Stanford University (2023-2024)

[bright surge]

I got like 3/27 of the QB schools I applied to

☠️

[alpine plume]

cuz qb doesnt let you change them

[uneven marlin]

one of those being MIT tho

[bright surge]

Half rejects half waitlists after that

[wintry tapir]

wait they make you apply to rd with the same essays?

[alpine plume]

me with 1/32 😭

[heady pine]

duke 🤡 well almost all IMO IOI medalists got rejected/waitlisted from all ivies idk what happened

[uneven marlin]

peaked early like wayne rooney

[alpine plume]

yep

[bright surge]

True but still overall it's pretty fucked

[wintry tapir]

hail naur im leaving questbridge then ❤️

[rare herald]

i actually wish i did QB. i could've explained my background/circumstances more and possibly matched to a college. i know it's flawed but it can definitely help certain people

[heady pine]

idk is it bad if i just send the same updates from last month lmao? cause just sending im interested is too little

[elfin prawn]

what reps? like admission reps for my region?

[rare herald]

yes

[elfin prawn]

i’m gonna have to cook up at loci

[pine rain]

i had a lot of waitlists too

[uneven marlin]

maybe but people dont ask the overall they ask where you go
and where you go is just 1 school

[pine rain]

its fine

idk

[alpine plume]

i feel like the part where it lists your family income on your application ends up hurting you 😭

[spring veldt]

At the end of the day we’re going to some of the top schools in the Country. We don’t REALLY need more than one acceptance

[pine rain]

wait abe and oats

lowkey

[bright surge]

Real after UCLA everything went downhill

[pine rain]

i have a friend who's going to be a junior next year

[bright surge]

True

[pine rain]

when he's a senior can i tell him to ask you guys

for help with qb

cuz he seems academically motivated

[bright surge]

You only need one 🗣️

[heady pine]

🫂 congrats on colubmia tho, u deserved it

[pine rain]

thank you! i hope you get in someplace you're happy with too

[alpine plume]

sure i wasted like half this year on it so im down to pass on the stuff

[elfin prawn]

my head cannon is i got waitlisted so they could see what my final physics grade is and see if the c was a fluke😭😭

[uneven marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/jamie-vardy-kiss-soccer-football-gif-18602381

just one

[bright surge]

I think after UCLA I got waitlisted/rejection from every school except Williams

[rare herald]

oooh yeah thats why they have quotas

[bright surge]

Wild

[spring veldt]

Wait u got into Williams?

[uneven marlin]

did you sweep the UCs?

[bright surge]

20+ schools straight pretty much

[spring veldt]

Congrats!

[pine rain]

reminds me of that cursed roger federer moment

[bright surge]

Yeah they gave me a shit ton of money too

[rare herald]

honestly i'm feeling pretty bad rn because the ivy waitlist that i did get is almost impossible to get off of.

[bright surge]

UC Irvine and Berkeley waitlisted me but I got into all the other UCs I applied to yeah

[heady pine]

do u think Amherst College is worth going to for Comp Science? (their thread is dead)

[knotty kelp]

stanny stanny stanny stanny stanny

[spring veldt]

Which?

[pine rain]

top five moments from disaster

[uneven marlin]

also good on williams

[rare herald]

penn cas

[bright surge]

UC Berkeley is understandable but honestly UC Irvine was just weird

[spring veldt]

Oh lord

[uneven marlin]

irvines just dumb and berkeley understandable

irvine allegedly rejected our harvard admit

[knotty kelp]

pls stanny

[uneven marlin]

i dont even know how

[rare herald]

smh i wish i got rejected at penn and waitlisted at cornell because then i would actually have a chance at going

[bright surge]

Bro they rejected 99% of the MIT admits I know of

☠️

[spring veldt]

Hey you never know

[alpine plume]

im still grateful that i did qb cuz i prob wouldnt have applied to colby otherwise

[inland brook]

irvine was insane for in state applicants

[uneven marlin]

i got scared after the irvine rejection but now im chill

[pine rain]

wait this is unrelated but

[spring veldt]

Princeton’s taking me off their WL frrrr

[pine rain]

has anyone heard of the chicken mcnugget theorem

[uneven marlin]

the most dumb schools were long beach and SDSU
how do i not get those but i get berkeley

[alpine plume]

ik someone who got off wharton wl its possible

[uneven marlin]

i aint complaining but damn

[bright surge]

My friend got crushed by most UCs but ended up coming out on top with Berkeley and Irvine in the end

So it's chill

[inland brook]

i got wl csulb and calpoly slo

😭

[uneven marlin]

ah i was rejected san diego state but waitlisted LB

[kind sierra]

but u got into harvard and yale?

[pine rain]

honestly i feel like college admissions is just so fucked in gneeral

[uneven marlin]

united by LB waitlist

[kind sierra]

it was yield protection

[uneven marlin]

i agree

[pine rain]

im glad everyone came out of this a toughened (and hopefully happy) veteran!

[knotty kelp]

i got WL UCB

[heady pine]

me

[pine rain]

congratulations!

[knotty kelp]

ty!

[uneven marlin]

im just glad i got the last T20 i had left

[pine rain]

you were deferred princeton initially right

[knotty kelp]

but i still want cali weather

[bright surge]

CSUs are not holistic, i.e just grades, while UCs are holistic

[pine rain]

i might remember the wrong people

[knotty kelp]

stanny please

[rare herald]

lots of people got humbled hard yesterday

[bright surge]

The difference creates some odd results

[spring veldt]

u should go to Stanford

[pine rain]

ong

[spring veldt]

or Cornell

[uneven marlin]

that explains
my grades are NOT good but my PIQs are

[spring veldt]

Princeton sucks FR

[pine rain]

i got humbled hard yesterday im ngl

[bright surge]

I managed to sweep the CSUs tho, which is nice

[pine rain]

why did i get so many waitlists

like come on just accept me

[spring veldt]

Me too

[knotty kelp]

yes, please stanny

[spring veldt]

Everyone was like Kirk’s gonna sweep

[knotty kelp]

also MIT reject :/

[rare herald]

i guess, i'm just going to plan my future out at mac for now.

[pine rain]

i still think columbia was a good clutch though

[spring veldt]

I felt bad

[pine rain]

i was MIT WL

[spring veldt]

DUKE CLUTCHED FOR ME

[pine rain]

i think it means nothing

[knotty kelp]

i wish i applied to Brown now that i heard fo their grade inflation 💀

[pine rain]

ong

[pine rain]

i got waitlisted brown

[spring veldt]

imagine if we got nothing yesterday Billert

[pine rain]

i feel like brown is good

[pine rain]

bro

[spring veldt]

At least we got one

[pine rain]

id be so fucking like

[knotty kelp]

brown is good they have grade inflation

[pine rain]

IJEQORIJQEROIJ

[spring veldt]

IK

[pine rain]

dude i would like

fucking

[bright surge]

Tbh there's a pattern with MIT admits

[pine rain]

actualyl i cant say it

nvm

[spring veldt]

Ik what u mean

[knotty kelp]

whats the pattern

[bright surge]

There's always a bunch of kids who get MIT but get destroyed by the ivies, but also some kids who sweep the ivies but get handed an L by MIT

[pine rain]

they bench 500 pounds, are super handsome and are filipino and their discord names have four letters

[knotty kelp]

lol yea

[pine rain]

meanwhile me who got fucked by both

[bright surge]

Shush

[spring veldt]

I have a friend who got MIT Stanford Harvard and Yale and im just like…

[knotty kelp]

i applied cornell 7 days late as a joke and still got in 💀

[alpine plume]

stop describing my husband

[bright surge]

The gossip is wild

[lone sparrow]

gg yall

[knotty kelp]

gg

[bright surge]

Yeah there are a few exceptions 💀

[pine rain]

why call it gossip when it is in fact informational journalism!

[lone sparrow]

only stanford left but surely its over

[bright surge]

They're legit so cracked

[spring veldt]

She was also very clearly the best person in her state

[pine rain]

wait i saw someone who got that on my insta

[lone sparrow]

Waitlisted/ rejected from all reaches gang>

[pine rain]

i forgor who

[spring veldt]

DM

[rare herald]

.

😭

[uneven marlin]

why chatgpt

[bright surge]

Bro I saw way too many kids do that on insta

[uneven marlin]

where is a california state flag emoji bruh

[heady pine]

internationals were crazy this year 😭

[uneven marlin]

do it not exist

[bright surge]

Though tbf it's biased since the only people posting are the ones with good results

[uneven marlin]

^

[pine rain]

nah it was the same person

[knotty kelp]

💀💀💀

[spring veldt]

It’s so annoying

[karmic pebble]

Y’all

[pine rain]

harvard wouldve been a W

[karmic pebble]

Imma sleep through decisions

[pine rain]

columbia's fine with me too

[lusty thicket]

i mean it only takes one

sweeps don’t rly matter

[uneven marlin]

^

one is good bruh

[spring veldt]

Yuh

[elfin prawn]

fr

[bright surge]

Said the sweeper
But seriously though this is super true

[uneven marlin]

a lot of people would kill for just one

one T20

[bright surge]

You're only gonna go to one school in the end so

[uneven marlin]

one ivy

[bright surge]

We ball

[uneven marlin]

one top school

[spring veldt]

Yeha the sample is extremely biased

[pine rain]

i almost didnt get one and it didnt dawn on me until like

today

💀

i filmed a reaction video

[spring veldt]

Like 95% of people didn’t get a single IVY equivalent

[pine rain]

literally it was just me being like

deadpan

[spring veldt]

LOL my video is SCUFFED

[pine rain]

"oh, i got waitlisted, aw man."

[uneven marlin]

honestly same
i did have other good schools but i knew if berk said no that was it for the A2C -> T20 pipeline i envisioned

[elfin prawn]

i regret not applying to some uc’s ngl. I just didn’t think i would get any aid as a oos student who’s prolly full pay

[spring veldt]

I opened Duke first and thought I was gonna sweep

LMFOA

[uneven marlin]

you most likely wouldve gotten no aid other than regents possibly

[bright surge]

My video is a tragedy

[chrome wave]

https://tenor.com/view/nfl-lions-matthewstafford-detroit-highfive-gif-26892793

[uneven marlin]

i wish i did a vid but i just opened it on facetime

[elfin prawn]

yeah but i regret not applying to have the chance bc no other schools gave me money anyways

[lusty thicket]

I levitated in my video 😭

[pine rain]

"why is there a black screen? fumbles around for 5 minutes oh, i got accepted columbia i think? what is this video? calls parents in to watch the video did i get in? does the video mean i got in? i think thats what congratulations means. oh well, yay! time to check duke duke website promptly crashes"

[spring veldt]

HSXD SEND ME UR VIDEO

[elfin prawn]

should’ve applied to ucb ucla and ucsd

[spring veldt]

LOLLL

[lusty thicket]

LMAOOO ILL SEND A SS

[bright surge]

I filmed two videos lmaooo

[jolly leaf]

I’m gonna cut a tree down if Stanford says no

[bright surge]

One with my face and one screen capture

My MIT reaction video was funnier tho

[spring veldt]

Guys im getting into Stanford

I know it

[bright surge]

I opened that decision in school

[spring veldt]

I feel it

[pine rain]

showing everyone that 500 pound bench face

[bright surge]

💀

[uneven marlin]

lmfao

[spring veldt]

Oats abt to get in after talking abt his hot friend

[lusty thicket]

I lowk forgot it’s in two hours

[white mortar]

same LOL

[bright surge]

Shuddup I don't even know where y'all got this idea from smh smh

[uneven marlin]

my last decision is in like 2 weeks bruh

howard university

[pine rain]

dawg ur a discord mod ofc you bench 500 pounds

[bright surge]

To be fair its not like you particularly need to care 💀

[elfin prawn]

same

[bright surge]

☠️

[lusty thicket]

hello MIT..

[uneven marlin]

would you go if you got in?

[elfin prawn]

but i’ve just moved on from howard ngl

[pine rain]

its either you weigh 500 pounds or you bench 500 pounds

[elfin prawn]

if they give more money than morehouse

[bright surge]

Massachuwusetts Instituwute of Technowogy

[spring veldt]

Stanford WL is cracked too

1% if applicants

[bright surge]

Alas, I am neither

[uneven marlin]

ah so rn morehouse is the top choice?

[dim badge]

Hello oats

[bright surge]

I might end up going to the gym in college tho I need to actually get active ☠️

[uneven marlin]

whats ur major

[bright surge]

Hello L- Brandon :3

[elfin prawn]

it’s between umd (no money oos), morehouse (12.5k a yr), bc i didn’t get into any reaches, if howard gives me more money than morehouse then it’ll prolly take its spot

[pine rain]

nah, i'm telling you oats is as cracked as he is jacked. saw him benching 696 pounds while designing the statue of liberty the other day. asked him what he was doing, he said "being better than you," and walked out with an explosion.

[bright surge]

Civil and Environmental Engineering or Economics

Probably a double major

[uneven marlin]

i see
morehouse was decent but my gripe is that the food at times is very not good
howard is a lovely campus tho

[spring veldt]

I’m Econ + EnvSE at stanford

[uneven marlin]

best hbcu campus out of the 8 ive been on

[night frost]

4

[pine rain]

civil engineering based

[night frost]

!stanford

[meager eagle]

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[lusty edge]

!stanford

[pine rain]

just find a good job not in government

[meager eagle]

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[bright surge]

Based

[uneven marlin]

!stanford

[meager eagle]

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[spring veldt]

@night frost

[pine rain]

congratulations on your admission!

[bright surge]

OK y'all needa stop spamming the command

[night frost]

kirk you are the best duke advertiser ever

[spring veldt]

Say it again in 2 hours and 15 min

[uneven marlin]

fuck me

[elfin prawn]

if i get into NU it changes the game tho, and if stanford then ill auto accept stanford cause its a sign from the heavens (i am not joking) @uneven marlin

[uneven marlin]

that looks great

[uneven marlin]

sometimes signs from the heavens come late

[night frost]

AH OK I'M ACTUALLY EXCITED ABOUT DUKE NOW. lowkey i think i just wasn't as hype yesterday 'cause i was so tired from being stressed out about decisions lmao

[spring veldt]

I genuinely love the school so much. It’s the best fit for me. My prestige whore side wants Harvard or Princeton but Duke is where I’d thrive

[pine rain]

last person to not spam the command gets a lamborghini

[elfin prawn]

NU may be that sign

[uneven marlin]

call me chandler

!stanford

[meager eagle]

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[pine rain]

💀

okay im going to start warning for excessive usage now

y'all get 2 uses

[uneven marlin]

why not 3

3 lives

[pine rain]

idk

cuz we have two hands

and two thumbs

and two eyes

[uneven marlin]

i have 3

[pine rain]

and two brains

and two appendixes

and two noses

like a normal human being

[night frost]

the world KNEW they knew

meanwhile me in my duke interview be like
interviewer: why do you want to go to duke
me: ummmmmm...there's....uh...a cool lab?
interviewr: ...

[karmic pebble]

!stanford

[meager eagle]

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[uneven marlin]

my princeton interviewer asked me about among us

[night frost]

i'm sorry what

[uneven marlin]

the one college interview i got

[primal valley]

well what did you tell him about among us

[spring veldt]

My Stanford interview was 2 hours long

[uneven marlin]

so i have a decent PC/recording set up you can see on camera

so during the zoom call he noticed and was like

oh yeah do you play among us with your set up haha my kids play among us

do you enjoy among us

[frozen gale]

!stanford

[meager eagle]

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[pine rain]

my duke interviewer's name was literally along the lines of skibidi chad im not even joking

i changed one word

in his name

but it was an equally funny word

[uneven marlin]

skibidi johnson?

[karmic pebble]

You mean letter?

[pine rain]

word

[uneven marlin]

john chad?

[pine rain]

like the first/last name

[uneven marlin]

david chad

jonathan chad

brooklyn chad

[pine rain]

dawg

both names were funny

[karmic pebble]

Chad thunderstorm

[pine rain]

like gen alpha slang

[uneven marlin]

this shit made me laugh

[pine rain]

they were literally gen alpha slang

[night frost]

this can't be real

[uneven marlin]

bussing chad

[karmic pebble]

I’m a joke ask the ivies

[pine rain]

nah it's literally real

i changed his name slightly so you wouldnt know where i live

but yea

[uneven marlin]

no source required i believe you

(youll get stanny)

[karmic pebble]

I pray

[pine rain]

honestly you know what

[night frost]

my stanford intevriewer was so nice t-t she kept complimenting me and i was just so flustered

[pine rain]

it doesnt even matter

i know i say this as someone who got into an ivy

but like

[karmic pebble]

I’m probably gonna sleep through stanny

[pine rain]

fuck this shit bro

[spring veldt]

it doesn’t matter fr

[karmic pebble]

Anyone wanna do some last minute review of my supps

[spring veldt]

sure turkey

[pine rain]

nah dont

[spring veldt]

I’m bored

[pine rain]

literally odnt

please

you're going to doubt yourself

so much

even if kirk says they're good

[errant fox]

bruh

[spring veldt]

I’m gonna glaze u either way

[pine rain]

you'll wonder if he was just being nice

[spring veldt]

LOL

[errant fox]

Don't

[night frost]

jesus christ t-t

i feel

so sorry for him

[uneven marlin]

why

whats the point

[karmic pebble]

Be nice Kirk

[uneven marlin]

it doesnt matter

[hollow comet]

omg hi again!! congrats on duke!!

[karmic pebble]

BE INCREDIBLY NICE

[night frost]

fr. personal rule never reread until after decisions

[night frost]

omg hii! tysm :D

[hollow comet]

@night frost our connections go crazy from uchi to here 😭

[uneven marlin]

i thought my PIQs were so ass

until i reread them

i cooked without knowing i cooked

[hollow comet]

help my why —— school essays were smth

not a good smth

[karmic pebble]

I just burned the whole place down

[uneven marlin]

whats ur top choice as of now tho

[night frost]

PFFTT FR. they're just redirecting us to greater things 😌

[subtle dune]

aaaaaaaaaa

stanford save me

[uneven marlin]

man fuck uc hicago i can get into another uc where ill get kidnapped

[sturdy cloud]

Riverside might be a good spot

[hollow comet]

not me

[night frost]

HELP

[digital spoke]

GOOD LUCK PEEPS

[night frost]

NAH TRUST STANNY

wait did you apply to stanny

[karmic pebble]

Y’all kirk is singing praises

[uneven marlin]

you took the words 5 months from now out of my mouth

[night frost]

i did not think this through

[sturdy cloud]

You’re cooked

[bright surge]

St. Anford moment

[uneven marlin]

anyways i know im not getting into stanford fr

[hollow comet]

yes 🙂 and hopefully 🤞

i hate how discord converts : )

[trail remnant]

!stanford

[meager eagle]

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[night frost]

guys im hallucinating a fish smell what is going on

[uneven marlin]

if you go in settings you can turn it off

[night frost]

um

[night frost]

we'll see eachother in palo alto trust o7

[trail remnant]

something in your house is a risk of electrical fire possibly

[karmic pebble]

Something fishy going on in admissions

[uneven marlin]

electric wiring is smoldering

[uneven marlin]

^

[night frost]

UHHHH

SHIT WHAT DO I DO

[uneven marlin]

dont turn on any lights and run out of the house if the smell gets worse

[karmic pebble]

Close the cables

[knotty kelp]

stanford PLS

[night frost]

wait lemme check if my parents can smell it

[trail remnant]

turn off breaker

[hollow comet]

what’s c/p

[hollow comet]

praying for you

[night frost]

i do actually hallucinate smells semi regularly so this might not be real

shit!

[bright surge]

Cornell/Princeton 💀

[white mortar]

stay safe dawg

[hollow comet]

OH

[uneven marlin]

duke admit deceased in electrical fire explosion at residence, scholarship created in their honor

[hollow comet]

MY GOD.

[knotty kelp]

i have OPPS at princeton

[white mortar]

LMFAO

[knotty kelp]

stsanford PLS

[hollow comet]

congrats to them ong

[karmic pebble]

Copy and paste

[trail remnant]

just turn off the breaker and then check

[spring veldt]

Cornell’s better fr

[knotty kelp]

i think my opp is committing

[elfin coral]

2 hours🙏

[knotty kelp]

stanford PLS

[spring veldt]

Princeton is elitist

[hollow comet]

i love copy and paste college

[knotty kelp]

<3 ofc

but isnt cornell depressing?

[sturdy cloud]

In other words, Duke’s ranking on US news has raised by 5

[uneven marlin]

imma go now guys i got a flight to prepare for

[knotty kelp]

they have suicide nets, no? 💀

[spring veldt]

Nah I have friends that LOVE it

[karmic pebble]

🌲

[hollow comet]

it’s amazing

[karmic pebble]

To put u in my insta bio would be an honor

[hollow comet]

social life is so good at cornell apprently

[karmic pebble]

SO PLEASE ACCEPT ME

[spring veldt]

I hope duke pushes past Penn this year

[sturdy cloud]

🙏

[spring veldt]

I HATE PENN

[night frost]

ok we're good my mom was just cooking fish no fire

[spring veldt]

GRRRR

[night frost]

HELP

[spring veldt]

LMFAO

[trail remnant]

LOL nice

[bright surge]

REAL

[night frost]

THE KIRK RAGE IS STILL THERE

[bright surge]

Penn ghosted me and then rejected me

[karmic pebble]

LOL I just realised stanny is a 4% acceptance rate school

[dim badge]

why the L

[night frost]

i'm not burning to death today yipee!

[white mortar]

send a dish pic when she's done 🤞🏻

[bright surge]

They opps fr

[karmic pebble]

Woohoo maybe some other day

[bright surge]

(Your name)

[night frost]

maybe 👀 (i'm 90% sure i'll forget)

[dim badge]

ohhhhh

thats fucked up

[karmic pebble]

Brandon

YOU WERE WEONGGG

[dim badge]

about

[karmic pebble]

BRANDON O GOT 0 IVY ACCEPTWNCES

all rejections

[dim badge]

NOOOOO

[night frost]

my school is at 9% overall and 5% rd which tbh, better than i expected

[dim badge]

im so sorry turkey

[karmic pebble]

Literally rejection roulete according to Brianna

[night frost]

hopefully not it sounds like an unpleasant way to go t-t

[karmic pebble]

Idk if u follow bri

[dim badge]

thats gotta feel so bad

yes

[karmic pebble]

Stanford I pray

[dim badge]

brianna the gremlin

[night frost]

ok you know what, at least they didn't wl you and then reject you. that is arguably so much worse

[karmic pebble]

I AM GONAN BE ON MY KNEEEEEES

[fringe glade]

2 hours to stanny

[karmic pebble]

or imma sleep through decisions and wake up dead tired

[spring veldt]

that’s true

[night frost]

THAT STANNY ACCEPT IS GONNA BE YOUR CAFFEINE FOR THE DAY FR

[karmic pebble]

False info. 1 hour and 56 mins

[karmic pebble]

IF I GET IM

[clever grove]

What’s gonna happen guys

[karmic pebble]

bruh my school for like 5 ivy acceptances

[night frost]

NOT IF BUT WHEN. TRUST.

[karmic pebble]

Like can I please just get into stanny

[spring veldt]

Commit to Harvard and Reject Princeton WL pls

[karmic pebble]

TRUSTINGGGG

[errant fox]

!stanford

[meager eagle]

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[fringe glade]

🤫 🧏‍♂️

[pine rain]

kirk needs that shit

[clever grove]

I already rejected Princeton WL just haven’t committed yet bc waiting on stanny

[night frost]

you know what i actually need to stop researching duke i cannot make the mistake i made iwth williams

[spring veldt]

YAYYYY

[spring veldt]

There’s nothing bad sooo

[pine rain]

when i applied to duke i thought it was just some school that was good at basketball

💀

so i rushed my essays

[karmic pebble]

My cousins at Stanford

[night frost]

I didn't use my brain

[fringe glade]

LMAOOO

also billert congo on columbia

[pine rain]

thank you

[night frost]

i only applied 'cause my counselor ssaid they thought i might like it

[spring veldt]

I’m getting every person who got into Princeton and another school to go somewhere else

[pine rain]

hi waves

[spring veldt]

I WILL GET IN OFF THE WL

[pine rain]

bros decreasing their yield rate

[karmic pebble]

THE MANIPULATIONNNN

[pine rain]

watch the chaos unfold

[karmic pebble]

I LOVE ITTTT

[night frost]

NOOOO STAY AT DUKE PLS I NEED TO KNOW PPL

[digital spoke]

💀

[karmic pebble]

Trust u don’t wanna know a2cers

[errant fox]

@jade narwhal

[clever grove]

My Princeton regional AO actually hit me up today LMAOOO

[pine rain]

is she wrong though

[spring veldt]

There’s like a 2% chance I get into Princeton

[jade narwhal]

What

[night frost]

is it manipulation or is it just a power move 🤨

[spring veldt]

Wait what

[clever grove]

YH

yah

[digital spoke]

wait omg columbia!!! congratsss

[night frost]

lowkye....yeah you are right....

[pine rain]

in a good or bad way

[jade narwhal]

Lol

[karmic pebble]

Both I love

[pine rain]

thanks pikachu

[spring veldt]

Just so I can get in ❤️

[jade narwhal]

@spring veldt mad cause pton #1

[karmic pebble]

Guys should I stay up or nah

[jade narwhal]

Oh

L

Stanford L

[spring veldt]

I’m not mad I need to get in off the WL

[errant fox]

They trying to decrease yield

[pine rain]

我有自己的原则！

anyone recognize where that's from

[jade narwhal]

You’ll prolly get off of it ngl. You got it

[karmic pebble]

Chinese

[pine rain]

no i mean the specific meme

lol

[karmic pebble]

No I can’t read it

[pine rain]

its the beaver meme

[bright surge]

Princeton straight up rejected me so they opps for that

[spring veldt]

I wish I could switch my major that I said I’d do from ORFE to Econ

I have nothing whatsoever that points to engineering yet I applied for it

[clever grove]

Good just telling me that a LOCI strongly wanting to get in + explaining my essay debacle (my English teacher locked everything so I didn’t have access to my papers or feedback so I had to submit an LEQ from AP World History from 10th grade) would probably help me a lot

[night frost]

nope

[jade narwhal]

Cause MIT is

[karmic pebble]

Guys I wish to be someone who’s insanely smart and gifted

[jade narwhal]

Me

[spring veldt]

Wait dm

[errant fox]

Same

[pine rain]

same

[karmic pebble]

Like guys I used to think that I was smart

But then I got put into classes with exceptionally smart people

[pine rain]

same bruh

[karmic pebble]

And now I just feel dumb

[pine rain]

then oly destroyed me

[karmic pebble]

And the burnout is crazy from that

[night frost]

I'M ACTUALLY SO EXCITED FOR THAT IN COLLEGE

[karmic pebble]

Like if I’m not smart what am I

[pine rain]

rich

[bright surge]

At this point I've just accepted I'm a chronic dumbass half of the time tbh

[karmic pebble]

And when people say that I am smart why do I keep laughing at them just because there are those better than me

[pine rain]

jk

if you can't be smart, be rich

[night frost]

this got real sad real fast t-t

[karmic pebble]

Like I’m the only girl in a stem class of all boys

[frosty coral]

anyone w ho went to sumac here 🥺

[karmic pebble]

Even if I’m not doing exceptionally well shouldn’t that account for smth

[pine rain]

i believe @lusty magnet went

wait no

fuck

shit

[knotty kelp]

Stanford PLA

[pine rain]

he got rejected my bad

[knotty kelp]

PLS

[pine rain]

💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

[pine rain]

i believe in you!

wait also how do you know intel

just wondering

wait no

[bright surge]

https://www.reddit.com/r/stanford/s/e2D1Gw8MGS

[pine rain]

wrong guy

[karmic pebble]

Guys there’s a guy in Princeton calling himself an Arab prince

If that were the case half the country would be princes

The family reproduces like frogs istg

[frosty coral]

@lusty magnet how do we have so many mutual friends 😭

[bright surge]

Oh hell naw I heard of an actual Arab (Qatari) prince at USC

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-07-16/qatar-prince-usc-ucla-la

[spring veldt]

Wait maybe I should go to USC…

[gray rivet]

that's wild

[karmic pebble]

I’m a junior with a passion for societal harm

[karmic pebble]

Qatar isn’t a monarchy tho is it?

[bright surge]

Olympiads moment

[karmic pebble]

Oats that dude is just one of a billion princes trust

[pine rain]

nah idt it's olympiads

if it were id have 5 million mutuals with him

[karmic pebble]

There is no long succession in the Arab countries like the uk

[wild thicket]

Are decisions out yet

[bright surge]

!stanford

[meager eagle]

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[karmic pebble]

!stanford

[meager eagle]

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ApplyingToCollege

[wild thicket]

Bet

[lusty magnet]

jit

what are you yapping about

[lusty magnet]

u mean 3?

[pine rain]

@lusty magnet how do we have so many mutual friends? jk

[karmic pebble]

America is small after all

This is stressful

[bright surge]

My mind rn waiting for St. Anford decisions be like https://youtu.be/KiSbPZCunm0?si=Er1VaakBG93sOQ8d

[dusk iris]

Huh

[karmic pebble]

what

[heady pine]

yoo alperen

long time no see

😭 how is it going

[dusk iris]

@pine rain how do we have do many mutual friends?

[dusk iris]

It's okay

I got one acceptance

[pine rain]

yoooo

[dusk iris]

But I'm rooting for Stanford now

[pine rain]

it's cuz we both do oly

[pine rain]

lets goooooo

where

[dusk iris]

Duke

[pine rain]

NICE

[pseudo crane]

!stanford

[meager eagle]

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[pine rain]

wait how do you know sandra though

did you go to rsi

[compact estuary]

!stanford

[meager eagle]

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ApplyingToCollege

[dusk iris]

I won prize from indigo contest

[pine rain]

OHHHH

i was like i recognize that face

sandra's goated

i remember helping her organize that contest

although i didnt really do anything

[dusk iris]

89 mins left

[heady pine]

duke sus

they liked informatics people this year

[dusk iris]

Did you get in?

[heady pine]

waitlisted

🤡

[dusk iris]

Nice

[jade narwhal]

@karmic pebble did u get in anywhere

[dusk iris]

Any acceptances?

[heady pine]

Amherst

lol

[karmic pebble]

baylor but im not going

other than that nope

[dusk iris]

Lol Amherst rejected me

Anyway Duke waitlist is nice

[heady pine]

it was so fcking random like i dont even do humanities

[heady pine]

no 😭

[dusk iris]

Hopefully we both get in Stanford, but if not maybe we can both go Duke and do icpc

[heady pine]

yoo 🔥

[dusk iris]

Better than reject sir

[heady pine]

true

[dusk iris]

I got waitlist as well, I know how it feels

It's still not 0% chance

[heady pine]

they took some random rich people from my country and rejected all IMO/IOI medalists

it was so weird

[stone mural]

He graduated ages ago🧍‍♀️also he was barely on campus, remember hearing so many scandals about how his mum hired someone to attend classes on his behalf and sit exams on his behalf as well

[dusk iris]

I don't know anyone from here who got in Duke

Like

Not even past years

I'll start researching if Stanford doesn't take me

[digital spoke]

Oh my, this chat is so active today

Please DM me if u get in!

So I can send server invite!

[dusk iris]

Hi pika

I'm pika

[granite fog]

i got waitlist 💀

[digital spoke]

And congratulate y'all!

[digital spoke]

Hey pika haha

[dusk iris]

Where are you from

[granite fog]

east cost

coast

nj

[stone mural]

Most gulf countries are ruled by an Emir (king) and our countries are very young compared to the UK

[heady pine]

he is taking about turkey

i think

[granite fog]

oh bruh

lmao

[dusk iris]

Yes

[pine rain]

btw chunky turnips is at duke

i think you know him

[dusk iris]

Yeah

[pine rain]

you can ask him questions about duke

i love him bro

he's the goat

all the usaco kids are goat

purple crayon a goat

i wrote a rap song for him once

[gentle basin]

Hopefully that will be me soon

[heady pine]

+1

[nimble sable]

!stanford

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ApplyingToCollege

[nimble sable]

oh shit wtf

it's either uiuc or stanford guys

[karmic pebble]

yeah but the emir can also be reffered to as a sheikh and when appointing the "princes" or in some classes the hand of the king next in line it doesnt have to be of firect lineage of the king but a brother or cousin

[nimble sable]

either way i'm winning

[granite fog]

gtech or stanford for me

[heady pine]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/uf172u/accepted_from_duke_waitlist_questions_you_may_have/

[granite fog]

i havent seen an acceptance letter in over 2 months now lmao

[uneven marlin]

i was on a streak of 7

i feel it

[indigo nymph]

!stanford

[meager eagle]

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ApplyingToCollege

[indigo nymph]

damn

[zealous sphinx]

currently on a streak of 14 rejections 🙂

[stone mural]

Ohh yess, definitely!! In my county the line of succession goes from brother to brother to this day

[uneven marlin]

damn you had it worse

[zealous sphinx]

but before that i was on a streak of 4 acceptances

[obsidian jacinth]

stanford in 1.5 hours 👀

[uneven marlin]

i was on fire then i wasnt

[zealous sphinx]

lol

[karmic pebble]

ooo what country is that

[uneven marlin]

then berk reignited it

[cerulean adder]

hell yeah

[uneven marlin]

and now i have 1 school left

[obsidian jacinth]

yessir

[cerulean adder]

wwwww

[obsidian jacinth]

stanford please accept me

[pine rain]

ive accepted that college admissions is ending now

[cerulean adder]

hoping for u

[pine rain]

i must find a personality at columbia now

[obsidian jacinth]

i heard ppl shit on the floor there

🤫

[pine rain]

they do that at purdue too

[obsidian jacinth]

credits to @harsh knoll

[pine rain]

i wouldnt be too surprised

[obsidian jacinth]

😭

[cerulean adder]

wait what does berk '25 mean

[obsidian jacinth]

i got a transfer option for cornell

so im just gonna do berk 1 year

and go to cornell

[uneven marlin]

nah its fine

[cerulean adder]

wait that's crazy

[uneven marlin]

its howard

[obsidian jacinth]

i think i was lucky to get the cornell transfer

[uneven marlin]

what da fuck lol

[obsidian jacinth]

im happy w that

[cerulean adder]

ikr

[cerulean adder]

yeah w

[obsidian jacinth]

they probably gave me the transfer option cuz my gpa was shit 🤣

[obsidian jacinth]

i think its better cuz i go to berekely and save money for 1 year then go to cornell

[cerulean adder]

would u go stanny over corn?

[obsidian jacinth]

OFC

WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS TAHT

[cerulean adder]

LOL?

cs kid?

[obsidian jacinth]

nope

i just want stanford lol

[cerulean adder]

oh?

[cerulean adder]

fairrrr

[obsidian jacinth]

im premed so stanford is good too

[cerulean adder]

OHHH W

yeah

[pine rain]

bro alcaraz got beaten by dimitrov

how did i not know this

[topaz cloud]

this literally ruined my night

alcaraz was supposed to be my coping mechanism

and then this dude choked

[pine rain]

nah this made my day bro

dimitrov

he deserves to get some more wins

[topaz cloud]

i like dimi but im an alcaraz fan

[pine rain]

the one hander must stay prevalent

[solar nymph]

Lol

I'm a nadal fan

[pine rain]

alcaraz can lose sometime

[solar nymph]

Still the old people

[pine rain]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sURU9bssQc bro he was on fire

holy shit

[cerulean adder]

what are these words

[topaz cloud]

literally on mit reject day i also was coping by watching alcaraz, but literally right when i got rejected the freaking bees came out and delayed the match for like 2 hours

he was playing zverev at indian wells

at least he won that match pretty easy when it resumed

[pine rain]

zverev's good but yea alcaraz locked in is smth else

[topaz cloud]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5huwDEr70ic

dimi played like prime federer there was nothing that could be done yesterday

[indigo nymph]

guys who cares abt stanford

homixide dropped

🤩🤩

[knotty kelp]

Hi

[topaz cloud]

did you just watch the sinner beatdown of medvedev?

[knotty kelp]

ohh

[topaz cloud]

it was crazy

[knotty kelp]

dm?

[pine rain]

yea sure

[pine rain]

medvedev was not locked in bro

[elfin prawn]

does stanford WL fr?

or is their waitlist like a soft accept?

[topaz cloud]

yeah he wasnt able to counter him at all, like he got whooped even more than when alcaraz plays him

[cerulean adder]

15% get off waitlist

[granite fog]

i feel like i never hear of anyone getting stanford waitlist

for some reason

[night frost]

That’s actually pretty damn good

[cerulean adder]

depends on year actually

https://www.ivycoach.com/the-ivy-coach-blog/college-admissions/stanford-waitlist-acceptance-rate/

they don't waitlist many

[night frost]

Like relatively obv

Waitlist ar are always very inconsistent tho

[cerulean adder]

cmu waitlisting 9k kids:

[knotty kelp]

skull

[night frost]

SORRY WHAT

[elfin prawn]

covid year was crazy

[cerulean adder]

cmu silly

cmu: hmmmmm........ waitlist

[night frost]

THATS OVER 5X THEIR CLASS SIZE

[elfin prawn]

there were a lot of waitlist and waitlist accepts covid year for NU too

[cerulean adder]

yep

more likely to get in than get off waitlist

[night frost]

Wow

[dim badge]

they waitlisted me

😞

[elfin prawn]

they prolly get into other schools and just commit there ngl

[granite fog]

nah i mean like people being placed on the waitlist

i feel like i always hear reject or accept

for the other ivies and stuff i hear waitlists a bunch

[dim badge]

since stanny is a dream school most people commit

[granite fog]

i was actually gonna rea here lmfao

its my ttop choice

[jolly leaf]

Is Stanford out?

[granite fog]

but my essays were shit

[dim badge]

yea

[granite fog]

so i waited

[jolly leaf]

oh shit

[granite fog]

!stanford

[meager eagle]

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ApplyingToCollege

[dim badge]

implaying

[cerulean adder]

best of luck!

[granite fog]

thanks

u too!

[jolly leaf]

Wait I thought u said it was out

[cerulean adder]

oh i've got all my decisions but thank u regardless

[granite fog]

oh lol

[cerulean adder]

an hour

[primal valley]

bro didn’t see the literal timer

embarrassing shawty

[cerulean adder]

also wait coloradan?

[jolly leaf]

Im goofy

[primal valley]

fr

[jolly leaf]

Oh it’s u

[cerulean adder]

who is who

[primal ridge]

Got rejected by Yale, Harvard, UC Berkeley, UC Irvine, Vanderbilt, Northwestern, NYU, Carnegie Mellon. Does that mean no chances at Stanford or are they very unpredictable?

[heady pine]

can i just write a LOCI that says im still very interested and they can check out my updates which i uploaded like 3 weeks ago (which means i dont have anything new to say)?

[robust lodge]

GOOD LUCK GUYS YOU GOT THIS

[jolly leaf]

I know

[cerulean adder]

they tend to like kids with good intellectual vitality and quirkiness

[jolly leaf]

I’m gonna be da only acceptance

[robust lodge]

do you know Closer by chainsmokers

[cerulean adder]

they're willing to take chances on kids, it's not joever yet

[jolly leaf]

😭

[karmic pebble]

yall

[cerulean adder]

y'all how do i attend hustlers uní

[jolly leaf]

roommate back in Boulder

[robust lodge]

haahaha

[karmic pebble]

its almost emotional breakdown time

[jolly leaf]

lmfaooo first time I’m hearing that connection

[robust lodge]

might be unpredictable bro

good luck

[rare herald]

u committed to boulder

[timid lantern]

rejected by jhu rice yale princeton harvard penn brown. redemption arc timeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[knotty kelp]

:(

[jolly leaf]

nuh uhhh

(I’m an idiot)

I probably should tho

[rare herald]

???

[primal ridge]

In my opinion my application really stands out amongst others. My EC’s, GPA, Sports. I got accepted by two unis in America full scholarship. But im an international student. Could it be racism to my nationality or smth. I just really don’t understand. Was hoping to get at least into one T20

[rare herald]

oh

ok

[jolly leaf]

it’s hella selective

[robust lodge]

what do you think of USF (Sputh Florida) and of Florida in general

[dusk iris]

Yeah

[jolly leaf]

Internationals barely stand a chance for regular schools in America let alone t20’s

[dusk iris]

Same

[fallen lance]

when are the results coming out

[jolly leaf]

Hour

[robust lodge]

helpp

[dim badge]

!stanford

[meager eagle]

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ApplyingToCollege

[cerulean adder]

can you believe it guys? emotional breakdown time, just an hour away! emotional breakdown in an hour! woohoo! i am so happy about this information! emotional breakdown time, just an hour away, oh wow! can you believe it? emotional breakdown! just in an hour! it got here so fast! emotional breakdown time! in just an hour!

[primal ridge]

Stanford doesn’t really care about nationality, does it?

[split cave]

Do you have any idea about BU? Is it a safety or a reach school?

[dim badge]

it does

[jolly leaf]

Not sure but it doesn’t look so good if u were rejected everywhere being an international as well

[dusk iris]

It cares about if you're international or not

[pliant trellis]

guys bu pomona or middlebury help. big uni vs top lac????????

[dim badge]

as an american school it has more biased for american citizen

[dusk iris]

Need aware

[jolly leaf]

Reach for most people

[dim badge]

and permanent residents

[primal ridge]

Yeah, then I’m losing all hope

[dim badge]

especially for aid

[split cave]

Ohh okayy and what about UW Madison?

[bright surge]

They rejected me so they an opp

[cerulean adder]

just be rishabh jain

[karmic pebble]

1 hour yall

[jolly leaf]

no one ever has hope for Stanford or MIT

[cerulean adder]

yeah

[real herald]

!stanford

[meager eagle]

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ApplyingToCollege

[jolly leaf]

I don’t think he even had hope for MIT

[split cave]

They are the only ones that accepted me 💀☠️

[primal ridge]

I understand, but still. Last uni to come. I mean maybe, u know

[elfin coral]

1 hour RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[cerulean adder]

he got in tho

[real herald]

Wow in 59 minutes my college decisions will finally be over

[jolly leaf]

I hope u can get in

[real herald]

Ending with a rejection will be quite sad tho

[cerulean adder]

has anyone got all of hypsm yet?

[jolly leaf]

Yeah but I’m talking about how he couldn’t predict that

[cerulean adder]

true

stanford and mit aren't predictable at all

[bright surge]

None that I know of in this server

[nimble sable]

one more hour holy shit

[cerulean adder]

sad

[primal ridge]

Cheers man, I hope luck will be in my side today

[cerulean adder]

definitely people who have hyp

[bright surge]

I don't think there are people who got HYPM either

[elfin coral]

STOP THE CLOCK, I DONT WANNA FACE REALITY

[bright surge]

Lots of HYP kids tho

[cerulean adder]

tons of hyp

many sm too

[elfin coral]

HYP attract similar people

[bright surge]

I'm hoping for SM rn ong

[cerulean adder]

would you rather have the hyp or the sm

[pliant trellis]

sm

[cerulean adder]

IM HOPING FOR UUUU

[elfin coral]

sm

[spring veldt]

Stanford puts the most emphasis on essays. You got this

[cerulean adder]

real

[bright surge]

We all got this ong

We all manifestin' rn

[cerulean adder]

lol

[bright surge]

RAHHHH

[chrome wave]

less than an hour 😭

[cerulean adder]

cmon we need more sm oats, u better get in

[nova swallow]

I'm so cooked

Just Stanford left after ivies

[chrome wave]

https://tenor.com/view/nfl-lions-matthewstafford-detroit-highfive-gif-26892793

[cerulean adder]

good luck!

[chrome wave]

RAHHHHHH

[cerulean adder]

30a is crazy

[chrome wave]

crazy. i was crazy once.

[limber dove]

!stanford

[meager eagle]

Stanford University RD Decision Date

Stanford University RD decisions come out <t:1711753200:F> in your local time
55 minutes and 37 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

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they locked me in a room

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Here we go again

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spicy did u apply stanny

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a room full of rats

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a rubber room

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fuck

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a rubber room with rats

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wtf is this

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Has anyone got the circle right today? Lmao

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lmao?

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guys, window seat

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and rats make me crazy

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or aisle seat

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i'm in window seat rn

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Window

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Window seat

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omg hi pikachu

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just screenschots unfort.

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hey

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ur on a plane rn?!?!?!

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fancy seeing u here

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taking off

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If you're reading this, you have a 96% chance of seeing a rejection letter tonight.

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I love looking out the window plus I don't have to deal with anyone

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stanford is my last decision! hopefully i can end this terrible week with something good.

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internet gome soon tm

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oh okay

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nah

ratio

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Real

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alright

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Window seat so you can enjoy the view of the central valley cow pastures below

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window it is!

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LMAO

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actually