Yale University (2023-2024)

[teal tusk]

like 99%

i havent payed my deposit yet im waiting on brown and barnard

british ben is so me

hey! im eliot! wowwww!!! mmmm sowwy

[unborn fractal]

u didn’t apply anywhere else

[teal tusk]

yes i did

other rd's

but brown and barnard

r the only ones that could change my mind about yale

[unborn fractal]

ohhh

yay

[teal tusk]

how about you?

[unborn fractal]

7 ivies + nyu + duke + Stanford

[teal tusk]

and also tufts civic semester

i did NOT have the energy for duke or stanford...

or all the ivies

[prime solar]

barnard and not columbia?

[teal tusk]

i dont like the core

we have discussed this queen

[prime solar]

fair

have we?

[teal tusk]

i tihnk we have

i've discussed it with somebody

bro did not want to read the illaid

or wtv they read i forgor

[prime solar]

this math pset is truly kicking my ass

[teal tusk]

i took ap calc and DIPPED

[teal tusk]

what is it on

[worthy bolt]

TY for only applying to the ones that u actually like

[teal tusk]

i hate the pretentious yalies that apply to like

every ivy and t20

just bc they can

or just to "see"

if they'll get in

which usually they do

and that takes the place away from other ppl who actually wanna go

also i was just not gonna pay that much in application fees haha

[unborn fractal]

eh

[teal tusk]

no i just mean the pretentious people

[prime solar]

multivariable differentiability

[teal tusk]

like some kids in the yale groupchat are horrible to talk to

they only talk about themself and college

[unborn fractal]

of course

[prime solar]

what the fuck is a morse function

[teal tusk]

like "omg guys did u know scripps came out they gave me a full ride uwuw"

stop

no one cares

[teal tusk]

oh that can be annoying sometimes

[worthy bolt]

WHATT they talk about that

that’s so wack

[teal tusk]

most of us dont

[hot pewter]

i heard this is ivy culture

[teal tusk]

but theres like 10-15 weird people who are obsessive

but most people talk in the sub-groupchats

like theres a chat for people from my city

[teal tusk]

no its not

those 10-15 ppl are like

exactly like the people who attacked me earlier today

[worthy bolt]

@unborn fractal “feeling lucky 🍀”

[teal tusk]

about college lol

they're the people who ONLY talk about school

[unborn fractal]

LMFAO

that’s so funny

[teal tusk]

is this an inside joke

[prime solar]

how many so far

[teal tusk]

i dont even know

to be fair

theres older nyc yalies too

like 27s 26s and 25s

[worthy bolt]

I mean it’s nyc 😭

so prob a lot right

[prime solar]

||caleb||

[teal tusk]

its a big groupchat bc theres ppl from other grades honetsly

[teal tusk]

bye.

wait huh

[prime solar]

im leaving that there

[teal tusk]

does he go to ur school?

i dont think we've gossiped about him yet

[prime solar]

yes

[teal tusk]

wait im so confused

last name

[rain notch]

!yale

[thin shard]

Yale University RD Date

Yale University decisions come out <t:1711666800:F> in your local time
8 days, 22 hours and 8 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[teal tusk]

OHHHHHHH

that caleb

i thought u meant a 28

i was like ??

lol i dont even follow him

[teal tusk]

like

yes and no

a lot of the nyc yale rea admits

were like

legacy

[tidal ridge]

Do all ivys come out at the same time?

[teal tusk]

or donor kids

[teal tusk]

yes

[teal tusk]

but yeah like

its a huge city

and theres kids from all the boroughs there

t is in it i think @prime solar

i actually like her a lot

[prime solar]

i really never got why people didn’t

she’s always interesting

[teal tusk]

i feel like

someone might think shes "performative"

i say that in quotes

bc i dont think she is

[prime solar]

i mean even if she is i honestly don't care too much

[teal tusk]

tbh me neither i like her

[prime solar]

bc it's not like she's particularly holier-than-thou on things that really don't matter

[teal tusk]

dyk her stances on israel palestine?

ik she does a lot of jewish activism

[prime solar]

no idea

i'm not keen to get into that argument with her on either side though

[gusty kernel]

:O did u do usamo today?. EDIT: w8 mb ur an int :(

[prime sedge]

damn are there lots of math oly kids here

[prime sedge]

wait did u do usamo

[gusty kernel]

yeah

[prime sedge]

damn

i can't make it past aime

[gusty kernel]

usamo cutoffs were awful this year

[prime sedge]

congrats dude big up tho

usamo is crazy

[prime sedge]

yeah i heard

last year i had a friend who was 1.5 pts away from the cutoff

[gusty kernel]

i started math pretty early

[prime sedge]

yea

[gusty kernel]

rip D:

[prime sedge]

damn 💀

i used to do more math but i kinda stopped in soph/junior year

so got stuck in aime

[gusty kernel]

yeah x_x
math comps are rlly hard because the competition keeps on getting better every year

[prime sedge]

yup

[rustic silo]

wait are you in nyalies???

we made an nyc yale discord

[teal tusk]

i joined the yale discord when i first got in

from an accont with my main email

but i was just notttt feeling it

[teal tusk]

i was talking ab the insta gc!

[rustic silo]

most of them seem quite nice from what i’ve seen

ohhh wait there’s an ny insta gc??????

[teal tusk]

yes kids in manhattan and bk

[rustic silo]

LMAO why am i not there 😭😭

[teal tusk]

r u from manhattan or brooklyn

[rustic silo]

queens 😔

[teal tusk]

NOT QUEENS

[rustic silo]

that’s evil

[teal tusk]

HAHA

[rustic silo]

what about the people disappointed you though???

[teal tusk]

huh

in the discord??

[rustic silo]

you said you weren’t feeling it

[teal tusk]

oh literally nothing i just dont use discord i revived this account from like 2021 to meet middlebury ppl HAHA

i prefer using the insta groupchats tbh tho so i can like

look at what ppl r interested in

and put a face to names

[rustic silo]

did you go to any of the ny meetups

[teal tusk]

like how ppl present themself online is pretty diff from like behind a "fake" name

[teal tusk]

no i didnt lol but ive hungout w a few of the nyc yalies not in big groups

i will probably reach out to more people after bulldog days

[rustic silo]

ah well we have mutuals then lmao

[teal tusk]

stop thats so funny

we def do

i heard theres already yale 28 couuples

[rustic silo]

yeah there’s been like 3 meetups since december

[teal tusk]

its wild

[rustic silo]

yeah it’s me 😭

[unborn fractal]

the fuck

[teal tusk]

pls omg

[teal tusk]

ok to be fair i have a fat crush on a classmate of mine rn

if he asked me to be his girlfriend right this second i would 100000000% say hell yes

[rustic silo]

where did you hear that… are there others?????

[teal tusk]

i dont know WHO the couples are ive just heard there are some

[unborn fractal]

u have a fat crush on like 20 people

[teal tusk]

theres one guy

who i think is CUTE

and another new englander who i LOVE

[rustic silo]

LMAO yeah i met my girlfriend at an ny meetup

[teal tusk]

and theres grant tucker whos like

grant tucker

[teal tusk]

awwww

thats so sweet

mom and dad vibes

is she from the city

[rustic silo]

nah li

[teal tusk]

like i said tbh if the guy i am in love with

asks me out

it is yes

100% yes

he is a perfect man

[rustic silo]

i lowkey think the relationships have arisen as a result of college obsessed kids finally having a life for the first time

[teal tusk]

honestly yeah

tbh is it just me

[unborn fractal]

That’s so funny

[teal tusk]

or are some of the ppl in the yale 28 gc like

extremely pretentious

and have huge egos

[rustic silo]

that’s every ivy admit lol

[unborn fractal]

I’m about to break mine off so I can be free this summer

[teal tusk]

i feel like those are the ones who only focused on getting into a t20 all thru hs and had no fun

[teal tusk]

your relationship??

[teal tusk]

really

[unborn fractal]

Yeah

[teal tusk]

idk i feel like even if i didnt get into yale rea and got flatout rejected i'd be okay

[rustic silo]

i saw a hilarious ss of a yale 28 kid ranting on a finsta about the incoming class

[teal tusk]

STOP I KNOW EXACTLY WHO UR TALKNIG ABOUT.

[rustic silo]

LMAO

[teal tusk]

THAT WAS SO GROSS

[rustic silo]

bro i was dying

[teal tusk]

i love how all of yale 2028 collectively hates her

"tbh guys everyone is so underwhelming"

go cry about it

like WHAT???

we all got into YALE

WHAT DO U MEAN????

SHES OUR CLASS VILLIANNNN

[rustic silo]

nah the best line was “everyone smart took calc in 9th grade you’re not special”

[teal tusk]

NO BC WHAT DO U MEAN

[rustic silo]

dare i say she ate

[teal tusk]

YES U DARE

its just like

embarrassing to her

i wonder who ss'd it

she got opps on her own finsta

[rustic silo]

idk but i was actually dying

[teal tusk]

literally SO many ppl unfollowed her

[rustic silo]

is this just a yale thing 😭 why can’t we be a normal ivy

[teal tusk]

bro i feel like we're normal

like all the ppl i've talked to are so cool

no cuz i looked her up

[rustic silo]

yeah i love practically everyone i’ve met

just generally interesting people

[teal tusk]

like if she sent me her profile and asked me to guess where she got in

my first guess wouldnt be yale

like idk

shes very like

cookie cutter

[rustic silo]

lmao that’s really funny

[teal tusk]

i was stalking her insta tagged

her soccer senior superlative is

"most likely to get a 1600 on the sat"

[rustic silo]

but like you don’t need to be like absolutely wild to get in

[teal tusk]

i was crying

[rustic silo]

i just did speech and debate

[hexed folio]

PLEASE

[teal tusk]

i totally agree

[hexed folio]

PLEASE

PLEASE 😭

LET ME INN

[teal tusk]

i think u just need to have like

a personality

and somewhat of a direction

[hexed folio]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-annoyed-stuck-outside-open-the-door-open-up-gif-16568613

[teal tusk]

like ur ecs should match ur major

[rustic silo]

and silly essays

i wrote “yale is silly” for my why yale

[teal tusk]

so so true

[teal tusk]

BYE

[dusky tusk]

damn kirk just like that

[hexed folio]

omg ur both prefrosh congrats

[teal tusk]

i got SO lucky...

[dusky tusk]

tf

[teal tusk]

like 80 kids from my school applied early lol

[dusky tusk]

thats what they all say

[hexed folio]

cap

[rustic silo]

2 kids applied from my school LOL

[teal tusk]

did u both get in

[rustic silo]

nope just me

[teal tusk]

oh poor person

[rustic silo]

nah he threatened to kill me after

[teal tusk]

oh

jk

[hexed folio]

if i get in i'll be my school's first yale admit

[rustic silo]

everyone cracked in my grade applied to princeton and columbia so we have like 10 kids going there

[teal tusk]

yale doesnt really take

[dusky tusk]

HUH

[teal tusk]

a lot of kids from my school

[dusky tusk]

BRO

[teal tusk]

like 5 or 6 TOTAL

so i was surprised so many kids got in early

[rustic silo]

more than mine LOL

[teal tusk]

ok to be fair

[dusky tusk]

yalls schools are cracked bruh

[teal tusk]

my grade has

1.5k kids in it hahaha

[dusky tusk]

we havent had an ivy admit in at least 4-5 years

[teal tusk]

so the ratio

is probably higher

[rustic silo]

well you go to a shsat school i assume

[dusky tusk]

nah just super small class size lol

we alr got tons of t20s

[teal tusk]

yes lol

[hexed folio]

my schools gets like 1-3 ivy/pseudoivy admits per year

[rustic silo]

yeah i just go to an insane public school

[dusky tusk]

wait whats a shsat

[rustic silo]

not even magnet

out on long island

[dusky tusk]

i thought u were saying shit school

💀

[teal tusk]

honestly

the pretentious yalie who complained

[rustic silo]

the SHSAT is the qualifying test for schools like stuyvesant and brooklyn tech

[teal tusk]

is just like

WHAT?????

[rustic silo]

oh you called her out 😭

[hexed folio]

LMFAO

[dusky tusk]

no doxxing

[hexed folio]

yeah

[teal tusk]

no bc what if shes on here

on she'd so be the type to be on this server

[teal tusk]

like and

[teal tusk]

ding ding ding

its basically like the sat but for nyc schools

[rustic silo]

though one thing i’ve realized is that i’ve yet to meet a person that didn’t deserve to get in

[teal tusk]

the only ppl i feel like "didnt desevre to get in" are the super snobby ppl who make yale and t20s and college admissions their personality trait

which is just like me being a hater

they def had the profile and stuff to get in

[rustic silo]

like at first i thought i got in as a fluke but im slowly realizing i got in for a reason LMAO

[teal tusk]

no litearlly same

i had lowkey imposter syndomre

at first

[hexed folio]

yall absolutely deserve it dw

[teal tusk]

but then my ao sent me a handwritten note

talking ab how much the committee liked my app

[rustic silo]

me too. only faded when i went 12-0 for my earlies and then was like “wtf did i do right”

[teal tusk]

it made me like

so happy

[teal tusk]

12-0 is crazy cngrats

i got rejected from fordham LMFAO

[unborn fractal]

where’d u apply

[rustic silo]

BRUH

[teal tusk]

my same reaction

i lost all hope for everywhere else atp

i opened yale in an UBER LMAO

i didnt even film myself

[rustic silo]

yale umich(ross) gtech uva ucb ucla ucsd ucsb ucd uci bing stony

[dusky tusk]

holy shit

[teal tusk]

you ate

[dusky tusk]

bro swept the UCs

did u get ucsb

[teal tusk]

ross ohhh wow ur econ

[teal tusk]

since they said 12-0 i am guessing yes lol

[rustic silo]

yeah today

[dusky tusk]

wait im blind

u included it

[dusky tusk]

what else do u have

left

[rustic silo]

harvard and princeton

[dusky tusk]

so total 14?

14-0 would be insane

[teal tusk]

i didnt do princeton

i did harvard tho

[rustic silo]

i would genuinely start tweaking

[teal tusk]

but just so that i can actually mean "safety school" during the game

[dusky tusk]

i would start twerking

[teal tusk]

that was literally the only reason

i did h

[rustic silo]

oh i just wanted to have the option

[teal tusk]

their campus is so underwhelming i feel like

[rustic silo]

too cold

[teal tusk]

ok so is nhv

is it just me or is it not as scary as ppl say it is

[rustic silo]

yeah it’s pretty normal

tbh i only stayed within a 10 block radius of campus though lol

[teal tusk]

r u going to bulldog days

or saturday

[rustic silo]

bdd obviously

[teal tusk]

gotcha

i have holy cross admitted students day on the 15th 💔

so idek if i can go to bdd

[rustic silo]

cmon bruh are you gonna miss bdd for holy cross

[teal tusk]

i got a FAT scholarship

so lowkey..

plus ive toured yale so many times

[worthy bolt]

I’ll go for u

[teal tusk]

u will get in anyway!!!!

[rustic silo]

bdd is very different from a tour

[teal tusk]

i knowww but ive also like

stayed over

and like

shadowed ppl at classes and clubs

im registered to go

though

[rustic silo]

there’s a cohort of kids taking a bus from MIT admitted students day on the 14th which i find insane

[teal tusk]

but plans may change is all i'll say

[teal tusk]

I HEARD AB THAT

im taking the train or having my driver bring me

idk yet

[rustic silo]

i’ll probably take metro north

[teal tusk]

i might go w some of the other nyc yalies

[teal tusk]

LMAO yup.

[rustic silo]

well if there’s room in your group we should all go together

[teal tusk]

ppl have been talking about it

[teal tusk]

i dont have a set group yet but that would be fun

[rustic silo]

so far just my gf and i are traveling together

[teal tusk]

awwwww

how long have u guys been dating

[rustic silo]

like january

[teal tusk]

this is your first relationship isnt it

[rustic silo]

far from it lol

[unborn fractal]

if my friend and I get in we’ll take her jet from Texas to bdd 🥳🥳

[teal tusk]

HAHA

[teal tusk]

yeehaw

[worthy bolt]

WHAT

[teal tusk]

not the jet

you will get in u did reseach at yale

ur like a shoe in

[rustic silo]

first real relationship since the college grind started at end of junior year though

[teal tusk]

all the ppl ik who did research @ yale got in

[teal tusk]

ok i figured lol

[worthy bolt]

the yale clinical thing…

[teal tusk]

huh

whats that

[worthy bolt]

YCCI

[teal tusk]

idk

[prime solar]

i did research at uchicago and they waitlisted me

[rustic silo]

me and the 3 other kids that won the yale invitational debate tournament all got in as well

[prime solar]

bruh

[worthy bolt]

if i get into hypsm im finding the richest ppl and befriending them

[teal tusk]

i mean like

[prime solar]

they just all hang out with the other rich people

actually that’s not true

[teal tusk]

ppl who did research w a professor

[prime solar]

i’m lying

[worthy bolt]

true 😭

[dusky tusk]

that many yale rea got into mit??? wow

[dusky tusk]

MY DRIVER???

[worthy bolt]

Wait can they even do that

[rustic silo]

well like 7 so not that many

[worthy bolt]

REA and MIT EA?

[prime solar]

i worked with a guy with a named professorship

[rustic silo]

or RD

[unborn fractal]

No they got in RD mit

[teal tusk]

lol my dads company

[worthy bolt]

OH LOL

[teal tusk]

has a driver service

for whenever we want

hes not like a FAMILY driver

[rustic silo]

but i predict there will be a fair amount of cross admits to harvard as well

[teal tusk]

oh most definitely

[rustic silo]

like i’m sure there are 100-200 kids insane enough to get into both

[dusky tusk]

nah all yall mfs rich as hell i need yall in my connections fr

[worthy bolt]

😭

[teal tusk]

oh 100%

[dusky tusk]

ivy league network = 🤑 🫰 💸

[teal tusk]

theres this yale 28 from socal

[dusky tusk]

gimme gimme

[unborn fractal]

how do u think I feel when I’m talking to hday girls

[teal tusk]

who i heard got likelies like

everywhere

[dusky tusk]

blud ur one of them

[teal tusk]

columbia harvard etc etc

and he did the senate thing

and like

[rustic silo]

lmao my g @visual crypt clutched the yale and harvard likely

[teal tusk]

won some crazy competitions and whatever

its insane

[unborn fractal]

WAIT ik who ur talking abt LOL

[teal tusk]

hes from socal too which is such a difficult region

[rustic silo]

was this the dude who was with joe biden like last week LMAO

[teal tusk]

stop yes

but lowkey there were like

10 ppl with him atp

😭

thru the senate program

[rustic silo]

one of my friends who graduated last year went 8/8

[unborn fractal]

AARON LOL

[teal tusk]

and he always post like aesthetic angle pics on his story..

[hollow agate]

oh yeah ik someone who did the senate program

[unborn fractal]

UR TALKING ABT AARON

LMFAO

[teal tusk]

he seems super chill

very driven

[rustic silo]

yeah we dm on insta

[teal tusk]

he seems so cool

when he followed me back i was like

omg

thank you

[rustic silo]

don’t we have the youth world ping pong champion in our class LMAO

[teal tusk]

u wanna see MY content

thank you

[teal tusk]

BYE I HEARD AB THAT idek who that is tho

i heard we have like

children of major politicians

[rustic silo]

well that’s obvious

there’s one kid who i want to meet so bad who is a reviewer at these michelin restaurants

[teal tusk]

OH MY GOD

I KNOW EXACTLY

WHO UR TALKING ABOUT

HE IS SO FUCKING COOL.

[rustic silo]

one of the kids at the yale meetup made an open source antivirus that won a major competition

[teal tusk]

that sounds so cool

im not stem at all lol

[rustic silo]

idk i just did debate 😭

and deca

[unborn fractal]

WAIT who

[teal tusk]

please

i did like

only 4 or 5 things at school

its so hard to standout

esp from our area too

[rustic silo]

i don’t know if i did anything super unique lol i just won a lot of comps

[teal tusk]

i didnt

i think i just had a unique spike!

[rustic silo]

• charcuterie board business LMAO

[teal tusk]

i fuck with charcuterie so heavy hello

[rustic silo]

broooo i sell them

[teal tusk]

three little pigs

has my heart

tell me yk what im talknig ab

i litrally have a LIST of my fav charcuterie places in the city its so bad

im a former fat kid

[rustic silo]

LMAO yeah

wait you should so order one maybe

[teal tusk]

lowkey i might just

for my grad party

its gonna be SO much fun

[rustic silo]

dms

[teal tusk]

its like joint w two of my friends

and we're going to her house in the hamptons and having it this summer

and the guest list is like alr over hundreds of ppl

@rustic silo have u seen that one guitar guy

in our class

he like plays in a band

[rustic silo]

hmmm maybe

[teal tusk]

have u posted on the yale page yet

i want to but it lowkey looks like its being run by some ai scam

tryna steal my data

LMAO

i think i will in like may or june when ppl commit

so my post doesnt get lost in the sea of ppl

[teal tusk]

i heard we have like

[rustic silo]

not committed

[teal tusk]

one of the rihanna superbowl backup dancers

in our class

[teal tusk]

same

[unborn fractal]

what r these insane people

[rustic silo]

hoping to clutch hyp first

[dusky tusk]

tf

[teal tusk]

wild but fair

is ur gf fully committed

[dusky tusk]

if u do ima be extremely impressed but also mad as hell

[rustic silo]

nope but she has oxford though

[teal tusk]

oh wow shes smart smart

i had barely a 3.8 and said fuck it im fine

[rustic silo]

ate fr

[teal tusk]

i dont think yale cares as long as ur in the top 10%

tbh

[rustic silo]

i had 4.0/1590 but like most applicants did lol

[teal tusk]

1590 wow

[teal tusk]

help thats crazy

yeah thats why i thought i was gonna get rejected early

like coming from my area my stats are not as high as most ppl

[rustic silo]

well yeah nyc is like that

[teal tusk]

first amendment advocacy took me far

🫶

[rustic silo]

LMAO i was carried by awards

[teal tusk]

pls my school is primarily asian too its so

hard

[teal tusk]

love that

and ur business too

maybe ur ao figured u'd send them a free board to munch on

[rustic silo]

hopefully. in my ao letter they talked about my rap career supp

[teal tusk]

thats so funny

have u seen that one guy

who got a yale likely on tiktok

he posted on the page too

hes from like texas

his tiktok went sooo viral

[unborn fractal]

YES ik him

[rustic silo]

yeah but we got in too so it doesn’t matter

[unborn fractal]

Ethan

[teal tusk]

ur really namedroppin hahah

[rustic silo]

like before i was wildly intimidated by hypsm admits and now it’s like “whatever”

[unborn fractal]

I used to try not to but I’m so easily doxxable

So idrc

but I love Ethan

[teal tusk]

atp im MANIFESTING a princess suite

thats my biggest concern rn

LMAO

i dont wanna end up in morse or stiles

[rustic silo]

lmao I’m just manifesting any college besides Ben Franklin or Pauli Murray

[teal tusk]

pls literally

[rustic silo]

Branford PLEASE

[dusky tusk]

and samuel too right

[dusky tusk]

bro jefferey is my favorite omg

[teal tusk]

BRANFORD YES

and saybrook

[zealous jolt]

guys i think they want me

[rustic silo]

branford, trumbull and saybrook are my favorites

[dusky tusk]

aint that the williams blud

[teal tusk]

i want a welch princess suite.

[rustic silo]

i’m actually a fan of morse and ezra stiles though

the architecture is really cool

[zealous jolt]

williams didnt want me enough the first time around 😦

[teal tusk]

davenport please plspslpsls

[dusky tusk]

didnt u say u spend ur whole life at MIT or smth

did u get in

[zealous jolt]

deferred -> rejected big L

[dusky tusk]

smh

[zealous jolt]

my essays where mid asf i cant even be mad

[teal tusk]

4th floor princess suites PLS

[dusky tusk]

whats ur 1A

[teal tusk]

what is 1a

ok wait what does a d r mean

im so confused

[zealous jolt]

oh zoomass slamhert i havent heard back from nearly all the schools i applied to

[rustic silo]

accepted, deferred, rejected

[zealous jolt]

^

[teal tusk]

oh god...

[zealous jolt]

im going for an even split fr

[rustic silo]

so i’m 12a 0d 0r

[teal tusk]

i have boola boola bark bark in my name bc its funny i feel like

[zealous jolt]

i just need a WL now so i can have it be even

[dusky tusk]

im 5A 2 D

[zealous jolt]

whats the acceptances

[dusky tusk]

3 safeties, ut austin, georgetown

[teal tusk]

wooo congrats my sister goes to gtown!

[zealous jolt]

georgetown is hype

[rustic silo]

georgetown DUB

[dusky tusk]

fr (ppl said its an ivy rejects school so will be perfect for ya boi)

[rustic silo]

it lowkey would have been more gratifying to find out about yale after some of my other schools

[dusky tusk]

what year?

[teal tusk]

tbh i was dying bc i got rejected from fordham right before

[dusky tusk]

FORDHAM???

[rustic silo]

yield protection trust

[teal tusk]

shes a sophomore! but its techincally her first year, she transferred out of upenn

[dusky tusk]

woahhh

[teal tusk]

i applied to the business school so i think that was why tho lol

[dusky tusk]

transferred out of upenn

sheesh

[teal tusk]

yup

[dusky tusk]

what major

[teal tusk]

she goes to sfs

[rustic silo]

i’m the first in my family to not go to NYU lol

[dusky tusk]

oh word

[zealous jolt]

naw georgetown is a win dont they spew out ambassadors

[dusky tusk]

they feed nyc for ib so im happy

[rustic silo]

both of my parents and most of my grandparents went

[teal tusk]

lol my parents r both immigrants

[dusky tusk]

i got legacy at...nothing

👍

[teal tusk]

i have sibling legacy at schools i didnt even apply to

[dusky tusk]

and u didnt even throw an app their way 😭

[teal tusk]

so i dont count it

[rustic silo]

you NOW have legacy at gtown

[zealous jolt]

i would have legacy at uchi if my grandfather didnt get kicked out for smoking weed

💀

[dusky tusk]

i mean only if i go

[rustic silo]

i would have if yale rea didn’t work

[teal tusk]

my school is a huge nyu feeder but i didnt apply

[rustic silo]

but i thought i could aim higher than stern 😏

[dusky tusk]

i have 15 decisions rd plus my 2 deferrals so who knows where ill end up

[dusky tusk]

why no wharton?

[zealous jolt]

i got 3 this friday and then 2 next friday and then its all yaleover

[rustic silo]

don’t really like penn lol

and besides i wouldn’t choose it over yale even for business

[teal tusk]

i have tufts and bc im so scared

[dusky tusk]

11 on ivyday has consumed my mind thats all i can think about

[teal tusk]

i would go to tufts over yale IF i get into the program i applied for

pls civic semester clutch up

[zealous jolt]

11 is crazy gl. u waiting until 1 time to open all of them or r u doing it when it comes out

[teal tusk]

fully agree

im lowkey sick of the city

[rustic silo]

same i need to get out of here

[teal tusk]

ok ur from queens pipe down

[dusky tusk]

not sure when duke/stanford come out but ik nyu comes out at 3 my time and ivies at 6. i think ill split it into 5 and 6 or if stanford doesnt come out then 5 and 5

[rustic silo]

BRUH IM ON THE EAST RIVER IM LIKE 2000 FT FROM MANHATTAN

[dusky tusk]

anyways im autoreject yale

no interview

👍

[teal tusk]

YEAH I SAW THE 5K FEET

[rustic silo]

😭😭😭😭

[dusky tusk]

oh yall from nyc

sheesh

[teal tusk]

i am not him.

QUEENS DOES NOT COUNT ISTG

YALL R SUBURBIAN

[rustic silo]

BRO IM IN LIC

[teal tusk]

bro western tip

NAHHHHHH

do u have nyc in ur insta bio too

[rustic silo]

no just ny

[teal tusk]

ok valid

[rustic silo]

i dmed you my insta

[teal tusk]

i didnt get anything

did u know

[teal tusk]

some girl who has a seat on the dnc applied to yale too

i just know i'd be cooked rd

lmao

like u r our age and already a rep

[rustic silo]

silly

accept friend request

[teal tusk]

rd is so comp this year

did u listen to the admissions podcast

when applying

[worthy bolt]

STAWP annika is the goat

[teal tusk]

oh yes i tihnk that was her name

she seems cool!!!!

how do u know her

[worthy bolt]

hsda!

[teal tusk]

ooh cool

[worthy bolt]

I think she got into harvard rea

[teal tusk]

i mean probably

[worthy bolt]

so she’s clearly amazing lol

I think shell get into yale

[teal tusk]

i pray for other ppl in her area

[teal tusk]

yeah shes friends w one of the 28s

[worthy bolt]

we live in the same state lll

[teal tusk]

and they were talking ab her

in the gc

[teal tusk]

oh wow

tbh u got deffered its ok

i think it gives u a boost in rd

so did my husband grant tucker...

AND LOOK AT POOKIE NOW

[dusky tusk]

grant acc sold

bro passed on harvard

[worthy bolt]

erm actually if u review his tiktoks he explains why 🤓

[dusky tusk]

poor choice sadly

tell me

would u pick yale over harvard and pton

i wouldnt even get that far (upenn save me)

[worthy bolt]

nope yale would be bottom of the stack tbh

y’all remember when he was hyping up his commitment reveal for weeks

[teal tusk]

grade inflation

[teal tusk]

pls he still has those posts up...

[dusky tusk]

i hate him

[teal tusk]

NO

dont have my man

[dusky tusk]

not even glazing but he is literally a model

like he makes money from it

and he basically swept ivies

and he is rich as fuck

my #1 opp

[dusky tusk]

good luck with that gng

[teal tusk]

bro is plotting smth like tai lung

[dusky tusk]

i am lisan al gaib i am tai lung i am anakin

antihero 😈

[teal tusk]

wildin

[dusky tusk]

dont nerd me

im coming

[worthy bolt]

“I’m taking my talents to…”

[dusky tusk]

that shit pissed me off

[teal tusk]

i cant w him

hes so silly

[dusky tusk]

bro toured all 3

[worthy bolt]

I’m doing a deep dive into Grant

[teal tusk]

i think he started modeling after the college stuff

he is SO hot

[teal tusk]

ok to be fair

he kinda got in bc of rotc...

[dusky tusk]

bros turning into hawk d1 glazing

nah youre just not funny

when hsxd says it its so much funnier

[worthy bolt]

😭 sorry idk what the Miami thing is

[teal tusk]

NOT NOAH SCHNAPP

[worthy bolt]

my heart skipped a beat and I started writing a love letter 🥺

[dusky tusk]

tf

[teal tusk]

he had like an nrotc scholarship

without it i feel like his app is weaker

[dusky tusk]

oh yea i know that harvard kid on tiktok

nick i think

[teal tusk]

but its okay hes hot asf

[dusky tusk]

he also did rotc

[teal tusk]

idk who that is

i honestly never watched a lot of college admissions videos or whatever going in

i just know ab grant tucker bc hes hot

and his reaction got like 1m likes on tiktok

[worthy bolt]

I’m missing crucial background info unforch

[teal tusk]

oh girl

i've done so much stalking

on him

like i KNOW his profile

tbh he did deserve to get in with or without rotc tho

is what ill say

dont judge me im just a girl

pls

[teal tusk]

HIS TALENT IS HIS LETHAL FACE CARD

and the abs idk

[worthy bolt]

ok but his essays..

[teal tusk]

they werent even bad idek why ppl hate on them

[worthy bolt]

STAND UP FOR URSELF 😭✊

[teal tusk]

LET ME LIVE

i just know

the guy i have a crush on rn

whos a yale 28

is the next grant

like i KNOW

his yale commitment post went micro viral it has like 2k likes on it rn

[haughty crest]

didi i saw a white person on my fyp today

and i was like

[worthy bolt]

I need to know who will be the next version of each college influencer

[haughty crest]

didi would like him!

[teal tusk]

STOP IT

was he hot...

did he have fluffy hair

was he tall

[haughty crest]

kinda

yeah

[worthy bolt]

micro viral is crazy ngl 😭

[teal tusk]

i swear

[haughty crest]

to both

[teal tusk]

the guy

i like

hes so

grant

but like better

he is so not a fuckboy

or he doesnt look like one

[haughty crest]

who is grant

[teal tusk]

tbh if ur from like buttfuck nowhere new england how can u be a fuckboy

like who r u gonna rizz up the trees

[teal tusk]

this yale guy on tiktok

i unfollowed his insta so i dont look like a fan

grant tucker not northeast boy

[visual crypt]

🤫

[haughty crest]

LMFAO

does he care tho

[teal tusk]

lemme check his likes

[haughty crest]

i mean whatttt

[teal tusk]

ok probably not

BUT

ITS OK

i stalk him like everyday anyway

ok yale new england boy literally has like

hella likes on the 28s page too

like more than a lot of the other ppl

@worthy bolt im not crazy i promise

hes giving such like

golden retriever vibes

@haughty crest i showed u him yesterday remember

[haughty crest]

OHHHHHHHH

bro

he legit

[teal tusk]

ISNT HE SO CUTE

[haughty crest]

is just tall

and has fluffy hair

bro

💀

[teal tusk]

HIS PERSONALITY IS SO GOOD THO

[haughty crest]

ik what u mean tho

[remote vortex]

crazy convo in the yale thread

[teal tusk]

i tak ecredit

[haughty crest]

ever since didi showed up..

[teal tusk]

HE IS SO CUTE

LIKE DONT EVEN LIE

his yale post has like hundreds if likes on it

[hot pewter]

its time to raise ur standards

[teal tusk]

he needs to move

away

from middle of nowhere new hampshir

to nyc

PLEASE

[remote vortex]

do u have a pic

[teal tusk]

yes

obviously

im not gonna doxx this man tho

[remote vortex]

oh ok

is this the same nrtoc guy

[teal tusk]

no no

thats grant tucker

and hes a 27

rn im talking ab this guy from like the northeast

whos a 28

i love him

[teal tusk]

ok true my bar is on the ground..

[remote vortex]

oh

[remote vortex]

imagine hes in this discorfd

discord

[teal tusk]

OH GOD

brb deleting that state

from like every sentence i've said ab him

[remote vortex]

nah it wont matter

unless ur dicsord is known

discord

[worthy bolt]

I think I found him 😭 I have too much time on my hands

[remote vortex]

ive seen this grant tucker guy

on tikto

tok

mf is the guy who said "i will be taking my talents to "

on his commitment video

[teal tusk]

app so

[teal tusk]

bye how

and who do u think...

[teal tusk]

idk if we're thinking ab the same person right now

@worthy bolt come back

I NEED TO KNOW

[teal tusk]

DONT LEAVE ME IN SUSPENSE HELP

ok thank you

[worthy bolt]

DETAILS R MATCHING

[teal tusk]

WHO IS IT

AND HOW DID U FIND HIM

😭

OH MY GOD.

HOW

HOWWWWWW

LITERALLY HOW

NO SPILL

SPILL

pls i need to be not this obvious

HOW DID U FIND HIM

ok and like idk if u like men..

but IS HE NOT ADORABLE???

LIKE HES CUTE RIGHT?

@worthy bolt

[worthy bolt]

I’m trying so hard to see what u see

[teal tusk]

STOPPPPP

on a real note

how did u find him

im actually curious

i thought it was like

a town in england or something

i only know like two ppl from there

and they're both yalies

oh god pls

if he mansplained to me

i think i'd be okay with it

[worthy bolt]

LMAOAO

[teal tusk]

I NEED TO FIGRUE OUT WHO FROM YALE IS CLOSE W HIM

OR JUST LIEF

I NEED TO MAKE THEM MY BFF

SO THAT HE AUTOMATICALLY BECOMES MY BFF

[unborn fractal]

wait grant had ROTC?

[teal tusk]

in a2c discord is crazy

[teal tusk]

yes

LITERALLY

i always slide up on his insta notes

i looked at a pic of bro - he's p nice looking ig

[teal tusk]

HOW DID U FIND HIM OTO???

WTF

@worthy bolt oh god

[teal tusk]

i saw the intiials and went to yale insta

NO NO NO NO

YALL

STOP IT

LMFAO I FOUND IT TOO

you are the one bringing attention to this 💀

WHAT

THE FUCK

GUYS

NO

I SEE WHAT UR

SAYIGN THO

[teal tusk]

IS HE NOT CUTE AF???

hes such a golden retriever

HE GIVES GOLDEN RETREIEVER\

LMFAO YES

SAME BRAIN

YES

all the people on the insta look nice

LITERALLY

GOLDEN

[hot pewter]

loll i have mutuals w him

[teal tusk]

LIKE COME TO ME NEW ENGLAND BOY

[unborn fractal]

LOL

[teal tusk]

YES

[teal tusk]

I HOW

u alr leaked the state

💀

rizz him up at bulldog day

and i changed it

in all the messages

[teal tusk]

im gonna try

[prime solar]

girl quit while you're behind

[teal tusk]

wild

[teal tusk]

WHY

[teal tusk]

nah she got it fr

i wanna pull him

BEING DELULU IS THE SOLULU

i have 4 years

🙏

[unborn fractal]

LOL I SEE IT

[teal tusk]

IVE BEEN SAYINGGGGGGG

[barren basalt]

Hi

[visual crypt]

hi

[prime solar]

isnt he '27

[teal tusk]

ISNT HE CUTE??

[visual crypt]

no timer here

[teal tusk]

no hes 28

[visual crypt]

:>

[worthy bolt]

LMAOO THIS IS CRAZY

[teal tusk]

HOW R U GUYS FINDING HIMMMMM

d1 stalkers up in here

[worthy bolt]

he unknowingly has a fan club

[unborn fractal]

I SEE WHAT U SEE

LMFAO

[teal tusk]

im the founder of the club

im the PRESIDENT

[teal tusk]

you are leaking all the info 💀

[unborn fractal]

do u even know him didi

[teal tusk]

NO IM NOT IVE LITERALLY DELETED EVERYTHING

[teal tusk]

we have talked like a little

like texted

I MEAN

WAIT

a bit