Stanford University (2023-2024)

[mental haven]

this is insane

[hoary skiff]

it is

[rocky matrix]

do colleges who accept less people one year make them accept more the next? or do previous year's admit stats influence the next at all

[unreal flame]

it shouldn’t

i would assume they would try to take in a similar amount every year

[narrow hemlock]

my guess is that they look at the yield rate trends and make slight adjustments based on that but

nothing significant

[lusty sundial]

it's the denominator that's increasing not the numerator 😂

[narrow hemlock]

isnt stanford known for having the latest decision dates 😭

but like

not notifying anyone is crazy

[muted sage]

Nah brown and UChicago have been later before

Usually UChicago tho

[narrow hemlock]

isnt uchicago like 18th this year

[muted sage]

When’s dart tho

[muted sage]

That’s later then most

[narrow hemlock]

ah

[muted sage]

If Dartmouth doesn’t announce like tomorrow they’ll probably be one of the last

I think y’all are fine

You’re not alone

[mental haven]

i am so stressed bruh

[hoary skiff]

bruh I asked the bot again and now it said "Cardy said:  
The Office of Undergraduate Admission will announce the decision release date."

[muted sage]

They fixed the AI portal astrology 😱

[sonic dagger]

do they hate us

[lusty sundial]

it's true - nobody likes class of 2024

[dim badge]

did yall see the website changed to before dec 20th

[lusty sundial]

rly

[dim badge]

thats what i heard apparently

[lusty sundial]

wait show

[trail olive]

still same

[dim badge]

idts

[rough lark]

yea still same https://admission.stanford.edu/apply/first-year/

[dim badge]

my friend scaring me then LMAO

[cloud basin]

they had to push it back???

[dim badge]

i was responding ik to another question

[sonic dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/eeaahh-gif-24197986

[cloud basin]

do we know if there were too many applicants?

what's pushing it back? or will we maybe get the email later tonight/tomorrow?

[vagrant bloom]

Probably gonna get the email later tonihgt

[cloud basin]

ic hopefully

[rough lark]

to both of those questions, nobody knows

[cloud basin]

right...

[digital spoke]

hopefully

[unreal flame]

i doubt it, why would they come out with an email outside of office hours

[vagrant bloom]

Prob automated

[unreal flame]

true true

[cloud basin]

do we know when the emails came out last year?

[unreal flame]

no

[lusty sundial]

some say they didnt get an email, but insta was updated on 12/14

[unreal flame]

apparently there might not have even been emails

[vagrant bloom]

Apparently harvard hasn't come out with a decision date either

[unreal flame]

lord

[echo kindle]

is it possible that the decision date is moved till next week?

[lusty sundial]

both stanford and harvards dates are speculated

we hope not but at this point anything is possible

[unreal flame]

i’m sure harvard will join the rest of the ivys

and just announce tomorrow

imagine they are waiting on each other to announce

[spring osprey]

Imagine decision actually comes out on the 20th

[dim badge]

ngl if it's the 20th i wont be surprised

@naive plinth might get ur wish

[cloud basin]

i'd fail my finals...

[vagrant bloom]

20th would be terrible

[mental haven]

same

[echo kindle]

why would you want it on the 20th

[mental haven]

yes

[unreal flame]

don’t put that in the air

[mental haven]

hello doomshoopppp

[vagrant bloom]

hiii

[dim badge]

after finals so im motivated

[cloud basin]

legit i have 20th 2st and 22nd as finals id sob

like 22nd is chill

[spring osprey]

I will be taking the final for my AP Lit class and my teacher for that class is Stanford alum so like more pressure 😭😭

[echo kindle]

? use ur rejection to fuel your finals study

[cloud basin]

but like bro if its on 20th aint no way im opening it

[unreal flame]

i was looking forward to stopping working on my rd apps when i got in

[echo kindle]

im gonna open my decision letter in the gym. if i get rejected, i'm hitting my PR on the spot

[spring osprey]

I don’t want to but like the call 😭😭

[cloud basin]

REAL 😭

[dim badge]

what if i get in then i'm just unmotivated to do my finals

[unreal flame]

see me it’s completely the opposite

[hoary skiff]

Ima maybe call again tmr

[echo kindle]

nah you should aim to not be rescinded then

[dim badge]

if i get rejected i'll also be sad and will prob do worse

[spring osprey]

Stanford, the new Grinch 😭😭

[unreal flame]

i feel like the acceptance would be the icing on the cake

[dim badge]

so im fine w 20th ngl

[unreal flame]

just let me know if i keep it up then i already know where im going

[cloud basin]

fr tho

[unreal flame]

but i’m done with school now

[spring osprey]

Stanford out here not letting us cope before Christmas

[vagrant bloom]

broo 20th is not mid december

[echo kindle]

if they do 20th, they're essentially fking up anyone who is waiting for their decision to know whether they need to apply to a ton of schools RD

[vagrant bloom]

Exactly

[spring osprey]

It’s like “y’all too old for Christmas” 😭

[unreal flame]

true but to be fair

[dim badge]

NEU, who's applying 1/1

[unreal flame]

probably shouldn’t wait 😭

[spring osprey]

Literally

[unreal flame]

i wa comtemplating it

and i’m still a little behind but

i just had to start

[dim badge]

people applying should prob be already working on rd ngl

[unreal flame]

stanford ‘28 😍

[dim badge]

banking just 15 days for stanford is kinda wild

[unreal flame]

more like 20

[dim badge]

you're essentially screwing urself over if you havent done rds regardless

[vagrant bloom]

I asked chatgpt to predict my decision

[unreal flame]

see i’m definitely not gonna do that

[vagrant bloom]

Some guy I knew asked it last year and it got 9/10 of his choices correct

[unreal flame]

i’m just gonna pray and hope God’s plan aligns with mine 😭😭

[spring osprey]

Holistic admission is lowkey subjective though

And AI more objective currently

[vagrant bloom]

Yeah fs

Still crazy though

[unreal flame]

ai’s intuition is fye

[spring osprey]

Yea that’s 90% accuracy

[vagrant bloom]

Fye?

[spring osprey]

ChatGPT the next chance me lol

[vagrant bloom]

Lmfao fr

[unreal flame]

fire sorry

[lusty sundial]

has anyone acc tried 😂

[vagrant bloom]

Yeah

[unreal flame]

forgot to codeswitch

[vagrant bloom]

Haha

[lusty sundial]

ooh what did it say

[unreal flame]

did what say

[lusty sundial]

chat gpt

[slim kayak]

Is email gonna come in 5?

[lusty sundial]

prob not we've given up i think

[dapper gale]

I think our last chance of it coming is in 3 min

Or it isn’t coming till tmr/some other day

[slim kayak]

If it doesn’t welp

[vagrant bloom]

Gave me a decent rating out of 10

Not 10 out of 10

But decent

Probably incorrect lmfao

[slim kayak]

Please lord 🙏

[unreal flame]

the thing is we don’t even know if an email even happens

[dapper gale]

Nope

[slim kayak]

WHAT

[dapper gale]

No email

[slim kayak]

Why do we not?

[unreal flame]

bc i haven’t seen a single person from the past years say they got an email

they said it was just updated on social media or email

[acoustic bluff]

they usually update the news and announcements on the ua website

saw on 2022 wayback machine

[lusty sundial]

somehow i feel like we won't get an email at all this year

[hoary skiff]

I hate the uncertainty though my fate is almost certain

[lusty sundial]

this is so real

[slim kayak]

Are we literally just gonna get NOTHING until Friday

And also potentially NOTHING on Friday?

[lusty sundial]

Really Exhausting Anticipation

[narrow hemlock]

all this just for me to get rejected fr

[hoary skiff]

bruh I swear when I called the lady said we would get an email to check our portal idk if she meant when the decisions are released or not

[lusty sundial]

that's when decisions are out

the dates aren't gna be on the portal

[hoary skiff]

yeah

so ig

idk

[spring osprey]

But honestly on the positive side

This means more time to work on RD apps

[digital spoke]

you mean less 💀

[lusty sundial]

depends on when u start haha

[mental haven]

bro people need to know so they can apply ED IO

[spring osprey]

For me more because I know my depression era is coming 😭😭

[mental haven]

II*

[digital spoke]

better to release so we know if RD are necessary

[hoary skiff]

I can barely study for finals in this mental state

[mental haven]

yes

[mental haven]

same i cant do it

[unreal flame]

ate

[austere stirrup]

Standorf keeping ppl in the dark LOL

[lusty sundial]

they're punishing us haha

[unreal flame]

how

[unreal flame]

no it’s not

you’re getting in and canceling all the apps

bc you’re a queen

[mental haven]

ong

[lusty sundial]

affirmations!!

[hoary skiff]

It's so annoying I just want some info so I can stop worrying so much and all this worrying for nothing is also annoying

[spring osprey]

Sorry, should’ve specified for me because later decision means depression era postponed lol

[mental haven]

same

[spring osprey]

How are you so optimistic lol

[austere stirrup]

I'm just here cuz my friend REA'd lol

[lusty sundial]

did u also rea?

[austere stirrup]

I ED'd NU

[unreal flame]

prayer tbh

[slim kayak]

I feel like Stanford is not gonna let us know until day of then

[lusty sundial]

whoa good luck! it's the 15th right

[unreal flame]

and i have two recent adults in my life who have encouraged me to keep faith, and stop worrying

[spring osprey]

Aww

[unreal flame]

bc if ima pray about it im not gonna worry about it too

don’t get me wrong though i still want decisions to come as soon as possible though

[austere stirrup]

To destress, I just comfort myself that my safety is good enough lol. Got in UMN CSE w/ <40k CoA/yr or less as an intl.

[hoary skiff]

my "safety" comes in Feb 🙃

[dapper gale]

The wait is gonna kill me cus I won’t have school to distract me

My school is let out dec 15th

[dapper gale]

Uf?

[spring osprey]

Same and Idk if my other safety is giving me any aid so that’s fun

[hoary skiff]

nah umd I think it's either late jan or early feb

[spring osprey]

Omg lucky, my school let out Dec 22th, 3 days before Christmas 😭😭

[spring osprey]

Ooh, congrats!!

[dapper gale]

Stanford is literally my first decision 😭

[hoary skiff]

same

[digital spoke]

and only early decision too

[hoary skiff]

my friends have all gotten into at least like one safety rolling or smth I'm just stuck not in college yet

[spring osprey]

My friend already got into a college and have like almost 400k in scholarships

And I’m over here with nothing

[vale plover]

No public?

[muted sage]

Here’s some haikus

[rigid cape]

Which

Uni

[spring osprey]

It was a state school

Texas

Don’t remember which one

[vale plover]

TAMU?

[merry river]

400k????

im from texas and i wanna know??

[vale plover]

My friend got a really cracked scholarship from them

[spring osprey]

No, I don’t think TAMU even released their aid yet

Oh

TAMU didn’t give me anything

[spring osprey]

Same 😭😭

I didn’t talk to him much so not really sure which exact one

I’ll ask him and let y’all know

[dapper gale]

I only have one friend in the same boat as me who did ED to CMU and doesn’t know the date

[spring osprey]

Maybe Tarleton because we were talking about it the other day but it could be a different one

[spring osprey]

At least you have company 😭😭

[merry river]

did u mean 40k or 400k

[spring osprey]

400k

[merry river]

wtf 😳

[spring osprey]

The senior class have a tracker, we’re almost at 1 mil

And he’s like contributing half of it

And me over here with $0

[spring osprey]

My reactions too

[merry river]

one school gave 400k??

no way

[spring osprey]

Probably not

[merry river]

oh okay so it was probably a combo of schools

[spring osprey]

Yea

Not sure of the details, it was a school friend I sometimes talk to

[unreal flame]

yeah same i got 741k so far

SO MUCH APPLYING

[spring osprey]

MY MAN WHAT

WHERE

[unreal flame]

love fee waivers

[spring osprey]

I NEED TO APPLY TOO

[rigid cape]

From how many unis

And what's ur biggest one yearly?

[clear tide]

Scholar

(BU still betta GO TERRIERS!!!!)

[spring osprey]

TAMU out here not giving me a response on my aid

All other colleges in my inbox: “Hi [name]!” so it sounds personal and don’t equate me to a number

Washington and Lee: “Dear Applicant 24601*”

[unreal flame]

my scholarships came from 10

biggest one is alabama a/m 132k

[vagrant bloom]

Gusy

Gonna try something out

[spring osprey]

??

[spring osprey]

ChatGPT the next Shakespeare

I have a major second-guessing problem

[vagrant bloom]

Bruh

[unreal flame]

not taking the chance

[vagrant bloom]

I chcked mine

[muted sage]

Why does it matter

[spring osprey]

I think it’s like that for everyone

[muted sage]

It will come soon

I’ll send the portal astrology rap if we cannot stop

[trail olive]

thank you for keeping our insanity in check

[muted sage]

(I haven’t studied for any of my finals bc of this server)

[hoary skiff]

Dw same

[unreal flame]

chloe sis go study

[muted sage]

Is it even worth they’re Thursday morning

[unreal flame]

yes

[muted sage]

I have a 8am final

So I gotta be out the door at like 7am bc of the buses

[vagrant bloom]

What college do you go to

[muted sage]

And then I have a 1pm final

[muted sage]

UC Davis

[vagrant bloom]

Ohh nicee

[muted sage]

And then I can’t sleep after my finals

Bc at 2pm Yale starts

3pm rice

4pm apocalypse

[digital spoke]

oh, I meant it's my only early school, I applied to 4 CSUs and 7 UCs along with UW - Seattle

[spring osprey]

I was going to do the UCs but as soon as I saw that out-of-state tuition

[trail olive]

eal

real

[spring osprey]

I clicked out of the portal so fast I probably got a Guinness World Record

[random jacinth]

Wait so what’s latest

[clear ingot]

Any word from Stanford yet about decision date 😭

[trail olive]

nope

[muted sage]

I’ll ping this thread once I get note of it

[spring osprey]

Stanford logo color scheme reminds me of Christmas

Red and green

[trail olive]

thank you 🙏

[spring osprey]

Stanford please give me a Christmas present

All I want for Christmas is Stanford 😭😭

[pine rain]

imma get a rejection lol

[hoary skiff]

Real

[mental haven]

same

[mental haven]

speaking it into existence smh

[spring osprey]

Waking up to that decision on Christmas Day 🎄🎁

[mental haven]

i actually told my parents to not get me anything

bc if i get in i don’t need anything more

and if i don’t get in i don’t deserve anything

[hoary skiff]

I need tissues

[mental haven]

LOL

i hope u get in. best of luck

what was ur sat score?

if u don’t mind me asking

i got a 1300 the one time i took it and applied test optional, so no judgement

[spring osprey]

Someone from my school applied test-optional

[mental haven]

for having health issues going on, completely understandable

it’s great test optional is a choice now

[spring osprey]

The first one to get into Stanford and any top schools in like a few years

They do

[hoary skiff]

they definitely take it into account

[spring osprey]

If you include it in your essays, they will consider it

[rigid cape]

132k total or per year?

[spring osprey]

The person I know that got into Stanford test-optional had rough circumstances too

[rigid cape]

thanks!

[spring osprey]

And the AO commented on her app as “the most extraordinary application I’ve ever read”

[rigid cape]

everyone gets notified at once right? like the order isnt like accepted members first and then rejected members

[hoary skiff]

the decisions all release at the same time

[rigid cape]

itll be so sad if thats the case and some people here already get it and i have nothing

[rigid cape]

ok good

[unreal flame]

total

[spring osprey]

This is what the AO said on her app:
“Put simply, your application may be the most extraordinary I've ever read.
You've come so far in your educational journey, inspiring others along the way with your tenacity. You expect much of yourself and bring a spirit of excellence that has elevated your school community. Come to Stanford, [name]. Whether diving into CS or pursuing social sciences, you will gain the skills needed to radically change education and improve opportunities for others. Congratulations!”

Would send pic but I don’t have perms

[rigid cape]

true 😭

[unreal flame]

that’s why i said total

[rare herald]

helllooooo trees!!!!!!!!!!

[prime turtle]

hey guys, whens your decision coming out

[rigid cape]

international asking for financial aid in rea

🧌

[hoary skiff]

no idea

why are all the messages being deleted

[prime turtle]

ah thats sad, shouldnt you know by now

[hoary skiff]

nope they are being very vague and we honestly have no idea

[spring osprey]

Yea she definitely had good essays

[idle axle]

thats a shame

[floral iris]

damn we going to be rejected very soon

[spring osprey]

But her ECs aren’t like things you see on the internet

[floral iris]

but I at least know the date when I’ll get rejected, and you don’t

[spring osprey]

She didn’t have a start up or anything

She did school clubs and volunteering

[paper cloak]

wait how do u know the date

[floral iris]

I applied to different school 😭 imo rea while being intl student who seeks full aid is wild

[idle axle]

cause he applied to a better school

[rigid cape]

100%

not a matter of if but when

[prime turtle]

cause everyone else does

[rigid cape]

wdym

[naive plinth]

Lowkey I’m kind of sad 😦

[dim badge]

why

[prime turtle]

this is what a decision date looks like stanford people

you may never know

[trail olive]

thanks 😬

[naive plinth]

LOL

[spring osprey]

Not you guys teasing us 😭😭

[naive plinth]

Stanford was legit the fakest rea school

Yk I hope they drop Thursday

We should get a surprise early drop after what we’ve been through

[spring osprey]

My friend who applied to Stanford REA was like “I wish I applied to Princeton REA instead” 😭😭

[trail olive]

we should fr

[idle axle]

https://tenor.com/view/stanford-evil-mean-fight-sports-gif-3554490

[naive plinth]

I wish I did yale rea

[hoary skiff]

I would be fine with a surprise drop

[naive plinth]

Me too

[trail olive]

still dont regret stanford because >>>> any other school personally
but they had to be quirky

[digital spoke]

Lol, that'd be nice

[dim badge]

same or columbia ed

[hoary skiff]

I don't have any other school I would ea/ed to

[unreal flame]

right

[dim badge]

if i did columbia ed life would be sm easier

[exotic reef]

Stanford is seriously so annoying 🥹

[dim badge]

i probably wouldn't even do any other applications lmao

[unreal flame]

that’s true

higher acceptance rate for ed too

[spring osprey]

Why did I risk everything for Stanford

[hoary skiff]

cause it's Stanford

[trail olive]

but also

their mascot

https://tenor.com/view/stanford-fear-the-tree-arbor-day-dance-tree-gif-3554491

is so goofy

[spring osprey]

Stanford would win the goofiest college mascot

[naive plinth]

Nah I don’t think you would have been as happy about it

[naive plinth]

He did epc too

[unreal flame]

ngl idk what that is

[naive plinth]

Columbia fly in

[unreal flame]

oh

probably me when i replied to you

earlier

oh ok

well idk

[mental haven]

i am going to be the tree

[dapper gale]

Nah, Dartmouth with Keggy the Keg

[mental haven]

yes this

[spring osprey]

At least it’s funny

The tree is just like why

[prime turtle]

at least its a keg

has purpose

[solemn oasis]

When do decisions come out?

[spring osprey]

No-one knows yet

[dapper gale]

We don't know

[prime turtle]

[spring osprey]

It’s still not confirmed

[solemn oasis]

gg

What if they come out now lol

[spring osprey]

I wish 😭😭

[dapper gale]

They 💯 wont

[spring osprey]

The wait is excruciating

[dapper gale]

Im hosting people on the 20th if it's then and I have to delay opening my decision even more I'm gonna scream

[spring osprey]

Finals on the 20th 😭😭

[dapper gale]

Ya but at least you wont have people over on the 20th at 7 pm lmao

[hoary skiff]

my finals will be over by then thank god

[naive plinth]

One of my friends (I saw her common app today) Cornell, Columbia, dart, pton, Carnegie, brown, northeastern, jhu, Harvard, Yale, and did Stanford rea 💀

[hoary skiff]

damn

[dim badge]

no safeties?

[naive plinth]

Rutgers + UCSC + ucr

Actually idk if she did ucr

She did almost all ucs too

[real herald]

This is why I don’t open my common app at school

I have 1 safety on my common app acct

[naive plinth]

I tried taking a pic but it came out blurry

[real herald]

My other 2 are on apply to

[naive plinth]

You got UT though

[real herald]

Tf

Tx

Adeline’s

I hate autocorrect

[naive plinth]

What

[real herald]

I can’t even spam random shit

Fuck this

[deft sleet]

This Friday that will be me

[naive plinth]

Ivy shotgunned who

[trail olive]

real

[real herald]

Legit mine except remove csu

[naive plinth]

You and my friend are the same

[real herald]

And add cmu

We are twinning

[naive plinth]

She legit said let me apply to 8/8 ivies even though pton sucks for premed

Dawg

That’s crazy

[real herald]

I’m doing 7

[naive plinth]

Yours looks like mine ngl

[naive plinth]

Shotgunner who 😭

[deft sleet]

Twinnem ! May we not end up in #💪-chad-rejects

[naive plinth]

Why do you guys apply to all these ivies like there’s no way you love all of them

[real herald]

I did vandy instead of Williams but basically same

[dim badge]

ngl i prob should've just applied to stanford yale columbia penn uw

[naive plinth]

I did both

[deft sleet]

Let us shotgun in peace smh 😡

Blocked !

[naive plinth]

😭

Girl

[deft sleet]

I feel like I’m being strung by writing essays

[real herald]

I already have the message drafted: just got rejected from every ivy except brown!! (I didn’t apply to brown)

[naive plinth]

Sorry I don’t support shotgunning (unless you have bad anxiety or need aid then valid)

[dim badge]

i dont really think there was a reason for me shotgunning considering i have to pay 16 for every css 😭

[deft sleet]

I’m like urgh but it gives me head rush

[naive plinth]

WTF

YOU DO???

[deft sleet]

Wow. And I thought we had an understanding

[deft sleet]

CSS is a bastard

[dim badge]

yes

[real herald]

I thank god for css fee waiver

Every day

[naive plinth]

😭 I’m not a shotgunner Bertha

[deft sleet]

College boards worse invention

[naive plinth]

WTF

IM SO MAD

[digital spoke]

like top schools?

[deft sleet]

I thought you understood me

[naive plinth]

T20s and stuff

[deft sleet]

Honestly if there was any ivy I would remove Princeton would go first

What about u lovelies

[dim badge]

harvard

[deft sleet]

I have the chance and energy so might as well

[naive plinth]

Yeah no sorry 😭 I think my app list is relatively balanced if you guys want to see

[real herald]

Miss ma’am you are applying to 22 schools

[digital spoke]

my list for privates is MIT, CalTech, Carnegie Mellon, and 7 ivies (except Dartmouth) 💀 lol

[deft sleet]

Pot calling kettle black 🤣

[real herald]

The hypocrisy is insane

Fr

[deft sleet]

I’ve already gotten into my safeties and I’m waiting on my targets

So now it’s just reaches

[dim badge]

my list is stanford, duke, rice, and 7 ivies (except Cornell) 💀 lol

[deft sleet]

Pew pew pew I throw my essays into the void and hope for the best

[digital spoke]

fun

[hoary skiff]

I have Pton, Stanford, Cornell, Carnegie, Gtech, Umd

[real herald]

Got into 1 target and 2 safeties so here the reaches come in January-march

[naive plinth]

7 are ucs 😠

[naive plinth]

I guesd

[real herald]

Shotgun is shotgun

[dim badge]

dartmouth is the ivy most like stanford so it'd be a violation to not apply to it for me

[deft sleet]

Doesn’t matter 😡😡😡😡😡😡

[naive plinth]

😭

[digital spoke]

really?

[naive plinth]

I added to my list bc I’m scared I’m getting rejected 😭

[real herald]

Which ivy gets the privilege of not having to deal with you

[deft sleet]

Same except remove Dartmouth, add Cornell and add Emory and nyu

[dim badge]

quarter system, similar environment, similar gen eds, just not as strong stem tbh

[digital spoke]

I have 4 CSUs and 7 UCs as backup, so I'm fine

[digital spoke]

ah

[naive plinth]

It’s now 24 schools…

[deft sleet]

Whichever rejected me

[unreal flame]

what do you do

[naive plinth]

All the ucs are not backups girl

[unreal flame]

when you’ve done all you can

[deft sleet]

Crazy fr

[real herald]

I thought u said 7

[naive plinth]

Nothing

[dim badge]

have you applied to other schools

[deft sleet]

Oh! Dartmouth

[dim badge]

that's something you can do

[naive plinth]

ANXIETY BERTHA

[deft sleet]

Mistress Shotgunner !! We follow your lead and hope we can be like you one day

[digital spoke]

I have UCSC as backup lol, I did a research program there for 3 years

[unreal flame]

oh i was just saying stuff i’ve applied to others and have been accepted to 14

[real herald]

I’m the only one in my school applying to Dartmouth lmfao

Every other ivy I got comp

[naive plinth]

I have a lot of targets ty very much

[dim badge]

have you done your other t20s?

[mental haven]

do u have a fee waiver?

[naive plinth]

You said 7 ucs so I assumed you meant all of them

[deft sleet]

Omg did you put USC as a target 🤭

[unreal flame]

some, not finished, i am falling behind it’s bad

[naive plinth]

No

[digital spoke]

no ofc not 💀

[deft sleet]

And you put NYU too ?? Dang that’s crazy

[unreal flame]

tell me i’m a failure for motivation in dms pls guys

[naive plinth]

There was some lady at school that ended up paying for my ucs

[naive plinth]

I DONT HAVE NYU WDYM

[real herald]

Dawg half those UCs are hard targets/reaches in 2023

[mental haven]

omg how r u guys applying to this many schools

[real herald]

😭

[naive plinth]

Bro 😭

[deft sleet]

Woah I didn’t know UCSD was a safety 😦

[real herald]

Lmao I don’t believe in targets

[mental haven]

i am not applying to any ivys 😭😭😭

[naive plinth]

No my school has a good record

[naive plinth]

STOP THE DEFAMATION

[dim badge]

i fw UW a lot ngl

[real herald]

My only ‘target’ was ut

Which everyone said was a reach

But I had hope

[deft sleet]

Oh god here he comes with the flex

Mods ban him

[naive plinth]

Oh 😭

[real herald]

I told u Bertha’s

[mental haven]

^^^^

[real herald]

U not gonna

Hear

The end

If it

[naive plinth]

My friend put UW as a safety and then got wl…

[real herald]

Until ruby gets into Stanford then ima stfu

[naive plinth]

Also

[mental haven]

humbling going to come so fast

[real herald]

Humbled

Yep

[naive plinth]

Idk when this is happening (maybe for med)

[deft sleet]

I feel like saying stuff like this sets you up for failure

[real herald]

Tmrw

They’re letting u in early

[dim badge]

did they get into any schools

[mental haven]

how do we know ruby is getting in

[naive plinth]

Am I a bad person if I suddenly want to apply to jhu and other schools bc they’re on my friends list…

[naive plinth]

She goes to nyu

[naive plinth]

She slayed tbh

[dim badge]

well it worked out ig

[real herald]

Yo same sadly not applying bc it’s hella mid for business

[naive plinth]

He’s trolling

[dim badge]

i almost applied to no safeties lmao

[deft sleet]

OMG IM totally getting into yale — rejected

[naive plinth]

Yeah she committed to neu but got off a ton of wl

[deft sleet]

But I mean that would happen regardless lMao

[real herald]

Double legacy and recruited rower also a social media influencer I think she is a lock atp

[naive plinth]

My predictions list is wild ngl

[deft sleet]

Competitive ÇA kid spotted

[deft sleet]

Let me not do a predictions list

[dim badge]

wait im gonna do a predictions list

[trail olive]

my school has some interesting naviance scatterplots

[real herald]

I alr did one

[trail olive]

heres berkeley

[deft sleet]

One time I predicted my grades I almost had a break down

[naive plinth]

Tbf she was going to do Yale rea and then switched her mind after she heard me doing Stanford rea so.,.

[deft sleet]

Honestly I’ll just put accepted everywhere

[naive plinth]

Do it

[mental haven]

guys i am BME what ivy should i apply to, i haven’t applied or plan to apply to any…

[deft sleet]

ÇA Fake friend symposium strikes again

[deft sleet]

Then don’t

[naive plinth]

I have myself sweeping ucs other than getting rejected from UCI and ucsd

[naive plinth]

ONG

[deft sleet]

Oh you want to apply

Princeton ? Idk

[mental haven]

yes LOL

[vivid atlas]

Does stanford send emails saying when they send stuff out?

[naive plinth]

F it I’m going to apply to her schools just for funzies

[mental haven]

😭😭 yes hopefully

[deft sleet]

SHOTGUN PEWPEW

[dim badge]

cornell, columbia, penn

[vivid atlas]

Have they done so before?

[naive plinth]

No I’m not doing more ivies 😭 but I’ll do like jhu and stuff

[mental haven]

i’m pre med also, if that changes anything

[naive plinth]

Duke (not an Ivy but still)

[mental haven]

yeah that’s my #2

[dim badge]

ok just dartmouth

[naive plinth]

Duke bme + premed is very great my friend did that

[deft sleet]

Pew…pew 😞

No ?

[dim badge]

you could maybe do biomedical engineering sciences at penn

[mental haven]

yeah i’m in NC so i would get free tuition

[real herald]

Just for context my list is different now and this was made in August and I am no where near this delulu guys hear me out 😭

[dim badge]

brown and and dartmouth are gonna be ur best friends tbh

maybe harvard

[naive plinth]

Love the confidence!!!

[dim badge]

pton, cornell seas, columbia seas, and penn seas all have hella grade deflation

[real herald]

That’s brutal 💀

[mental haven]

did u read my app?

[real herald]

😭😭

[naive plinth]

You DID NOT put Emory and umich as hard targets 😭

[dim badge]

no

but

they're good for premed

[naive plinth]

No I’m jking you’ll sweep

[mental haven]

ok i just could t remember

[real herald]

I think Emory is easy for me but umich im fs getting rejected

[calm condor]

i mean engineering they would be?

[real herald]

I have confidence with Emory

Fueled by delusion

[mental haven]

the valedictorian of my school last year got a full ride to emory so i am kind of thinking maybe i should apply?

[real herald]

But confidence nonetheless

[naive plinth]

He’s in business

[calm condor]

OH

[real herald]

Umich is absolutely a reach

[calm condor]

*oh

[naive plinth]

Yeah my cousin was so confident she’d get in

She did not

[trail olive]

wait wtf this is my emory scatterplot

[naive plinth]

She got into bU though

[naive plinth]

Hey that’s really good

[real herald]

I’m better than your lil fuzzy

[naive plinth]

lol she had a whole small business racking in thousands a month

[real herald]

Hater KVD superiority ‘28

[naive plinth]

But she was also from Canada

[real herald]

That’s a lil sum light

[naive plinth]

Waiting for this to be a school

[naive plinth]

?

[real herald]

Hopefully not a Texas school

Please

I need old

Oos

[naive plinth]

She got a huge grant too for her business

[trail olive]

like for pretty much every school its much much better than the normal acceptance rate

its really weird

[real herald]

Man fuck iPhones

[mental haven]

i have not seen a person on here within 200 miles of me

[naive plinth]

Is your school private

[mental haven]

maybe even more

[real herald]

This shit pissin me off

[trail olive]

yeah but like
very noncompetitive

[real herald]

I’m going back to android

[naive plinth]

Are you intl

[real herald]

I can’t take this

[hoary skiff]

same even tho there's a lot in my area

[mental haven]

no

[naive plinth]

Perhaps more competitive than you think

[dim badge]

the stanford is kinda delusional

but

the rest idk

[real herald]

Dawg who do you think you are 😭

Bros gotta be him

[naive plinth]

You’ll sweep Fr

[mental haven]

ok actually like 400 miles

IS ANYONE CLOSE TO NORTH CAROLINA

[trail olive]

theres 1 person with a 1500+ sat score
71 kids
and everyone has like 0 ecs

perhaps my counselors are good? i dunno

[dim badge]

it's not cockiness it's just optimism i promise

[real herald]

UW reject but Princeton Columbia Dartmouth duke nu UPenn admit

Nah I have confidence in u

[hoary skiff]

just like 300 or so miles

[pine rain]

Mine are all rejects lol

My application is fucked

[real herald]

But uw is not rejecting u bro

[hoary skiff]

same!!!

[mental haven]

how r u the closest personnnnn

[trail olive]

here gime a school and ill check scatterplot (not mit)
its really weird

[mental haven]

we will not have same AO

[hoary skiff]

yeah

[opaque wyvern]

I guess it’s wait time until friday

[hoary skiff]

there was a page with all the regions and AOs but I can't find it again

[opaque wyvern]

I didn’t

bruh

[dim badge]

anything that heavily considers test scores i'm fucked

[opaque wyvern]

i didn’t even mean to reply to that

[dim badge]

so yale, for sure

[mental haven]

same

[real herald]

Hence the Yale

[opaque wyvern]

this new mobile update has me tweaked

[dim badge]

i dont think i will get into dartmouth for extenuating reasons

[naive plinth]

Dang

[hoary skiff]

is there a certain threshold where it doesnt matter anymore

[dim badge]

northwestern i have an internal rec so i'm hoping that helps

[trail olive]

🔄

[dim badge]

and penn's just a lucky guess

[naive plinth]

Ooo

[real herald]

Why delete

[dim badge]

as soon as s1 ends though my predictions will change HELLA

[paper cloak]

how certain are we about it coming out on fri guys 😅

[real herald]

But I love the confidence ruby!

[naive plinth]

Resent but the right direction

[naive plinth]

LOL

I’m ngl I’m not very confident

[dim badge]

bc it doxxes my state lol, i'll dm it to you if you want

[real herald]

Oh not u I meant ruby

[naive plinth]

I think the most confident was usc acceptance and Yale acceptance

[dim badge]

oh

[real herald]

She formatted wrong

[naive plinth]

Everything else

[hoary skiff]

If i get rejected by my state I'm done for

[real herald]

No one gets into Berkeley and LA

Except ruby

[pine rain]

Is this yours

I thought you did Stanford rea

[naive plinth]

I did

[naive plinth]

Nah a lot will

[naive plinth]

Didn’t update it a lot

[trail olive]

yale

[naive plinth]

I keep forgetting

[real herald]

Ok nap time

[naive plinth]

We have insufficient data for Yale 💀

[real herald]

Good night kiddos

[naive plinth]

Wtf

Why are you napping rn

[trail olive]

we have that for a lot of others 💀

[mental haven]

let me show u my schools scatter plots bro 😭😭

[real herald]

It’s 9:20 I’m tired

Not nap

Ima wake up at 5 am

To study

[naive plinth]

Ohh

[naive plinth]

Why not study now

[real herald]

I work better in the mornings

Far more productive

[naive plinth]

Ew

[real herald]

And energetic

[naive plinth]

Can’t relate

[real herald]

I alr studied anyways

[naive plinth]

I’m staying up till 1 got to do hw bye guys

[real herald]

So just some last minute reviewing

[real herald]

Me entire junior year

I feel like a senior citizen is

Now

[naive plinth]

For me 2-3 am jr year

[real herald]

Can’t stay until 10

[naive plinth]

L imagine

[real herald]

Dec 14 or 15

[naive plinth]

No 😭

[pine rain]

We don’t know

Certainly not tonight

[real herald]

Imagine living in California bozo

[pine rain]

That would be evil

[opaque wyvern]

why are people saying the 20th literally saying anything

[naive plinth]

Imagine living in Texas 🤠

[naive plinth]

Before 20th supposedly

[opaque wyvern]

I hope not

I leave on the 16th and won’t have any signal

[real herald]

Yeehaw

[dim badge]

i predict billert will get into cornell, penn, dartmouth, jhu, northwestern, stanford, purdue

i'm just listing random schools lol

[real herald]

I predict billert gets into Stanford but rejected from ball state

Sorry Billy

Not all of us are cut out for greatness

[dim badge]

oh yeah i forgot he's applying to stanford

[old pike]

Any update on the decision date guys ?

[real herald]

Ye

In 35 mins

[mental haven]

guys how do u put a picture in here

[dapper gale]

You need perms

[dapper gale]

Says who?

[dim badge]

you need to get to level 3

[old pike]

Source - Trust me bro

[mental haven]

oh

[real herald]

My uncle

[dapper gale]

Who is your uncle?

[mental haven]

well my scattergram is just X's LOL

[trail olive]

for where

[real herald]

Lebron James

[mental haven]

stanford

[dim badge]

fitty

[trail olive]

send to me and ill send here

[hoary skiff]

wait lemme see mine again

[dapper gale]

Well you could be the first never know

[trail olive]

heres mine

@mental haven 's northwestern

[hoary skiff]

im kinda toast mine is all red

except for like one way down

[naive plinth]

Ong

[dim badge]

guys

[naive plinth]

I predict you and billert will be the two who get into Stanford from our thread

[dim badge]

stanford sent me an email 🫢

[naive plinth]

WTF

[dapper gale]

Dude you scared me

[naive plinth]

…

[idle axle]

Big news

[hoary skiff]

lmao

[dapper gale]

I went to my email so fast

[naive plinth]

Same 💀

[trail olive]

@mental haven 's princeton

[mental haven]

only like 4 people have ever gone ivy at my school

like do we all just suck?

[trail olive]

@hoary skiff 's stanford

[hoary skiff]

idk mine sends to ivys a lot but my stanford is like all red

[mental haven]

we got this guys. we have worked very hard and it will pay off

[trail olive]

🙏

[trail olive]

gime a college with a relatively low acc rate

[mental haven]

u will get one 🙏🙏

[trail olive]

no like

for scatterplot

[mental haven]

OH HAHA

[hoary skiff]

lmao

[mental haven]

sorry 😞

how’s ut austin ?

[trail olive]

is okay

leme see

[mental haven]

ok

[pine rain]

Ong the rejection is getting realer by the minute

[naive plinth]

Billert

Believe and you will achieve

Anyways farewell Stanford superstars sad that today didn’t occur as anticipated

[pine rain]

I ain’t playing those kinda mind games with myself

[trail olive]

goodnight
maybe tomorrow 😭

[pine rain]

I feel like it might be Monday

Lowkey

[naive plinth]

Nah I need to go do he

He

[hoary skiff]

ngl I was banking on it being Friday

[naive plinth]

He

Hw

[naive plinth]

Will cry

Please don’t be Monday

[pine rain]

Or actually maybe it’s Friday

[naive plinth]

You’re not playing mind games you’re manifesting

[hoary skiff]

I hope they just drop it

[pine rain]

And they’re just announcing it two days in advance

[trail olive]

😭 noooo

[naive plinth]

I vote surprise drop Thursday

[pine rain]

Bruh this sounds like some colonialist stuff

[naive plinth]

What

[pine rain]

Good luck on ur homework ruby

[naive plinth]

Thanks I’m going to cry

[trail olive]

real

[pine rain]

Hi going to cry

[dim badge]

i'm insighting violence and am manifesting a decision date of january 1st

[pine rain]

I’m billert

[spring veldt]

call them

like kase

[pine rain]

I don’t think it’s worth worrying abt ngl

It’ll happen when it happens

[dim badge]

my friend called them and now they said by dec 20th

[spring veldt]

bruh

[clear ingot]

Please tell me that’s not true lmao

[mental haven]

unfortunately is

[clear ingot]

Rip

[trail olive]

wait when

[dim badge]

today

[mental haven]

bruh we care so much let us in

[trail olive]

oh huh

interesting

ig we'll see

[mental haven]

can someone hack

something to see when the date is

a cs major or something

[verbal forge]

sure thing

[mental haven]

LOL IDK I AM JUST A BIO GIRL

do magic cs things

[unreal flame]

please thx

[naive plinth]

😭 1 hr and only 10 pgs in please help

[slim kayak]

Hey at least ucla send out an email acknowledging I applied 🤷‍♂️

[spring osprey]

If decision date is really 20th

I wonder how much the REA pool increased by compared to last year

[rough lark]

do you think that the decision in june 2023 that i can’t name will result in increased applications

[idle axle]

no

[rough lark]

yeah then other than that i don’t see how the applications would increase by a significant amount

not sure how duke numbers would skyrocket

[idle axle]

fucked me

duke ed a blood bath

[rough lark]

i would assume roughly 8-9k rea since harvard publishes their early mumbers and they had that much last year

so pretty much not much increase from before

[rough lark]

wait is this a portal email? i didnt get one from ucla yet and i submitted in october

[idle axle]

why u applying

[spring veldt]

his roles r wrong

[idle axle]

someoen said they thought it was cause duke passed uchicago

so its the highest ed school

[spring veldt]

wrong

highest ed is penn

[idle axle]

oh

u right

second highest then

forgot they did it

[spring veldt]

yeah

penn has always been above duke

[idle axle]

yeah i just forgot they didnt do rea

[spring veldt]

ahh yeah

penn's prob gonna break t5 next yr

[idle axle]

big jump from #60 but i believe

[rough lark]

bruh why do people even care about those rankings

[oak leaf]

Wdym above duke

[naive plinth]

Prestige

[oak leaf]

Like in ed accept rate?

[sonic dagger]

to make mommy proud

[idle axle]

rankings

[spring veldt]

it doesnt matter

[naive plinth]

^

[spring veldt]

but its fun

[oak leaf]

Lol

[naive plinth]

Idk about this lol

[idle axle]

ye my like 4th favorite school is indiana bloomington

[spring veldt]

i think its fun that penn might pass yale

[naive plinth]

My cousin goes there

She’s part of Kelley

[spring veldt]

i dont even look at non business rankings

[idle axle]

thats what ima do

bloomington has everything but location

[naive plinth]

Nice school

[naive plinth]

Yip

Yup

[rough lark]

thoughts on why stanford doesnt publish rea stats anymore

[spring veldt]

idk but ur counselor can prob call and get them lol

[naive plinth]

You should update your roles

[spring veldt]

i need penn to release their acceptance rate this yr

[naive plinth]

I need Stanford to accept me

[spring veldt]

true!

[naive plinth]

Are you done applying btw?

[spring veldt]

i mean if i get in ed yes

[plain veldt]

hi guys

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScyB_RrMuFd2dQfEaMQ95tnAU-7_qCUjcOovwgLROQdlU3txg/viewform

[naive plinth]

Oh I saw your name 😭

[spring veldt]

hahaha i wish

[muted sage]

Based

I love procrastination

Wow a lot of introverts rn

4 INFPs…

[idle axle]

its discord

[lusty sundial]

im curious is everyone here rea

and what were ur other options before deciding to rea to stanford?

[idle axle]

nope

[lusty sundial]

r u rd?

[idle axle]

unless i get in ed yeah

https://tenor.com/view/zion-williamson-duke-blue-devils-mood-basketball-gif-13728581

[lusty sundial]

duke is very tough

best of luck u will make it

[idle axle]

im an auto reject but thanks

[lusty sundial]

dont say that im sure ur fine

[idle axle]

find out in 2 days!

[lusty sundial]

update us we're here for u

[dim badge]

columbia, dartmouth, or penn

[merry river]

yale scea

[idle axle]

really chose the only one without a boost

[dim badge]

i'm legacy

so i thought it was worth a shot

[crimson pasture]

what does a strong cs profile for stanford look like do you think

[wintry delta]

Do you think you like Stanford's culture

[dim badge]

meh idk

[wintry delta]

It's described as techy and entrepreneurial

[dim badge]

i noticed the entrepreneurial aspect

it was kind of interesting the convos me and my interviewer

[lusty sundial]

probably have to be creative and have ur own project

i honestly love penn why didnt i apply there smh

[harsh sentinel]

How do they give financial shit without fafsa

[harsh sentinel]

I wanna apply to 8/8 ivies but i ran out of space on my common app lmao

[low kindle]

coalition baby

[prime turtle]

no idea, not i havent applied

[naive plinth]

Crazy people

[idle axle]

Oh yeah fs then

[harsh sentinel]

Georgetown

[harsh sentinel]

wtf are the UWash supplements

[harsh sentinel]

Yeah but who has the energy to make my counselors redo everything

[harsh sentinel]

i sense jealousy

[naive plinth]

?

[naive plinth]

From me?

I can apply to all 8 ivies 💀

I just think it’s crazy that someone thinks they’re an amazing fit for all 8

[harsh sentinel]

UW Seattle supplementals what's in that box

[harsh sentinel]

It's not about fit it's about ego

people who get in to 8 ivies go on the news and their parents get permanent bragging rights