Harvard University (2024-2025)

[young jasper]

serenas alt

[obsidian nexus]

4:28 is WILD make it in pst

[young jasper]

bc serena keeps saying this same shit

about

[tropic coral]

wdym 😭

[young jasper]

going to berkreley

to transfer to harvard

nah

im actually done bro

[tropic coral]

i dont even want harvard

i want columbia

[young jasper]

😂

https://www.betterhelp.com/

https://www.betterhelp.com/

https://www.betterhelp.com/

https://www.betterhelp.com/

https://www.betterhelp.com/

u guys need it bro

[tropic coral]

BECAUSE...

[obsidian nexus]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@young jasper based

[tropic coral]

if i dont get any... i feel liike im cooked elsewhere

[reef grove]

being mad abt getting into berkeley is crazy work

[reef grove]

buddy you’re in already wdym

[wet owl]

WE'RE BETTER THAN COLUMBIA RIGHT @reef grove

[tropic coral]

im sorry im ungrateful

I AM SO INSECURE

[obsidian nexus]

bro this server collects like the most privileged ungrateful people ive met ngl

SO REAL SO REAL

[reef grove]

oh fs fs 100%

[tropic coral]

like Rd wise...

[young jasper]

BRO I GOT THE YALE INTERVIEW THAT UR ON UR KNEES BEGGING AND CRASHING OUT FOR AND THEY STILL FLAT REJECTED ME WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK IM GONNA TWEAK OUT LISTENING TO THIS SHIT ALL OF U

[tropic coral]

i dont even know how i got into berkeley holy moly

[obsidian nexus]

lmao

[young jasper]

HOLY SHIT

MAN STFU

[tropic coral]

i did this app in like 2 hours

[young jasper]

TS PMO

[tropic coral]

i did my sup 1 hour before deadline

MY INTERVIEW, YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE MY EYES READING OFF A SCRIPT

THATS HOW BAD IT WAS

[young jasper]

TS SO FRICKING PMO

[young jasper]

THATS ON U

THIS IS YOUR FAULT

NOT YOUR COUNSELORS

SO STOP PROJECTING

oh my GOD bro

[tropic coral]

nah this is early

my counselors dint play a role

[wet owl]

what r ur stats? 4.0 and tons of ECs?

[knotty orchid]

this guy is rage baiting I’m pretty sure

[young jasper]

bait or braindead

lets play a game

im picking braindead

[tropic coral]

stats dont matter since u know when ur stats are good enough

[reef grove]

i don’t think a single person will ever look and you and think worse of you bc you went to berkeley

[tropic coral]

ur a historian too right?

[obsidian nexus]

yeah at this point this is rage bait

[tropic coral]

or no

[reef grove]

it’s a wonderful school

[young jasper]

10/10 bro

it got me

[tropic coral]

its not that... i want to go to east coast...

[obsidian nexus]

i saw the rage

[young jasper]

the bait was beleivable

i lost

[tropic coral]

plus berkeley si so big

[wet owl]

Do I sound like one? No engineering for life

[tropic coral]

33k undergrads SO MANY UNDERGRDA

[young jasper]

the bait was beleivable vro 💔

[obsidian nexus]

LMAOOOO

[young jasper]

massive?

yk what else is massive?

horizontally

we know

[obsidian nexus]

fattie

[tropic coral]

i have 4.0, 1560, but thats expected... i feel like i have a spike in my field of history

[young jasper]

lmfaooo

LMFAO

[tropic coral]

I AM COOKEd

COOKED I SAY

[young jasper]

W bait

5'11 like 168

[obsidian nexus]

W BAIT

[tropic coral]

how is this bait im so confused

[young jasper]

im not that fat

[reef grove]

cooked in the head maybe

[tropic coral]

im just like... I AM SCARED

[wet owl]

and u still don't know how u got in????

[tropic coral]

i applied business...

BUSINESS

[obsidian nexus]

ARE YOU ACTUALLY 115

ARE YOU ACTUALLY

[young jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-ts-pmo-squid-game-2-pmo-ts-gif-9267036479252295809

TS PMO

[reef grove]

i’m 5’3 chat am i cooked

[wet owl]

It's cool af

[tropic coral]

not even i applied a diff major

[obsidian nexus]

thats crazy...

[young jasper]

what is it with midgets and doing well in the college application process

[tropic coral]

MY ESSAYS WERE SHIT

[wet owl]

I'm 5'5 I think

[tropic coral]

and I KNOW

[wet owl]

LMAO SO TRUE

[obsidian nexus]

you are so stick core

[tropic coral]

I know for a fact my RD essays are better

[reef grove]

i’m 5’4 in converse

[obsidian nexus]

me too dw kaz

[tropic coral]

so... if my app was so good...

then what is it that i cant control

MY RECS

[obsidian nexus]

well actually i went to the doctor yesterday and im now 5'4

[tropic coral]

I AM COOKED

[obsidian nexus]

but i was 5'3 for the last 3 years

[tropic coral]

I AM INSECURE

I AM EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE

[obsidian nexus]

i know this is a huge moment

[young jasper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FQqipylv4o

[obsidian nexus]

fr get off this server and go like

touch grass

bro this guy needs grass

[young jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/touching-grass-touch-gif-21219969

oooooh

look at how sweet that is

[tropic coral]

IM ALLERGIC

[young jasper]

😍

[tropic coral]

TO GRASS AND POLLEN

[young jasper]

bro

its over for u

im sorry b ut its over

[obsidian nexus]

that explains a lot ngl

[young jasper]

no bro

its over

ur genetically fried

columbia doesnt want yo azz

[reef grove]

that’s why you should go to cali, it’s all sand and ocean there

no grass

[young jasper]

DAVE BLUNTS

oh no

its the wrong guy

[tropic coral]

nah i want dat city life

I WANT NEW YORK

[wet owl]

Listen, I know a girl who's a literal genius (Olympiads) and got rejected from Cornell, with a 45/45 and a 1570 SAT, and she didn’t get into Berkeley early. So chill, they will accept you if they think you're a good fit. As for Columbia, you sound just like the kids who got there

[young jasper]

ur ngmi

give up

[wet owl]

their crime rate is insane bruh

[tropic coral]

NAH THAT JUST TEXTURE

berkeley crime is worse

pretty sure too

[obsidian nexus]

" you sound just like the kids who got there"

[wet owl]

(u guys can tell I hate columbia)

[young jasper]

nah fuck cornell 🗣️

[young jasper]

LMFAO

[obsidian nexus]

LMAOOOO

[young jasper]

NAH OK SOME GIRL IK GOES TO COLUMBIA AND SHES NOT THIS BRAINDEAD

[obsidian nexus]

REAL WAIT SAME

[young jasper]

LETS CHILL THE SLANDER

ew.

[obsidian nexus]

okay idk about that one

[tropic coral]

im wondering if i shouldve put my olympiad award in my app

[young jasper]

EWWWWWW

[wet owl]

I love it but truth is thr truth (not Wall street ofc lmaoooo)

[obsidian nexus]

RAGE BAIT RAGE BAIT RAGE B

[tropic coral]

i have a stem award i diddnt put on my app

[reef grove]

cornell has that awesome ornithology lab

[young jasper]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornell_gorge_suicides

[tropic coral]

because im a history majro

so it didnt make sense

[obsidian nexus]

RAGE BAIT

[tropic coral]

they arent admitting me for stem so why would it matter

[young jasper]

IM NOT GOING TO CORNEL

[tropic coral]

ITS NOT

[young jasper]

HE HE HE HELL NAW

[tropic coral]

I HAVE PROOF OMG

[wet owl]

they rejected her I'm still in a shock

like she's the best person ever

[young jasper]

SIGMA?

[tropic coral]

IM GOING TO REGRET

[young jasper]

PATRICK BATEMAN

[obsidian nexus]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[young jasper]

SIGMA SIGMA BOY

[tropic coral]

where does... she go now...

[young jasper]

MAN SYBAU

TS PMO

[wet owl]

FOR LIFE CORNELL KIDS R SWEET

[young jasper]

U PMO GNG ICL

[obsidian nexus]

english please

[wet owl]

She still hasn't gotten a single acceptance so be grateful for Berkley

[tropic coral]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-bath-sad-pool-gif-25811643

[obsidian nexus]

learn gratitude!

[tropic coral]

I AM THIRSTY

[wet owl]

Drink water

[tropic coral]

i crave validation

and attention

I want to be loved

i wanted to be valued

[reef grove]

ong ts pmo… lke i cn fkn omg

[young jasper]

@tropic coral may you commit to purdue inshallah

🙏

[tropic coral]

I DIDNT EVEN APPLY TO PURDUE

IM NOT A STEM MAJOR

[young jasper]

may you commit to a school in the midwestern cornfields

🙏

[reef grove]

hey i live in the midwestern cornfields 😭

[balmy thorn]

I would say stuff that would get me banned if I spoke what I’m thinking rn mate

[young jasper]

i wish mango wasnt banned

[wet owl]

that was personal

[wet owl]

same

[tropic coral]

the thing is

i know why i feel thsi way

its because of my insecurities

i know if i got back with my ex those would go away

[young jasper]

u ever see the most majestic human being ever then find out they're in a relatinoship and then sink to ur knees in despair

[young jasper]

😂

[tropic coral]

so i guess im just tryna compensate

[young jasper]

ok no this is bait

[tropic coral]

i think

this aint bait omg

[wet owl]

Life is tough, u needa face them u can't live ur life thinking everything will be perfect

[young jasper]

@obsidian nexus u were right bro

this bait is insane

[tropic coral]

do u guys reduce everything

[young jasper]

no bro

this is bait

[tropic coral]

is that what u say to everyone

[young jasper]

i refuse to comprehend this level of intellectual handicap

is real

[tropic coral]

u just reduce their feelings

[young jasper]

ok LMFAO

[young jasper]

http://betterhelp.com

[reef grove]

yes next question

[tropic coral]

but truthfully i guess thats why i want more

[wet owl]

if ur gonna stop being ungrateful please

[tropic coral]

I am grateful i am

i just want MORE

[young jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/daddy-daddy-japanese-tyranno-dance-japanese-guys-dancing-nishiyama-daddy-daddy-gif-4822088982498524556

[tropic coral]

i want options you know

i also just love the east coast

[young jasper]

may u commit to berkeley

wallah

[wet owl]

Bay area is equally as nice chill

[tropic coral]

yeah but east coast is better... im sorry, i just prefer the culture

the snow

the life

[reef grove]

condemned to 4 years of fun in the sun

[obsidian nexus]

😭

[tropic coral]

NYC is so much better than SF and thats just a fact

[wet owl]

you haven't tried living in Asia/East Europe 😭

[obsidian nexus]

may you commit to berkeley

[young jasper]

bro anyone who has lived in an area who gets any snow can tell u that shit gets boring asf

[tropic coral]

WHAT ARE U SAYING

[reef grove]

aren’t east coast ppl like jerks

i used to live there and they were all mean

[tropic coral]

PLUS

i dont WANT TO GO TO BUSINESS SCHOOl

TOO MANY FINANCE BROS

[wet owl]

they're cool

[young jasper]

this was my sidewalk yesterday bro i almost fell flat on my ASS beacuse of how icy it was

[wet owl]

What's wrong with them💀

[tropic coral]

i promise u that when im more emotionally stable im not like this

[young jasper]

get back w ur ex bro

maybe u were the problem

[tropic coral]

im just crying rn and emotional bec i feel like im getting ghosted by colleges

IM GETTING GHOSTED

[young jasper]

thats a lot

[tropic coral]

its a slow progress

she got into dartmouth!

[young jasper]

diviniti are u a man or a woman

js curious

[tropic coral]

im a guy

[young jasper]

bro

[tropic coral]

shes the only thing i ever want tbh

[young jasper]

💀

[reef grove]

😭

[young jasper]

yea

ngl

[tropic coral]

i remember she was the only reasonf or how i got over my stanford rejection

[young jasper]

she will not take u back at this rate

💀

[tropic coral]

rly easily

[young jasper]

mental instability isnt very hot big bro

💔

[wet owl]

I got ghosted by my bsf of 12 years for a guy who doesn't even like her back and I was more emotionally stable than u

chill tf

[young jasper]

aight lets not go there

[tropic coral]

we never rly broke up.. its complicated

[young jasper]

thats actually kinda mean

😭

[tropic coral]

im nto gonna explain

[young jasper]

how is she ur ex if u didnt break up

[tropic coral]

it would take HOURS

[young jasper]

ts pmo

[wet owl]

yet u call her ur ex?

[young jasper]

ts so friggin pmo

[tropic coral]

technically we are on "break" but in reality its even more complicated

[obsidian nexus]

😭

[young jasper]

oh

yeah break is synonymous

[tropic coral]

im not gonna explain

[young jasper]

for breakup

ngl

[tropic coral]

it would take at least 3 hours

[young jasper]

nobody goes on break w someone they actually wanna be w

jfl

[wet owl]

facts

[reef grove]

there’s a lot of other fish in the sea 🙏🙏

[young jasper]

im sure berkeley has some baddies

actually nvm

[reef grove]

college is where you can start over

[tropic coral]

fuck the other fish in the sea i dotn want that

[young jasper]

berekely goggles

u might be cooked lil bro

💀

LMFAO

LMFAO

[tropic coral]

what are BERKELEY GOOGLES OMG

[young jasper]

everoyne at berkeley

is so chopped

u start finding chopped ppl sexy

💀

[tropic coral]

WHAT DOES THA TMEAN

SPEAK DA ENGLISh

[young jasper]

it means everyone at berkeley is ugly

💀

[obsidian nexus]

bro has trauma everywhere

[tropic coral]

nah fuck the other fish in the sea

[reef grove]

i saw an instagram reel that said harvard had some of the ugliest students

[obsidian nexus]

you shouldnt be doing that to the fish bro

[wet owl]

cap

[young jasper]

they should let me in ill change that

[obsidian nexus]

i am NOT this unstable im mostly joking

[young jasper]

w my RADIANT ass skin

[wet owl]

I swear all the girls I have on insta are so pretty

[obsidian nexus]

WELLESLEY PLEASE

[tropic coral]

BECAUSE ITS INSTA

[wet owl]

the guys.... probably true

[obsidian nexus]

real

[young jasper]

isnt it a womans only college

💀

[obsidian nexus]

YES

[tropic coral]

if i get any interviews

[obsidian nexus]

real so real

[tropic coral]

ill kiss u guys

[reef grove]

wellesley was on the list too 😭

[obsidian nexus]

no thanks

[young jasper]

do you think if i stepped foot on campus theyd just eject me like when gru tried to get into vectors house

[obsidian nexus]

but

[young jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/vector-fortress-gif-18892468

[wet owl]

no like not a single one is ugly

[young jasper]

you think if i went to wellessely

theyd js beam me

like that

[tropic coral]

wellesley IS A GIRLS SCHOOL

[obsidian nexus]

really

[young jasper]

WE ALL KNOW WHY BRO

[tropic coral]

AND I CANT EVEN GO

[young jasper]

WE ALL KNOW WHY

[hardy fern]

you could be like that girl who showed up at visitas and then continued to pretend to be a harvard student

[tropic coral]

ngl

i think the best thing i can do is

[obsidian nexus]

who...

[young jasper]

except im actually getting in

[reef grove]

💀

[tropic coral]

simply accept im going to berkeley

its as good as that

[hardy fern]

it's a whole thing

[wet owl]

finally

[tropic coral]

the world said

they wanted me to go to berkeley

[young jasper]

isnt berkeley like a t20

💀

[hardy fern]

she got caught eventually but i think she kept it up for a few months

[young jasper]

holy yap

[obsidian nexus]

wow what a terrible thing i feel very sorry for you

[young jasper]

yap yap yappity yap

[obsidian nexus]

t5

[young jasper]

STOP YAPMAXXING START JOBMAXXING

HOLY STFU U PMO SYBAU

ICL TS PMO GNG

[reef grove]

destined to splash around in the water and get suntanned, doesn’t seem too bad

[tropic coral]

i dont even know

for my program its ranked even higher but BERKELEY

[hardy fern]

destined to be a furry

[obsidian nexus]

t5 @young jasper

worldwide

[tropic coral]

FUCK DA GLOBAL UNIVERSITIES

[young jasper]

ok if we're using global rankings than udub is like #6 and lets be honest

💀

[wet owl]

The school on the top is so cool omg

[reef grove]

where’s princeton

[young jasper]

udub is good but it iant no mf 6th best institution in the world

[tropic coral]

for schools with undergrad business its ranked like #2 on us news with MIT BUT...

[obsidian nexus]

no thats cambridge

[tropic coral]

ITS NOT AS GOOD FOR NYC HIGH FINANCE

[young jasper]

fell off like the mid ass institution it is

[tropic coral]

tbh...

ll just work hard

[young jasper]

sorry

[tropic coral]

and try to get an internship at goldman or smth

[obsidian nexus]

its #18

[young jasper]

its tied for #7

same shit

LMFAO

[tropic coral]

if i was at harvard though maybe i could get blackstone out of college

[wet owl]

Why r u complaining u just said u don't want business lmfaoooo

[young jasper]

YEAH THAT RANKING IS CHOPPED IF IT PUTS UDUB SEATTLE 11 PLACES ABOVE PRINCETON

[tropic coral]

REEEEEE

[young jasper]

IM A SEATTLE NATIVE BRO

BUT LIKE

[reef grove]

did u see that one berkeley professor who teaches in his fur suit

[young jasper]

CMON NOW

LETS BE OBJECTIVE

[tropic coral]

i dont know what i wanna do yet

[hardy fern]

i think this does a better job of showing how many there are...

[tropic coral]

startup or finance

[obsidian nexus]

udub is goated wym

[tropic coral]

i think a few years finance bec im poor and then startup

or lawyer if i crash out

[young jasper]

if they letm e in for cs im actually so set

[tropic coral]

become a partner ?? idk

[hardy fern]

dawg things hes harvey specter

[young jasper]

1 month

their RD deadline is november 15th

[tropic coral]

OMG I LOVE HIM

[young jasper]

and they release

[wet owl]

yk I think u fit Hofstra pretty well

[young jasper]

between march 1 and 15

💀

5 months later!

[obsidian nexus]

startup is game

[reef grove]

i saw that

[young jasper]

sorry 4

[hardy fern]

show dropped off like crazy after like the 4th or 5th season tho

[tropic coral]

OMG SO TRUE

[obsidian nexus]

real

[tropic coral]

after season 6 actual unwatchable

[young jasper]

whatever ALL of you are ngmi and im getting into harvard

ts pmo

[tropic coral]

I GOT REJECTED

[obsidian nexus]

omg omg omg

[tropic coral]

EARLY

tbh my essays were shitt

[wet owl]

Lord have mercy

[reef grove]

☹️

[tropic coral]

I AM GETTING REJECTED
MANIFEST

MANIFESTT ITT
AHHHH

[young jasper]

dont shoot the messenger vro

💔

[obsidian nexus]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

THANK YOU PLORT

[hardy fern]

wagmi

[young jasper]

no

[hardy fern]

(except me i got rejected)

[young jasper]

you are ALL cooked

[gleaming trellis]

Im gmi

[obsidian nexus]

WAGMI

WAGMI

[obsidian nexus]

you're gmit

[balmy thorn]

I’m ngl bro if you go to berk haas and can’t get a job it’s on you…

[young jasper]

yales better than harvard anyways

[hardy fern]

did u apply to yale

[obsidian nexus]

thanks 👅

[tropic coral]

IM GOING TO CRY

[young jasper]

in rea

[reef grove]

incorrect buzzer

[young jasper]

and i got rejected

[tropic coral]

YALE

[young jasper]

💀

[tropic coral]

GIVE ME PLEASE

[tropic coral]

NOOOOOO

[wet owl]

What happened to the dude who wrote a 3 linkedin posts about not getting into UPENN?

[balmy thorn]

Bro

[wet owl]

u remind me of him

[tropic coral]

OMG I SAW THAT

[hardy fern]

how can you tell me 'ngmi' when i got in and u didn't smh

[obsidian nexus]

im still in disbelief u did this lmao

so funny

[young jasper]

my bad king

[obsidian nexus]

imagine they still accept you

[hardy fern]

fax

[young jasper]

i did NOT mean to disrespect u like that

[obsidian nexus]

🙏

[young jasper]

bro what

💀

oh wait

[balmy thorn]

Huh

[young jasper]

u got into MIT

yeah nvm

good job

💀

[reef grove]

i’m calling john harvard rn

[young jasper]

tell him i rizzed his interviewer up

[obsidian nexus]

LMAO ITS SO FUNNY THO

you have free will

w plort

[obsidian nexus]

YES YES YES EXACTLYYYYYY

[young jasper]

IM NGMI

ITS OVER

NVM WE ARE SO BACK

[hardy fern]

you know people pee on his foot (the one people rub on tours)

[young jasper]

IM GMI U ARE ALL NGMI

[young jasper]

yes

[hardy fern]

i have Never Done Such a Thing

[reef grove]

bro my tour guide told me to rub it and i’m so happy i didn’t

[young jasper]

who is this

annyeonghasayo fine shyt

may u slide them # please 🙏

jk

[wet owl]

Nvm that dude is now talking about Harvard

[young jasper]

WARVARD

WARVARD

I LOVE WARVARD

[wet owl]

I hope he doesn't get in I wouldn't wanna see him on campus

[reef grove]

harvard? is that a suits reference?

[young jasper]

i made a suits refernece in my harvard interview, am i cooked?

[wet owl]

lmaoooo

[reef grove]

deepfried

[wet owl]

fried

[reef grove]

sautéed on a pan with butter

[young jasper]

ok my 2 interview horror stories are

[obsidian nexus]

iput suits on my columbia thing

[young jasper]

1. I made a suits reference (and my harvard interviewer knew this) during my harvard interview
2. I asked my Penn interviewer if he was on A2C in high school

[reef grove]

my georgetown interviewer gave me show recommendations

[wet owl]

Was he?

[young jasper]

no

thank god

💀

[wet owl]

it seems like I'm the only one who was talking legalese

[obsidian nexus]

yes lemme send

pretty sure you've seen it tho @gleaming trellis

[wet owl]

what was I thinking litteraly

[reef grove]

nah we talked abt the ethics of ai, the war in gaza, and he talked abt his cousin’s wedding

anything and everything

[wet owl]

That's cool

[young jasper]

when i told my princeton interviewer about a club i wanted to join

[obsidian nexus]

DANG

[reef grove]

he was in charge of the local bar association too so we talked abt mock trial

[young jasper]

he told me how his ex was in that club too

💀

[reef grove]

😭

[young jasper]

i was like

[reef grove]

unrecoverable

[young jasper]

o yea i wanna do archery club. but ikd if i can draw a bow back

and hes like

[wet owl]

I heard that Princeton folks tend to date each other a lot

[young jasper]

my ex was in princeton archery

[young jasper]

thats just.. how college works?

he was like yeah my ex was significantly smaller than me and if she could shoot a bow ull be fine

[reef grove]

yeah they have adjustable draw weights

[wet owl]

All the people ik at harvard were super single

[young jasper]

cuz theyre all chopped

[reef grove]

so you choose how many pounds you have to pull back

[wet owl]

horrible rizz too

Thank u LMAO

but true yeah

[reef grove]

i will change that stereotype

i have a face made for radio

[wet owl]

if yk tell me

[young jasper]

chopped chin

is

BU 29

thats where the fine shyts at

[wet owl]

make one saying I will commit to Berkley

[vagrant plover]

what is funy here

👀

[obsidian nexus]

like YOU

[vagrant plover]

bro got some rizz

[wet owl]

most fine shyts have terrible personalities

[reef grove]

glaze

[obsidian nexus]

yet! yet! yet!

[obsidian nexus]

im a d1 plort glazer

[young jasper]

nah i have some good looking male friends who are chill asf

[obsidian nexus]

both both both

[young jasper]

am i bagging harvard or stanford

[obsidian nexus]

thank you plort i love you

LMAO

[young jasper]

damn

i c how it is

lil vro

[reef grove]

haverford

[young jasper]

na im lowk cooked

im going 0/21

in rd

[obsidian nexus]

real confidence

[young jasper]

if i dont get into HPSM im going to buzz my beautiful hair off

[wet owl]

I got too comfortable nvm

[young jasper]

😂

[obsidian nexus]

should i buzz if i get in

[reef grove]

yes

[young jasper]

i have curly hair

its gonna grow out wack

[tropic coral]

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-cat-browthy-gif-27553989

[young jasper]

im brown asf

[obsidian nexus]

wait should i dye my hair

[tropic coral]

RHODE ISLAND

[young jasper]

idk if bleach buzz is the move on my light brown ahh skin

[misty remnant]

bro go outside tf

[reef grove]

cheetah print

[misty remnant]

☠️

bro is not ok 😭

[obsidian nexus]

if i die my hair im gonna look too abg

i feel

[wet owl]

if u get into harvard dye it red

crimson sorry

[obsidian nexus]

this is true

maybe like highlights?

[wet owl]

NYU PURPLE

[obsidian nexus]

idk i like black hair lowkey

NOT THE JENI HAIR

[young jasper]

i reposted my friends commit post on my story and i got:

-2 of my friends asking me to set them up
-another friend said shes hot
-another friend asked me how to befriend abgs

one of them was like

my homeboy homeboy

so i set him up

he airballed

i havent responded to the other dude yet

[obsidian nexus]

we are not twins 😭

shes north and im south

and ur middle

ez

[reef grove]

when y’all get in we should all dye our hair crimson red for visitas

[young jasper]

word

[reef grove]

it would make a statement yk

idk what statement

[obsidian nexus]

wingman ahh

[dreamy lynx]

squid game season 1 ending

[young jasper]

red curly hair on brown skin would look ungodly stupid but whatever

[obsidian nexus]

oh my

[young jasper]

at least im not getting swiss cheesed

like in squid games

[reef grove]

IVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE

[dreamy lynx]

true icl

np

[young jasper]

mit is not letting me in bro

💀

[reef grove]

i would be the detective guy in squid game

[young jasper]

my interviewer literally told me that he doesnt know if hes ever had a kid who got in

💀

[wet owl]

I haven't even watched it lmao

[young jasper]

and they all js get rejected

💀

my princeton interview said the same

lik holy FUCK im cooked

[wet owl]

I don't like MIT thank god

[obsidian nexus]

yeah its a pretty common thing

that just makes sense

[wet owl]

my kids r going to Harvard

[young jasper]

THEY TOOK 3 KIDS FROM MY HS IN EA

WE USUALLY GET ONE

[wet owl]

ain't no where else

[young jasper]

IM FUCKED

[reef grove]

bro wait do they tell your interviewer if you got in or not

[obsidian nexus]

ur gonna give them legacy

LMAO

[wet owl]

LEGACY LMAOOOO

[young jasper]

yes

[obsidian nexus]

yep they get a notif!

[young jasper]

theres an update on the portal

w all the decisions

[reef grove]

my interviewer is prolly mad af 💀

[obsidian nexus]

they also get to open the portal just like you do

LMAO

[obsidian nexus]

is that the interviewer that didnt like you

[reef grove]

yeah lmao

[obsidian nexus]

bro i havent heard of people having good interviews ngl

SO REAL

[reef grove]

he told me to quit resume padding and i choked on my apple cider for 5 mins

[obsidian nexus]

OH I REMEMBER THE APPLE CIDER

LMAOOOOOO

[reef grove]

😭

[young jasper]

rlly

[obsidian nexus]

ur iconic for that

[young jasper]

i had 5 good ones

💀

my avg interview length is 2 hours

💀

[reef grove]

my gtown interviewer was lovely

[young jasper]

maybe im js the goat vro

[obsidian nexus]

bro my gtown interviewer was taking care of her kid half the time

smh

my gtown interview was a moment of all time

[obsidian nexus]

bro is holding his interviewer hostage

😭

[young jasper]

penn, harvard, yale - around an hour
mit - 2 hrs
princeton - 4.5

[young jasper]

maybe i just have a rizzful ass personality

[reef grove]

my harvard interviewer was checking his watch the entire time and istg he got up at exactly 45 minutes

[obsidian nexus]

maybe you missed the context clue of them saying they have to leave

[young jasper]

so far ive been rejected from. yale

[young jasper]

WHAT

NO

[wet owl]

by the end of my interview I was talking shit about my old teacher

[reef grove]

he told me “i like doing these interviews, they give me a reality check…” like sir what does that mean

[young jasper]

BRO MY MIT INTERVIEWER LITERALLY HAD AN ALARM GO OFF BUT HE JUST KEPT IGNORING IT FOR ANOTHER HOUR CUZ HE KEPT ON YAPPING

💀

[wet owl]

that's mean

[young jasper]

I TRIED TO READ WHAT THE NOTIFICATION SAID

IT SAID

"STUDY FOR "

AND I COULDNT CATCH THE THIRD ONE

[obsidian nexus]

my harvard interviewer hated me ngl

[reef grove]

i don’t think he liked me

[wet owl]

well at least u got in with a not so good report meaning u had insane stats

[reef grove]

my grades are good, my ecs r mid af

[wet owl]

so it's a win

[wet owl]

NO ONe Is MID

[misty remnant]

imagine having a harvard interview

☠️

[reef grove]

no research or prestigious awards </3

[misty remnant]

me and @floral briar in pain

[reef grove]

or internships lol

[obsidian nexus]

nobody is mid

[reef grove]

i’m just a girl w good grades

[obsidian nexus]

me neither dw

[wet owl]

I mean why would a government major do research

ur reasonable

just do things in ur community and stuff

leadership

[vocal arrow]

Alright bro my pton interview sends a mail at 5 saying I’ll send a zoom link in 10 minutes and bro hasn’t send anything

[reef grove]

i would love to do some research lol, i don’t think i thoroughly explored my options which sucks

[reef grove]

i did do this tho

[obsidian nexus]

bro 💀 💀

[reef grove]

one of my friends in dallas going into the same major did research and it seems so cool

[wet owl]

I meant it's not a must yk

[obsidian nexus]

this is NOT true

[reef grove]

yeah true true

[young jasper]

if you would just accept me instead of handing me a friggin packet yo

[obsidian nexus]

100,000,000,000

😭

[young jasper]

yo who leaked my net worth

not cool

[vocal arrow]

When should I send my pton interviews a mail back that he forget to send a zoom link 😭😭

[wet owl]

wouldn't hurt to try

[young jasper]

why do all of your interviewers fuckin hate u

💀

[obsidian nexus]

is that even possible

[wet owl]

I applied to Embry Riddle and I can't figure out how to log into my portal properly lmao

[reef grove]

i definitely want to contribute to academia in some way, i’ll prolly wait until college tho bc i wanna keep contributing to my community until i have to leave yk

[wet owl]

yeah that's good!

[vocal arrow]

ONG bro MIT was late by 5 minutes cause of the lift

[reef grove]

bro their aeronautical institute is hounding me on linkedin

i’m not even a STEM major

[wet owl]

LMAOO

[young jasper]

bro

[wet owl]

I'm afraid we talked to each other before

[young jasper]

azusa pacific university is hounding me

[wet owl]

Hostra extended my deadline 5 times I think

[young jasper]

LOL

[wet owl]

their campus is lowkey cool

[balmy thorn]

lol ur ECs musta been good

[reef grove]

nope

[young jasper]

my ecs are ass

🔥

[balmy thorn]

Unlikely to get into Harvard rea w mid ECs

[balmy thorn]

Nah urs are good mine are actually bad lol

[young jasper]

have u seen my ecs

[vocal arrow]

BRO he wants me to FaceTime instead of zoom

[young jasper]

freaky

😛

[junior imp]

That’s interesting

I would be very uncomfortable with that

[wet owl]

MIT?

[young jasper]

bro im not fucking clicking this

[tame cargo]

erm

what context

[young jasper]

why do ppl love using the word pounded or fucked in their chanceme title

do not say

asian child gets brutally POUNDED by ivy league

like WTF

[wet owl]

the titles get me every time

I remember once there was smt like chance a baddie

[reef grove]

but not impossible

i defy the odds fr

[obsidian nexus]

kaz is just hella humble

[wet owl]

agree

[tame cargo]

☠️

[reef grove]

nah i mean i have good stats but like i’ve seen the other REA admits and my ecs don’t measure up plain and simple

i have made peace with that

next year we’ll all be on the same footing and i’m gonna do my best

[wet owl]

Ig we all think the same of each other

[junior imp]

This is so real, high school ECs are not that deep in college

[obsidian nexus]

ur so real

[junior imp]

Except for maybe club apps?

[wet owl]

I wanna take a gap year but my parents ain't cool with it

[obsidian nexus]

im doing it

ehehe

[wet owl]

luckyyyy

[balmy thorn]

What is ur definition of not good lol

[young jasper]

what r ur plans

during gap

[junior imp]

Guys what if I drop everything and go into finance instead of what I want to do

[lone scarab]

Quant is calling your name

[young jasper]

so like 70% of ivy league students?

[reef grove]

no research, no prestigious awards, no internships, no competitive camps

[junior imp]

And then live in NYC and work 60 hours a week

[wet owl]

all the clubs I like have nothing to do with my major 💀

[lone scarab]

The dream

[balmy thorn]

I feel like u mentioned them before no?

[young jasper]

if i get cmu or penn im selling out for quant

i said it

[lone scarab]

Real

[junior imp]

The nightmare 💀

[young jasper]

look bro

[wet owl]

im in the same boat

[young jasper]

the bag is ridiculous

[balmy thorn]

lol you can have quite good ECs w/o that, what were urs

[lone scarab]

After this research grant cuts nonsense maybe its time to leave research for business

[young jasper]

tell keita i said hi

[wet owl]

consulting / quant

[junior imp]

The dream is writing books and being in politics or a judge

[young jasper]

he sounds depressed since the kids on tiktok got a hold of his app

[lone scarab]

💀

[young jasper]

😭

[reef grove]

i did lobbying haha

[junior imp]

The dream dream is Supreme Court

But ain’t no way

[young jasper]

the dream dream is money

[balmy thorn]

Yea so that’s cracked LOL

[young jasper]

he sounds sad

the tiktok kids were not nice to him

[reef grove]

??? anyone can lobby

[junior imp]

As long as I’m comfortable and stuff I’m not too worried about the money lol

[lone scarab]

It’s ok he’s in college now we gaf

[balmy thorn]

Assuming you had impact which I’m sure you did

[junior imp]

I worry much more about fulfillment

[reef grove]

it’s free and u just have to drive there

[balmy thorn]

You prolly got like bills passed and shi lol

[obsidian nexus]

be a potato

[young jasper]

bro how on earth tiktok called him

copy paste

is crazy

the guy was sts t300

[wet owl]

its awesome

[young jasper]

and got called a cookie cutter applicant

[reef grove]

one bill yeah but it was gonna pass anyways

[young jasper]

on tiktok

💀

[lone scarab]

bro has a good resume yeah 😭😭🙏

[gleaming coral]

what tf u guys

[reef grove]

it is p awesome

[balmy thorn]

Bruh

[young jasper]

HOLY SHIT NEW SOLO LEVELING EPISODE DROPPEDYI

YIPPEE

ok brb

[lone scarab]

Mannn that’s so cool

[young jasper]

wait @lone scarab something funny asf happened yday

go to dms

[molten glen]

I also did lobbying on Local, then county, then state (legislature), then state (executive)

But idk if "lobbying" is an adequate word for some of the work. I was a campaign manager/campaign committee member for all levels, but when it got up to state level it was really a combination of both

[reef grove]

ooooh!!

i just organized a group to lobby for a bill in my state legislature

[molten glen]

AH ic ic

Yah I worked on the governor campaign trail

[reef grove]

ahhh that’s so cool

i wish i could’ve had more hands on gov experience

i’m not a citizen tho ;-;

[molten glen]

what

Not a citizen???

[reef grove]

yeah

[molten glen]

like not a us citizen or not a state citizen

[reef grove]

us citizen

[molten glen]

you told me you were from a state

hath thou lied

[reef grove]

yeah

no

i was born in a different country

[molten glen]

ain't no way an itnernational person ends up in that state

[reef grove]

😭

[molten glen]

And you have never filed for Dual-Citizenship?

[reef grove]

i’ve lived in a bunch of states

[reef grove]

it’s complicated, i don’t qualify for it yet

[molten glen]

Interesting

[reef grove]

becoming a citizen takes a looooong time

exacerbated by recent uh leadership changes

[molten glen]

I'd stay on top of that, fairly certain once you get here you won't qualify for like 90% of government internships now 😬

[reef grove]

yeah my parents are gonna try to get one before i turn 18 so i automatically get one

i’ll be able to qualify soon tho

it’s one of my top priorities bc it takes years to process anything immigration wise lmao

so it’s good to do things as early as possible

[molten glen]

Yeah that'd be nice. But, really, you get so many great opportunities here and that is amplified in the government department/law stuff. You could have the opportunities to be a Senate aid, Page, or even a Clerk maybe even a SCOTUS Clerk, but with recent leadership changes as mentioned, those are almost exclusive to US Citizens rn

At least, that's what most government concentrators have told me/HLS profs

Obv I think you'd probably still be able to get internships elsewhere mayhaps, but for lots of stuff, including ur safety, lowk it'sj ust better to get it asap

[reef grove]

yeah i’m gonna try HUFPI fs and then depending on how fast i can get my citizenship i’ll do the other stuff

[molten glen]

what is HUFPI

harvard undergraduate?

[reef grove]

foreign policy institute i think

[molten glen]

yeah lol

[reef grove]

make policy reports for foreign governments and think tanks

[molten glen]

I mean just be wary you're coming into a different environment then any Harvard student has ever really been in

For example just this morning I was contacted by a professor I know who is doing CS research who had offered me a Spring 2025 position last sem, but he emailed me saying like you know we apologize but we are no longer sure if that position is even going to continue to be a position that is fillable due to recent research funding issues

Not that Harvard has a lack of money OBVIOUSLY, but like they aren't sure that their funding is even guaranteed anymore

[vocal arrow]

Nah pton it went fire, he talked a lot and was very interested

I was def talking a little too much

[gleaming coral]

Hello darkness my old friend

[wet owl]

that's great

[wet owl]

dang it

[karmic flax]

yea i pulled a 20hr work week (the max usc allows) a couple weeks ago bc im a research assistant for a think tank that works with diversity and inclusion in the entertainment industry

and we thought our funding was going to get revoked

[lone scarab]

WHAT THE FREAK

[reef grove]

yeahhh that makes a lot of sense

interning with a diplomat or a think tank for the next four years is gonna be interesting

i just hope i’ll be able to get my citizenship without any hitches haha

[tropic coral]

Bruh I want ur endowment to get taxed at 50%

Too rich and posh

[molten glen]

wtf

[solemn panther]

Then they’re gonna become need aware for everyone

💀

[misty remnant]

.. where my interview @

[tropic coral]

Sameeee

[misty remnant]

ok we can crash out together for this one

[vocal arrow]

same bro

fuck harvard bro

harvard in the HUGE 2025

[misty remnant]

ong

harvard is for yale rejects

[vocal arrow]

yessir

[tropic coral]

i want to become a yale reject

[solemn panther]

Day 42 of no interview

😭

[misty remnant]

this bro

:(

ya my chances r shot

[solemn panther]

One of my friends got his interview on feb 11yh last year so there’s still a chance

[misty remnant]

but we running outta time

guess i wont be going duke or harvard! i announce my uncommitment!

[solemn panther]

My teachers are killing me this week with all their tests

I have to study for calc tmrw and my ap CSP app is still not done

Am sizzled

[tropic coral]

so true

[misty remnant]

real calc tmr bro

cooked

bc the tests r like cumulative

and it’s been a hot minute since i did allat old stuff

[reef grove]

me when i lie

[warped scroll]

has anybody from SC gotten a interview? i live in a CLT suburb so there should be alumni around but nobody from my school has gotten one

[misty remnant]

i didn’t lie anywhere

[vocal arrow]

bro SAME

i got calc test tmr

[junior imp]

I really hope so in my case

[junior imp]

Why do we all have a Calc test tomorrow

Is yours unit 6?

[vocal arrow]

its uh washer and disk method

idk what that is

[junior imp]

Idek what that is lol

I think that’s unit 7

So you guys are ahead of me

[young jasper]

is this calc 1 or 2

[vocal arrow]

calc ab

[young jasper]

idt we did both methods

we just did one

and

rewrote x=y equations to be y=x

to use

i think disk?

[vocal arrow]

lucky bro our teacher going crazy

washer method is so washed

and hard

bros doing calc bc some reason

[misty remnant]

wtf is a washer method

calc fucked me up

[vocal arrow]

In calculus, the "washer method" is a technique used to calculate the volume of a solid of revolution created by rotating a region bounded by two curves around an axis, where the resulting shape resembles a washer with a hole in the middle; the volume is found by integrating the area of the washer's cross-section across the relevant interval, essentially subtracting the volume of the "hole" from the volume of the larger outer circle for each slice.

I wrote this

[fleet thicket]

do u guys do shells

i liked the volume unit but shells killed me

[vocal arrow]

idk

i hate our calc teacher

[fleet thicket]

lowk washers were my fav

after volume unit... calc becomes less fun

infinite series 😣

[vocal arrow]

bro i dont understand washers

like

how revols around Y = 2

idk what to put in the intgral

i cant draw for shit as well

[fleet thicket]

do you want some practice problems from my old test

[vocal arrow]

yes please

i litearlly have no clue how to do it

no yt videos help bro ngl

[fleet thicket]

lemme tell u which ones i got wrong

q1a q1b i used wrong bounds on my integral, 4a i made a small calculation mistake, 2a i set up the integral wrong

[vocal arrow]

yea like idk how to find Rx or rx

im confused how to find which is which by the graph

[fleet thicket]

wdym rx

[vocal arrow]

radii of the washer cross-section

R is the outer radius and r is the inner radius

[balmy thorn]

Outer is the one farther away

[fleet thicket]

yeah

[balmy thorn]

From the line ur revolving around

[fleet thicket]

if ur rotating around y axis the higher function is outer

if ur rotating around x its the function further to the right

[balmy thorn]

Yuppp

[balmy thorn]

Wait no not necessarily

[fleet thicket]

wait

[balmy thorn]

It’s always js farthest away