UT Austin (2023-2024)

[alpine kettle]

u havent yet bro?

i toured march 2023

spring break lol

[fiery pelican]

nah like

ive been there fs but not a proper tour

irony of me living in austin 💀

[alpine kettle]

me with utd

[slate field]

bro just pay for parking or go to a restaurant with parking exceptions

near rio or guad

[fiery pelican]

💀 bro i won a comp. there cmon man

[fiery pelican]

LMAO i forgot u in dallas

[slate field]

then just walk to campus

and pretend ur a student

[fiery pelican]

lowkey right

[slate field]

i go to the PCL all the time

[fiery pelican]

its gonna feel weird doing that tho

[alpine kettle]

why would u need to do that lol

whats the point of doing that

[slate field]

just go into random lectures

[alpine kettle]

oh

[slate field]

like you'll blend in pretty quickly

[fiery pelican]

wait did you get in

[slate field]

yea

[fiery pelican]

MIS?

[slate field]

yea

[fiery pelican]

mccombs tho

goat

[slate field]

LMAO

yk wanna know sum crazy

[fiery pelican]

whats up

[slate field]

mr ahs

[fiery pelican]

ahs?

[slate field]

yea

[fiery pelican]

view of downtown is so good from there bro

[slate field]

bro thought I would go to westlake

[fiery pelican]

tennis courts go hard

nah idk what that is i just run the 10k around the campus

like the cap10k

[slate field]

bro doesnt go to ahs

[fiery pelican]

oh hell na

[oblique raven]

will i starve at ut what's the food there like

[fiery pelican]

depends on if you eat

[oblique raven]

i haven't toured either

[slate field]

decent

its like regular ass food

[fiery pelican]

how smart is ahs be honest

[slate field]

once u get into first quartile

its decent

[fiery pelican]

okok i see im guessing u were top 6?

[slate field]

nope

[fiery pelican]

oh ur the goat fr

[slate field]

not even t10%

[fiery pelican]

i was top 26% hooray!

[slate field]

I was like 16-20 or sum

[fiery pelican]

w

[slate field]

for some reason once u get to 10% over here it becomes hyper competative

not the environment but just b/c the grade inflation is so high

[fiery pelican]

yeah i can see that

[slate field]

like I had a 94~ avg across highschool

and like a 93~ avg class rank

[fiery pelican]

yeah thats p good rank is weird

[slate field]

thats only good b/c the classes here are easy

my hard classes got weighed out with the easy ones

[fiery pelican]

average aisd thb

[slate field]

i mean yea if u give like 25-50% effor you'll get a A

[fiery pelican]

word just do hw and like maybe review here and there

[slate field]

yea basically

only exception to that is calc and chem

and maybe apush if u not good at history

those classes are daily commitments

[fiery pelican]

facts agreed

[slate field]

got away with not studying and still passed most of my ap tests

[fiery pelican]

chem was so bad bro

[wide steppe]

hey what's popping

[slate field]

yea pretty mid

[fast hearth]

The food is ass

[slate field]

last time I had to food at UT was like 5-6 years ago

it was decent

[wide steppe]

the food is meh

not great not terrible

[green gull]

i love ut

[fiery pelican]

bro is still stuck in a2c get back to studying 💀

[wide steppe]

kins is the best dining hall hands down

[green gull]

anyone else doing cap to appeal

[wide steppe]

im done studying lol

[slate field]

[fiery pelican]

personally

[green gull]

chicken

[fiery pelican]

im not studying in the first place

[slate field]

nah but u wanna see the email the ut counsler sent me?

https://tenor.com/view/traewockhardt-sad-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-16591014784735052511

[green gull]

i have extenuating circumstances

[slate field]

prob explain that in ur appeal

[fiery pelican]

fair

[wide steppe]

don't do cap unless you want a cola major

[green gull]

thanks

[slate field]

i needa study calc

[fiery pelican]

u in bc?

[slate field]

yes

[fiery pelican]

yoo same

[fiery pelican]

OH NAH bro

[wide steppe]

uh oh

[fiery pelican]

who let bro into UT

mb

[slate field]

LMAO

[fiery pelican]

nah bro fr whats that 50 💀

[slate field]

calc

[fiery pelican]

LAMOO

[slate field]

u think i can get away with a 70?

ima have to lock in last sem tho

[wide steppe]

dude lock in now

[slate field]

nah its cuz I had stuff to do for 3 weeks and I didnt have the time to get work done

most of these are fixable

doing them rn as we speak

[wide steppe]

ok pop off

multitasking

[slate field]

do they care

if I do pass fail?

[fiery pelican]

reddit says they dont care

apparently

[wide steppe]

wdym

[fiery pelican]

like abt ur 2nd sem grades

[wide steppe]

idk im not the admissions office

[fiery pelican]

no i know

im telling ablog

[oblique raven]

just pass pls i'd hate to see a ut acceptance lost over 2nd sem grades

[slate field]

yea

I gotta talk to all my teachers

[wide steppe]

senioritis hitting hard

[desert steppe]

jcl wraps are so good

im veg though so like kins was hit or miss

[wide steppe]

they're ok

[fiery pelican]

real bro

[desert steppe]

jcl got some banger asian/indian food sometimes too

[fiery pelican]

im somehow suriving rn

[wide steppe]

imo jcl < j2 < kins

[desert steppe]

using banger liberally but like its aight

jcl > kins > j2 imo

[wide steppe]

ehh

jcl and j2 are interchangeable ig

[ancient iris]

im hella offended 💀

[wide steppe]

the slope is obv x duh

[ancient iris]

meanwhile ive never been to ut before

[slate field]

its not allat

[wide steppe]

defo visit if you're committing to ut

[fiery pelican]

mb LOL

[desert steppe]

idk how well youre gonna like UT then

[fiery pelican]

what part of tx are you in again

[desert steppe]

lmao

[slate field]

its a joke

[desert steppe]

or any college really

[wide steppe]

sissy liberals 🤤

[slate field]

https://tenor.com/view/stephen-colbert-liberals-helium-lesbians-gif-3332731

[fiery pelican]

oh nah 💀

[slate field]

nah UT hella diverse tho

also austin liberal af

[fiery pelican]

i mean yeah

[slate field]

all +'s

[oblique raven]

chat what are my chances at turing if i send the admissions office a boogie bomb threat

[ancient iris]

last year was the first year i took ap exams and i didn’t study at all for it, meanwhile i saw ppl w these study prep books back in Dec 😭

[slate field]

turbo sweat for no reason

[fiery pelican]

december is crazy unless self study

cus like i have stuff for stats bc of that

[slate field]

legit unless its calc or chem

[fiery pelican]

real

[slate field]

or physics C

you dont need to study that far ahead

[wide steppe]

100%

[ancient iris]

reminds me i have hw

[fiery pelican]

i would NEVER be in calc bc

[slate field]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-hell-nah-hell-naw-button-gif-658894236480786400

thats my only class of the day and its so ass

[simple pier]

our teacher teaches us stuff beyond the ap test 💀 in bc

like trig integration and trig substitution

[ancient iris]

LITERALLY I DO NOTHING AT HOME, i don’t even open my backpack

[fiery pelican]

same LOL

shell method moment

[simple pier]

but he’s a GOD TIER teacher so W

i don’t mind

[slate field]

i dont open my backpack at school I sit there play jklm and leave

[fiery pelican]

true shell method aint bad

[wide steppe]

shell method was so good tho

[simple pier]

he’s not teaching shell cuz we don’t have time and he thinks it’s too easy 💀

[fiery pelican]

💀 LOL

[ancient iris]

ut looks ugly in the pictures it’s just orange LOL

[simple pier]

bro that burner orange is ugly

wait till i pay my enrollment

[slate field]

yea its not a crazy nicecampus

[wide steppe]

no it's not 😤

[slate field]

big appeal is that it feels like a city

[fiery pelican]

yeah i was gonna say that

[slate field]

more than a school

[simple pier]

it’s not after i pay my deposit

[fiery pelican]

if this was at a&m OH NA

[fiery pelican]

whats ur major

[slate field]

a&m vs texas soon

[fiery pelican]

game abt to go hard '

[ancient iris]

the weird thing with me is i only have the motivation to visit AFTER i get accepted 💀💀. im visiting march 1st tho!

[ancient iris]

houston

[slate field]

good you should visit atleast once

[fiery pelican]

oh NAHHH

[slate field]

but my lord west campus is so ass to drive around

almost died twice

[oblique raven]

??

[fiery pelican]

twice wild

west campus is awful ive heard too

[ancient iris]

just try-hards

[slate field]

texas + small roads is not the move

[fiery pelican]

didnt a stabbing happen like recently

[slate field]

yea

[oblique raven]

i heard yea

[simple pier]

mccombs

[slate field]

its fine just stay strapped

[ancient iris]

WHY, it’s my fav class ngl

[fiery pelican]

business major be aware

[fiery pelican]

favorite is WILD

[wide steppe]

that's why you don't drive in west campus

[simple pier]

REALL

[wide steppe]

ngl im all for walkable campuses

[slate field]

how do u apply for parking?

if ur commuting

[fiery pelican]

u dont!

hope this helps have fun!

[wide steppe]

https://parking.utexas.edu/parking/student-parking

[ancient iris]

YAY

[slate field]

its not downtown austin but like UT just feels like a city of its own

not like nyu

[fiery pelican]

70k students wild tbf

60

[simple pier]

70kkk????????

[ancient iris]

?

[slate field]

yea 40 acres with 60 or 70k is nuts

[simple pier]

60K?????

[fiery pelican]

60k i mistyped

[simple pier]

still bro 😭

[fiery pelican]

no comment

[fiery pelican]

yeah UT is huge

[wide steppe]

it's not actually 40 acres lol

[simple pier]

ok i’m happy i won’t see my classmates much then

cuz like 50 of us made it

[slate field]

[fiery pelican]

does she know

[slate field]

not 40 acres? thats a scam

[ancient iris]

same : )

[simple pier]

know what….

[fiery pelican]

i feel like if ill notice my classmates more often i wont lie

[slate field]

431 acres holy

[wide steppe]

it's around 423 acres

[fiery pelican]

cus like u already know their faces

[wide steppe]

oh oops

[fiery pelican]

then again i also dont notice people often

[wide steppe]

yeah anyway you'll have to walk a lot

which is good bc exercise

[fiery pelican]

hooray!

[ancient iris]

it’s so fast paced but it’s so fun at the same time. like you’ll feel euphoric

[simple pier]

I FEEEL YOU

[fiery pelican]

i do sometimes like fast pace i wont lie

[simple pier]

the challenge

[fiery pelican]

especially when im cooking on frqs

[simple pier]

you acc stretching your brain

and it’s like a puzzle to see what method works best

[fiery pelican]

average a2c conversation

[ancient iris]

spill.

[fiery pelican]

well its like

driving is awful for one

[wide steppe]

oh yeah houston is horrendous

[slate field]

htx so fire

[ancient iris]

EXACTLY

[slate field]

to visit not to live

https://tenor.com/view/dog-hell-nah-hell-naw-button-gif-658894236480786400

[fiery pelican]

LOLL

[ancient iris]

BRUH

i live in a suburb

[fiery pelican]

fair enoug hbut

houston tx

[wide steppe]

L take

as a person from houston

[ancient iris]

houston >>

[slate field]

nah ima stick to what I said

[ancient iris]

does austin have a good Chinatown

[slate field]

fair play

htx chinatown is so fire

[ancient iris]

exactly

[slate field]

yk whats the big dim sum placed called

we used to drive like 2 hours just to go eat there

[ancient iris]

which one

[slate field]

its has like a massive pond in front of it

[ancient iris]

the one that looks like a palace?

[slate field]

yea

[ancient iris]

ohh it’s kinda mid 😭😭

[slate field]

nah its gas

hao gao

is so good there

and the rice paper thingys too

[ancient iris]

MY FAVVV

ive had better tho

but then again they’re oos

[slate field]

lol the best ive had is in mexico

[ancient iris]

MEXICO

[slate field]

its not the carts tho its like some super fancy place

[ancient iris]

that’s crazy

mmm

las vegas and nyc have good dim sum

[slate field]

but the xiao long bao is prob the best ive had in that place

[ancient iris]

are you Chinese

[slate field]

no

[desert steppe]

its crazy even for self study

i dont think theres a single AP that takes more than 2 weeks of studying

youll get a 4 or 5 with 2 weeks of studying for every ap

[desert steppe]

i dont think there is a chinatown

im not gonna lie

ive lived here for like 18 years and the asian food here is lacking hard

[slate field]

yooo how yk crudbob

https://tenor.com/view/dog-hell-nah-hell-naw-button-gif-658894236480786400

[wide steppe]

the crescent area goes crazy tho

[desert steppe]

cs server 💀

[desert steppe]

its aight

houston dallas both got better asian food

[slate field]

lol hes cracked af

esp for this job market

[desert steppe]

fr?

hes going to walmart right

[slate field]

freshman with like 5-6 offers

[desert steppe]

damn

i had 1 as freshman 💀

this year chillin though

[wide steppe]

i have 0

🫠

[slate field]

he lowkey pisses me off sometimes but he's hella smart

[desert steppe]

i was a recruiting fiend this year

[slate field]

yea he got raytheon

[desert steppe]

raytheon is a pretty solid freshman intern

[slate field]

he also has zon final

[wide steppe]

[desert steppe]

how do people get zon lmao

[wide steppe]

i should leave a2c

[slate field]

question is how is he getting it in this job market

[desert steppe]

amazon supposed to be the easiest faang to get an offer from but i have 2 other faang offers and not even an interview there

[slate field]

lol

craziest thing tho is he isnt even cs

[desert steppe]

math majors wilding

[slate field]

yea he's like some weird eng / math major

[wide steppe]

what is he

[desert steppe]

tbh if youre doing anything stem at berkeley you could probably get a cs job

[slate field]

yea prob

we in a server and like half the mfs struggling to find jobs (like 5-6) and he's out here with 6 offers or sums hit

💀

[wide steppe]

what kind of an insane resume does he have

[slate field]

ive seen it

its not that crazy he's rlly good at OAs and stuff tho and leetcode

[wide steppe]

that's weird

[slate field]

Or maybe I’m just trippin idk but I don’t think it’s that cracked

[desert steppe]

cs recruiting is completely random if u meet like a baseline

like once u get there you really cant do anything other than try to network in

unless ur like exceptionally good

[slate field]

Feel like Berkeley name carries a lot more weight than other schools tho

[desert steppe]

debatable

ik people at like t5 cs schools struggling to find internships lol

[slate field]

i mean if ur not stanford mit and cmu

[desert steppe]

nah people at stanford mit cmu struggling too 💀

[slate field]

the tier below that is prob berk

[slate field]

tragic

[fiery pelican]

i cant do this 😭

like unless u mean review and not start studying

[ancient iris]

the key is to pay attention in class

[iron kindle]

AP Japanese if you don't know any Japanese lol

[desert steppe]

ok other than the languages lol

[fiery pelican]

self-study bruv

[ancient iris]

oh, then what the other dude said 🫡

[fiery pelican]

what did he say

[ancient iris]

good question, what DID he say…

[ancient iris]

this

assuming ur not crazy and self study physics and chem

[fiery pelican]

i dont think i can study all of stats in 2 weeks

[slate field]

Anyone get cbhp interview today?

[fiery pelican]

but good for yall

[slate field]

U don’t have to study all of it

Get 70% of the material down and u get a 5

[fiery pelican]

thats assuming u dont make like

a single mistake tho tbh and thats not me if im being honest

im prone to them careless mistakes

[slate field]

I mean u don’t even need a 3

[fiery pelican]

wdym

[slate field]

Dont u needa take different kinda stats for xs

Cs*?

[fiery pelican]

not doing cs 💀

im doing stats + ds and like stats would get me credit for an elective i think

so money saved

[slate field]

[fiery pelican]

?

what did i say wrong 😭

[ancient iris]

stats to me was just reading comprehension with some math sprinkled in lol

[fiery pelican]

true so far thats how its been but like i dont work well with short timme

i like spreading stuff out

[ancient iris]

so real

[ancient iris]

bros obsessed w

[green gull]

ik a guy that alr made turing

hes not auto-admit

[oblique raven]

that’s nutty

turing is extra work anyways 🥱

(congrats to him fr)

[floral knot]

business majors deserve more hate than cs majors

😭

[slate field]

w mo ji

[slate field]

equal hate is needed

cs too stinky business is not an education LMAO

[floral knot]

I self-studied like 5-6 hours of stats in 2 days and got a 3, you can get a 4/5 with 2 weeks

[slate field]

[floral knot]

khan academy 🐐

[slate field]

me with calc bc rn

[floral knot]

damn ur alr studying 💀

[slate field]

im just stupid so I need more time to study

than other ppl im not built like that unless its just memorizing stuff

[floral knot]

calc BC score distribution is crazy

[floral knot]

I'm IB but I imagine history ones (like APUSH) would be insane

[desert steppe]

i mean u learn us history in like 8th grade

apush is mostly a review with like a couple extra units

[floral knot]

that's like 4 years ago 💀

I've forgotten everything I've learned in classes from last year lmao

[alpine kettle]

I studied the entire apush in 1 week during soph year

Got a 4

[floral knot]

built different ig

I would not be able to do that 💀

[alpine kettle]

To be fair my school doesnt offer APs but i did take a history class that covered ~40-50% of the course content but at the time of studying I obviously didnt remember much

Crashcourse singlehandedly carried me

[floral knot]

lol

exams are gonna be brutal for me this year, I have 5 IB (4HL/1SL) and 3 AP

and I've had senioritis since like November

so idk how well I'm gonna be able to study, if I do study in the first place

[alpine kettle]

4 HL bro wtf

How are u doing IBs and APs

Youre actually him bro

Our school is full IB so we dont offer AP classes but i took macro apush ap stat ap gov ap lang

[floral knot]

I'm taking ap physics 1 as a class, and then the exams for calc BC and micro

[alpine kettle]

Self study lol

[floral knot]

it seems more htan it actually is cuz I'm doing analysis HL and economics SL so there's a lot of overlap w/ content

schools are just inconsistent w/ IB credits so my parents wanted me to take them

[floral knot]

where do you take the exams, at your school?

it seems weird that a full IB school would hold ap exams

[alpine kettle]

Yea they offer the exams but literally every exam was about 2-10 ppl max taking it

You gotta pay obviously lol

They actually discourage taking more than 2-3 per year

[floral knot]

lol

I have a micro IA due tomorrow and I haven't started writing 🫡

[alpine kettle]

Do u go to a full ib school

[floral knot]

no, it's like maybe 80-100? kids out of a class of ~680

[alpine kettle]

Ah ok gotcha

[fiery pelican]

goat ok ill try

i got this

[simple pier]

i think the fiveBle cram reviews rlly help with aps

[alpine kettle]

Omg fiveable yea thats what i used that time lol

[fiery pelican]

yeah ill do that at the end

[simple pier]

i think that single-handedly gpt me a five on physics

[fiery pelican]

clutch

[fiery pelican]

someone please remove the slow mode bro

[slate field]

Wen admissions package come in

[loud talon]

mine came like a week or two later i think

[slate field]

Bet I’m gonna go flex

[oblique raven]

oh is it coming soon

w

[loud talon]

prolly

but it might take longer for yall since it was a huge wave on feb 1

so they have to mail out way more at the same time

[oblique raven]

yeah all instate kids got their decision feb 1st

so like 70% of the 12k freshmen?

[loud talon]

yea a good amount

barely anyone got it in dec

[oblique raven]

okok

[slate field]

That’s the class size?

[loud talon]

its closer to 10k i believe

[oblique raven]

i'm overestimating the class size prob theres like ~50k total students

[oblique raven]

yes

[fiery pelican]

imagine getting in to UT LMAOAOAOAO

(jk)

[iron kindle]

Lol me, it was my only rejection

[fiery pelican]

ur all good bro gtech is amazing

oos cs is hard no matter where

[iron kindle]

Lol do you guys film reactions

My reactions look too boring to post

[alpine kettle]

Yes but i couldnt for ut

[fiery pelican]

yeah mine are too boring and same

[alpine kettle]

I posted an update type video

[fiery pelican]

OH NAHHH

[alpine kettle]

I mean recorded not posted

[fiery pelican]

💀

[alpine kettle]

Lmfao i aint never posting my shit

[fiery pelican]

bro said. "erm guys so i got in"

[alpine kettle]

Its for me to laugh at bro not going pubkic

[fiery pelican]

yeah i know i can just imagine laughing at my reactions too

[alpine kettle]

Unless i get into sum insane shit then ima mooch off poor high schoolers

Like if i get ivies or hypsm

You already know we starting kvd consulting

Gimme that bread

[fiery pelican]

LOLLLL AINT NO WAY BRUH

bros a sellout i respect it

[blazing badger]

Should get my rd decision any day now 😄

[fiery pelican]

surprised you didnt get it

[blazing badger]

intl apparently its mid febuary

[fiery pelican]

oh makes sense

[alpine kettle]

Bro this cbhp kid i was talking to got me nervous

[fiery pelican]

gl bro

[fiery pelican]

why?

[blazing badger]

🙏 thanks

[fiery pelican]

ofc!

[alpine kettle]

He said interviews only go to 20 percent of applicants and only half of the interviewed kids get in. Imagine im part of the 50 percent of interviewed that get rejected ill be depressed

[fiery pelican]

bro u cant think that when the interview aint even happen yet

keep hope u got the interview

wait whats good about cbhp again btw, just its resources or what ?

[loud talon]

gotta be the most pessimistic way to look at things😭

[fiery pelican]

fr bro

[loud talon]

like instead of being happy ur in the top 20%

[fiery pelican]

hes got this

[loud talon]

ur sad at the potential possibility of you being in the bottom 50%

[alpine kettle]

Im a hater bro i always find a way to hate

[fiery pelican]

💀 even yourself

[loud talon]

also whats up with teh mit 28

[alpine kettle]

Players play and haters hate

[alpine kettle]

We engage in a bit of tomfoolery

[fiery pelican]

self hate i respect it

[iron kindle]

Isn't he a business major lol

[fiery pelican]

alll the quite more fitting

[alpine kettle]

Alright buddy what do u mean by that

[fiery pelican]

LMAO bro got cooked

[alpine kettle]

We will see about that when ur my employee

[fiery pelican]

my bad bro

[alpine kettle]

Im hiring you in 10 years trust the process

[fiery pelican]

lowkey its possible

[alpine kettle]

If not ill prolly have sold my soul to investment banking

[fiery pelican]

data science is very popular for finance

[alpine kettle]

And then exit to higher role

[fiery pelican]

bro is ranting abt that job life

we seniors chill man 😭

[alpine kettle]

We are starting a startup together at UT and u do the nerd stuff ill take care of securing funding then we make it big

[fiery pelican]

LMAOOO I GOTCHU

[iron kindle]

Can I join lol

[alpine kettle]

Yes

[fiery pelican]

W

[iron kindle]

Imagine this actually happens

[alpine kettle]

Appeal UT

[iron kindle]

10 years later

[alpine kettle]

Or you can just be our tech guy at gt

[iron kindle]

We could all go to MIT or Harvard or stanford. Anything is possible

[alpine kettle]

Zoom call moment

[alpine kettle]

Thats all you bro

[fiery pelican]

^^^

carry on that legacy bro

[alpine kettle]

I didnt even apply mit

[loud talon]

this is crazy

[fiery pelican]

same

[iron kindle]

Lol your name has mit

[fiery pelican]

hes trolling

bro slow mode has TO GO

[alpine kettle]

we engage in tomfoolery at certain times

[loud talon]

all*

[alpine kettle]

Shits so annoying for what

[fiery pelican]

fr bro like no one is spam texting here anymore

get a mod in here

[alpine kettle]

At least im not a boring cookie cutter a2c sweat like most of these mofos

[fiery pelican]

bro do NOT act like ur not a sweat

[alpine kettle]

I make shit lively with my moronic immature trolling

[fiery pelican]

also what is this "The energy is about to shift" bs bro 😭

ur not jaylen brown

[alpine kettle]

Basketball reference

[iron kindle]

Everyone here is cs, business, enginering, or premed

[fiery pelican]

ik but like why bro 😭

oh right u a celtics fan

[alpine kettle]

Bro named the top 4 majors wow surprise!!

[alpine kettle]

Born in boston lol

[fiery pelican]

im not even doing that 💀

[fiery pelican]

bro grew up with the most goated teams in all sports

u lucky bro

[alpine kettle]

Lmao i love the 10 thumbs down of rejected ppl

[fiery pelican]

i got dallas cowboys and the mavs 😭

[alpine kettle]

Bro all the neighborhood uncles bullied me

[fiery pelican]

bros j hating

[alpine kettle]

I could never watch a superbowl outside of my home

[fiery pelican]

LMAOOO

its ok bro yall owned the league for so long

[alpine kettle]

I watched all the pats superbowls at home in my media room

[fiery pelican]

let em cry

[alpine kettle]

Yea its a new shitty era but its aight

[fiery pelican]

tom brady lowkey has grown on me tho

[fiery pelican]

now its mahomes 💀

[alpine kettle]

Bucs tom brady was mad chill

[fiery pelican]

we really got back to back afc teams being so good for what

[alpine kettle]

Lmfao league always got an owner

[fiery pelican]

wheres the nfc at

[alpine kettle]

Ok eagles dominance incoming

[fiery pelican]

nfc is so weak rn bro no good nfc qbs

[alpine kettle]

Be careful what u wish for

[fiery pelican]

LMAOOO NT BRO JALEN "MY SHOULDER" HURTS

[alpine kettle]

This slowmode is acc so annoying bruh

[fiery pelican]

u know any mods that can get rid of this

they removed it in every other channel im in bruh

[alpine kettle]

No clue

[fiery pelican]

brock purdy is the best nfc quarterback 🤓

[alpine kettle]

Lol

I might pull up to campus in march

[fiery pelican]

ngl if sneed locks up deebo it may be wraps

[alpine kettle]

Either spring break or cbhp weekend

[fiery pelican]

idk when i wanna go ngl

spring break sounds like a good idea but they also would have spring break

[covert parrot]

i gotchu

[alpine kettle]

You could legit go tmrw

Oh i forgot im going to rice

[fiery pelican]

thank you i appreciate

[alpine kettle]

Bertha im going to rice during spring break

[fiery pelican]

u right but i dont feel like it rn

[alpine kettle]

Ill send flicks

[covert parrot]

yes

ysend

[fiery pelican]

my friends going to a&m tmrw

lets see if the campus is all that

[alpine kettle]

My sister is a freshman but my dad alr drilling rice into her head

She has a better EC than me alr

[covert parrot]

clearly it didnt work for you

[alpine kettle]

She made it on the news for this architecture project

[alpine kettle]

Didnt apply rice lol

[fiery pelican]

ur dad dont want UT ?

interesting

[alpine kettle]

Rice 5 year program is insane

[fiery pelican]

whats she doing

[alpine kettle]

She is high school freshman bro

💀

[fiery pelican]

i know but

u said hes drilling rice

💀

[alpine kettle]

Yea the school rice

He wants her to go

[fiery pelican]

yeah so im asking like does he prefer rice over ut

[alpine kettle]

Bc of its 5 yr architecture

[alpine kettle]

Yes

[fiery pelican]

yeah gotchu thats what i meant

me personally

[alpine kettle]

UT architecture isnt super well known lol

[fiery pelican]

i cannot make it into rice

so i will not be attending

[alpine kettle]

The top 2 are rice and cornell

[fiery pelican]

i do think i could get into rice if i ed'ed tho

[alpine kettle]

My dad hates cornell tho

[fiery pelican]

why

[alpine kettle]

Rice is near impossible bro

[fiery pelican]

LMAO bro

[alpine kettle]

Depressing and bad location

[fiery pelican]

two people eded

from my school

and both got in ed and dude

they're DUMB as rocks

[alpine kettle]

Lower gpa than u?

I mean UT better for ur major

[fiery pelican]

100% bro

oh i agree

i dont want to go to rice

ur prob right tho i just meant like

[loud talon]

its competitive for med majors

[alpine kettle]

Ppl with worse profile than me got into schools i didnt

[fiery pelican]

thats also a good point

but like

[alpine kettle]

So i wouldnt say u would for sure have gotten in

[fiery pelican]

which schools have u not gotten into

[alpine kettle]

Umich usc

[fiery pelican]

hate clutch coming in smh

[alpine kettle]

2 umich 1 usc acceptances from my school

[covert parrot]

USC sucks

[fiery pelican]

some girl at my school got umich connections and got in 💀 nepo moment

whats wrong w usc

[alpine kettle]

I know a top 8% 1480 kid who got an internal LOR at ut austin from some big name dude and got in

Mech eng

Wait no

[fiery pelican]

do you think he wouldnt have gotten in otherwise?

[alpine kettle]

ECE

[fiery pelican]

top 8 isnt good enough?

[alpine kettle]

Prolly cap

[fiery pelican]

interesting

[loud talon]

only 2 umich?

[alpine kettle]

Legit everyone non auto feb 1 round got capped except 2 ppl

[loud talon]

ur grad class is small right

[loud talon]

isnt ur auto 2 people ☠️

[alpine kettle]

Tf u mean only my class size is 43 we are oos and only like 10 applied

[fiery pelican]

yeah i go to a magnet so like i think like 4 people non auto got into UT on feb 1 that i know (2 ece, 1 mccombs, and 1 rtf)

prob more tho

[alpine kettle]

Yes

[alpine kettle]

We had 4 non auto

[fiery pelican]

W i think we in total had like 15-20 ish i think

and then auto was like 15

[alpine kettle]

1 cns, 1 cola plan 2, 2 mccombs (one of them got cbhp wink wink)

[fiery pelican]

💀

cola plan is depressing

what major

oh plan 2

nvm

[alpine kettle]

How is it depressing

[fiery pelican]

i i thought u meant they got

like cola

[alpine kettle]

Person applied cola lol

Non auto

[fiery pelican]

yeah i didnt see plan 2

[alpine kettle]

B2b plan 2

At our school

Both non autos

23 and 24

[fiery pelican]

holy W

i wont even lie

i think in our school rank

[alpine kettle]

First cbhp in 3 years incoming

[fiery pelican]

im ps im the guy with like the 2nd lowest rank who got into UT

what can i say

i might be the goat

[alpine kettle]

Bros flexing his academic incompetence

[fiery pelican]

DAWG

[alpine kettle]

Jk

[fiery pelican]

💀 come on man im trying

our rank system sucks

[alpine kettle]

Yea texas rank shit is dookie

[fiery pelican]

like i know someone with the same gpa as me but they're in top 10% and im 26%

🎿

[alpine kettle]

Random mfs from el paso and midlands with a 3.5 gpa are auto admits

[fiery pelican]

LMAO have you seen the utclassof2028 instagrams

they all come from some random city in texas

like what is belville man

[alpine kettle]

Some of them didnt get in they j posted

They were manifesting

The audacity is insane

[fiery pelican]

are u serious bro

can they even do that

[loud talon]

ik someone who transferred to get auto admit but didnt get in ☠️

[fiery pelican]

LMAO WHAT

were they not auto admit

[loud talon]

no

they werent even top 10%

[fiery pelican]

💀 thats embarassing bro i wont even lie

[loud talon]

but they switcehd schools (WITHIN THE SAME DISTRICT) and got top 10 people (top 2%)

it just shows how messed up the rank system is

cuz these schools use the exact same grading system

but in one school the cutoff is like 0.3 higher

which is very significant

[fiery pelican]

wild man

[floral knot]

why'd you drop the choso pfp for mudkip

[floral knot]

I'm probs the lowest ranked person who got into CS period

[floral knot]

grade inflation + cheating + way too many smart kids is a nasty combination

[rare bobcat]

are you outside of top 10%

[floral knot]

I'm like 24%

I think

[rare bobcat]

woah good job

[short token]

Omg UTCS people

👀

[floral knot]

👋

[rare bobcat]

👋

[floral knot]

thanks

[short token]

How committed are you to going to UTCS

[short token]

👋

[floral knot]

it's my top choice

UT > bum ivy league schools

[rare bobcat]

85%

[short token]

Yayyyyyyyyy

[short token]

Yo you are ALSO UTCS?

YALL MAKE ME PROUD

[alpine kettle]

Did u get in

[rare bobcat]

ye

[alpine kettle]

Tuff

Auto?

[rare bobcat]

ye

[alpine kettle]

W

Austin

Dallas

Houston

?

[rare bobcat]

hmmmm

idk if i wanna say lol

but yea one of those 3

[floral knot]

he alr knows your IP address

regardless

[short token]

You should never feel pressured to say something

[alpine kettle]

You dont need to say lol

Although they each have populations of like 500k+

[floral knot]

@short token it's worth going to UT just for insomnia cookies

tried their ice cream sandwiches with friends on new year's eve

best thing I've ever tasted

[fiery pelican]

insane bro did u go to an insane school or cracked

[short token]

Eeek if you want insomnia cookies you can get it at a less fancy place like UNT too

[slate field]

Bro just yappin

[floral knot]

my public school's a UT feeder (120/680 last year got accepted) + I had goot ECs/essays

[fiery pelican]

gotchu bro

[short token]

Tbf I got in when I don’t have a 4.0 and when about 1/4 of my school graduates with one

[floral knot]

lol

[fiery pelican]

congrats man

[short token]

We don’t have an unweighted gpa period

[floral knot]

wait what's UNT tho

[fiery pelican]

university of north texas

[short token]

Denton, northwest of Dallas

[floral knot]

ah, I thought you were talking about some random cookie shop

lol

[floral knot]

🤐

[fiery pelican]

💀

[short token]

There’s an insomnia right off UNT campus

Just like ut

[floral knot]

yeah I figured that it's a chain lol

[short token]

Anyways any UTCS questions

[floral knot]

how much sleep+free time

each day

[rare bobcat]

what is next usnews ranking update gonna be

[floral knot]

need to flex on ECE people

[slate field]

just be cracked resume wise

and get 70s in all ur classes

Cs get degrees

[floral knot]

🔥

earlier today I was calculating how low of a grade I could get on my econ test and still end up with a C

[slate field]

💀 me rn

calculating how many tests I can blow off

[floral knot]

worst case scenario is a 50 on it and I end up with a 78

[slate field]

before I fale

fail*

[short token]

Depends on semester and lifestyle

Upper bound of sleep time is higher than ECE imo bc ECE degree plan is heavier

[floral knot]

had a physics test tdy and I had no clue till I walked in the door, senioritis feels good

[floral knot]

lol alr

[slate field]

I looked at my teacher and told him

I was gonna fail

[floral knot]

💀

[slate field]

senioritus hit since teh start of the school year

[fiery pelican]

what major do you tihkn gets gthe most sleep

[floral knot]

I've had it since I finished apps in november

[floral knot]

business

[slate field]

yea I finished most of my apps

[slate field]

chill

https://tenor.com/view/dog-hell-nah-hell-naw-button-gif-658894236480786400

[floral knot]

are you a business major?

[slate field]

sadly

tryna appeal for cs

[floral knot]

🤢

[short token]

Sounds right to me

[slate field]

cant pick and choose

gonna try double major

worst case

[short token]

Actually @floral knot idts

[slate field]

comm majors

[floral knot]

was that your first choice and you got your second choice of business?

[short token]

Business people trade free time for parties

[floral knot]

true

[slate field]

no I did business first cuz i didnt wanna compete with some of the cs sweats at my school

and I was proven right

[floral knot]

ah

[slate field]

but now I wanna switch to cs

[fiery pelican]

LMAO

idt appealing will work well imo

[short token]

Worst case scenario declare a MIS major in business school

[floral knot]

wait tbh you could just take a few cs classes and learn some stuff on the side and then try for a cs masters

[slate field]

ye thats why i applied business

[short token]

To my understanding appeal doesn’t jeopardize whatever is already offered

[slate field]

thats what my advisor told me

[floral knot]

appealing/transferring for cs is really hard so you can always have this option open

[fiery pelican]

true but i heard its p hard to appeal into cs

[short token]

Oh yes

I’d not place bets on that

[slate field]

i got till next month to think and like 100% confirm

[fiery pelican]

im pretty happy with sds so ill be sticking to my major

[slate field]

that i wont jeopardize

my admission

for cs

https://tenor.com/view/traewockhardt-sad-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-16591014784735052511

[floral knot]

wait @short token it might be data science, perfect combination of social awkwardness and easy classes (I'm talking outta my ass rn)

[fiery pelican]

what is bro talkin abt

[floral knot]

https://tenor.com/view/you-wouldnt-get-it-joker-smoking-gif-15952801

[fiery pelican]

💀

[floral knot]

💀

[slate field]

boutta test it out

geek central

[fiery pelican]

cant wait to properly learn stats hooray

[floral knot]

ut rescind speedrun?

[slate field]

PLUG

[slate field]

how

lol

[short token]

Tbf the SDS degree plan is absurdly light

[slate field]

my shit already in jeapordy its fine

[fiery pelican]

stop making me feel bad for sds 😭

[slate field]

im failing a few clases rn

[short token]

Light degree plan = opportunity to take interesting classes

I don’t envy the engineers

[floral knot]

W

[short token]

(I’m coping cause CNS doesn’t have coops)

[fiery pelican]

ur right i want to do a few certificates ngl

[oblique raven]

REALLL

fuck paying 90k/yr

[fiery pelican]

whats that

[floral knot]

🔥

[short token]

Co-ops

Multi semester job placements

Think of it as internships but can be for >1 semester

[fiery pelican]

oh interesting is it like built in into UT or what

[floral knot]

how much does UT help w/ getting internships/jobs

filling out like 250+ apps will be a pain in the ass

[short token]

Somewhat

[short token]

Tbf you’re not exempt from it just by going to a school, even the best of schools

[floral knot]

yeah ik lol

my sister's in turing but did the same thing

[short token]

Yeah… job market is challenging this year

[fiery pelican]

the main thing im worried about is getting experience as a stats major

idk what ill do

[floral knot]

it will be better by the time I graduate 🙏

[floral knot]

you're not necessarily limited to stats

I think so at least

you should be able to do any software internships/jobs

[oblique raven]

wait btw i got into utcs but i got denied from engineering honors, but cs isn't part of engineering?

[floral knot]

yeah

[oblique raven]

was i auto put into engr honrs

[fiery pelican]

thats true but the market isn't great rn

[floral knot]

my friend who applied eng honors (had ece 2nd choice) also got denied

cuz he got CS

[short token]

Did you place a 2nd or 3rd major for engineering

[floral knot]

yeah, but at least it's better than other industries ig

[short token]

Makes sense

[oblique raven]

i don't remember what i had for second choice but it may have been ece

[oblique raven]

ohh okay

tyty

[fiery pelican]

thats true i hope it gets better within the next few years

[fiery pelican]

do you think stats internships actually exist, im kinda worried abt this (this may be a dumb question)

[slate field]

im gonna switch to math major

https://tenor.com/view/dog-hell-nah-hell-naw-button-gif-658894236480786400

[fiery pelican]

💀

[short token]

I’m not too sure about statistics as the title but data science definitely exists

[fiery pelican]

like the internship title?

[short token]

Right

[oblique raven]

i think you'll be okay w stats/ds ngl

[short token]

^^

[oblique raven]

you shouldn't have any issues w internships

[fiery pelican]

okay thank you

thats the goal at the end of the day

[oblique raven]

yes don't stress the major is what u make of it

[fiery pelican]

got it, appreciate it

[loud talon]

what are you now?

mccombs?

[slate field]

yes

[oblique raven]

are you in state btw

[loud talon]

i acc researched this

MIS vs Math

cuz i was deciding between the two

[oblique raven]

i feel like all instate mccombs kids have done deca ngl

[loud talon]

at some point

but if u want to go more into tech/cs/quant etc

Math will def suit u better

ofc its a harder major

but if ur up for the challenge

[slate field]

Yes

[oblique raven]

so you have done deca

no hate against it it's just funny how every single mccombs student has deca on their application lmao

[slate field]

I was president of my chapter

[oblique raven]

fwjifjwuiofjwiofwe

mcclones fr

[slate field]

Not wrong

Hopefully they get me outta here

[oblique raven]

what sorta things can you do out of mccombs btw

[slate field]

Finance

And MIS

[oblique raven]

glorified boss baby fr

[slate field]

Chill

You won’t be talking to me like that

When I become ur pm

[oblique raven]

ur prob not even wrong ngl

cs -> management?

i think i'd kms actually

[slate field]

Code monkey to management monkey

[noble thicket]

how is the austin tech scene? i got in to its ece program, but as an oos person, i dont really know much about the environment of the city/school

[oblique raven]

yoo first of all congrats oos ece is hella difficult

tech scene is amazing ut has really good employment opportunities out of graduation if that's what you're asking about

dm me w any q's u have i'm instate

[noble thicket]

ah thanks for the offer

[oblique raven]

ofc

[low girder]

does ut do an admitted student day or anything

[ancient iris]

my friend has but not me 👹

[fast hearth]

I dont

[loud talon]

i dont think so

theres admitted student visits

but thats about the same as prospective ones

[alpine kettle]

I dont

[alpine kettle]

Nah but they have separate tours for admitted students vs prospective students

[low girder]

hmmm ok cuz i saw this for cockrell but not mccombs: https://cockrell.utexas.edu/admissions/undergraduate/info-for-admitted-students/admitted-student-events

[alpine kettle]

Yea specific schools have them

But UT as a whole doesnt have an admitted students day or weekend i believe

Simply bc the class size is too large i think? Not sure tho

[oblique raven]

orientation mainly

that’s where you’ll get all ur freshman classes and meet others your class

[oblique raven]

what sort of activities did you do to get into mccombs?

[ancient iris]

hmm idk but most notable would be being vp of a ntnl association + maybe being highly ranked in sports stuff

don’t rlly relate to business per say

[oblique raven]

i’ve kinda seen this too- at from people i’ve talked to in cs if you’re in state it doesn’t necessarily matter what sorta activities you do as long as you’re highly ranked + activities are loosely related to what you’ve done

had a friend with a complete biomed profile get utcs

[loud talon]

u prolly would if ur school had it tho

[slate field]

If ur not highly ranked

Go 1 sided