

[weak lotus]

😭😭😭

[plain rover]

harvard is the most ginger giving ivy leagye nuh uh

[hearty tangle]

real

harvard is either ginger or brunette

[plain rover]

upenn is literally a brunette white frat boy

[crisp tendon]

i see half of the ivy league as ginger

[vague shale]

0 league schools are ginger

[hearty tangle]

darty i actually don’t have a person for

[plain rover]

theyre so personalityless

[vague shale]

darty and yale could be blonde

[plain rover]

thats why

[hearty tangle]

darty can be like the

[crisp tendon]

darty gives brunette

[vague shale]

columbia is black hair
everyone else is brunette

[hearty tangle]

blonde sports quiet kid

[plain rover]

no i think the blondes ar yale and columbia

[hearty tangle]

columbia black hair is accurate

what is cornell

[plain rover]

nOOO WHAT

[plain rover]

brunette girl with freckles

[hearty tangle]

IDK COLUMBIA IS DEF A BLACK HAIR FOR ME

same with brown

[vague shale]

brown could also be black hair

[crisp tendon]

cornell is a man

[hearty tangle]

darty is also a man icl

[plain rover]

i thought of cornell as like a quiet soft girl

[plain rover]

100%

princeton is too masculine to be a girl

[vague shale]

yeah darty gives frat bro to me

oh i forgot about pton
that's black hair too

[plain rover]

princeton isnt white

[hearty tangle]

idk abt princeton enough to have a person for it sorry 😭

[plain rover]

i just know its a POC guy

[hearty tangle]

but princeton i usually associate with business kid

[vague shale]

princeton is not poc

[plain rover]

whynot

[vague shale]

princeton is much too elitist for that

[hearty tangle]

yah they do give elitist vibes icl

[plain rover]

then all ivies r white bc theyre like elitist legacy btches

[hearty tangle]

OK THIS

I SEE THE KATE SPADE

[plain rover]

no name brand is crazy 💀

[hearty tangle]

AND THE SPEERY

[plain rover]

no bc why r brown ppl so chill

[vague shale]

Yeah they are

[vague shale]

We have a good admissions department

[plain rover]

every single brown student i know ischill asf

[plain rover]

it might be the weed too

its prolly the chill artsy vibve

i wnana nap ebfore my yale student forum chat gn i hope i wake up 2my alarm

[vague shale]

That and that too
We have just about everything

[plain rover]

yale still solos

yale ppl r chill sf and artsy too

theyre justbetter

[plain vessel]

hah that’s funny

[vague shale]

Guys I found it 💀

ivies as OCs

[plain rover]

u go to the most elitist school there is in the t10/20

[vague shale]

Stanford the t20

[plain rover]

stanford literally seems to be picking all full pays somehow i dotn think i ever saw an aid (intl) stanford person whos not an athlete

[vague shale]

Stanford lowkey good at everything

[plain rover]

is this havrard or brown

[vague shale]

Duke of the west coast

[plain rover]

waste coast

[vague shale]

Guess

[plain rover]

he looks brown

but the bckground could be both harvard and brown lowkey does brown now have a red ish building too

whatever ths is

[plain vessel]

yes exactly full pay internationals fund domestic startups

it’s a proven model

also the people are not elitist lol they’re j rich

if they’re elitist they go to harv

[plain rover]

if i were to assign sexes to eacj ivy id aay
Brown University. Male
Columbia University. Male
Cornell University. Female
Dartmouth College. Male
Harvard University. Female
Princeton University. Male
University of Pennsylvania. Male
Yale University. Female

theres a gebder ratio problem here

F:M 3:5 doesnt sit right with me but it is what it is

[plain rover]

ok but thy also need o get in

i feel liek stanford is just ppl with start ups they funded with daddys money and then some athletes

the 2 genders of stanford

[dusk solar]

why is corn female

[plain vessel]

It’s rlly not lol

[plain vessel]

they usually do

[vague shale]

God the blasphemy kills me

[vague shale]

Female corn and male Brown is all I need to hear to know you aint know the league

[plain rover]

bc it is

[plain rover]

ngl they could be cornell male brown female too

i also can’t rly decide on harvard but yale is 💯 a gorgeous gorgeous girl

[dusk solar]

brown - female
columbia - female
cornell - male
dartmouth - male
harvard - john
princeton - female
upenn - gender neutral
yale - female

[dry talon]

fuck did i just walk into

[dusk solar]

yale is pregnant

tell her congratulations

[dry talon]

you will start coughing in 2 days

[plain rover]

john is my favorite sex

[dusk solar]

i dont wish to have sex with john

[plain rover]

upenn is a guy

[plain rover]

who did that to her

[dusk solar]

harvard duh

[plain rover]

JOHN FUCKED YALE???

[dusk solar]

yeah]

[tawdry fern]

stop

[plain rover]

whatever u say bbg

[tawdry fern]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thumbs-up-cat-thumbs-up-meme-stock-image-gif-27117830

[plain rover]

the most pregnant ivy is brown but she’s not stressed about it she’s chill with it

she’s doing all the natural stuff with like herbal teas and shit

why’s brown so chill

anyway wi need to sleep fr gn i’ll let you guys know

[plain rover]

ik damn well there’s some fucked up fanfic about this

would that even be called a fanfic

[dusk solar]

we do not discuss the r34

[vague shale]

What the fuck

[plain rover]

it’s not yale

[plain vessel]

We need mods in here

[tawdry fern]

yea fr
keep it sane pls

[vague shale]

@pallid geode can you ban her please

[tawdry fern]

or i increase cooldown

[honest lynx]

!think

Sob

There

[real dagger]

john the best gender

[cedar kettle]

what am i reading

how do i make it stop

[cedar kettle]

i think we destroy this thread and start over clean slate so i never have to see those messages again /j

[tawdry fern]

truly tempting fr

[real dagger]

pretty sure carly said she considered this 💀

[solemn condor]

its always yale 💀

[cedar kettle]

ok tbf this is just general 3 atp most people here are not related to yale lol

[vague shale]

and will never be

[dry talon]

shout out to john fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

[ionic lagoon]

headcanoning college genders is wild

[thorny mortar]

GWNDER NEUTRAL

[elfin sky]

Huh

Guys let’s not do pregnant sex thanks

Idk who did chat cd

[cedar kettle]

uh

[elfin sky]

I meant discussions about pregnant ivies and sex

[cedar kettle]

oh

i did not read that correctly at all

[elfin sky]

That’s alright

[dusk solar]

L

[elfin sky]

Honestly shep may be a troll but he don’t fall in love with nobody

[merry current]

Penn is so male, brown is fluid

[tawdry fern]

!sani

[cedar kettle]

is it yale

please say its yale i need to know if my propaganda has worked

[solemn condor]

Princeton is male bruh

Whoever says Princeton is female should be imprisoned for heresy

[dusk solar]

pls star

[dusk solar]

trueee

[lean zenith]

maybe it sounds like that because of the word "prince"

[solemn condor]

Nah I basically live on campus this summer and the vibe is so male

[cedar kettle]

well dont do that

no school is worth that level of dehydration

lowkey thought this would be me last year with brown but in reality i only felt bad for like, 10 minutes

[elfin sky]

wtf

I feel betrayed aster. I’m sad now

[cedar kettle]

im sorry ave </3

i revoke my previous statement

[elfin sky]

It’s okay anyway like who wants to click the star

We’re at 6

[cedar kettle]

there its all fixed now

[elfin sky]

NOOOOO

IQAIT IT WAS FUNNY IM SORRY

[cedar kettle]

welp nvm then im retyping my message

[cedar kettle]

EVERYONE STAR THIS

AVE HAS CONSENTED

why are we on cooldown again 😭

[trim sundial]

why, you ask

[cedar kettle]

indeed, i do

(was it the personified colleges)

[trim sundial]

possibly

[cedar kettle]

sigh

[tawdry fern]

three letters

ur welcome

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thumbs-up-cat-thumbs-up-meme-stock-image-gif-27117830

[dark idol]

theres legit nothing u can do about it

like some stuff is just out of ur control lol

[dark idol]

i feel like princeton is a man no

[dusk solar]

the names pretentious, therefore-

[dark idol]

pretentious name + very stem heavy

[vague shale]

don't cry yale is mid

cry for brown tho

[dusk solar]

cry your ass out

[plain rover]

brown=poop

they literally study nothing but poop at brown

that’s actually what makes it my secret dream school

[dusk solar]

fuck no im gonna cry tears of joy

[cedar kettle]

let me be happy :(

BOOO yale on top

[left anchor]

im gonna go to mark and hannah and hold them hostage

because they were supposed to get me in tf

sorry yale solos

[dusk solar]

🗣️

[cedar kettle]

fine

[cedar kettle]

yale supremacy 💪

[cerulean crypt]

NOT HANNAH AND MARK KWBSSBSJSBS

lit rally binging their podcasts rn

[twilit seal]

should i be worried about new haven because rn it’s scaring me from applying🚶🏽‍♀️

[cerulean crypt]

whats wrong with new haven?

[tough parcel]

i think it has a reputation for being dangerous

not saying i believe that but i've heard people say it

[unborn sundial]

Really?

Interesting

[twilit seal]

apparently so🥲

[plain vessel]

Me and Chris heard gunshots there @weak lotus

[tough parcel]

yeah from what i understand it has a fairly high crime rate for a city of its size

[unborn sundial]

How integrated into the city is Yale?

[tough parcel]

but idk i feel like people say that stuff about lots of cities

chicago comes to mind

people act like it's GTA

but if you've ever lived in a city and know how to be smart then you're probably gonna be fine especially at the places that college students are going to frequent

people wouldn't go to these schools if they were all getting shot there

[tawdry fern]

Yea it can be unsafe

But guess what’s the safest college in the us

[tough parcel]

at the cost of living in indiana

[unborn sundial]

Yeah that's one worry I have looking at these more urban schools

[tawdry fern]

😔

[unborn sundial]

I think an urban environment would be great/the few times I do get to go into the city I really like it, but idk anything about safety in a city

Don't think we've ever even locked our door

[dusk solar]

berkeley

[tough parcel]

in most cities a lot of the violent crime is contained to certain areas and can be attributed to stuff like drugs and gang violence

[dusk solar]

not in berkeley, there's no crime everywhere

[tough parcel]

so if you don't frequent those areas (especially at night) and don't get involved in shady stuff then you'll be much safer

in my city something like 75% to 80% of all violent crime is gang related (according to the county govt at least)

[unborn sundial]

Ah ok, that's not too hard

[tough parcel]

also just keeping your wits about you

like don't go around flaunting expensive valuables

pay attention to your surroundings

know when a situation might be dicey and it's time to go

[cedar kettle]

eh most yalies tell me that most people just dont leave campus anyways and campus police is everywhere so its not actually that bad

[dusk solar]

there's no crime in berkeley 🦅

i also come from a dangerous city

it's called san francisco

no matter what you do you're probably fucked so leave as quick as you can

not many guns though! (they carry knives and such instead)

yes

gang crimes are located in oakland

[plain rover]

Yale would probably be better than Harvard if it weren’t for location

[plain vessel]

Def not

[plain rover]

Poop

[twilit seal]

that's reassuring

[elfin sky]

Average compton kid

[sharp hound]

yeah people never say anything about las vegas being dangerous cuz they don't gaf

but everyone wanna act like all of chicago is o-block

[tough parcel]

yeah i wonder what the difference could be

i guess we’ll never know ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[sharp hound]

new haven is fine just don't be a dumbass 😂

[cedar kettle]

Who voted no 😠

[dusk solar]

my bad aster

[plain rover]

good morning yale chat

SOLAR!!!!!!!

time to spend another day being absolutely obsessed with a school 🥰

[trim sundial]

[plain rover]

GUYS i posted a cf story poll on ig

everyone said i give yale vibes except for one troll mf who said bowdoin and another girlie with harvard

😊 im so yale bound

[trim ermine]

hmph

thats

[plain rover]

LMFAOJSBSJA

[trim ermine]

you do you

making the jump from discord to personal instagram kinda crazyyy

[plain rover]

i just conducted a scientific research addressing this

[dusk solar]

you give mcdonalds vibes + peaked in high school

it's okay youll do well

[cedar kettle]

BOOO

[plain rover]

no bc i post on my cf stories about college sometimes so my besties know

[dusk solar]

have you done your caps

[cedar kettle]

Shep how do I become more like you

[trim ermine]

i only ever spoke in person with people about it

[trim ermine]

you dont have it in you sozzy

[plain rover]

almost done

[dusk solar]

what why would you willingly do this

[trim ermine]

shep is iconic... youre...

aster!

[plain rover]

not everybody can be aster

[cedar kettle]

How do I become more mean to rising seniors </3

[cedar kettle]

Not an icon I see smh

[dusk solar]

oh this is easy

[plain rover]

most of my mfs live in europe and im in south africa rn can’t talk to them in person 💔

[dusk solar]

head to the #📝-essays channel then offer to read their essay

then delete the entire thing and say "restart it, this entire essay sucks"

[trim ermine]

i know a guy named lufthansa

[cedar kettle]

I…have come dangerously close to this already

[dusk solar]

WHERE DID THAT COME FORM

so tempted

[plain rover]

i know a guy named broke

that guy is me !!!

[cedar kettle]

I feel like I’m the only prefrosh not pulling my weight when it comes to bullying the youngins sigh

[trim ermine]

channel your inner free checked bag

[dusk solar]

wow no way

[plain rover]

im not gonna get a visa and pay for all that shit hust to talk about college or sth with them irl 😭

[dusk solar]

learning from experience i see good job im proud of you

[trim ermine]

!chance blair 4 yale

wait

[plain rover]

☹️

[trim ermine]

silly bot doesnt work in threads

carlllll

[plain rover]

@sterile briar

can it not come here when i ping it lmfao

[trim ermine]

i dont think its updated to do so

[plain rover]

aster

silliman buttery review when

@cedar kettle

just move in already smh

[cedar kettle]

bruh move in is in 12 days i haven't even packed

[plain rover]

no you got this fr how many luggages are you planning to bring

[cedar kettle]

3????

[plain rover]

sounds reasonable

[dry talon]

this is gonna be me

[livid fossil]

You aren’t??

[real dagger]

tell everyone theyre ngmi

[real dagger]

i am the opposite i am so packed

[dry talon]

i’m fr gonna pack the day before

i can see it now

[sharp terrace]

ngl I wouldnt mind that

[plain rover]

im prolly gonna pack 2 months in advance and overpack 😁🔥

why aren’t we done with the cooldown

[sharp terrace]

im prolly gonna sleep properly in that summer

for the first time or the adrenaline will keep me up all the time

[plain rover]

imma be traveling around idgaf about sleep

EURO SUMMER 2025 !!

[sharp terrace]

no lol my sister is planning that

LIKE IM FINALLY GONNA RETIRE THE OVERSTRESSED OLDER SISTER LABEL

and let other people drag me to places like a kid!

[plain rover]

SHUSH QUICK SAT QUESTION WHAT DOES TRIVIALIZATION MEAN YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS

[sharp terrace]

WHAT IDK

[plain rover]

MAKING SOMETHING SEEM LESS IMPIRTANT

[sharp terrace]

SOMETHING BOUND TO HAPPEN IS TRIVIAL?

[plain rover]

YOU LOSE !!!!! AUTOMATIC <750

jk love u

[sharp terrace]

oop

[sharp terrace]

im so wrong

[sharp terrace]

me more fr fr

[plain rover]

nah ur getting that bag they don’t ask u about meanings anyway

[sharp terrace]

manifesting blair 800 ebrw

[plain rover]

BLAIR 1600 🔥🔥🔥🔥

FATTOUSH 1600 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[sharp terrace]

inshallah 🤲

[plain rover]

you got this pooki

[sharp terrace]

U TOO

[plain rover]

im actually stressing hella over the sat fr

i better go on khan academy

[weak lotus]

i feel like the yale bubble def exists

like kids usually stay on campus rather than going out into the city. and the school does a good job at having a lot of on campus events so students dont have to go out

[plain rover]

tis is why yael is >

[vague shale]

because why would you go out into new haven

[weak lotus]

😭😭

[weak lotus]

i honestly think yale purposefully tries to keep kids on campus too

but dont ask me ask an actual yalie

[plain rover]

general 3 im back

og general is getting scary

[plain rover]

better for me

more ppl to meet every single day

[weak lotus]

valid

[plain rover]

i vow to talk to the ebtirey if undergrad population if i make it in

[weak lotus]

one thing abt yale to keep in mind is that i think they somewhat separate freshman by houses early

thats one thing that played a role in my decision too

[plain rover]

why

[weak lotus]

we dont get houses until sophomore yr so i have the opportunity to talk to more people

since we all eat in the same place too and i really like that

[plain rover]

you can still meet other ppl bc ppl dotn run off to boston oj the weekends smh

[weak lotus]

wdym

[plain rover]

unlike harvard

[weak lotus]

i mainly meant like students yk

i think yalies go to NY not Boston idk

[plain rover]

but like with yale you get to talk to upperclassmen too

[weak lotus]

that’s true i think

wait ehhh

[plain rover]

yeah but like it’s more convenient to stay on campus for a lot of ppl

[weak lotus]

no freshman have separate freshman houses

like there are upperclassmen and freshman houses if that makes sense

[weak lotus]

it is

[plain rover]

i think i heard sth like that too?? but still ur gonna be in the same resco and you can js meet them at night in the buttery or sth rifhr 😭

[weak lotus]

im honestly unsure, i could ask my yale friend

[plain rover]

like there are specific freshmen dorms inside the rescos

[weak lotus]

but i feel like u should have access to the butteries and upperclassmen dorms

[plain rover]

but you’re not like prohibited from talking to upperclassmen and you’ll see them??

[weak lotus]

i think they keep them in a separate location than the upperclassmen

[plain rover]

yeah i think so

[weak lotus]

oh yeah ofc not

[plain rover]

but theyre still in rescos right ??

[weak lotus]

yea for ex if u get like

davenport

[plain rover]

@cedar kettle aren’t u at silliman bbg how does it work for you

[weak lotus]

you’ll be in davenport’s freshman dorm

and when u wre a sophomore, you’ll move to idk the “normal” davenport

[plain rover]

yeah but they use the amenities of davenport so technically you do have opportunities to meet upperclassmen

[weak lotus]

shi idk

u know more than me prob

[plain rover]

no i literally have no clue abt the whole freshmen accommodation thing actually 😭

[weak lotus]

everyone is different and for me, i wanted to meet more freshman

so i wasnt too receptive of how yale would already put us in houses before we can meet most of our class yk

maybe i just didnt know enough idk i may be misinformed

im thinking now and i think? all/most freshman live on old campus

idk what dining hall they use tho..

[plain rover]

why’s harvard so hugelike why do they have so many undergrads

like yale is very reasonable with their undergrad student count imo

but ngl i like the resco system i can always meet other freshmen it’s not like our classes are totally separated by major and there r a lot of sht to do on campus

it gives you a shmol little community the moment you start college

you can literally bond with people over complaining about/glazing ur resco the moment you start college

[weak lotus]

i think they both have like 4k

but i do agree that yale is more ug focused

[plain rover]

i thoguht harvard had more

[weak lotus]

i think you mean harvard has more grad students

[plain rover]

idk maybe i jsut know harvard has way too many students

[weak lotus]

very true, you will find ur people regardless

[weak lotus]

i lowk feel like harvard is small haha

i lowk think our campus is kinda small😭 i like it tho it feels cozy

and its integrated into cambridge n like harvard square

[plain rover]

awww small liberal arts college in Massachusetts 🥺

/j

[weak lotus]

yes so petite

i dont like telling people where im going to school it feels egotistical somehow idk

[plain rover]

NO BC

it is i was at a group dinner and there was a harvard student

[weak lotus]

i never wear my harvard shirt outside but i will wear the yale one bc it looks good 😛😛

[plain rover]

he just said “yeah i go to school in the us”

bffr everybody knows

like we all know who u are lil bro

it’s even worse if ur liek “i go to school in boston aha..”

im straight up gonna say “ohh!!! community college??”

but wait what if i get into yale and ppl ask me where i go

[weak lotus]

like this is mad aura

[plain rover]

why’s it so pretty gimme

[weak lotus]

shi i be saying im going to a small school😭😭

[weak lotus]

$20

[plain rover]

bet

[weak lotus]

but someone told me its more egotistical to be like small school outside of boston than just saying harvard

so now i just say my school

[weak lotus]

say yale its not embarassing

[plain rover]

you’re never escaping the pretentious egotistical allegations

[weak lotus]

neverrr

[plain rover]

it’s horrible either way

[weak lotus]

when i go to med school ppl gonna say i had it easy bruh

[plain rover]

they’ll think im an egoist 😓

[weak lotus]

they wont actually nobody thinks this about yalies

sorry to say

[plain rover]

why’s it 90 dollars

[plain rover]

incorrect 👎

i’ll say im going to the best ivy league school ever

the fuck is this

[weak lotus]

cheaper than harvard

$120 for a sweater smfh

[weak lotus]

now thats when u become an egoist

[left anchor]

i went to the yale bookstore a few days ago

who pays $50 for a pair of sweatpants

[plain rover]

LMFOAODJSKA

[left anchor]

i mean i did but still

[plain rover]

that’s foul

[weak lotus]

no way😭😭😭

[marble peak]

No way I was there a few days ago

The stuff is soooo expensive

[left anchor]

IKR

[marble peak]

I didn’t want anything though

Why would I buy something for a school that will probably reject me

[left anchor]

the sweatpants so comfy but the price is outrageous

[left anchor]

so real

[plain rover]

nah im yale bound trust

[left anchor]

guys if we all get into yale

[marble peak]

It’s my top choice but there’s no way they accept me

[left anchor]

celebrate tgthr

[marble peak]

Real

I love the 200 character essays

[left anchor]

if i go to yale

i wanna stay in davenport college

[marble peak]

But everything else is looking trash for me so far

[left anchor]

goated dorms and courtyard

[plain rover]

except you don’t get to choose smh smh

[left anchor]

im still focusing on my PS

[left anchor]

wishful thinking

[plain rover]

why not smh

[marble peak]

I really liked Silliman

[marble peak]

I guess they’ll take my ACT super score so that helps

[marble peak]

I have my third draft done but I still need people to read it

I think it’s looking pretty good, it’s just my supps that are sooo bad

[plain rover]

if i get in im gonna get my mommy a yale mom tshirt trust

[marble peak]

Like I just learned you’re not supposed to mention professors in your why us essays so I need to rework some stuff

[left anchor]

really?

damn ok

[marble peak]

Apparently not

[plain rover]

what’s ur super score

[left anchor]

do schools look unfavorably on superscore?

[marble peak]

Especially in the Yale essay, they don’t like you to include obscure stuff to sound special

[plain rover]

no you can but you need to be like super specific about why you want them

[marble peak]

35

[left anchor]

damn

[sonic rune]

You can if you explain why

[plain rover]

what’s ur last score

[marble peak]

I think they view it the same

[marble peak]

34

[plain vessel]

Well Yale specifically asks what LED you to apply

[plain rover]

u didn’t fumble too hard lil bro

u do have a dchance

[marble peak]

Ohhh okay

So maybe for other schools then?

[marble peak]

Yeah most schools take the 35

Harvard will get my 34 though and I’m fine with that

[sonic rune]

If there’s a professor doing specific niche research no one else is doing I don’t see why you wouldn’t be able to write them down

[plain rover]

i think im gonna delete the resco stuff off my why us essay

[marble peak]

Is it for a specific resco or just the system in general?

[plain rover]

general

[marble peak]

If you like the system I don’t think it would be the worst thing to mention

[plain rover]

we dont even get to choose anyway

[marble peak]

But I guess Yale’s essay is supposed to be about what brought you to the point of applying?

Idek

[plain rover]

and why can’t i mention rescos in that case

[marble peak]

Yeah you probably could

[plain rover]

like yes ofc one specific thing made me interested in yale but all the factors combined helped me make the decision to apply

[cerulean crypt]

according the podcasts, they also would like the why us essay to be written in past tense

[plain rover]

i need a citation

[cerulean crypt]

hold on let me get a screenie

[weak lotus]

why?

[weak lotus]

no

[weak lotus]

dont

[weak lotus]

wdym past tense

[stiff surge]

from what i've read it sometimes comes across as forced if youre not genuinely interested in the prof's research but i feel like if you really show ur interests it would be fine

so i dont think its that bad 😭

[plain rover]

i have a student organization i wnana mention but their name is too long should i keep the abbreviation or js use the og name

[weak lotus]

yeah i agree

[dusk solar]

uwu

[cerulean crypt]

@plain rover @weak lotus

[weak lotus]

say you’re excited about biochem research for xyz reason and u see a prof u like at yale, feel free to mention that

[weak lotus]

past tense about YOU

i agree with them

past tense enables you to talk about you

then you can tie to yale (future tense)

i did the same in my essays

[weak lotus]

future or even present if u want

[dusk solar]

Why usmaxxing before gta6 ggs

[weak lotus]

how long is the name?

u can abbreviate if its too long

[plain rover]

8 words including “the”

💀💀💀

[weak lotus]

yea abbreviate that holy crap

[weak lotus]

what they’re trying to emphasize is they dont like kids who just drop yale facts for no reason

[dusk solar]

Expand the abbreviation in additional info

[plain rover]

wait r u fr

[weak lotus]

”oh i love the resco system. oh i like professor xyz”

[dusk solar]

Whyd you skull im being srs

That’s a place it’s appropriate

[plain rover]

SORRY i thifuht you were trolling again

[weak lotus]

they want u to explain WHY

[weak lotus]

dont listen to him

[dusk solar]

💀

I’m a boy who cried wolf so valid

[weak lotus]

all the schools will see the abbreviation 😭😭

[dusk solar]

You could say what the abbreviation is in additional info though?

[weak lotus]

idt each school has an additional info section

[weak lotus]

say the abbreviation for a yale club??

[dusk solar]

Like the common app additional info

[plain rover]

should i scrap “tifht knit campus” off

[dusk solar]

Wait what

[plain vessel]

Yes

[dusk solar]

I thought this was for an ec wtf

[weak lotus]

o nah its for a yale supp

[plain rover]

just did

[plain vessel]

Well unless there is a reason why you think a tight knit campus is good

[dusk solar]

Man fuck this

I didn’t realize it was for yale

[cerulean crypt]

is it too late if i haven’t started on the supps yet

[weak lotus]

if you can tie it into you somehow, keep it

[plain rover]

basically i said that the tight knit campus and the rescos cultivate a connected and supportive community i can contribute to by doing X

[weak lotus]

go outside

[left anchor]

😭

[weak lotus]

no. talk about you first, then talk about yale.

[plain rover]

yea ur cooked

[dusk solar]

Also that’s a lot of words

[plain rover]

can i send you the essay 😔

[left anchor]

are we actually ☹️

[weak lotus]

a better way to bring this is up is to talk about how you contributed to your own communities then emphasize how you can continue doing that specifically at yale

[plain rover]

IN KIDDING

[left anchor]

😭

[weak lotus]

yea i dont mind. editing more essays helps me get better loll

[plain rover]

WE ONLT HAVE 125 WORDS IM GONNA OFF MYSELF LITIERALYY

[dusk solar]

This is a good idea blair

[weak lotus]

i wrote my yale supps in a day during the last week of december pls go outside

[weak lotus]

i agree its really short😭

[proud cosmos]

easier to spread my many diseases

[left anchor]

but i might apply rea tho so i wanna just get it over with

[dusk solar]

More targets to kiss

[left anchor]

still up in the air tho

[dusk solar]

Then chop chop let’s go

[weak lotus]

try to do multiple drafts if u can. ur writing will get better w each draft

[left anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/vesuvius-baby-baby-ash-gif-2339947883921805569

[dusk solar]

My reasons for yale are several

[sonic rune]

You can def write stuff in a few weeks

I wrote all my UC stuff in like 2 or 3 weeks

[left anchor]

ARGH WILLIAMS DOESNT HAVE SUPPLEMENTALS

[sonic rune]

Sometimes if you spend more time on essays they get worse

[sonic rune]

Yeah you submit an academic paper

[left anchor]

yeah im going through my english portfolio rn

and reading the ones i like and got the highest grade on

[dusk solar]

English is dificil

[sonic rune]

I just picked the first essay I wrote senior year and called it a day lol

[marble peak]

Just remember that everyone else only has 125 too lol

[plain rover]

its TOO fucking short

[cedar kettle]

I’m chinese 😭

[cedar kettle]

Will do

WHY IS OUR COOLDOWN LENGTHENING NOOO

[plain rover]

real we ain’t even do nun 🤒

[weak lotus]

why do mods hate yale

[torn frost]

fr

[dusk solar]

Yell for yale

[torn frost]

goes does yale have summer internships

[sharp terrace]

i cant find the link to this can u pls send it

like the specific link

[vague shale]

You know why

It rhymes with Stair

[left anchor]

for the yale supplementals, is it fine to open with a present tense situation?

idk if thats reserved for the PS

[dusk solar]

which is fair

[ionic lagoon]

packing seems so stressful

[plain rover]

karstair

[plain rover]

wdym

for which essay

[left anchor]

like

the 400 word one

WHAT IS THIS COOLDOWN MODS IM GONNA RIOT

[vague shale]

Curses

[plain rover]

i think thats fair tbh also depends on the prompt u choose for tht one

[tough parcel]

imagine being slowmoded

L

[left anchor]

shut it

now youre just rubbing it in

[tough parcel]

take your time

[left anchor]

10 SECONDS IS OUTRAGEOUS

[cerulean crypt]

who made it 10 seconds

[tough parcel]

no clue actually

[weak lotus]

yes

did blair get banned

[cedar kettle]

I don’t know 💔

[elfin sky]

Blair got temporarily ban yes

[dusk solar]

I regret checking starboard

[sick cradle]

hello yale people

[dusk solar]

Hullo there

I’m not applying here I’m here for the vibes

[weak lotus]

💀

[sonic rune]

@cedar kettle do you have suggestions for lacs with really good art programs

[slow coral]

one yale down

the rest to go…

[sonic rune]

💀

[cedar kettle]

Yeah! Tufts+SMFA has an excellent dual degree program I almost went to haha

[cedar kettle]

Can I ask why or will the mods explode me

[cedar kettle]

WHAT. LET ME EXIST IN PEACE

[elfin sky]

You can ask her. I’m not opposed to sharing it but usually it’s better for the person to ask the person who got banned

[cedar kettle]

Ah fair fair

[elfin sky]

I can also send her any clarifications if she wants if she joins the ban appeals server

[dusk solar]

Was it cause of the thing on starboard

[sonic rune]

Thanks!! I suggested to my friend

[cedar kettle]

Np!

[marble peak]

I am two letters over on a Yale essay

[cedar kettle]

YOU GOT THIS ADAM

[marble peak]

I’m three under now but I’m fine with that

I don’t feel the need to have a perfect 200 lol

I think I will delete my Why Yale and try again though, I can’t really work with what I have

[cedar kettle]

slay!!!

[cedar kettle]

you def dont need to. never write more than you need to just for the character count

[dusk solar]

My yale essay mogs

[marble peak]

I’m rewriting the Yale essay and I think I’m cooooooking

[cedar kettle]

W

[marble peak]

It’ll need edits but I feel a lot better about the subjects I’m talking about and stuff

Can I just write Beinecke library or do I need to write the whole name?

[vague shale]

https://tenor.com/view/cocking-pistol-john-wick-keanu-reeves-john-wick-chapter-4-jw4-gif-14490794064585307818

[cedar kettle]

dead yale chat? wow

this is a new start for the yale thread

[tough parcel]

i think it was the slowmode

[plain vessel]

We got rid of the issue

[cedar kettle]

nah i think kirk may be right 🧍

[pallid geode]

even when i had it at 1 min slow mode y’all were still beefing

i’ll just leave it at that

[tough parcel]

lmfao real

[cedar kettle]

i would like to state in my defense that i have beefed shockingly little considering the circumstances of this thread :,(

[dusk solar]

what was the beef about

[tough parcel]

i think it was legitimately like prefrosh/senior beef 💀

[dusk solar]

rip

[plain rover]

someone called uf and umich a safety and refused to elaborate

[dusk solar]

true

[plain vessel]

In no way is mich a safety lol

At the start of my process I wasn’t even sure id get in

That’s worded wrong, I thought id get rejected easily

[plain rover]

yeah I wanted what that person was on

[tough parcel]

she said she was guaranteed admission for some reason that she didnt want to elaborate on

[dusk solar]

instate?

instate's more reasonable

supposedly like a 40% acceptance rate

[tough parcel]

no

she kinda implied it was sports but she didn't want to elaborate

[plain rover]

they weren’t in state for mich

[dusk solar]

underwater basket weaving then

[cedar kettle]

Literally just VV versus all yall

[cedar kettle]

No I think she was a sports recruit for volleyball

[ionic lagoon]

Never seen this thread so calm before

[cedar kettle]

I think it’s ’cause blair got temp banned

[ionic lagoon]

oh 😭

[cedar kettle]

Yup

[tough parcel]

hey hey hey don't put me in it 😭 i mind my business

[dry talon]

yale thread is active again

[cedar kettle]

Sorry chloe you’re the guardian of the rankings we need but do not deserve

[cedar kettle]

We are discussing how normal Yale thread is being

[dry talon]

i can see that yes

[tough parcel]

hold on am i the only non prefrosh guardian

oh nvm there's one more

[tawdry fern]

How many guardians r there

[tough parcel]

5

[tawdry fern]

Ah

[tough parcel]

everybody online rn and also eerhstdurr

[sharp hound]

they're athletes

[sharp hound]

recruited athlete

[tough parcel]

yeah

[static jay]

let's go

[static jay]

LMAO

[static jay]

i actually didn't get in!

[marble peak]

For the question about someone who has inspired you that isn’t a family member, can it be an author or someone you haven’t met?

[cedar kettle]

Yes

[marble peak]

Thanks!

Would I just explain how their works have impacted me then?

[static jay]

yeah

[marble peak]

Thanks

[dusk solar]

[plain vessel]

i killed it

[tough parcel]

yale UNIVERSITY 💜

[elfin sky]

Cus Blair got banned, probably

[cedar kettle]

How r u solar

[left anchor]

GUYS

WE DONT NEED BLAIR TO MAKE THIS ACTIVE

[cedar kettle]

True!

[left anchor]

come back future yalies!

[cedar kettle]

Make Yale thread general 3 again 😤

[left anchor]

but also its prolly dead bc of this crazy ass slowmode

[cedar kettle]

How are your Yale applications coming along

[left anchor]

havent really started on my supplementals, but focusing on my PS

[cedar kettle]

Valid. PS before supps always

I’m so excited to spam this chat with photos in 8 days

[left anchor]

im meeting with a yale student next tuesday for help with my PS 😊

i love bro i met him at yygs

[cedar kettle]

Nice!

What is yygs

[left anchor]

yale young global scholars

summer program for different areas of interest like politics, law, stem, philosophy, lit, etc

[cedar kettle]

Is it an in person program?

[left anchor]

yah, i stayed in davenport

[cedar kettle]

(Aka can you tell me where the best food is on campus)

[left anchor]

davenport has a pretty good dining hall, DO NOT GO TO TIMOTHY DWIGHT

[cedar kettle]

Not anymore without blair beef 💔

[left anchor]

morse prolly has the best i think

idk tho

[cedar kettle]

It’s lowkey surreal like what was that 💀

[left anchor]

something ab slaves?

idk man shit was crazy

[cedar kettle]

Mods deleted all of it but yeah smth about having slaves based on starboard

Yeah 😭 we’re just thankful it’s not 45sec anymore

Mods can we please reduce slow mode we’ve been pretty quiet actually

[left anchor]

real

free us

[dark idol]

werent people hooking up over there

[left anchor]

yeah

REAL

[dark idol]

bro

its 2 weeks

[cedar kettle]

???

[dark idol]

u cant hold it for 2 weeks 😭 wild

[cedar kettle]

I mean tbf put enough high schoolers in dorms together and kaboom

Also we should stop talking about it before our cooldown increases for nsfw 💀

[left anchor]

oh real

wait they took it down

YAY NO COOLDOWN

[dark idol]

LMFAO WHAT

[cedar kettle]

HURRAH

[dark idol]

a bunch of the hs summer camps this year had some freaky stuff going on

from what i heard

[left anchor]

what other programs?

[cedar kettle]

CSSSA when I went uh, certainly did?

[dark idol]

ssp from what i hear

[cedar kettle]

Again put enough high schoolers in dorms

[dark idol]

yea esp for like months

sshi might have had some shit going on

ik a girl who was dating a guy there

but idk what went on

[dark idol]

i dont believe any people got sent home for anything romantic that i know of

but there were def relationships at some campuses

people only really left cuz of either sickness stuff or like bullying

yeah

very unfortunate

[cedar kettle]

That’s so sad what :(

Getting kicked for covid is a big thing though at summer camps

At least when I was at them

[dark idol]

a few people got sick at a campus my friend was at

and had to leave

and then one voluntarily left

[cedar kettle]

I know someone who got kicked from a summer camp for appendicitis which really sucked on many levels

[dark idol]

yeah a bunch of ppl get sick

early on

cu zu have a bunch of ppl from all over the world carrying who knows what

[plain vessel]

The SSP lore is crazy

[dark idol]

yeah i heard some interesting stories

[plain vessel]

They were so strict last year

[dark idol]

some kids threw a party and they said no hanging out w people past 6:30 pm or sum

[plain vessel]

Yeah ik

[dark idol]

it was at the end tho

so it was fine

[sharp hound]

6:30 💀

6:30 am ✅

[cedar kettle]

Yalies are actually so chill I was misinformed by a2c. Second Yale meetup and everybody was super chill

[plain vessel]

Oh you don't know yet

THey have facades

[plain vessel]

Yeah lol i know numerous people that are going

[cedar kettle]

shush let me be happy

[cedar kettle]

who other than me

genuine question i dont feel like i know that many

[plain vessel]

IRLs

[cedar kettle]

oh i see nvm then

[sharp hound]

yeah i see this too

[cedar kettle]

im scared again uh oh

[sharp hound]

i don't like a single yale '28 ive met in person

[cedar kettle]

damn 😭

[sharp hound]

me and a harvard guy were messing with one of them

asking if he went to the small lac in new haven

he got so offended

and then started shitting on ASU

saying how i was dumb as fuck

[cedar kettle]

HUH

[cedar kettle]

WTF 😭

erm

hm

[sharp hound]

the other yalie i met was just really cold if you didn't commit to a top school

like he was kind of a dick

[cedar kettle]

bruh 💀

someday i gotta meet you irl to change this streak lmao

honestly if i really think about it sort of makes sens

like, i think the fact my whole suite went to private school probably generates, uh, interesting thought patterns

sorry you had to deal with them feller 😭

[glad torrent]

a2c is disproportionately chronically online ppl to be fair

[elfin sky]

Yes

[cedar kettle]

no but people are saying irls they know are weird too 😭

[glad torrent]

YEAH its insane, honestly im glad most people i met are normal 😭

YYGS????

the program for little baby sophomore??

that is CRAZY

[cedar kettle]

put enough highschoolers

in a summer camp

[glad torrent]

no subset of high schoolers are ever mature i guess 😔

[plain vessel]

nah there r def chill ppl

we r just joking around

my closest friend is going to Yale

[glad torrent]

but yes no nsfw discussion in the threads 😨

[cedar kettle]

ok yay! hopefully i will just, avoid the weird ones

[dusk solar]

high schoolers are wildin

[plain vessel]

yes yalls move in is 8/16?

or that’s when my friend is leaving here

[cedar kettle]

no 8/18

im flying in 8/16

wait i might see them in the airport or smth lol

[plain vessel]

yeah it seems like most r

HAHA yeah

[cedar kettle]

yupyup

minus my one friend flying in like a week early to take a tour of yale because they've never been 😭

[empty solar]

Hello Kirk

Hello aster

[cedar kettle]

unova!!!

how is life

[empty solar]

Stressful kinda

But happy

[cedar kettle]

what are you up to?

[empty solar]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-gif-2649720005168803723

[dusk solar]

whats this gif called

[empty solar]

Basically just been working this summer

[empty solar]

Probably miku beam

[cedar kettle]

ah makes sense

[dusk solar]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-miku-beam-hatsune-miku-miku-expo-magical-cure-love-shot-miku-gif-5893650045169741635

[cedar kettle]

when does berkely move in?

[dusk solar]

yay

[empty solar]

21st

[cedar kettle]

why is this letterboxed

[cedar kettle]

nice

[dusk solar]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-hatsune-miku-miku-miku-beam-magical-cure-love-shot-sawtowne-gif-6048533666899200813

[cedar kettle]

there we go shep

much better

[empty solar]

https://youtu.be/LaEgpNBt-bQ?si=sXy1qEZw2-J189Yh

It’s from this

[cedar kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-hatsune-miku-miku-miku-beam-magical-cure-love-shot-sawtowne-gif-6048533666899200813

[sharp hound]

ahhh

the ones ive met its an ego problem

[plain rover]

hello yale chat

[sharp hound]

maybe they dont act like that to you cuz you're also yale

but as a guy going to ASU they definitely treat me differently

[plain rover]

I respect you feller

[dusk solar]

i have been miku beamed

[empty solar]

When does Yale move-in

[cedar kettle]

8/18

[empty solar]

Nice

[cedar kettle]

im kinda nervous ngl