University of Michigan (2023-2024)

[wide pendant]

I applied SEAS

the common core is okay

I wrote about it like everyone does

[visual jay]

i thought all undergrad has to do it

[fiery sundial]

UMich is my dream school and I prob should have done early action.
Ironically it’s also my last hope.

[nova siren]

I’m looking at a 1520 96% average

[wide pendant]

SEAS is like a nerfed version

[visual jay]

oh lmao

[nova siren]

I’m in the exact same boat

[fiery sundial]

I self-reported a 1490 for UMich.

I’m screwed.

[worldly pivot]

very good. i threw so bad on reading and writing section

[nova siren]

If I don’t get in I’ll probably go ucsd for microbiology

[glad sleet]

guys it'll be ok

[steel valley]

I self reported 1450 💀

[nova siren]

That isn’t what u got right 😭 why’d u lie

[nova siren]

It’s hard bruh

[fiery sundial]

I got a 1570 but it’s too late.

[worldly pivot]

anything above 1400 is good for umich

[visual jay]

i threw on math

[nova siren]

Oh fuck bruh holy

For regular does it matter if we did the loci or not

[fiery sundial]

FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THE LOCI

OH NO

[worldly pivot]

no

[nova siren]

I didn’t do it either

[deft tide]

is anyone applying to ross?

[visual jay]

i got deferred and didn’t do it

[nova siren]

I applied lsa I hope it’s easy

[visual jay]

i was in too much pain to write that shit

[scarlet brook]

Same lol

[visual jay]

it’s all good

i don’t even care anymore

[fiery sundial]

😦

For UMich Loci would it be a good idea to mention all of my college rejections?

[wet imp]

I did it but i dont give a fuck

I dont even want to get into michigan

[nova siren]

Since I got rejected and waitlisted everything I have an odd feeling that something is messed up with my application and it just gets disregarded

[fiery sundial]

Same here.

[visual jay]

same here

[fiery sundial]

I don’t know if it was that one C on my transcript.

[visual jay]

i don’t get any aid anyway cuz i’m oos

[worldly pivot]

NO💀

if that's the case, ebtetr to not write

[nova siren]

I just feel like I filled or put something in wrong on the application idek

Or my essays were weird

Dk

[fiery sundial]

I feel like it’s about my Minecraft essay

[nova siren]

Minecraft is tuff

[fiery sundial]

They probably hate me talking about video games.

[north zinc]

Can Michigan please hurry up and release, tomorrow preferably 🙄

[worldly pivot]

what u wrote about minecraft

[fiery sundial]

How we used Minecraft to solve our missing teacher crisis when the school wasn’t able to hire a new computer science teacher.

[nova siren]

What are ur 8 acceptances

[nova siren]

This is such a good idea ion wanna hear it

[fiery sundial]

FloridaTech
GSU (Honors)
Clemson
Auburn
South Carolina - Columbia
UMiami
Ohio State (Scholars)
UGA

[nova siren]

Sounds to me like ur locked in

[worldly pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-shaquille-o'neal-wasnt-familiar-with-your-game-i-owe-you-an-apology-not-familiar-with-your-game-gif-6900912926266666776

[fiery sundial]

I would have chosen UMiami but I’m not paying 390k.

[nova siren]

I wrote mine on finding a connection between spiritualism and science and it didn’t end too well

[fiery sundial]

UGA is better when I got full-ride.

[scarlet brook]

Wtf how is it that expensive

90k+ per year?

[fiery sundial]

Yes.

[scarlet brook]

Yikes

[fiery sundial]

UMiami accepted me but no scholarship

[worldly pivot]

have u seen LAC prices?

[fiery sundial]

Nor financial aid

[worldly pivot]

they r even more expensive

[pale quarry]

LAC?

[scarlet brook]

Yikes

[worldly pivot]

liberal art colleges

[nova siren]

Holy

[fiery sundial]

As in a good or bad thing?

[pale quarry]

Dude was close to having his very own 401k, in a way

[worldly pivot]

good thing

[nova siren]

I also have a feeling Michigan is gonna look at the lsa essay and conclude that it’s BS

[fiery sundial]

I hope UMichigan likes Minecraft.

Despite the 20.7% acceptance rate.

[pale quarry]

Utter BS. And by that I mean a Bachelors in Science, surely

[worldly pivot]

u better hope someone young read ur essay

[fiery sundial]

I HOPE

[worldly pivot]

i mean someone old may still like games who knows

[fiery sundial]

If it’s an old man whose was a judge as a job istg

Not that it’s a bad thing, but if he doesn’t know Minecraft it’s game over for me.

[nova siren]

Last year it was released 31 march rigjt

[fiery sundial]

Yes

[nova siren]

So probably same this year

Tea what did u apply for

What major

[fiery sundial]

Computer science is my downfall.

LSA

[toxic raft]

Guys, I only appplied to umich

Am I cooked?

[livid bolt]

LETS GOO I GOT IN🥺

[worldly pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/gert-samson-gert-samson-cook-burned-food-gif-17488858

[nova siren]

Stop capping it’s not out

[nova siren]

What ur stats

[wet imp]

Can this shit come out tmrw

[visual jay]

lmao just reject me and get this shitty process over with

[toxic raft]

4.1 W, bunch of ec with leadership roles, dual enrolled, t/o, in state

[fiery sundial]

Is it bad if I’m OOS?

UMich

[nova siren]

Ur fine

Especially instate ur chilling

[nova siren]

Yeah lol

It doesn’t help I don’t think

[fiery sundial]

Aww shucks.

UMichigan OOS is going to be bad

Okay will the EC’s compensate?

[nova siren]

Acc I think it’s pretty similar

Bro I’m international it’s even worse

[nova siren]

HOLYYY

[worldly pivot]

All this good stuff and u got 28 rejections. Oh hell nah 😭

[fiery sundial]

To be fair most of them are Ivy level.

[nova siren]

Oh man ur locked in

[fiery sundial]

Unless you count UVA

Idk

[nova siren]

8 acceptances is still valid don’t stress

Lots of good options

Did u apply for financial aid ?

[fiery sundial]

No

Financial aid was a no

[nova siren]

They’re not need blind for oos so that’s good then

I think ur chances are good

[dim crag]

What timeee

[fluid solar]

when did it come out last year?

[stray harbor]

BRO WE DONNT KNOW BSTOP ASKINF NOBODY HERE KNOWS WHEN HRS COMING OUT

[stray harbor]

Last Friday of March

[deft tide]

at 3 PM ET

but i called umich yesterday and they told me that it aint coming out until first week of april, next week.

[analog veldt]

HUH

BESTIE WHAT

they were gatekeeping

[torn steeple]

💀 what

[worldly willow]

what?

XD

[deft tide]

well maybe, but all i can say is that i asked again to confirm like if the decisions will be released DURING the first week of april, and they said yes

[fading trench]

woah this is coming tmr?

[mystic talon]

is it comin out tmrw??

WTF

[knotty comet]

michigan thinkin they so cool fucking edging me like this

[mystic talon]

bro i've been edged by so many colleges

idgaf anymore

like honestly

it's whatever

[knotty comet]

they CANNOT be dging me like this

[mystic talon]

if i get in cool

if i get rejected cool

it is what it is

[knotty comet]

i know they already done with their shit like months ago

[median plume]

Keep edging

[knotty comet]

bros just want to edge

[mystic talon]

imma be thuggin it out regardless of where i go anyway

[knotty comet]

edging teenagers are not cool

[mystic talon]

pause

[knotty comet]

what ur options lookin like

[mystic talon]

osu

psu

reed

[knotty comet]

https://tenor.com/view/osu-osugame-osutiktok-tiktok-osu-player-gif-24546393

[mystic talon]

thats it

[median plume]

Ohio or oklahoma?

[mystic talon]

ohio

[median plume]

Good

[mystic talon]

i'm cooked

[knotty comet]

whats psu

[median plume]

You got this

[mystic talon]

rejected from all 11 reaches 🔥

[mystic talon]

penn state

[median plume]

Bro you got this

[knotty comet]

just write penn in ur bio

[median plume]

Don't give up

[knotty comet]

they will never know

[mystic talon]

real lmao

[knotty comet]

its 50 50

upenn or penn state

[mystic talon]

yea

[knotty comet]

what major u applyin

[mystic talon]

maybe uva wl goes in my way

eng

[knotty comet]

what eng

[mystic talon]

elec

or comp

[knotty comet]

r u undeclared

[mystic talon]

nah

comp e

but some colleges i applied ee

[knotty comet]

did u ed or ea

[mystic talon]

uva?

[knotty comet]

i meant

rd or ea

michigan

[mystic talon]

rd

[knotty comet]

mfs deferred me

[mystic talon]

cooked 🔥

[knotty comet]

they rejected like nobody bro

[mystic talon]

nah bro trust

u got this

tbh

[knotty comet]

WE

got this

[mystic talon]

osu is prolly cheapest option fr

i walk in to college w like 75 ap credits

[knotty comet]

https://tenor.com/view/osu-osugame-osutiktok-tiktok-osu-player-gif-24546393

[mystic talon]

so i dont even have to be there for that long

and can just take eng specific courses

[mystic talon]

osu

[knotty comet]

majoring in osu

osu major

i didnt apply ohio

cause i cannot be caught going to ohio

[fiery sundial]

Hey did UMichigan sent out an email when decisions come out last year? Or did it just come out unnoticed?

[median plume]

I think they sent an email for EA this year

If that helps

[fiery sundial]

Ah

[median plume]

So they prob will this year

[jagged bear]

they did?

[median plume]

I might be wrong

I forgot about umich until I was notified of something

And I think it was an email

[jagged bear]

ohh

What % of ppl get accepted after deferral

[spark rain]

They did not

[median plume]

Huh

[spark rain]

Well I was EA

[median plume]

Idk what led me to check the portal then

[spark rain]

Never got anything

[median plume]

Hmm

Maybe I just heard from the internet

[spark rain]

They did send out an email

After they released

But like 30 min after

But no email

To say before hand

[median plume]

Yeah that's what I meant

[spark rain]

Ohh

I fought you meant

Send out an email

To notify ppl of the release time

But for EA

[median plume]

Nah

[spark rain]

If came at exactly 3 pm easy

Est*

On the last Friday of Jan

So

Hopefully

That’s the same today

If it doesn’t come out at 3 pm today

Then it’s probably next week

[fiery sundial]

I don’t wanna wait next week 😭

[spark rain]

Same

And if it’s next week

Its problem going to be April 5th

[fiery sundial]

Well at least I’ll hear from Purdue tomorrow..

[deft tide]

umich might as well be munting me

[jagged bear]

Bruh

[knotty comet]

NAH bro

i will be rejecting their decision letter

[primal pulsar]

is it hard to switch your major to computer science and engienering

if your in college of letters and sciences pre admit

with no designated major

[scarlet brook]

Impossible to move into CS, iirc

[primal pulsar]

what about doing CS under the college of arts

that would be a bachleor of arts instead right?

[scarlet brook]

Impossible

[primal pulsar]

what are the non locked majors

computer engineering?

[scarlet brook]

Not quite sure. You should Google

But I know CS is locked

You can only study CS if you get admitted to CS when applying to umich

[next summit]

When do decisions release?

[fiery sundial]

Is CS competitive for out of state?

[stray flame]

just a lil

[fiery sundial]

Wdym just a lil?

[stray flame]

(it’s v competitive)

[fiery sundial]

I NEED TO SWITCH MY MAJOR HELP

GET ME OUTTA HERE NOOOO

[torn steeple]

CMUtchigan

[fiery sundial]

Is it true UMichigan is 20% acceptance rate? 🤨

Wouldn’t it be lower?

20.15% acceptance rate.

Did my own common data set calculations.

[dim crag]

Ok but what is umich acceptance rate out of state??

[fiery sundial]

I don’t know ;-;

Wait a minute.

Almost half are out of state? What.

NEVERMIND GUYS WE ARE SAVED.

[dim crag]

i think the ar for out of state is lower tho

[fiery sundial]

So if we split the acceptance ratio with in-state included.

That’s about a 9% OOS acceptance rate.

[dim crag]

💀

[fiery sundial]

We’re screwed honestly.

Okay so I did the math again

It is a 10.618% acceptance rate for OOS.

[lucid reef]

bro what

no way

[fiery sundial]

This is just based on me using data from the common data set so take it with a grain of salt.

[dim crag]

Engineerings also harder

I’m screwed

[lucid reef]

15% class of 2027

idk if thats in state + oos

[plush peak]

omg i forgot i still have this decision left

if i get in ill immediately decline to help those on the wl 🙂

[fiery sundial]

Idk common data set says it’s higher than 15%..

UMichigan is sus here 🤨

Yeah it’s fall 2023.

Sus.

[dim crag]

at this point im just scrapping for pieces

ivyday hit hard

[fiery sundial]

All 8 Ivy leagues rejected me I feel you.

[dim crag]

😭

cheers to us

i have to ask tho

how do u apply to over 30 schools skdjgfasdf

[fiery sundial]

Coalition + Common app

Heck I’ve seen people break the terms of service by using two common apps. 💀

[fiery sundial]

This one is the more legit route. The second option is questionable.

[dim crag]

oo nice

umich should just come out so i can commit to a school and get on with life

idek if i should reapply next eyar for a transfer

[lucid reef]

yo not tryna cope or anything but like 90 percent of the time good teachers = good grades, hard teachers = worse grades

[dim crag]

honestly real

my schools curriculum is based on the teacher and while im reading constant anthro/evolution in seminar, this other class gets to read shit like dracula

😭 its one of the most annoying things about my hs

[lucid reef]

bro like i feel like ive had easy all teachers all my hs life until this year

and that shit fucked up my transcript

4 years of hard work all thrown away in one semester of dogshit grades

[dim crag]

ive j constantly gotten unlucky at my school

ive had great stem teachers but my humantiies teachers were ass

[dim crag]

no literally

[sage spoke]

wait did everyone get their decisions? my portal doesn’t show mine

[dim crag]

umich didnt come out yet

wuts ur leading choice rn?

[coral vale]

yall

on the michiganinsta story

why are they saying the acceptnace is early april

[worldly willow]

I’m getting in!

[fiery sundial]

I hope I do too!

[worldly willow]

28 rejections is crazy

[spark rain]

Honeslty it would be so stupid if they dropped decisions on April 5th, because that would only give admitted students 10 days to decide if they want to go to the open day or not.

[fiery sundial]

If I get into UMichigan I will personally worship them for the rest of my life and troll Ivy ridge (Netflix abused private school) and put a gigantic UMichigan flag on the Ivy ridge school 😂

Saying if you don’t shut this place down, I have an army

[worldly willow]

If i get into Michigan i will thank God and start planning my umich lifestyle type shi

[fiery sundial]

Honestly UMichigan is my dream school

I got Ohio state but still

[worldly willow]

Type shi

I 100% would go to UMichigan if I get accepted

[fiery sundial]

Actually uga would overtake Ohio state due to scholarships but ye.

[worldly willow]

Oh nice

[fiery sundial]

I 100% would go to UMichigan if I get accepted

[worldly willow]

Why did u apply to so mant schools

[fiery sundial]

So I could get in at least one..

[worldly willow]

Manjfest it

[fiery sundial]

Because when I got my first ever C in junior year I had a massive panic attack.

[worldly willow]

I will get into umich.

[fiery sundial]

I will get into UMich

I will get into UMich

[worldly willow]

We both getting in fr

[fiery sundial]

I will get into UMich

[worldly willow]

R u gonna be in this thread when its dropping

Remember me bro

[fiery sundial]

Yes

I will.

[worldly willow]

Bet.

Gn

[fiery sundial]

I am 100% committing to UMich if I get accepted

Anyways goodnight my friendo!

[worldly willow]

Same

[turbid stone]

When this shit coming out rd 😭

[dapper prawn]

Guys please leave Umich for me

Please please

[dapper prawn]

Fr same

[brave totem]

At what time UMICH is coming?

[wise radish]

Did you guys apply for U-M college specific scholarships as well?

[nova siren]

I think Michigan is coming out after April 1

[jagged bear]

I hope it’s out tmr

I want to be done w this

[dapper prawn]

Fr bro

[brave totem]

Agreed dude

These applications suck dude

[knotty comet]

they confirmed mid april

[brave totem]

Its too late damn

[nova siren]

Huh 💀 where

[deft tide]

they told me its coming out the first week of april

[violet stream]

God said to me its coming out tomorrow

In Jesus we trust

[jagged bear]

I thought it always comes out on the last Friday of March

[deft tide]

ngl i really hope umich lied to me yesterday and it actually came out today

[jagged bear]

U called them?

[deft tide]

yes

also does anybody know if umich will be sending financial aid offers with the decision, if accepted?

[summer oriole]

what they say

not today??

[deft tide]

they said it's coming out DURING the first week of april

[summer oriole]

bruh

so then next friday 3pm

are u kidding

[deft tide]

well, not necessarily, but could be.

[granite flame]

does anyone else have the switch app button on their portal?

[jagged bear]

wdym

[karmic belfry]

It would be weird if michigan releases more than a week after all the other colleges

[deft tide]

yes

[karmic belfry]

So hopefully they release today

[granite flame]

did you apply preferred or to a summer start?

[summer oriole]

what is that

[deft tide]

preferred as in what? like preference to ross school of business?

[granite flame]

yes

[summer oriole]

can u send ss of this

did u get deferred or rd

cuz i got deferred and i odnt have

[granite flame]

rd

one sec

[summer oriole]

ah ok

[deft tide]

then yes, i have LSA Undeclared and Ross School of Business

[summer oriole]

will they give major decision when they release?

i did advance selection to cs

[dapper prawn]

same

[summer oriole]

im lowk cooked

[deft tide]

same

[summer oriole]

it better be today im not tryna wait another week

[dapper prawn]

though chances are high as last year umich released their decision after ivy day

[summer oriole]

changes are high for next week?

or today

[dapper prawn]

today

[steep wren]

is there an admtted students discord for mich

[hardy lichen]

i need it too! add me if you found one plz😭

[steep wren]

oh hey i remember u from the penn mtsi thing

did u get in penn in the end?

[wide pendant]

When will michigan decisions come out

[hard sail]

is RD tmrw?

[deft tide]

i was told by umich in a call yesterday that it will come out sometime during next week

no confirmed date yet

[nova siren]

Last year, did they confirm any sort of date? Does anyone know?

[deft tide]

last year was March 31, 2023 at 3 PM ET

[nova siren]

I know but did they say before “it’s coming out march 31 3 pm”

Cuz if they did then it’s definitely not gonna be out tomorrow

[jagged bear]

no idts

they didnt announce for ea as well

[nova siren]

Oh ok

Well

Ig we wait

[nova siren]

R u in?

[jagged bear]

no i got deferred

did u apply ea?

[nova siren]

No I should have

What ur stats

[jagged bear]

mid i did test optional. also im intl and do a-levels so i dont have a gpa. u?

my ecs r fine i think its just my grades

[nova siren]

1520 sat and I’m also international, 96ish average and my extracurriculars are meh and my essays idek if they’re any good

[jagged bear]

umich ur top choice?

[nova siren]

Yeah I only applied to a couple American schools besides some Canadian schools and the only other option I got into is ucsd

But if I get into Michigan I’ll go

[jagged bear]

i seee. yeah ill be happy if i get in asw

[nova siren]

What’s ur top choice

[jagged bear]

rn my top choices r BU, uoft or UCD. If i get in umich, ill likely go but im not sure

[nova siren]

Boston university so tuff

[jagged bear]

haha is it rlly

where else did u apply in the us

[nova siren]

Just a couple ivys to satisfy my parents

I’m waiting on u of t and Waterloo in Canada

And u of a is my safety

[jagged bear]

fairs i only heard back from uoft this month

[nova siren]

I applied regular for both of these so it will probably be a bit but I should have a pretty good chance based on my grades

Which program?

[jagged bear]

same and got rejected from all

[nova siren]

Same lol

R u from Canada

[jagged bear]

life science at st george campus

u?

[nova siren]

NYU and ucla waitlisted

[jagged bear]

nah im from hong kong

[nova siren]

Valid gj

[nova siren]

Oh wow

[jagged bear]

thats good i got rejected from those 2

rlly wanted to go to ucla

[nova siren]

It’s alright I’m probably not getting off the wait list

[nova siren]

Me too

[jagged bear]

yeah its like impossible

[nova siren]

Engsci

It’s alright

[jagged bear]

oh nicee

[nova siren]

Ucsd is still good

[jagged bear]

yeah ucsd is rlly good. i got waitlisted

[nova siren]

I have family in michigan and was born there and been there a lot so I rlly hope I get in

[jagged bear]

yeahh good luck to u

[nova siren]

Is Boston university the best out of the ones you’ve got in so far in ur opinion

U too ss well

I’m in Japan rn btw that’s why I’m awake

[jagged bear]

yeah i think so. I mean i got into northeastern asw but my parents dont like it

[jagged bear]

oh shit im in seoul ahha

[nova siren]

U have quite a few options you’ll be good

Valid

[jagged bear]

yeah jus waiting for the last decision

[prisma flame]

there are chances of it coming out today right ?

[violet stream]

Ayyy a level gang

[jagged bear]

hate it sm what do u take

[violet stream]

Same here. I hope I get Umich so I dont have to go UK

Wont have to study to meet all those A*s

[violet stream]

Math, cs, phy and chem

Chem is shet

[jagged bear]

YES chem sucks. im sitting here trying to do some past papers and i dont get any of it

[jagged bear]

fr i rlly dont wanna go to the uk

[violet stream]

I literally started studying chem 2 weeks ago 💀

If i get Umich i only need a B for chem

[wet imp]

Does this come out today

[jagged bear]

no fr im struggling to even get a B lowkey

[knotty comet]

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-a-little-trolling-misinformation-toji-no-miko-kaoru-mashiko-gif-24078541

[nova siren]

Bro I made some joke that another decision was out when it wasn’t and I got banned 💀

[violet stream]

Whats ur percentile for AS? Im in the 80-89 range

[nova siren]

This shit cannot be that deep

[jagged bear]

idt we dont have that

[glad sleet]

guys lets see

[astral mountain]

when is RD coming out?

[violet stream]

Thats.. weird. I guess youre a different exam board.

[primal pulsar]

how hard is compe

[violet stream]

Either case may you get Umich and score thy chem.

The pain is almost over 💀

[torn steeple]

yes i applied SMTD + LSA

[worn bronze]

When is decisions?

[stray harbor]

April 11

[hollow needle]

It’s either today or next Friday. I hope it’s today though 😬🤞

[worn bronze]

Oh

Welp

[kind scaffold]

Afaik even if they were going to drop decisions today, they wouldn't explicitly state it because they've previously indicated that early April timing

so feel like it'll almost definitely be today based on previous years

[solar abyss]

Have they always said early April?

[foggy terrace]

yes they always do

[unique onyx]

manifesting umich acceptances for yall if its today

[foggy terrace]

the reason they never announce a time beforehand is to prevent server going down

[plucky cedar]

Bro is it coming out today

Umich rd

[unique onyx]

predicted

[plucky cedar]

We’re in the endgame now

Either I go to umich or settle w Virginia tech

[deft tide]

Where did April 11 come from?

[spark rain]

No idea

Probably a bit

Bot*

[deft tide]

I was told by umich it was to come during the first week of april, no specific date provided

[merry socket]

I’m still holding out hope for today

[velvet prairie]

it can't be next friday tho, didn't they say before april 1st?

[worldly willow]

Why id this guy saying its today

[pastel thistle]

yo what time

[fading skiff]

I thought they said early April

Could be wrong

[hollow needle]

It’s either today or next Friday. They usually release decisions around 3pm whenever it happens.

[violet stream]

EST?

[spark rain]

Yes

Or edt

[pulsar crater]

yay 3am

yayay

I ain't sleepin

[violet stream]

3 hours from now then 💀

[velvet prairie]

certainty?

[pulsar crater]

idk ppl are saying this so it must be!

also im intl so its 3am

[velvet prairie]

same

[pulsar crater]

chinese?

[velvet prairie]

vietnamese

[pulsar crater]

alr

[velvet prairie]

u?

[pulsar crater]

see u 3 hrs later

[velvet prairie]

bet

[pulsar crater]

ayy

[karmic belfry]

The withdraw button is gone so it's probably coming out today

[sharp obsidian]

Good luck y'all

[pulsar portal]

3 pm today?

[sharp obsidian]

Probably

[torn steeple]

isnt apr 1 the national deadline

for decision release

[fossil sigil]

they just need to tell us and get it over with😭

[torn steeple]

so umich should release today unless they want to be special and drop on april fools

[fossil sigil]

3pm is so far away

[torn steeple]

less than 3 hours chat

it flies by when you have a 12:40 ET homework deadline (me 💀)

[fossil sigil]

i have 2 study halls and a digital design class until then

so basically 3 study halls since i got the assignment done

gonna be a fun wait

[marsh cradle]

lmao good luck viola

[livid bolt]

https://enrollmentconnect.umich.edu/portal/campus_tours_admitted

[quartz vale]

whens mich

[torn steeple]

thank you (20 minutes)

[livid bolt]

Do yall get admitted students tour is for admitted students only

[torn steeple]

erm is this portal *sstrology

[livid bolt]

What

[torn steeple]

astrology lol. it makes it funnier to say

[marsh cradle]

yuh

[fossil sigil]

literally me but ok

[merry socket]

Yea hopefully it means nothing

[torn steeple]

are you a liquid

[marsh cradle]

viola are you realistically considering umich

[fossil sigil]

sometimes

[cedar glacier]

Withdraw button is gone

Has anyone said that yet

[torn steeple]

uh... tbh probably not

[marsh cradle]

lmfao

[torn steeple]

think so

[cedar glacier]

Okay yeah I see it now

[marsh cradle]

god i need a win lmao

but it’s ok

if i get rejected i’ll deal

[torn steeple]

💀 i hope that all of you hoping to attend LSA get my shot

[marsh cradle]

and i’ll keep working

[torn steeple]

um if i get LSA that is

[livid bolt]

skme people are saying access denied idk if it means the same thing

[fiery sundial]

YOOO UM WITHDRAW BUTTON IS GONE

[torn steeple]

if you get rejected you will KILL IT everywhere

[marsh cradle]

i’m just not sure what to say ig

[glad sleet]

lets go chat

rahhh

[marsh cradle]

i definitely played my cards wrong but honestly i’m glad i’ll never go through a more confusing opaque process that matters this much again

[glad sleet]

everyone here is getting in

umich is ez fr

[fiery sundial]

Is it really?…

[kind scaffold]

i got 'congratulations on your admission to U-M'

gotta be fake right

[glad sleet]

yea

[kind scaffold]

im signed into my account as well

[unique spoke]

says this right

i applied rd btw

not sure if it says smth else if you applied ea

[kind scaffold]

i got this one. applied ea

[cedar glacier]

My girlfriend got the congratulations one too

[dim crag]

Is that real…?

[unique spoke]

i'm guessing it'll change after decisions release💀

[manic verge]

yueah i was abt to withdraw my application and now i cant 😭

[fringe beacon]

mine says congratulations

[marsh cradle]

no

[sullen pendant]

how to check this?

[marsh cradle]

y’all this is portal astrology it’s pretty clearly a general message

[unique spoke]

https://enrollmentconnect.umich.edu/portal/campus_tours_admitted

[kind scaffold]

is everyone getting the same msg

[marsh cradle]

i’m not logged in and i got a congrats

[livid bolt]

Bro

[fringe beacon]

reckon its fake

[unique spoke]

it's the default yeah

[kind scaffold]

yea was my thought as well

[cedar glacier]

My girlfriend is able to actually sign up for one with her email so idk

[fiery sundial]

If I don’t get in UMichigan

Istg

[unique spoke]

i have no hope for umich LOL

[fiery sundial]

UMichigan is my final hope after the embarrassment of the Ivy leagues + UCBerkeley + NYU

[fringe beacon]

lmao i forgot to submit my mid year to umich i kinda dont care

[fiery sundial]

I forgot my LOCI

[unique spoke]

i didn't submit one either

def a rejection

[kind scaffold]

wouldn't be so certain of that

[sullen pendant]

i was deferred for cs

any chance i might get in?

[unique spoke]

i mean i applied cs so 💀

[kind scaffold]

oh mb 💀

[summer oriole]

i submitted one and am praying they got me

[fiery sundial]

I applied CS too.

[unique spoke]

yep

[summer oriole]

can u send the link

[small marsh]

try using the prev link and click on one fo the thingys in the calendar

[orchid obsidian]

i applied for

[summer oriole]

oh ya same

[orchid obsidian]

the LSA college in hopes i would have a slightly better chance but i doubt it

[small marsh]

mm i guess there's no sign yet then

[summer oriole]

what if ur deferred

[unique spoke]

isn't this technically portal astrology

[summer oriole]

idt thats the case

[manic verge]

i was deferred

[worldly pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990

[manic verge]

i didnt send the link 😭

[orchid obsidian]

did the decisions come out

[sullen pendant]

im getting both

[manic verge]

i jsut clicked on it and found out

[fringe beacon]

yes

[worldly pivot]

Anybody can access this page

[orchid obsidian]

they saying it with so much attitude like damn

[sullen pendant]

ah

woops

thats sad

[pulsar portal]

Yeah ^

[olive cedar]

omg

stop with portal astro

you will be muted

[worldly willow]

Stfu

Who tf cares

[fringe beacon]

💀

[worldly willow]

Its not that depe

[fiery sundial]

Mining away

I don know

What to mine I’ll mine this anyway

[peak flint]

Please let me in

[worldly willow]

Genuinely why does it matter if portal astrology is discussed like we all know itss not a real indicator of being admitted or not so whats the harm in talking abt it

[peak flint]

Please

[worldly willow]

Stupidass mods

[olive cedar]

go somewhere else then

it's not your birthright to stay in here

lol

[cedar glacier]

While you’re here how do I change my roles

[olive cedar]

which

id:customize

[worldly willow]

LMFAO WHAT

[olive cedar]

try there

[livid bolt]

eerrm guyssh no portal ashtrology!🤓👆

[cedar glacier]

Okay awesome thank you

[fiery sundial]

I highly doubt the portal astrology is an indicator because of 18% acceptance rate is crazy

Better than the Ivy’s tho.

[worldly pivot]

Saying what’s on ur mind, I like this straightforwardness

🔥🔥🔥

[worldly willow]

Type shit

Need some reform in this server

Make me@mod NOW!

[pulsar portal]

This is rejection week

[cedar glacier]

If you get rejected this week just so you know this was my breakfast

The food was ass

[pulsar portal]

LOL

[worldly pivot]

FRFR

[fringe beacon]

if its so bad then ill trade spots with u

[granite flame]

cookie for breakfast looks good idk

[worldly pivot]

food is bad here so often

[cedar glacier]

Michigan food will have you sitting on the toilet for hours

[kind scaffold]

felt the same lol

[plucky cedar]

Yo it’s prolly today

[cedar glacier]

Pink chicken 🤮

[granite flame]

oh…

[worldly pivot]

Food poisoning count = 2

[kind scaffold]

idt it's legit man prolly just forget abt it

[torn steeple]

"we regret to inform you" oh mars is gonna make them regret ever informing them

[worldly pivot]

Actually crazy biscuit came just to warn u guys of the food and then went muted 💀

[frosty yew]

do not come to umich

L school

worst school

stay where you are

unless where you are is michigan

[lucid reef]

is umichbtoday?

and if so what time

[worldly pivot]

Have them go to MIT (Michigan institute of technology)

[lucid reef]

why r ppl saying early april

[inland gulch]

Why do you say that 😭

[pale quarry]

Nationalism

He don’t want no migrants from other states coming into UMich

[frosty yew]

just go to UT

why are u in this thread

[frosty yew]

BRO IM FROM OREGON

[pale quarry]

You guys are scaring the hell out of me. If I get accepted in two hours I’m waking up the whole house idc

[frosty yew]

dont do that

[pale quarry]

😭😭

[frosty yew]

just stay wherever u are

its probably better

screaming crying at the awful midwest

[pale quarry]

You actually think Rutgers is better than UMich?

[frosty yew]

is it instate

[pale quarry]

Yes

[frosty yew]

yes

go there

[pale quarry]

Bro what

[frosty yew]

bro you do not want to leave home buddy

home is the best

[pale quarry]

Are you saying that purely from cost or what

[fossil sigil]

i wish i knew what the screen looks like when you get accepted

[frosty yew]

why struggle

[fossil sigil]

ohio state was so anticlimactic 💀

[frosty yew]

home is perfectly good

[pale quarry]

You’ll find out in two hours 🫶

[fossil sigil]

yeah but i wanna know before lol

[fiery sundial]

Wait you got in Ohio State!?

[orchid obsidian]

i’m going across the country either way so 🫡

[fossil sigil]

mhm

[fiery sundial]

Congrats

Me too!

[pale quarry]

no.

[fiery sundial]

I feel like UMich is harder to get into than Emory.

[fossil sigil]

W

this is what it looked like💀 i hope umich has like a confetti animation or something at least

(if i get in)

[radiant hawk]

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

[worldly pivot]

@frosty yew just doesn’t like snow

[frosty yew]

nope

umich is bad

godawful

[pale quarry]

I love snow :(

[frosty yew]

the worst school in the entire world

[fiery sundial]

Yeah Ohio State doesn’t have it ;-;

[radiant hawk]

yes there is a confetti animation with a separate page to view the decision letter

[frosty yew]

screaming crying

[radiant hawk]

bao do you not like snow

[frosty yew]

snow is bad but it doesnt even snow that often

theres no good food here

[radiant hawk]

whats bad about umich then

oh

LMAOOOOO

[frosty yew]

quality of life is literally a third world c ountry

[radiant hawk]

@worldly pivot confirm?

[hollow needle]

Where are you from?

[normal plank]

do we know when umich is coming out?

[frosty yew]

oregon

[radiant hawk]

bao's singlehandedly swaying me to commit to UCLA

[frosty yew]

do that

[radiant hawk]

3 PM ET

[frosty yew]

california is so much better

[normal plank]

ahhh icic tysm

[frosty yew]

actually ucla cant beat kines

but like

💀

do what you will

[fiery sundial]

I would choose UMich over UCLA if I hypothetically got in both.

I NEED UMICH

[frosty yew]

choose ucla buddy

california is better

[worldly pivot]

Food wise, it is pretty bad. He’s just hating bc he’s pretty short compared to everyone here 🤣

[fiery sundial]

WAKEFOREST WAS A DISASTER

[frosty yew]

california is like a first world country

this place is like

vomit

[radiant hawk]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[frosty yew]

im vomiting

[hollow needle]

Ann Arbor is great imo

[pale quarry]

Wtf happened at UMich for you to be so against it

[ancient skiff]

When Michigan

[radiant hawk]

dining halls no bueno?

[frosty yew]

dining halls extremely no bueno

go to ucla

[ancient skiff]

@radiant hawk u got ur decision back?

[radiant hawk]

dude the ucla dining halls...

[frosty yew]

you are going to regret for the rest of ur life

[radiant hawk]

i got admitted EA

[frosty yew]

if u miss out on this opportunity

regret for the next 4 whole years

[ancient skiff]

any idea when rd comes out

also did u get any scholarship

[pale quarry]

What’s your major Bao

[radiant hawk]

today at 3 PM ET

[frosty yew]

data science

[radiant hawk]

no 😭

umich is very stingy with the aid

[pale quarry]

I applied to CAS too oops

[ancient skiff]

today as in March 29

[radiant hawk]

yes

[ancient skiff]

I ain't home rn

bet

[worldly pivot]

Nah ur major has turned into D1 Hating

Even ur own school couldn’t escaped ur wrath

[frosty yew]

hating

more like

fact based reporting

[ancient skiff]

yall think imma get in for engineering 🔥

[radiant hawk]

yeah 🔥

[ancient skiff]

fuego

[frosty yew]

just because you get in doesnt mean you should come

🔫

stay in your damn state

[fossil sigil]

[frosty yew]

home is so good

[ancient skiff]

stay OUT of our state

[fossil sigil]

but gretchen whitmer told me to move to michigan

[radiant hawk]

bliss what state

[frosty yew]

gretchen whitmer is big brother

[radiant hawk]

if u dont mind

[ancient skiff]

hope umich gives me a scholarship

az

[radiant hawk]

oh

GET OUT

[fossil sigil]

you spelled mommy wrong somehow

[radiant hawk]

LEAVE

BYE

[fiery sundial]

Was EA a bloodbath when A2C was preparing for EA at the time?

[ancient skiff]

tell that to the californians

ea engineering was brutal

0 known acceptances OOS

[fiery sundial]

UMICHIGAN IM SCREWED OOS

NO NO

[radiant hawk]

tbh i dont remember

i completely did not pay attention to a2c that day. umich is my dream school so i was like i cant do this i cant talk to other people about this right now

[ancient skiff]

MichiganU

[frosty yew]

rejection from umich is a good thing

!!

[radiant hawk]

I GOT IN OUT OF STATE CALMA

IM A CALIFORNIAN

[frosty yew]

means you dont have to experience hell on earth

!!

[ancient skiff]

👎👎👎

[glad sleet]

Did it alr come out?

[toxic raft]

guys did umich give their decisoin

[ancient skiff]

yes

I got in

[toxic raft]

my friend said he just got his

[frosty yew]

BRO JUST GO TO UCLA

[pulsar portal]

Is it out?

[ancient skiff]

yeah I got mine too

[radiant hawk]

ITS OUT?

[frosty yew]

WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO GO TO THIS BUMASS SCHOOL

[ancient skiff]

yes

no I lied

fucking idiot

[fiery sundial]

UMichigan better how dare u >:000

[worldly pivot]

Ur moments on piazza would like a word

[ancient skiff]

engineering ❤️

[frosty yew]

guess whos actually at the school

buddy

[ancient skiff]

UoMich

[frosty yew]

do not come

https://tenor.com/view/kamala-harris-do-not-come-gif-25102112

[ancient skiff]

UBitch

I came

[frosty yew]

literally

UBitch

[radiant hawk]

bao

[pulsar portal]

Bro is it out

[radiant hawk]

if u hate it so much

whyd you go

[ancient skiff]

yes it's out bro

[radiant hawk]

in the first place

[frosty yew]

the aid was too good

[radiant hawk]

bro bliss stop lying

[frosty yew]

but its a deceptive tactic

dont go

[pulsar portal]

NO ITS NOT

It’s not out

[ancient skiff]

why did u ask if u knew then

[worldly pivot]

Ur Daddy Ono’s not gonna like this

[opal sequoia]

its not out bye

[radiant hawk]

bro

michigan is out

a 3 pm et

idk how many times i gotta say it

[pulsar portal]

BC I CHECKED

[frosty yew]

Daddy Ono doesnt like palestinians either so hes got a lot of people to hate

[pulsar portal]

DUMBASS

After u said

It’s out

[ancient skiff]

ok then why did u ask

[pulsar portal]

Goddamn

I CHECKED

AFTER

U SAID

[radiant hawk]

has he taken a stance on the conflict?

[pulsar portal]

ITS OUT

[ancient skiff]

oh

[frosty yew]

his emails are so obviously biased

💀

[toxic raft]

lol

[worldly pivot]

Yea

[ancient skiff]

well that sucks tbh

[fossil sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/big-gretch-gretchen-whitmer-michigan-governor-whitmer-gif-19854656

[worldly pivot]

Bro doesn’t want to divest at all

[frosty yew]

stay in ur damn state

[ancient skiff]

both sides suck

ez

[pale quarry]

hm?

[ancient skiff]

no

[radiant hawk]

california is not all that pal 💀

[pale quarry]

ok

[ancient skiff]

fr

[frosty yew]

california is all that

[ancient skiff]

gaylifornia

[fiery sundial]

For OOS am I screwed UMich?

[frosty yew]

i visited ucla in the spring

it was so good

[radiant hawk]

who lives here and who doesnt

[frosty yew]

omg

the dining hall

omg

!!!

[pale quarry]

find out in <2 hours

[radiant hawk]

ok the dining hall is kind of peak at ucla

[frosty yew]

only bad thing was going up the fucking HILL

[ancient skiff]

same stars but my wgpa is higher

[pale quarry]

why worry yourself

[radiant hawk]

but still

[radiant hawk]

THE STAIRS

OH MY GOD THE STAIRS

[orchid obsidian]

i think you’ll be fine bruh

[radiant hawk]

AHHHHHH FUCKING HELL

[steel valley]

Why do we think it’s coming out today yall

[frosty yew]

its ok that means you can eat more and burn the same amount of calories

[radiant hawk]

I got in with similar stats

[ancient skiff]

april

[pale quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/stairs-kungfu-panda-tired-xiao-po-stairway-gif-15140514

[frosty yew]

so ucla still on top

[worldly pivot]

Imagine using infinite campus

[ancient skiff]

@radiant hawk @radiant hawk major

what

[frosty yew]

yea

its over for you

thats good

[radiant hawk]

movement science

i got ucla biochem (somehow)

my stats werent even that good

[fiery sundial]

I vote Bao as a michiganzeze imposter 😡

[frosty yew]

are you premed

[versed flint]

They come out before 12 pst?

[frosty yew]

🤮

[radiant hawk]

who gave you that idea

[ancient skiff]

i glazed mich so hard in the eci

they better let me in

[pulsar portal]

Like at 12 pst

[frosty yew]

biochem is a huge premed pipeline

[pale quarry]

so the things that are "bad" about UMich are:

• aid
• food
• snow
  anything else i should add

[frosty yew]

catboys