#Harvard University (2024-2025)
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ur white?
i thought ur indian
theb
i dont understand
oh
whos albino
ur albino?
i thought u indian again
ohhh
wait
so im white?"
bro
im brown
im not white
mods
i dont feel safe
for sure
go ahead and dox me
and when u do
follow my insta
im lowk tired of seeing 499
pissing me off bro
Lso
π ππΏ
huh
but
like
idt u follow me
damn i js checked it like 1 second abo
ago
ohhh
i made a freaky comment on gagan singhs insta
and ppl found it
:skulp
π
ur getting canceleld
gagan singh is wifey material
word
"hi everyone today we are going to be touring this 6.9 million property in frisco texass"
who ts
his jawline nice
um what
AYYY
got wwe slammed at my own place
shit was fun
uhm my friend strip naked in the cold cause we put snow in him
idk why
doxxed
u leaked ur insta
NO WAY
uhm
FULL ON NAKED
nah
LMAOOO
just tshirt
oh
and then uh we played table tennis then turned the lights out in the room and played dark tag
and all of us hurt ur knees
uhm
and uhm
we watched coco melon while eating
uhm we went from a walk and played soccer in the streets aka next to hudson river
but she left me after that
and then?
and then got touched again
you know that scenaior
no one bringing girlfreinds to freak show bro
LMFAOO
like gurlie
we took a LOT of photos for the insta post LMFAO
yea pizza from a nice ahh place
woah
14 men aka 14 best friends
like i could be touching my homie and kissing
and it would not be gay
nah thats reltable af
bro
touching thighs
right
YEAH
IN CLASS MY FRIRNED TOUCHED MY THIGH AND I SHOUTED STOP TOUCHING ME
I DID THAT IN THE HALLWAY TODAY
so relatable bro
like
my friend in my english calss
sits next to me
and keeps touching my rhighs
and im like
bro
just makeout w me already if u wanna tocuh me
π
ππΏ
real bro
lame
i got r* in the hallway today as well bro I shouted my lungs out
R?
rap*
AW HELL NAW
LMAOO
FIRE
water
4 fives
bro go live a little
go fw ur homies gang
????
????
???
???
???
I DIDNT MEAN THAT FREAKY
LMAO WHAT
i said live a little
word bro
YEA THATS LIVING A LITTLE TOO MUCH LMFAOO
r u being deadass
ong bro
lowk thought u were
real
oh yea so back to convo boys do freaky shit with boys but its not gay
if u dont do freaky shit you are GAY
thats how it works
like i love our sword fights bro
ur a girl
hell yeah
yo we all went swimming and waterpark together that was ultimate freak show shit
bro
changing rooms was wild
yeah not that
ONG LMFAOO
ur parents gon crash out
bro
LMFAOO
pe locker rooms
were insane
it was the freakiest of all bro
what?
go do it rn
ong
prove it to me
why is it pink
no
like
two different shades
well go prove it to me
jkjj
ay
wtf
twins!
did i just open
LMFAO WE DONT HAVE LOCKER ROOMS FOR GYM
ong
WE ALL SWEATY
really
huh
delete what
i saw that
really u dont change into pe clothes
no
his girl might be in the server too
bro
we had to
it was the freakiest shit ever
like one time my parents
wait
friends
what did he send?
FRIENDS
FRIENDS
my friends hid my friends jeans one time π
dude almost went running outside w out anything
no
my friend
took my friends jeans and ran away
π
ππΏ
LMFAOO my friend robbed my shoes in the gym
bro we did secret santa this year and friends bought a didlo lolipop for a friend
π
This chat is full of freaks
Holy
Stay away bro donβt give me the freak virusβ οΈ
dude he was chasing him and he almost went out of the lockers room LOL
wassup
hey pookie
bro
i went hardcore freaky with chatgpt today
aw hell naw
ah naw freaky
??? aw HELL naw
AW NAW bro didlo is fine cause its a joke cause hes frekay
and he has a girl π
π€¨
oh shit i got a mad diverse group
only a solid 4 indians
out of 15
does youre friend group fight
yea in a circle right
yes
LMFAOO none of us competive lmfao
bro we have thrown gang signs to cheat
ππΏ
for tests
we started a coughing thing freshman year
dude i start whispering in hindi to my friend if they next to me
and then we stopped for a year
LMFAOO
@thick crown whats the most freaky stuff ur friend group has done
uhm
im not doing calc imma hope he doesnt check tmr
LMFAOO
IS FUCKING NOT FREAKY??
bro freaky shit with THE guys
thats valorant
I THOUGHT U MEANT LIKE WHAT THEY DID
LMFAOO MB
u should fr
play uh roblox or something idk what girls play
aw hell naw
YOO I PLAYED THAT
AT 4 AM
dress to impress is fun
do you guys have a friend group with girls and boys?
naw
ah okay yea same
my old fg does
my best friend is a bmw
we are two diff people[
lowk
the freakiest thing i ever remember doing
was
well uhm
π ππΏ
its going to sound weird
@vocal arrow
dude
its not what u think
π
its like
what is it
oh hell naw
thats freaky
my friend just showed his bare ass in public thrice the freaky guy
LMFAOO
WHAT
BARE ASS
we have the photo and we showed it mid PRESENTATION WHEN HES PRESENTING
THREE TIMES
we all have it
OH NAW
U WANT IT
DONT U
yikes
ur cooked
oh
wait
i thought ur into white men
oh
did he fuck up
badly
rly
nah not rlly
we got in trouble
though
shes like waht did u guys do
and we said nothging
we showed him his bare ass during his presentation
LMAO
its funny
valid valid
one time my friend got hard looking at his best friend do a dance
π ππΏ
yeah
yes bro
yes bro
its quite funn
naw
WHY AM I BEING INLCUDED IN THIS
IM NOT HOMOSEXUAL
ππΏ
bro
im not gay
IM
INTO
brown baddies
π
abgs and brown baddies π
bro i like ibgs
i dont edate
like edating is kinda weird lowk
yes
california is big
HUH
how
wait i did
shit
i know someone with 4 AP classes and a 3.8gpa get in
for u mich engineering
in my school
π
actually
ur wrong!
my name is loek unique
well
im north
but like
theres less of my name
bro
bro i got deferred umich
whats ibgs
indian baddie girls
it deos bro
i saw like 2 today
bro
its not even funny
i saw so many ibgs in hawaii
than i see in bay area
isnt that same as brown
uhhhhh not rlly, i passed a couple laws in my state tho if that counts lol. couldnβt rlly do anything competitive bc iβm not a citizen lmao
it was like i was going to india
LMAOO
i saw this one brown girl in hawaii
who had acarmael highlghts
yeah just a couple laws
itβs just lobbying my guy
pull senators off the floor and tell them to vote yes on the bill
I HAD NO CHOICE
SHE WAS W HER FAM TOO
IM NOT GOING IN FRONT OF HER FAM
TO ASK HER FOR HER IG
π
you need to ask her dad for permission
wdym pass laws π§ββοΈ
go to your state capitol when the senators are on the floor and just pull em out
talk to them face to face, give them info sheets abt your bill
u rite
i need to be like
"Mr patel can i have ur daughters instagram"
i only have a apple watch bro
i dont have a rolex
: (
hyeah
i was talking to this one girl
on the plane too
i sold tho
i forgot to ask for insta
sugardaddying
i gotchu
ill get her a pink porsche
unlike my ex
everytime someone has done this to me i've given it to them though π
yeah that's smart
give a homeless guy money in front of her
so that way you flex both your kindness and wealth
like the fucking girls here dont even make a move
like how am i supposed to know u into me bruh
what did u do
and then
and
ur gf got mad?
ur spoling someone else
cooked
my ex threw a dyson at me
standards these days
dont have any hopes
hes not spoiling you
fosho
i was thinking about marrying someone in college to become independent on fafsa
tbh
likee if it's a mutual agreement how would they verify it
oh wait there was
that's crazy
yo lemme hit them up
you're cooking
wait
this is so smart bro
we remain married for 4 years
bro
cause my fucking fasfa sai is 199k
π
im not getting any fucking aid
for all 8 sems of tuition bro
IM FUCKED BRO
IM NOT GETTING FASFA
MY SAI
IS FUCKING 199K
IM COOKED BRO
THEY GON TAKE MONEY FROM ME INSTEAD
π ππΏ
submit the fasfa form
does it not tell u
How much money do your parents make a year bro
idk like above 500k+ or some
i tihnk
not much
its like average in bay area
just become homeless
we'll make sure to give you money if we see u when we go on dates
My parents make like 300k+ a year
thanks
dude
Our SAI is like 150k I think
byu activities
LMAO??
i need a girl yo holy fuck all the insta reels
Bro we have 0 assetsβ οΈ
a girl to just watch insta reels?
dang
how did she feel about mormonism before π
i wanna get married at 25
no they make me feel single
i lokw
need to find my girl
by this year
freshemn year of uni
propose in italy by 22
bro im so happy they dont count assets out of country
that saved my ass
married by 25
dude
it asked
for my parents assets in india
ong??
and we ahve like 3 properties in india
it didnt for mew
same bro
i think they needed to list that
i got like fucking 4 or some thing
its a robbery bro
they never asked us for that ONG
we go broke each year cause of taxes
my guy
noo yeah if you make between 200-500k and u have multiple siblings and live in a high cost of living area and ur parents are nearing retirement ur kinda screwed
THATS LITERALLY US BRO
HOLY FUCk
MY BROTHER JUST FINISHED COLLEGE
me too so i get it π
oh that's smart on ur parents part
LMFAOO hes into the start-up space
so better lock in
i wanna retire early
LMFAOO
yeah bro
we made a deal saying whoever is mad rich pays the other person 100k a month
thats the deal we made
u tryna marry bro?
for 4 years
huh
LMFAOO what is THIS FOR
i forgot to make it private
LMFAOO\
my friend thinks hes like from the bronx and hard when he lives in a mansion
shit is FUNNY
dude
my friend lives in a rich area
like
when i say
rich
like a rich area
meaning
aw hell naw nvm

LOL
he acts like hes broke asf bro
but dudes just roaming aroung with a bmw m550 i
π
where's his second bmw though brokie
dude he has a mclaren
a lamb
lambo
and his parents are buying a merceedes
π

holy fuck damm
dang
which i share with my mom
i might get a bmw m3 cs for my birthday
u cant drive all four at once ππ what's the point (i'm seething with jealousy)
if i go to college in state
π
hopefully i get into a top uc
so i can get my bmw
rich ass mother fucker bro
my dad said if i choose to go to india I can get any car I want
too
yeah
why is bro in japan
did he not tell u bro
π
ur papa dont love u like that
jk
LMFAOO does bro not tell u where he goes??
yyep
using the exact location
exaciy;
i can calculate
u told us wher eu live
the coordinates
nah fr we can
of your humble abode
lmfaooo bro hasnt gotten me anything since I was 14 or some bro
from international trips though
the last thing bro got me
was
a macboko air
2 yrs ago
well
iPhone 15 pro
actually
most of my wants
cost above 80k+
so like
its kinda hard to get
bro wut
idk
like
well
if you count in shopping
but like thats normal
from fasfa
dudes acting like they got into harvard
its not that deep
grindr
π
finding wifes of a2c
is wild
likw honestly
has more chances
i remember i catfished some girl there
jk
bro
lemme check
im on fasfa now
no
bruh is fasfa broken or some
oh
its not laoding
omg bro i want a racing sim
did you submit ur fasfa form?
buy me
strange
@thick crown u rich buy me
Guys I might be cooked without interview lowkey
i can
let me load it in bruh
fasfa isnt loading
its broken
for me
prolly just
scroll thrue one of these categories
thats ur SAI
WHAT
300k??
SAI
AW HELL NAW
bro 300k salary is 70000 SAI
that means ur parents make
ur parents make 1.3 million
approx
oh hell naw rich
u get zero \
LMFAOO too rich
are u fucking stupid
1.3 million
is NOT
upder middle class
or middle class
That means u get no money
youre dad saying that to be nice
300k SAI is WILD
200k SAI?
Iβm considered upper class and my parents make 300k
yes bro
I think
ong bro
yea same exactly same for me
I think top 20% is upper class
This is what I expected from you
Bruh the spam in here
holy shit
Real bro
dude
So much yap
nah bro 1.3 million is WILD
Listen people I go to Harvard letβs calm down
lmfao ong
NAH BRO SAME
i remember TheYoungNerd arc of 2024 admission season π«‘
How
Yeah high income low savings pretty commin
Common
Crazy
alright u have to be trolling
he was trolling me bro
on the fasfa form
bro put like 70k
20 mil for retirement
π
aw hell naw
oh yea very true
hes not in cs?
bro cali taxes rob the shit out of us
is he a investor
20 mil is crazy
fasfa doesnt take into consideration
Is he in serious debt
Thereβs probably a lot in investments
Rich people invest a lot of their savings
yeah my parents do a lot of stocks and all
i mean the property taxes in states without income tax prolly make it up
jfc
you know what
this is actually insane
wait howd u find ur sai again
Cali taxes cap out at 12%
ONG
Brother your parents dropped 20k on college counseling
ts gotta b ragebait
my parents keep telling me this
Ivy day is on the day b4 spring break starts for Harvard thatβs good planning got a week to answer all yalls dumb emails abt finaid offers
@ornate garden whered u find ur sai again
i thought 60k SAI was a lot π
ohh
Of what? Financial aid calculator? Or something else
hold up
its loading
fasfa is so low
u are not poor to live in bay area bro
ohh
yeah same
my parents also spent 20k on cousneling
its quite common here in cali
π
its nothing special
LMAO REAL
my parents came to usa with 5k
he went to IIT
in 2009
thats still insane lol
@ornate garden bro no way u think ur poor π what car do your parents drive
i lowk dont see my sai again
this conversation is a legit cogito hazard
ong bro
didnt u want a porsche when u get into stanford
He sold the car because you told him to?
I LOBE BMBWS
Friends call me the "Rick Friend" because i'm smart and all I do is talk shit about everyone 'cause it's fun. Being a hater is fun. Being badass comes at a cost though, like, it's not just fun. Being a cold person makes the world seem colder but like that's just something I picked up from being cold - like myself. That's why my other fucking nickname is "Beyond" because of my attitude, like my friends literally call me "Sub-Zero" because if I had to choose between people and living in the forest forever then, like, I choose the forest.
"You seem like a sigma to me"
Something like that.
wait tesla and politics?
YO WE BROKE @young jasper COMPRED TO THEM
same bro ik im like upper middle class but Im stingy AF
i mean
i dont really like teslas much
but their plaid models are very good
very fast acceleration
real asf
ngl my mom pushes me to take UBERS TO GET TO SCHOOL ISNTEAD OF WALKING
i uber to school sometimes
i ubered today
to go to my second highschool
i uber like 3-4 times a week
bri what
i take the school bus
cus its free
school bus is 2 bucks for us
and uber is 10 bucks for me
yea same though, but i still prefer to walk
take it bro invest the rest lmfao
u guys also got this boost bruh lmfao
that is cap
well no you can have an iphone and be poor
i got my 15 pro for free
valid af
well i doubt mist ppl would be poor enough to not afford a phone
100%
andorid is dogshit
google pixels are amazing
cheap ui
get this guy out of here
no it does not yo
yea
u can literally have aps that change ur UI to other IOS and customize youre own
academic maybe but rest NOT
ur mom knows u chat in this server or some
lucky is insane
oh
u leaked ur phone number in here btw