Harvard University (2024-2025)

[frail dew]

it could be saying that most applicants selected for interview have an interview with alum not staff

[solemn panther]

So if ur intl and u don’t get an interview, ur cooked

But domestic is a bit unclear

[knotty orchid]

I don’t think it’s worth worrying about 👍

[young jasper]

TS CROSKI PMO FAM

TS TS TS TS PMO

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-ts-pmo-squid-game-2-pmo-ts-gif-9267036479252295809

[wet owl]

They asked u to call one?

[knotty orchid]

has anyone got a likely

(I am not expecting one I am just curious what they look like)

[vagrant plover]

Ok whaaaat

[reef grove]

nah they said i will be called by one

[molten glen]

Yah

That happens once you get in

Idt mine ever called tho

I don't remember

I remember getting called by Cornell but never anyone from Harvard

[reef grove]

💀💀💀

[wet owl]

Does it have anything to do with Visitas?

[reef grove]

nah it’s a separate thing, but they did also tell me to register for visitas i. the same email lol

[wet owl]

Makes sense ty

[worn helm]

likelys already came out?

[wet owl]

I've seen a post on reddit that sm1 got one

[knotty orchid]

yeah, but idk I thought it was later

[wet owl]

Yeah honestly that's weird

[knotty orchid]

these Reddit posts are always so weird

‘My friend just got accepted to Harvard’

in Feb? 😭

[glad blaze]

they ain't catching my shadow on Reddit 😭

[knotty orchid]

I don’t even have an account bro I just looked on google

it’s too brainrot

[glad blaze]

frrrr

full of kids lacking love brooo 😭

the way they turn on people 😭

[worn helm]

yeah last year it was march 8th

lowkey doubting that reddit post

[wet owl]

Fr I created an account last week and A2C there is insane

[floral briar]

@misty remnant
Rejected Rice EDII
I AM COOKED 🤡

[misty remnant]

😭😭😭

rice sucks dw

it’s 100 degrees in texas

yield protect

[floral briar]

They didn't even give me a reason 😭

[floral briar]

IT WAS ED II

😭😭😭

[floral briar]

It's hotter where I live ☠️

[misty remnant]

yield protect 🙊🙊 saved u for better unis

i’m sorry tho :((

how many schools do u have left

[floral briar]

15 i think for RD
And considering regional trends etc 4 ...... So far I have been right

[solemn panther]

Who wants to go to a school named after a grain

🤣

[floral briar]

Fr

[misty remnant]

ong

i eat rice

i dont go to rice

.

[vocal arrow]

I was looking at common data set for colleges, I looked at yale and duke who pre-screen college apps, they got considered on a scale of very important, important, considered and not considered. For MIT which is based on availability and they were "important"

I mean I'm just wondering how the colleges who pre-screen consider the interviews not that important but for some colleges that are based on availability is "important"

just curious how that works

[zealous cipher]

Schools interpret the cds differently asw

It's not that deep

[vocal arrow]

ik bruh im just curious 💀 I don't give shit about the cds but I was just curios between the relation of those two things

[viral thorn]

If you’ve already pre screened an applicant you have a better idea of how the interview will go

[vocal arrow]

ah true that makes sense

[zealous cipher]

Some schools don't even use the important and very important things lmao

They just do considered and not considered

[vocal arrow]

ohh so the cds are inaccurate

[zealous cipher]

Yeah I wouldn't rely on it

The only thing I'd use it for is the not considered stuff

It's all holistic so the other ratings are very arbitrary

also schools lie

[vocal arrow]

lmfao makes sense

[fair rampart]

https://yieldprotected.com/decision-calendar/class-of-2029/rice-university-ed-2 moment

I love the url name

[floral briar]

😭
How can ED be a yield ☠️☠️☠️

[fair rampart]

Lol I think you misunderstand

It’s a fun url redirect

[floral briar]

Oh lollll

[fair rampart]

Any url you could use applyingto.college for just put yieldprotected.com in its place

[floral briar]

Crazyyyyy

[fair rampart]

https://yieldprotected.com/discord

Like this

Share with ur friends when they get rejected!

[misty remnant]

@floral briar me in march

[floral briar]

Nahhhh, hopefully not 😭

[molten glen]

@reef grove withdraw ur apps kid

[golden pebble]

fr

[bleak otter]

NOOO

[young jasper]

facts bruh

[golden pebble]

Harvard interview sunday

[glad blaze]

i think she only has like 2 left or smth
i am sure of Georgetown but I don't think she has that "much" remaining

[glad blaze]

go smash it ✊🏻

[golden pebble]

anyone know the typa questions they ask?

[glad blaze]

someone said they ask about how will you live with roommates I think

[golden pebble]

how the heck do i answer that

my interview is class of 69 would he rly ask that

I feel like he gonna ask old timey harvard ish questions

[glad blaze]

that's really old.
close to 65 years old 😭

[glad blaze]

very true 😂

[golden pebble]

yepp

we meeting up outside harvard sq station

who knows where he will take me

[glad blaze]

but I am also going to say they have ASC and so they might give them questions to ask students¿

[little flax]

Every interviewer asks different questions

[golden pebble]

thanks

[golden pebble]

what’s asc

[glad blaze]

something like a group of alumni in a region or something

[golden pebble]

interesting

any ideas on how to prep?

or should i just not

[glad blaze]

i feel like best prep is to just prepare questions to ask 😭
you can never really prep prep for the questions they will ask you

i haven't done Harvard interview yet so take my advice with a grain of salt 😭

[golden pebble]

Okk thanks

I will do thay

thank you

[little flax]

I prepped a tell me about yourself answer + anecdotes (ecs, academic, service, etc)

[young jasper]

tell me abt urself is asked like everywhere yeah

if u have a good enough answer to this and theyre enough of a conversationalist

thatsl ike the only Q

theyll ask u

[molten glen]

Don’t the best interview is with no prep

[jade igloo]

i just got a 2nd interview

from my ao

does anyone know the questions theyre gonna ask

[obsidian nexus]

congrats!

they just asked me the basic questions

[jade igloo]

did you have one?

anything specific/ unexpected?

[obsidian nexus]

yes

[obsidian nexus]

my AO asked me for 3 adjectives, then asked me for an example of a time i exemplified that adjective

[jade igloo]

bruhhh

[obsidian nexus]

that was the only weird one, all other questions were very straightforward

[tall haven]

What region r u from

[jade igloo]

ok thats interesting

[obsidian nexus]

don't overprepare it's a vibe check

[jade igloo]

CA

[tall haven]

I wonder if they evaluate regions by region

[obsidian nexus]

canada or cali

[jade igloo]

i only prepare thingsi can say if it goes awkward

[obsidian nexus]

yes, they're called "regional AOs for a reason"

[jade igloo]

bay area

california

[tall haven]

Oh r both California

[obsidian nexus]

sweet

[jade igloo]

where are you?

[obsidian nexus]

also cali

[jade igloo]

i see

[tall haven]

Oh

I think it’s region by region then

Cuz I’m mass

[obsidian nexus]

yes it is

[tall haven]

Theoretically availability shouldn’t be tough

[obsidian nexus]

its pretty clearly established that it is

[obsidian nexus]

have you gotten one yet

[tall haven]

No

It’s weird I know like no mass w one

[obsidian nexus]

ah well, they offer them until march

[jade igloo]

its also insanely rare so

[obsidian nexus]

your application is considered complete without one

[tall haven]

And I’m like in proximity of Harvard

[obsidian nexus]

plus if you're from mass they probably know your school pretty well

yeah exactly

[tall haven]

I thought it was avanaility

Hmm

[obsidian nexus]

yeah it is

[jade igloo]

the 1st interview is based on availibility

so dont worry if you dont get it

[obsidian nexus]

but if they already know your school and the kids from your school are good

they could allocate those interviewers to a school with kids they know nothing about

[tall haven]

Oh ok

[obsidian nexus]

(speculation, not fact but it makes logical sense since the interview is designed to give harvard a little more info)

either way i wouldnt worry

[obsidian nexus]

uh yeah it is

proof?

the opinion of one interviewer in your particular region is not reflective of the entire school

theres nothing to cope about, i got an alum interview and an AO interview

what you're saying is just objectively not true for every applicant

even if it might be true in your specific scenario/region

the harvard interview is availability-based it's just that simple lmao

dont spread misinfo

Applicants are assigned interviews at the discretion of the Admissions Committee based on availability of alumni in your local area.

[balmy thorn]

Day 39 of no interview

[solemn panther]

We’re pushing the fourties’ now 🗣️

[misty remnant]

@reef grove pls withdraw georgetown thx

[misty remnant]

ong...

im cooked mamamama

[balmy thorn]

It’s bad…

[solemn panther]

Harvard pls pls pls don’t ruin my dreams

🙏

[golden pebble]

O jave one

I have one

[reef grove]

i specifically wrote on my app to take your spot

[misty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-cat-sad-cat-me-when-i-dont-get-orod-tickets-gif-13399313231964052110

this is me

[tall haven]

What state r u in cuz like there was one person who got an interview with like p low stats and ecs but like was a linguistics major

Okay but I got a Yale senior interview early on

Bc I’m in mass

We have a lot of applicants

Yea prescreen 15%

To get an interview

But I mean I’m also QB so not sure if that makes a difference either

I don’t think it’s heavy prescreen like Yale

Their gps cutoff is p low

And stats cutoff

There’s no way they read all those apps so fast

Proof?

Cuz a lot of people who got interview for Harvard at my school

Got rejected

Rea

[tall haven]

Dyk

[quasi shadow]

1590 4.0 accepted to umich coe OOS uiuc CE OOS and purdue oos no interview

[tall haven]

Dyk

[quasi shadow]

I would’ve thought I’d be at least good enough for an interview

[misty remnant]

ya im cooked

LOL

[reef grove]

youre good lmao i was deferred umich

[ocean palm]

same

[quasi shadow]

Brother did you even apply mich

[ocean palm]

sigma

u caught me

[quasi shadow]

Bro where is this interview

😭

[balmy thorn]

I got an interview lfg

Literally 2 minutes ago

Some old woman

[misty remnant]

some ppl are suffering

[quasi shadow]

😐

fuuuuck

[misty remnant]

auto rej gang rise up

[solemn panther]

So we have hope

[vagrant plover]

Hope is all we got

[glad patrol]

@vagrant plover lmk when you get your interview so I know I'm cooked

[vagrant plover]

🥺would u consider self talk as interview

[tall haven]

Wait r u like in Cambridge or outside Cambridge

Dyk like anyone in Cambridge w one or Boston

[crystal shadow]

does anyone know when harvard stops giving interviews :o

[solemn panther]

ive seen ppl say up to early march

[wide vale]

im so screwed bc i havent gotten an interview yet and im going out of the country for basically all of feb 😭

[young jasper]

do u not have like a laptop with u

that sucks tho im sorry

[wide vale]

ahh true youre right

time zone wise itd be a bit tricky but im sure itd work

[young jasper]

yeah ive had to wake up at

4 am

to do science fair

bc

it was hosted in the UK

💀

[wide vale]

😭 damn

[young jasper]

the judges did nto fuck with me one bit

and then they still placed me

i have 0 idea how that shit worked

[wide vale]

LMAO real asf

and congrats

[young jasper]

thanks thanks

[molten glen]

it's like 15000 degrees in the depths of cabot rn

[lunar shoal]

Guys do Harvard interviewers ask hard questions

I have less than an hour and I'm stressing 💀

[young jasper]

uh

my interviewer asked me sumn like

[vagrant plover]

They r humans after all

What could they really ask u

[young jasper]

"the quintessential test of college is living with another roommate, how would ur friends family etc describe u as a roommate"

they asked someone else the same thing too

[vagrant plover]

At max the explanation of the existence of cosmosis and parallel world theory

[wet owl]

I wanna end up at Dunster or Eliot

[vagrant plover]

I don't think it would be harder than that

[lunar shoal]

No way they used quintessential lol

[wet owl]

mine didn't even ask me to tell her about myself lmao

[lunar shoal]

I won't stress much then

Lmao

[vagrant plover]

But what if they ask.... Why Harvard

U can't say 🤓"duh cuz it's Harvard"

[wet owl]

I mean u need a genuine reason eventually just go for whatever u wrote in ur essays

obv add stuff to it

but if it should be fine ig

[lunar shoal]

Lol my Princeton interviewer was funny

[wet owl]

Well that's good

[lunar shoal]

I gave my why Princeton and he said I was the first person he had who sounded like they wanted to go to Princeton outside of it being #1 💀

[wet owl]

Good job lmao

[molten glen]

wdym

im talking about the depths of cabot library

[lunar shoal]

Maybe I should mention the depths of the Cabot library

[wet owl]

I thought it was Cabot House lmao

my bad

[lunar shoal]

That's why I want to go

[reef grove]

mine asked the “how would others describe you as a roommate”, why harvard, my biggest failure, my least favorite class, stuff like that

he was a real debby downer

[young jasper]

ya i got asked this first q

[reef grove]

i was so unprepared for it lol

was very wishy washy

talked abt how i’m not super organized but then backtracked bc i didn’t want him to think i was a slob

[young jasper]

bro me too

😭

[reef grove]

i just don’t see the appeal of organizing every little thing when i’m gonna pick em up and use em anyway lmao, but my messiness has definitely bit me in the ass before 💀

[young jasper]

i talked about like

[molten glen]

there is a cabot house but nah

[young jasper]

how i dealt with conflicts in past dorming experiences

and how like

i would basically just go and talk to my roommate asap

and set boundaries

[reef grove]

ohhh that’s smart

[young jasper]

so that we're both chillers

for the rest of the semester

[reef grove]

bro my one experience with a roommate was so bad

she stayed up on facetime all night

[young jasper]

-_-

LMAO

[reef grove]

and kicked me out of our dorm so she could flirt with guys 😭

[young jasper]

who was she on ft w bro

vro

[reef grove]

BRO IDK BUT I SWEAR THEY WERE TALKING SHIT ABT ME

[young jasper]

😭

damn

my roommate was so nice

[reef grove]

they would be talking in english, glance at me, then switch to spanish and start giggling

[young jasper]

he woke me up when i overslept alarms

[reef grove]

bro i’m always so nervous w alarms, like i put it to the quietest setting and never let it ring more than twice so i wouldn’t disturb my roommate

not that it mattered bc she slept like a rock

[young jasper]

i have

20 alarms

[reef grove]

all that facetime wore her out

[young jasper]

from 5-5:22 am

LOL

one per minute

[fleet thicket]

mine only asked me to tell him about myself lol

[reef grove]

i have one alarm at 6:30 and i normally wake up before it goes off

i don’t like the noise

[wet owl]

lmao she didn't even ask me why harvard

[fleet thicket]

bruh

those were the 2 questions mine asked me lol

[wet owl]

It was odd tbh

[fleet thicket]

why harvard adn tell me about urself

my guy was nice tho

and we both had same major

[wet owl]

Same here she was amazing

[young jasper]

mine got a masters in education

im a cs major

[wet owl]

and she's so funny I was dying of laugher

[fleet thicket]

lol

[reef grove]

bro i said that harvard was a great school for foreign service and he was like “ehhhh idk about that” like SIR?? 😭

[fleet thicket]

LMFAO

[reef grove]

deadass he was trying to convince me out of it

[wet owl]

Mine's a doctor and I'm doing engineering

[fleet thicket]

im guaranteed some interviews acc hate their school

[wet owl]

she told me we can talk about bio if u want I was like nah thanks u

[reef grove]

HE WENT INTO FOREIGN SERVICE TOO

😭😭😭

[wet owl]

*thank

[fleet thicket]

like i dont think my penn one liked penn lol

[wet owl]

LMAOOOOOO

[young jasper]

my princeton inerviewer told me nobody would care if i drank underage

😭

[fleet thicket]

i mean in college thats true tho lol

[young jasper]

bro i get to campus when im 17

why are u telling a 17 year old they can get drunk

😭

like i knew that was true

but like

i feel like as the responsible adult thats not the message u should be spreadng

[fleet thicket]

true

maybe they were just tryna prepare u

[young jasper]

nah ive never really touched like alcohol / drugs / etc

i see no point in it

i have an addictive personality so i just dont try things i might get addicted to

[wet owl]

I like ur mentality cuz same

[young jasper]

its not that ive never been curious

but like

i might get addicted

so js dont try

ezpz

[reef grove]

i’m turning 18 days before visitas

[misty remnant]

it was like

u can drink in class or wtvr

they dgaf

😭

[wet owl]

they disgust me lmao

[reef grove]

HUH 💀

[wet owl]

wtf

[misty remnant]

idk

cus this kid wa slike

[wet owl]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[fleet thicket]

i dont see why anyone would do that lol

[misty remnant]

i brought a wine bottle w water to class

& no one questioned it

💀

and u can drink + do drugs anywhere at any age

and they dgaf

[reef grove]

buddy it’s in a couple months but ty 😭🙏

[young jasper]

i turn 17 literally a quarter after college starts

[misty remnant]

on the quad in front of police they said 😭

[young jasper]

18

[misty remnant]

um so

[young jasper]

i turn 18

[wet owl]

I mean that's unreasonable tbh

[misty remnant]

idk

[young jasper]

a quarter after college starts

[wet owl]

even if it was allowed

I turn 18 in December lmao

[fleet thicket]

i turn 18 right after i graduate

[reef grove]

babies

[fleet thicket]

i feel like entering college at 17 is annoying cuz if u do labs u have to like get ur parents to sign lol

[reef grove]

one of my classmates is 19 already 💀

he didn’t get held back or anything he’s just old

[young jasper]

yeah i have to get waivers signed cuz im technically a child

[young jasper]

yea my friend js turned 19

and i js turned 17

and we homies

[wet owl]

NO CUZ I CAN'T ACCEPT THE FACT THAT PEOPLE IN THEIR TWENTIES WILL BE MY CLASSMATES

[fleet thicket]

some of my classmates r 20 lol

[wet owl]

like what? I'm 14 wdym

[reef grove]

whaaaat

[young jasper]

what the skibidi

2 decades in high school is RIDICULOUS

[reef grove]

14?????!!!!

young sheldon ahh

[fleet thicket]

one of my friends is from chile and the skl system is different

[young jasper]

ah

[fleet thicket]

and she also repeated for sports

a lot of kids at my school repeat for sports

so like if ur a normal age u seem young

[wet owl]

No lmao I meant I was 14 yesterday I can't believe I'm 17

[reef grove]

i don’t think i knew i was alive at 14

[reef grove]

ahhh icic 💀

[wet owl]

I wanted to skip a grade but thanks to covid I couldn't

[young jasper]

i started school a year early

[reef grove]

oh same my parents didn’t want me to skip

[young jasper]

its so weird cuz

im helping my jr friends out

w

college app stuff

but theyre all

2-3 months

older than me...

[reef grove]

lmaooo

[young jasper]

it feels so weird to give advice to people older than me

-_-

[wet owl]

Mine wanted me to but my school didn't allow it

[reef grove]

stressing abt college february of jr year is crazy work

[young jasper]

no these are like

grinding ass kids

ones preparing for isef rn

[reef grove]

what is there even to do, just get good grades LMAO

[wet owl]

2008 kids r lowkey crazy tbh

at least the ones ik

[reef grove]

ohh real

[young jasper]

trying to get published

secure research gig for summer

go to isef

etc

[reef grove]

back in my day you just needed good grades to get into a top school

[dreamy lynx]

unc

[reef grove]

now everyone has their isefs and olympiads

[reef grove]

if i’m unc what does that make you 😭

[solemn panther]

That’s so wack wtf

Imagine repeating a year of high school for sports 😭

[fleet thicket]

its like a common new england prep school thing

[dreamy lynx]

nah reclasses are legit sometimes you gotta look at it from their view

[fleet thicket]

most end up committing to good schools

[dreamy lynx]

there are a lot of reasons

[fleet thicket]

5 year plan tho 😭

[dreamy lynx]

some people reclass freshamn year to play more early on

reclassing can be the difference from no offers to many for some

[solemn panther]

Idk it feels like fraud

To me

[dreamy lynx]

others don't get any offers and do an extra year to get some

[reef grove]

welcome to college admissions

[dreamy lynx]

cause

[wet owl]

New England schools are on a different level but still

[solemn panther]

If it works it works 🤷

[dreamy lynx]

their only shot at college is on athletic scholly

[wet owl]

I can't wait for school to end I would NEVER repeat a year

[dreamy lynx]

so offers are key

[fleet thicket]

ya

we have 9 ivy football commits lol

[reef grove]

does harvard offer admission for non athletic sports

[dreamy lynx]

there are many reasons to for some but for most people it's hard to understand

[reef grove]

like league of legends

imagine you get in bc of your valorant skills

[solemn panther]

Fr

[molten glen]

yah

so does yale

i know someone who to Yale bc of Quiz Bowl

[dreamy lynx]

idt they offer merit aid

[fleet thicket]

they dont

[young jasper]

ts pmo

[molten glen]

I didn't mean it like that whoops

[knotty orchid]

all my interviewers have been from the us and the time zones haven’t been an issue at all don’t worry

[wide vale]

ah okay tyty

also another oxford admit woah

[idle berry]

I just got an interview

So like

For those who are wondering if they're still reaching out, yes they are

[tall haven]

What region

[idle berry]

Midwest US

[misty remnant]

i’m starving

https://tenor.com/view/stupid-crying-cat-kitty-gif-14754128238842493357

[solemn panther]

ty for letting us know ❤️

am losing hope

[misty remnant]

:(

im cooked lmao

no fr

auto rejected :((

girll u literally got berkeley early

ur chillin

trust

fair

no bc u atee

[fleet thicket]

berkeley as ur backup lol

[misty remnant]

yes bruh

ur backup is yale

💀

[fleet thicket]

oh

[misty remnant]

HELP real

[fleet thicket]

well its not rlly a backup i wanna go there

[misty remnant]

ong

[misty remnant]

its a backup if u get in dawg

worst case you'll go there 💀

[fleet thicket]

trust ur harvard interview coming tmr

[misty remnant]

no RIGHTT

no bc lik

i dont wanna go to 30k school

no hate

😢

10k tops.

[quasi shadow]

did you get regents or MET

[fleet thicket]

i feel like i either wanted like 5-7k or big collegetown

[misty remnant]

no right uiuc backup 💀 HELPP hopefully smth else clutches up

😭

[solemn panther]

omg twinning

[quasi shadow]

gotcha

[solemn panther]

harvard pls accept all of us!

[misty remnant]

bc sorryy gang i dont want a 300 person class

[solemn panther]

were showing demonstrated intrest!!

[misty remnant]

no right i wanna know my profs

bro my vassar interviewer lowk ate

[quasi shadow]

wait why'd you get SEED with your income

[misty remnant]

bc she was like my professor sat w me on zoom for hrs teaching me to code

[quasi shadow]

💀

[misty remnant]

like i need that

[quasi shadow]

yeah

prolly your school

ig

[solemn panther]

what is seed

[misty remnant]

whats seed

ya

[solemn panther]

oh slay

[misty remnant]

oh okayy

real women in stem

[solemn panther]

get that money !!

[misty remnant]

ongg

women in law school tho

😛

[solemn panther]

OH

2K IS STILL SOMETHING!

[misty remnant]

rip.. issok

u'll get harv

[solemn panther]

u can buy alot of chiptole bowls with that

[misty remnant]

real

look how many schools yearn for me

yet i only yearn for you

[solemn panther]

we'll just have to force our way into the harvard ao office to showcase our amazing talents 🙄 in case they miss it the first time

[misty remnant]

ongg

when we end up at harv next yr

need a meetup

[solemn panther]

oh yes

a2c meetup!

[misty remnant]

yupp

😍

HELPP

[fleet thicket]

ill see yall at the harvard yale game

[misty remnant]

goodbye we'll be cheering for crimson

[solemn panther]

Ok actually itll be harvardthread meetup

[misty remnant]

❤️

exactlyy

regular a2cers not invited

💀

no bc i dont go into that general chat

[solemn panther]

this thread is super exclusive!

[misty remnant]

toxic ahh

right

[solemn panther]

only locked in harvard admits are in here

[misty remnant]

i love the megathreads

im gonna miss them

:(

[solemn panther]

u guys are my ride or die

[fleet thicket]

i didnt apply to princeton

[solemn panther]

only thing keeping me sane!

[misty remnant]

ongg

[fleet thicket]

idk i feel like everyone is depressed there

[misty remnant]

rip mango HELP?!

sorry i js remembered him

[solemn panther]

help me too

[misty remnant]

real

[solemn panther]

hes probably back on an alt

[misty remnant]

hi mango if ur seeing this

i wont tell ur secret

help he told me ut was gna come out

💀

didnt tell me the result

not taking that as a good sign

[solemn panther]

😭

[misty remnant]

no bc i feel bad

[solemn panther]

UT was such a messy process this year

delayed results

thank god i didnt apply

[misty remnant]

real

texas sucks

only southern school i did was duke lmao

[fleet thicket]

i applied to no southern schools lol

[misty remnant]

tbh he got psu. rutgers

which r fine

more than fine

but idk

😭

poor him

no fr

why did i apply notr edame

Yes

rutgers is solid right

💀

idk if he rlly wanna he can transfer

like

cannot be that srs

helpp yes its def solid

like u life not gna end

[solemn panther]

rutgers is lowkey good for his stats

same with penn state

[fleet thicket]

rutgers was lowk competitive this yr

[solemn panther]

fr

its def going up

[misty remnant]

right

and it’s a nice school 😭

also he apply ucs no

bc in state

😭😭

help okay

no cus i deel bad

what if he got rej yt

UT

😭😭

i dont wanna yk

trigger things

no

lol

didn’t get ut

😭

[young jasper]

my cracked friend sweeping every oos school

did get UT

@deft timber

[misty remnant]

ong

at least florida has like

some beaches

💀

texas water dirty

okay nvm.

i looked it up and it looks fine

ong

literallyyy

at least fl has disney

😭

wtf tx have

HELPP

lmao

[young jasper]

my friend got into rice and i think she's putting as much essay into crafting the like IG bio for her commits p ost

as she did

writing the rice essays

💀

she's like

sending me multiple drafts

of the message

like bro.

[misty remnant]

BRO I saw this kid at my school js put "2nd amendment" in his instagam bio

like what the f

💀

be fr

[misty remnant]

HELP

[molten glen]

rice is a good school esp for CS

[misty remnant]

yes bro

UMM

[solemn panther]

purebloo???

tf?

O

😭

[molten glen]

lets calm down

[young jasper]

bro she's like texting me several drafts and like asking me for feedback

like

i think i gave her as much feedback for the why rice essay

as im giving her

for the commits bio

😭

[molten glen]

why you hating on constitutional rights

[young jasper]

putting 2nd amendment in your instagram bio

[misty remnant]

its stupid bruh

[young jasper]

makes you come off

as a redneck

[molten glen]

the 2nd amendment or putting it in ur bio

[misty remnant]

yes

he is tho

💀

[young jasper]

putting it in ur bio

[molten glen]

rednecks can be intelligent

[young jasper]

nobody said theyre unintelligent

[molten glen]

perhaps they just have a particular appreciation for a right afforded to them

[young jasper]

just putting "2nd amendment" in ur ig bio is gonna make u look like a redneck

[molten glen]

nothign wrong with being redneck

[young jasper]

#maga #pureblood

[solemn panther]

🦗

[young jasper]

yeah theres nothing wrong w being a redneck

[molten glen]

ok

[solemn panther]

what does pureblood even mean

like hes pure white?

[molten glen]

Just don't understand why it's being used a derogatory term 💀

[young jasper]

0% poc

100% white

[molten glen]

alright that's a lil extremist lmao

[solemn panther]

right

im a pureblood 🤓 🧙

[molten glen]

Although I believe that the '2nd amendment' in your bio is less of an extremist view, moreso of a show of support for a particular political cause imo

[young jasper]

im pureblood indian bro

💀

[misty remnant]

ummm

u can support right to guns in general

w out needing to put that

[young jasper]

ok tbf js saying second ammendment isnt the same as saying i love guns

[molten glen]

[solemn panther]

it kinda is...

[molten glen]

So you believe supporting our right to bear arms directly correlates to being full blown gun-lovers?

Seems like a vast generalization

Bold of you to assume with a chicken foreign policy

[young jasper]

yea i think theres a slight difference between "i love guns" and "i support the right to bear arms" but the type of person to publicize their love for the second amendment on the internet is likely the former and not the latter

[solemn panther]

2ND AMENDMENT 🔫 😤 STOP THE STEAL 🛑 GUNS ARE LIBERTY AND RIGHTS 🦾 #GUNS #2NDAMENDMENT

[molten glen]

More importantly, we have our right to free speech which entails our rights to express our political standpoints. Expressing our support for the 2nd amendment simply implies that we support our right to bear arms to protect ourselves

[young jasper]

nah this is ur professors friend being an idiot

[molten glen]

Home invasions?

[young jasper]

why keep guns with rounds that can pierce through walls LOADED IN YOUR HOME

thats the guy being stupid bro

😭

[molten glen]

Perhaps a theft? Or perhaps you get attacked while walking somewhere.. or maybe you get held at gunpoint?

Maybe you get robbed while accessing an ATM

[young jasper]

obviously

but like

[molten glen]

No shit LMAO

[young jasper]

theres a difference

between

brandishing a gun on campus

and

conceal carrying as an adult

the point of conceal carrying is that people dont see it

[molten glen]

.... There are quite literally regulations where you cannot have guns in certain areas unless authorized (LEO). What exactly is your argument against 2nd amendment support?

Or is your argument just that you're scared of a gun..

[young jasper]

she's not against supporting the second amendment she's just saying that she's scared of the type of person that puts "second amendment" in their ig bio

[molten glen]

Although, again, it's an extreme stereotype that putting '2nd amendment' in your bio results in

A full blown I LOVE GUNS I HAVE 3000 guns

[young jasper]

yeah

thast the type of person

ur gonna assume

someone is

if they have 2nd amendment

in their ig bio

[molten glen]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Seems that often times some people do not condone being stereotyped in any manner unless it comes to the opposite view

That person very well could be that type of person, I just don't think your argument should all be based upon that

[solemn panther]

i understand ur point but if someone is maga and has #2ndamendment in their bio they're def the type of person who believes in having guns

[molten glen]

Unfortunately, I did not vote for Trump

Therefore I do not think I can be a MAGA

[solemn panther]

like lets not do mental gymnastics to defend these lunatcs

[young jasper]

js put the fries in the bag bro!

[molten glen]

There was also a school shooting this month in Sweden, a country with extremely strict gun laws

[young jasper]

ill probably get guns at some point in the future as a means of protection so in that angle i support the 2nd amendment but i also think we shoudl have stricter gun control

its a nuanced argument

js leave it at that imo

[gaunt wave]

sweden also barely has mass shootings

[molten glen]

Yes!

I do believe in stricter gun laws, my issue was with the synonymity between 'gun lover' and supporting a constitutional right

[gaunt wave]

tbh if you're putting 2nd amendment in your bio you probably are trying to signal more than you simply believe in a constitutional right

[molten glen]

Perhaps, and I didn't know they also had #maga in their bio, but all I'm saying is perhaps they have a strong stance for the support of the 2nd amendment. It happens, especially at elite schools where they may have any type of bio relating to a political movement/particular argument

Oh it's the same person

lol

?

[young jasper]

omg

[molten glen]

I thought the 2nd amendment was a different person

[young jasper]

ur a mudblood muggle

are we not talking about 2 diff ppl vro

💔

[molten glen]

I thought we were?

[young jasper]

💀

[molten glen]

Lol

[deft timber]

I'm not even cracked x_x

[tall haven]

Did u get coke scholar btw

[lunar shoal]

Dw guys I believe you will all get interviews

[solemn panther]

omg slay

[molten glen]

damn

[solemn panther]

thats still a major flex

[lunar shoal]

That's bonkers

You deserve it

[molten glen]

u still got a chance actually. ik someone who didn't get past regionals either, but got contacted a few months/weeks later and they said the last one dropped out for some reason

not a high chance but still a chance

oh shit

no interview?

ah my b i think this dude got thru to final interview

[quiet badger]

wheres pepsi scholarship

[molten glen]

pepsi not good enuf bro

[quiet badger]

coke tastes like braised meat

pepsi tastes like the fountain of youth

[molten glen]

bruh

[quiet badger]

damn

thats wild

[molten glen]

im talking abut coke

[solemn panther]

who tf drops out of coke scholars????

[molten glen]

there are certain reasons they may not be eligible

[quiet badger]

someone who likes pepsi

[solemn panther]

then how did they get to regionals then

😭

actually nv it makes sense

the selection process was a mess

that website pmo

[quiet badger]

i got coke scholars and wrote about pepsi in the essays

[solemn panther]

IKR

never had a chance anyways lol

screw u coke!

[quiet badger]

i held chatgpt at gunpoint and it auto made me semi

prompt engineered dat ho

[solemn panther]

lowkey i think its def possible to make a fake application and get semis and then quit after

[quiet badger]

tgx

thx

[molten glen]

The initial round is a supervised algorithmic sort

[quiet badger]

yea

just lie

say you have 40 thousand hours

[solemn panther]

ofc i didnt do that bc i am a morally high individual 🙄

[quiet badger]

im built different

[solemn panther]

2k is insane

how is that like

possible

ho is u mother teresa?

[quiet badger]

u talking about my bank account or volunteering hours

hahahahahahahah

[molten glen]

4k hours??

[solemn panther]

oh

yea i dont have anything like that

[quiet badger]

i have a for profit, we steal candy bars from children and resell them from schools

[molten glen]

Nah that's 167 24 hour days of work

[solemn panther]

nonprofit is too much work

i just piggybacked off my friends lmao

[quiet badger]

shaq gave me a piggyback when i was 4

treasured childhood memory

[molten glen]

4k would be 2 years of a full time job working 40 hours/week

M-F?

oh well that might check out

if you worked 15 hours a week (3 hours/day Monday-Friday) everyday for 3 years

be abt 3k hours

wait 9-12

mf u go to school?

LMAO how u working 9-12 everyday when ur in school 8-3

💀

[quiet badger]

9th

to 12th grade

lmfao

[molten glen]

oh

:I

[solemn panther]

damn what did u even do with ur nonprofit

[molten glen]

you'd have to work 15 hours/week for it to be 3k

I thought u meant 9 AM to 12 PM

[quiet badger]

my friend called his drug business a distributive pharmaceutical nonprofit and got into stanford rea

[molten glen]

LOL

IS THAT FR?

[quiet badger]

no

💀

MFAO

or maybe im not

[solemn panther]

ok slay

[quiet badger]

who knows

?

[solemn panther]

do u have an insta for it

[quiet badger]

W doxx

so nonchalant about it

[solemn panther]

oh right 💀

[quiet badger]

let me guess

asian from cali

yall are a dime a dozen

are u like a central cal

who thinks theyre unique

skull

[molten glen]

lol clocked

[quiet badger]

i forgot whether my friends from nor or central cal

i forget which school he got a likely for

i think it was yale tho

thats my king

i think hes central cal i js dont remember where exactly

call ubereats to throw burning hot chicken nuggets at him

u should tell him ur family enforces the second amendment

he dont gotta know that

just make loud gunshot esque sounds in the middle of the night

every once and again

slam some pans tg

w herculean force

[rapid wave]

That’s creepy af

[tame cargo]

happens lol

lots of ppl make linkedin to stalk 💀

depending on the person it can be pretty annoying

[quiet badger]

linkedin #1 dating app

i hit up hella fine shyts on linkedin

just block him on linkedin

skull

its like what mariah carey said

[tame cargo]

o nah

[tame cargo]

is fine shyt the new shawty

[quiet badger]

i ask the XX chromosome specimen what she would like to be referred as

and procced from there

[tame cargo]

alright hopefully pookie likes me back

[quiet badger]

my pookie is IU

[tame cargo]

i mean i think that counts at stalking?

[quiet badger]

nah

on the 12th burner i made

[tame cargo]

(given that you have concrete proof without assumptions)

[quiet badger]

fine shyt accepted my linkedin connect invite

and we went on a date that month

[tame cargo]

😭

i will follow your advice

[quiet badger]

keep digging

you'll find diamonds

and if u dont then idk

hit the gym

become brad pitt handsome

it's not that hard

i just tried a little bit and then i was a 15/10

[tame cargo]

lmao im so out of shape rn

[quiet badger]

just do 2 pushups and call it a day

[tame cargo]

havent exercized since summer after 10th grade ☠️

[quiet badger]

lavar ball style

[tame cargo]

i need to lock in

[quiet badger]

i did like

15 push ups

[vocal arrow]

LinkedIn rizz is wild

[quiet badger]

and i had a 6 pack the day after

[quiet badger]

she saw RSI

adn wanted me

[tame cargo]

lmao

[vocal arrow]

Wild rsi rizz

[quiet badger]

i turned down RSI tho i made more money selling feet pics on the internet

so

i js sat at home

doing feetfindr

made like 10 or 20k in a summer

[vocal arrow]

Oh how many subs you got

[quiet badger]

i forgot

i js log back on when i need some money

[vocal arrow]

Ah valid

[quiet badger]

yuh

[vocal arrow]

Freaky ahh kid

Not valid

Freaky ahh boy

Freaky ahh

[quiet badger]

ur telling me u woudlnt sell a few feet pics for 10 or 20k?

[vocal arrow]

Feetfinder in 2025

Nah I’d start selling more

Make new accounts

[quiet badger]

lololo

[vocal arrow]

Lock in

LOCK IN

[quiet badger]

lol

[vocal arrow]

Why college

I’d just do that

[quiet badger]

tryna become the president

[vocal arrow]

Oh can I get billions dollars

[quiet badger]

no

[vocal arrow]

Once u peadusbwf

[vocal arrow]

2 billion

[quiet badger]

ur chopped

[vocal arrow]

Fuck

[tame cargo]

what is bro trollin

[quiet badger]

i only give it to fine shyts

[tame cargo]

._.

[vocal arrow]

Are u a guy or girl

[quiet badger]

i dont conform to arbitrary boundaries

[vocal arrow]

Oh you’re alien

[ocean palm]

hi huzz

[tame cargo]

bro did NOT build the pyramids

[vocal arrow]

I did

[quiet badger]

i built them

brick by brick

[vocal arrow]

Bros copying my flow

Bros tryna be me

Who is bro tryna copy

[quiet badger]

ur not kakashi lil fella

sit down

[ocean palm]

ijma smack the joy out of u @quiet badger

its on sight

[quiet badger]

what if im into that

[ocean palm]

ts

[vocal arrow]

Ur not Naruto

[vocal arrow]

Freaky ahh boy

[quiet badger]

im kageyama irl