Harvard University (2024-2025)

[young jasper]

the older brother

while he did nothing wrong

the school basically

implied

that they were gonna

screw his decisions

[viral thorn]

he still goes here???

[young jasper]

bc of the scene the parents were making

yeah

so basically hes panic applying

to mid ischools

[viral thorn]

😭

oh my god

[young jasper]

bc

[viral thorn]

i didnt even knwo that

poor dude

[young jasper]

the board

basically

[viral thorn]

hes so fucking boring

[young jasper]

sent an email

to his parents

saying

"yo not saying nun"

"but imn gonna strongly imply if you guys keep making a fuss about this"

[dreamy lynx]

What is the lore chat

[young jasper]

"ur sons tuition was a waste!"

[viral thorn]

i mean tbf

the freshman kid lowk dfeserved it

i heard that shit was foul

[young jasper]

na but like screwing the other kid is ridiculous

[viral thorn]

he also would say it irl

[young jasper]

ive heard it was a thiing between friends and like tbf my friends say that kinda stuff to me all the time

if it was just that

expulsion would be

[viral thorn]

yea thats insane hes like the most boring inoffensive person ever

[young jasper]

a lil severe

[viral thorn]

no but he said it at school too and i think u have to recognioze a line

[young jasper]

ur school is so funny omg

all i hear are horror stories

i also heard about the kid with some very questionable actions towards women

who got into stanford

a few years ago

[viral thorn]

I believe we are thinking of the same person

his brother is funny tho

[viral thorn]

im rly boring i dont talk to anyone

but yeah

[young jasper]

all i hear

about top schools

are just insane horror stories

its so funny

[balmy thorn]

Was the Vandy and Stanford kid cracked or no

[young jasper]

probably?

[balmy thorn]

Bc he seems like an idiot

[young jasper]

its a feeder school

[balmy thorn]

But he had to have been no?

[young jasper]

to at least stanford

[balmy thorn]

Even dumber wtf

Ofc kids are gonna be jealous and report him then

Why was that public 😭

[young jasper]

idk

this guy was legit like

yapping about it publicly

[viral thorn]

no he cheated on everyhting

[viral thorn]

only to stanford cornell and mit

our other ars are normal

[young jasper]

15

to mit and stanford

each year

in early

is genuinely insane

like i dont think we've sent 15 to mit and stanford combined in the last 25 years

[viral thorn]

yes

mit stanford and cornell we are a feeder for

like insanely

[young jasper]

yeah

[viral thorn]

but also mit and stanford earlies this yr were mid

[young jasper]

i dont think we feed to anything but udub

😭

ok

this year we had 3 mit ea

3 cornell ed

3 nyu ed

it was lowk surprising

bc usually we get like 1 mit ea + rd and one cornell ea + rd

[viral thorn]

we had ONE mit ea

[young jasper]

HUH

LMFAO

[viral thorn]

and he was primes

[young jasper]

we had

one math olympiad girl

one recruited athlete

and one guy for music

one mit ea is so mid bro dont u guys have like 7 usually

[viral thorn]

we had like SIX mit ea last yuur

[young jasper]

😭

Y$EAH

EXACTLY

[viral thorn]

yeah

idk bro idc

[young jasper]

damn thats crazy

[viral thorn]

im the most mediocre student

and i got my ed

so who car

[young jasper]

nahhhh

ur probably not

a mediocre student

💀

[balmy thorn]

EC wise

[young jasper]

its easy to BS ec's

its soooo easy to do it

legit nobody fact checks ecs bro

bro like what

"i got uiuc umich and gt early but no interview guys!!!"

no he isnt bro tf

he got a t20 and uiuc / gt for engineering

[viral thorn]

i have liek a 3.83 😭

[young jasper]

that is NOT a valid crashout

[young jasper]

ok tbf im p sure u guys have deflation

[balmy thorn]

I’m cooked

[young jasper]

they have deflation

[viral thorn]

no we do not 😭

i just have insane course rigor

[young jasper]

oh do u guys not

💀

[viral thorn]

and we dont do weighted

[young jasper]

yeah

rigor is wild

[viral thorn]

i have probably the worst course rigor in my grade

[young jasper]

oh

[viral thorn]

as in hardest

[balmy thorn]

My ECs are what’s weak in my app and they we got all these mfs lying abt theirs I’m cooked

[young jasper]

💀

[viral thorn]

i phrased that poorly

[young jasper]

thats lowk insane

[viral thorn]

i took 7 academics in junior year

[young jasper]

my rigor is aight

i have uh

[viral thorn]

i had like maximum maximum course rigor and a 1550 sat

[young jasper]

11 aps

as of senior year

ik a lot of ppl

who are taking

way more

[viral thorn]

my school doesnt do aps

[balmy thorn]

I have elite academics elite recs elite essays mid asf ECs lmfao

[young jasper]

yeah

ik

but ur like

whats it called

honors

is equivalent

in diff

[viral thorn]

yeah

i took every honors class

at my school

[young jasper]

😭 holy shit

[young jasper]

u got yale defer

[viral thorn]

my gpa is genuinely horrible tho

[young jasper]

youll be fine homedog

[balmy thorn]

I meant mid asf ECs

[young jasper]

a kid over here with a lower gpa than u (and this is like bad bc we are inflated to all hell) got into stern ED

its not a big deal

imo

[balmy thorn]

I got into all my earlies except my ivy+ rea 💔 but i think my ecs are gonna sell me for others

[young jasper]

fuck yale bro

these jits are doing stem recruiting

i h anded myself up

on a silver platter

[balmy thorn]

Yale cares way more bout recs and essays and mine were rlly good

[young jasper]

to be smacked down by dean Q

[balmy thorn]

But idk I think ECs held me back

[young jasper]

idk what held me back

it doesnt matter bc yale is ass

[viral thorn]

ok theres one girl from my school who im SHOCKED didnt get in wherever she earlied

like

[balmy thorn]

My interview was elite too idk what to do

[young jasper]

people expected either me or another dude to get into yale rea cuz we were the only two who got interviewed

[quasi shadow]

Dude a yale defer isn’t bad at all

[young jasper]

out of us i got rej he got deferred

yeah

[quasi shadow]

Not sure what you’re complaining about

[young jasper]

id kill for a yale defer

😭

actually i wouldnt

id kill for a stanaford defer

[quasi shadow]

They barely defer

Like 11%

[young jasper]

its 20%

yale defer 20

[viral thorn]

nasa intern, bank of america, 4.0 gpa, all that shit bro

[young jasper]

accept 10

[quasi shadow]

Ah gotcha

[viral thorn]

like

no wayyyyy she got deferred

😭

[young jasper]

whered she apply

like warvard?

[quasi shadow]

My friend was a nasa sees intern

Got deferred cornell

[balmy thorn]

Yea Yale was 17% defer this year

[quasi shadow]

Deferred purdue

[balmy thorn]

Not amazing but not terrible

[quasi shadow]

Uhhh

He got accepted northeastern boston with honors

So he clutched up there

[young jasper]

mabe

his essays

[quasi shadow]

Accepted villanova reject UNC

[young jasper]

are just ass bro

[viral thorn]

yea but she was also on the board of multiple nonprofit organizations, and a varsity soccer player

like theres no way she got deferred???

[young jasper]

harvard EA is ridiculous

ive never seen a single normal person get into harvard ea

[quasi shadow]

Also this is a wild take but nasa sees isn’t allat

It’s good but like

[young jasper]

no but if the only school hes doing well at is the one with no supplements...

[reef grove]

hello

[balmy thorn]

Ok so I was talking to ppl I know and 6 kids from my area got in

[young jasper]

sorry king

i forgot about u

[quasi shadow]

This is a fair point

Hopefully he fixed his shit for RD

[viral thorn]

from a feeder school

[young jasper]

hopefully

[viral thorn]

??

[young jasper]

ok

[viral thorn]

first gen low income

[quasi shadow]

he got UMD CS too

[young jasper]

wtf is gladchemms

[balmy thorn]

I’m lowkey cooked. And my friend is more cracked and applied RD too… and Yale only takes 30 from my state per yr

[young jasper]

bro

[viral thorn]

what the sppork is that

[young jasper]

what the fuck is that acronym

no

type it out

[quasi shadow]

What are your ecs bro

Dm me

I guarantee you they’re stacked

[viral thorn]

I dont live in the northeast bro

[quasi shadow]

You just don’t realize it

[viral thorn]

Its the only feeder school in our region

[young jasper]

its a comparable school on the west coast

basically

its a comparable

school

on teh west coast

💀

andover had 0 yale rea this year

fyi

my friends an andover grad and he told me out of all the like 10-15 kids he knew

doing yale rea

0 of them got in

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

and they had 9 harvard this year too

my friend is yale 2028 from andover

[viral thorn]

guys can we stop doxxing me 😔

[young jasper]

huh

[viral thorn]

im joking

[young jasper]

o mb

[viral thorn]

its really easy to figure out where i go though

[young jasper]

it is

serena has no life

so she will likely find it

bro

what are these acronyms bro

like who the fuck

who the fuck is memorizing gladchemms / hades

dawg what

https://tenor.com/view/job-job-application-jobless-gif-2757097081210871087

[viral thorn]

west coast though

[young jasper]

u should fill this out

[young jasper]

she knows where i go to school

so its probably ridiculously easy to figure out

[viral thorn]

yeah

[young jasper]

yeah

lmao

[viral thorn]

its not hard to figure out where i go in any case

but like

[young jasper]

ur cousin is gonna get cooked in college apps

we fucking suck

💀

there are at LEAST 4 people from my hs (including me) on a2c discord

theres likely over 5 or 6

that i just dont know about

[viral thorn]

from a feeder school, nasa intern, bank of america, multiple nonprofit boards, 4.0 UW, varsity soccer, first gen low income, i feel like theres no way she doesnt get hypsm rd

[young jasper]

na

that school is insane

i've heard stories of the counselors legit just getting a kid

pulled off the harvard

and brown waitlists

bc they js

called up

the admissions office

💀

she'll probably get one of 5 in rd

[viral thorn]

she has a shitload of research with reputable professors

i genuinely dont know what shes missing

ec wise

she has everything

[young jasper]

the money to donate a building

💀

thats just not true

but either way

[viral thorn]

no they dont bro there are mediocre kids that get in from feeders every year

😭

[young jasper]

@viral thorn ive seen the like spreadsheet of past students

i saw so many bougie ass last names

[viral thorn]

LMAOOO

[young jasper]

i think its js a money issue atp

💀

they js send hella kids every year

so

u dont need to be the top 1 in ur grade

to get stanford

u js needa be like top 10

and stanford will take like 10 kids form ur school

and boom there u go

[viral thorn]

u have to work just as hard here if youre on fin aid

[reef grove]

what the hell kinda name is hotchkiss 😭

[viral thorn]

theres just a lot of billionaires

[young jasper]

yeah

like

its insane bro

theres a spreadsheet of past alumni

and where they went

my friend js scrolled down it

and said

"hes rich"

"shes rich"

"shes a moron b ut bought her way into stanford bc shes rich"

"this guy is rich"

its so funny

again

that's just not true

[viral thorn]

thats just not true

lol

[young jasper]

twin

bro

[reef grove]

i don’t have research or know what any of those acronyms are you’re okay

[young jasper]

@reef grove didnt u get in

in ea

with none of the above

she listed

from a school w 0 funding

[reef grove]

yeah

[viral thorn]

that is just straight up not true man

like

[young jasper]

it's just not true

[viral thorn]

idk what ur saying

[young jasper]

💀

geolocation

inside state

is taken into account

[viral thorn]

u have to be exceptional but theres a lot of ways to be exceptional

[young jasper]

kids from rural FL are not compared to kids right next to miami and orlando

[viral thorn]

boa, research, nasa intern, varsity soccer, 4.0 uw, fgli is definitely exceptional

[reef grove]

yeah

[young jasper]

imagine how stupid a class of 2000 olympiad medalists and research kids woul dbe

like

i can just imagine

just straight drones

[reef grove]

i am exactly one of those (4.0 UW)

you guys are okay

[young jasper]

i have research

ig

but

its p mid

[reef grove]

you don’t have to be young sheldon

[reef grove]

that’s already better than me my guy

[viral thorn]

im just talking about a girl at my school in particular who i think deserves hypsm rd for sure

LOL

i do not have any of those things

[young jasper]

😭

idk

im probably cooked for RD

i assume ill get udub cs

and js cap there

and farm money over there

[viral thorn]

she def deserves it imo

[young jasper]

sounds like it

[young jasper]

theres a kid like that here

like

idk if 4.0 but 35 act

published a near thousand page long book

on deep learning

has been doing deep learning research for years

at lik

t10 med schools

[viral thorn]

i am gonna be pretty disappointed in the college system if she doesnt get a t20

[young jasper]

and he got

flat rejected

from purdue cs

deferred from cornell

and idk whats going on

[viral thorn]

i get its flawed but like all things considered

[young jasper]

im genuinely so sad for him cuz hes so nice

😭

[young jasper]

yea more or less i feel the same way about this kid

its genuinely ridiculous

theres also another kid ik whose smart as hell but is just getting absolutely fried in EA

[reef grove]

bro i know someone like that too

it’s crazy

world robotics and deferred gt

[young jasper]

i feel so bad too bc legit 6 months ago

i was like

so convinced

that these people

were gonna get into like

hypsm rea

and ivy ed

and then they're just getting fried by people who did less

and are

imo

worse ppl

like it just makes 0 sense

[viral thorn]

i feel guilty a little bit for getting into my ed

my school is getting flayed early this year

[vocal arrow]

was happenging

[young jasper]

i didnt get into my ed but i feel guilty for getting into purdue cs because we only had a handful of acceptances there

[reef grove]

eh after a certain point it’s a crapshoot, like do they have enough floridian gov majors that enjoy birding yk

[young jasper]

and

i feel like

i stole the spot

of

SEVERAL

[viral thorn]

and i know a few ppl who ED'd the same place and got deferred or rejected

[young jasper]

people i know

who were significantly

more qualified

[vocal arrow]

more qualifed than u?

[young jasper]

yes

[reef grove]

nothing against you, there just isn’t enough spots to go around yk

[young jasper]

insanely

[vocal arrow]

😭

[young jasper]

like

i can name at least 1 or 2 kids rn

that

are better at cs than me

are better ppl than me

and should have gotten in

yet one got defer from purdue cs the other got flat rej

which was just insane

[reef grove]

weren’t you the one with the million dollar harvard grant

[young jasper]

no

that is serena

[vocal arrow]

holy fuck i gotta lie to my AP lit teacher tmr saying AP classroom videos bugged I saw the videos but didnt mark as unfinished

[reef grove]

ah

[young jasper]

i did nothing until

my jr year

like

straight up

[reef grove]

real

[vocal arrow]

ngl same

[young jasper]

all of my ecs are 11-12

so

it does kind of make me upset

[vocal arrow]

i did stupid stuff 10th grade not even worth it

[young jasper]

that the people who have been grinding since 9th grade

aren't getting

[vocal arrow]

started to do stuff 11th start

[young jasper]

what they deserve

[viral thorn]

lowkey i feel like the biggest college apps pro tip is to not exaggerate your extracurriculars

i feel like AOs can 100% tell

[vocal arrow]

wym by exaggerate? 😭

[young jasper]

ive seen several instances where they can't tell and let a fraud through the cracks

but

i tried to not exxagerate

[reef grove]

hey man everything shapes you into who you are now (or at least that’s what i put on my app :p)

[viral thorn]

twist your extracurriculars to make them sound way more impactful than they are

you can make them sound good but like

[young jasper]

the only thing i have to show from the first semester of 9th grade to the second semester of 12th grade is the rank #3300 spot on the VALORANT north american leaderboards

nothing else

zilch

nada

[vocal arrow]

im just scared they think one of my ECs is hard to do for my passion project but my teachers wrote a rec on it so i should be fine

[young jasper]

aint u make like a car or some shit homie

💀

[viral thorn]

i know a girl who started a thing where she would tutor elementary kids in coding and she put it on her application as a nonprofit helping low-income students like 💀

[reef grove]

i don’t even remember anything from 9th grade man

[vocal arrow]

bro my AP csp teacher is a AVID AI user bro DEF used chatgpt bro im cooked for rec letter

[vocal arrow]

autonomus go kart yea

round down same thing

[reef grove]

hell anything past this summer is a blur

[young jasper]

you will be fine bro

😭

didnt u get uiuc cs too

[vocal arrow]

no

didnt do EA

anywhere

[young jasper]

oh shit

[vocal arrow]

idk i was lazy af!!

[viral thorn]

i had mid extracurriculars and mid grades and mid personality and mid looks and mid income and mid fashion sense

so i dont know how i got in tbh

[vocal arrow]

😭

[young jasper]

💀

i have uh

[vocal arrow]

same thing LMFAO

[young jasper]

good grades mid personality high income mid fashion sense mid ecs mid personality mid essays mid LOR's

so we are more or less

in the same boat

[viral thorn]

type shit!!

[vocal arrow]

does sat go for bad grades

[young jasper]

anyways i might js rescind all my apps and go CC to not steal anyones spot atp

hahaha

!!!

[vocal arrow]

😭

little too nice

[young jasper]

idk

[vocal arrow]

ngl cc seems fun

[young jasper]

i feel really bad that im stealing my friends spots bro

😭

[vocal arrow]

id be chilling travelling the world ngl

[reef grove]

except my summer situationship. that hot mess is gonna stay with me for years i’m afraid

[vocal arrow]

😭 thats why I didnt do EA with my friends to rutgers

[vocal arrow]

RIP, I had something similar when senior year started

[rapid wave]

Damn that’s wild

[reef grove]

hardest battles to the strongest soldiers o7

[vocal arrow]

ill be worth the struggles and pain fr

[young jasper]

situationships are mid

just stay single ong

[vocal arrow]

yea fr bro

i mean it was my fault but we dont care about that

not my fault

but I ended it

[young jasper]

eh

it was likely both of your faults to some degree

dont beat urself up about it

life moves on

[vocal arrow]

nah it was long distance and I didnt wanna do it ngl

that was the ONLY reason

[reef grove]

long distance sucks

[young jasper]

some people cant do long distance

[vocal arrow]

she was only 50 minutes away but she was also a year younger

[young jasper]

if u cant do it u cant do it

ok bro thats not long distance

💀

[reef grove]

that was me until my current boyfriend lmao

[vocal arrow]

eh kinda depends on the scenario

[reef grove]

we met at a diplomat camp and he couldn’t get rid of me i’m afraid

[young jasper]

valid

[young jasper]

yea

tbh i think distance is only really an issue

if one person doesnt care allat much

hot take

💀

[vocal arrow]

true

kinda

[reef grove]

depends on how you show affection i think, like if you’re an overly physical person it won’t work

[young jasper]

if u dont care allat much its a pain in the ass

if u care enough

you can probably stick it out

[reef grove]

the only reason i can stick with it is knowing i’ll be in college and will be able to make the commute once i’m in boston lmaooo

[young jasper]

i could do LDR

but like

u dont very often meet ppl

that are

a very far way away from u

:p

[reef grove]

you are stronger than i am

[young jasper]

it lowk sucks

but like

i could def do it

[vocal arrow]

ngl I just didn't want the first relationship to be long distance 💀

[reef grove]

i’m doing it rn and it’s low key hell

[young jasper]

just stay glued on facetime

24/7

[vocal arrow]

yea i AINT doing all that

[young jasper]

thats lowk the strat

[young jasper]

i used to uh

unplug my phone at night

while on FT

so that it would die

in the middle of the night

[vocal arrow]

LMFAOOO

[young jasper]

and my parents wouldnt notice

i was on FT

when they came and woke me up in the morning

💀

[reef grove]

nah you gotta destigmatize that “perfect first relationship” thing ya know, my first relationship was unimaginably ass and it was with a guy in my school

it’s been two years and we are just now getting back on speaking terms

[young jasper]

relationships suck

[vocal arrow]

yea thats true

[young jasper]

just go play chess

[vocal arrow]

i just started playing again

feels amazing

[young jasper]

i stopped playing a few months ago

[reef grove]

don’t think i’ve ever won a chess.com match

[young jasper]

like 2 ish months

ago

[vocal arrow]

😭

thats harder to do

[reef grove]

bro i’m not even that bad i swear 😭

[young jasper]

never won is crazy js scholars mate

[vocal arrow]

u lost 100% of the matches

[reef grove]

the people on there are sweats no one bad at chess plays it for fun 💀💀💀

[young jasper]

yeah they do

💀

they just are all 400 elo

[vocal arrow]

yea i smurf in chess

im a bitch

[young jasper]

ur a loser bro

ur actually a virgin

[reef grove]

bro i’m less than that 😭🙏

[young jasper]

this is why shehl eft u

[vocal arrow]

LMFAOOO

nah its satifsying just doing dumb shit

[reef grove]

i think i’m at like 250 elo rn

[vocal arrow]

I play the dumbest lines

[young jasper]

bro

how are u losing at 250

js scholars mate

you will win

[reef grove]

BRO IM NOT BAD

[vocal arrow]

yea bro its bots mostly

[young jasper]

bro js e4 e5 qh5

[reef grove]

I BEAT THÉ PRACTICE BOTS 😭

[young jasper]

they play g6

qxe5+

take the rook

win the game

[reef grove]

i just don’t win against the real people </3

[vocal arrow]

holy fuck i wanna go to a chess tournament

[young jasper]

js go

some gi rl will be the dina to ur vidit

[vocal arrow]

i met vidit

for dinner

[young jasper]

DID U FR

[vocal arrow]

yea had dinner with him when I was a kid

[young jasper]

damn

[vocal arrow]

his dad and him

[young jasper]

thats so much aura

😭

[vocal arrow]

yea fr i got a lot of chess lore

[young jasper]

i dont have any goated 1st connections

i have 2

INSANE

second connections tho

im second connections with obama and the most decorated math olympian in history

[vocal arrow]

bro imma use the connections after college fr

getting a job as a cleaner in apple

[young jasper]

lolo

[vocal arrow]

did u guys have senior trips?

[young jasper]

idt im going on one

[vocal arrow]

like ur not going

or yall dont have one

I mean like trips such as waterparks

and stuff

not a 3 or 4 day thing

[young jasper]

oh we dont have any

organized by tehsc hool

[vocal arrow]

Oh Damm

[bronze jungle]

whens the deadline for mid year reports

[wet owl]

My school system crashed and I have no idea when we'll get ours 💀

Does the counselor upload them to the Common App, or do we upload them on the portal?

[obsidian nexus]

bro this channel is SO FUNNY

@rugged vessel ily

[vagrant plover]

Councellor thru common app is recommended

[glad blaze]

broo 😂

ong, I agree 😂😂

i think the question is not about Palestine but about how students think about issues in general
sure, the Palestine issue might have triggered it but the question is more of how do you relate when you have disagreements with people?
it helps them gauge your response and behavior to such issues when you get to Harvard

[wet owl]

tysm

[reef grove]

i wrote abt politics lol

but that might just be bc it’s a big part of my major LMAO

[vocal arrow]

What’s ur opinion on communism

[vagrant plover]

it is very communistic

[haughty nova]

adressing controversy head on is needed lol

how else r u gonna work in politics

back out every time there is a tough situation?

you just need to be careful to justify your response

[low surge]

it is indeed very communistic

[rugged vessel]

Ilyt

:3

[reef grove]

it is one of the political/economic structures of all time

[obsidian nexus]

me too ngl and i always get asked about it in interviews too because polisci

[balmy thorn]

Day 34 of no interview

[solemn panther]

Same

[vocal arrow]

Holy fuck we lock-picked a school door and found 120 year old yearbooks and stuff

And then a dark tunnel alleyway

We gonna back and taking some souvenirs 😛

[young jasper]

wtf

what kinda school yall go to

been open 150 yrs

💀

[vocal arrow]

Yea like around 150 I think

It’s mad old

Bro I found a yearbook from 1907

I have a paper from 1916 singular paper 😭

[knotty orchid]

mine has been around since the 15th century lmao

13th technically but it closed for a bit then reopened

[solemn panther]

Old ahh schools wtf 😭

Mine opened in 2014

[ocean palm]

or less if you are disabled yeah thats kinda crazy ngl
this is actually insane 😭

[molten glen]

it is crazy

¯_(ツ)_/¯

but truthful lol

[ocean palm]

wait whats the diff btw ssr and academics

[molten glen]

SSR is your Secondary School Report

The form that your counselor fills out.

[ocean palm]

oh is it like ur counselor rec

[molten glen]

Yeah

About your 4 years in high school

[ocean palm]

ah i s ee

[molten glen]

I may have had only one counselor, she may have only done course scheduling and did not advise on anythign college, but her SSR did get a 2+

So, ig can't be too mad

[reef grove]

my counselor made me fill out this like 30+ questionnaire about everything i did during high school so she could write a good SSR

[young jasper]

mine made me submit

a resume

[reef grove]

i hope that means i will get a good score on mine 😭😭

[reef grove]

i had to give a resume to the people i was asking a rec letter from

[young jasper]

my chem teacher

interviewed me

my

us history teacher

required me to fill out some essays / short answers

and send resume

[molten glen]

the scores don't matter

like not even a little bit lol

we all got into harvard

nobody uses those scores other than admissions

[reef grove]

i suppose, but im still excited to see which parts of my application gave me a boost + which parts held me back yk

[misty remnant]

ok my vassar interviewer went to harvard too

can we count this as a harvard interview

💀

im desperate

im gonna ask her ab harvard ig

[young jasper]

brah

[young jasper]

do NOT do this 😭

[misty remnant]

bro i don’t have an interview

[misty remnant]

bro cant tell a joke

no she’s prolly gna mention she went to harvard

[young jasper]

my bad

[misty remnant]

then i will ask ab the comparison

and that’s it

she’s like 26 or smth

[young jasper]

oh word

why is every interviewer

either like

25

or 65

[misty remnant]

ong

i haven’t had an in between (yes i did)

[young jasper]

only youngins and uncs

[misty remnant]

ong

[young jasper]

i think ki did but he was like 35

[misty remnant]

but georgetown was like 40

[young jasper]

so its basically 25

[misty remnant]

ok ya

georgetown weird asf

ik she glazed me tho

win is a win

[young jasper]

if i had like

10 more schools

i could apply to

georgetown idt would even make the list

id do uh

bu usc vandy brown rice northwestern

hmm what else

[solemn panther]

I should have applied to gtech and Emory 😓

[young jasper]

emory

thats a good one

uhh

UVA

maybe like uf / wisco

hopkins maybeeeeeee

[misty remnant]

ok tbf they are shit for stem or whatever u did idk

i actually dont know

[young jasper]

cs

of course

[misty remnant]

ya they suck at that

[young jasper]

holy shit i have 4 baiters on my team

whatever

[vocal arrow]

DAMM did u found some crazy stuff?

[reef grove]

bro their med school is goated wdym 😭

[vocal arrow]

our school used to be a world war camp so we have some crazy stuff

[reef grove]

ig for other stem stuff it’s kinda weak comparatively tho

[misty remnant]

no i was thinking more cs

but ok ya

(i totally didn’t know that)

i think i read it nvm

[molten glen]

harvard med school is better tho

[reef grove]

most things are better at harvard 💀

[molten glen]

just making sure ur aware

it's my job

yknow

[obsidian nexus]

are you gonna make one of those

"i got into harvard and saw my file AMA"

LMAO

[reef grove]

LMAOOO

[young jasper]

ok tbf thotse get SO much reddit clout

[obsidian nexus]

bro have you seen the etymologynerd one

[reef grove]

nah i’ll sell it for 300 bucks a pop

[reef grove]

wait he went to harvard???

[obsidian nexus]

YES

me when linguist influencer adam aleksic was in fact an a2cer

[reef grove]

i need to see it now omg

[obsidian nexus]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/eplf0c/im_a_harvard_freshman_who_saw_his_admissions_file/

[reef grove]

i love that guy

[obsidian nexus]

dude

[reef grove]

tytyty

[obsidian nexus]

its so funny

[young jasper]

ive seen his comments

[molten glen]

his alumni interivew didnt' get a 1

L

[young jasper]

esi

wait

overall 3+

damn

they did NOT fw the linguistics

😭

[obsidian nexus]

he got into 4 ivies total lmao

[young jasper]

wtf

this guys the goat

[obsidian nexus]

i love this guy 🙏

[molten glen]

4 ivies is a walk in the park lets be fr

[obsidian nexus]

oh right it's you

😭

[molten glen]

does he still go to harvard

or was this like foreber ago

[obsidian nexus]

i think he graduated 2 years ago or smth

[molten glen]

that name soudns familiar

[obsidian nexus]

adam aleksic

[young jasper]

damn

i too

did not get into yale REA

[reef grove]

he makes up languages

[young jasper]

will i be like etymologyskibidi and sweep RD?

[molten glen]

nvm there is an adam in the CS department that is who i know

[young jasper]

bro im on 70 ping

no wonder i cant hit shit

WTF

I CLICKED

I JUST GOT PINGG GAPPED

NAHHH

[reef grove]

dude no way he got a 2 on academic originality when he literally creates languages from scratch

[young jasper]

is adam not like the worlds most common name

[obsidian nexus]

https://www.instagram.com/etymologynerd @molten glen

[young jasper]

idt he did in high school

[reef grove]

thats diabolical work

[reef grove]

oh true true

[reef grove]

i love his bird language

[molten glen]

Yes, but I only know one Adam who works in the CS Department's faculty in his sub-department lol...

[obsidian nexus]

the fact that he can whistle on pitch too

like thats wild

[young jasper]

wait did he major in

did he major in

etymology

[obsidian nexus]

linguistics

[young jasper]

😭

[reef grove]

oh i never noticed, im not a musician haha

[young jasper]

oh

yeah checks out

[obsidian nexus]

bro the bird language is based on pitch

so cool.

i love

[young jasper]

in another world this guy didnt do tiktok and is now a comp linguistics open ai ling phd researcher

[obsidian nexus]

he probably is gonna do research ngl

[young jasper]

making a milly a year

[obsidian nexus]

although i think hes writing a book

[reef grove]

tbf he’s a huge influencer now

he’s prolly making bank

[obsidian nexus]

yeah but influencers surprisingly dont make that much money

eric ou had to stop USC because he couldnt pay

[young jasper]

eric ou could pay

he js said the margin was p small

and it was insane stress

[obsidian nexus]

yeah well you dont want the margin to be small

[young jasper]

true

but being able to self fund

a

what

100k usc tuition

[obsidian nexus]

this guy is like a household name

[young jasper]

he ballin

eh

[misty remnant]

my unc eric ou

[obsidian nexus]

and hes scraping by

its wild

[young jasper]

i would not classify eric ou as a household name already

for like

asian teenagers

yeah

[obsidian nexus]

well

yeah

thats the demographic

[young jasper]

yo chat does harvard got me

[misty remnant]

💀

[molten glen]

did you have letters of rec

[young jasper]

yeah i got one from obama

and the other from terrance tao

mcdonalds jsut too competitive vro 💔

[solemn panther]

sum

um

[obsidian nexus]

i think he means for mcdonalds bro

[young jasper]

oh

nah

🙏

[obsidian nexus]

oh cooked

having a reference is usually important for mcdonalds

[solemn panther]

why does css profile not let me type in all my familys cars

stupid ass portal

WHY IS THERE A CHARACTER LIMIT

[misty remnant]

yea i typed it in like

makemodelyear0 makemodelyear0

💀

[solemn panther]

oh?

[misty remnant]

for 0 debt

im cooked

[solemn panther]

lemme try that

[misty remnant]

ya idk

only way i could do it

but we have 2 cars

idk how u do it w more

[solemn panther]

FUCK

its too long

[misty remnant]

💀

[solemn panther]

we have 3 cars

[misty remnant]

bro can u do abbreviations

oh

like shoretned

[solemn panther]

how tf am i supposed to put all that

[misty remnant]

like whats the car brand

[solemn panther]

Toyota and subaru

[misty remnant]

toy

js do that

sub

idk

[solemn panther]

ur right

[misty remnant]

💀

[solemn panther]

sigh

[misty remnant]

it cant matter allat much

no cus its so stupud

[solemn panther]

css profile u will pay for this

[misty remnant]

ong

[solemn panther]

OK I MADE IT WORK

🔥

@misty remnant KILL ME

💀

oh this evil corporation is squeezing every cent out of my bony ass

[vagrant plover]

💀what why amount due

Css 😔

[solemn panther]

im submitting to like

12 schools

😭

[vagrant plover]

What a scam, pay money to get money

[solemn panther]

and im already missing some of the deadlines LOL

[junior imp]

I’m just glad that submitting edits doesn’t cost more money

[solemn panther]

oh god i pray i dont send any to the wrong college

[vagrant plover]

Good thing we have isfaa or we inlt would be drained

[junior imp]

It’s just scary that I need to do this every year

[solemn panther]

i triple checked and got the css code rather than the name bc i was terrified i would send it to cornell college or columbia college chicago

[vagrant plover]

😭I sent it to a LAC that didn't ask for css

16$ wasted

[junior imp]

Bro Columbia College emails me all the time and always pranks me

[solemn panther]

hold on

why would they accept it

[misty remnant]

bro wdym

[solemn panther]

if they dont need it?

tf?

[misty remnant]

ya

💀

[misty remnant]

ong

(had a fee waiver)

😭

cant complain

[vagrant plover]

😭my dumass sent on css

They r there in the css but that stuff never got delivered to them

I asked and they said "we don't accept css"

Pls check properly that your schools NEED the css to function

[solemn panther]

help my dad yelled at me for paying for my css profiles

💀

thank god that was the last thing i needed to pay for

lemme add up all the money i spent

[vagrant plover]

Y don't u do fafsa or scoir, rnt u domestic

[misty remnant]

noo we need it

for most schools

😭

[solemn panther]

nah we have to do both

fafsa and css

🤦

like why cant they be like princeton

make us submit our own things

[vagrant plover]

Would be a drag for u only, filling again and again, but yeah saves the buck

[solemn panther]

i would do that honestly

im cheap as fuck

[near jetty]

I got a second interview with an ao

Idk how to prepare or what to expect

[potent gust]

congrats!! 🎉

[tame cargo]

that's like guaranteed right

and if you only got an alumni interview is it joever 💀

[dreamy lynx]

Me when I spread misinformation online because I’m dooming

[vagrant plover]

Lesgoo