Harvard University (2024-2025)

[night breach]

Did u apply uw

[ripe plinth]

nah im a gov major 🔥

it looks like a prison anyway

waterloo detention center 🔥

[night breach]

U gotta help carbon tax carney

[ripe plinth]

gotta love when my PM was voted by 100k people

[night breach]

I'm just referencing the yt ads 😭

Pls don't ban me mods

[night breach]

I've never been to uw

[ripe plinth]

carney went to harvard

[night breach]

He did????

[ripe plinth]

yeah

apparently his daughter rn is a sophomore

at harvard

or a freshman

[night breach]

I gotta brush up on my politics

[ripe plinth]

something like that

[night breach]

Dangg

[ripe plinth]

Legacy 💔 🥀

[night breach]

Need those connections

[ripe plinth]

real

[night breach]

Prob donated a building

[ripe plinth]

lmao

[reef grove]

diabolically terrible idea

[crystal shadow]

imagine registering that club

applying2college club on a college campus is diabolical icl

[ripe plinth]

"why only limit A2C to a screen when u can be immersed in it IRL!!!!"

"meetings are 24/7 because apply to college never stops"

[crystal shadow]

the club is just everyone spamming transfer applications because they have withdrawals from writing supplementals

[ripe plinth]

there should be an A2I

applying to internships

or A2G(S)

applying to grad school

hm

I feel like A2I could be big

"My JP Morgan interviewer hasnt given me a follow up call within 15 minutes, am I cooked?"

[crystal shadow]

r/gradadmissions already exists 💔

[ripe plinth]

"Rejected goldman sachs. there is NO point in continuing. I have no future"

[ripe plinth]

ts pmo fr 🥀

oh shit did UCs come out today

i just went on the a2c sub

LMAO

[crystal shadow]

ucsb and ucsc did i think

[ripe plinth]

wow this is so sad

[crystal shadow]

ucla is estimated this friday and ucb probably ivy day

[ripe plinth]

valid reaction ngl

[balmy thorn]

UCB confirmed Ivy day

[autumn sorrel]

is it true harvard still sends out interviews till decision date?

[jaunty pagoda]

Dawg don't get my hopes up 😭

[hardy lance]

u want cal over harvard shush

[frail plank]

That’s not true

I think final absolutely last interviews were last week

Most were by end of February

[exotic lodge]

no harvard interview... am i cooked

[fleet thicket]

no

[zealous rune]

in the same boat (probably auto reject lol)

[obsidian nexus]

no

[karmic flax]

auto rejects aren’t a thing

[turbid notch]

Blud it’s a week before results

Just hold tight atp

[low surge]

sighhhh

[turbid notch]

Ik

I’m crashing out

[low surge]

me too

[timid sleet]

Same

[modern wolf]

i just opened a book on a random page on a random line and it started with a yes

i feel like a tarot card reader

[reef grove]

bro 💀

[hardy lance]

i'm sure there is a pile where they put everyone with a 3.0< gpa

[obsidian nexus]

proof?

[karmic flax]

this is objectively not true

[hardy lance]

i don't have proof

but

[obsidian nexus]

great

so its meaningless

[hardy lance]

i am a known clairvoyant

[knotty orchid]

in the fireplace

[hardy lance]

just trust me guys

[obsidian nexus]

is this satire

[modern wolf]

am i sane

[karmic flax]

out of touch more like

[hardy lance]

my clairvoyance is impossible to refute

those who do

[obsidian nexus]

okay 3/10 rage bait

[hardy lance]

sorely regret it

[eternal tundra]

this is the energy we need no more hopelessly saying we won't get in

[hardy lance]

ur right

I WILL GET IN

lemme eat my words in 7 days

[eternal tundra]

I WILL GET IN 🗣️

[eternal tundra]

same but we did what we could

applied to the best of our abilities

[hardy lance]

explain the grammar in some of my essays

[reef grove]

do you mean <3.0 😭

[hardy lance]

i'm sure there's a pile of that as well

[reef grove]

random book astrology goes crazy

[reef grove]

lmaooo

[hardy lance]

well by definition if there's a pile of the latter then there is a pile of the former

harvard level brain right there

[modern wolf]

at least that allowed here

[hardy lance]

its not but we tolerate it

[modern wolf]

cmon im not "causing anxiety" by that

[hardy lance]

i never said you were

stop putting words in my mouth

[ruby dock]

any international with interview?

[jaunty oar]

Nope

[ruby dock]

i have gone, is a good sign?

i'm from mexico

[jaunty oar]

Yes that's good

[ruby dock]

and the AO for mexico contact my counselor like a month ago, that's a good sign too?

[jaunty oar]

Most probably

[ruby dock]

ty!

[jaunty oar]

All the best

[obsidian nexus]

yeah this is probably a good sign

[tawdry pumice]

im pretty sure there's a pile in which they put every application

i think it's called a pordall or something?

[crystal shadow]

what

[modern wolf]

does harvard request idoc for everyone

[quaint steppe]

Yes

I had a Harvard idoc request before i even submitted the app

[fleet thicket]

harvard admissions is separate from fin aid

so it doesnt mean anything

[hardy lance]

rejected JHU letssss gooo

[quaint steppe]

SAME

[hardy lance]

this is my only shot now

honestly i think i have a better shot here than jhu

[quaint steppe]

oh

[hardy lance]

my only decesion left

the next 6 days will be brutal

[gritty parcel]

where did you get in so far

[tall haven]

Rejected JHU FML

[hardy lance]

UGA and UF

lmao

cooked

[gritty parcel]

oh you have really solid options alr

w

[hardy lance]

I WANT HARVARD

but yes i'll go to uga for free if htat doesn't pan out

[gritty parcel]

3 percent bro

[gritty parcel]

free uga?

damn

[hardy lance]

free uga

[gritty parcel]

the jackpot

[hardy lance]

not really

in state students its basically free

[obsidian nexus]

still a W

[reef grove]

ut austin might surpass harvard in wealth

[crystal shadow]

actually

[reef grove]

yeah bc of oil

[crystal shadow]

😞

[reef grove]

harvards going more toward like climate change and stuff so they’re not making as much from fossil fuels

ut austin still has loadsssss of oil it gets money from

man is harvard even worth it if it’s only the second richest smh

maybe i’ll go to ut austin instead

[floral briar]

☠️

🫩

[quaint steppe]

ELTS GOOOOOO

[crystal shadow]

LMFAOOOOO

[reef grove]

traitor

[quaint steppe]

if harvard lets me in ill switchover

[lunar shoal]

Ready to be humbled next week 🙏

[reef grove]

i’ll see you at visitas

[floral briar]

Yayayayayay

[reef grove]

nvm github in bio i’m avoiding you like the plague

[hoary schooner]

i never expected to have so much respect for a harvard student

[crystal shadow]

🧀

rats in bio

[reef grove]

🐁🐁🐁

[lunar shoal]

Noooooo 😭

[knotty orchid]

I might actually just tell Harvard to shush if they waitlist me

[signal barn]

wait do u need an ao interview to get into harvard

i.e, do most admitted students have an ao interview

[floral briar]

No

Only about 50

[signal barn]

oh

so whats the ao interview? just a variant of a likely letter?

[floral briar]

Not really
You can still get rejected after that

[signal barn]

oh i see

thanks

[reef grove]

i didnt get one

[signal barn]

thx, and congrats!!

[reef grove]

wait i have a green checkmark next to my name wtf

i didnt put that there

[signal barn]

another question, does anyone have any idea if a (relatively big) update i put in a few days ago will have been looked at? or were/are decisions alr made basically

[deep pumice]

how nany days ago

[narrow ginkgo]

you filled out the form in the announcements channel

[signal barn]

3

[reef grove]

ahhh its from that

[deep pumice]

i dont think theyd rly consider it unless its beyond huge

[reef grove]

dyk if theres any way to get rid of it

[signal barn]

ic

[deep pumice]

ur decision is already set in stone regardless of updates

unless its huge

i feel

boops

ur too good

[narrow ginkgo]

reach out to the moderators

[signal barn]

💀 💀 💀

nah like

ik mit says they make decisions up to the day before decision release

[low surge]

i got a nobel yesterday you think i should update? (he naww, they threw my app already)

[deep pumice]

nah bro

nobel rejected

[low surge]

ikr

done for

cmu reject🫠🫠

[reef grove]

yield protect fr fr

[low surge]

i should start a gofundme for a 100 mil to donate to harvard

[reef grove]

become president of a different country and then fund harvard

[low surge]

*joins a party....runs for election

[zealous adder]

bruh

[undone mango]

atp if you're a president of a country you've already got enough harvard grads running around you

[hardy lance]

these next 6 days will be horrid

or ig

5 days

how is it 5 days

this is really weird

[tender light]

I need just one ivy

Harvard would make me levitate if I got in

Interview went so well

[floral briar]

Us fr

[opal birch]

did u have one or two

[tender light]

1

Also got a yale and duke interview

[floral briar]

Domestic?

[tender light]

Lmao domestic, I live 10 minutes away from Cambridge

[floral briar]

OH DAMN
I mean the other case
As an intl getting both Harvard and Yale interviews ☠️

[floral briar]

Cracked af

[opal birch]

lol i got harvard and yale but no duke

[floral briar]

And then duke too

Lol

[tender light]

I don’t even know how I got the duke ome

[opal birch]

i submitted duke 2 weeks late tho...

and did it on the spot

so...

[tender light]

I accidentally sent them an essay I sent to northwestern with northwestern’s name

[opal birch]

not surprised at all if i get rejected

[opal birch]

lolol

[tender light]

But changed it 3 days later in the update file

[opal birch]

maybe they never even noticed

[tender light]

I hope so

I lowkey cooked with their essays

I got into Williams though so worse comes to worse it’s between Williams and ivies

[knotty orchid]

I can’t wait to be waitlisted

[tender light]

I need Harvard so bad😭 I toured it 2 weeks ago

[knotty orchid]

why did u go now, surely you go after you’ve been admitted lol

[tender light]

I never visited before and i wanted to see it before I either loved or hated the college forever

[knotty orchid]

and now I’m guessing you love it

[tender light]

Yep. So hopefully in 5 days I don’t hate it

[knotty orchid]

gl

[tender light]

Ty

[latent nacelle]

Harvard my last hope

[floral briar]

Us fr

[latent nacelle]

WE WILL GET IN!

[floral briar]

YESSS

[lunar shoal]

It's the only good school in Boston anyway 🙄

[tender light]

1. Not in Boston

[wet owl]

fr

[lunar shoal]

I know lol but it's close enough

[tender light]

2. MIT across the street

[tender light]

Fair lmao

[wet owl]

Harvard is cooler

[tender light]

Oh Fs

I didn’t even apply to MIt

[opal birch]

hey

[lunar shoal]

Harvard > MIT because they rejected me

[opal birch]

no MIT slander

[floral briar]

1.the College I get into/Harvard
2. Others.

[lunar shoal]

Real lol

[tender light]

10 rejections…

[opal birch]

: (

[tender light]

Are you okay?

[floral briar]

USSSS

But 0 acceptances

🫩

[floral briar]

Perfectly okay

[tender light]

Better than me fr, I’d crash out after 5

[lunar shoal]

That really does suck mate, I'm sorry :(

[opal birch]

i'd crash out after 1

[wet owl]

sameee

MIT culture is NOT for me lmao

[lunar shoal]

Valid lol

[tender light]

MIT culture is very much weird nerds who do math

No offense to any MIT commits

[wet owl]

yeah honestly

I'm not a geek

[opal birch]

most people wouldnt describe me this way

[wet owl]

and I feel like they're lowkey more introverted and I'm the opposite

[tender light]

I like the bourgeoise environment of Harvard

[wet owl]

SAMEEEEE

the culture is just nice

imo

[tender light]

Plus Harvard ‘29 looks cooler than MIT ‘29

[wet owl]

fsfs

[opal birch]

harvard > Harvard

[tender light]

^

“*****@harvard.edu”

[opal birch]

mmm

@vestal trail

oh

wtf

oops

LOLOL

bro he has the fucking username mit. edu

wtf

[wet owl]

[crystal shadow]

isn’t the email for harvard undergrads like

college.harvard.edu

[dreamy lynx]

Yea

[crystal shadow]

i wish it was clean as just @harvard.edu

[rugged vessel]

cry about it

[reef grove]

for me at least i got to choose it

wait i think it was the beginning actually

i may be stupid

but there were a couple options like i could get jane.doe@ or like jdoe@ or whatever

which is at least nicer than just generating one

[wet owl]

I forgot my email bruh lmao

[eager sinew]

how does one do this

[eager sinew]

i got to type mine yeah

[reef grove]

me too 💀

[eager sinew]

chat did u nit write these down

[reef grove]

tbh they just made us pick one and then we’re like “yeah you won’t actually get to use it until august”

[eager sinew]

these r important u use them everyday 😭

[eager sinew]

it became active in like june for me

[reef grove]

that’s like 3 months for me to remember it

[eager sinew]

notes app girl

mine was just my first and last name

so there was nothing to remember

[reef grove]

i think i chose that one too

[reef grove]

i have almost 900 notes already 😭 it would get lost

also i don’t think that far ahead tragically

[wet owl]

they gave me two options if im not mistaken

[reef grove]

i remember 3 but idk

[eager sinew]

im 90% sure i was able to type my own 💀

like it displayed options but also let u type or sum

hello jazzy

[rugged vessel]

oh girl no one will ever be able to email you

hi kace

kaz's email is [email protected] pretty much then

[frail plank]

Do I have chance here

I got into gtown SFS, umich honors, USC and UVA

But was fully rejected from all RD so far, UChicago, JHU, UCLA

[lunar shoal]

What 💀

[eager sinew]

how would we know 😭

dont u find out in 5 days anyway

[fleet thicket]

ur chance is 50%

either u get in or u don’t

[eager sinew]

im gonna use this on my stat midterm wednesday

[fleet thicket]

Yesss

The probability of any event occurring is 50%

Either it happens or it doesn’t

[eager sinew]

ofc

[frail plank]

98.5 acceptance rate for me to a top ten then LMAO

[timid sleet]

AP Stats moment

[frail plank]

93.8% AR into a HYPS 💪💪

[rugged vessel]

i'd say this is delusional but i did the exact same shit and i was right so good luck 💀

[eager sinew]

why is visitas april 27-28

[rugged vessel]

dont you go to harvard, you should know

[lunar shoal]

Real lmao

[rugged vessel]

LOCK IN

GET IN

DIG DEEP

[eager sinew]

i am not the FYE so no

[frail plank]

Yas

[timid sleet]

50% chance at every top 10?

[lunar shoal]

Locked in 🔒

[rugged vessel]

deep dug ✅

i still have a bias towards you because of the jiji pfp

[frail plank]

Probably not like maybe 20% maximum

[eager sinew]

doug

[lunar shoal]

I need to bring it back tbh the city is kinda boring

[frail plank]

Which is still a 74% AR 💪💪

[reef grove]

😭😭😭

[reef grove]

my name is long and complicated lol

[eager sinew]

yeah 50% cus u either get in or u dont

[rugged vessel]

put jiji in the city

[eager sinew]

who is jiji

[rugged vessel]

stop being an a2c'eer omg

[frail plank]

That’s not how it works tho

People are more likely to get rejected

[eager sinew]

I CAME HERE FOR A BREAK FROM WOEK

[rugged vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kiki-delivery-service-jiji-tired-black-cat-gif-5228320608415490258

you dont know :(

[reef grove]

no jazzy literally the yearbook teacher came up to me and said “yeah so we put you in the yearbook a lot but misspelled your name half the time, sorry :(“

[eager sinew]

False

It is 50%

[eager sinew]

this is crazy

[frail plank]

The AR is 3.4% individual ARs are not 50%

[reef grove]

tbf it’s a hard name

[eager sinew]

Yes they are

[gritty parcel]

nah

its harvard

[reef grove]

you get used to it lol

[deep pumice]

OMG

in 5 DAYS WE HAVE IVY DAY???

[lunar shoal]

Mmmaybe that's a lotta work though

[rugged vessel]

i'll answer your question, based on previous results you have a pretty decent shot

[eager sinew]

where is jiji from

[rugged vessel]

but you cant know for sure

kikis delivery service

[lunar shoal]

Kiki's delivery service

[deep pumice]

how rare is harvard acceptance without interview??

[rugged vessel]

RAHHH JIJI REFERENCE

[eager sinew]

is that a anime

[timid sleet]

Yes

[rugged vessel]

well

[gritty parcel]

76% of people are accepted without an interview

so no worries

[lunar shoal]

Ever heard of studio ghibli

[frail plank]

This is not true

[deep pumice]

said who?

[frail plank]

That is for AO interview

[timid sleet]

I got no Yale or Harvard interview 💀

[gritty parcel]

yeah i thought of the biggest number i knew and put it there

[deep pumice]

ME TOo

[deep pumice]

MEE TOO

[eager sinew]

brobis getting baited by everyone thats crazy 😭

[deep pumice]

DID U GET DUKE? I DIDNT EVNE GET DUKE

[timid sleet]

I didn’t apply to duke

[gritty parcel]

w muzan pfp

it goes hard

[deep pumice]

what do u think got u into JHU?

[eager sinew]

love him

[frail plank]

Bro in trying to like not spread misinformation 😭

[deep pumice]

i think i got in bceause i had a ton of historical research

[eager sinew]

hes hot as a man and a woman

[wet owl]

I mean they said they'll activiate pur emails in april

[rugged vessel]

my school was banned from duke for a year

[timid sleet]

I had a lot of political work

[gritty parcel]

insane work

he looked js like micheal jackson in the anime

[wet owl]

I do have it saved somewhere I just gotta figure where that place is lmao

[rugged vessel]

my harvard email ended up bein basically the same as my high school email

so i remembere it

also im not stupid

[eager sinew]

my hs email was complicated

[frail plank]

To be honest though, it is very rare. About 90-95% accepted with interview. Expect a rejection. I didn’t get Yale interview and it’s basically the same statistic.

[deep pumice]

did u get harvard interview

[gritty parcel]

real

[rugged vessel]

right right.

[frail plank]

Yes

[gritty parcel]

i had 16 numbers as my hs email

[deep pumice]

im expecting yale, i fucked up my why yale esay and they rly care about fit

[eager sinew]

it was like k[lastname]49262 or sum

[deep pumice]

im so cooked

[gritty parcel]

life is rough

[rugged vessel]

guys not to flex but I personally got a harvrad interview

[deep pumice]

im from bay area

im so cooked???

[eager sinew]

not complicated but weird

[gritty parcel]

whatttt

no way

[eager sinew]

me too

[gritty parcel]

[timid sleet]

I’m from la so also cooked

[deep pumice]

i feel like columbia gave half the class likelies

why are there 3 waves???

[frail plank]

Fr like where is mine

[rugged vessel]

yeah they do that

i didnt get a columbia likely and crashed out bc like 15 ppl on a2c did

then i got into columbia RD

[gritty parcel]

expecting lower yield this year maybe

[deep pumice]

LET ME IN?

FUCK

[rugged vessel]

well i would

[frail plank]

HELLO WHERE JS MY LIKELT

[deep pumice]

would love to go to columbhia

[rugged vessel]

yall should be liekly to shtu the fuck up

[eager sinew]

slightly too late

[eager sinew]

ur not funny im banning u

[frail plank]

Pls do

[deep pumice]

ngl

what i really want right now

is columbia

yale and harvard are out of the picture

my last HYPSM is princeton

[timid sleet]

Same but with Princeton

[rugged vessel]

next wave of likelies comes out on the 27th

[deep pumice]

real

[rugged vessel]

im personally writing to every college i got into to reject you

[deep pumice]

im so happy i got into JHU becaues its such a prestigious school and stuff

[gritty parcel]

i thought harvard chat was gonna be chill but its just more college stuff

[deep pumice]

its just not the right fit for me 😭

[gritty parcel]

[deep pumice]

im not a pre med student or an engineering student

[rugged vessel]

jhu and columbia are both kinda ass

[eager sinew]

it is somewhat chill

theres too many 28'ers

[timid sleet]

Same I’m physics

[deep pumice]

also i think JHU cares about major

[eager sinew]

last year there was 1 active harvard student here

now theres too manu

[rugged vessel]

hey dont forget my beloved @reef grove

[timid sleet]

Princeton’s my dream school but I’m fine going to JHU

[gritty parcel]

damn 😭

[reef grove]

i am offering a likely to anyone who dms me their ssn and credit card #

[rugged vessel]

so you right 💀

wait im stupid sorry

[gritty parcel]

theres like 0 people active in my chat

lowk an immigrant

[eager sinew]

you are so dumb i cant

[deep pumice]

is JHU rd good for ivies rd?

[gritty parcel]

no correlation my friend

[timid sleet]

I heard that everyone is premed at JHU in the beginning but a lot of people drop it

[gritty parcel]

you could get into jhu and get rejected from wvu

[eager sinew]

indepdnetn events

[gritty parcel]

stop using big words

its straining my eyes to read them

[reef grove]

kace question

[eager sinew]

si

[deep pumice]

i got into jhu and reject cmc and pomona

[timid sleet]

Idk I got waitlisted by UCLA so who knows about ivies

[deep pumice]

WHY DO THE LACS HATE ME???

[deep pumice]

me too!!! me tooo!

[timid sleet]

Same

[deep pumice]

i got into uc berkeley though.

[reef grove]

why couldn’t statisticians name their errors smth more creative than type one and type two

[deep pumice]

so??? ucs are random

[timid sleet]

Waitlisted or rejected from all lacs

Rejected from cmc and swarthmore

[deep pumice]

i got UCI WL, UCSD WL, UCLA WL, and berkeley regents

[reef grove]

i can’t remember the difference

[deep pumice]

so weird

[deep pumice]

why do you think LACs rejected

fit?

[reef grove]

it should be more descriptive

[deep pumice]

is it because i have too much research

[timid sleet]

Probably

[rugged vessel]

shoutout to diabetes

[eager sinew]

idk bruh they asked me that shit on my stat pset like what type of error and i had to google the types cus what

[undone mango]

same I got waitlisted at ucla and got in literally everywhere else even notre dame rea

[reef grove]

the way i remember it is “type two fail to (reject)”

oh also

[rugged vessel]

SAME

[reef grove]

have you heard the saying

[timid sleet]

Maybe

[rugged vessel]

kid named null hyupithespises

[reef grove]

“if the p is low reject the Ho”

[eager sinew]

this is crazy

[reef grove]

for null hypothesis

[gritty parcel]

i saw this on insta 😭

[reef grove]

💀💀💀

[deep pumice]

im not doing so good rn

[reef grove]

my teacher taught me

[deep pumice]

ive gotten rejected, washu, cmc, pomona for rd

[gritty parcel]

half my learning comes from insta ngl

[deep pumice]

it isnt looking good

[eager sinew]

WHAT

[gritty parcel]

the other half is lebron ai teaching me

[undone mango]

lmao I forgot about this right when I solved a t test question in my finals

[reef grove]

SHES THE NICEST SWEETEST LADY EVER SO IT WAS EVEN CRAZIER

[eager sinew]

guys look at quincy, kaz get quincy thanks

[reef grove]

ti84s are diabolical with how they named their calculations tho

[deep pumice]

i want to go to harvard!!!!

[frail plank]

Thx, can u maybe give me that acceptance

[timid sleet]

It’s fine we were auto admits so they didn’t give us interviews

[reef grove]

like a one sample z test for p would be called something entirely stupid on my ti84

[deep pumice]

real dwag

[undone mango]

fxcg50 is the way to go

[rugged vessel]

its alright

[reef grove]

i’m only here for suits

[reef grove]

casio >>>

[deep pumice]

whats more prestigious

[rugged vessel]

kaz would you love me if i concentrate in 4 physical sciences

[deep pumice]

dartmouth or uc berkeley

[eager sinew]

im allowed a calculator on my stat exam butbi havent used a handheld calculator in like a year cus math doesnt allow calculators

[undone mango]

that's what I tell myself every night
istg if I get in my entire town is getting a box full of sweets

[timid sleet]

Dartmouth probably but it depends on your major

[reef grove]

it’s hard enough to love you as a space nerd

[eager sinew]

real

[timid sleet]

For physics or math maybe Berkeley

[rugged vessel]

oh!

[undone mango]

iswearrr
im not even allowed calcs in my school exams
just used it for aps and sat

[rugged vessel]

so you just hate puerto ricans. got it.

[eager sinew]

yeah

[reef grove]

i’m sorry i’m afraid of space 😭

[rugged vessel]

every single puerto rican you've ever met, i'm certain you despise

[reef grove]

IM DATING ONE 😭😭😭

[undone mango]

dartmouth

[gritty parcel]

look what life took from me

i coulda been mark

[rugged vessel]

omg thats the joke idiot

[gritty parcel]

now im brian from family guy

[rugged vessel]

god they let anyone in this school

i think internationals shouldnt be allowed at harvard

[reef grove]

bro just rescind me already i’m done

[eager sinew]

@shut cliff

[undone mango]

IM GONNA THROW HANDS

[eager sinew]

she coming for u fr

[reef grove]

putting the fries in the bag

[rugged vessel]

@shut cliff

bro is so inactive she's still deciding between 3 schools

[eager sinew]

what is the ia

[shut cliff]

??

[rugged vessel]

columbia

oh my fucking god

omg heyyy girl

hey girl hey

like hiiiii

[shut cliff]

Jazzy is a liar

[undone mango]

i wish my uncle was my dad I would've been legacy
😭😭

[reef grove]

i’m not even intl 💔 i fought for my green card fair and square

[rugged vessel]

thats still possible to achieve

[gritty parcel]

if my son ever said this about me

im lowk not gonna fund their college

[eager sinew]

halo's a citizen but still international in our hearts

[gritty parcel]

get your uncle to do it

[reef grove]

you’d love the guy who would sell his firstborn for a t10

[rugged vessel]

my mom be like "i couldve married a rich man instead of your dad" ok then why didnt you the fuck

[reef grove]

@modern wolf

[shut cliff]

After yesterday?? 😳

[undone mango]

checkmate im paying for it myself

[shut cliff]

Right

[gritty parcel]

damn rich ass

[rugged vessel]

EVEN FTER YESTERDAY

[reef grove]

diabolical

[shut cliff]

That’s crazy

Kace is my spokesperson

[fleet thicket]

so that it doesn’t overlap w peer skls

[rugged vessel]

i need to stop forgetting never to tell u secrets

[eager sinew]

ahat is fhat

[rugged vessel]

that was such an international sentence oml

[fleet thicket]

yale is 21-23

[shut cliff]

What did I do??

[fleet thicket]

mit is right before i think

[eager sinew]

she rubbing off on u fr

[rugged vessel]

she's WHAT

[reef grove]

nah it’s 27-28 bc they didn’t wanna do it on my birthday

i’m just that special

[shut cliff]

Yale BDD fell on my birthday and it was great

[reef grove]

i told them to move it

[rugged vessel]

attention seeker

[undone mango]

I WOULDNT EVEN HAVE SAID ANYTHING IF MY UNCLE WAS A REGULAR GRAD
HE WAS VALEDICTORIAN
I TOLD MY DAD COULDNT YOU HAVE GONE TO HARVARD

[rugged vessel]

this is why ur pathetic

[fleet thicket]

u shoulda come

[eager sinew]

this is wild

[shut cliff]

No I follow the money sorry

[fleet thicket]

aw

[rugged vessel]

yale glazing already is crazy

[eager sinew]

like Aaron burr

[rugged vessel]

you fit right in

[modern wolf]

what

[fleet thicket]

😭😭😭

[undone mango]

i am slightly dizzy

[reef grove]

hi

[fleet thicket]

Bulldog in my blood

[rugged vessel]

omg you got into yale uni? how has the rest of RD gone for you ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

💀

[modern wolf]

hi

[fleet thicket]

.

I’m still tilted about BU

like unironically

[deep pumice]

what did BU do

[fleet thicket]

my sister literally goes there

why the fuck did they wl me

[deep pumice]

least greedy Yalie

[undone mango]

all i have in my blood is copious amounts of caffeine

[eager sinew]

[deep pumice]

yield protect

[fleet thicket]

bro i’m not even being greedy

[shut cliff]

Who’s that

[gritty parcel]

nah yield protect is cope unless it happens to me

[fleet thicket]

i would have gone to bu over like 90% of the schools in my list

[undone mango]

bro same for me i got wl at ucla but I never wanted to go and I'm still pissed

[gritty parcel]

then its real

[rugged vessel]

people go to yale bc they got rejected from everything else idk what to tell you

[fleet thicket]

Brother

Tufts!!!

[deep pumice]

but not yale.

[reef grove]

i got rejected

[rugged vessel]

man who's tufts

[fleet thicket]

The better non boston boston school

[timid sleet]

safetyschool.org

[undone mango]

my brother goes to bu
😭😭

[eager sinew]

halo please

[modern wolf]

why'd you tag me

[rugged vessel]

kazington withdraw your applications

[deep pumice]

boston college > BU

[fleet thicket]

Ok bud ur going to jhu

[eager sinew]

bro has not watched hamiltn

[fleet thicket]

no room to talk

[undone mango]

ooof
that means I'm getting in

[rugged vessel]

rare uni W

[fleet thicket]

Fake t10

[shut cliff]

I have not 😭😭

[fleet thicket]

😭😭😭

[deep pumice]

omg

[reef grove]

there was some guy that was desperate to go to harvard and it reminded me of h

[rugged vessel]

not everyone is homosexual kace

[deep pumice]

5 days until ivy day

[reef grove]

u

[fleet thicket]

Average harvard ego

[undone mango]

holy shit bro spit facts

[deep pumice]

im going to scream!

[fleet thicket]

hey i am!

[eager sinew]

WHAT!

[rugged vessel]

damn right

[shut cliff]

Have you liked my IG post @eager sinew @rugged vessel

[rugged vessel]

straightest yalie

LMAOO

[modern wolf]

bro i literally got rejected even from fucking bu

[fleet thicket]

LMFAOO

[eager sinew]

go do ur expos

[fleet thicket]

ok that one was funny

[modern wolf]

idk how im getting into harvard

[fleet thicket]

Jazzy watch ima get into harvard just to spite u

[shut cliff]

Say that to Jazzy 😭😭

[rugged vessel]

omfg @reef grove you're gonna love halo when you meet her, you two are the biggest attention seekers i know

[shut cliff]

??

[eager sinew]

go do your expos

s

[shut cliff]

What is the stray for??

[undone mango]

this girl I know got into jhu caltech and mit but rejected Yale and it was her dream school

[reef grove]

pardon 😭😭😭😭

i’m not an attention seeker 💔

[rugged vessel]

IM LITERALLY DOING MY EXPOS

[eager sinew]

when did u learn the word stray

[fleet thicket]

damn

i got rejected from jhu and mit

[eager sinew]

do u know the origin in this case

[reef grove]

exposing me maybe

[fleet thicket]

🤣

[eager sinew]

exposing means its true

[reef grove]

slander and libel

[rugged vessel]

ok buddy straight to expos 10 you go

[shut cliff]

The gc

[reef grove]

oh shit wait

[undone mango]

i got deferred umich and wl ucla
everywhere else I got in

[rugged vessel]

kaz theyre gonna make an expos 5 just for you

[shut cliff]

Oh discord??

[gritty parcel]

rejected from the better boston school 💔

you might get into the easier one tho

[eager sinew]

i feel like u said this to me as well

[reef grove]

is this abt my 2 in ap calc

[rugged vessel]

yeah, im in the chatgpt expos ofc

[reef grove]

i’m not even worthy of an original joke it seems

[fleet thicket]

at least i got in mich

[rugged vessel]

thats an expos you'd be very familiar with the content even though you arent in it

[timid sleet]

UCLA was really hard this year

[reef grove]

i got deferred lol

[fleet thicket]

Hardfart? 🤮

[fleet thicket]

Damn bruh

[undone mango]

im an intl we're fucked anyways

[eager sinew]

did u learn this from oats

[fleet thicket]

no i made it up

[eager sinew]

he calls it farthard university

[rugged vessel]

kaz im trying to argue that people go to yale bc that's their only option, you're proving aginst my point 😭

lock in

[undone mango]

same
all you're doing is giving me hope that I'm getting in

[fleet thicket]

Ggwp

[reef grove]

fr fr i’m really edumacated

[rugged vessel]

an a2cer just walked past me

[fleet thicket]

Oh

[reef grove]

i’m glad my stupidity is a shining light in these tough times

[eager sinew]

maybe u should check the gc instead of discord yapping

[reef grove]

did you see the green cloud with the flies

[rugged vessel]

remember halo you're providing the boardplus for today

[shut cliff]

Says you

[rugged vessel]

what

[eager sinew]

i check the gc my gc is checked

[shut cliff]

Bro I might not even go 😭😭 I have to lock in

[reef grove]

bc a2cer

[undone mango]

mate im diagnosed adhd
my dopamine is spiking rn I finally have motivation thank you

[eager sinew]

girl eat dinner then lockin

[shut cliff]

Can I just give y’all my card to swipe and then y’all give it back

[dreamy lynx]

which one

[eager sinew]

do not make this a noodle day

[shut cliff]

It might just be

[modern wolf]

i will become a barista

[undone mango]

lmao I just think it's funny
im so fucking happy with notre dame but even then I'm so nervous for ivy day
i don't get why

[reef grove]

do actual harvard ppl interact with the incoming freshmen at visitas

[modern wolf]

what color should i dye my hair

[rugged vessel]

i dont think i can pass as a 4 foot 10 vietnamese woman

[reef grove]

i think i might pass away if that happens

[rugged vessel]

idk this is our first time 💀

[undone mango]

ill ask my uncle lmao

[eager sinew]

we are kinda segregated from yall for that time period

[rugged vessel]

but its probably gonna be very overwhelming

[shut cliff]

Or we can sneak him in like yesterday 😭😭

[rugged vessel]

if i see you im walking the other direction

[reef grove]

not if i run away first

[eager sinew]

K can just hand his card to C behind him

[rugged vessel]

im gonna call ICE

[rugged vessel]

diabolical

[reef grove]

i’ll call ICE too

[gritty parcel]

atp js move in with the uncle

[eager sinew]

sneakily

[undone mango]

nuhuh we have a better house

[rugged vessel]

man they cant even understand you on the phone they arent gonna know where to go

[gritty parcel]

real

[reef grove]

i’m telling john harvard abt this

[rugged vessel]

please do

sry im getting comfortable with you i can get really mean

[eager sinew]

idk if theres any 29'ers i wanna meet

[rugged vessel]

you're gonna hate me

[rugged vessel]

same

i hate every 29'er

[eager sinew]

i like most of the a2-28'ers

[rugged vessel]

esp the ones in the chat

[undone mango]

yeah bro decided to work for the government and my dad didn't

[rugged vessel]

well

i like some

[reef grove]

no same

[rugged vessel]

oh ok, FUCK YOU!

[reef grove]

bro i like all of the 28ers except for this one that i can’t stand

[eager sinew]

us too

[rugged vessel]

us too

LMFAOOOOO

[reef grove]

she has like this pokémon themed profile

[eager sinew]

oh

[rugged vessel]

ok we're thinking of different ones

[eager sinew]

please

[reef grove]

oh 💀

[rugged vessel]

JNDFKJLJDFLK

kace do u wanna meet kaz 🥺

[eager sinew]

only if u meet her

[rugged vessel]

i mean you're always introducing me to a2c'ers in person without my consent

[eager sinew]

im not meeting anyone alone

[rugged vessel]

ok im not meeting kaz sorry kaz

[reef grove]

it’s okay jazzy

[eager sinew]

its nor my fault they always appear 😔

[rugged vessel]

ik ur thinking of smth witty to say but you're struggling

take your time

[undone mango]

@reef grove I'll meet you at visitas fr fr fr
(praying)

[reef grove]

i’m actually rlly dangerous

[dreamy lynx]

you're hard to miss

[eager sinew]

im gonna kiss you /threat

[reef grove]

bc i’m 5’3 all the malice is super concentrated

[reef grove]

fr fr

[rugged vessel]

kace you know that one song "like him" by tyler the fortnite player

jonesy im chasing a goat 🗣️ ‼️

[eager sinew]

yes

[rugged vessel]

thanks

for entertaining this

[undone mango]

MANIFEST
i should've screamed at my uncle to donate a building I would've been set man

[rugged vessel]

man you're bald

[reef grove]

not too late to donate one yourself

[dreamy lynx]

I have nothing bad to say rn abt you

[rugged vessel]

there's several you could always go for

[eager sinew]

theres so many

[rugged vessel]

right

[undone mango]

i can pay for uni but I can't afford a building
and my dad will disown me if I try to do something without my merit

[rugged vessel]

halo had the perfect rebuttal to "i cant pass as a 4'10 vietnamese woman"

[reef grove]

hey man getting the money is the merit part

[undone mango]

robbing a bank?

does that count

[reef grove]

and figuring out what to name the brand new building

[reef grove]

yeah fs

[undone mango]

or taking over a third world country

[eager sinew]

what do i do til dinemr

[undone mango]

wait I live in a third would country

[reef grove]

“learned to lead and coordinate a time-sensitive, high pressure environment of 7-8 people”

“raised 100M in the process”

[eager sinew]

kaz can i have $3

[undone mango]

donated by unlimited money limited

[reef grove]

bro i’m hungarian my economy is in shambles

[eager sinew]

isnt ur card green

[undone mango]

took care of 40 involuntary volunteers

[reef grove]

best i can do is 100 forint

[undone mango]

my card is black
jk jk jk
im poor

[eager sinew]

involunteers

[reef grove]

until i get my shiny red passport i’m a true and true hungarian

[eager sinew]

RED??

[reef grove]

red yeah

american passports are red

[undone mango]

mfw we find out harvard has its own passport

[eager sinew]

they certainly are not

[reef grove]

wait

[undone mango]

are you high

[eager sinew]

they are blue

[reef grove]

😭

i meant blue

european ones are red

[undone mango]

YK IM GONNA THROW A FIT

[reef grove]

i have a red one already

actually just rescind me already i’m done for

[undone mango]

THEY SAW ME FIT ENOUGH TO CO CHAIR A COMMITTEE IN HMUN DUBAI

BUT CANT LET ME IN

TO THE UNIVERSITY

[undone mango]

same imma get rescinded

[gritty parcel]

harvard?

[undone mango]

yessir

[gritty parcel]

womp womp

sounds very tough

[undone mango]

im gonna write a strongly worded letter to your mom

[modern wolf]

i hate being an intl so bad

[undone mango]

same

[modern wolf]

bro you got 7 a

and 0r

stfu

i got 6r and two unaffordable options

[undone mango]

which two

[modern wolf]

hofstra and some random ahh uni in florida that applied to for shits and giggles

[undone mango]

yeah that's all the unis I've gotten into except notre dame

[modern wolf]

what

[gritty parcel]

seems tough

whats the game plan here

[undone mango]

like all others were for shits and giggles

[modern wolf]

waiting for a miracle on 27th 28th and 26th

if no miracle

welp

staying in my country it is

[gritty parcel]

w plan

[modern wolf]

if there is no fucking miracle by 28th im cooked

its 22nd and i got ZERO viable options

im gonna spend next 6 days in hysteria fr

[haughty nova]

has its pros ngl

if i stayed i would have my own apartment, car, friends, food, and savings

[modern wolf]

well me too but im failing so far miserably

i really need a comeback

in 6 days

it only takes one

i got one shitty waitlist

but lets be real its not happening

[haughty nova]

u never know

[gritty parcel]

never back down never what

[haughty nova]

one of the kids at our school got rejected from all the schools he applied to but ended up getting into pton

[knotty orchid]

guys Harvard is washed

[undone mango]

fair
similar for me
if I stayed I wouldn't have to work

[rugged vessel]

itd be a miracle of kaz gets rescinded

[undone mango]

the uk is washed
irrelevant ahh country now

[knotty orchid]

nah USA is more washed than England

[gritty parcel]

real

[prime path]

lol

[knotty orchid]

at least we speak properly

[gritty parcel]

no chess grandmasters currently attending

[haughty nova]

oi mate its chewsday innit

[knotty orchid]

exactlyy

[knotty orchid]

queens English

[undone mango]

who cares about speaking properly when you have 800 billion to spend on an army

[gritty parcel]

real

[knotty orchid]

Harvard been real quiet since this one dropped

[knotty orchid]

what

[haughty nova]

if the EU would federalize, we can rival the us

[modern wolf]

im gonna go to theater on 26th right when vandy nyu and others be releasing

[haughty nova]

but we stoopid

[modern wolf]

im opening it right there

i cant wait

[knotty orchid]

key word is IF and I don’t think we like eachother enough

[modern wolf]

not even coming home

[undone mango]

y'all hate each other too much to do that

[haughty nova]

dk about what others think but i love my red passport.

[gritty parcel]

womp womp freedom wins again

[haughty nova]

we need to keep the dream alive!

[undone mango]

how one speaks becomes the right way if one has a big enough collection of angry men with guns

[knotty orchid]

mines black I think, used to be red 😢

[gritty parcel]

i wish the uk stayed in the eu

[haughty nova]

new uk passport is BLOO

[gritty parcel]

now i have a shitty passport

[haughty nova]

as boris johnson said

[knotty orchid]

lmao I didn’t get a blue one

[gritty parcel]

the old one atleast had a purpose

[undone mango]

i live in a country with neither
no freedom and no eu

[knotty orchid]

Bro it was a joke chill

[undone mango]

LMAO IM JOKING TOO BUDDY ARE YOU HIGH

[knotty orchid]

Uk passport is still good lol

[knotty orchid]

I’m not the one spamming all caps…

[haughty nova]

laughing in 2 passports

[undone mango]

oh im sorry I'm neuro divergent pls excuse

[knotty orchid]

it’s okay 😭

[rugged vessel]

can i have one i lowkey have zero

[undone mango]

is the second one georgia?

[haughty nova]

greek passport

[knotty orchid]

Greek one is kinda mid with that logo

[haughty nova]

its ass

not even mid

the new design is better but i have the old one

[gritty parcel]

the us does everything i need

[knotty orchid]

pass naturalization test 👍

[haughty nova]

before i leave im gonna renew it

[gritty parcel]

no more fast lines in the eu

uk is so washed

[knotty orchid]

you can fast line in England

[haughty nova]

u can use e-gates

[gritty parcel]

greek one is selling ngl

[knotty orchid]

yeah exactly

[rugged vessel]

pass WHAT

[knotty orchid]

I remember getting stuck in one of those in Rome tho

[gritty parcel]

why would i want to go to england tho

[knotty orchid]

to come to my house

[knotty orchid]

uhhh

[haughty nova]

eu citizenship is def worth more than any "gold card" the us might produce

[gritty parcel]

youre not a harvard student sorry

[rugged vessel]

H+ + OH- = H2O???

[knotty orchid]

I’m an Oxford student is that good enough king

[rugged vessel]

sry thats neutralization

[gritty parcel]

nah ivy only

[knotty orchid]

yeah almost, keep going!

[knotty orchid]

😣😫

[gritty parcel]

lowk we should stop treating non ivy students as contributing members of society

[haughty nova]

4H (g) + O2 (g) --> 2H2O (l)