Harvard University (2024-2025)

[eager sinew]

50/50 chance ong

[dreamy lynx]

why are you here

[dreamy lynx]

me when p ~ Unif(0,1) but then I observe X = 1

[eager sinew]

yeah woo!

[solemn panther]

Day 1 billion of no interview

[little flax]

U got a 1 on personal king?? 🙇‍♂️

If y’all tune into 95.3 fm at 2 am ET, I’ll put in a good word for y’all at the admissions office

[low surge]

I will literally tune in everyday

If you do that

[molten glen]

what is that

lmao

[rugged vessel]

fr they rly be giving that shit to anyone 😔

[molten glen]

dang wtf

[fleet thicket]

write it in a doc save it as a pdf and update in portal

[wet owl]

Yep

U give genius vibes dude

[turbid notch]

Wait let me do this

[knotty orchid]

congrats, ur from Europe right

rec letters is its own category?

[turbid notch]

They grade them separately I think?

[solemn panther]

what are ur ecs

[low surge]

tf was on your ecs

[solemn panther]

i wanna know why u think they're a 1

[knotty orchid]

damn I thought they just supplement into the other categories

[young jasper]

ppl cure cancer and still get a 2+

🤷‍♂️

[turbid notch]

idk they consider me in the context of my surroundings and I’m in a very rural place

[turbid notch]

Wrong

[young jasper]

lo

l

[turbid notch]

Have you READ the description for a 1/2

[young jasper]

readingn the description doesnt matter it's how many people they give it to

[knotty orchid]

1 is national success or huge impact

[young jasper]

they give a 1 on ecs to like 0.5% of the harvard application pool

[knotty orchid]

^

yeah lol

[young jasper]

more than 0.5% of the harvard application pool

has national level success

[knotty orchid]

2s all round is the best you can hope for

[young jasper]

just having that doesnt mean shit

i can rattle off kids i know with quote unquote natinoal or international level success that doesn't mean they're getting a 1

[turbid notch]

Yeah like

[wet owl]

Thank you!

[low surge]

i think theyre gonna gie me 2 2's

i hope

[turbid notch]

That is bc some people say national level success and they mean bs nats

[young jasper]

dooming over ur individual subscore doesnt matter brah js wait for 2 months

[molten glen]

ya'll are putting too much thought into these rankings lol

[young jasper]

yeah

[solemn panther]

what are they?

[young jasper]

lmao

[turbid notch]

“1. Unusual strength in one or more areas. Possible national-level achievement or professional experience. A potential major contributor at Harvard. Truly unusual achievement.

2. Strong secondary school contribution in one or more areas such as class president, newspaper editor, etc. Local or regional recognition; major accomplishment(s).

[solemn panther]

hmm

thats kinda broad

[turbid notch]

Ik

[wet owl]

ranking predictions
academics 2+
ecs - 2+
athletics - 3+
personal - 1+
rec letters - 1+
interview - 1+

[turbid notch]

Yeah

[molten glen]

dang wtf

[knotty orchid]

yeah like say you won an international robotics competition that’s like a 1

[wet owl]

Predictions

[solemn panther]

ew

[turbid notch]

Bro is in harvard

[solemn panther]

oh freaks no

were cooked

yea im def not getting a 1 LOL

[turbid notch]

What does Olympiad mean bro

[wet owl]

But my AO said I have an amazing personality and sm1 in admissions told me it's hard not to like me lmaooooo

[molten glen]

0.1% of people (which means less than 50 people in the accepted pool) receives a 1 in Personal qualities

[wet owl]

Yep

[low surge]

chat gpt says im getting a 1, so im getting a 1

[molten glen]

lol

[turbid notch]

IMO isn’t even the only reputable international math olympiad

[knotty orchid]

are u from Europe (sorry for asking again but you didn’t say before)

[young jasper]

only 0.3% of the applciation pool gets a 1 and definetely more than 0.3% have national or internatinoal level recognition for something, so it's just completely random

[turbid notch]

I was gonna say…

[knotty orchid]

And in this case it’s all in context of your high school and where you live

[young jasper]

its taken from a reddit post outlining the harvard lawsuit documents

https://www.reddit.com/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/cfwru7/interesting_statistics_and_info_regarding_harvard/

[wet owl]

I'm probably hallucinating but I genuinely believe that I got in cuz of my LORs, Interview, and personal qualities sections tbh

[young jasper]

ur subscores dont matter u either get in and u dont

[sage umbra]

guys does not ogetting a interview mean ur cooked

[young jasper]

🤷‍♂️

[turbid notch]

Wait what gets a 1 in academics…

[knotty orchid]

if you are international

[sage umbra]

im in the northeast us

[knotty orchid]

then no it’s just based on availability, ur fine

[young jasper]

does it really matter tho? u guys have already submitted ur applications, nothing u can do atp to change anything

[knotty orchid]

@turbid notch u had an interview right?

[solemn panther]

so getting a 1 isnt neccesary then

[wet owl]

Yeah I had sm1 tell me I wouldn't get in 2 hours before the results I got accepted she got rejected

[knotty orchid]

we gone over this like a billion times I swear bru

[solemn panther]

then were fine guys

[sage umbra]

isnt the average a 2- for harvard

[wet owl]

you do you

[solemn panther]

not everyone at harvard is youngsheldon

[young jasper]

u dont even need a 1 to get in bro what is the point of this dooming 💀

[solemn panther]

fr

[young jasper]

this is legit js stressing u more jit

[wet owl]

yep for sure

[knotty orchid]

isn’t it like 60% chance with all 2s

[young jasper]

all 2's includes an athletic 2

but uh

[wet owl]

yeah 2+ is an acceptance if I'm not mistaken

[young jasper]

"Multi-Dimensional (or "well-rounded") Candidates:

Three ratings of 2, one rating of 3 or 4: 43% admission rate

Four ratings of 2: 68% admission rate"

[knotty orchid]

I captained 3 varsity teams so I’d hope for a 2?

[young jasper]

so

[low surge]

bros my athletics suck im getting a 6

[turbid notch]

Yes

[young jasper]

if u have 2's in everything and a 4 in athletics

[turbid notch]

Why

[young jasper]

u have a 43% chance

lol

[wet owl]

dw about athletics lmao

[young jasper]

its old data so its probably closer to 30% or so

but

[knotty orchid]

just asking lol as ur also intl

[young jasper]

🤷‍♂️

[turbid notch]

Lmao real

[young jasper]

bro just wait til lmarch 27th

💀

[knotty orchid]

I’ll take what I can get

[turbid notch]

My harvard interview was so goated

[wet owl]

most people don't score highly there unless ur an athlete or did varsity

[knotty orchid]

me when I’m the only one who had an interview at my school 🥶

[solemn panther]

guys admissions is not a formula!!

[young jasper]

💀 who cares

its still isef

[wet owl]

U got into Harvard and Oxford ??

[low surge]

this is the only hope i have

[young jasper]

💀

[knotty orchid]

yeah like on March 27th I will

[young jasper]

aight bro

stop yapping

you guys act like thats bad 💀

this level of neuroticism will never be topped

[solemn panther]

lmao most of us havent even done isef 😂

[knotty orchid]

bro you are insane then

[wet owl]

I saw oxford 28 I thought u go there but on ur profile it says a HS senior lmao

[knotty orchid]

the best ive done is present at a conference

[knotty orchid]

oxfords 3 years so it’s 28 :)

ye but I’m a noob

[wet owl]

ohhhhh my bad I have no idea tbh

[young jasper]

if i get rejected from princeton i will be kinda sad bc my interview legit took my entire afternoong

😡

i didnt get SHIT done yday

[knotty orchid]

yeah our stuff is way more focused, like you basically cut out the first year and dive straight into one major

MIT is an hour tomorrow bro I’m scared

[young jasper]

harvard, penn, yale: ~1hr ish
mit: 2 hours
princeton: 4.5 hours

[wet owl]

4.5???

[young jasper]

yes

[knotty orchid]

when you are a domestic this is pretty easy for anyone with Ivy level stats

[young jasper]

my interview started at 2:20 and ended at 6:45 lmao

💀

[knotty orchid]

I’ll try 🥶

[turbid notch]

harvard over 2h
MIT 1h45
Princeton 1h30

[wet owl]

Harvard interviewers are told not to exceed an hour or so preferably

I wish

[young jasper]

ya i thought interviews this long were normal

[knotty orchid]

how the hell are you doing 2 hour interviews??? My guy said only 30 mins

[solemn panther]

bro my mit interview was 18 minutes 💀

[little flax]

Y’all are getting held hostage

[wet owl]

mine went super well and I'm lowkey friends with my interviewer now lmaooooo

[solemn panther]

2 hrs is crazy

[young jasper]

my princeton interviewer told me that he was not supposed to go over an hour and then we went nearly for 4 and a half...

[turbid notch]

We were yapping about like media censorship and empathy as a medium for resolving tensions or smth idk

[wet owl]

I wouldn't mine a longer one tbh

[solemn panther]

WTFFF

[knotty orchid]

for Oxford yes, it’s pretty easy if you don’t fail the entrance exams

[wet owl]

in person or online?

[young jasper]

mine didnt even ask me any questions bro we just started yapping about like 15 academic subjects and i looked outside and it was pitch black 💀

[knotty orchid]

bruh mine was like I got meetings so I gotta go

[wet owl]

What's ur major if u don't mind me asking?

[young jasper]

my penn interviewer was like that he was asking me about what python library i used in my research 💀

like

bro wtf

[knotty orchid]

History, same at Harvard (hopefully)

[young jasper]

does that matter

STILL NO STANFORD INTERVIEW

IM GONNA 808

[knotty orchid]

Penn is unserious as fuck

[young jasper]

i might swerve bend that corner woahhh

[knotty orchid]

we were talking about Oxford boat races for like 15 mins ☠️

[turbid notch]

I didn’t apply to penn i feel like I would’ve liked it there tho

[young jasper]

im sad i didnt apply to usc

and vandy

and brown

and bu

and rice

[knotty orchid]

real

[molten glen]

i mean i got a 1 on personal qualities

[knotty orchid]

imagine not prestige maxing

haha

[young jasper]

😔

[knotty orchid]

it has hella baddies bro

[young jasper]

the baddie density is higher at other schools bro dw

[turbid notch]

I’ve only applied to t10s in the US smh prestige maxxer pro max

[wet owl]

u seem cool af ngl

[young jasper]

r u intl

[turbid notch]

Ya

[young jasper]

oh sick

good luck

[turbid notch]

Worst case scenario I go back to where I came from fr

No point

[knotty orchid]

YES omfg the nights out in Oxford, everyone is like a 10/10

[young jasper]

i did no safeties and told my mom id go to community college 💀

i

sat down

and told my indian ass mom

[wet owl]

I withdrew all my apps after I got in except for like 2 safeties and 1 reach

[young jasper]

that i would go

[turbid notch]

Goated

[young jasper]

to community college

[knotty orchid]

what’s that

[wet owl]

got into all so far thankfully

[young jasper]

it was definetely a tough conversation

💀

[turbid notch]

Redpilled

[knotty orchid]

Oh yess I do the ladies college

I live near there

like really near

[young jasper]

fuck whats bluepill i only remmber red and blackpill

[turbid notch]

Corny

[knotty orchid]

Not inside no (I have no idea how I would go inside) but yeah I’ve heard of it

[young jasper]

what

😭

[knotty orchid]

I go to the races sometimes

In the summer

[turbid notch]

Blue pilled = corny

[young jasper]

applying to safeties just means you dont have trust in yourself and your application

big brain

i did 0 safeties as well

🤷‍♂️

js go CC

womp womp

im OOS applying for cs

[turbid notch]

LMAOOOO FR

[young jasper]

the acceptance rate is like 30%

💀

my state schools cs acceptance rate is 25%

💀

[turbid notch]

Intl math/cs applicant 0 safeties go big or go home

[young jasper]

where have u gotten in so far

i live in washington G

yeah

but look at the OOS ar

for CS

[turbid notch]

One t10

[young jasper]

and it drops like a rock

[young jasper]

oh word

have u commiteted yet

bc i have balls of steel

[turbid notch]

Nah I wanna see RD

[young jasper]

i have balls of steel

could be caltech

idt gtown and nd and bc are t10s tho

yea i was js rattling off

the other

[turbid notch]

I don’t want to say but it’s somewhere lmaoooo

[young jasper]

rea schools

[knotty orchid]

autumn festival is prolly it, but the races are way better, especially summers day, we just drink and bet (in moderation)

[young jasper]

if its HYPSM the financial aid is probably goated

if its caltech then

idt its that great

BU is a good school

[turbid notch]

Not yet March 14th tho trust!

[young jasper]

i have 0 hope for MIT because my school had 3 admits in ea

💀

dam

[knotty orchid]

is that confirmed decisions day?

[young jasper]

im a HYPSM reject

am i cooked

[turbid notch]

That’s what I’m hoping

[turbid notch]

For MIT

Yale is 27th

[knotty orchid]

oh fair

Oh lmao

[turbid notch]

Others not yet

[knotty orchid]

so are all the other ivys

[young jasper]

ivies will all drop

on the 27th

[knotty orchid]

they are all the same day bro

[young jasper]

so will duke

and berkeley

[turbid notch]

Oh fr?

[young jasper]

yes

ivy day is the same day

[turbid notch]

Yum

[young jasper]

every year

they did not

[knotty orchid]

yeah it’s Ivy day, it’s carnage

[young jasper]

its february 2nd

💀

i dont even think stanford does those for non athletes

[turbid notch]

I’m either having the best or worst day of my life

[young jasper]

🤷‍♂️

oh wow bro

someone on REDDIT

said they got a yale likely

im sure they're being soooo honest

wow bro its almost like people lie on the internet

for fun

💀

[turbid notch]

Fr like it’s Reddit

Clout

[young jasper]

one time in september i saw a dude on reddit claiming he got a harvard likely

like

💀

[turbid notch]

HA

[young jasper]

why do u believe these people

AND

NOBODY ELSE REALIZED HE WAS A BUFFOON

I COMMENTED THAT HES LYING

AND 5 MINUTES LATER

POST IS DELETED

ACC IS DELETED

[turbid notch]

☠️☠️☠️

[young jasper]

U CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP BRO

[turbid notch]

Bro thinks he’s slick

[young jasper]

bro it was some dude from like india too

💀

not to disrespect a brother but like goddamn

[turbid notch]

To some extent I get it tho like you js want public recognition

But fr

[young jasper]

bro go post on IG then

like

one of my friends photoshopped a harvard likely and posted it on his story as a meme

thats like actually kind of funny

bc its very obviously fake

[turbid notch]

☠️☠️☠️

[young jasper]

but

reddit?

[knotty orchid]

whatever happens it doesn’t matter 🤷‍♂️

[turbid notch]

I’m handwriting my own likely and posting it

[turbid notch]

Fr

[young jasper]

anyways yesterday

me and some people

ran

a

college results simulator

and everyone else got into hella ivies

and

i got accepted into yale

and that was it

which was legit js a slap in my face

bc in the real world

ive already been rejected from yale

[turbid notch]

Which one

[young jasper]

so the SIM predicted like complete sweep, like UCSD UCSB reject type shit 💀

[turbid notch]

Gimme

[young jasper]

ill have to go find it

[knotty orchid]

bro do not do these results simulators ☠️

[young jasper]

im lazy

[turbid notch]

I wanna try it for shits and giggles

[young jasper]

bro

ok

i put in max everything

like

[turbid notch]

☠️

[young jasper]

10/10 ecs awards

essays

etc

and it still

predicted

a harvard reject

so like

[turbid notch]

Skull emoji

[young jasper]

atp

what can u really do bro

[turbid notch]

ME TOO

OMG

[young jasper]

my rejection simulator was

december 17th

when i opened up yale IN PUBLIC

w my friend.

i opened yale in a library bro

not only was my friend watching

but

2 ppl i knew

cam eover

10 seconds later

being like

omg did u get in!!!!

actual opp behavior

[turbid notch]

I opened my domestic decisions with my family all recording me

Real

Where did you EA

[young jasper]

um

honestly i thought i had the best chance at yale scea

compared to

other rea's

[turbid notch]

Oh boo

[young jasper]

🤷‍♂️

what can u do

my essays were good

like

[turbid notch]

I did all my essays lm too

Wrote them in 2 days

Smh

Real

[young jasper]

i posted one of my short responses and a very brief overview of my stats and ecs in the yale megathread cuz ppl asked and i had like 5 diff ppl saying they were cooked if i got flat out rejected in ea

🤷‍♂️

[knotty orchid]

bro I did ts with Oxford, was telling myself I didn’t get in before I read the email, it’s not a good idea I felt like shit ☠️

[young jasper]

oxtober

cuz oxford

jaja

i spent months on my essays bruh 💀

my b

[turbid notch]

I can’t manage myself

[young jasper]

no stanford interview!!!!

[turbid notch]

MIT app was so unnecessarily stressful

[young jasper]

im cooked for HPSM

inshallah

i email him about everything

[knotty orchid]

so annoying that they do this bro

[young jasper]

out of school counselor

lo

[knotty orchid]

noo because my ps was rlly good :(

[turbid notch]

My strength is that I do a lot of moderately impressive things not 1 really insane thing so the 10 spots is so much better

[young jasper]

my ecs were ass

😂

[turbid notch]

My friend is the same way

[young jasper]

i had 10 filler ec's

[knotty orchid]

my summer activities are just sports ☠️

[young jasper]

thats why im getting fried in EA

i shoulda done some shit like this bro

[turbid notch]

Wait how important is SAT for academic rating

[young jasper]

ive also seen ppl get into good schools while writing full on extra essays in the additional information

which ur definetely not supposed to do

[turbid notch]

Kinda real

[young jasper]

🤷‍♂️

[solemn panther]

I yapped so much in my additional info section

[turbid notch]

Dang it all that work for nothing

Kidding

[young jasper]

none of these rankings matter anyways bc my friend is jesus christ reincarnate, got into mit and yale, but still didnt get into stanford and harvard

🤷‍♂️

he got straight 7's at yale

which

is insane

7 7 7 7

[solemn panther]

So we have to get a 180 on the lsat as a freshman to be classied as a 1

[young jasper]

and didnt get into harvard

[turbid notch]

Dang wtf

Drop stats

[young jasper]

coke scholar

i think thats most of what i need to say

[solemn panther]

We’re sizzled

[young jasper]

he is at yale right now

[solemn panther]

East > west

[young jasper]

coke scholar self made multimillionare 1600 sat genius

[solemn panther]

Actually ur right

Fuck tale

[young jasper]

i'm just not

💀

[solemn panther]

Stanford on top

[turbid notch]

SAT twin so I’m technically 1 for 4

That’s how that works

🫡🫡🫡

[young jasper]

first one is R

[solemn panther]

I got a 1601 🥱

[young jasper]

second one is not G

[solemn panther]

So I got a 0

[young jasper]

ew

[solemn panther]

Is this Yale

😭

[young jasper]

its MIT

[solemn panther]

Oh

[young jasper]

cuz MIT architecture sucks

[turbid notch]

Ah he’ll nah

[solemn panther]

I can excuse that

It’s mit

[young jasper]

it'll be cute if they let me in

💀

caltech is js mit but worse bro

school got into t10 js by piggbacking off mit

💀

throw CMU in its place bro

[solemn panther]

Caltech isn’t real

[young jasper]

idk how cmu is not even teechnically t20

replace CMU and caltech

and you did a good job

CMU is literally good at everything bro

js go to mit instead

its 5% better

[turbid notch]

Exactly

[young jasper]

at everything

[young jasper]

found hte caltech student

[turbid notch]

Nah

[solemn panther]

It’s mainly known for a few programs

[young jasper]

i dont understand anyone who goes to caltech bc js go to MIT instead

[turbid notch]

I JS think it’s weird to hate on schools that most people here would foam at the mouth to go to

Or get into

[young jasper]

no i hate on cornell all the time

💀

[solemn panther]

Lmao it’s fine just change in college

[young jasper]

major in neuro and go into IP law

:p

[turbid notch]

Warm weather, guaranteed research, Silicon Valley close by, LA range, NASA JPL, etc did you WATCH young Sheldon bru

[wet owl]

I wouldn't go to MIT no matter what I don't like the social scene there 😭

[solemn panther]

I feel like Stanford has the best weather

So chill

[turbid notch]

I was watching young Sheldon yall were js spectating

[young jasper]

i've also heard from a friend of a friend that everyone is a creep there

💀

caltech kids would rather go into the lab on a friday night than kick it

[turbid notch]

Fair

[young jasper]

my humble opinion

thats lowk boring

[wet owl]

Can't relate lol

I like Harvard people more I have friends there

[young jasper]

harvarsd social scene is so ass they go to MIT to party 💀

MIT has no social life?

tf

half of undergraduates r in fraternities

💀

or sororities

[turbid notch]

A few friends go to MIT some of them are great

[wet owl]

they're kind but also more introverted + very technical and talk about coding while having lunch

[young jasper]

thats some W cope my king!

[wet owl]

I'm not that type of person lol

[turbid notch]

Plenty of assholes at every uni tho

[young jasper]

bait used to be believable

[wet owl]

WHAT

I have 10 friends who go there (we were feeders to MIT)

[turbid notch]

People used to properly ragebait

[dreamy lynx]

no you talk about coding while you eat lunch

[turbid notch]

Fr

[dreamy lynx]

true

[wet owl]

Partially true tho

[young jasper]

bait used to be believable jit

[turbid notch]

110

[solemn panther]

Ho do u go to tj? 😭

[turbid notch]

Light

Nvm

[dreamy lynx]

110? stat 110?!

[turbid notch]

Ap stats killed me

[dreamy lynx]

[wet owl]

nope

[turbid notch]

IB Math HL stats unit also grilled me

I’m not majoring stats I fear

[young jasper]

ive met a girl on the internet who lied about being a professional video game player, lied about being SA'ed in school, lied about being hospitalized, all the while she was just a pedophile sexting a 15 year old at 19

so

🤷‍♂️

[wet owl]

JEEZ

[turbid notch]

Thank you for sharing

[dreamy lynx]

stat 110 is twice as hard as 55

[turbid notch]

antemeridiem

[young jasper]

110 = 55 * 2

[dreamy lynx]

so true

[young jasper]

no

[dreamy lynx]

y'all are real asf

[young jasper]

i was 14 at theh time

[wet owl]

that's creepy af

[young jasper]

the 15 year old she was sexting started bragging about it too like a moron 💀

[turbid notch]

There’s this couple at my old school

Actually

Not today

My digital footprint has to stay intact

[dreamy lynx]

I will try

[turbid notch]

Bro some ppl are so weird and have no shame

[wet owl]

It's not normal tho lmao

[turbid notch]

I NEED MY MIDTERM TRANSCRIPT TO COME IN BROOOO

[reef grove]

me too and i got in, ur good

[young jasper]

my digital footprint is so ass

ive been doxxed like 3 times

and yet i still do fuck shit on the internet

[turbid notch]

Yo what

[young jasper]

i straight up do not care bro

💀

my harvard interviewer told me i would be popular on campus

does that count as aura

do i have motion chat

[turbid notch]

Aura

[young jasper]

HOW IS THAT BAD

HE WAS A COOL GUY

[wet owl]

SAME LMAOOOOO

[young jasper]

my semester just ended

like a week ago

there is nothing to do bro

💀

[young jasper]

twin

im pretty sure serena has enough information to find my address

💀

na

idts

i didnt get it either

lolo

💀

[wet owl]

LMAOOOOO

[turbid notch]

Omg queen we Stan copium

I love being a hater on shi that I don’t get

[young jasper]

i hate on yale cuz they rejected me

whats being doxxed the 4th time

[turbid notch]

I’m gonna be hating on the whole list soon enough

[young jasper]

i think i was CS

sure

at least follow me on IG

im tryna get my numbers up

[turbid notch]

Yo pause

[young jasper]

🤷‍♂️

i do not care bro

pull up

ill give u some snacks

W hospitality

they do not follow back half the time

u pulled up to my school

like

2 years ago

that does not count

💀

W bait

bait used to be believable

0/10 bait

oh 2 years ago was before all the drama

we had so much tea at the end of last year

one of our PE teachers like drugged and assaulted a former student

and then she made a tiktok about it

and he tried to flee but got caught like 5 states over

no

like after

and then

ppl started making

not like us

edits

of

his like mugshot

and posted them on snapchat and shit

💀

also i tried but they didnt let me in

i was like #600 on the wl

💀

ur boy was waitlisted

and not let off

its a lottery

💀

u put ur name in a hat

they pull outl ike 60

and call it their freshman class

i applied for hella lotto schools and didnt get any of them

thats when i should have known my luck was ass

[reef grove]

nah my luck is bad too, just think of it as you’ve been saving it all up for this moment

[young jasper]

which moment bro

[reef grove]

harvard acceptance or wherever you wanna go

[young jasper]

💀

W luck

jeremiah doesnt want me

[reef grove]

who wants to go to yale anyway

[young jasper]

fax

i only applied cuz i thought i had better odds than stanford rea

[reef grove]

blessing in disguise fr fr

you were shown the light

[young jasper]

is the light purdue bro

💀

LMAO

CUZ THAT SALL IVE GOTTEN SO FAR

[quasi shadow]

☠️

[young jasper]

mg stfu bro

[reef grove]

purdue is a goated school for engineering ion wanna hear it

[young jasper]

also @quasi shadow why has mango been so racist recently

💀

like im not gonna say nun but damn he needa chill

[quasi shadow]

Fr bro☠️

[young jasper]

like

he needa take a chill pilll

[quasi shadow]

Bro just evaporated his chances at ever coming back

[young jasper]

nah

we're nto gonna snitch

but like

that gc could get his future ruined

💀

[quasi shadow]

Yeah fair

[quasi shadow]

☠️

[young jasper]

its a discord gc but i could def pull the string

obviously

[quasi shadow]

Did he actually

That’s tragic☠️

[young jasper]

i had enough evidence to get a guy full on like failed out of his CC for cheating

but i didnt

[quasi shadow]

Holy

[young jasper]

bc i was too lazy

💀

[quasi shadow]

Why would you

[young jasper]

uh

cuz he cheated his way to udub cs

like

cheated on ap exams

probably cheated on the SAT

yes

hes a udub cs student now

yes u can

tf

💀

js go hide a phone in the bathroom

????

this guy legit got caught cheating on 2 different ap tests

like tf

💀

he got caught cheating on both ap chme and ap gov

[turbid notch]

Never cheat period 🫡

[young jasper]

yes

ap chem

was about to start

and his phone

started ringing

in his pocket

[turbid notch]

Ew ap chem I didn’t have the balls

[young jasper]

and then for ap gov he got caught with a copy of the test a day or two before he took his

ap chem was easy tbh

my princeton interviewer thought so too

💀

he was like yea i thought calc and chem and physics were pretty easy tbh

some monkey was js giving em out for free like candy bro

anyways the dude got his ap scores cancelled but not his college acceptance

LMAO

ok

the only reaosn he cheated

is bc the monkey wanted to triple major and still graduate in 3 years

so he needed a ton of AP credit

but like

holy fuck

how stupid can one be

its

t10

for cs

literally 35% of udub cs grads get a job at microsoft or amazon immediately after graduating

for like

200k starting

💀

that doesnt mean anything

if nearly half the class

is landing 200k offers

theh second they leave campus

💀

udub has a similar CS program in strength to UIUC

UIUC js has way better quant placement bc its near chicago

[wet owl]

frrr

[young jasper]

if u want to go quant

go uiuc

if u want msft/amzn/google/meta

or big tech

go udub

or js pick whichever one ur instate for

bc nobody gets udub cs oos

💀

it comes out

in march

[turbid notch]

Is dub dublin?

[young jasper]

washington

udub's rd deadline is november 15th yet they still release in march

shit actually pisses me off

who

mango?

mango hasnt even gotten his results yet

tf

💀

it drops in march

[turbid notch]

Bros BSing

[young jasper]

no serena js has ass memory

the reason why udub cs even tho its so good has such shit layman prestige outside of washington

compared to gtech / uiuc

is beacuse

the cs acceptance rate oos

is 2%

and its 3% internationally

gtech and uiuc's are low but theirs are 5 6 7%

2% is ridiculous

some kid who graduated from my school last year

udub also has an incredible undergraduate neuroscience program beacuse of how strong UW med is

t10 med school

if u applied consider it

uw undergrad feeds into uw med

and uw med is like

objectively a t10 med school

its incredible

uw neuro is really hard to get into tho

they only take 15 kids out of undergrad

out of hs sorry

they take

15 kids

out of hs

and the other 45

ahve to go

and switch in

once theyre in udub

its HARD

i think udub prelaw is okay but law school isn't that great iirc

but

prelaw doesnt even matter

bc u can major in anything

and go to law school

💀

i might go to law school as a CS major

i would never

id rather quantn sellout

than go to med school

💀

u can do internships at a school ur not at

my friend goes to rutgers

and is interning at columbia med

this summer

🤷‍♂️

ig

yeah if ur prelaw idk if its worth it

if ur premed its definetely worth it

also i dont see it but ppl say the campus is beautiful

so

🤷‍♂️

the application date for RD was nov 15th tho

💀

u probably will

i need to hope i get into a t20 lmao

ok

my mom will be dissapointed

with t10

she wants me to get t5

my mom didnt allow me to ED to penn or duke bc she said i could do better

💀

so like

🤷‍♂️

[quasi shadow]

Bro this was not the move☠️

[young jasper]

if i get cmu ill be chill

luh quant factory

[quasi shadow]

You shoulda EDed

[young jasper]

yea i wanted to ED duke and she said she wouldnt let me

💀

like my bad G

she would have allowed me to ED penn js for m&t but i didnt want to that badly

so i did yale

🤷‍♂️

🤷‍♂️

she said duke wasnt that good for cs (honestly true but its like wtv) and that i could do better

so

i had to do a t5 rea

harvard princeton mit ew no

stanford was harder

so i did yale

thats how i picked my rea lol

i knew i wasnt gonna get into any

yale was doing stem recruiting so i assumed that was my best bet

[knotty orchid]

Harvard deferred 80% so I was scared

[young jasper]

its like 90 no

they js defer anyone they dont accepte

[misty remnant]

bro @ornate garden mango sent me a pic of uiuc story w ppl celebrating 💀

i feel bad but like

dawg unfollow

😭

if u dont wanna see em

yes he's like dont rub it in my face

dawg what 😭

no one forcing u to see it 💀

no cus i feel bad but like

some of this is his own doing no

i would follow that shi asap

UMM i saw on reddit dawg

😭

(none)

ya

i dont think only 1 would get a likely letter

right helpp this is not teh correct way to deal w rejection

girl ur fine wth 😭

no dw

insane stats

okay BRO 30 DECISIONS LEFT

ur fine

well ya everything good for u tho

[young jasper]

i am

stanford autorej

[reef grove]

even cornell is crazy

[young jasper]

womp womp bro

u got 2 ao interviews

💀

uci aint even allat bad

id go to uci

[fleet thicket]

i just had the harvard interview and he lowk didnt ask me questions lol

[young jasper]

tjhats how it do be

sometimes

[glad blaze]

why worry over something that less than 10% of accepted applicants get 😭

[young jasper]

1%

lol

[glad blaze]

they don't need to give you a likely to take you though 😭😂

[glad blaze]

dang 💀😭

[dreamy lynx]

*accepted students not applicants

[glad blaze]

realll 😭

[carmine kettle]

does harvard do interviews day on designated days/times? i received an email invitation but it isnt from a specific alum, rather the alumni association inviting to meet at a specific location with signups being very limited

[little flax]

U automatically get a likely for Columbia if u get in their scholars program

Same w vandy if u get a scholarship

[exotic lodge]

no interview request am i cooked

[floral briar]

Yesss,.internally yes. External tis may June

[native solar]

no

[young jasper]

facts bro

my friend was full on max prestige tweaking over that yday

ok but

lebron

luka

[molten glen]

You can't appyl to their scholars program separaelty can you

separately

I got into their scholars program, but didn't think I selected anything about it or applied to it separately

[young jasper]

doesnt matter u can only go to one

whether u get

harvard princeton stanford yale mit columbia cornell dartmouth upenn

or just harvard

doesnt matter

bc ur going to harvard

lol

[molten glen]

?

why does that make you cooked

[young jasper]

u got

deferred

from stanford

stanford defers 5% of applicants

[balmy thorn]

I got Yale interview rea and Duke rd I’m waiting on Harvard since those are the 3 that prescreen I’ve heard 🙏🙏🙏

[young jasper]

💀

[young jasper]

i got yale rea and harvard rd

but no duke rd

lolo

jan 7th

my friend got his on the 4th

[balmy thorn]

I got Duke yesterday

[young jasper]

and i dont think his app is stronger than mine

necessarily

🤷‍♂️

i live in seattle bro

[balmy thorn]

Yale interview went rlly good rea though but ig interviewer didn’t fw me

[young jasper]

do u realize how many people

from harvard

graduate and go to seattle

bro

theres so many stanford alumni in seattle

and i havent gotten jack

my friends

who live in the most rural bits and bobs

of this state

got theirs

[balmy thorn]

Maybe you’re just getting a likely then bruh

[young jasper]

2-3 weeks ago

so

i dont think that's really availability...

[balmy thorn]

For Harvard?

Where did you see that

[young jasper]

wut

i was lying

tf

that was horrible photoshop why did u believe that shit 💀

[balmy thorn]

Ain’t no way bro

[young jasper]

that letter was legit so badly faked

my friend did

he js gave it to me

and i decided to have fun w it

💀

[balmy thorn]

Ong

Ngl bro idk if you’re qualified for Harvard bc of that….

[young jasper]

cuz it was funny

💀

[balmy thorn]

That’s lowkey embarrassing

[young jasper]

look how badly this letter is

its not even a likely bro it just looks like a regulart

notice

of admissions

also more than 42k ppl apply to harvard

💀

there was an acceptance simulator

the jit just flipped the 50 50 coin

enough

until it said accepted

idk

i was tryna see if youd figure it out

by urself

ngl

💀

except it says the applicant number is 18k lower

[balmy thorn]

Do yk know if Stanford takes a lotta average kids

[young jasper]

yes

lol

[balmy thorn]

Like Yale Harvard kinda seem to take a good amount

[young jasper]

my friend at stanford says most kids there are stupid

but then again he is smart

[balmy thorn]

Stanford everyone seems insanely cracked tho

[young jasper]

so maybe that is just his standards

[balmy thorn]

Yeah like see all Stanford kids I’ve heard that aren’t hooked have crazy ECs

I’m cooked

[young jasper]

jit glosses over startup millionare and steinway lmao

💀

[molten glen]

defer from standford is hard

[young jasper]

i have heard of people going to stanford without crazy ecs

???

theres no way ur typing this out

unironically

[molten glen]

no i mean like its hard to get you have to have an AO vote to accept you to get it

[balmy thorn]

The one Ivy+ I had the best shot at didn’t like me that much soooo

I’m cooked

[molten glen]

but it's super random still the whole process I know an ABSOLUTELY CRACKED MF kid who was a Coke Scholar Semi-Finalist with me and he got a stanford defer bro deserved it + like all the ivies but he didn't end up getting any other college except Columbia (phenemonal school but he deserved more)

[young jasper]

did u get deferred

[balmy thorn]

Yea Yale deferred

[young jasper]

why r u crying

u got deferred

u could still get in

tf