#Stanford University (2023-2024)
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when the rd round is only a2c kids YUPPPP
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yesterday i opened my ivies with friends today i open alone
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Stanford University RD decisions come out <t:1711753200:F> in your local time
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good luck
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havent seen you in like years on this serverπ
I got poll
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Stanford University RD decisions come out <t:1711753200:F> in your local time
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I LOVE STANFORD
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Yβall go check
TOP G TOP g
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The people who are in relationships rn:

let me in
mods prepare the poll
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I alr got rejected from this L school
Thank you Ruby β€οΈ
itβs out rn guys
RAHHHHHHHHHHH
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feeling lovely energy and blessed rn
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LMAO yea i dipped after stanny rea
WHAT
they missing out
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ill cut off a toe to get into stanford
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WHAT
Is it out?
iβll cut it too
Good ucl yall
stop playing its not out
gonna die
Shuddup it ain't
what
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FEAR
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IM GETTING IN!!!!!!!
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IM GONNA GET IN
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i dont see anything
1 MIN!!
no its not out hahaha
Time to COOK
good luck everyone!!! remember this is not a reflection of your intelligence or self worth
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FUCK
Aaaaaa
yall stop playing its not out
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wheres the poll
We are gonna COOK
COOKING COOKING COOKING COOKING
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@bright surge getting an acceptance in 30 seconds
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end of college app season 2024 lets go
WOOOO
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SHIT ALMOST FORGOT ITS ALMOST TIME
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wow. its all coming to an end
finally
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STANFORD 2028!!
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LETβS GO STANFORD
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just gimmie my acceptance letter alr smh
COUNTDOWN TO END COLLEGE APP SEASON
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HOLY SHIT
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choices should be seprated by either | or ,
iβm excited to see this!
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last decision
Stanford = bozos
stanford 2028
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WE GOT THIS
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now until the decision date
good luck everyone π
i dont chase i attract
COUNTDOWN TO END COLLEGE APP SEASON LETS GO
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can someone send the portal link
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Stanford will let me in
ITβS TIME ITβS TIME END OF COLLEGE APPS
GOOD LUCK!!!
ITS 4 PM
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good luck
ITS TIME
i dont wanan check
ilovecheerio asks: Stanford?
1β£: Accepted
2β£: Waitlisted
3β£: Rejected
HOLY SHIT I GOT IN
and it crashed
clown schol rejected me smh
Good luck fellow trees
CONGRATS OATS
waitlited
OMG
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loading
OMG
Reject
the rejections coming in
LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rejected
rejected]
CONGRATS
CALLED IT
CONGRATS OATS WELL DESERVED
rejected
NICE LOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL GOOD SHIT KING
lol rejected rip
React!!
YAY OATS
rejectted lol its ok
SCREW STANFORD I GOT OUT
Rejected with βconvictionβ
Rejected LOL
Rejected Stanford
guys i cant do this
screw RD lmao this has sucked, oh well
Itβs okay they donβt deserve you, everyone is leaving Cali anyways
brooooo why waitlsited π fuck
React guys!!
yield protection π
reject
rejectedπΉ
FR
rejected
No teach schools for me
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
exactly
I GOT IN
rejected lets goooo
rejected
OH MY GOD
CONGRATSSSS!!!!!!
#rejected
@dim badge
!!!
rejected π¦
Waitlisted π
the automatic silence is crazy
WELCOME TO STANFORD!!!!!!
Its over
I GOT IN
@bright surge PROUD OF YOU
right im crying
like no1 got in lol
yikes
π π rip us
All our acceptances please react π
WELCOME TO STANFORD!!! π²
this is crazy π
Rejected
that is INSANE
L school tbh
REJECTED!!!!! COLLEGE IS OVER
NOOOO
UMICH QUEEN
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congrats had
I GOT IN HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Rejected
and that wraps up college season π₯
UMICH SLAY
YASSSSSSSSSSSS
don't worry, you'll be fine wherever life takes you
WOOO
CONGRATS KIRK WELL DESERVED
ITS OVER IM GOING TO THE BETTER RED SCHOOL CMU
BRO YOU HAVE TO FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
I GOT INN
YES YES YES KIRK COKE SCHOLAR KING PERIOD
Bros cracked
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Yayyyy welcome to the farm π²
Lmao I Got 12 Rejections from US, 0 waitlists lets fucking go
56 rejects is crazy wtf π
REJECTED COLLEGE DECISION SEASON OVER MICHIGAN ENG 2028 WOOOOOOOO
ITS OVER IM GOING TO THE BETTER RED SCHOOL CORNELL
congrats to everyone (the three people) who got admitted!!!! π
I GOT IN HOLY SHITTTR
@spring veldt I AIN'T KIDDING WE'LL BE CLASSMATES WOOOOOHOOOOOO
REJECTED COLLEGE DECISION SEASON OVER C OR P ENG 2028 WOOOOOOOO
Llmaoo
WWWWWW
Congratulatins!!!!! OMG you deserve it!!!! ππππ
OMG
Well then bro
i hate this
my internet wonβt work
LETS GO KIRK SAMEEEE
@lusty thicket you got in
KIRK KIRK KIRK KIRK KIRK this is crazyyyyy
alr peace out leaving this server its been real
WWW
the immediate bio change is killing me rn
AYYYYY
peace out
Thereβs been 5 admits guys π
WELCOME TO THE FARM!!!
DAMN THAT'S CRAZY UR CRACKED CONGRATS, JOIN US PLS
LETS GO CLASSMATE
@lusty thicket @spring veldt CRACKED
LFGGG
ew cardinals
Yo rejected
Iβm sorry :(
Colleges Decided for me π€‘ EPIC
NAH FUCK BEING CLASSMATES BRO WE'LL BE ROOMATES
Who accepted
THEY GAVE ME A SHIT TON OF MONEY LETS GO
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WHERE DO U SEE FINAID
i hate america

peace out π
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Bro that's the same financial aid as min lmao I got 5k tooo STANFORD GOATED
@lusty thicket HYPS π₯
FULL RIDE IS CRAZY
MIT or Stanford π€¨
@spring veldt CONGRATS
Imma be real I'm still going to MIT
Same for me but Harvard version!!
what is acceptane off waitlist? π
THATβLL DO IT!!
big sad; extremely sad. stanford best school
Imagine if you deny that Stanford admission offer 5 mins after receiving it
No way youβre leaving our glorious state of California for MASSACHUSETTS
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#rollcrim
lemme go re open my USC and NU acceptance letters to feel better
React!
i think it was 15% last year
wtf why is it that high
i got Berkeley eecs
HOLY MOLY STANFORD AID IS GOATED
@harsh sentinel ???
My dad is right next to me right now and bro's reaction to me getting into Stanford was
"So? You're going to MIT anyway"
they don't waitlist an absurd number of kids
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I will be weaponizing them π
Jesus Christ π Asian parents be like
Oh no my dad isn't like that
period
Bro just honestly doesn't care that much about college
yay
when everyone is praying for everyone to react because we can't believe only 6 people were admitted from a2c:
Rejected π
BEATING THE STEREOTYPES!!
Ok good my dad after I opened ucla was like π Berkeley when?? Bro was done way to bad
W parents
wait whereβs the portal π
Like, bro deliberately decided to not go to college even though he had the option to (he had a scholarship in the Philippines) but decided against it because he hated his relatives
React!!!
@spring veldt congrats
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my parents too they didn't care if i went to an ivy π they said out of all the schools in the USA they knew about, as immigrants they'd want to go to umich the most
same here π₯ (first gen moment)
rejected
the uchicago rd thread lmao
waitlisted
I GOT IN
YOU'RE GOINGGGGGG (RIGHT?)
Stanford RD is crazy
my goat
officially rejected from all schools
YOOOO
Before I open my decision, I'm assuming I don't have much of a chance if I didn't get an interview(?) (I'm In the midwest)
we ll the stereotype for us is parents donβt really put too much emphasis and i mean uh
@hoary sluice CRACKED (also looking at poll results lmao)
HARVARD, STANFORD, MIT
DAAAAAMN
more acceptances period
Amazing!!! πππ
can someone send link to portal πππππ
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hey guys I think I got in π₯ they were inspired
stanford vs yale... id ont know.
Lmao same didnβt even get congrats when I got into the ivies lol
That acceptance on the poll do be wild
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY PLS COME
Yea shut your nerd ahh up
well congrats in their place :) very very proud of u and u should be proud of urself boss
why is this rejection lowkey making me kinda sad
#1135712610847834224 message POLL! POLL! POLL!
Stanny all the wayyyyy
That's a hard choice yess
this sucks
UCLA better
This is a bloodbath bruhy
the finaid package is ABSOLUTE ASS so im going to yale LMAO
Not even 10??
I mean⦠it is Stanford
βIβm not getting inβ okay buddy
holy smokies
As you should ππ
no sameee i only applied for funsies bc i knew i wouldn't get in and wasn't even conidering it but like...
What? Yale is better?
right i literally force my people to be happy, tbh the only name people hear here and care is harvard, yale, and sometimes vanderbilt π
This is absolute crazy lmao honestly it felt like I got into Stanford again π I'M SO HYPE FOR THE PEOPLE GOING TO STANFORD!!!!!!
straight up
Tfw for once I was actually capping
yale is a full ride
6.5% acceptance rate to Stanford isnβt really a bloodbath ngl
They might match though, reach out to fin aid
oats im so proud of you :))
FR NAH I FEEL LIKE A RECRUITMENT OFFICER RN
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Lmao we gotta recruit them to the Stanford '28 server fr fr
Should get paid fr fr work study
is it just me or did more people get into mit from a2c than Stanford π
nah man go to stanford; stanford based
Welp, the cliff it is
:sadge:
I mean a2c isnβt really representative of the general applicant pool
@digital spoke You're gonna put in that work verifying people π Good luck lmao
No, they didnβt let me in :(
they didnt let me in either :(
SYMSYS????? WELCOME! I'LL PROB DO SYMSYS TOOO CONGRATSSSSS
OH MY GOD
19A1W1R + 1 ghosted from community college π€¦
I DIDNT GET IN!!
Stanford Econ is so crazy π
RAHHHHH
Literally same lol, when I told my teachers and friends they were crying yelling gasping but my family is like βok cool byeβ ππ
Tbf Stanford and MIT are matched for Econ π₯Ί
THIS.
Blud is not going to Stanford 
Yea
Aww thank you so much ππ
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Yall they didnβt even have a dunkin donuts on campus i was gonna have to commute for my 2 dolla cold brew π₯±
see you at harvard (I BETTER)
California π©
IβM COMING, ARE YOU GOING TO VISITAS??
they only serve baja blast
Ok bye this thread is making me feel bad π
π u wanna be an admin so u can help?
YESSD
OMG YES LETβS MEET UP
YES I CAN HELP
wtf
good luck everyone in their future endeavors my time in a2c is pretty much over
Me too :(
Okay, I got u, let me give u admin
I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS THE END. THIS IS IT.
It's cuz I have class soon for 3 hours so I can't do much
as someone who was rejected from basically every school i applied to
waiting for transfer results a month later π
YUHHHH
fuck america π«π«π«π«
ikr
yall americans enjoy your colleges imma be as far away as possible from that shit hole
this is me but remove the word "basically"
OH
ikr
i have spent the last 4 years and more killing myself for this and like for what
Daaamn
did you get in some UK uni?
god dammit
donβt let a school determine anything about you
is the rejection letter personalized
too much for a school that doesnt like me anyway
I DIDNT EVEN NEED AID
admissions to these schools is the lottery
not even the acceptance is personalized
whats that
Thank the gods for Duke π€
competition is very high but it really doesnβt define you
period
Rip
obviously but its crazy when what defines u (what youve done for as long as you know) isnt enough to get u in anywhere
no i didnt apply to canada
Iβm going to vlog 
period influencer baddie
dreams dont come true
:( I hope Duke or dart takes me off the wl so bad
Ikr
my tiktok kinda bringing in a little views
They didn't even change the rejection letter, only added an "s" lmao
fuck that hurt a lot
I have been spamming my Insta story these days, should move that to my 12 YouTube subscribers 
enjoy elections america
maybe you should reflect on that. and find something new. im sure if you applied to a school like this one. you are able to achieve many things.
berkeley accept -> stanford reject pipeline is real chat
holy fuck thats insane
berk wl stan reject π
Rejected
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i got rejected cause i didnβt decline my uc berkeley offer
U have 2 ivies π
Damn
im sorry but like its crazy eirher way
valid to feel that way
same
HOLY FUCK OATS
i wasnt gonna get into stanford
I@ SO HAPPY FOR YOY OATS
(i didnt apply)
Are you dropping MIT
Tbh naw
Rejected
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Use that as leverage thooo
can i have your stanford spot π
when you have to go to MIT π
About that
What I mean by more money
Is that they have a student contribution
MIT does not
:3
oats u swept decisions day
mit loves low income students so its a better deal overall
After getting rejected from all the ivies we coming back with a BANG from Stanford
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
theyre gonna treat u like their bbgirl
YURRRRR
Holy shit this is a bloodbath
really thought this would be me rip
but whatever
stanford law '31
man ending college app season on a low note but expected
a lot of regrets but you know what its ok
it is what it is
time to unfollow stanford chat
real
Got rejected
Get that Hennessy scholarship
Worst note possible
alright its 4 am im going back to bed chat
Sorry man.
visiting stanford next week and yale the week after lol
Columbia it is.
but yeah they didnt give me much money so i dont think stanny is worth the extra cash
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Got waitlisted
Hmmm should I upload my reaction video
yes
Wipe your tears with your acceptance letters. Because Palo Alto SUCKS.
This is probably the only rejection Iβm actually sad about
Is receiving the email just now mean u got in?
yeah but stanford is stanford </3
No offense, tree people.
so many cracked individuals fr
i went from 0 rejections ea to 7 rejection streak rd lol so it kinda hurts
yeah bro you can pick between ucla and Berkeley I wish I had those options
exactly fr
yeah true i can't afford stanford anyway
berkeley ftw <3
you have the #1 public university and then the 2nd best one
Stanford wouldve been so nice
Did anyone just get an email that Stanford posted an update?
it released
Ohhh
Nvm I have to edit it first since it has my name and address lmao
when you gotta pay 1.5k to attend Stanford π
BROOOOO WHAAAAAT CONGARTULATIONS U CRAZY
UPDATE: to become the most competitive school in the world, we are rescinding all acceptances to achieve a 0% acceptance rate. This will be the first blackout year in Stanford history. Eat it, nerds.
-5000 cost > 1500 cost
BRO WHAT??? 5K? Wait I thought they have a 5k Student Responsibility minimum. Plz teach me the way π
I gotta say another thanks to @lapis silo for roasting my first paragraph those few months ago
The GOAT fr
@fluid granite did u get in bro
for real
I would be getting a job no matter where I went π
Lmao this is good. Just take in like 1 person and have the lowest acceptance rate in college history
what were ur stats at leats bro
fr
u r so great
thank you sm for all your help essay mechanic
Aw, thanks. Glad I helped you suck less. π§
nah, straight up rejection. was totally expected as an intl/test-opt/mid essays
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You guys did the work. I'm just here to torment you.
unlucky, not to worry tho, u have cambridge)
stats post π₯
ye, not sure if I want Cambridge tho 
ok chat im going back to bed this was disappointing
But thanks. I was rooting for all of you. I still am. Go to college. Change this bullshit. Make the world suck less.
I dunno what I was on yesterday I pre-emptively put a rejection for Stanford on my spreadsheet in anticipation π
Now
WE GET TO EDIT IT TO AN ACCEPTANCE
RAHHH
Does anyone know what the "Stanford General Scholarship" is?
anyone who got in pls lmk if you see that on your finaid as well π
bro u r the best, what r u gonna pick?
ProTip: take a position as an admissions reader for a year, then graduate and position yourself as the Stanford Admissions Consultant. Trust.
he's going to both
he has a time turner
Hmmm sounds like a plan. Deal. See you in like idk 5 years
I'm serious. See ya then.
Probably just their generic term for their need based financial aid
They have other small scholarships for other expenses
see thats what i thoguht but i dont see it anywhere online
Iβm locking in columbia
do you see it in your finaid?
You're hired.
Yeah
But it couldve been a helluva lot worse
Essay Mechanic 2: Electric Boogaloo
ok thank you so much π just weird that nothing online says anything about it
Iβm SEAS
wait
thereβs no core
is the finaid settled?
Lowkey i gotta lock in with that money bro
Or swim test!
or we can appeal?
Oh fuck thereβs a swim test?
Only for Columbia College
Oh you are π Me too πΏ I'll work for you when I graduate from being an admission officer at Stanford.
See you then.
OH FUCK YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF THE MIT SWIM TEST
I've just read your post u r a legend bro, im so inspired, now im about to get that grind going, u r the best
seems from the admit letter that you can probs appeal
The Financial Aid staff is prepared to partner with you and your family to help you find ways to meet the costs of your Stanford education. Donβt hesitate to call us
wait where does it say
Just hire a guy who looks like your ID photo
ahh okok
im trying to see if they'll match other school's aid
Thereβs an actual swim test at MIT??
I think to graduate, yes
If you have admissions experience AND you can speak Chinese, Hindi, or better yet, both... you don't need FAANG to make a killing.
I heard there was a pirate certificate you can get after completing all physical education course but like a mandatory swim test?? Iβm never graduating lol
Omg new dream career unlocked
Just do the student slave-labor thing for a cycle as a reader. It will SUCK, but... it's experience.
Got it π«‘
Then come work under The Essay Mechanic banner, kick back 10% to me, then bounce and start your own thing, whatever.
Ok, back to tormenting juniors in essays. Congrats, Oats, Palo Alto still sucks (no offense, Tree People), but congrats.
There is a slimmed down core in SEAS. You have to take 4 core classes
I got you, see you in 4 years!! (Or maybe 1, can I come work while still in college?? π«£π«£)
im saying i wont be a literature major
is it out
LETS GOO GUYSSS
If business stays on this trajectory and you can think and write at the same time, yeah... maybe. π§
I have a terrible story about that with one of my clients. Some other time.
Guys dm me and I can send u invites for the Stanford discord
WE LOVE KIRK
HOW DI GET IT
Rejectedddd
HOW DID U GET IT???
Does Vietnamese count :v lmao
HOOLY GOT IN
ARE THE REJECTIONS AND WAITLISTS WORTH IT NOW
@bright surge CONGRATS
kirk it was meant to be stanford '28
CONGRATSSSSSSS
THEY DONT DESERVE YOU
Yep!
WE HATE THE IVIES
GOOD JOB GUYS
A2C heroes won
what even is a2c hero
congrats!
mmmm a2c ppl just ate college admissions im so proud of us
CONGRATS! THIS IS SOOO HYPEβWELCOME TO DA FARM
yoooo stanford congrats
Generally the people who others root for
ooooo ic
tyty!!
SPARKLES AYE
STANFORD #1 BEAUTIFUL CAMPUS
HXSD!!!!
Why are there so many Yale/Stan ppl
WE MADE IT OUTTTT
β€οΈ
I WAS ROOTING FOR U SINCE COLUMBIA LL
holy shit i havent seen u in a bit but HOWD YOUD O
PRINCETON + STANFORD + HARVARD??????
I CAN SEE THAT PRINCETON STANNY AND HARVARD U LOSER
SAME U GOT THIS BROOOOO
π₯³
U ATE <33
Because they know how to choose good people πΏ Lmao
LITERALLY BO CLUE HOW
BRO. TF U MEAN UR SO GOOD
@lusty thicket YOU SUBMITTED PIANO SUPPS RIGHT
WE DEF FUCKING DID!!!! Congrats! Ending your college journey on such a good note π I'm so proud of you
NOT FOR STAN
THE DESDLINE WAS SO EARLY
Omg letβs go work at the Essay Mechanic together ππ
YES TRUE
good job guys its smooth sailing from now until the year ends

π«‘
YESSS
NO U R
Lmao yeah good idea :v Working for @lapis silo is da dream lmao (rejected from Columia tho so he'll never hire me. Sad times)
Both of yall are π
You got the west coast, Iβll take the east, we divide and conquer the world 
They donβt deserve you anyways, burn the trees βΌοΈβΌοΈπ£οΈπ£οΈ
Sounds like a plan :)))
(For legal reasons this is a joke, donβt come for me Stanford ππ)
HEY HEY HEY
On behalf of Stanford, we're sorry for not accepting you π Stanford sucks for that
Missing out
@spring veldt what happens to the ib internship
CRACKED
Itβs fine, Iβll get shipped off to the Northeast and finally experience actual snow 
itβs gone
NO U R
I'd hire you as part of the W. Coast strike team.
I AM NOT DOUBTING THAT
Yes Stanford essays are soooo good bro like they know how to get the best out of their applicants (I'm biased cause my Ivy League decisions suck so yeah I hate Ivies now, still coping :v)
I can vouch
Yall I did not get in
BUT I got into a T20 for engineering and Iβm actually super happy abt it
that roommate essay π
Screw boutique firms youβre working at sequoia this summer
does anyone know anything about the stanford waitlist?
@real herald @wintry delta did you guys get in?
!billert
Smiles
Hey my Ivy decisions sucked too. I got WL from Harv and Princeton. But into Duke and Stanfordβ¦
Well shit you got a lot to think about
Iβm super happy with my choices tbh
Iβd say this is a happy ending
No. Im finished
Bro you got into UMICH
Doesnt matter
Oh really man. Honestly I would trade my Ivy decision for that lmao I care about Harvard and Princeton the most, but that's fine seeing you getting in just washed my pain away
and itβs only getting better
Koi unfortunately I wonβt be seeing you buddy
But I got a happy ending
Aw thank you man
Stanford sucked for missing you out
Where are you going?
Yep
And as long as you're satisfied with your decisions, that's what matters
That's is insanely good. You'll do great things!
but Iβm super stoked about it and actually not upset (sounds like cope but Iβm actually chilling)
Thanks! And you Mr Koi better put in a good word for when I apply MBA!
!stanford
Stanford University RD decisions come out <t:1711753200:F> in your local time
Stanford University RD until the decision date
actually I gotta think abt MBA
but yk what I mean πΉ
@slate cloud im finishedπ
It's okay man π« I'll be here for you
congratulations on stanford! what was ur #1 ec
I think it's an internship I believe
If you're asking my ECs then I think you're asking the wrong person lmao my ECs are trash πΏ
No like seriously lmao
cmon you got into stanford
well there's levels of internships lol
was it like T5 π±
Alr yeah if you need a reference of the minimum of getting into Stanford, I'm def the go-to guy lmao
well i guess the work you did is more important
BRUH dont be so hard on yourself u literally got in
looks like ur gonna commit to stanford but where else did you get in
Donβt matter cuz you GOT IN
just curious
Oh honestly it's really not that impressive lmao. So it's a company that no one heard of, did work that most kids can do (trust me the people I worked with in that internship), uhhh idk not that many thing s lmao
It's like an data analysis thing
r u asian
asian male in cs @ stanford is actually insane
your essays must've been very moving
Haha thanks for the encouragement! You got into DUKE! That's AMAZING! Hey my best friend got into Duke too woohoo I can introduce you to her if you want idk if you want to network with current student π
yes CONGRATS on duke!
Yeh I'm Vietnamese, CS, low-income, go to a normal public school (kinda below average honestly)
Omg another Viet!! π£οΈπ£οΈβΌοΈβΌοΈ
you got into HARVARD?
Yea
stem major?
Yea CS, likely letter on International Womenβs Day too so Women in STEM βΌοΈβΌοΈπ£οΈπ£οΈ
Idk how my essays are up to par with other people's, but I know that my essays are the strongest in my application because I know for a fact that my ECs and Stats aren't that impressive lol. I literally didn't care about college before, like Junior year summer, so Junior year summer, I was obsessed with college essays, trying to compensate for my ECs.
INSANE
what was ur #1 ec
Oh really? Haha. I'M IN.
the thing that was like the driving force behind ur app
Cybersecurity internship at a Fortune 500
OMG hi!
Essays carried
amazing β€οΈ dreams come true!
good to know but OMG that internship is insane
did u get it through connections
Sure! Dm me her info
cuz i don't have any π’
Oh yeah same lmao. You got into Harvard?
Yea!! Harvard, Yale, Columbia!!
I GOT IN!!!! TO STANFORD OMG
CONGRATULATIONS! π
My only excuse for getting rejected from Harvard is being Asian and CS. You just shattered that excuse. Thanks. I'm back to denial stage now
Lmao
I GOT SO NERVOUS BC I DIDNT GET AN INTERVIEW π₯²π₯²π₯²
No lol, but my school had a partnership with the company where their outreach department come to our school to help us with career prep and stuff but I still had to apply and go through the interview process like everyone
SAME I started caring ab this process too late and that sent me into panick mode
Yea ππ I couldnβt think of another way ππ
where are you thinking of committing?
But you got into Stanford which is top tier for CS so like ππ
Yeah this is the level of internship I'm taking about. Fortune 500. My internship? No name company and barely did any meaningful work πΏ That's my only clue for knowing my essays carried lmao
you have such good choices omg
congrats again i wanna be in ur spot a year from now π€©
the university I got into is a universal T5 for my degree so Iβm super happy about it
plus itβs a t20
and I didnβt try for shit in high school
so the fact that I even got this far is amazing
congratulations!
tyty
Not sure, they offered me similar aid and also said they could match, so Iβm waiting for the campus visits
OMG Congrats! This is INSANE
lmao but still ur application as a whole was clearly very impressive
Thank you!!
Crazy
go to harvard β€οΈ 
idk preferences differ
Kirk you clutched up damn
Idk about that Ivies hated me πΏ
I canβt believe it
I think itβs less of the name and more of impacts and how you frame it in your narrative because people with more insane ECβs still are not guaranteed to get in
I opened my Stanford decision on the pton campus today lmao
It is in fact very nice there
Congratulations!
Yeah honestly Stanford is the school like for "underdogs" lmao I know I'm def an underdog πΏ For others admitted Stanford, no they're getting into everywhere. I'm an underdog and thanks Stanford for believing in me and giving me this chance
what other acceptances did u get just curious
Honestly Stanford may have rejected me but their essays served as the foundation for me to write my other essays so that Stanford rejection helped fr ππ
did u ea stanford
Yea
hmm when did u start ur first college essay
Thought the world would end but it didnβt so weβre here π€
Yeah lmao and the same thing can be said to essays too like you have to have a balance of everything plus the chances and luck
ugh we stan michelle
sometimes but yeh I get what you mean
I'll prob update them on my website but rejected from every single ivy except:
Accepted Brown
Waitlisted Cornell, Duke, UPenn
Oh you did Stanford REA? Nah they were the stepping stone for your greatness fr fr
Harvard and Stanford essays are oddly similar tho
BROWN OMG
aside from the fact that they're in rhode island i like brown
WELL DESERVED π Stanford rejected you and you bagged Harvard, Yale, and Columbia πΏ F Stanford for missing you out I hate them for not accepting you they missed their chance haiya
I thought of a general idea for my personal statement essay spring of sophomore year, wrote down little bullet points about what I wanted to say on the notes app here and there but didnβt actually start writing until September of senior year
honestly the ea reject was actually yield protection π
SPRING OF SOPHOMORE YEARRRRRRR π
I CAN'T π
If I'm being completely honestly, Brown prob the least expected because I didn't spend that much time on their app. I spend much more time on Harvard and Princeton cause I like them the most π But well anyway ig they just hate me I'll stop being a college whore and loyal with Stanford
Itβs okay, they planned it so that we can divide and conquer each coast for the Essay Mechanic 
yesssssss we stan princeton
Yeah lmao we need to send The Essay Mechanic an application for hire. I need to pay my Stanford tuition π
Yea, I took my Stanford essays and improved it a lot, but they were a great starting base
Harvard and Princeton opping with their WL IM STILL PISSED ABT THAT BUT I GOT INTO STANFORDDD
I like how Iβm not mad at Stanford but Iβm still mad at UT Austin π
this is so funny but I wasnβt gonna apply but @rigid kayak convinced me lollll
HEHE. HONESTLY? F THEM. REJECT THEIR WL. Who needs those bumbass schools anyway (sorry halo)
like who did UT think they iss
It was just a random 4 am thought that I didnβt touch much until senior year lol, I didnβt worry about which college until May of junior year
they fumbled the bag so hard with this lmao
How to get prefrosj role?
Yeah this is so true like after you take some time off the essays and came back with a fresh eye, you'll improve the essays more. I also improved my Stanford Personal Statement and apparently still not good enough for Ivies πΏ
Are you domestic or International? Just curious
Lmao I only cared about college July Junior year
Koi can I be honest with you
Oh yeah same question
FR
I spent all of high school just sleeping in bed and played Minecraft π
Yea, definitely, like my Ivy essays are ten times better than Stanford lol, and Iβm domestic
Honestly me but with TV shows
Up at the very top of the channels list, thereβs a channels & roles tab
And scroll down to the education level combo box
π It's fine bro live your best life. At the end of the day, it's all about being happy fs.
https://www.instagram.com/p/C5E2ciVvGHO/
The Fisherman and the Stanford MBA. Here's a wise story--with an untraditional take from me--that may help you think about your college decisions ... and life.
The original story may have come from Heinrich BΓΆll's 1963 piece: "Anecdote Concerning the Lowering of Productivity."
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Yup got it
oh nice
Yeah this is an awesome outcome for me tbh
honestly as soon as summer starts im drafting my essays
Oh no wonder you got in then. Congrats again! I'll send a friend request and we'll work for The Essay Mechanic 
honestly i might draft them after aps so i can talk with my english teacher
@spring osprey Oh wait you're Wendy's friend? Didn't know that lmao
Yea π€π€
WAIT Wen??
I came to my AP Lit teacher at start of senior year with a 2k word essay and after 3 meetings we fixed it to the final draft today π€π€
Yea!!
I love Wen
Minecraft π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
iconic
Me too, I got her on LinkedIn ππ
2k is unreal that is very cool
wait so how did you land that fortune 500 internship
He was like βgirl whatβ
We joked about it so much ππ
I mean I applied, interviewed, and got the job??
I donβt have any specific tips lol
like was it remote?
I literally got in2 all my colleges on my writing skillz but I was STRUGGLING with that essay lmao
She lives in TX yk
did anyone get in
It was in-person. Sounds cringy but just be yourself and donβt be afraid to admit something you donβt know. The company has a value of hiring people for their personality because you can always train people for the skills
Yea, I competed in debate with people from her school before 
dang that must've been a big time commitment
Oh!!
It was during the summer for 8 weeks and only 24 hrs per week so not much
oh i see
nice
is ur area competitive or not
Yea I think so, 17 accepted out of 278
6.115% acceptance rate
that's crazy
2 people from my school got into harvard this year one rea one rd and we aren't even competitive π
My friend from a magnet school got rejected Harvard ππ
I got her LinkedIn too. What a fucking nerd π
All of those 5 on APs scores bruh
A2C Networking
You can probably find me from her connections too π«£π«£
But who got #2 in the world on ap physics?
π How TF did you remember
real
Oh
me
Probably exactly what they did when they saw my application
Probably still MIT lmaooo
Oh well we tried
When they saw my application written at 2 am
LOL HALO
I think u just connected w me on LinkedIn
Wait really ππ
I THINKβ¦
Wait who are you ππ
Gotchu gotchu
lmao real
LETSS GOOO BROOO
I KNEW
where?
Oh well we triedπππ
A2c networking
YOOO thank you for convincing Kirk holy you're goated
You should accept my LinkedIn follow request π
The ending scene of an A2C movie is all the A2Cers meet up at the colleges ππ
@rigid kayak did you see which school I sent?
LinkedIn got that A2C algorithm, it just knows 
Meetup at GS/Meta/Whatever big company
Alr accepted lmao
wwwww (I got denied)
Wait DEADASS?
ππππ
Yeppppp
My marks were prob too low for Stanford I figure
College is a fucking scam
idek anymore bro
how to be purple ? π§
Channels and roles
bruh
truly
I will be applying again for grad school
probably same tbh
best believe
see you in 4 
Oh god
I just realized that I'm actually get a note from my AO with my Stanford package
That's honestly what I'm most excited for π
WE GOING TO SCHOOL TG LMFAO
Omg same
CANT WAIT
WAIT WHAT
AHHHHHH IVE ALWAYS ALWANTED A PERSONAL NOTE
Stanford AOs give you a personalized note with your admit package π₯Ί
Yepppp
I will bawl once I read it
is there a discord server for admitted students?
Do all schools do it
Like dyk if Duke does