Harvard University (2024-2025)

[frail plank]

WOWWWW

[reef grove]

yup they finished them 2 hours ago sorry man better luck next time

[frail plank]

I EVEN SUBMITTED MY RESEARCH PAPER IN HISTORY

[gleaming coral]

My god David Berkeley so

Angsty

What's done is done

You'll either get in or not

Prob not

But might

We live for the migh

[reef grove]

real

i bet at least a few of you will get in tho

[frail plank]

THATS WHAT EVERYONE SAYS

I WISH IT WERE TRUE

[reef grove]

if i can get in then they’re just letting everyone in 😭🙏

[frail plank]

if i even got into 2 ivies id cry

because I WANT OPTIONS

just the feeling of getting in even if i decided to go to berkeley (becaues it rly is a good option rn) would feel amazing

[frail plank]

YES BUT UR TOO GOOD

[reef grove]

well i mean i find it pretty unlikely that literally no one from this server will get in

[frail plank]

idk whatu have bUT UR TOO GOOD

what if i have a red flag...

[obsidian nexus]

this is true

[frail plank]

WHO KNOWS

[obsidian nexus]

people who spend time on an applying to college server have a degree of self selection bias

the people on here are on average more cracked than the average applicant

hi solar

hi solar im DYING

i hate fevers

[reef grove]

yeah like i don’t think someone with terrible prospects would hang around here for a super long period of time

[obsidian nexus]

i mean like 28% accepted a2c basically a feeder atp 😭

[gleaming coral]

Is Kaz that good idk how good Kaz is

[gleaming coral]

Kinda obnoxious ngl

[frail plank]

what is this

WHAT IS THIS????

[reef grove]

ikr like a 28% acceptance rate is crazy

[obsidian nexus]

a2c harvard rea poll

[obsidian nexus]

we're all gonna make it !!

:D

[reef grove]

good stats mid ecs

[obsidian nexus]

kaz is the goat tbh

jazzy says kaz is the goat thats all i need to hear 🤩

[reef grove]

REAL

we gotta make the best class ever

[obsidian nexus]

real this is so exciting

[reef grove]

but no yeah so if trends continue more than a quarter of you will be admitted

[gleaming coral]

Define mid ECs

[reef grove]

pretty good odds

[balmy thorn]

Bro

[reef grove]

no research, international awards, internships, etc

[balmy thorn]

You passed a literal law bro

Cmon

[gleaming coral]

Oh so me

[rapid wave]

Me

[reef grove]

it would’ve passed without me tbh

[gleaming coral]

Wait Kaz passed a law what

Okay take that kid EC out of there

[balmy thorn]

Idc you can’t say mid ECs with that mate

[reef grove]

i organized a lobby

anyone can do that

[balmy thorn]

Yeah let’s chill out

That’s not mid bruh

[reef grove]

you could do the same thing if you hopped in your car and drove to the state capitol lol

it’s not exclusive at all

[rustic path]

kaz

[balmy thorn]

Didn’t you meet w reps though?

[rustic path]

which major did you pick

[reef grove]

i called state senators off the floor, which anyone can do if they wait like 10 mins for them to walk over to you

[reef grove]

gov

[rustic path]

you gonna become a senator?

[reef grove]

hell no

too corrupt for me

[rustic path]

then?

[reef grove]

i wanna be a diplomat

[rustic path]

I know a diplomat

[reef grove]

ooooh

[rustic path]

my darty interviewer was a usa diplomat

his life is pretty cool

[reef grove]

yeah it seems like an awesome career path

[rustic path]

he said at one time hes saving a baby and other time he's fixing the consulates plumbing

[reef grove]

pretty versatile too

[rustic path]

negotiating arms asw

[reef grove]

if i don’t wanna work for the feds i could join a think tank or rep a business

[rapid wave]

Aren’t diplomats arguably a more corrupt position

[rustic path]

he almost made me wanna become a diplomat

[rapid wave]

Since they’re appointed because of connections typically

[reef grove]

i think it depends

[reef grove]

well okay there are two types

[rustic path]

no lmao

[reef grove]

appointed diplomats and diplomats that actually climbed the ranks

[rustic path]

they judge you on your work asw

[reef grove]

one is often more corrupt than the other

[rustic path]

he said theres like a military typa rankingup system

[obsidian nexus]

people think this is what gets you in but really it's just being a cool person that cares about things ngl

[balmy thorn]

How did u write abt it

[reef grove]

absolutely agree

[balmy thorn]

I mean I’m a pretty freaking cool person but my ECs are just not insane enough lol

[rustic path]

i'd argue im cool asf

I think an AO will see that

and admit me

[obsidian nexus]

i literally just said that this is not how it works ur ecs don't have to be insane to get in

[reef grove]

it was my commonapp essay, i wrote about how i organized a group to come with me and how i got a verbal complaint from a senator for nearly ramming a robot into his leg :p

[rustic path]

then Ill join gov with kaz

[obsidian nexus]

wait r u also gov me too

[rustic path]

nah im cs

[obsidian nexus]

oh 😭

trolled

[rustic path]

but i wanna do international relations asw

[reef grove]

YAYYYY

[balmy thorn]

Wow how big was the group

[rustic path]

I did so many MUNs in my school

[reef grove]

like ten ppl

[rustic path]

and across UAE

we won regional champions for 3 years in a row

[reef grove]

i wish my school had MUN 😭 they’re so expensive tho, i tried to make a club but couldn’t get the funding

[balmy thorn]

Yah that’s still hella unique ngl

[rustic path]

we got funding from the delegates

[balmy thorn]

Mun is so overrated ngl

[reef grove]

yeah i mean i couldn’t do the trad route bc i’m not a citizen

[rustic path]

you pay to be a delegate here

[balmy thorn]

What’s the trad route

[rustic path]

same

[reef grove]

but like yeah i’ll admit that i’m unique, that doesn’t mean i did super competitive stuff. i just followed my passion

[balmy thorn]

It’s just a bunch of bummy sweats tryna power del their way to winning

[rustic path]

whats the class for international relations

[reef grove]

pathways program gets lots of gov internships

[rustic path]

ONGAH

THE SWEATS BRUH

7TH GRADERS

WITH 30 MUNS EXPERIENCES

[reef grove]

hey i’m a bummy sweat :(

[reef grove]

wait wdym

[rustic path]

whats the harvard class for international relations

like gov or sum?

[reef grove]

oh yeah they don’t have an IR major

[misty remnant]

@frail plank crashing out again!??!?

crazyyy

[reef grove]

gov has a subfield of IR

[gleaming coral]

I feel like the stem majors will be competitive

[misty remnant]

u can have my interview dawg

[gleaming coral]

Not gonna get in

[misty remnant]

blue whta did ur interviewer ask

[rustic path]

We have a genius here

[reef grove]

if i understand correctly you can choose a subfield to like specialize in

[misty remnant]

im scared

i dont wanna interview

[reef grove]

but you have to take classes in all four subfields

[rustic path]

imagine we're in the same class

[frail plank]

@lethal canopy thank u for what u said

ima update yale

[reef grove]

that would be so cool

[gleaming coral]

Like why do you wanna study what u study whats ur passion why r u applying what's ur rigor stuff like that

[frail plank]

they love stem kids too

idk

[rustic path]

Idk whether this is a good this

[misty remnant]

oh

[gleaming coral]

Not a genius

Just a man

[misty remnant]

my interviewer asked js for my academic/ecs

idk

js like a sentence

PLS BE NICE

[gleaming coral]

Haha

[reef grove]

i wont have any classes with the current harvard ppl in this channel bc they’re all stem 😭

[misty remnant]

i stalked her + she loves politics

[rustic path]

but I've been Russian delegate my entire mun carrear

[misty remnant]

so we gonna talk

[rustic path]

and i've always shit talked joe biden

as putin

[gleaming coral]

I thought u were emerati

[rustic path]

nah im not

[reef grove]

wait you can choose?? i thought the country was randomly assigned before the meet

[gleaming coral]

This might be really uh insensitive but I thought UAE kids didn't get politics

Cuz it's a dictatorship

[rustic path]

nah i randomly got assigned russia everytime

[reef grove]

crazy luck

[rustic path]

not really

we have so many muns here

[reef grove]

i did a mock MUN once and repped saudi arabia

[gleaming coral]

And there's no civil society

[rustic path]

but some topics are not allowed

like gaza situation

[obsidian nexus]

dw ill be gov

[gleaming coral]

Like human rights?

[reef grove]

YAYYY

[rustic path]

LMFAO NO

[reef grove]

what type of gov?

[gleaming coral]

Man I'm gonna be banned

I'm sorry

I gotta get to work

Gbye buys

[rustic path]

Man yall better pray i get into harvard

[obsidian nexus]

uh public policy / political theory esque stuff

combining it with philosophy hopefully

[reef grove]

ooooh that sounds super interesting

the philosophy aspect especially

[rustic path]

im a ranked gmail user

[floral briar]

Us

[rustic path]

#rank1 globally

checking my email for harvard interview

[obsidian nexus]

thanks :D i am excited

[reef grove]

congrations your did it 👍

[rustic path]

every 2 seconds

[reef grove]

what do you wanna do after college do you think? :o

[rustic path]

how does it feel getting into harvard

[reef grove]

pretty nice ig lol

i don’t think it’ll fully hit me until i’m on campus

and they don’t just immediately kick my ass out

[rustic path]

i might crashout on ivy day

[obsidian nexus]

politics wise probably do community organizing or run for office but i've also had a yearning to just go be a high school gov teacher so 😭

[rustic path]

if i dont get one ivy

[obsidian nexus]

that is a high chance

[rustic path]

not really

[reef grove]

ooooh very cool

[reef grove]

someone’s confident lol

[obsidian nexus]

there is a high chance of not getting one ivy

[obsidian nexus]

😭

[rustic path]

cmon man, lets not kid ourselves

obviously im going to an ivy

[misty remnant]

come back to me mar 27

[rustic path]

no im free from you

[reef grove]

real

fake it till you make it ig

[rustic path]

nun fake about me

better pray im not in your gov class

or you will suffer poi's every second

[reef grove]

better pray you’re not standing too close to the charles river when i’m around you 🙏🙏

[rustic path]

charles is my homie

he wont drown me

[reef grove]

real i’m the monke

[rustic path]

@reef grove send me your interviewers email address

so i can conduct an interview

[knotty orchid]

because we are getting 8

obviously

[wet owl]

John will all know that MUNs in the middle east are all about money

you pay to play

I didn't do any myself but most of my friends did and once the chair was dating a delegate

[rustic path]

im not gonna deny that lmao

[rustic path]

that happens

[wet owl]

they filmed her she barely knew what she was doing

then suddenly she's the best delegate

they r hella fake

[rustic path]

not all

[knotty orchid]

there were so many arabs at the Oxford MUNs

like half of the kids were from dubai

middle east kids take MUN way too seriously

[rustic path]

ik someone from oxford

[rustic path]

we do

[knotty orchid]

riyad be having one every weekend lmao

[rustic path]

im in UAE

[wet owl]

yeah folks here just go to eat istg

and most MUNs have smt like a prom

so they go for fun

[rugged vessel]

OMG I JUST GOT A LIKELY

[rustic path]

YEAH

[wet owl]

😭

[knotty orchid]

yeah still, u in dubai or abu dhabi

[rustic path]

shut yo trap

[wet owl]

aren't u in college lmao

[knotty orchid]

Dont you have work to do

[obsidian nexus]

😭

[knotty orchid]

ohhh mb

nice

[rugged vessel]

i deserve breaks.

[rustic path]

no

[rugged vessel]

yeah

r u guys dooming

[rustic path]

yall better hope i dont join the harvard student council

[rugged vessel]

im the doom police

[knotty orchid]

u gonna get a harvard waffle

[wet owl]

so real not me tho

[rugged vessel]

ur not gonna get in

[obsidian nexus]

thats a thing 😭

[wet owl]

how many hours do u study

[rugged vessel]

veritaffle 🤓

[rustic path]

shut yo trap cuh

[rugged vessel]

im not a super efficient worker so i'm like almost always passively working

[knotty orchid]

no need for the nerd emoji

[rugged vessel]

but like

[knotty orchid]

thats just rude

[rugged vessel]

a few hours a day

at max like idk 8 💀

average like 4

[rugged vessel]

the nerd emoji is for harvard naming it that

[misty remnant]

john cena hi

[knotty orchid]

how many classes u take

[rustic path]

hi anna

[knotty orchid]

ah yeah true

[rustic path]

are you going to comment on no interviews again

[lethal canopy]

the yale crashout has migrated to harvard thread

[rugged vessel]

our security is fucking securitas LMAO

[misty remnant]

NO DUKE IBTERVIEW

[knotty orchid]

what does this mean

[rustic path]

going to do communtas

[misty remnant]

NO DARTMOUTH INTERVIEW

JO PENN IBTERVIEW

[rustic path]

Im praying on your downfall❤️

[lethal canopy]

next shes gon say no columbia interview

[knotty orchid]

please stop 😭

[misty remnant]

i organized schools that have interviews

only 3 left

fuck i’m unwanted

[rugged vessel]

the name of our security like our police

[misty remnant]

okay john cena

[knotty orchid]

No brown interview, no columbia interview, no williams interview, no cornell interview

Im finished

[knotty orchid]

harvard police lmao

[wet owl]

U got one right

[rustic path]

man i wanted to go to cambridge or oxford

but they have like no scholarship

the campuses are so beautiful

[wet owl]

I love hogwarts vibes there

[rustic path]

its so ethereal

[knotty orchid]

yeah its pretty cooked theres no aid, but really only come here if you know what you wanna do or ur finished

hence liberal arts is much more my style

[rustic path]

yeah thats why i didnt come

[misty remnant]

no duke interview fuck

my life

[rustic path]

anna

[misty remnant]

what

[knotty orchid]

yeah lol, my college is one of the older ones its pretty sick our library is from the 1300s

[rustic path]

you make me wANNA

[misty remnant]

what.

[wet owl]

that's interesting

[rustic path]

pray on your downfall

please stop

[misty remnant]

you know some of what i say is a joke correct

[knotty orchid]

yep, but a lot of people have no idea when a lot of stuff was built because its all been built over or destroyed then rebuilt, etc

[rustic path]

repeating "no duke interview" isnt a joke bruh

be like me

10/10 ragebaiter

[wet owl]

I had no idea tbh

[misty remnant]

i’m pretty sure everyone is getting mad

[knotty orchid]

people who can sing vs people who cant

[misty remnant]

i don’t think i’m doing it wrong

[wet owl]

if u get in r u going to Harvard or Oxford

[rustic path]

there are two types of ragebaits

one is the annoying one, other is artistically raitbaiting

[knotty orchid]

if aid is good then harvard, if not ill do oxford and apply to law school here

[misty remnant]

john ur not the epitome of art

[wet owl]

good luck!

[rustic path]

the blind cant see

[knotty orchid]

cheers

[rustic path]

or maybe

you cant see

CAUSE MY NAME IS JOHN CENA

[knotty orchid]

whos the guy in your profile

[wet owl]

my classmates in primary school were obsessed with him

[rustic path]

Hes my great grandfather

Christopher Columbus

He was a bit of a dickhead

but i still love him

[knotty orchid]

oh

personally havent heard of him

[rustic path]

Everyones obsessed with me

[knotty orchid]

but sounds like a good lad

[molten glen]

nah the best part is the people wearring BUR RI TOS at Felipes 💀

[rustic path]

yeah because my bloodline is invisible like me

[wet owl]

not me

[wet owl]

r u serious?

[knotty orchid]

no 😭

[rustic path]

everyones a fan

even if they're a slow one

[knotty orchid]

I think he discovered a few islands rifht?

[wet owl]

😭

[wet owl]

in ur dreams man 😭

[rustic path]

he also discovered victorias secret

thats how i was born

[rustic path]

i dont dream of iykyk

sorry 💔

[wet owl]

perfect cuz Im not a fan of u

[rustic path]

you must be a super fan

[molten glen]

@wet owl have u ever visited hahvard

[rustic path]

you should be asking me that

[wet owl]

Noo

[rustic path]

no

[molten glen]

r u just going to visit during visitas?

[rustic path]

i will this come in august

[reef grove]

im so excited to go to the widener library, i hope they let us in during visitas

[rustic path]

they'll let me in

[wet owl]

Im not going to visitas either

[rustic path]

cause im invisible

[reef grove]

aww :(

[wet owl]

ikr :(( It's okay see u guys next fall

[molten glen]

Y

[molten glen]

they do

[rustic path]

you mean this fall?

[wet owl]

I have exams and if I don't take them my school's gonna get me an F

[molten glen]

they give you guys this white card, basically a Prefrosh HUID with nothing on it, that scans u into buildings

if it doesn't work you just show the security guard ur Visitas prefrosh and they let u by

[wet owl]

is the campus safe

[rustic path]

can i use this id to visit khurana

[wet owl]

like at night and stuff

[rustic path]

yes

cause im there

[molten glen]

yes, cambridge is pretty safe. so is boston at all hours

harvard campus 100%

[wet owl]

GREAT

[molten glen]

as far as violent crimes go, anyways

if you leave your window open on the first floor, maybe second floor dependent upon how hard these ppl try they'll steal hte stuff from ur room

but at least in my dorm they have these new security screens so that you can leave it open

[knotty orchid]

like random people or what

[reef grove]

YAYYYY

[knotty orchid]

or students

[wet owl]

wtf

[molten glen]

random people, tourists

[wet owl]

I heard that the heating is shit on campus

[molten glen]

indeed

no A/C anywhere

[knotty orchid]

oh I forgot tourists just chill on your campus thats so funny 🤣

[molten glen]

there are thousands of tourists daily

sometimes they make me late to class

[reef grove]

man im just worried abt boston winters

[molten glen]

winters aren't bad it's extremely warm in the dorms

[reef grove]

yikes

[molten glen]

it's just OVERLY warm iykwim

[knotty orchid]

same w/ oxford but im surpised harvard just lets them roam free and close to your accom lmao

[reef grove]

bro my high school has like 250 ppl

im not surviving thousands of tourists 💀

[molten glen]

like, in my dorm, there is 0 control. like i can't turn it up, down, off, on. it's all based on outside temperature, if it's cold outside like below a certain threshold, it's full blast until it's warm outside

[wet owl]

it's freezing in boston

[molten glen]

summers it's hot af

[wet owl]

my first school was 50 folks

[knotty orchid]

I live in a tourist town, and usually they are really nice (as long as they arent american) and they just ask to take photos so id hope they are the same lol

[wet owl]

idc about summers WINTER

[reef grove]

i wonder if ppl hang around the harvard premises to get like a harvard bf/gf

[wet owl]

cuz its hot here

[reef grove]

thats what i would do 💀

[wet owl]

same

lmao

[molten glen]

i told u, the heating isn't bad it's just on full blast

[reef grove]

ohhh makes sense

so there is like heat, we just cant control it

[molten glen]

yes

all dorms have heat

[reef grove]

gotcha

[molten glen]

they would get sued if they didn't have heat, they can get by with no A/C, but heat they can't

[reef grove]

i prefer a hotter room than most tho so i think ill be okay

[wet owl]

ohhh makes sense

ty

[molten glen]

i hate the extreme desert they got me living in i open my windows and turn on my A/C all the time

[reef grove]

my house is set to 80 fahrenheit most of the time lol

[reef grove]

pfff

[molten glen]

i would have my AC on rn if I didn't have strep

[reef grove]

do you have a roommate?

[molten glen]

yes

[reef grove]

whats that been like?

[molten glen]

?

[reef grove]

like has the experience been good

with the roommate

[molten glen]

normal

[reef grove]

icic

[molten glen]

idk what u mean by good

[reef grove]

like theyre nice to you and arent obnoxious ig haha

[molten glen]

would i prefer my own space? yes, but you have to live with a roommate in most circumstances

oh yah fs everyone is nice here

[reef grove]

thats a relief

ive heard the roommate form is pretty good at matching you

[molten glen]

yes

we've had the same core classes both semesters

he's a CS major, he's from low-income background like me

[reef grove]

oooooh

[molten glen]

its menat to give you a built-in friend without having to try too hard the first little bit

[reef grove]

thats nice

[molten glen]

it could be worse tho lowk i won't lie

[rustic path]

like me

[molten glen]

like if you get ibnto certain dorms, you have to get put into doubles that are VERY small and would have to bunk ur beds

idt i would like thjat

[wet owl]

which building is the best

[molten glen]

fortunately i got into a dorm with very LARGE doubles

[reef grove]

niceeee

[molten glen]

so like we have a huge room and can pretty much split the room right down the middle

[reef grove]

okay wait

what is the shower situation like

[lethal canopy]

are these cheaper

[reef grove]

i once stayed in georgetown's dorms and the showers were abysmal

[molten glen]

i mean it's fine, normal? I wear shower shoes like everybody lol

But I have a hallway shower so I share it with 5 other people

[misty remnant]

builds character dawg

[reef grove]

im so happy im a morning shower person

[misty remnant]

thank god u withdrew ur app

[molten glen]

some dorms have in-suite bathroom that you clean urself, which i would be more fine with

[molten glen]

no it's all the same price

[lethal canopy]

aw shucks

💀

[molten glen]

you don't get a choice in where u dorm anyways

[wet owl]

that's better yeah

[reef grove]

i just hated the shower curtains that never covered more than 75% of the opening at a time 💀

[molten glen]

you aren't allowed to transfer unless there are EXTREME circumstances, where you get you stay

[lethal canopy]

ucla had p nice dorms even the old ones were very clean

[rustic path]

this might be a dumb qn, but do yall use communal washrooms?

[molten glen]

ah yeah i'd say our shower curtain only covers like 80% of the opening at a time lol, but nobody looking

[lethal canopy]

id rather not have a suite bathroom what if your roommates never clean and its js you 💀

[molten glen]

yes

my floor has 1 bathroom stall and 1 shower

[rustic path]

WHAT THE FUCK

EWWWWWWWW

[wet owl]

seriously

[molten glen]

yah

[rustic path]

College isnt for me

[wet owl]

curtains?

[lethal canopy]

this is my home situation tbh me my mom and my brother all share one bathroom and theyre the ones leaving sus stains everywhere and i have to wipe it all up like

[molten glen]

a single curtain

[reef grove]

have you never used a public restroom 😭

[rustic path]

NO WAY IM SHARING ONE WASHROOM WITH THE ENTIRE FLOOR

[rustic path]

NO

[wet owl]

I cant tolerate clothing stores with curtains

wtf

[molten glen]

clothing stores?

[wet owl]

some have changing rooms

[molten glen]

All showers have curtains wdym

[wet owl]

that have curtains instead of doors

[lethal canopy]

its not a bathroom its like a pub bathroom w rows of stalls and then rows of showers and theyre usually cleaned frequently

[molten glen]

the bathroom stall has a door

[molten glen]

our bathroom has a single stall and a single shower lol

[rustic path]

@reef grove do you frequently use public restrooms

[lethal canopy]

ig share w 5 ppl so makes sense

[rustic path]

yeah that doesnt make it any better

[wet owl]

no here there's a single shower for every 3 people and with a door and everything

[lethal canopy]

in large dorms theyre like entire floor

[reef grove]

if i go somewhere public then yeah 💀

[rustic path]

max person per stall should be 2

[quasi shadow]

I might have to get an apartment

[rustic path]

OH NAH

I hold it until i get home

[rustic path]

same

no way

also

[reef grove]

what if ur at school tho

[rustic path]

do yall not use a shataf

[wet owl]

r u the guy who got into RIT?

[rustic path]

then also i hold it in

im talking about shitting

[wet owl]

we do here 💀 regardless of religion

[rustic path]

i aint shitting in public

[rustic path]

i've heard americans use toilet paper

[wet owl]

girls washrooms at school r super clean

[reef grove]

most americans dont

[molten glen]

Well, my floor is a bit different, we are the ADA Compliance floor (meaning, we accomodate disabled people/wheelchairs/etc.) so we only have one BIG stall and one BIG shower, so like our shower curtan may only cover 80% but our shower goes so deep the 15-20% that is open, it is just nothing there.

Upstairs, however, there is like 3 stalls, and 2 showers for 8 people. Ofc the stalls and showers are small, but at least there are more ig

[wet owl]

the lady cleans them all the time

[reef grove]

yeah i think that might be where im biased lol

never used a mens bathroom

[wet owl]

and they there r perfumes there actually

[rustic path]

DO YOU HAVE SHATAF

I'd literally change colleges over this

[molten glen]

shataf?

[wet owl]

ohhh makes sense

[reef grove]

bidets

[molten glen]

no, the US doesn't have bidets anywhere

[wet owl]

i think u needa a portable one lmao

[rustic path]

do you wipe your ass with water or paper

[molten glen]

No college in the US has bidets

[rustic path]

NO WAY

I THOUGHT THEY WERE ABOUT INCLUSIVITY

[molten glen]

I've never even seen a bidet

[reef grove]

communal bidet sounds vile 💀

[rustic path]

USING TOILET PAPER IS WORSE

[molten glen]

what lol

[rustic path]

YOUR ASS WILL BE LIKE VELCRO

FUCKING CHOCOLATE STAINS ALL OVER

[reef grove]

not in a public setting i dont think

[molten glen]

If you go to college in the US, you won't have a bidet. No where in the US has bidets, unless maybe you go to like an upscale place that was owned by rich Europeans idk

[rustic path]

you never know if someone has pissed on the toilet roll

it might have dried

[molten glen]

Pissed on the toilet roll? The toilet paper is enclosed in a locked case (3 giant rolls it holds) and is changed daily by the cleaners

Have you never been to a public bathroom?

[reef grove]

a bidet could also have that risk and more

[wet owl]

Ive heard some bad stories about dorms bathrooms

[molten glen]

A bidet would almost certainly transmit disease

[wet owl]

im terrified

[rustic path]

everywhere in the uae has a bidet

[rustic path]

not really

everywhere in the middle east there are bidets

[wet owl]

there r some stuff that autoclean themselves

[rustic path]

aint no one dying of the plague here

[reef grove]

dude deadass i once went to a midwestern gas station in the middle of nowhere with a bidet

[molten glen]

oh well if you want to go to a good school no bidet

[reef grove]

it was surreal

[rustic path]

BRO

[misty remnant]

withdraw ur app u IDIOT

[rustic path]

WHAT HAPPENED TO INCLUSIVITY AT HARVARD

[molten glen]

bidets are expensive

buildings are old

To put in a bidet line would probably make the structure crumple ngl

[rustic path]

50 BILLION DOLLARS IN ENDOWMENT

[molten glen]

drilling anything in here

[rustic path]

AND YOURE TELLING ME

YOU CANT BUY A BIDET

[molten glen]

yes

[rustic path]

Harvard is not all about inclusivity then

[wet owl]

can't u pay?

[molten glen]

what

[obsidian nexus]

bro this is pretty normal

[rustic path]

ill pay for a bidet bruh

[wet owl]

like Ill pay what it costs same case to an AC

cuz I cant study when its hot

[reef grove]

no one is stopping you from bringing your own 😭🙏

[misty remnant]

@rustic path welcome to america dawg

[molten glen]

No, A/C's aren't allowed in any dorm and can't be installed unless you have an accomodation

[rustic path]

portable bidet is too gross

[misty remnant]

wtf u wnat!??!

holy SHIT

john cena

[molten glen]

If you want to bring a portable bidet, sure, but no they won't be installed permanently

[reef grove]

and one that everyone shares is better???

[misty remnant]

no wonder u aint getting a harvard interview

[rustic path]

no i meant like

[misty remnant]

bc u aint survivin a day there

[reef grove]

actually rancid take

[rustic path]

ill pay for a private bidet

but it should be installed

[molten glen]

no, a private bidet won't be installed

LOL

wtf kind of elite upper class shit is this

[misty remnant]

💀

[reef grove]

man ill pay for a private toilet too but have it like encrusted in gold

[rustic path]

its a basic necessity dawg

[solemn panther]

i never used a bidet even though my house had one...

[molten glen]

No it's not

[wet owl]

💀

[solemn panther]

that shit is terrfying to use

[rustic path]

velcro ass mf

[molten glen]

You need to calm down buddy

[rustic path]

yall need to learn how good a bidet is

[wet owl]

whenever my parents wanna convince me to study here they r like at least u get a whole house but HARVARD FOR LIFE

[rustic path]

the toilet paper crisis didnt make sense to me until i learned yall dont use bidets

[reef grove]

real ill just sleep in widener

you could give me a carboard box and id be happy

[wet owl]

u need to give up some stuff for the name its alr

[wet owl]

ill probabaly do that either way lmaooooo

[rustic path]

giving up a bidet is wild

[reef grove]

you shouldve written abt this in ur essays

[rustic path]

real

[wet owl]

bring smt portable my mom wanted me to install one

[wet owl]

i chocked on air

[rustic path]

i would love to install a bidet in harvard

yk how a buildings are named after people

[reef grove]

the john cena shitter huh

[rustic path]

hmmmm

could use some finetuning

but you get the idea

[reef grove]

ill dedicate a toilet on my floor to you

[misty remnant]

john good lukc w uiuc

i hope u get in

so i can bully u

on campus

[rustic path]

BRO

ISTG

YOU SOUND LIKE THIS GIRL I KNOW IRL

[misty remnant]

what if u know u irl

[rustic path]

You live in north america cuh

[misty remnant]

who said that

thats a lie

[reef grove]

man i withdraw my gtown app and youre not even gonna go there </3

[misty remnant]

so u dont know my real identity

[misty remnant]

uiuc is my backup dawg

i aint tryna be no midwesterner

[reef grove]

im a midwesterner :(

[rustic path]

SHES SLEEPING RN

[reef grove]

also illinois is not midwest

[misty remnant]

who said im not sleeping rn

[reef grove]

i will die on this hill

[misty remnant]

ok ofc go on

[wet owl]

I have a chem exam tomorrow and i didnt study

[misty remnant]

me w micro

micro PENIS

[wet owl]

LMFAOOOO

[misty remnant]

god i hate this class

[reef grove]

h2o = water

[misty remnant]

im gonna swicth my major

[obsidian nexus]

its okay kaz i gotchu

[gleaming coral]

@misty remnant u r a nidwesterner

Don't dent

[misty remnant]

what

A WHAT?!

kaz says im not

[rustic path]

NO

IF YOU'RE HER

💀

[solemn panther]

If Illinois is not Midwest then what’s Indiana then…

[rustic path]

The thing is, she also got into uiuc

[misty remnant]

oh! so im her

hello john

[misty remnant]

east coast

[rustic path]

NO

[misty remnant]

kaz thinks colorado is midwest lmfao

[rustic path]

where is colorado

[misty remnant]

like mountain west

[rustic path]

west of mount rushmore?

[gleaming coral]

I r

Illioniis is midwest

[misty remnant]

u talk to kaz

[misty remnant]

thats in a dakota

[rustic path]

Safest place in Illinois

is O block

[wet owl]

wish thermo was like that lmfaooo

[rustic path]

trust

Anna would you visit O block

[misty remnant]

i live there

[rustic path]

It all makes sense now

3 its am now right

[gleaming coral]

U live in Indiana wtf

Larry Bird!

[rustic path]

think am i sleep to going

[misty remnant]

ok john..

[rustic path]

may i wake up to a harvard interview request tomorrow

[reef grove]

bro who said indiana was midwest

[rustic path]

amen

[gleaming coral]

Me

[rustic path]

Bye anna

[misty remnant]

i got mine 9:30 pm or so

like

sunday night

[gleaming coral]

@rustic path go to bed

Goddamn

[misty remnant]

one week ago

[rustic path]

bye blue

[misty remnant]

my lady blessed my inbox

[rustic path]

bye kaz

[reef grove]

its literally on the eastern side of the map tho

[misty remnant]

bye john cena

[reef grove]

bye

[misty remnant]

thank god john is gone

hate that mf (KIDDING)

[gleaming coral]

Anything west of Ohio is Midwest

Controversial opinion

[reef grove]

thats crazy

[misty remnant]

ohio is midwest

[reef grove]

missouri and westward is midwest

chicago is midwest when im 6'0

[misty remnant]

what is chicago then

[gleaming coral]

Chicago is midwest

Bro when was Chicago not midwest

[reef grove]

its toward the east

[misty remnant]

its the iconic midwest city

[reef grove]

no way

[gleaming coral]

Exactly

[raven crane]

are you sure

[reef grove]

you have to be mid to be midwest

[gleaming coral]

Kaz's idea of Midwest is kansas

[reef grove]

chicago aint mid

[reef grove]

yeah

[raven crane]

dont get my hopes up for nothing

[reef grove]

i live in the true midwest and its nothing like chicago

[gleaming coral]

What's the "true Midwest"

Nebraska?

[solemn panther]

i feel like midwest is a broad term

[wet owl]

my friend and I wrote a 30 reasons paper on why u chicago sucks for our friend he got rejected

[reef grove]

west of illinois, east of utah

[rugged vessel]

DID SOMEONE SAY CHICAGO

[gleaming coral]

Midwest is between Ohio and the Rocky mountains

[rugged vessel]

CHICAGO MENTION

[gleaming coral]

And north of Oklahoma

[rapid wave]

I don’t consider Illinois Midwest tbh

Like Chicago

[rugged vessel]

? i guess you're tall

[rapid wave]

Maybe rural Illinois is

[reef grove]

ive been 5'3 for years

[gleaming coral]

Rural Illinois is sad

[reef grove]

nah the midwest is fun if you know where to go

[wet owl]

real girl I wanna get taller wtf

[reef grove]

same 😭

[gleaming coral]

Where to go

[wet owl]

yeahhhh that sucks

[reef grove]

the exit

[gleaming coral]

Hahaha

[wet owl]

lmfao

[gleaming coral]

Approve

[reef grove]

i thought mountain said mormon 💀

[solemn panther]

thats just the way i see it

[reef grove]

maine to nc is east coast for me

[solemn panther]

oh yea some of those overlap

[wet owl]

I thought it was like that lmao

[solemn panther]

but i feel like nc is very different from the north

coming from someone who lived in nc

[reef grove]

calling michigan midwest is crazy work tho

[solemn panther]

yea ig michigan is more east coast liek ohio

[gleaming coral]

Michigan is like great lakes

If we wanna be nice we can say Ohio Indiana Illinois Wisconsin Minnesota is great lakes

[solemn panther]

i feel like texas is its own region

[reef grove]

yeah i feel like theres deep south and then theres regular south

[wet owl]

texas is deep

[reef grove]

sc isnt deep south but it is south

[wet owl]

at least for us

[gleaming coral]

What's deep south to y'all

[reef grove]

mississippi, alabama, louisiana

georgia

[wet owl]

when someone mentions textas my mind jumps to horses hats and cow boys

lmfao

[reef grove]

lmaooo

everythings bigger in texas

[gleaming coral]

So I'm deep south

This doesn't feel deep south

Bama is def deep sourh

So poor

[reef grove]

if you use sir/ma'am ur south

[solemn panther]

if u use the word yall

ur def southern

[reef grove]

as someone who used to live in mississippi

[solemn panther]

i think georgia as ewll

especailly outside of atlanta

[reef grove]

yeah georgia is deep soith

[wet owl]

everyone says that?

[reef grove]

no??

if you go outside of the south no one rlly uses it

[wet owl]

we use maam and sir and mr just gotta be polite

[gleaming coral]

I'm outside of atlanta

[solemn panther]

more updated version

[reef grove]

get north dakota outta midwest

[solemn panther]

what would be

[reef grove]

if it borders canada it aint mid

[solemn panther]

canada?

[solemn panther]

i think mid refers to being in the middle of west and east coast

[reef grove]

idk ive always thought of it as right in the middle

skewed a lil west

[wet owl]

if u talk to a 30yo without calling him mr or smt that's impolite

[reef grove]

what region do you live in?

[wet owl]

at least based on my school's etiquette class

[solemn panther]

i dont call ppl sir or maam bc i dont give af

[gleaming coral]

She's not america

[reef grove]

oh right i forgot

yeah it might be diff then

[solemn panther]

but yea the whole sir maam thing is def a southern thing

[reef grove]

but in the us its rlly only the south that uses sir/maam

[solemn panther]

right

[wet owl]

what tf am I supposed to call people

[reef grove]

my teachers would write me up if i didnt use sir or maam

"you better put a ma'am at the end of that yes, young lady!"

[solemn panther]

mr/mrs?

[reef grove]

their name? 😭

[gleaming coral]

I call my dad sir bro

[reef grove]

yeah like i call my teachers ms. smith or like mr.white

[wet owl]

yeah decent but not their names fs

[knotty orchid]

here if you dont call a teacher sir you get told off

[reef grove]

sometimes i dont even put mr/ms in front of it

[wet owl]

out etiquette teacher was kinda insane tho

[reef grove]

i just say "white assigned 10 pages today" or smth

[solemn panther]

etiquette techer is insane

[wet owl]

cuz the first time I called my mentor sit (he's very american) he was like wtf

[solemn panther]

we didnt have anything like that

[reef grove]

pfff

[wet owl]

we had an etiquette class

[reef grove]

i had one in mississippi

[wet owl]

in middle school

[solemn panther]

was ur school majority white

[gleaming coral]

Yes sir plz don't smack me

[wet owl]

like to eat and how to walk "lady like"

[reef grove]

she taught me how to set the table with like 30 different forks

[wet owl]

they made us put books on our head like in movies to get a good posture lmfao

[knotty orchid]

yeah basically idk if u guys do that too tho

[wet owl]

almost all yeah

[reef grove]

ur literally a princess

[solemn panther]

oh

[wet owl]

we had skin care classes

[solemn panther]

i went to a majority black school in the south

[wet owl]

they were fun

[solemn panther]

maybe thats why we didnt get any funding 💀

[reef grove]

i need that rn

[gleaming coral]

No u can call ur teacher here by their first name

I call my gov teacher mark

[knotty orchid]

nah thats cap ive seen the tiktoks where they do that and they get mad

[gleaming coral]

I once called my bio teacher Kelly and she didn't like it

So I stopped

[wet owl]

mine was private public schools dont have that

[gleaming coral]

But it depends on the teacher

[wet owl]

I wont even try

unless I wanna get a warning

[reef grove]

do yall have to like tell ur teachers when youre leaving class to like use the restroom or go to your locker

[solemn panther]

yes omg

[reef grove]

i dont have to in mine

[solemn panther]

theyre so pushy ab that

[reef grove]

we just walk out

[knotty orchid]

’may I …’

[solemn panther]

"you should have used it before u came to class" 🤓 as if the bathrooms arent covered in vape and gang behavior

[reef grove]

bc like why do i need to stop class to tell my teacher i need to take a shit

[wet owl]

yes

[solemn panther]

oh bruh my third grade teacher was like that

[wet owl]

ur not allowed to leave in the first place

depends really

if the teacher likes u

they let u go

[knotty orchid]

3rd grade? bruh

[solemn panther]

i never use the school bathrooms unless its an absolute emergency

[reef grove]

aint no way yall are almost adults and still need to raise ur hand to go to the bathroom, thats insane to me

[gleaming coral]

May I shove may up ur ass?

[reef grove]

they should just let yall go

[gleaming coral]

That's how I'd respond now

[solemn panther]

i dont raise my hand i just walk up to them

im not announcing to the whole class that i need to shit

😭

[gleaming coral]

Ur not allowed to say y'all 😤

[reef grove]

💀

[wet owl]

LMFAO

[reef grove]

while theyre lecturing?? like just walk up and whisper in their ear

[wet owl]

our janitor tells us where there r no cameras

so we go there an eat

[gleaming coral]

If they clap you clap back

[solemn panther]

no i just hold it in if they're lecturing

[knotty orchid]

walking up is crazy then everyone looks at you

[solemn panther]

not during lectures just when everyone is working indepdenetly

😭

[wet owl]

no I did that once and everyone stared

[reef grove]

💀

[wet owl]

what kinda schools r these

[solemn panther]

i only did it once in calc when i almost threw up bc of how bad i needed to pee

[reef grove]

we dont say the pledge of allegiance either

nor do we have bells

[solemn panther]

tf?

[reef grove]

like at the end of a period

[knotty orchid]

i wish i was an american to experience this

[reef grove]

we just leave once its time to go lol

[gleaming coral]

@knotty orchid do you call it female friends ma'am?

[solemn panther]

everyone in my class does it its so weird

[reef grove]

i pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america

[wet owl]

no

[knotty orchid]

no because im not southern

[reef grove]

and to the republic for which it stands

[wet owl]

we once got an extra class for asking the teacher

[gleaming coral]

U said it wrong

[reef grove]

one nation under god

[wet owl]

how long was left

[gleaming coral]

It's to the United States and it's flag

[wet owl]

for the class to end

[reef grove]

indivisible with liberty and justice for all

[reef grove]

whaaaat no way

[wet owl]

y'all call people love right? ik someone and he litteraly calls everyone love

[knotty orchid]

see this whole thing is cold, what a way to start rhe day

[wet owl]

istg

[gleaming coral]

Yes

[reef grove]

no way those are the words

[gleaming coral]

Wait south English ppl do it?

[knotty orchid]

LMFAOOO no fhats like what old people say

[wet owl]

he's 18 wtf

[knotty orchid]

Noo sourhern people in america

[wet owl]

manchester I think

[gleaming coral]

Dyk the proclaimers and 500 miles?

[reef grove]

"I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

[knotty orchid]

then hes probably like from up north

[reef grove]

wikipedia

[gleaming coral]

Sounds wrong

[knotty orchid]

yeah makes sense manny is up north

[gleaming coral]

We say to the US and it's flag

[reef grove]

nuh uh

[gleaming coral]

I'm sorry

But midweterne must be doing it erong

Invading Wikipedia

[wet owl]

yeah thanks

[gleaming coral]

W their propoganda

[reef grove]

right sure uh huh

america and its flag doesnt even sound good

[wet owl]

how do y'all do it

[knotty orchid]

kinda thing they say in films like bridget jones

[gleaming coral]

I said it earlier

[knotty orchid]

If u have watched those

[gleaming coral]

Wtf is Bridget jones

[knotty orchid]

girly english film series

[wet owl]

lmaoooo

[wet owl]

isn't it the same one kaz said

[gleaming coral]

Oh

[reef grove]

no he said "and to the republic and its flag"

[gleaming coral]

Like James cordon

[knotty orchid]

its pretty funny, but they all talk really posh like how I do

[knotty orchid]

no 😭

[wet owl]

do u speak like those fancy Brits

[gleaming coral]

Why r u so posh

R u not working class

[wet owl]

it's funny when u guys r mad

[reef grove]

bottle of water

[knotty orchid]

yeah but im not SUPER posh I dont say rahhh

[gleaming coral]

Like David Beckham

[reef grove]

bo'o o' wa'er

[wet owl]

LMFAOOOO

[wet owl]

that's cool tho

[knotty orchid]

I am, but I am an immigrant and my mother grew up in the south so I have a southwrn accent

[gleaming coral]

I see

[knotty orchid]

which is posh

[gleaming coral]

Immigrant from where

Scotland

[knotty orchid]

kenya

[gleaming coral]

Is that even a thing

[gleaming coral]

Ik kenya

It's in africa

[knotty orchid]

yh lots of scots here

[wet owl]

I worked on a project with a girl form Ireland

I could barely undertsand a thing

although I speak british english but wth was that

[knotty orchid]

irish accents are funny lol

[gleaming coral]

Scottish ppl r cool

[knotty orchid]

I like them though

[knotty orchid]

yeah

[wet owl]

it was weird I couldn't everything she said

[gleaming coral]

What Abt Welsh ppl

Have u met welshmen?

[knotty orchid]

also cool

[gleaming coral]

There aren't that many of them right

Like they're going extinct?

[knotty orchid]

yeah but the in the Uk therss people from all over

the whole world

like america