Yale University (2024-2025)

[cedar kettle]

i will do my best to shut down portal astro and dooming in this channel

because lowkey last year yale thread was so depressing

[sharp hound]

if your SAI is high enough then you may not get aid at targets...which would put the cost at something that's not worth it

could you afford it?

affordability should be your #1 factor

yeah no maybe not then

just make sure you do your research on whether or not you can afford it with merit scholarships BEFORE you apply

[torn frost]

I will help you

Aster I love u

Omg Kace

Lots of negativity

[real dagger]

HARVARD THREAD IS DEAD WE HAVE NOWHERE TO GO

we are like megathreadhomeless

[torn frost]

Come to ucas thread Kace

[sharp hound]

you were the soul of that thread last year

[real dagger]

NO

[torn frost]

Although I am not going to an ivy my besties that are ahem ahem Kace loves me so so much, right Kace?

[real dagger]

i will only touch harvard grass, i gotta bedrot for 18 more days

[torn frost]

@real dagger

[real dagger]

yes

ok i need to go speedrun this quiz

i'll be back

[torn frost]

It’s my bachelors but pretty much

[torn frost]

Ok enjoy

[cedar kettle]

NAH YOU GUYS ARE JUST CHOOSING NOT TO USE IT

just a bunch of people dooming about not getting an interview yet

[real dagger]

theres no prospecritves there

[cedar kettle]

it was like everyday i open the thread

[real dagger]

no prestige whores have arrived yet aster

let us live here

until our time comes

[cedar kettle]

and it was another person being like "ITS YALEOVER NO INTERVIEW"

yes solar

[cedar kettle]

no :(

i did not

i put whatever my favorite school was that i got into

if that makes sense

idr if in early season i had a school in my un

if i did it did not work 💀

[sonic rune]

Me

[cedar kettle]

HELP

[sonic rune]

Yaleover every day of March

[cedar kettle]

i just remember responding with "with that ar it was never yalebeginning 😔 "

such a depressing chat

[sonic rune]

Real

Just dooming

Brown was chill

Synthia and cat were there last year

[cedar kettle]

no brown was chill

[sonic rune]

They were great

[cedar kettle]

god was it sylvia

someone in that brown chat actually kept me sane

[sonic rune]

Prob her

She was the grounder

[cedar kettle]

love her ❤️

[real dagger]

rude

[cedar kettle]

its just the whole art department adding and subtracting whenever

so its a little bit of a collage....

[plain rover]

benjamin franklin 🔥🔥🔥

why are y’all bitches coming on here just to argue with people how yale is the worst school in existence and that we shouldn’t apply or sth like

LIKE ‼️‼️‼️ im here bc im doing SCEA why do you think this pointless argument is going to make me get my dream school out of my college list

anyway erm wtf idk if my influential person short take is cringe i talked about my friend and like the outcome didn’t really influence my whole life or anything lmao they just changed my perspective on one thing

in my personal statement im already talking about an influential person

i don’t want to talk about that person again it’s meaningless but idk if it should be like a person who changed the course of my life or sth

[plain vessel]

This is too much yap I’m not reading allat

[sharp hound]

where is this coming from

most of us fw yale

[real dagger]

i think u are taking our comments way too serious 💀

[cedar kettle]

omg my friend lives there im abusing that fs

[sharp hound]

none of us actually hate yale 😭😭

[cedar kettle]

mmmm i think it can be fine but just be careful with influential people. those can sometimes become too much about the person and too little about you as the applicant

[torn frost]

aster bestieee hiii

[cedar kettle]

jp hash!!

my yale thread emotional support has arrived <3

[torn frost]

ahhh i misseddd youuu

❤️

ofc ofc

just had to help granny for a second by im back

aster will u support me when i apply for yale for my masters

[cedar kettle]

anyways @plain rover most of these yale haters lowkey just trolling on me lol dw about them

[cedar kettle]

yes i will

[torn frost]

❤️ ily

[weak lotus]

💀💀💀💀

[cedar kettle]

i will storm the admissions office for you trust

[weak lotus]

ngmi sorry

[torn frost]

AWWWWW

CHRIS

TO HAVE A BESTIE LIKE ASTER

MIRACLE

[cedar kettle]

<3

[weak lotus]

yeah yale is awesome

LMAOO RIGHT

ASTER THE GOAT

but aster u still never told me what pronouns to use for you😭😭😭

[torn frost]

chris

you inspired me

[weak lotus]

i remember you saying any but

[torn frost]

imma make a youtube channel

[sharp hound]

the/goat

[cedar kettle]

any

you literally cant mess up /lh

[weak lotus]

🙏

[weak lotus]

AYEEEE

SEND ME THE LINK WHEN YOU UPLOAD

[cedar kettle]

SAME JP HASH

I WANNA SUPPORT

[torn frost]

WILL DOOO

❤️

I LOVE YALLL

i have one vlog i wanna make

[weak lotus]

I WILL PROMOTE YOU

[torn frost]

but idk if i have enough like videos and stuff

ALSO CHRIS DO U USE A FILTER

[sharp terrace]

real i also think hating out of context (without knowing their ecs/profile/essays) is so useless

everytime i ask a question I dont necessarily have to tell you why I love the school with all my heart "😍 " and what I know about it

[torn frost]

but guys

look at it from a diff perspective

[sharp terrace]

a2c isnt common app 2.0

[torn frost]

when yall see people getting in you get the urge to ask for their ecs profile and essays

so why cant they do the same

😂

[sharp terrace]

they never ask about our ecs profile and essays?

[torn frost]

not saying they should

[sharp terrace]

i never ask for their ecs profile and essays

[torn frost]

some people do

[sharp terrace]

i ask questions about the school, what it looks for

[torn frost]

like i asked based the loml @glad torrent

[sharp terrace]

thats not the problem i was talking about

[torn frost]

oh we talking about a problem?

[sharp hound]

bro i don't think these guys are hating because of stats

[sharp terrace]

no every time i ask a question i have to be met up with "auto-reject" out of context

[sharp hound]

they're hating because they think you're annoying

they don't gaf about your stats

[sharp terrace]

i really wonder why theyre on a2c then

[sharp terrace]

i never talked about stats

[plain rover]

[weak lotus]

yes i do, without it the vids would look a lil bland..

[sharp hound]

if the person's annoying they don't gaf about their stats 😭

don't matter how cracked they are

dickheads get treated like dickheads back

[weak lotus]

bro who is doing this to u💀💀

[sharp terrace]

i dont understand how asking a fucking question comes off as annoying

[torn frost]

oooo no wonder it looked so happy and all that

[sharp hound]

idk bro i don't read this shit

[torn frost]

loved the vibes

[sharp terrace]

well then you cant make a judgement

[sharp hound]

maybe ask the mfs hating then

[sharp terrace]

that its annoying

[sharp hound]

ok now you're starting to be annoying

[sharp terrace]

idgaf about the ppl hating

[sharp terrace]

you were

[plain rover]

how did this argument start

[sharp hound]

lemme put it simply

you're getting shit on because those guys perceive you as annoying as fuck

[sharp terrace]

how is agreeing to someone else annoying?

[sharp hound]

i know this because i see it

i see them complaining about yall mfs in the college chat

i personally don't have a problem with yall but that's why yall getting so much hate

[sharp terrace]

babe didnt you just say you dont read this shit

[sharp hound]

MF THE COLLEGE CHAT

[sharp terrace]

did you reat it in 30 seconds

[sharp hound]

THE ONE YOU HAVE NO ACCESS TO

[torn frost]

blair woke up today and decided to send the paragraph above

[sharp hound]

THE ONE FOR HS GRADS

[sharp terrace]

sure

[sharp hound]

alright you do you bud

[torn frost]

#🏡-verified-village

[sharp terrace]

i didnt really ask you for an opinion

[sharp hound]

i come in here to help mfs aint been nothing but helpful up in this bitch

you don't want that it's cool

[sharp terrace]

youre clearly very helpful rn

[weak lotus]

who does this😭

[sharp terrace]

it doesnt matter who does it

i am just addressing how useless it is

[plain rover]

bros acting like there’s an entirely invisible channel for verified people

schizoooooo

[sharp hound]

yeah i'm tripping

i gotta get back on the meds

[weak lotus]

are people actually doing this or are you overreacting

[sharp hound]

i was trying to be nice but imma just be frank now

[sharp terrace]

they are

[sharp hound]

the college students think you're annoying as FUCK

that's why they treat you like garbage

there

[sharp terrace]

also i was responding to blaire the whole time too

so you can ask her as well

[sharp terrace]

youre so helpful

[sharp hound]

i do help up in here

but you clearly don't appreciate any of it

[sharp terrace]

helping others isnt calling them annoying

have you learned how to give constructive criticism politely yet

[sharp hound]

you were wondering why you're always met with hostility

i just answered it

[sharp terrace]

I was not wondering why

I was addressing the issue to stop

[sharp hound]

you can infer a solution then

[sharp terrace]

youre clearly to lazy to help so you go with a negative attribute as an answer

*too

"you're annoying" is not really the way to go

in fact it says more about you

[weak lotus]

@plain rover

[sharp terrace]

she literally started this discussion

scroll up

[weak lotus]

damn that is kinda rude😭 what questions r u asking

[sharp terrace]

i was responding to her

[cedar kettle]

lowkey i am tempted to make a video about my admissions file

[livid fossil]

Please chill out

[torn frost]

omg you should

[sharp terrace]

please check stanford university thread

[weak lotus]

i seen lol chill on me

[torn frost]

a whole ass a2c like

[cedar kettle]

just 'cause yale waitlist admit is so rare

[torn frost]

vlog squad

[weak lotus]

bet

[plain rover]

oh shit congrats

[sharp terrace]

okay sorry

[weak lotus]

please do

[weak lotus]

you clutched TF up

[torn frost]

FRRRR

[plain rover]

name this thread aster

not Yale

[cedar kettle]

i think it could be helpful for waitlisters ngl. i dont think i know of any info on waitlist admission file

[cedar kettle]

HELP

[sharp hound]

aster hard carrying

[cedar kettle]

lowkey i am the only yalie in here ngl

[livid fossil]

What the FUCK are you arguing about

[cedar kettle]

mr murdock leaving me to fend for myself out here </3

[livid fossil]

By no means is anyone here obligated to help you bro

[torn frost]

isnt wen also yale

[cedar kettle]

wait why is there beef in this chat again

[torn frost]

where is he

[cedar kettle]

NOOOO

[cedar kettle]

fellow yalie

i think he is not active

[torn frost]

yes ik murdock hes also goated

[cedar kettle]

but i know he's in here somewhere

[plain vessel]

this is really mean

[sharp terrace]

please read earlier

[cedar kettle]

abandoning me </3

[livid fossil]

If anything the people that are trying to help are doing this on their own accord

[sharp terrace]

im too fucking lazy to explain myself anymore

[torn frost]

im not gonna do that dw bros

[cedar kettle]

why cant yale thread just be positive u_u

[cedar kettle]

thank you my goat

[livid fossil]

You can’t just act like you won’t be met with hostility

[torn frost]

we gonna spread positivity

[cedar kettle]

lowkey what is happening though

[real dagger]

was it even positive last year

[torn frost]

listen my man fattoushy

[plain vessel]

no clue

[sharp terrace]

"auto-reject"

[plain vessel]

yep

[real dagger]

idt the guardians are doing their jobs 💀

[sharp hound]

some people just don't wanna be nice up in here

[weak lotus]

why u being mean

[real dagger]

shouldve hired me instead

[cedar kettle]

no we're trying to change (it is not working). yale definitely most depressing thread last year

[sharp hound]

where tf are the guardians 😂

[plain rover]

be nice

[weak lotus]

chill on my seniors

[plain vessel]

it’s bcuz

[sharp terrace]

how is that me telling them they are obliged to help me

FIRST OF ALL

[plain vessel]

I have CO poisoning

[sharp terrace]

when asking for help

you can choose NOT TO HELP

[plain vessel]

So I’m terminally ill

[livid fossil]

Bro

Again

[weak lotus]

still cant believe he chose yale

[torn frost]

this was nothing against you in the first place, the fellow prefrosh are trying to help in the best way they can, but obviously when someone disregards their time and doesnt even listen to the help they offer theyd get annoyed

[livid fossil]

You’re going to be met with hostily

[torn frost]

did aster get into harvard tooo???

[livid fossil]

Not everyone is here to help

[sharp hound]

ya i don't say no to help in here

[livid fossil]

Really

[cedar kettle]

oh thats just people trolling dw

[weak lotus]

WAIT DID HE LEAVE A2C NOO

[plain rover]

it’s okay I’ll transfer to stanford in your honor and avenge you by taking your spot and winning treehacks

[sharp hound]

99% of the prefrosh don't

[sharp terrace]

In no way did I disregard anyone???

[weak lotus]

nah i dont think so

[livid fossil]

If anything they’re doing this on their own time

[cedar kettle]

what question?

[sharp terrace]

Trying to help is not calling me auto-reject

[plain vessel]

Now I think every symptom is for Co poisoning

[torn frost]

thats why im saying that this was nothing against u in the first place

[hearty tangle]

let's chill chat

[plain rover]

who even said that

[torn frost]

KAFFF GOOD MORNINNGNGNGNG

[sharp terrace]

Girl its unnatural that when I ask for help on a how to get into said college server I am met with the fact taht Ill get rejected before I even applied 😭

[cedar kettle]

real question whose the guardian of the rankings for this thread (as in who do i ping if everything is exploding </3)

[real dagger]

i use this chat as an example of why you guys should make me guardian

[hearty tangle]

smh should've applied

[elfin sky]

You didn't apply

😭

[hearty tangle]

ignore them

block wtv

[plain vessel]

This isn’t a how to get in server, it’s help in applying, my advice to you is focus on a school that isn’t need aware for internationals!

[elfin sky]

You can use the usual moderation report function

[plain rover]

whoever said that is probably an auto reject themselves

[sharp hound]

@sharp terrace i'm not sure if you remembered but i was up in here giving here help earlier (i believe i may have been giving you advice too)...most of the prefrosh are NOT out for your head they don't gaf what your decision is they're just trying to help your application

[torn frost]

please show me who said that and i'd address them personally my brother (kaf can u remove the time thingy please)

[trim sundial]

fk is going on here

[sharp terrace]

oh i thought they were discussing how annoying I was

[elfin sky]

You can also ping @empty solar too

[pallid geode]

Don’t ask me tbh ❤️

[livid fossil]

And @tawdry fern

[real dagger]

i told carly in vc i wasnt writing allat and to just make me guardian instead

[elfin sky]

Guys this makes me want to !break

[trim sundial]

!think

welp

[elfin sky]

!joever

!cooked

[torn frost]

how come mods having all the texting capabilities smh let me speak (another 1 min timer) its ok my love i love you

[hearty tangle]

im sorry girlie i cant remove slow mode rn

[empty solar]

yes

[sharp hound]

generally if you're met with a bad attitude it's because they believe you're being annoying

[sharp terrace]

werent you the one who said that they were "all saying [im] annoying"

[trim sundial]

well u can but u musn't

[real dagger]

atleast make it 20-30 seconds bro 1 minute is too much

[trim sundial]

guys lets take this beef to #🚀-general-chat

[elfin sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/999928438167195719.webp?size=48&quality=lossless&name=amongus_lurk

[pallid geode]

no some of y’all get too hotheaded

[pure sky]

Bonked the_thinker#0

[tawdry fern]

hallo

[elfin sky]

No way

[empty solar]

keep this thread related to yale

[sharp terrace]

I dont understand this logic, why is the prefrosh not the annoying one? Some weird form of priority here

[plain rover]

!bonk @empty solar

[trim sundial]

#🚀-general-chat

[hearty tangle]

LET ME PLAY VAL IN PEACE

[plain vessel]

Wait who’s annoying

[torn frost]

i remember i wanted to go to yale when i saw the yale touring video

[weak lotus]

jale

[trim sundial]

..

[sharp hound]

oh helllllll nah 😭

[tawdry fern]

wiat whats even going on

[cedar kettle]

im scared. also everyone please move to general

[plain rover]

bro what are these ‘29ers

[pure sky]

Bonked wpsvl#0

[weak lotus]

i can email my yale ao if u want

[pallid geode]

…

[pure sky]

Bonked 0v3rrated#0

[elfin sky]

???

[sharp terrace]

help in applying to get in, you're giving advice to like get the best out of our applications and the best outcome is getting in to most of our college list which includes safeties. But thank you yes I have lots of generous finaid colleges in my list

[pure sky]

Bonked avelyssaea#0

Bonked carly#0

[livid fossil]

?????

[sharp hound]

im not saying you were being annoying i'm saying the ones being mean to you perceive you as annoying -- that don't mean the prefrosh aren't being annoying i 100% agree that telling you straight up that you're an autoreject was not warranted

good luck with your app though need any advice hmu im not gonna say no

[weak lotus]

shii you’re intl? you have my best wishes 🙏🙏🙏 it’s tough, keep ur head up

[plain rover]

Go to sleep

[sharp hound]

shoot your shot 🤫

[livid fossil]

Not impossible

[plain rover]

Nah the ppl here are so funny bc they're all tryhards n make themselves seem cracked but 1/2 get rejected
The people that actually go to ivies r just normal ppl

[cedar kettle]

is the slow down over. nope. this is sad

[weak lotus]

real most ivy leaguers are just pretty normal and wrote good essays

[plain rover]

Also ivies doesn't mean you'll make it just look at some of my classmates
I've met ppl from OU UF UCF etc that r way smarter imo n I'd work with over ivy league ppl

[livid fossil]

You don’t NEED a good school

[pure sky]

Bonked xhuljanas#0

[sharp terrace]

thank you

[pure sky]

Bonked fattoushsalad.#0

[stoic meteor]

1/2 is quite the underestimation

[plain rover]

Fair u get my point tho

can I get BONKED

[weak lotus]

im boutta be so real rn tho please fall in love with a safety. get the idea of a “dream school/T20” out ur mind rn it’s not a good mindset at all

[plain rover]

Uf is top30 fuck what other ppl say
U need to be abit arrogant it's healthy 🙏

[pure sky]

Bonked jules043778#0

[cedar kettle]

that's valid! i think it makes sense a lot of seniors on a2c are really hoping for great results because everyone has worked hard in highschool but it's kinda stressful because the ar's are so low its a little unpredictable. idk control what you can now and try to be open to whetever the results end up being imo (as in PLEASE LOVE YOUR SAFETIES AND TARGETS THEY ARE POSSIBLE OUTCOMES THAT YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO BE HAPPY WITH). dont be afraid to hope but dont be delulu ig there's a balance

[elfin sky]

I agree with this 100%

At the end of the day, the university should really only be seen as a tool for you to use to get to places

[hearty tangle]

this fr don't apply to safeties js bc they're safeties yk

[elfin sky]

Yes, Yale is a wonderful university, but at the end of the day you are so much more than the university you go to

[empty solar]

Indeed, try not to tunnel vision with one school. It is not wrong to have a "dream" school, but its a good idea to expand your options, because there are some really fantastic choices.

[hearty tangle]

bc you never know what's gonna happen with your acceptances and might end up with your "worst" option yk

[plain rover]

Nah don't look back make the most of what u alrd doin

[elfin sky]

You guys should really read this

#1234961972382928956 #1102595718146965514

[cedar kettle]

oh interesting. wdym laid out?

[sharp terrace]

yea true thats why they call it a gamble

[sharp hound]

@hollow atlas bro you stress too hard don't think about "missing another life" mf the path was MEANT for you to succeed in

lowkey i was torn when i got smacked by my reaches but then realized that if i actually hit them the first time i wouldn't have self-reflected and realized what mistakes i made and what i could do better

• i got a WAY better living situation and financial offer at my safety than i would at any of my reaches

[livid fossil]

What’s ur college list

[plain rover]

Ya get y'all's mental up u guys seem chill n smart fuck em opps

[elfin sky]

Aight guys no edating in general.

[cedar kettle]

wow this is just advice central rn. uhhh additional thing if you're capable (you're capable) you can make many places your home and future. i realized that a lot through the college process.

[weak lotus]

alright so 1. STOP researching yale. don’t look at vids, posts, websites, etc (unless you need to write supps)

2. fall in love with a school you’re basically guaranteed to get into (60+% acc rate). go on campus tours, watch videos, vlogs, etc. romanticize the school to the point where you love everything about it

this is what i did and every rejection didn’t hurt too bad and every acceptance was a pleasant surprise :)

[plain rover]

bro is stressing when michigan is a guaranteed option

[plain vessel]

UR COOKED

[tawdry fern]

holy hell how do u get umich guaranteed

[toxic meadow]

Mich guaranteed is crazy

[elfin sky]

Mich guaranteed is crazy

[tawdry fern]

Mich guaranteed is crazy

[livid fossil]

?????

[sharp parcel]

Mich guaranteed is crazy

[plain rover]

Rejection just motivation Ong nothing gonna stop me

[cedar kettle]

DUDE UMICH GUARANTEED?!?!? you're cooking!!!

[weak lotus]

fall in love with uf and mich 🙏🙏 also, howd u get them guaranteed if u dont mind me asking

[sharp hound]

it stings for a few days but it's all about what mindset you choose to have after the rejections...you can either choose to dwell on what could have been or you can be motivated to reach out and snatch what's in that new path

[elfin sky]

Guest im ngl would have thought you were a junior or senior

[torn frost]

ATEEEEE WHAAAT

[empty solar]

umich guaranteed? how?

[plain rover]

LMAO wdym

[hearty tangle]

umich and uf guaranteed is crazy

W

[livid fossil]

How are u guaranteed mich

[cedar kettle]

ngl rejection from my dream school didnt hurt as bad as i thoguht. like lowkey just felt like i got punched in the stomach for five seconds and then i realized that it wasn't that bad and the world was still spinning so I started writing my next batch of supps almost immediately lol.

[hearty tangle]

same

[plain rover]

Ann arbor is really nice tbh I been there a couple times

[cedar kettle]

wait are you going to grad school or undergrad im confused

[plain rover]

What's this mean 😭 I'm a soph next yr

[sharp hound]

athletes don't deserve to be treated like shit ♥️

lmk which guys r doing this and i'm gonna shit on them

[plain rover]

Nah athletes r respect huge time commitment

[weak lotus]

real asf

[tawdry fern]

athletes r a W

so much work and effort

[real dagger]

grad school for quant?

[tawdry fern]

massive W

[cedar kettle]

mods can we turn off slow mode pls i think this chat has calmed down. is that a no :(

[plain rover]

U usually need a masters/phd unless ur really really cracked

[livid fossil]

Are u an athlete

[hearty tangle]

idk you give ancient vibes

[weak lotus]

but tbh idk how to feel abt guaranteed walk ons for sports like fencing, golf, and rich stuff like that. it’s like the competition is low bc aint nobody got money for allat so you can get good quick if you’re rich enough to start playing

[plain rover]

what 😭 this is about my essay

[plain rover]

It's still lots of time training+ the spots r alrd set aside so

[cedar kettle]

ooohhh what sport?

[livid fossil]

Wait u got recruited to mich and uf??

[tawdry fern]

i mean... im biased towards fencing
and its not like its easy to get into the top in fencing or golf, theres still a rly large competitive pool

[plain rover]

yeah idk how to make that work 😔😔😔 i don’t like any of my short takes

[sharp hound]

it's not as easy as a lot of people think it is

ik dudes who been fencing for 10 years and still not good enough to get recruited at one of those top schools

[cedar kettle]

DANG OK! that's so cool

[plain rover]

Recruited athlete alchemy master quant mf lowk goes hard

[sharp hound]

what kinda event on track?

[tawdry fern]

like i fenced, and i was good, but i got absolutely roasted in my first tourney. these ppl actually put in so much time and effort into it and theyre not just good, theyre insane
like all the time we spend studying and ecs and tests and stuff, they spend years doing the sport instead, and then throwing all that effort away with the excuse of being a rich kid is kinda demeaning imo

[weak lotus]

valid, i genuinely didn’t know about all this

[sharp hound]

yay

[real dagger]

slowmode gone? (its not)

[cedar kettle]

WAIT IS IT GONE. no it isn't UGH. bruh i shoulda applied to be a guardian of the rankings

[tawdry fern]

no im just immune LMFAO

[tawdry fern]

jk ill see if i can remove it

[weak lotus]

valid

[stoic meteor]

do solo sports even matter if youre not recruited

[sharp hound]

yo what's your 100 and 200

[livid fossil]

Wdym

[hearty tangle]

wait but track and volleyball for umich and uf is insane

b10 and sec

that's crazy

[stoic meteor]

as in it doesnt show leadership and youre not getting recruited

[sharp hound]

can you round 😭 im just curious

or give a value +/- 0.1sec

[plain vessel]

Ur high school is in your bio…

[real dagger]

u have ur hs in ur bio dawg

[plain rover]

real

[toxic meadow]

lowk also a photo of u

[plain rover]

for someone who doesn’t wanna get doxxed you shared like everything about yourself

[tawdry fern]

dont ask for a photo thats doxxable so easily

[tawdry fern]

yea id remove that

[weak lotus]

LMFAOOOOO

[toxic meadow]

I'm not asking 😭 I'm saying it's her pfp

[cedar kettle]

are we free. no. i am sad

[tawdry fern]

oh

[tawdry fern]

no 😔

[weak lotus]

YALL ARE SO FUNNY IM CRYING😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[weak lotus]

reminds me of koi who has his whole life story on his website that was in his bio💀💀💀💀💀

[toxic meadow]

yeah idk I'm just saying u never know

[cedar kettle]

pls remove your highschool though thats actually a bad idea

[dusk solar]

L timeout lol

[hearty tangle]

LMFAO

i remember his website

[plain rover]

why would someone even have their hs in their discord bio

[dusk solar]

My reasons for attending Yale are several. Yale is phonetically similar to yell, which I like to do a lot. Yelling has been proven to relieve stress, and often anxiety, so I intend to do that a lot while I struggle to meet deadlines in the Yale “Introduction to Biology” course. As well as this, none of my family members have ever attended Yale, so I think I should. I am from a middle income family with no meaningful contributions to society, so I believe that Yale, like America, should give me a chance to indeed “yell.”

[plain vessel]

lowk u sound like a mun kid

[torn frost]

are u fr fr gonna apply to yale?

[plain rover]

Osint is actually really fun

[dusk solar]

i will use this essay if i get a fee waiver

[torn frost]

i thought u said youw erent gonna shep is this betrayal (i think i got a yale fee waiver by just emailing them)

[dusk solar]

ordinarily im not eligible lmao so for now im not applying

[plain rover]

it’s so easy getting a fee waiver from yale but also i’m broke so idk nvm

[torn frost]

i did not understand what u just said

[foggy cobalt]

how broke

[plain rover]

the influence short take literally shouldn’t be a short take how am i gonna describe 1. the person 2. what they did to influence me 3. how they influenced me 4. what im doing with the influence rn in 35 words

[ionic lagoon]

shes saying that she thinks its easy getting a fee waiver but her experience might be skewed since shes low income

[plain rover]

40k/year

[weak lotus]

it’s hella hard; do u wanna see mine as an example

[foggy cobalt]

damn my family makes 8k more than that, fee waiver no longer in reach

[elfin sky]

I dated a girl that loved Moby Dick. She knew the entire novel by heart, had multiple copies of the novel, etc. She broke up with me cause I'm a jerk but she knew everything. I remember getting annoyed with once and asked her, "Then what's on page 23?" She not only recited it word by word but said some other stuff which made her angry with me.

[plain rover]

yes pls 😔 i need some examples i literally don’t know how they’re supposed to look like

[weak lotus]

copypasta?

[sharp terrace]

whaaa

[cedar kettle]

listen to chris chris knows what he's doing

[dusk solar]

me too

[real dagger]

so real

[ionic lagoon]

Wait can I see? Im not even applying to Yale but I need to see what good writing looks like 😭

[plain rover]

i think you can get it as long as it’s under 75k? not sure tho best to email them still

[dusk solar]

can i also see

[sharp terrace]

me too pls

[leaden vortex]

Is there still a super long cooldown here? 💀

[plain rover]

slowdown 😠

[tawdry fern]

yej

[crisp tendon]

fr

[plain rover]

poor aster never got her wish

[glad torrent]

Hi

[cedar kettle]

which wish

[glad torrent]

I dated a girl that loved Moby Dick. She knew the entire novel by heart, had multiple copies of the novel, etc. She broke up with me cause I'm a jerk but she knew everything. I remember getting annoyed with once and asked her, "Then what's on page 23?" She not only recited it word by word but said some other stuff which made her angry with me.

[dusk solar]

I dated a girl that loved Moby Dick. She knew the entire novel by heart, had multiple copies of the novel, etc. She broke up with me cause I'm a jerk but she knew everything. I remember getting annoyed with once and asked her, "Then what's on page 23?" She not only recited it word by word but said some other stuff which made her angry with me.

[plain rover]

disabling the Yale thread cooldown

[glad torrent]

Perhaps soon

[weak lotus]

yes they love the artsy popular ones

[glad torrent]

Smh this is funny but I have to 😢😢

😔

[lean zenith]

thank you

[cedar kettle]

Im lowkey close friends with someone who is obsessed with moby dick. Like has recited pages of moby dick to me lol

[elfin sky]

I dated a girl that loved A2C. She knew every channel by heart, EA'd to A2C, etc. She broke up with me cause I'm a jerk but she knew everything. I remember getting annoyed with once and asked her, "Then what is the full list pf #📜-rules?" She not only recited it word by word but said some other stuff which made her angry with me.

[marble peak]

Are financial aid forms available after you apply or before you apply?

[elfin sky]

Like FAFSA?

[cedar kettle]

Idk they just really like moby dick 🤷 they also have a small collection of whale memorabilia and will rant about whale evolution like it’s just their thing

[marble peak]

I just want to know if I need to apply before the financial aid forms are due

[elfin sky]

@marble peak that's more of a #💵-financial-aid thing, but you can send your application and then fill out fafsa

Solar wtf.

Ur actually homophobic.

[marble peak]

Oh, I just wasn’t sure if there was more required stuff on the Yale website after you apply

[elfin sky]

Racist.

[elfin sky]

Yep! Yale's finaid deadline is after the application deadlines

FREE?

Okay solar just likes gauging my value then

Yale University (2024-2025)q

Yale University (2024-2025)

[marble peak]

So just CSS and FASFA is nov 1st?

[elfin sky]

Pretend like that didn't happen

[elfin sky]

Deadlines are pinned :)

Cd is 10sec guys

That's in case you guys decide to blow up the channel again

[cedar kettle]

AVE I LOVE YOU TY

[elfin sky]

If you guys start throwing hands i'm changing it not back to 45sec but 1min

[cedar kettle]

I’m sorry ave 😭 hopefully it won’t happened again it is distressing

[elfin sky]

I'm ngl this is the only thread we've actually had serious problems in so far😭

[cedar kettle]

I know 😭

[elfin sky]

And i have 21 threads added to moderate

:mikulook:

[cedar kettle]

Idk why Yale thread is so HSKSKJ and Harvard thread is dead when there are so many Harvard prefrosh and one me

It’s not even the people who are supposed to be in this thread causing chaos 😭

[elfin sky]

I do have a full list

[cedar kettle]

Like love my prefrosh friends but pls leave us alone I just wanna help people see the light and truth of handsome Dan superiority 😔

[elfin sky]

I moderate qotd, cc, transfer, and 21 college megathreads

[cedar kettle]

Since when did we have fine arts thread

[elfin sky]

The AFAP thread goes hard

#1268945015556538439

We added it this year

You're not

You're fine solar

If I can handle 60 units in one sem you can get into Yale

[empty solar]

Hi

[ionic lagoon]

This happened to mine but with Harvard instead

[elfin sky]

Do we even have any yale students in here

[ionic lagoon]

Aster

[cedar kettle]

Everyone from my school says college is easier so I’m kinda banking on the fact I think my highschool was a little hellish academically

[cedar kettle]

It’s me

[ionic lagoon]

Im sure youll be fine then

If high school was hellish then youre set

[elfin sky]

Aster real

[cedar kettle]

Lowkey a little cringe (as in the high schoolers are gonna treat me weird) but I’m gonna put Yale back in my un to be less confusing

[ionic lagoon]

From what Ive heard the social aspects were harder to adjust to than the academic

[cedar kettle]

Hopefully because socially I’m kinda vibing rn

Like already met my roommate already made a couple friends it’s not going that bad rn

[elfin sky]

Honestly my plan for when i transfer

Is to pretend I've been there the whole time

[ionic lagoon]

W strategy

Where are you hoping to transfer to

[cedar kettle]

Just walk up to people and start talking without introducing yourself

Like yeah we met at the coffee shop back in freshman year you don’t remember?

[elfin sky]

"Hi! Remember me? I was in your calculus one class a year or so back"

[cedar kettle]

HELP 😭

[elfin sky]

[ionic lagoon]

Youre gonna get the rising sophomores in your dms

[cedar kettle]

Gaslight gatekeep girlboss ave

[elfin sky]

If you use me as a statistic, nobody's going to get into any UCs

😂

[cedar kettle]

Yup. It is a sad thing

[plain rover]

WELL WELL WELL

[elfin sky]

3.9UW/4.6W & full GEs done

for UCs

lol

rejected all

[cedar kettle]

WE’RE BACK BLAIR THE SLOW DOWN IS LESS SLOW

[elfin sky]

Anyone got any coolmathgames

[plain rover]

HANDSOME DAN THE 19TH WAIT FOR ME

[ionic lagoon]

I always hit up the classics

[empty solar]

I’m about to get my last vaccine for my university requirements

[cedar kettle]

WHAT????? Bro UC system messed up

[elfin sky]

I applied CS....

Honestly CS wasn't for me

I'm doing statistics now

(not kines)

[cedar kettle]

Meeting handsome Dan on 18th IM SO READY

[ionic lagoon]

Yeah it was definitely bc of CS bc your stats are fire

[cedar kettle]

Ah. That’s. Uh.

[elfin sky]

LOL yea

[empty solar]

Stats is coolll

[elfin sky]

Idrc too much though

[ionic lagoon]

Wait are you moving in on the 18th

[cedar kettle]

Yessir

[elfin sky]

At the end of the day i still believe i made the right choice going to cc

[plain rover]

YESSSSSS TIME TO EXPLODE THE THREAD AGAIN 😈🙏

[ionic lagoon]

Save that money fr

[dusk solar]

moby dick

[cedar kettle]

NO DONT

[ionic lagoon]

He's the Yale dog i think

I saw him in gilmore girls

[plain rover]

DREAM YALE EXPERIENCE

[cedar kettle]

Our mascot. He’s a bulldog who is very friendly and very pettable

[plain rover]

im a better yale simp than you….👎👎👎

[cedar kettle]

Having a pettable mascot is just superior ngl

[cedar kettle]

….admission of Yalie failure I’ve never watched Gilmore girls

[plain rover]

handsome dan solos the stupid harvard cat fr

[cedar kettle]

They have a cat?

[plain rover]

not even a mascot

[ionic lagoon]

Bro you gotta watch

[cedar kettle]

I thought they were just crimson. Like the color

[plain rover]

they have some sort of an orange cat that always goes around on campus apparently

[ionic lagoon]

Gilmore Girls is kinda hype

[elfin sky]

"If you admit me to yale im gonna eat ur dog"

[ionic lagoon]

No but in all seriousness I am scared of dogs 💀

[cedar kettle]

Ohhh so not official cat just random campus pet

[ionic lagoon]

They kinda freak me out

[dusk solar]

me too

[cedar kettle]

Uhhhh Yale may not be the place for you 😭

[ionic lagoon]

Yeah.. 😭

[plain rover]

lame ass cat ‼️

[plain rover]

bro is gonna tremble whenever someone says “go bulldogs!”

[cedar kettle]

Imagine if you end up going to Harvard with all this pent up Harvard hate 😭

[plain rover]

NUH UHHHHHHHHHH

[cedar kettle]

It would be mildly funny. I would giggle a little

[plain rover]

no but yale is my sign fr i babysat my uncles baby bulldogs once

like 2y ago

[empty solar]

I might be doing 20 units guys am I cooked

[plain rover]

real

[empty solar]

I’m in CS scholars so I’ll be doing supplemental labs

🫡

[plain rover]

huh

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT YALES MASCOT IS A BULLDOG

[ionic lagoon]

Pittbulls are my opp

Bulldogs are fine though

[plain rover]

baby pittbulls are so cute tho

they’re so energetic they jump around all the time

[cedar kettle]

Solar 😭

[pure ivy]

Real

[sharp hound]

bro all the rising seniors here love yale 😂 harvard stomping their feet rn

[elfin sky]

I would like to go to Yale for many reasons.

First, its location is immaculate. As it is based in "New Haven", Connecticut, I would be able to start a cult there because of the city's name.

Second, I think that you have many nice bushes. You have the nice greenery, and George W. Bush.

Finally, the name "Yale" sounds like yell-

[dusk solar]

YELL FOR YALE

My reasons for attending Yale are several. Yale is phonetically similar to yell, which I like to do a lot. Yelling has been proven to relieve stress, and often anxiety, so I intend to do that a lot while I struggle to meet deadlines in the Yale “Introduction to Biology” course. As well as this, none of my family members have ever attended Yale, so I think I should. I am from a middle income family with no meaningful contributions to society, so I believe that Yale, like America, should give me a chance to indeed “yell.”

[cedar kettle]

WINNING THE HYPSM WAR RAHHHH

[plain rover]

my why us essay is lowkey so basic i didn’t do any professor name drops

[elfin sky]

Wait shep did you make this

[dusk solar]

yes

[plain rover]

my most academic why us factor is their program in general lmao

[dusk solar]

im not

[elfin sky]

It's honestly so iconic

[pure ivy]

Reading the Yale admissions podcast, name drops aren’t what they’re here for anyways

[plain rover]

real

[sharp hound]

lowk you don't NEED a professor name drop – a lot of them r useless because they just drop a name and move on without explaining why THAT professor and how the professor has influenced them

[cedar kettle]

Fr!!! Lowkey I think the more even split of stem and humanities in undergrad is really nice and something people don’t think about?

[ionic lagoon]

Princeton never had a shot

[plain rover]

hmmmm

[sharp hound]

atp if you do it poorly it's wasted characters/words

[plain rover]

i mean that just makes you a good fit bc they’re more liberal arts than pre professional vibes

[empty solar]

Got the vaccination

[plain rover]

but like also it’d be very broad

[cedar kettle]

Are you earlying to brown or Yale out of curiosity?

[pure ivy]

If you get out of a2c, this is not an uncommon thought

[sharp hound]

i would be willing to give my essays up on what NOT to do if yall don't cook me too hard for it

[cedar kettle]

A2C cs kids be spreading the wrong idea lol

[cedar kettle]

…I’m curious

[sharp hound]

i wanted to do econ + math + anthro

[dusk solar]

@elfin sky

[cedar kettle]

WOAH COOL COMBO

[ionic lagoon]

Yeah I agree with this, I think humanities is a nice stress reliever whenever stem makes you want to quit

[plain rover]

im unfortunately very my major focused but im also willing to explore other fields

NUHHH

[dusk solar]

boooo

[ionic lagoon]

I think Im gonna do econ with premed courses

or philosophy

[dusk solar]

pensive

[cedar kettle]

but also like the groups of people you interact with I think tend to be quite diverse? Like when not everyone is doing stem convos tend to be more interesting imo

[elfin sky]

Hello.

[cedar kettle]

Ahhh valid

[elfin sky]

What would you like to do with that combination?

[ionic lagoon]

Yeah I totally agree its nice to hear more perspectives

[sharp hound]

go into the navy

[ionic lagoon]

stem kids can be a little robotics at times 😭

[sharp hound]

i just thought it would be cool to learn 😂

[plain rover]

i discovered my love for salt caramel popcorn

can yale support this passion

[elfin sky]

I-

Alright 😭

[plain rover]

i just know im devouring benjamin franklin breakfast silliman dinner

[dusk solar]

im devouring benjamin franklin

[plain rover]

the food 😭

[dusk solar]

he's tasty nom nom nom

[sharp hound]

@cedar kettle one of my short answers for example:

1. What inspires you?*

The business model of In-N-Out Burger – they only have three things on their menu: burgers, fries, and drinks. A simple idea executed well created 400 stores and 1.8 billion USD in revenue per year.

[plain rover]

i will literally get a yale bf for the food

[dusk solar]

that is right

[dusk solar]

this was not even bad

[ionic lagoon]

W answer

[elfin sky]

1. What inspires you?

Your mom

[sharp hound]

apparently not W answer to adcoms 😂

[dusk solar]

feller's mom also inspires me

[plain rover]

i like this and im a senior so i don’t wanna comment njt wouldn’t it be nice to tell them like what exactly that inspiration made you feel like/do or sth

[sharp hound]

you can comment whatever you want lol

[ionic lagoon]

Theyre haters trust

[plain rover]

no bc you never know

[elfin sky]

@real dagger did you see my moby dick message

[sharp hound]

my app szn is done it's all you guys now

[ionic lagoon]

Probably dont like In-And-Out like losers

[cedar kettle]

I mean, fair?

[plain rover]

i know too much abt yale now 😞

[sharp hound]

2. If you could teach any college course, write a book, or create an original piece of art of any kind, what would it be?*

I would teach, "The Evolution of Office Design from Efficiency to Wellbeing" because I want to show how modern office settings have an impact on worker productivity and company profitability.

[elfin sky]

Solar trying to get freaky with the mods

😭

[sharp hound]

ohhhhhh shit my ID card just got approved

[elfin sky]

My relationship with your mother just got approved

[cedar kettle]

I feel like this isn’t that bad tbh

[sharp hound]

my fists relationship with your face just got approved

[cedar kettle]

So excited to meet my opps

[plain rover]

youre so business coded omg

[elfin sky]

I have a comment for this but I am not trying to get sent out

womp womp

[dusk solar]

fellers answers aint even that bad

[sharp hound]

3. Other than a family member, who is someone who has had a significant influence on you? What has been the impact of their influence?

Through the full-field sprints performed at the end of soccer practice, Coach Stan has taught me the value of hard work and discipline – clutch moments in games decide who wins and who gets sent home.

[elfin sky]

How do we like the 10sec cooldown btw everyone

[plain rover]

W

[sharp hound]

i mean i did get an interview

[ionic lagoon]

It's better than the timer from last night

[plain rover]

lower it 😔

[dusk solar]

raise it to 45

[plain rover]

pretty please 🙏 🥺

[sharp hound]

whatever im writing yall need to mog my shit for your essays

[plain rover]

i like ur essays tho 😔

[cedar kettle]

It’s ok

[sharp hound]

4. What is something about you that is not included anywhere else in your application?*

I look for big ideas in little things. My brain deliberates about how the complex supply chain of the Japanese restaurant is managed, while my mouth waters at the fatty tuna nigiri on my plate.

[dusk solar]

LMFAO

[elfin sky]

Aster wants a 0sec cd

[plain rover]

i feel like the problem might be that you constantly talked about business

[sharp hound]

my app was a troll app 😂

[dusk solar]

it's a fun app though i gotta say

[plain rover]

and showed no other aspect of you

[cedar kettle]

Now that kace is in the chat I don’t ngl /lh

[sharp hound]

maybe i didn't tailor it to yale AT ALL

[elfin sky]

HELLLO

[sharp hound]

well my long essays i haven't shown yet

[plain rover]

wait true 💀

[plain rover]

send em over ‼️

[sharp hound]

even in my long essays they were not tailored to yale

[plain rover]

oh

[sharp hound]

you're probably thinking atm "oh these responses aren't too bad" because the short essays i actually had fun doing and put loads of thought into

[dusk solar]

double the countdown and give it to the next person (the harvard megathread for no reason)

[plain rover]

bc they’re nice!!

[sharp hound]

Tell us about a topic or idea that excites you and is related to one or more academic areas you selected above. Why are you drawn to it? (200 words or fewer)

Cannabis stocks are the future. Or so I thought – until I plummeted my virtual stock market challenge team from the top 10 in the state to dead last. Although the result was disappointing, I noticed picking stocks with my team was often my favorite part of the school day. Consequently, I became curious to understand the reasons for change in stock prices and the metrics used to predict them.

When I learned about financial ratios my junior year, I was fascinated by how analysts applied the ratios to make decisions with assurance. For example, studying the liquidity coverage ratio – which gauges a bank's strength in emergencies – gave me the confidence to short regional bank stocks before their crash in Spring 2023. These ratio-backed decisions caused my portfolio to outperform the S&P 500 by over 30% – earning my team 2nd place in the state.

Majoring in Economics + Mathematics at Yale will allow me to study the philosophy behind making important decisions and teach me the intensive math background to solve quantitative problems. Whether educating people on investments or analyzing the effects of policy changes, I can make an impact in my community with the tools a Yale education teaches me.

[dusk solar]

CANNABIS LMFAOO

[plain rover]

i just think that from the advice i’ve personally received they’re expecting to reveal yourself as a whole and maybe that was the problem idk

[plain rover]

oh..

[dusk solar]

bro couldve mentioned literally ANY other stock 💀

[tough parcel]

ngl i would've gotten a giggle out of that lmao

[sharp hound]

im not finna lie it was cannabis that did my team in

[tough parcel]

but i guess i'm not a 50 yr old yale ao

[dusk solar]

bro ill be real that essay's like p good it's just cannabis 💀

[elfin sky]

?

[sharp hound]

i live in vegas so i am very desensitized to cannabis

its just like any normal thing here

[tough parcel]

that's so much less fun

[sharp hound]

nah but then i woulda been lying i did actually sell my team by buying cannabis stocks

[dusk solar]

cannabis is exciting

[sharp hound]

that was a true story i wrote about

[elfin sky]

feller really didcannabis stocks

[sharp hound]

yeah and learned that they fucking suck

looking back on my "why yale" essay it was a mess

[plain rover]

lemme seeeee

[sharp hound]

i stressed myself out to the point where it was just filled with "key words" and garbage

Decision making is an important part of all aspects of life. For my entire life, I have been fascinated by what decisions cause certain events to happen. Because of my interest, I'll be eager to walk into Urban Inequalities and Educational Opportunity to analyze what creates inequalities in underserved urban communities – and throughout the course, apply teachings to New Haven high schools. After class, I would cycle over to the Yale Athletic Fields to train, form bonds, and contribute to the winning culture of the Yale Men's Club Soccer team. Yale's liberal arts education gives me the opportunity to think independently, and the athletics clear my mind and free my body. While being immersed in the multifaceted Yale community, I know I'll thrive.

literally reminds me of JFK harvard essay which is not good

[tough parcel]

😭

[dusk solar]

okay that one was a rip :(

[sharp hound]

agreed it was pretty trash ngl

[elfin sky]

I like stats because I like figuring out the probabilities of being with your mother

[dusk solar]

get eaten

[sharp hound]

although i lowk do wanna take that class it sound fun af

[elfin sky]

Woahhhhhhh

🤭

[sharp hound]

that's why i'm sharing it here

[elfin sky]

Damn......

[plain rover]

could this not applied to every other school with the names changed

[dusk solar]

yes

[sharp hound]

ppl always share the successful essays but not the failures

[dusk solar]

but more than that it's giving jfk :(

[sharp hound]

the failures are what cause growth

[dusk solar]

ill share all of my essays when im done except caps

[sharp hound]

it could if i changed a couple of the things (courses, field)

i didn't ever get a "what NOT to do" when writing my essays i just looked at successful examples and kinda melted their voices together do NOT do that

at the end of the day it really wasn't MY essay

ngl you should stop looking at essays online

[dusk solar]

i got a what not to do by reading a couple
interesting essays from my peers

[plain rover]

thank you for your service 🫡

although i like your essays tbh

[dusk solar]

same

[elfin sky]

I think they were too formal

For my taste

[plain rover]

it’s just that you didn’t tell much about yourself except that you’re passionate about business

[elfin sky]

Yea that too

[dusk solar]

this is true

[plain rover]

that’s what i concluded from the advice i got but idk

[cedar kettle]

HELP WHAT IS THIS 💀

[dusk solar]

best essay known to mankind

[sharp hound]

LMAO

[cedar kettle]

No that’s the Harvard man essay

[sharp hound]

i lowk did not do my research on yale and just winged it

[torn frost]

Woe teller

Feller ate

[elfin sky]

The reasons that I have for wishing to go to Yale are several. I feel that Yale can give me a better background and a better liberal education than any other university. I have always wanted to go there, as I have felt that it is not just another college, but is a university with something definite to offer. Then too, I would like to go to the same college as my father. To be a "Yale man" is an enviable distinction, and one that I sincerely hope I shall attain.

[sharp hound]

those essays got me a big ol 👎

[cedar kettle]

IKR he was like “this is what not to do” and then pulled up with like, good supps

[dusk solar]

My reasons for attending Yale are several. Yale is phonetically similar to yell, which I like to do a lot. Yelling has been proven to relieve stress, and often anxiety, so I intend to do that a lot while I struggle to meet deadlines in the Yale “Introduction to Biology” course. As well as this, none of my family members have ever attended Yale, so I think I should. I am from a middle income family with no meaningful contributions to society, so I believe that Yale, like America, should give me a chance to indeed “yell.”

[torn frost]

I wish I cooked on Yale supps

Would be been fun

[sharp hound]

could have been my course rigor combined with my atrocious why us both were pretty ass

[cedar kettle]

The funnier thing about this is we don’t have an intro to bio course. We have a sequence so this is just wrong 😭

[dusk solar]

even better

[torn frost]

I’m just happy I got wl at uchi regular decision

[sharp hound]

i was ranked 49/347 end of day which probably wouldn't cut it anyway

[plain rover]

im tryna cook on my essays

[sharp hound]

super comp HS

[plain rover]

they will save my lack of rigor fr

[cedar kettle]

…

[torn frost]

Imma for sure visit

[cedar kettle]

More Yale glazing instead pls

[plain rover]

we don’t have ranking so happy

[dusk solar]

yuck fale

[torn frost]

Aster is gonna take me to the Yale Harvard game

[elfin sky]

"wsg gang i lived in the hood i got many opps and need to get out"

[cedar kettle]

Thank you ❤️

[plain rover]

YALEEEEEEE
MUYY LOVEEEEEEE YESSSSSS HANDSOME DAN BENJAMIN FRANKLIN BERKELEYBRANFORD DAVENPORT EZTRA STILES GRACE HOPPER

[elfin sky]

ay bro solar. we gon hit the bank up north. u got the goods? we running up & shi

[cedar kettle]

I hate that you just have the rescos implanted into your brain

[plain rover]

JE MORSE PAUL MURRAY PIERSONDAYBROOK SILLIMAN TD

[cedar kettle]

Like I forgot Davenport exists until rn

[plain rover]

OJ MY GOD I FORGOT TRUM ULL

APPARENTLY TRUMBULL HASS VERY GOOD MOLKSHAKES AND THEYRE KNOWN TO BE A SCHOLARSHIP COLLEGE

[cedar kettle]

What is a scholarship college

[plain rover]

YALE IROSH SOCIETY AND SCANDI SOCIETY HAVE THEIR BRUNCHES AND MEETINGS THERE OCCASIONALLY I LIKE TRUNBULL

[cedar kettle]

Lowkey I think Blair knows more about Yale than I do

[plain rover]

where brokies reside apparently idk

[elfin sky]

@acoustic wigeon u good? send me the deets on ur shit in dms

[crisp tendon]

Trumbull sounds loke a pokemon

[elfin sky]

wtf am i even saying

[plain rover]

i thoguht it the assignment was random but a lot of ppl said it was a “scholarship” college idk

[torn frost]

After picking up a puzzle on the subway, the 81 squares on a page became a commitment of a lifetime. Sudoku has ultimately shaped my cognitive viewpoints of life. Solving a sudoku puzzle mirrors the complex decisions people would ultimately face in life.
When solving a puzzle, you get stuck in a position where you need to make a decision, you are faced by a perspective that could change in time but is current, and it feels like you're about to jump off a cliff right then and there. With that you have to decide whether or not to trust that your parachute works, that single leap of faith being the path we take. Being unsure of the outcome whether that decision was the right one pushes you to finish and complete the work you have started, trying to figure that out. T

Finally reaching tranquility when I complete the puzzle I spent hours solving and immediately moving on to the next one. The flow of continuance represents my work ethic and thirst for knowledge that would enhance my learning experience as well as ability to pick up work and strive for better whether that be results or effort.
The origin of sudoku also serves as global engagement, as the puzzle originates from Japan, the community built from this experience would be encouraging global perspectives not only on the game itself but the perspectives people take to solve them and supports the cultural initiatives wishing to be achieved in college.
Sudoku being a way to release pent up stress, would support the wellness and mental health advocacy in college in a community of those who feel the same and would create a supportive and compassionate college environment which will ultimately benefit fellow students through knowledge sharing, initiatives and inclusion.

[plain rover]

we love trumbull

i might end up at trumbull if i get in i have good feelings

[cedar kettle]

Uhhh maybe before randomization???? Everything is randomized now for rescos. Before when people could choose there was apparently some weird socioeconomic splitting happening

[plain rover]

yeah… 💀🙏

[elfin sky]

yo. what are u even talking about solar

[sharp hound]

don't bank on it

[plain rover]

idk i love yale so much yale get me in i love elihu yale i will name my kid elihu

[dusk solar]

That summer seemed to last forever

When the femboy finally nyah ichi ni sanned his way towards fame, he was content. He was satisfied with the money he accumulated, the beverly hills house he bought, and most of all, his beautiful catboy son. The catboy son was his joy, his pride, the valedictorian.

During his time oppressed as a young femboy, he was very curious about his potential identity as furry. He was frustrated at times, that although he wanted to discover the intricacies of furryism he was held back by social norms. Because of this, he thought to himself, maybe, being a furry isn't for me. He lived his life to old age as a femboy, only as a fembooy, always as a femboy

But in his young adult, when he was in college, he encountered a fellow femboy. He was madly in love. So he asked the femboy out.

The other femboy said "nah, we league :D

[plain rover]

why’s this giving tumblr roleply

[elfin sky]

I have beef w the femboy community

Never again

😭

[cedar kettle]

Lowkey I feel like this could be the name of a split evolution from snubbull

[elfin sky]

Never gonna be w a femboy again

[crisp tendon]

RIGHT?

[dusk solar]

how about femgirl

[elfin sky]

That's.... jjust

[crisp tendon]

tjats the first thing i thought of

[plain rover]

erm

[elfin sky]

Shep...

Let me sit you down for this one....

[cedar kettle]

Bro I forgot how goofy this line looks

[dusk solar]

what do you have against femgirls.

[sharp hound]

brokies is nasty work 😂

[plain rover]

im one of them

[crisp tendon]

Wtf is dreamybull theres No way thats real

[cedar kettle]

IKR

[plain rover]

literally full ride seeking intl with no assets other than a car

[sharp hound]

same i sold my soul to the military (although i want to serve anyway)

[elfin sky]

I-

[cedar kettle]

Mimi I don’t know any Pokémon past gen 5 and this dreamybull guy freaks me out

[elfin sky]

Why

[dusk solar]

he dont exist

[cedar kettle]

I think it might be fan made. I am hoping it is

[dusk solar]

it is fan made

[crisp tendon]

ME TOO i have never seen this

[cedar kettle]

Thank god he doesn’t actually exist

[torn frost]

Goodnight aster

[cedar kettle]

Gn!

[crisp tendon]

theyvshould add trubull instead

[proud cosmos]

dreamybull hold on

[plain rover]

TRRRUMMMMBBBUUUULLLLLLLL

[sharp hound]

i forgot that ursaluna existed

[cedar kettle]

Ursaluna blood moon is really something

Ursaluna I think is cute though. He just looks a little derpy

[crisp tendon]

i Love teddyursa

[dusk solar]

yall got nothing on snom

https://tenor.com/view/snom-gif-20724886

[cedar kettle]

he's just a little guy

[elfin sky]

I never want to see dreamybull again please

[cedar kettle]

awww buddy

im so basic my favorite pokemon is psyduck

[marble peak]

Thank you!

[elfin sky]

Mhmm!

[marble peak]

The Yale tour was soooooooo good

[elfin sky]

Woooooo

[marble peak]

I want to go so bad 😭😭

[empty solar]

Mmmmmmm

[empty solar]

Wrong chat guys mb

[empty solar]

Awesome photos

[cedar kettle]

YAY!!!!

[marble peak]

I got to rub the toe too

[cedar kettle]

I haven’t done that smh

[marble peak]

Man you’ll have to

[cedar kettle]

Fr

[marble peak]

But now I have material for my essays

[plain rover]

this is MY alma mater yall fr ‼️🔥 ‼️🔥

i need to get working on them essays too ngl my first drafts are looking bad

[marble peak]

I haven’t started for Yale since I was waiting for the tour

But my other essays are looking a little rough as well

[cedar kettle]

Alma mater looking pretty 😍

[drifting lagoon]

😳

[cedar kettle]

Look at how pretty my future home is likeeeee if I’m suffering I might as well sugfer in style ❤️

[plain rover]

whenever i like sth too much it always disappears #deep

i need to start hating yale

[dusk solar]

My reasons for attending Yale are several. Yale is phonetically similar to yell, which I like to do a lot. Yelling has been proven to relieve stress, and often anxiety, so I intend to do that a lot while I struggle to meet deadlines in the Yale “Sequence to Biology” course. As well as this, none of my family members have ever attended Yale, so I think I should. I am from a middle income family with no meaningful contributions to society, so I believe that Yale, like America, should give me a chance to indeed “yell.”

[plain rover]

you might as well be sad in paris type shi fr

[plain rover]

bro is editing his essay on the yale thread

[elfin sky]

It’s his favourite eddy

Essay

[cedar kettle]

My resco ❤️

So excited. I’m from Cali so white Christmas will lowkey be a new experience for me

[plain rover]

WAIT THIS US SILLIMAN

[elfin sky]

White Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day you ate it away

[plain rover]

GET READY FOR LONG ASS QUEUES FOR DINNER AT 6 PM SILLIMAN FREAK ❤️❤️

[drifting lagoon]

I heard the food fire 🔥

[plain rover]

my why us essay fr

[drifting lagoon]

😂

[plain rover]

i fw silliman hella aster just so you know idk…

like am i ur fav senior or what aha

[cedar kettle]

shit

[sharp terrace]

thats why my sis wants to go

[cedar kettle]

how did you recognize it so fast lol

[plain rover]

im literally insane

[sharp hound]

yall should go to the gym hella so when you get on campus you're big asf

instant +10 aura

[cedar kettle]

YAY WELCOME TO THE CULT

[plain rover]

im gonna get a 6. onth gym membership until college once iimm done with majority of the apps

imma be big asf dfr

[sharp hound]

trust go to the gym WHILE working on apps helps you destress

[cedar kettle]

after the freshman 15 i will be

[plain rover]

girl…

[loud nova]

keeping mental health in check during the app process is soo good for you

[plain rover]

this is very unsettling

[cedar kettle]

my problem is i dont understand how the gym works and im scared of the gym people 😭

[plain rover]

i literally can’t go to my therapy sessions anymore bc of all the fees associated with apps 😭😭💀💀💀

[sharp hound]

lowk you could do it at home too or take a fitness class i believe yale has a few weightlifting ones

[cedar kettle]

def. i commisserated with my friends a lot it was really nice

[cedar kettle]

ooohh i will look into

[loud nova]

definitely

[sharp hound]

rn since im at home i just spam pushups, pullups, swim, run

[loud nova]

everyone was going through the same thing, so my peers were really great at keeping me in check haha

[sharp hound]

and the cardigans albums

[tough parcel]

let's keep it rated T guys 😭

[plain rover]

i keep dooming myself and giving my friends motivation

[cedar kettle]

also taking walks with friends and just not thinking about college for a couple hours is the best

[elfin sky]

Ong thank you chloe three

[cedar kettle]

walking along the beach boba in hand is actually so healing

[elfin sky]

Chlothree

[loud nova]

absolutely true. beaks are certainly needed

[elfin sky]

Chlo3

Yes that is your new name

Chlo3

[tough parcel]

that's a good one

[cedar kettle]

fr!!! friends are so important during college apps (mostly for sanity lol)

[sharp hound]

not encouraging this but HS parties where you just get fucking wasted got rid of the stress too

[cedar kettle]

who is ken carson

[plain rover]

i will do this if iget a good sat score

[loud nova]

are you applying yale scea ?

[plain rover]

above yales 50th percentile and i’ll be sane

[sharp hound]

do it regardless of SAT score

[plain rover]

yes

[elfin sky]

You can also do @ UCI

Trol

[cedar kettle]

what am i listening to rn

[plain rover]

is this the guy who sings that shit snow bunny heaven song

[sharp hound]

LMFAO ken carson is trolling with that song

[plain rover]

idk

[cedar kettle]

not sure what genre of music this is but i am not into it 😔

[elfin sky]

This is basically general 3

G3neral

[plain rover]

nahh

[plain rover]

real

[sharp hound]

this is good for the yale thread

[elfin sky]

Yea

If you guys are on good behaviour, we’ll remove the cd entirely