Harvard University (2024-2025)

[gleaming coral]

sounds fake

@frail plank where all did you apply

[misty remnant]

me w uiuc

💀

bro i cant love it tho

god

i need a new nevrio

enviro

💔 ugh

i cant be a midwesterner

hate this place

[rotund edge]

type

[obsidian nexus]

real

[frail plank]

T50s

[misty remnant]

davidj is like

harvard bound

omfg

[frail plank]

Nah

They hate me my essays bad

[west breach]

is not recieving an interview by now a generally bad sign

[frail plank]

Well this is the thing

The later you get the interview it’s better

But that also means less likely to get an interview

So it’s a win lose

[west breach]

i c

but like no interview assumes rejection

if ur in an area w tons of alumni

[wet owl]

Where do y'all get ur conclusions from

[frail plank]

For some schools practically yes

[misty remnant]

i dont think tahst the case

[wet owl]

yeah same

[misty remnant]

not for most schools dawg

wat the fuck

[frail plank]

I guess what I mean it’s more conclusive

[obsidian nexus]

fr half of this is just objectively wrong

[west breach]

oh my bad i was just going off what was online

[frail plank]

I said some

[misty remnant]

i dont think thats the case

[wet owl]

yeah

[west breach]

the actual website is super vague

[frail plank]

Yale newspaper did a poll and only 9% of admits got in without one

[west breach]

almost intentionally just saying ur rejected

[misty remnant]

and thats 9%..

thats like 1/10

thats not bad

[wet owl]

and harvard interviews aren't based on availability solely 100%

[misty remnant]

also its a smaller sample size

[west breach]

well response bias as well

[frail plank]

That’s not great

[wet owl]

I just talked to sm1

who works there

[misty remnant]

its a small sample size

[wet owl]

so

[misty remnant]

💀

[obsidian nexus]

the sample size of that survey was like 1/3 of the actual class

[ornate garden]

yeah i know ik someone w a 3,0 who got one

yeah i know ik someone w a 3,0 who got one

[misty remnant]

and it was like class of 28

[ornate garden]

so the prescreen deffo isn’t strict

[misty remnant]

it was like

[ornate garden]

it’s probably like 3.0 higher

[frail plank]

It was like 500+ responses even if u assume variation it ain’t great

[wet owl]

for ints it is

[west breach]

damn

[wet owl]

strict

[ornate garden]

i don’t think we got prescreened out btw they could just not need more info to admit or deny us

[misty remnant]

ok but 10? seems fine

[wet owl]

but nor domestics idek

[frail plank]

I think Yale just forgot my interview

They actually love me

[misty remnant]

u actin like no one gettin in w out an interview

[frail plank]

They just forgot

[obsidian nexus]

ppl here keep reading way too deep into what a prescreen is ngl

[ornate garden]

yeah and i am sure here we all have like 3.8 or 3.9 higher gpas and good ECs so like

we’re fine lol

[misty remnant]

ong even if u pas the pre screen u prolly gonna get rejected 💀

so relax

it cannot be that srs

[obsidian nexus]

fr lmao

[west breach]

most stressful 3 weeks

[ornate garden]

yes

[obsidian nexus]

yes this is facts

[ornate garden]

not for domestic tho

it’s just like if you’re decently qualified

[obsidian nexus]

ALSO when you live in bay area or something like that the amount of applicants STILL exceeds the amount of alumni

so it's still hard to find an interviewer

[wet owl]

EXACTLY

[ornate garden]

transfer 😍

[west breach]

gotta pray on this

[obsidian nexus]

before decision day i wasnt in, if after decision day im still not in... nothing has changed ehehe

[wet owl]

accept reality

[misty remnant]

no fr help

its like a few yrs

its not that big of a deal..

[frail plank]

Yeah but they get alumni from other places

[misty remnant]

thats true u could get a senior intervieiw

[frail plank]

Darty got me an interviewer from another region

[frail plank]

!!!!

They gave Anna a senior

Let me have a senior

Share???

[west breach]

maybe they just dont wanna go through the hassle

[wet owl]

yeah like if ur going to a T100 ur 100% safe

[misty remnant]

OKAY? and it was bc my 1st guy was fucked

not bc they lack alumni

[obsidian nexus]

they occasionally get alumni from other places who have availability to take on more if it is necessary at the AO's discretion

[misty remnant]

i live nea r acity

[obsidian nexus]

facts solar ur so cool

[wet owl]

agree

[frail plank]

Plus I’m cooked regarflesss

Bay Area pool is crazy competitive

[obsidian nexus]

ok might as well enjoy life then

[frail plank]

Too many sweats

[misty remnant]

hear me out davidj u have one of the best schools in the country??

[wet owl]

y'll r making a big deal out of it

[misty remnant]

like tf

[fleet thicket]

every time i come to this thread someone is talking about interviews

[misty remnant]

😭

[fleet thicket]

LMFAO

[misty remnant]

bro overreacting asf

[obsidian nexus]

hi uni

[misty remnant]

hi uni yale goat !!

[fleet thicket]

you’re cooked if you get one cooked if you don’t

[misty remnant]

ong

[fleet thicket]

heyyy

[misty remnant]

this

[obsidian nexus]

exactly

[fleet thicket]

👋

[frail plank]

Real

[misty remnant]

so hear me out

find a hobby davidj

[fleet thicket]

the likelyhood of getting rejected is high whether or not u get an interview

[obsidian nexus]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[fleet thicket]

so might as well just enjoy ur life lol instead of speculating whether or not ur cooked

[obsidian nexus]

fr if you're dooming in a thread on an applyingtocollege server what are you doing with your life 😭

[fleet thicket]

everyone is cooked

[wet owl]

David got into Berkely and is scared????
jeez

[misty remnant]

right

we're all gionna die

so what

[west breach]

is the sffa lawsuit talking abt ao interviews or alumni ones

[wet owl]

yeah I already got ghosted from internships that suck

[misty remnant]

in 10 years ur gonna regret how much time u spent on disc

[fleet thicket]

fax

[ornate garden]

yeah fr

[wet owl]

dont take anything personally

[ornate garden]

😭

[misty remnant]

instead of enjoying the last yr of ur childhood

[wet owl]

same to u serena

[ornate garden]

i am a woman

[misty remnant]

what if it doesnt matter

[obsidian nexus]

😭

[ornate garden]

oh! ok..

lmao i should

[wet owl]

its freezing

[fleet thicket]

i got out of bed at 3:30 today

[obsidian nexus]

wait i have friends coming over both today and tmr its gonna be so fun

[wet owl]

lmao no im online all the time

[wet owl]

my friends wanna get used to not seeing each other

💀

[obsidian nexus]

bro wtf

LMAO

[wet owl]

I'm pretty certain everyone in my class hates everyone

YEAHHH

[frail plank]

Anyone get into Santa Cruz

[ornate garden]

ya

[gleaming coral]

so UGA? perhaps?

[fleet thicket]

yass congrats

[ornate garden]

OMG david we’re twinning

yessss

go bears 😍😍😍

[ornate garden]

says you LMAO congrats on yale???????

but thanks 😍

[fleet thicket]

every acceptance is a good sign

u deserve itttt

im still scared they sent a likely as a joke and will reject me

[gleaming coral]

i wish I met you guys sooner

[fleet thicket]

idk if i should open yale first on ivy day

[gleaming coral]

open it last

[fleet thicket]

true

[gleaming coral]

i only have 1 to open so

[fleet thicket]

ivy day is also during my schools senior alumni dinner

[gleaming coral]

its iether that or bust

[fleet thicket]

so i’m wondering what’s gonna happen

i love brown

sad i didn’t apply

[gleaming coral]

why harvard first?

[fleet thicket]

it’s too close to my house

[frail plank]

Ur gonna take all the schools

[fleet thicket]

harvard sucks

[frail plank]

Valid

[fleet thicket]

i didn’t apply chilll

[gleaming coral]

guys

harvard is the only ivy i applied too

and teh wrost thing is

[fleet thicket]

i feel like only school id choose over yale is columbia

[gleaming coral]

i'll prob go if i get in

[fleet thicket]

autoadmit trust

[frail plank]

uh

how u gonna afford columbia

[gleaming coral]

whatwhy?

[frail plank]

NYC is expensive AF

[fleet thicket]

i like the city

financial aid

[frail plank]

no like beyond tuition

NYC is just so expensive...

[fleet thicket]

true

[frail plank]

new haven is just one hour train ride away...

LET ME INTO YALE

[fleet thicket]

idk i’ll look at all my financial aid offers

and then decide

[frail plank]

this aint even funny anymore yale

yall procrastinating the interview

[fleet thicket]

me too brah

[gleaming coral]

deja vu anyone?

[fleet thicket]

in my camera roll there’s a video of me saying i would sell my soul to get into yale

i manifested it

[ornate garden]

dwdw auto admit

[frail plank]

im too good for yale

yale wished they could get me

trust

[fleet thicket]

maybe my soul is gone now tho

[frail plank]

dw bro

new wall street banker

[fleet thicket]

stats major chilll

[frail plank]

-> wall street banker

[frail plank]

quant

[fleet thicket]

NO

eecs major

😭

[frail plank]

-> quant at citadel

[fleet thicket]

STOP

i’ll major in uhh

[frail plank]

hopiummmm

[fleet thicket]

what stem field doesn’t go to quant

chem eng

[frail plank]

they all do

humanities majors go into Investment banking or private equity

[fleet thicket]

cs and psych major

[fleet thicket]

!bgastro

[light hazel]

https://i.imgur.com/uoDQN2D.png

[fleet thicket]

@obsidian nexus thanks for showing me this ima abuse it

[obsidian nexus]

LMAOOO

[misty remnant]

me asf

like idgaf fr

i totally overanalyzed it for a bit

esp w the senior

but who cares

GO ILLINI!!

[misty remnant]

me but it was sunday

so idk

[frail plank]

HELP

i want one too

[misty remnant]

its not that late th

so idk

ya im cooked

ggs

[frail plank]

WDYM UR COOKED

[misty remnant]

gonna get rejected

[frail plank]

STOP

[misty remnant]

SAYS THE ONE BERKELEY BOUND?!

[frail plank]

UIUC IS GOD TOO

[misty remnant]

ok we're not cooked

[solemn panther]

Still waiting for Harvard

[ornate garden]

I AM COOKED

GOODBYE IVY DREAMS

GOODBYE

💔💔💔

[quasi shadow]

he obviously isn't stressed?

are you dumb?

[gleaming coral]

r u ok

[quasi shadow]

no r u ok

why were you all dogging on this guy

get a life

and for the record he's right about the 3.7 lol

around 5% of harvard admits have a GPA in that range

pretty small number

[gleaming coral]

i don't

[fleet thicket]

what r u talking about

[dreamy lynx]

what is going on here chat

[quasi shadow]

mb I looked at the thread and that was the first thing that came up

lol

[misty remnant]

are you okay?

[gleaming coral]

@misty remnant

ur back

yay

[misty remnant]

hi

[gleaming coral]

what's up

uiuc girl

[misty remnant]

nothing idk

need to grind micro

bc i havent paid attn for 3 monyhs

[balmy thorn]

Ya and I was being called a hater and destroyed for saying some of my friends got one that we (both me and my friends) wouldn’t expect for a prescreen bc they applied as a joke lol

[balmy thorn]

Eh it’s just bc people are getting them now generally everywhere. We’ll prolly see the same thing in a few weeks with likelies when more start rolling in

[frail plank]

yeah but tell me a person at yale who got an interview with a 3.0

[balmy thorn]

It’s well known Yale prescreens to a deeper degree lol

[frail plank]

where have u gotten interviews or acceptances?

whats ur deferf

[balmy thorn]

Yale defer

[frail plank]

too good

too good

a2c in a nutshell

[balmy thorn]

Yale defer, Accepted Umich UNC for business and uva CAS and some other smaller schools. Interviews at Duke Harvard yale pton mit gtown Penn

[frail plank]

which major for yale/mich?

[frail plank]

BRUH DUKE HARVARD YALE NOOOOOOO

WTF

what are you cooking up

[balmy thorn]

Business at Umich and Econ at yale

[balmy thorn]

I’m saying idk if Duke and Harvard prescreen lol

[frail plank]

i thought ross only had business admin

idk

[balmy thorn]

Sorry Econ at yale

[frail plank]

duke/harvard give BOTH on priority/availability

[balmy thorn]

Business at Umich ross

[frail plank]

yale is priority solely from what i know

[quasi shadow]

mb bruv

[frail plank]

wtf

did u do the business port

what are ur cracked stuff wtf

[quasi shadow]

I misread some shiii

[frail plank]

how much money did u raise

500k startup?

[balmy thorn]

I’m not cracked lol

[frail plank]

stop the cap

[balmy thorn]

Ask @quasi shadow

I told him my stats and ECs lol

[frail plank]

define not cracked

[quasi shadow]

he's cracked

[balmy thorn]

Bruh

[balmy thorn]

Like almost all of my ECs are in school

[frail plank]

caught in 4k

[quasi shadow]

alr it's not that level lol

[frail plank]

doesnt mean its bad lmao

[quasi shadow]

his ecs are good tho

[fleet thicket]

yale doesn’t admit by major

neither does much they admit by school

[quasi shadow]

and his awards are cracked

so

[balmy thorn]

No they’re like solid but nothing amazingly special

[quasi shadow]

he's him

[balmy thorn]

My ECs

[frail plank]

i know, i was just curious lol

[fleet thicket]

this is normal

[frail plank]

define cracked awards

[fleet thicket]

9 of my ecs are in school lol

and my awards r bad

[frail plank]

yeah

but ur school cracked

[quasi shadow]

like international ones

trust

[frail plank]

bruh

[quasi shadow]

👍

[frail plank]

@balmy thorn caught in 4k

[quasi shadow]

exactly

him behavior

[frail plank]

bruh so it is priorityu

[balmy thorn]

Okay okay DECA international awards aren’t that crazy

[frail plank]

[balmy thorn]

They’re not like so uncommon

[fleet thicket]

true ig isk

[frail plank]

why does everyone i know have like DECA #2

do they hand out like 500 #2

it seems like everyone is #2

[fleet thicket]

my best award was national merit commended

[frail plank]

i didnt even get that

better than me

[fleet thicket]

lol

test scores don’t matter anyway

[frail plank]

awards dont matter

test scores dont matter

ecs matter + story

[frail plank]

pray for da interview for me plz

??? yale where you at

[balmy thorn]

There are like 200 ppl in the world with what I have in DECA

So not that insane

[frail plank]

yeah

[balmy thorn]

I did some Econ comps and other business comps tho

[frail plank]

let me

IN

holy smokes

[misty remnant]

davidj ur alr in

auto admit gang

[balmy thorn]

Also I had rlly good stats

[frail plank]

auto admit gang

ur in too

[frail plank]

whats rly good stats

doesnt everyone have a 4.00/1550+

[fleet thicket]

no

[misty remnant]

lmao laughed

[fleet thicket]

a lot of ppl do but like ehh

[frail plank]

im malding rn

harvard ends 1st i believe and yale the 6th

dartmouth ends monday

duke wednesday???

[quasi shadow]

yeah I feel like

[frail plank]

bruh duke actually procrastinating

[quasi shadow]

my stats carried my app

[frail plank]

bruh

stats

[quasi shadow]

like I'm nothing exceptional

besides that

[fleet thicket]

essays

[balmy thorn]

4.0 1580, 7 5s and 2 4s on AP tests, NMF, Pres Scholars Candidate

[frail plank]

i submitted 2 4s

LMAO

im cooked

[fleet thicket]

but tbf everyone says they have good essays, not everyone does

[frail plank]

mine arent bad

[misty remnant]

um what??

[frail plank]

def interview level imo

[misty remnant]

davidj relax

[balmy thorn]

I had good essays i think

[misty remnant]

i also submitted 2 4s

[frail plank]

OMG TWINS

[misty remnant]

well and one 5

but

yes

[balmy thorn]

Same

[fleet thicket]

wait did u apply to 26 schools lol

[balmy thorn]

Also my recs were cracked

[frail plank]

uh

[balmy thorn]

25

[frail plank]

mine are strong i know that for sure but idk cracked

THIS IS NOT IT

[fleet thicket]

i can’t do math

[frail plank]

DUKE WHAT YOU DOING

[fleet thicket]

eng major can’t do math :(

[balmy thorn]

Weirdly enough my Duke Harvard and yale interviews were my best ones lol

[fleet thicket]

i think my recs were good my math teacher was telling me she wrote a good one

[misty remnant]

my 1 rec flopped 💀 cus bro racist ahh

but idk

the other one was like texting me compliments help?

[frail plank]

wait

[misty remnant]

so i hope she wrote a good one

[frail plank]

when did u get ur interviewers

[misty remnant]

davidj relax u cant do nothin

we have like a month left

ur decision prolly set in stone

[frail plank]

interview astrology

[frail plank]

rejected pile

K

[misty remnant]

me w yale ong

[frail plank]

UCLA better accept me

[misty remnant]

OK AND U HAVE BERKELEY TF

[misty remnant]

accept**

[frail plank]

UCLA BETTER ACCEPT ME

OUT OF PRINCIPLE

[balmy thorn]

I got yale rea and then for duke and Harvard I got them 2 weeks ago and had them this week

[frail plank]

bruh

dudes literally in

congrats on ur likelies

[fleet thicket]

did u get a 2nd interview after yale rea

[balmy thorn]

Anna bro I respect you sm but weren’t u doing this like a few days ago 😭

[fleet thicket]

defer

[balmy thorn]

No idt they do 2nd interviews

[fleet thicket]

ah

yale defer is good tho they only defer like 20%

[balmy thorn]

Ik they do ao calls for likelies but nothing after interviews otherwise

[balmy thorn]

Ya 17% this year and defer to accept is like 10-15%

[golden pebble]

say whatever makes you feel happy

easy

[frail plank]

BRUH DAMn

THATS GOOOOOD

I WISH I WSA THAT GOOD

yale didnt even defer me

(tbh i didnt apply early but still!!!)

[balmy thorn]

Holy glaze bro omg

[fleet thicket]

all the schools that deferred me mean nothing

[misty remnant]

well life is useless now so

[frail plank]

i expected an acceptance letter in the mail

[fleet thicket]

usc and mit brah

[frail plank]

USC auto defer

[fleet thicket]

but idk what usc wanted that yale didn’t

admissions is so confusing

[frail plank]

usc dont want u?

[misty remnant]

cus usc is ass

[frail plank]

USC no brain

[fleet thicket]

i mean maybe rd but idk

[misty remnant]

ong asf

usc is ASS

[frail plank]

u EA-ed MIT?

[misty remnant]

smells bad

[frail plank]

would u take MIT over yale

[fleet thicket]

like no but maybe

i have a feeling i will get rejected rd

[frail plank]

bro ross better accept me

i spent 2 weeks on those essays

actually locked in

[fleet thicket]

i feel like my mich essays were mid

[balmy thorn]

Were ur essays good

[fleet thicket]

my community one was good but my why mich was generic i feel like

[frail plank]

i had a lot of people read them, everything was honestly rly good, my why yale was probably bad (since it wasnt personal enough and more yale glaze) but besides that, they were good

[fleet thicket]

i feel like everyone’s why yale is bad tho

[balmy thorn]

Ppl really really liked my essays in general and I researched hella on how to write mine

[fleet thicket]

it’s so short that it’s hard to make it good

[balmy thorn]

My why yale was lowkey fire

But my why major was mid asf

[frail plank]

yeah but mine was very impersonal idk

yale probs didnt like me

[fleet thicket]

mine was like 5 sentences

[frail plank]

my why major hit hard imo idk

[fleet thicket]

i said something about yale, something about me

that was my format

[frail plank]

i just said yale

[balmy thorn]

Ya I said something abt me then yale

[frail plank]

i forgot the say something about me

i screwed up guys

no room for error

[balmy thorn]

The podcast said they want u to say smth abt urself first

[fleet thicket]

i just talked about research, community, and academics

oh

[frail plank]

i talked about the culture/notable things yale has idk

[balmy thorn]

Not first I mean

Just like in general

It’s ok if why yale comes before u talk abt urself

Also in my why major I talked abt yale too much otherwise it was quite good

I wish I could have that one back

[frail plank]

honestly

i shouldve just copied my dartmouth why essay for yale

[quasi shadow]

I applied 15 schools

[frail plank]

it would literaly work word for word (besides changing up some specifics)

[quasi shadow]

pretty small number

[frail plank]

post submit regret

[balmy thorn]

For my why yale I talked abt an experience I had and said “yale offers similar opportunities for ____” and then talked about how I’d become a residential college aide and encourage peers to join me as I explore xyz things in x y z activities

[fleet thicket]

should i just send my why yale lol

[frail plank]

thats better than me

i forgot to say how id contribute

[balmy thorn]

Didn’t u already lol

[fleet thicket]

i don’t think so

maybe i did

[balmy thorn]

My entire loci was this lol

[reef grove]

do i make my essays public once i’m a freshman

i feel like i could make bank

[balmy thorn]

Ppl lowkey aren’t paying for that man lol

[fleet thicket]

omg i wanna be like one of the tiktok influencers

[reef grove]

☹️

[fleet thicket]

“the essays that got me into xyz school”

i’m just scared people will comment “oh now i’m not worried”

[reef grove]

nah there are so many websites that like guarantee getting into a top school

[fleet thicket]

like when someone posts their stats and people comment “this is achievable”

[balmy thorn]

Why does every Harvard kid lowkey start selling college stuff 😭

[reef grove]

i’m sure someone’s desperate enough to buy my essays

[reef grove]

easy money

[fleet thicket]

why not just share them with the world

[reef grove]

i like money

[fleet thicket]

i feel like my harvard essays were mid

[reef grove]

nah i’m jk, if i share them it’d prolly just be for free

[fleet thicket]

i also feel like a lot of my essays r too personal for me to post them online

[reef grove]

yeah i’d have to censor a bunch from mine

[balmy thorn]

My Columbia essays were elite

[fleet thicket]

idk if i think my essays are better than they actually are or worse than they actually are

[fleet thicket]

omg same

[balmy thorn]

Harvard was good but not insane

[fleet thicket]

i had my friends who go to columbia read mine and then they lowk tore them apart and i rewrote most of them but they made them a lot better

[frail plank]

i couldve done better for yale

i couldve been more specific!!!!

[fleet thicket]

i think in order of how good they were for me mine goes columbia - harvard - yale - penn

[frail plank]

i couldve said how ill contribute

[frail plank]

bros getting in EVERYWHERE

[fleet thicket]

well we shall see

[reef grove]

my harvard essays were by far my best ones

[balmy thorn]

Yah I had a friend at Wharton read mine a lot

[fleet thicket]

did u apply wharton

[balmy thorn]

Yea

[fleet thicket]

nice

[balmy thorn]

I lowkey would only go to Wharton over Cornell in the Ivy League tho

[fleet thicket]

wait wdym

[balmy thorn]

Like I’d go to most ivies over Penn

[fleet thicket]

did u mean or

ohh

did u apply to 8 ivies

[balmy thorn]

7

[fleet thicket]

zamnn

i only applied to the urban ones

other than brown but that’s bc it’s too close to my house

[balmy thorn]

Yale isn’t rlly urban lol

[fleet thicket]

i mean

[frail plank]

thats cray sorry

[fleet thicket]

new haven is a city

[frail plank]

penn is just columbia but in philly to me

[fleet thicket]

i didn’t want to be at cornell or dartmouth yk

[frail plank]

WOW OK

too posh for them

[fleet thicket]

cornell is the only ivy i visited

beautiful campus but like middle of nowhere

[solemn panther]

I’ve visited none

[misty remnant]

twin

[solemn panther]

And yet I applied to all of them except Dartmouth

[misty remnant]

i only v isited schools cus fly in 💀

so thank u schools for paying for me to visit 😍

[frail plank]

WOW OK

yall hating on darty

[misty remnant]

real

[frail plank]

best ivy

[misty remnant]

um???

no??

[frail plank]

they gave me interview

[misty remnant]

i love dartmouth

[frail plank]

and I LOVE THEM

[solemn panther]

No it’s bc I’m a stem major 😭

Also it’s really remote

[fleet thicket]

yeah

i feel like darty is for a certain kind of person

[misty remnant]

yes, me & davidj

[solemn panther]

Cornell is too but it’s a good stem school so I’m willing to let it pass

[misty remnant]

.

[frail plank]

yall jealous

yall coping

[misty remnant]

i dont even know what school i'd like atp

idek

i think uiuc would be nice

[fleet thicket]

i couldn’t do cornell for 4 years brah

[misty remnant]

fit v arbitrary idek atp

[fleet thicket]

good stem doesn’t even matter bro i want to have fun in college

[solemn panther]

Idc where I get in I just need an acceptance

💀💀

[fleet thicket]

well it does

but like

[misty remnant]

me asf dawg

[solemn panther]

Right now I’m worrying abt getting in

[misty remnant]

ANY RD SCHOOL

I AM BEGGING

[solemn panther]

Bc that’s all the stress I can deal with rn

[misty remnant]

ong ong

[frail plank]

WHAT

[misty remnant]

????

what do u think i did to get an interview

[solemn panther]

Anna 😭

[fleet thicket]

i’ve been manifesting

it kinda worked

[frail plank]

100%

yale wants me

[solemn panther]

Ugh finally last week of February

God this month was so long

Feels like torture

[frail plank]

100% so long

[misty remnant]

wait why r decisions soon tf

my first is middlebuyr

idfk

eww middlebury

god i hate thats chool

[frail plank]

YALE

JUST GIVE ME ONE

PLEASE

[misty remnant]

i dont know why i applied like white as fuck collegs in vermont

idk

i was high

[solemn panther]

I think mine is uc Irvine on march 7th?

[misty remnant]

ok sheesh

scaryy

idk

why is time ticking by slow & fast

[solemn panther]

Right

And then mit on march 14th for sure

I think ucla and ucsd are on the 15th

[fleet thicket]

my first rd is mit LOL

it was my first early too

[solemn panther]

We’re so cooked

😭

[fleet thicket]

well i’m not cooked

and neither are you!

[solemn panther]

Ur right

We’re burnt

💀

[fleet thicket]

i don’t know why you are using we terminology

i am thriving

[solemn panther]

This is a collective effort

[misty remnant]

thanks yale likely 💀

[solemn panther]

Either we all win or we all lose

[fleet thicket]

and will you be soon!

[solemn panther]

🤭

[fleet thicket]

i started manifesting in august

[solemn panther]

Have they worked out

[fleet thicket]

some of them

[solemn panther]

CLEAN SWEEP INCOMINNG

[fleet thicket]

all of them except for usc

and idk about oenn

[frail plank]

Let me in one

[molten glen]

why umich

[fleet thicket]

i love michigan

great school fun school

[solemn panther]

fr

[fleet thicket]

only cons are cost and temp

they gave me good money but not enough

[solemn panther]

yea that 80k cost 😭

[fleet thicket]

but i expected that from a public

it’s 20k a year for me but i can’t rlly afford that

but i applied to outside scholarships and i have offers to negotiate with

[solemn panther]

is 20k bad?

[gleaming coral]

like objectively or for his situtaion?

[fleet thicket]

i think objectively 20k is not bad but for my situation it is not sufficient

[solemn panther]

oh i see

[gleaming coral]

Objectively it's bad

Anything over like 10k is objectively bad

Let's get that straight

[fleet thicket]

i feel like if you can afford 20k a year it is not horrible

esp for a school like michigan

[gleaming coral]

if you can afford

very few can

if we starve we could afford

[fleet thicket]

well most can afford

[gleaming coral]

most cannot afford

[fleet thicket]

a lot of ppl pay full tuition or more

[gleaming coral]

United States/Population/Median Income
39,982 USD (2023)

[fleet thicket]

there are a lot more rich people applying to college than u might expect

[gleaming coral]

i am not rich

[fleet thicket]

me neither

lol

[gleaming coral]

i cannot afford 20k

help me out

god

gods

[balmy thorn]

Same

Actually some UCs might come out before idk

[fleet thicket]

i think its mit then jhu then like bu or smth

[gleaming coral]

JHU is March 21st

[fleet thicket]

i get mit after my spring break trip lol

[gleaming coral]

I get GT on the Friday of

[balmy thorn]

I get mit like an hour and a half before a big event lol

Actually no during

I’m getting rejected tho

So I’ll just wait till after so my headspace is fine

[obsidian nexus]

you share them for free as proof that you're good and use that to lure people into paying

assuming you're trying to turn a profit that's the lead magnet client acquisition strategy

but anyway

[reef grove]

ohhh yeah i could make like one or two free

or like first 100 words free

[molten glen]

do like the first 15 words are free or more just make the hook part of ur essay free that way it not only hooks them theirselves, but also they know it's a banger

i thought about selling all of my essays

[molten glen]

@reef grove when is Ivy day

!harvard

[fleet thicket]

march 27

why

[rugged vessel]

26th no?

[fleet thicket]

it’s 27

7 PM

[wet owl]

is that legal lol

[fleet thicket]

why would it be illegal

[wet owl]

idek I heard that u should have proof that ur the one who wrote them

[molten glen]

Wdym

Just selling them so they could get ideas or see how I kinda made the essay flow

[wet owl]

I have essays I never used but r revised by a private counselor so they r good

[molten glen]

Not that they could just copy n paste

[wet owl]

yeah makes sense

[molten glen]

Also I don’t bave proof I wrote any of that shit LMAO

I mean I did, but I did it directly in the commonapp website box, wrote it once an hour before they were due, submitted it

What was I supposed to do record myself typing

[wet owl]

lmao I got mine reviewed by 3 people

[molten glen]

Lol

[wet owl]

and kept changing things

[fleet thicket]

i had so many ppl read my essays

[molten glen]

Yah I don’t have a review process, didn’t change anything from first write. Tho that’s bad practice for college writing. I still do it, but 95s could turn into 99s

[fleet thicket]

damn u just wrote everything first try

[wet owl]

yeah but ik a girl who applied RD she wanted to "rephrase" my supplements

so nope

[fleet thicket]

i feel like my ideas are good when i first try and then i edit a lot

[molten glen]

Ya every single one

[wet owl]

she's gonna get herself rejected and wtf put some effort into what ur doing

[molten glen]

Nah don’t do that pimp

That’ll get ur ass kicked out of harvard

[wet owl]

I didn't give them to her

the program im in tho

there was some sort of a christmas eve event and they made everyone read out their personal statements

which was weird

I didn't go in the first place

[wet owl]

in front of other 100 students who r applying

lmao

[obsidian nexus]

wtf

[wet owl]

yeah 💀

[obsidian nexus]

that is wild i cannot imagine doing that

[quiet badger]

ts pmo icl

ts ts ts ts ts ts pmo

rizz me once pmo rizz me twice pyo

boi ts pmoetry pmo! sybau!

[fleet thicket]

erm

[quiet badger]

suh

[wet owl]

huh

[wet owl]

samee it's weird

[floral briar]

Guys should I send in an update?
If there are only like 2 achievements that I had

[gleaming coral]

Yeah why not

[eager sinew]

if theyre big yeah

[eager sinew]

im personally rejecting you

[raven crane]

did you get accepted in rea as an int?

congrats if thats the case

[wet owl]

yep

Thank you!

[rustic path]

i think i need to send harvard a letter

because gmail doesnt seem to be working

[gleaming coral]

John get some sleep

[rustic path]

since i didnt get a likely till now

[rustic path]

its 10 pm here

[gleaming coral]

John, I'm saying this for ur own giod

Go to fucking sleep

[rustic path]

No lmao

[wet owl]

u shouldn't expect one

[rustic path]

i should, matter of fact, it's a guarantee

im emailing them

With they title

"Did you send my likely letter by a FUCKING CARRIER PIGEON?"

cause why is it taking so long

[wet owl]

humble urself please

even if it's satire

[rustic path]

no

[misty remnant]

john cena u should reallyyyy stop expecting one

& get an interview first...

[wet owl]

well if u don't at some point you will end up disappointed, not necessarily in college

[rustic path]

10/10 rage bait

im so good at this

[floral briar]

Cooked
No interview still 🥹

[wet owl]

john how do u tolerate urself sometimes

just asking

[glad patrol]

He says he's John Cena

But he's actually John Harvard

The 15th

[frail plank]

Anything from Duke

[wet owl]

gm David

[wet owl]

I never knew that

[frail plank]

Gm

[rustic path]

its satire lmao

im laughing my ass off rn

[wet owl]

ik

but u got on every nerve of mine 💀

[glad patrol]

He has to keep it under wraps to maintain anonymity

[wet owl]

then he's more humble than I expected

[glad patrol]

@rustic path Sorry for exposing btw

[rustic path]

10/10 rage bait

[frail plank]

Interviews…

How uncompetitive am I 😭

[rustic path]

dw bruh

they do intl interviews in march

it will come

[glad patrol]

fr?

[wet owl]

yeah they even do them the night before

[reef grove]

they actually did mine 15 minutes before decisions dropped

[rustic path]

matter of fact khurana called my while decisions dropped

[reef grove]

my interviewer even let me put my name in the admit pile

yeah they actually did mine a week after decisions dropped, i was just that good

[frail plank]

I’m not international…

[rustic path]

they're still doing interviews for me

im that good

[reef grove]

i’m on my 7th round of interviews rn

[glad patrol]

I'm so good they think I don't even need an interview 🗣️ 🔥

[misty remnant]

i’m scared for my interviewer dawg

but she’s v nice

it’s fine um

[reef grove]

autoadmit fr

[misty remnant]

hopefully she doesn’t grill me 😞😞

[glad patrol]

ong

[rustic path]

i think they are interviewing you to rescind your offer

because they are going to offer that place to me

[reef grove]

bro i’m online too much i thought grill was you censoring the word kill and i was like “yeah no that would prolly suck”

[reef grove]

nooooo <///3

[misty remnant]

💀💀

this crazy

my interviewer is as old as my parents

‘02 okay

😍😍

[rustic path]

dartmouth is the best ivy fr

[wet owl]

u got one?

congrats

[misty remnant]

lemme see who was on campus during her time

thanks.. yes 😱

[rustic path]

mine was '96

[wet owl]

even cornell is better

[misty remnant]

doesn’t matter but

[wet owl]

wtf r u talking about

[misty remnant]

u don’t even have an interview stfu

[rustic path]

for darty

[misty remnant]

okay

sorry john dena

cena

[rustic path]

i hope youre interviwer spills coffee on your white dress

[misty remnant]

it’s online 🤓🤓

bc the irl dates were ass

[rustic path]

send me the link

ill join asw

[misty remnant]

no.

u don’t get to

🤨🤨

no but she gave me this fancy harvard alumni zoom 😛

[rustic path]

shes gonna write "dont admit this donut into harvard!!"

[gleaming coral]

@rustic path nobody like this

go to bed

B. E. D.

BED

sleepy sleepy time

[rustic path]

bros trynna get me to bed for 1 hour

💀

[misty remnant]

what r u doing in bed together

[misty remnant]

telling her to put that on ur interview report

[rustic path]

Idk bruh, he's been asking me to go to bed

[misty remnant]

holy shit!!!

are u gonna go

🥵🥵

[rustic path]

give me her contact details

ill talk to her

[rustic path]

IM NOT GAY

[misty remnant]

john dont be afraid to explore ur sexuality

[misty remnant]

💔💔

i’m not gonna doxx her

[rustic path]

im telling your interviewer you're a freak

no freaks allowed in harvard

[gleaming coral]

@rustic path we will get mods

if you don't

FALL TEH FUCK ASLEEP

[rustic path]

bro whats wrong w you

[wet owl]

LMFAO

[misty remnant]

crazy??

[frail plank]

What interviews have u gotten

[rustic path]

darty

[floral briar]

@misty remnant dm 🥹

[misty remnant]

okk readd

[floral briar]

Thank you future prezie

[stone mural]

I js got an interview 🙏🙏 def getting accepted they was just playing hard to get

[frail plank]

WHEN?

TODAY?

WHAT REGIOn/AREA?

[stone mural]

Like a minute ago

[frail plank]

REGION

[frail plank]

what was ur major too

[stone mural]

Louisiana

[stone mural]

electrical engineering

[fleet thicket]

!bgastro

[light hazel]

https://i.imgur.com/uoDQN2D.png

[fleet thicket]

wrong channel oops

[floral briar]

Someone get me an interview too 🥹

[floral briar]

Nuh uh
Leave likely man

[fleet thicket]

i cant escape

[floral briar]

I am joking, not booing lol

😭

He's my future Yale friend

[wet owl]

SEE U

[fleet thicket]

yesss

same res college

[wet owl]

we r gonna be classmates if u get in

[reef grove]

more humanities majors need to join this server :(

[wet owl]

idk anyone who got in and is doing EE

I needa know my people cuz the class size isn't large

[reef grove]

fair haha

[wet owl]

yeah lmao

same people for 4 years

[frail plank]

LITERALLY ME

AND HARVARD ISNT GIVING ME A INTERVIEW

ACTUAL WHAT

[reef grove]

just ppl who want to go into a humanities field and also want to go to harvard haha

[rapid wave]

What do we think about social sciences

[reef grove]

overrun with the STEMies </3

[gleaming coral]

David is kinda

Still angsty

[reef grove]

well a big part of my major is polsci so i’m pretty open to it lol

[gleaming coral]

This won't stop until ivy day

[frail plank]

U even saw my ecs

WHAT DID I DO WRONG

[reef grove]

social science is super cool

[gleaming coral]

U live in the bay

[rapid wave]

If jobs related to it were better I would major in history

[frail plank]

I HATE THIS PLACE

[reef grove]

yeah p much

[frail plank]

the jobs from h istory are rly good though...

[gleaming coral]

U should've moved to North dakota

[frail plank]

25% of harvard history majors -> finance, 50% -> law, 25% -> government

[gleaming coral]

Then you'd have a shot

[reef grove]

idk to me a lot of humanities majors are super versatile

[frail plank]

yeah people who say history major = no money is not that true

[reef grove]

gov ❤️❤️❤️

[frail plank]

hitsory is very versatile

[frail plank]

WHAT DID I DO WRONG

harvard interview when???

[obsidian nexus]

realistically nothing

💀

[reef grove]

u live in bay area

[rapid wave]

I’ll probably like minor in history at other colleges

[obsidian nexus]

i love gov

[frail plank]

I HATE THIS PLACE

[reef grove]

wait ur turn buddy

[rapid wave]

Idk how Harvard concentrations work

[frail plank]

i know theres availability too

berksimp was literally like ik 6 people who gotten an interview

[reef grove]

real

[reef grove]

yeepee!!!

[frail plank]

harvard...

what you doing man

[obsidian nexus]

realistically also nothing

💀

[frail plank]

HARVARD COLLEGE

[gleaming coral]

Do you guys think they already made all their decesions

[frail plank]

no

well some

[rapid wave]

No

Interviews are still going

Had mine last Tuesday

[gleaming coral]

What if like

[frail plank]

for what

[reef grove]

maybe they don’t want a disloyal student with Berkeley in their name smh

[rapid wave]

Harvard