Yale University (2023-2024)

[solar steeple]

That's MIT

[teal tusk]

if u care sm ab rules why would u break one and ask ppl to chance you…?

[visual crypt]

noo i mean the umass boston in my nickname is a joke

good school fr

[solar steeple]

actually no mit is umass Cambridge but nerdier

[teal tusk]

that’s also against the rules🔥🔥

[solar steeple]

what do you have against them😭

[vestal island]

mit is a bad school

they waitlisted me

[solar steeple]

no

[native crystal]

i never asked anyone to chance me, i asked people to chance intls who got interviews

[solar steeple]

mit is a wonderful school

[visual crypt]

what abt harvard😭

[vestal island]

no they waitlisted me

they're not

[solar steeple]

still counts as chanceme btw!

[vestal island]

a good school

[teal tusk]

chance mes are against the server policy🔥🔥🔥

[teal tusk]

LITERALLYYUH

[native crystal]

so is saying "what is yale's ar?" a chanceme

[teal tusk]

mit waitlist is so good!!!!

[vestal island]

wait if international got no interviews, its an auto reject ye? (ivies)

[teal tusk]

U SAID WHAT R MY CHANCES AT YALE LMFAOOOO

[solar steeple]

my 1 rejection is uchicago and yet i love them with my whole heart </3 don't hate on schools just because you didn't get in/got wl lol

[visual crypt]

bro if u got an interview as an intl that’s a good sign. case closed. good luck on march 28th

[teal tusk]

no

[teal tusk]

WHY R U WISHING THEM LUCK

[solar steeple]

saying "what is yale's ar for [insert specific category of person that you fit]" is a chanceme

[vestal island]

i heard no internationals get in without interviews to ivies

[solar steeple]

also didi please be nice

[visual crypt]

im not petty😭😭

[solar steeple]

Not true

[visual crypt]

^^

[noble steppe]

not always

[teal tusk]

i am😊😊

[visual crypt]

idk about this

[vestal island]

but you're semi international

how do you know

[noble steppe]

we can tell

[teal tusk]

not true bc sometimes there’s no alumni from that country in feral to give an interview i think

[native crystal]

dw this is one of the least offensive things he said to me - he literally trashtalked me and my friends here already

[solar steeple]

a lot of ivies have purely availability based interviews

[noble steppe]

they can still call in seniors or AOs tho

[junior osprey]

eeeee

[solar steeple]

She* please check pronouns:)

[junior osprey]

!yale

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[teal tusk]

i didn’t even trash talk u but go off

[teal tusk]

upvote

[junior osprey]

Still 8 days I can’t do this

[solar steeple]

and if you feel like someone's being rude to you please send a modmail or use /report

[teal tusk]

yeah i had mine w an old dude idek

[noble steppe]

fuck me that's soon

[native crystal]

i cant give a fuck about the pronouns of someone who calls me a girl when im male

[noble steppe]

my yale interview was with a KCL prof lol

[teal tusk]

BOIIII

[vestal island]

I think you're being rude to me 😭

[solar steeple]

i think interviews for intls matter for harvard, Yale and Duke but apart from that it doesn't matter

[noble steppe]

wild having an actual professor at a different uni icl

[solar steeple]

how /gen

[native crystal]

my stanford interview was with a upenn major

[noble steppe]

lol

[teal tusk]

heyyyy fun fact, upenn IS NOT a major! hope this helps😍😍

[vestal island]

you just give "school Z is badd eh"

like u be like

[junior osprey]

Is this only for intls that it matters this much?

[vestal island]

this school is bad

when others want it

i find it rude tbh

[noble steppe]

im actually majoring in stanford at yale so not true

(computer science)

[teal tusk]

i don’t think smrithi is being like that

[solar steeple]

sometimes people are rude to each other as a joke because they're friends and stuff but sometimes people are genuinely rude to others and it's hard for mods to distinguish because we don't know everybody so if you feel attacked or targeted please let us know so we can deal with it!

[native crystal]

do yale interviews matter more for intls than domestics?

[vestal island]

i read a message of hers in #✨-celebration-station before

[teal tusk]

wait do u fr go to yale

[vestal island]

that was like this

[noble steppe]

yes

lol

[teal tusk]

how do u like it

i’m so excited

[solar steeple]

personally i don't think I've ever done this but I'd love to see why you thought so

[teal tusk]

thoughts on directed studies? @noble steppe

[vestal island]

u did it in #✨-celebration-station before

[teal tusk]

no🔥🔥🔥

[noble steppe]

i didnt do It but some of my friends did

[vestal island]

i remember very well

[native crystal]

a friend of mine likes it so much theyre still crying they got rejected at hpsm

[solar steeple]

again i don't know but that's what I've heard

[noble steppe]

it's good for the right people i think

[teal tusk]

and ur friends sounds like a loser🔥🔥🔥

[solar steeple]

be the better person

[noble steppe]

you read a lot of books and end up skimming them as you can't like actually read them in depth

[solar steeple]

be nice /srs

[teal tusk]

LITERALLY SUCK IT UPPP COLLEGE DECISIONS FOR THEM WAS A YEAR AGO

[solar steeple]

do you happen to remember when/what school?

[teal tusk]

i wanna do it

what was ur camp yale cohort

[prime solar]

bruh let the utterly pointless beef die

[teal tusk]

i’m channeling my inner T rn

[vestal island]

dawg you have 927 messages in #✨-celebration-station - won't be able to find 😭

[solar steeple]

no i just wanted to know if you remember lol

[prime solar]

💀

[native crystal]

btw @teal tusk given im likely gonna get rejected at hpsm too, see ya at BDD

[noble steppe]

yeah i mean the only thing is i would say that if you're not really interested in a lot of the books it's probably a better idea to take classes specific to those

[teal tusk]

DID I LIEER

[solar steeple]

but ill keep that in mind, thanks <3

[teal tusk]

why r u acting like ur gonna get in😀😀😀

[noble steppe]

one of my friends didn't really rate a lot of the books second sem and ended up not rly liking it lol

[teal tusk]

before i got in i went in fully embracing a rejection. but i LOVE your confidence😘😘

[noble steppe]

(you also can drop it after going halfway)

[solar steeple]

is it that hard for you to be nice😭

[upbeat loom]

💀

[noble steppe]

OISS but i also was a FOCUS leader

[teal tusk]

I WANNA DO FOCUS

[native crystal]

im embracing hpsm rejections

which is why im so desperate for yale

[vestal island]

i forgot but i think it was something like u disrespecting a school because u got in (they spammed u or something)

and you don' wanna go

something like that

[prime solar]

buddy same appeal

[teal tusk]

love how u think u yale is beneath HPSM LMAOOO

[vestal island]

and others got offended too

[noble steppe]

it's intense but fun

[prime solar]

ah that’s fair

[teal tusk]

praying your AOs can see thru the bs☝️☝️

[noble steppe]

ehhhh if you're STEMbrained you can come to that conclusion

[vestal island]

yeah like literally no one is obligated to check ur bio before talking to u

[prime solar]

he’s got a math pfp

[teal tusk]

YES scholars 🔥🔥

[noble steppe]

especially the T/E part

yale math and sciences are solid

[prime solar]

honestly i don’t know if i’d pick harvard over yale given the chance as a stembrained person

yales science professors are pretty cracked and also better teachers

[solar steeple]

ohh yeah i remember that I said i got into a school that i applied to because they sent me a lot of emails but i did realise it was offensive and i apologized for it. please lmk if I say something like that again because i genuinely try not to hate on any school😭

[noble steppe]

for most majors the difference isn't that meaningful

[native crystal]

ok but harvard is next to mit

[prime solar]

this doesn’t mean anything

most of mit’s resources go to mit

[native crystal]

you can cross-enroll

[solar steeple]

i agree however you shouldn't assume people's pronouns. if you don't wanna check, use they/them

[prime solar]

only for classes not already offered at harvard

[noble steppe]

^

[noble steppe]

yes but this allows for deeper study

[prime solar]

which is far more advantageous to mit students than harvard students

[vestal island]

Yeah true, i always use they/them if i got no clue

[prime solar]

in what? engineering?

[noble steppe]

sciences too

[prime solar]

maybe a little but there are few mit classes that aren’t offered at harvard

and you have to like petition it’s super annoying

yale’s facilities are also newer

[teal tusk]

pls go to harvard

you’d definitely fit right in!

[prime solar]

like yes it’s less good superficially

[native crystal]

i will ofc if i get in

[vestal island]

Yeah I know ur intentions are genuine and aren't offensive but some people can get offended yk 😭 - sorry if i made u feel bad, i just rly got offended that day for some reason lol 😭

[teal tusk]

old campus 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[vestal island]

because my sister was happy about getting into that school

it was a target/safety for her

[native crystal]

rn harvard is my top choice, mainly cuz stanford is west coast, and ecbc

[teal tusk]

dyk anyone that’s lived in a princess suite

[solar steeple]

nono you're completely valid!! my bad

[teal tusk]

r those a myth

[teal tusk]

go there do NOT come to yale pls🔥🔥

[prime solar]

good resolution! ty omfg

[native crystal]

and we're gonna crush you in sports

[autumn kiln]

Spread love not hate 😡

[noble steppe]

yeah, they're just the top floor suites in a few of the OC dorms

[native crystal]

nah unfortunately ill have to go visit my friend every now and then

[vestal island]

jhu is so soon!

[noble steppe]

they're quite nice

[teal tusk]

this is funny bc yales beat harvard in football the last three years

[autumn kiln]

I am not a hater!

[vestal island]

@solar steeple did u do jhu

[solar steeple]

when i posted it i didn't think it was offensive because like schools send promotional email for a reason lol and they actually gave me Scholarship and honors and stuff and i was kinda psyched but in retrospect i can see why it was offensive so once again, my apologies!

[noble steppe]

tbh i think the best dorms are durfee (Morse)

[solar steeple]

nope, i want to be happy! /j

[prime solar]

nah she’s talking about the ruby haters

i support u ruby

[native crystal]

ugh i wish i had applied yale rea

[solar steeple]

ofc to everyone but you🫶

[teal tusk]

me and T r hanging out soon😭😭

[native crystal]

i would not be like didi

[solar steeple]

hating is so much fun

[vestal island]

cna i become a hater

[teal tusk]

thank GOD u didn’t🔥🔥

[native crystal]

being able to laugh at the people applying

[vestal island]

a didi hater

[teal tusk]

LITERALLYYYHY

[autumn kiln]

WOWW

[solar steeple]

why do you guys hate each other broski please let it go😭

[teal tusk]

literally no one is laughing help

i haven’t even laughed at u😭😭

[vestal island]

U LITERALLY HAVE HATER ON UR NAME 😭

guys imagine if i get into jhu

[prime solar]

[vestal island]

!jhu

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[solar steeple]

yeah but i only hate on Ruby and kvd and sometimes silly sheep

oh and Bertha occasionally

[teal tusk]

it’s in a group but i haven’t seen her in a few months so lowkey excited

[solar steeple]

#🤖-bot-commands

[prime solar]

lmao smrithi

[vestal island]

did anyone here take ap calc

[prime solar]

that’s p cool

[vestal island]

the exam

[vestal island]

oh yeah forgot, mb

[prime solar]

ngl i could probably see t in a society at yale

[solar steeple]

Im taking this year

[teal tusk]

she so would

we’re both gonna be writer at YDN

[vestal island]

i think u guys should disallow the bot to execute the ! commands in any other channel

like if it isn't allowed here

[teal tusk]

yes

[solar steeple]

we do that for ivyday

[teal tusk]

the one and only shen i took

[solar steeple]

!ivyday

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[native crystal]

!jhu

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[solar steeple]

oh oops

[vestal island]

💀

LMAO

[solar steeple]

in the middle it was restricted iirc

[native crystal]

!mit

[solar steeple]

but basically I don't think you can restrict to only one thread you can only do channel

and it's okay to use !jhu in the jhu thread

[prime solar]

i self studied it

[solar steeple]

yk?

[vestal island]

yah i see

[vestal island]

same

8th grade

[prime solar]

💀

[vestal island]

i hope it helps for college apps

[prime solar]

was it

aops

or self self

[vestal island]

it was BC and got a 5

yeah i was in middle school

[teal tusk]

well u did get a duke likely so

[prime solar]

💀 💀

[teal tusk]

r u international Q

[vestal island]

trust me its not that bad

calc BC is not hard

[prime solar]

im sure it'll help slightly

[teal tusk]

i dont thinm either of our schools would let us do that

but it def beloed

helped

[prime solar]

i don't disagree

[vestal island]

i think a 5th grader can get a 5 in BC

easily

but we just say they can't

so they can't lol

[prime solar]

💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

[vestal island]

im serious

[teal tusk]

well that’s a take

im sure someone could but

[prime solar]

nah

[teal tusk]

it’s very rare

i think

like it’s def possible

[vestal island]

its not hard like

[prime solar]

calc is a bit of a jump in thinking

[teal tusk]

it’s just that ur brain usually isn’t developed

[vestal island]

there's way harder stuff out there

[brittle anvil]

i got a 2.

[teal tusk]

enough of get there

[vestal island]

it is

[prime solar]

i think you can get the general idea

limits aren't hard to understand

[teal tusk]

LMAOO i got a 1 on the calc ab exam😘😘

i did NOT submit

[brittle anvil]

😭

[solar steeple]

math isn't easy for everyone

[teal tusk]

still got into yale tho!

[prime solar]

but like attributing them to the notation is difficult

[brittle anvil]

let me in 🥺

[prime solar]

and the rigor

[vestal island]

what 😭

[prime solar]

real

[teal tusk]

yup😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[vestal island]

i mean

unit 1 is just limits

[prime solar]

im so mad bc i got a 4 on mechanics last year

[teal tusk]

what are jazz’s thoughts on k @ lrei

[vestal island]

2, 3, 4, and 5 is basically just derivatives

its all light work

[prime solar]

bc i spent half an hour deriving a formula that was on the formula sheet

[solar steeple]

i was gonna say something but i will refrain because i don't want to be rude to anyone other than ruby and kvd and sheep

[prime solar]

and i also didn't get extra time despite being allowed to

[vestal island]

then other half is like series and integral calc

and some dif eqs

[teal tusk]

do u have accommodations

[prime solar]

yeah

[vestal island]

did u get an A

in the calc AB class

[prime solar]

baddd adhd

like not fake adhd

[teal tusk]

me too queen

same i’m on meds

[vestal island]

ap psych is tough

[prime solar]

i dropped them this semester bc i didn't like the idea of them

[vestal island]

i got a 4

[prime solar]

and it has been rough

[teal tusk]

lol no a b+ but my teacher rounded it to an a- after begging

[vestal island]

A- is good

[teal tusk]

yeah it was junior year so do or die

[vestal island]

how did you do on the SAT

[teal tusk]

1570

[prime solar]

wait idk what this means 😭

shit

[teal tusk]

and a 35 SS on ACT

which i submitted

[vestal island]

math?

i got a very close score

1580

[teal tusk]

800 on engl.

[vestal island]

770 math and 1 in ap calc AB?

[prime solar]

english is actually not that hard

but the math is legitimately not difficult

[vestal island]

calculus is light

[prime solar]

i think a lot of people will overplay how hard sat english is

[vestal island]

like

its light work

[native crystal]

getting < 800 on math is kinda embarrassing ngl

[prime solar]

ok bro

[vestal island]

the ap calc stuff

[vestal island]

it is hard

[prime solar]

i gotta ask you what math you've got up to

[prime solar]

nah

[vestal island]

i got a 540 first try

[teal tusk]

nice!

[vestal island]

english

then got 780

[prime solar]

i think if you can get inside sat people's heads

LMAOO

[native crystal]

wtf was that ad hominem

[vestal island]

sat is a dumb test

[prime solar]

you'll get an 800 on english

[vestal island]

no one is changing my mind

real dumb test

[teal tusk]

it’s literally just thinking how the ppl who write the test think

[prime solar]

yeah exactly

[vestal island]

doesn't even test scientific abilities

wtf

[prime solar]

they're stupid so you gotta be stupid

[vestal island]

just math and pure english

if it was something like math and science then maybe better

[teal tusk]

it’s literally always the most straight forward andwer

[prime solar]

YES

[teal tusk]

that was my mentality

[prime solar]

i keep telling people if you can write an essay defending your answer you're wrong

[vestal island]

me bro?

[teal tusk]

no bc the run on sentences w fancy words

are always the wrong answers

[vestal island]

my yale essay had no fancy words

its over

[teal tusk]

mine didn’t either

[vestal island]

hardest thing was probably "complication"

imagine

[native crystal]

my yale essays sucked ngl

[teal tusk]

i just made sure they were personal to me and that if someone read them they’d KNOW i wrote them

[native crystal]

i really liked my harvard essays tho

[prime solar]

im not gonna judge my essays too hard now

its kind of too late

[native crystal]

nah dw didi yale simps for oly kids thats well known

[vestal island]

bro what did didi do

[prime solar]

that's actually kinda true

[teal tusk]

wtf is oly kids

[prime solar]

olympiad

[vestal island]

like im a didi hater but didi is fine now

[teal tusk]

Who

[prime solar]

math/physics/bio

[teal tusk]

no

[prime solar]

and informatics

for stem

[teal tusk]

not true at all help

BB ISNT

AND JG

[prime solar]

he's not stem bruh

there is no way bb is stem

[teal tusk]

exactly

lime that’s my point i DONT simp for stem

[native crystal]

i know a guy who got in with no ecs, just olys and essays only about math (oh and 1460 sat)

[teal tusk]

Proud stem men hater!

[prime solar]

for stem kids they take olympiad kids

[native crystal]

ok fine, i consider them more of an award

[prime solar]

pretty straight and narrow

[prime solar]

im a failed humanities kid

[native crystal]

im still used to separating awards and ecs

[teal tusk]

Humanities kid forced(?) into engineering

[prime solar]

nah

i like the stem im into

but i like it for philosophical reasons

[teal tusk]

I was talking about myself

[teal tusk]

they’re both airheads

[prime solar]

ah

[teal tusk]

achilles is a beautiful airhead

idk how he’s at uchi to this day

[prime solar]

recruitment

[native crystal]

challenge: don't trashtalk anyone (IMPOSSBLE)

[teal tusk]

Isnt waitlist like a good sign ig for other colleges

[prime solar]

nah she's not wrong on these kids

i love bb so much

[vestal island]

i guess so

[teal tusk]

challenge: get over your ego! (IMPOSSIBLE)

[prime solar]

the heart of our complete garbage swim team

[teal tusk]

i like him hes nice

[teal tusk]

HDHRISIAHSHAU

[vestal island]

I GOT AN EMAIL FROM CORNEL

[teal tusk]

LIKELY?!!!!!

SHOW

[vestal island]

bruh its ithaca college

😭

asking when I'll commit

it was a safety

[teal tusk]

rip

[vestal island]

i thought it was cornell lmao

[prime solar]

that man is like a mastiff

like a big happy mastiff

[prime solar]

💀

oh nah didi got muted again

[vestal island]

what did didi do

like i literally don't get it

[prime solar]

no idea

[vestal island]

they just mute for no reason

[teal tusk]

Moderation moment

[prime solar]

she's like harmlessly combative lmao

man maybe it's sexism

[vestal island]

no one read that ig

maybe

[prime solar]

luck talks shit about yale all the time

[teal tusk]

Got into my far reach just now

[vestal island]

whats this

which uni

oh

its a tower

[prime solar]

maybe i should pull a lake and start a socialist rebellion

DSA DSA

[teal tusk]

nah the hardest ug course is probably some ug alg topology or alg geo sequence

[prime solar]

that makes sense

[teal tusk]

nah harvard > yale

[prime solar]

probably

[teal tusk]

yale is good but harvard is like t2 or 3 in math and physics

[prime solar]

but im also really into the arts part of yale ngl

[prime solar]

yeah

they're not attached to shit like mit or berkeley or chicago though

i think it's mostly namebrand

[cloud totem]

!yale

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[visual crypt]

what makes u say this

just wondering 👀

ik its true but wondering ur reasoning

[visual crypt]

MUTED AGAIN LMFAO RIP 💀💀💀

[cold mountain]

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[topaz peak]

what on earth is happening lmfao

[teal tusk]

well in terms of math and physics

[topaz peak]

but probably, yeah

[teal tusk]

actually the harvard math dept isn't what it used to be

with st yau leaving

but it's historically very strong

[prime solar]

shing tung yau's leaving?

for where tsinghua

[teal tusk]

nah i meant he left harvard for tsinghua

[prime solar]

oh yeah

wait did that already happen

nah maybe i hope for pton instead

june huh please

[teal tusk]

actually idk lol

[prime solar]

professor huh is my hero

like fr

[teal tusk]

also manjul bhargava 💙

yeah huh is super inspirational

also yitang zhang

[prime solar]

he gives me hope ill find my calling

yeah'

[rustic silo]

that person wasn’t even in the admit server lmao

[teal tusk]

LMFAO

I did not know grant had this much clout

he was in my seminar last semester

and he's my friend's roommate

💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

[teal tusk]

YOU GO TO YALE

in math and physics 😭

yale > harvard overall though

[teal tusk]

i am on my main discord 🙂 !!! i have to stay didi on here tho bc im not tryna get my first and last named doxxed LMAOOOO

bc theres like def cross admits from yale who r also in a2c

THE OPPS ARE EVERYWHERE

[teal tusk]

AGREE

[teal tusk]

HES FAMOUS ASF

ive heard mixed opinions on him

apparently hes the reason there were more rotc applicants to yale than ever in history LMFAO

he's a stand up guy

👍

[teal tusk]

thumbs up guy

[native crystal]

harvard >> princeton >> yale

[teal tusk]

leave

[native crystal]

why

[teal tusk]

💀 💀 💀

[teal tusk]

then WHY did you apply to yale help

[native crystal]

yale = law school and i dont wanna be a lawyer

[teal tusk]

we don't take this slander

[native crystal]

cuz yale > nothing

[teal tusk]

that just is not... how it works...

[teal tusk]

Id be glad to get into any one of them

[teal tusk]

lietrally

all 3 are great schools

@teal tusk how does mit stack up to harvard/yale physics

[native crystal]

2 are

1 is mid

[teal tusk]

You seem knowledgeable

mit >= harvard > yale

[native crystal]

agreed

[teal tusk]

Gotcha

[teal tusk]

wait like.. when did i ask for your opinion??

[teal tusk]

bro came to start a fight

oh thats right i didnt

Mit phys should be fun

[teal tusk]

you can say this when you get into all 3! mkay!

until then lets not talk shit ab schools ppl want to go to and attend 🙂 thank you

[teal tusk]

Mr mackey sounding ah

Mmmkay

[native crystal]

what i didnt even apply to 3! colleges, i only applied to 5

[teal tusk]

did yo u get into your ea/ed?

[teal tusk]

im saying. when you get INTO harvard yale and princeton THEN you can make ur ranking

until then do us all a favor and stop talking

because if you didn't then i have bad news for u...

[native crystal]

nah got deferred --> rejected

[teal tusk]

where

[native crystal]

mit

[teal tusk]

oof

[river osprey]

lmaooooooo

[sonic zinc]

Damn

[teal tusk]

YAS

🍿

[sonic zinc]

Generational hating

[river osprey]

these “discussions” are brain damage material

[teal tusk]

bro you're literally cooked

[teal tusk]

okay until you get into hyp lets not do any more of the shit talk on yale or any other school! thanks

if you only have 4 colleges lined up

[teal tusk]

Worse than skibidi toilet brainrot

and 3 are HYP

[native crystal]

fourth is a lost cause

[teal tusk]

NO BC I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU

[native crystal]

stanford

[teal tusk]

LMFAO

yeah idk how to tell you this....

[sonic zinc]

That’s real tho

[teal tusk]

Wuhan institute of virology on top tho

WHOS GONNA TELL HIM

[river osprey]

wait lmaoooo applying hypsm as 5/6 is crazy

[teal tusk]

it's joever

[sonic zinc]

He’s Standing on business

[teal tusk]

LIETRALLY

[native crystal]

i mean ngl i considered only applying hpsm but idk friend told me yale was good

so i applied

and didn't miss anything for completing hypsm

[teal tusk]

dude

[teal tusk]

it doesnt take a computational physicist to know yale is "good"

like we ALL know this

[teal tusk]

do you have no safeties?

[river osprey]

i was gonna do hypsm then i realized harvard fee waiver didnt work, not worth the $80

[teal tusk]

“I will settle for yale”

"guys i GUESS i can go to yale"

"its my safety. mit yield protected me yall"

💀

Yall wild

"mit yield protected me because they knew i wouldnt attend uwu"

[river osprey]

is bulldog days info out yet

[teal tusk]

"anyway, what book should i chatgpt a summary of and show to my princeton interviewer??"

[teal tusk]

yes!

15th to 17th

[river osprey]

like the schedule?

[teal tusk]

so so excited

lemme check my portal

[river osprey]

they send a sched link or smth

[teal tusk]

i wish i could host someone but i don't even have a suite lmfao

i'm in ldub

[river osprey]

it should be emailed

[teal tusk]

i love my host so much

[river osprey]

rip

pierson or berk

[teal tusk]

pierson

[native crystal]

i mean thing is, everything except hypsm id rather stay in my home country and then transfer next year to mit

[teal tusk]

😭

[teal tusk]

TRANSFER to mit is wild

[teal tusk]

okay sure

[river osprey]

does ldub have mold

which ones have mold

[teal tusk]

nah not really

[river osprey]

[river osprey]

thankfully you dodged the permacough

[teal tusk]

it's just generally a nasty building

[teal tusk]

yes the intinerary is out

[native crystal]

oh by the way, fun fact, i got into Cambridge which is better than yale, just that i cant afford it

[river osprey]

ooh fun, start planning, bdd is a lot LMAO

[vestal island]

did anyone get an email?

[teal tusk]

okay then

[teal tusk]

good for you

[river osprey]

yeah true

[teal tusk]

im so so excited!!!!!!!

[native crystal]

@solar steeple see edit logs, this person misgendered me again

[river osprey]

i still have not been to pierson dhall 💀

just pierson and dport left

[teal tusk]

yeah you're not missing out on much

[river osprey]

i hear the all white aesthetic can be pleasing

[teal tusk]

i wana transfer to hopper or berkeley so badly

[river osprey]

isnt hopper a downgrade 💀

[teal tusk]

is the extracurricular baazar allat

[solar steeple]

oh my god guys can you stop @teal tusk @native crystal

[teal tusk]

and i changed it bc i realized i did.. i say girl to everyone...

[solar steeple]

Berkeley?

[teal tusk]

honestly the location is nice

[teal tusk]

Berkeley college at Yale

[teal tusk]

i literally didnt even mean to it was just out of habit. i changed it bc i knew it was not their pronuons lmaoooo

[sonic zinc]

Dawg ain’t it 1 am wya 😭

[teal tusk]

not uc berkeley lol

[sonic zinc]

Sleep

[solar steeple]

boooo uc Berkeley on top

[river osprey]

yeah locay is good for those two

[solar steeple]

YEAH I CAN'T DEAL W THIS SHIT

[river osprey]

transfers were rough this year

i know like one girl transferred to murray

[teal tusk]

😮

i want a princess suite so bad

[teal tusk]

Berkley campus nice as hell

[river osprey]

and one td -> pierson

[teal tusk]

those are in welch i think

[solar steeple]

fr

[river osprey]

my friend has a princess in welch

[teal tusk]

I WANT IT SO BAD

[river osprey]

it looks massive from pics

[teal tusk]

but also i'll be happy w any dorm

but welch goes to davenport

[river osprey]

ur gonna need to get hella lucky LMAO

[teal tusk]

my friends is so cute

and davenport is mid

[teal tusk]

CROSSING MY FINGERS

[river osprey]

idk too many in dport

like 4 people

[teal tusk]

just pray you don't end up in ldub or td

[river osprey]

LMAO

td flooding moment

[teal tusk]

i wonder if u guys know my friend

[river osprey]

probably not lmaooo big school

[teal tusk]

grant tucker? 💀

HELP NO

NOT GRANT TUCKER

[teal tusk]

no no no

im watching his college reaction video rn lmfao

it was so like

oh my god

[river osprey]

hmm bro is nrotc interesting

[teal tusk]

this is my friends dom

i love it so much

[teal tusk]

apparently like 300 kids applieid for rotc at yale this year vs 90smth last year

[sonic zinc]

That’s so asthetic

[teal tusk]

JUST bc of grant

[sonic zinc]

Damn

[teal tusk]

its wild

[teal tusk]

ikkk

wow imagine actually having a good dorm 😭

ISNTI T CUTE

[river osprey]

lmaooo imagine decorating your dorm

[sonic zinc]

A full ride to Yale is hard to pass

[teal tusk]

when i visited last month i took sm cutie pics

[river osprey]

in the words of my suitemate less is more

[teal tusk]

time for a yump

[kindred topaz]

omg that window

and the faint light

[teal tusk]

same my room looks like a warehouse rn

[native crystal]

maybe you should have too

[teal tusk]

I KNOW

[kindred topaz]

it looks so ethereal

[native crystal]

the army would toughen you up

[teal tusk]

i dont need to use rotc to get in i can get in without it!!! and i did... teehee

[native crystal]

make you a man

[teal tusk]

LMAOOOOO whos midgendering now

[teal tusk]

ISNT IT CUTE?

[river osprey]

where dis at

[teal tusk]

some party my friend took me to

[river osprey]

youve been to more parties than me then

[kindred topaz]

YESS i love the color of the blanket too 🥹

[teal tusk]

and then a candid of some dudes djing

[teal tusk]

GYUFEGIYUFEWIG

i grew up in nyc ofc ive been to parties

and then in january i visited when it snowed it was so gorgeous

[river osprey]

oh u were there lmaooo

i pulled up for like 15 mins

and dipped

[teal tusk]

huh, what was going on?

[teal tusk]

yes lol i go to yale like once a month

[river osprey]

ycc snowball fight

[teal tusk]

i took this from the game too i feel like its cutie

kinda grainy

[teal tusk]

oh right

[teal tusk]

yes!!

[teal tusk]

ITS JUST STRIAGHT OUT OF PINTEREST

[native crystal]

ugh yale is so ugly

[teal tusk]

bro shut the fuck up🤣

[teal tusk]

i love how u say this as if you've gotten in

[river osprey]

wait why is bro coping

theres better ways to cope i promise

[teal tusk]

hes just sad hes not gonna get in LMFAO

so true

I'm manifesting rejections for @native crystal

[river osprey]

LMAO

[native crystal]

so nice of u

[river osprey]

i hope he ends up where he needs to be (which is clearly not yale)

[teal tusk]

OK BUT WHEN I DO IT I GET MUTED

i ate with this

[teal tusk]

LITERALLY he doesnt deserve to go

[river osprey]

stacks is crazy

[native crystal]

thanks! i agree i clearly don't belong in yale

[teal tusk]

YES

[native crystal]

i belonged at mit but whatever

[teal tusk]

u can leave the thread now kisses bye

[teal tusk]

the mit admissions office didnt seem to think so!

[native crystal]

harvard is fine for me too i feel like i belong there too

[native crystal]

human error occurs

[teal tusk]

harvard and yale are literally so similar...

[teal tusk]

its funny to me how you think its bc of a mistake on their end and you have no flawas

[teal tusk]

except.. yale is better...

[river osprey]

wait harvard is lowkey so ugly to me i cant handle the new england red brick style

[teal tusk]

NO LITERALLY I DID NOT LIKE HARVARDS CAMPUS

[teal tusk]

pierson college moment

[river osprey]

[native crystal]

yale is like the other law school

[teal tusk]

i only applied there so if i get in i can chant safety school at the game and mean it

[river osprey]

i have not yet been to pierson

[native crystal]

yale is to harvard what caltech is to mit

[native crystal]

but you have been to prision / jail

[river osprey]

caltech = mit so yale = harvard?

[teal tusk]

honestly pasadena is so nice

[native crystal]

caltech = mit but bad so yale = harvard but bad

[teal tusk]

i took this before i got in

[teal tusk]

bro can't stop shiting on schools

[river osprey]

lmaoo bro is brainless

[teal tusk]

genuinely top 10 worst takes i have heard/ read

[teal tusk]

bro cant get over his ego

[river osprey]

can we get a mute alr what a troll

[teal tusk]

literally how has this guy not been muted yet

[teal tusk]

I LOVE

[river osprey]

from the top of hq

[teal tusk]

IM SO SO SO EXCITED AHHHHHHH

[native crystal]

nah not only have i not gotten muted but yale, a college i dont wanna go to, loved me so much they gave me one of their 9k interviews

[teal tusk]

girl everyone got an interview ur not special

LMFAO

U ARE NOT THE SHIT

not you pulling the 9k statistic out of ur ass

[river osprey]

you sound like a bundle of joy

[teal tusk]

also pookie in case you didnt know, a good 7.5k of those ppl will end up waitlisted and rejected

if not more

[native crystal]

7k

[teal tusk]

LITERALLY

[native crystal]

yale accepts 2.3k

[teal tusk]

theyre definitely SO much fun at parties

[native crystal]

200 do not get interviews

[teal tusk]

At any and all social events

[native crystal]

so 2.1k get interviews and get in

[teal tusk]

STOP PULLING STATS OUT OF UR ASS AS IF U KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS PROCESS LMFAO

[kindred topaz]

this pic makes me so happy

[teal tusk]

U DIDNT EVEN GET INTO YOUR EARLY SCHOOL

[teal tusk]

i love taking candids

[native crystal]

EA*

but cuz all my other schools were REA, yeah practically REA

[teal tusk]

when did i ask

[native crystal]

istg my life would have been so easy had i been domestic

[teal tusk]

WHEN did i ask

[worthy bolt]

yeah wait how do yk this 😭😭

[teal tusk]

im sure thats it...

[worthy bolt]

didi ur becoming villain part two 😭😭

[teal tusk]

Whatever makes you sleep at night

[river osprey]

life is easier when you dont think in counterfactuals

[teal tusk]

they're literally insulting my school 😭

LIKEEEE

scroll up...

[teal tusk]

wait who is villian part two

[worthy bolt]

alpha wolf activate!!

[teal tusk]

OHHHHHH HER

BRO IDEC IT WAS FUNNY ASF I LIE TOOOOO

im not TALKING ABOUT YOU.

OH MY GOD.

HOW SELF ABSORBED ARE YOU

LMFAO

[native crystal]

i love myself sure

[river osprey]

the delete is wild

[teal tusk]

oh i can TELL.

[worthy bolt]

wait what’s the lore

behind this person

[teal tusk]

they're just trolling

[teal tusk]

OK ALSO U ADMITTED TO LYING TOO I BEEN SAYING THIS GIRL WAS THE SCAPEGOAT FOR HER FRINEDS

[river osprey]

i need to finish this 323 pset

[teal tusk]

MY FRIEND JOJO TOLD ME THAT SHE SAID EVERYTIHNG SHE DID BC THEY ENCOURAGED HER TO DO IT SINCE IF THEY GOT CAUGHT THEY COULD BE IMPEACHED FROM THEIR ROLES

[river osprey]

[teal tusk]

I FEEL BAD

[teal tusk]

oh hell no

😭

BUT ALSO SHES STEALING MY BF..

[native crystal]

didi avoid using caps (challenge impossible)

[teal tusk]

SO LIKE

[worthy bolt]

NOO NOT MATCHA I meant kz69

[teal tusk]

IDEKKKKK

[teal tusk]

OH MY GOD

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

NOT KEVIN

CRYINGGGGGG

[native crystal]

oh poor thing lost a boyfriend

[river osprey]

it’s joever i’m cooked

[teal tusk]

random user stop being an egotistical prick challenge (never been done!)

[teal tusk]

randomuser try to be happy and content with your life challenge

i'm also screwed in 5 days

i'm gonna get my ass handed to me by the last 5 weeks of math 302 😭

[river osprey]

whats in 5 daysb

[swift trellis]

\

[teal tusk]

IDEC ATP IM A MATCHA SYMPATHIZER @worthy bolt

[river osprey]

math 302 is wild

[teal tusk]

now lemme finish my yump

when we go back to school

[river osprey]

are you a math major

[worthy bolt]

NO SAME DW

[teal tusk]

yeah

[native crystal]

math55 is wilder!

[worthy bolt]

she’s too good for disc anyway

[teal tusk]

PLSSSS

[native crystal]

math major at yale?

[teal tusk]

NO BECAUSEEEE

[river osprey]

hmmmmm

[teal tusk]

I HATE HER FOR STEALKING MY BF

BUT AT THE SAME TIMEE

I DID THE EXACT SAME THINGGGG

SO ITS LIKE

I CANT BE A HYPOCRITE

[worthy bolt]

LMAOAO

[native crystal]

what did you do to get punished this way by God

[teal tusk]

ok lets not go that far...

[river osprey]

im tryna think who i know i math 302

[kindred topaz]

i need some popcorn while reading these

[river osprey]

tbh idt ik anyone

did you take 350 alr

[teal tusk]

yeah last sem

[river osprey]

wait

[teal tusk]

ok im gonna finish my yale dump now

[river osprey]

bro i know you

[native crystal]

anyway, see ya at BDD, even if i choose another college over yale, ill go to BDD

[river osprey]

LMAO

[teal tusk]

nah

[teal tusk]

LMFAOOOOOO

[teal tusk]

💀

bros gonna show up to an event he wasnt even invited to

[river osprey]

because only 4 frosh in math 350

small sample size

[teal tusk]

its giving... jana faith gavello...

[river osprey]

bro is absolutely cracked

[teal tusk]

nah there were 5

[native crystal]

ill be invited to it in 9 days

[teal tusk]

sure you will pookie😍

[river osprey]

wait ik AF RC FW

and you

[river osprey]

and then who else

[teal tusk]

fuck

LOOK HOW CUTE THIS RAINY PIC ISSSS

[teal tusk]

ES

[river osprey]

shit idk them off the top of my head

[teal tusk]

wait who are u 😭

why can't i pm

[river osprey]

i’ll send freq

[native crystal]

is this New Orleans

[teal tusk]

I ATE WITH THIS ONE TOOOOOOOO

[visual crypt]

hmm i'm debating between harv and yale

[teal tusk]

LOOK HOW PRETTTYYYYYYYY

[native crystal]

harvard > yale

trivial

[visual crypt]

campus is sexy asf

[haughty crest]

HI DIDI

[native crystal]

princeton vs harvard i still dont know

[visual crypt]

yea that's what i'm leaning towards

but yale is so pretty

[teal tusk]

ISNT IT???

[visual crypt]

and has great food

[teal tusk]

WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE U EVEN GOT IN TO EITHER PLACE LMFAOOOOO

[visual crypt]

god im in love

[teal tusk]

HI MY LOVER

[haughty crest]

HI BAE

POOKIE

[visual crypt]

DIDI YOURE GONNA BE MUTED AGAIN WTF

[teal tusk]

BRO I GO BACK EVERY SINGLE MONTH I CANT GET ENOUGH OF IT

[haughty crest]

overrated and i just copped jhu

[visual crypt]

wait are u in state?

[teal tusk]

NO IM FROM NYC

ITS LIKE 2 HOURS AWAY

[visual crypt]

😎

[teal tusk]

YESSSSS CONGRATTTSSSS

[visual crypt]

ohhh

[teal tusk]

@native crystal shes a SUCCESSFUL MIT admit too😘

[haughty crest]

TY TY

omg twinnnnn

[visual crypt]

LMFAOO DIDI BRUH

[native crystal]

ok but im an international

[visual crypt]

@native crystal good luck bro

[native crystal]

20 people get in from my continent

[teal tusk]

look how pretty

[native crystal]

thanks!

[haughty crest]

WTF UR INSANE

[native crystal]

i didn't get in

[haughty crest]

bless up

[teal tusk]

HE DIDNT GET IN LMAOOOO

[worthy bolt]

HELPP

[native crystal]

no, i already got rejected

[haughty crest]

wait for mit

STOP

DID

[teal tusk]

i SAID This.

[haughty crest]

DIDI WHAT THE FUCK

[visual crypt]

keep me posted. it's a bloodbath for INTLs but an interview is a good sign, you have a good chance dawg

[haughty crest]

I AWWEAR IM A NICE PERSON

IM SOS ORRY

[worthy bolt]

hodson scholar REVOKED 🤬

[teal tusk]

im just gonna zip it and keep sending cute pics

[native crystal]

do you know how good of a sign it is (?)

[visual crypt]

i don't tbh but I heard (don't take my word for it 🙏 ) that intl interviews are prescreened

[haughty crest]

yeah fr i hesrd that too

[native crystal]

oh are domestic interviews not prescreened

[visual crypt]

hmm depends on the school

i heard yale prescreens

[haughty crest]

no

[visual crypt]

yet idk how true that is

[haughty crest]

availabiltiy based

[visual crypt]

harv isn't prescreened

[haughty crest]

yale is prescreen yes

[native crystal]

yale

[visual crypt]

its availability

[visual crypt]

oh my god i love this

didi keep sending pics

[teal tusk]

YESSS I AMMMMM

[native crystal]

oh so intl interviews are more pre-screened for yale than domestic ?

[visual crypt]

yea i feel like if u submit a 1050 sat to harvard i don't think you'll get an interview

but idk tbh

[visual crypt]

nobody knows lowkey

just stay hopeful

^^

[spice willow]

Nobody knows how much of a good sign something is

[teal tusk]

i took this one at toads

[prime solar]

💀

i’m ngl like

[native crystal]

i see oh well

[prime solar]

you must be so fun at parties

[spice willow]

Let me read the backlog of messages in this thread

…

[prime solar]

sorry bertha

i’m letting it go

[teal tusk]

LOOK SO CUTEEEEE

[visual crypt]

@teal tusk im gonna send harvard pics 💀

[teal tusk]

u say this as if they get invited to any to begin with LMFAOOOOO

[native crystal]

didi, let's say goodbye to a2c together!

[visual crypt]

WTFFF

IM GONAN

WHATT

THIS IS SO SEXY

JESUS

YALE MOGS

OMGGG

OMG

WHATT

[teal tusk]

how about, you stop talking to me!

LOOK AT THAT ORANGE GLOWWWW

[visual crypt]

it might just be the weather

but dawg

[teal tusk]

all love to you really, but i just dont like harvard campus

[visual crypt]

i dont love it either 😭

i like yale's architecture a lot more

but

buildings are just a small part

[prime solar]

yeah i think it’s arbitrary

[visual crypt]

like i dont think i should make my decision based on that