Yale University (2023-2024)

[cobalt rampart]

i think im traveling during spring break

IDK IM DOING SOMETHRING

[unique plank]

well i’m in arkansas so ill just leave it at that

[cobalt rampart]

yeah mismis only good for finance

[unique plank]

my harvard interviewer was from mississippi

[cobalt rampart]

ikr

those senior interviews

were both auto admits

[cosmic geyser]

how much is too much in an app update form

[autumn kiln]

I need to withdraw my cmc app I keep forgetting 💀

[cobalt rampart]

yeah yale needs to improve that

[autumn kiln]

I need to do this too fml

[worthy bolt]

blud I bet rural Bay Area is urban SC

[cobalt rampart]

like zoom exists😭

[autumn kiln]

I’m not going to cmc

[cobalt rampart]

no reason to make it so restrictive based on location

[cosmic geyser]

im so tired of updating 12 colleges on everything im doing lol.

[unique plank]

i feel like it is but it isn’t tbh

[autumn kiln]

Nah it’s probably like suburban sc

[autumn kiln]

Understandable

[unique plank]

i know people who have gotten virtual interviews from people 6+ hours away

[autumn kiln]

No but I’m not going even if I get in

[cosmic geyser]

why

🍿

[cobalt rampart]

oh really?

i thought their only long distance interviews were senior interviews

[autumn kiln]

CMC’s decided to make all their sciences into a singular major so I’m good

[cosmic geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/janet-jackson-yum-chips-food-munch-gif-5465565

[cobalt rampart]

WHATT

[rugged chasm]

@prime solar care to explain more abt anything relating to applied math

[unique plank]

yeah, for yales i think it’s more if they need it, they will make it happen

[cosmic geyser]

what??

[cobalt rampart]

why would they do that

[autumn kiln]

It’s called integrated sciences

[cosmic geyser]

that sounds fake

[unique plank]

and some probably get it just bc there is a good amount of alumni in the area as well

[autumn kiln]

I can’t choose a specific bio track though like neuro or biochem or whatever

[cosmic geyser]

like a bogus degree lmao

[cobalt rampart]

but Why

[autumn kiln]

It’s weird asf

[cobalt rampart]

hmmm i see it

[autumn kiln]

I’ll pass bc less options for degrees = less resources

[cosmic geyser]

i love cmc but this is a terrible decision💀 ngl i thought they only offered 3 majors there

gov econ and stem or smth

😭

[autumn kiln]

They offer a ton but one science one!

[cosmic geyser]

i mean the consortium is there right

[autumn kiln]

Yeah Pomona bio isn’t bad but still no point yk

[cosmic geyser]

so u could take classes at harvey mudd but you'll still end up with a integrated science degree

[autumn kiln]

I can go to UMass/whatever

[cosmic geyser]

im joking

went a lil too hard on the slander

[autumn kiln]

Med schools/vet schools will be like wtf

[cosmic geyser]

apologies

[autumn kiln]

When does their decisions come

[hushed stone]

Thank you :)

[autumn kiln]

Ik

But they’re going to be uestioning prerequisites

[cosmic geyser]

cmc is top tier still

[autumn kiln]

I’ll withdraw I’ll have ucs

[hushed stone]

I think they give them out until early March?

[autumn kiln]

24 is a better number anywyas than 25

[cosmic geyser]

an integrated science degree aint gon change that

[autumn kiln]

24/2 = twelve = my fav # + the day i was born

[cobalt rampart]

yeah exactly

[cosmic geyser]

early march feels late

[cobalt rampart]

their reputation is amazing

YOU WONT

[cosmic geyser]

i mean yeah but this is not super likely

[autumn kiln]

Low statistical chance

[prime solar]

hmm

in what sense

[autumn kiln]

But also depends on your schools

[cosmic geyser]

could be bombarded with waitlists

[prime solar]

and also i’m maybe not the best person to ask i’ve taken like three pure math classes and maybe 1 applied

[autumn kiln]

We could calculate the stats

[cosmic geyser]

19 rd is crazy respect

[rugged chasm]

ig in an finance aspect

[rugged chasm]

oh i j see u mention it a lot yk

[cosmic geyser]

reminder

!think

[thin shard]

https://i.imgur.com/p4WatuC.png

[prime solar]

ehh

[cosmic geyser]

yeah my sis applied to 30 schools

[prime solar]

applied math is just applicable to finance

[cobalt rampart]

u alrd got dinner w ucf dean

such a good sign for rd

[prime solar]

finance jobs require little to no education and more of a quantitative mindset for success

[rugged chasm]

yeah fs

[cosmic geyser]

dinner with ucf dean😭

[prime solar]

from what i know

[rugged chasm]

thats why u see kids with physics/cs/math degrees thrive

[rotund violet]

30???

[cobalt rampart]

DOESNT MATTER colleges want u fr

[rotund violet]

holy shit

how much money was that? 😭

[prime solar]

which is why math/physics > econ > business majors

[cobalt rampart]

no one in mt school has gotten a dinner w a ucf dean

and everyone applies to ucf

williams!!

[prime solar]

yes

[cobalt rampart]

williams and then yale

[rugged chasm]

i mean does applied math is back role wall street ig?

[cobalt rampart]

my cousin is the most cracked engineer i know and she didnt get dinner w ucf dean

[cosmic geyser]

yes like 15 reaches. fee waivers everywhere. she was scared she wouldn't get in anywhwere "good"

[prime solar]

the difference is with applied math i feel like it’d make sense that you would be better at translating for laypeople

[wary star]

from a pool of admitted students

[cosmic geyser]

hi!!

[wary star]

Hi

[prime solar]

and you’d do more quantitative stuff and less theoretical finagling

[cobalt rampart]

i havent finished💀💀💀

my spark form

[cosmic geyser]

dinner with ucf dean what does that mean tho lol

[cobalt rampart]

has been sitting

[rugged chasm]

yeah ig so i like to think of quants as the scientists of wall street

[cobalt rampart]

there

for

3 months

[prime solar]

yes

[cosmic geyser]

pitt is great

[cobalt rampart]

w the dean of the university of central florida !!

[prime solar]

like how renaissance was started by a math professor and de shaw is full of harvard math majors

[cobalt rampart]

they need to give me money

[cosmic geyser]

i wanted to apply but financial aid is an L

[rotund violet]

damn

[cobalt rampart]

i love pitt too much💔

[rugged chasm]

or like jim simons blowing the market every year with 66% returns

[cobalt rampart]

right

[cosmic geyser]

she got a full merit ride to unc tho😭

[prime solar]

yes that’s renaissance iirc

[rugged chasm]

yea

[cobalt rampart]

i didnt submit so i dont think imma get any

the girl i ralked to said it isnt anymore

but class rank is

[merry yew]

me with 27 schools and no fee waivers

[prime solar]

idk i think applied math is good bc of how widely applicable it is lmao

[cobalt rampart]

nooo

i loved qb for letting me apply to a bunch of schools for free

saved me

[prime solar]

it’s like a cure-all major for students who aren’t totally sure where to go into

you probably run the risk of looking a little less adept at your field

[cosmic geyser]

what is a fizz

[cobalt rampart]

i think i have like 20 unfilled qb apps cuz i just checked all the boxes except for my commonapp colleges💀💀

[prime solar]

i personally think stats is easy compared to other maths

but like really it’s undergrad and whatever floats your boat

[rugged chasm]

i like it for the same reason its versatile in a lot of fields, its like when ppl ask when will i ever need to know this math thing again and the answer is applied math lmao

[rugged chasm]

stats is unnecessarily hard

[prime solar]

and you shouldn’t listen to me bc i’ve only gotten halfway through real analysis

[rugged chasm]

bruh real analysis

where ut aking that

columbia?

[prime solar]

applied math will get you the most results though if you want to get to work on society‘s problems immediately

[prime solar]

yeah

[rugged chasm]

shp? or are u DE

[prime solar]

what’s shp

[rugged chasm]

science honors program

for 11th

every saturday u go

[prime solar]

oh damn one of my classmates is in that

but nah it’s like fake de

i’m in class with college students

[rugged chasm]

ohh ok i see ive seen ppl do it

some guy was an TA for group theory

or smth

[prime solar]

eh it depends on where you go for it

[prime solar]

yeah

[rugged chasm]

j having the option is insanely goated

do the creds transfer

liek if u get into columbia do they accept?

[prime solar]

uh i’d assume so

it’d be pretty fucked up if i had to retake first year math

but the nice thing is that math departments are usually lenient

except for uchicago holy shit

but they usually let you place into your appropriate class

and i assume they’d just waive my requirement for the major

[rugged chasm]

ah i see nice

i thought the creds j tranfser to CC

[prime solar]

like i cannot imagine having to take linear algebra a third time

[prime solar]

yeah they do

[rugged chasm]

oh ok i see

[prime solar]

but i assume the major credits would be waived if i went somewhere else for like early classes

i’d still have degree requirements though which i’m not sure about

[cosmic geyser]

wow

idt the cc i DE at would let a DE student be a TA ever

[rugged chasm]

hes going to umich for cs tho 😅

[prime solar]

BRUH

THATS MY FRIEND

[rugged chasm]

lol

😉

[prime solar]

is that you wtf

[rugged chasm]

nah i j know tons of ppl

who r cracked

[prime solar]

ah ok

i was like is he trolling me through the internet

[rugged chasm]

nah bru i got him on linkedin

i felt bad

[cosmic geyser]

@bleak prism whats your top choice rn

[rugged chasm]

he was in shp too

p smart guy and at umich

smh

[prime solar]

huh maybe there are multiple

idk

my friend ta’d cs i think and then is in swe at umich

[rugged chasm]

i think i saw smth similar i j know that he ta'd some math class which iirc is group theory

[prime solar]

it might’ve been discrete math? idk

graph theory

[rugged chasm]

i think graph not sure but mans is at umich tho

lowk thought he'd snipe columbia

[prime solar]

wait does he have the chicago ra

[rugged chasm]

i forgot his name so i dont remember too much

[prime solar]

ah

yeah i really did too

[bleak prism]

wherever accepts me 😂

[prime solar]

i was shaken when he got rejected

[rugged chasm]

yeah shp + ta at columbia like bruh what

im worried columbia might reject me cus i have some creds that transfer to cc

[prime solar]

hmm wdym

[rugged chasm]

my cc i DE at has a partnership with columbia so since i grad with an associates some creds transfer over (classes im taking that arent relevant to my curriculum so for example stats or calc 2)

[prime solar]

hc?

ah

[rugged chasm]

wdym

[prime solar]

nvm

wait why would that hurt you

you’re not missing any requirements from hs right? or is it like a transfer thing

[rugged chasm]

i think its a transfer thing one guy who got into columbia had none transfer as a freshmen

[bleak prism]

@cosmic geyser DMs quick? Gotta confirm something with you

[prime solar]

wait but why would they reject you

[rugged chasm]

cus ur friend got rejected lmao

[prime solar]

ahhh you mean as in

you want the courses to be applied to your college degree

[rugged chasm]

yeah

[prime solar]

so you want to go to columbia

[rugged chasm]

yeah

if i get in ofc

currently top choice

[prime solar]

i mean rest assured that if you’ve taken stats or calc 2 then you can definitely skip those wherever you go

but yeah it’d be nice to knock some requirements off your degree

[rugged chasm]

yeah fs i might do fin econ if i get good at math but i applied econ-polisci

[prime solar]

that’s a situation fs

idk a lot of my friends from like stuy/hunter/nyc private are de at hunter college

[rugged chasm]

yea thats fair ik ppl can DE at darty

or mayb not anymore

[prime solar]

but if it’s not at a cost to you it’s ideally not a problem wherever you go

unless you REALLY need to graduate early

[cosmic geyser]

ok

[rugged chasm]

yeah that wont be happening lmao gonna mess up finance recruiting pipeline

[rugged chasm]

ye cost aint an issue

[prime solar]

then dw

it’s intellectual capital

mostly a sunk advantage

[rugged chasm]

tho id wanna be closeproximity to home

columbia is v close to me

[prime solar]

i’m being asshole economics but you get what i mean

[prime solar]

hmm is there a particular reason why

you want to be close to home

like scale of 1-10 how important

details not required

[rugged chasm]

i mean there isnt a marginal difference amongst the ivies

columbia is p close to wall street

so location ig is a plus factor here

[rugged chasm]

7

j cus family + career wise

[prime solar]

hmm ok

[rugged chasm]

location is important in finance

[prime solar]

i mean yes

but gpa also important in finance

[rugged chasm]

yea columbia has inflation?

[prime solar]

yale has better grade inflation though

[rugged chasm]

ik cornell + pton have deflation

i see

penn too deflation kinda

[prime solar]

also columbia is painful

nah columbia is more painful than penn fs

[rugged chasm]

i see

[prime solar]

the core curriculum is rough from what i’ve been hearing from classmates

[bronze steeple]

lol imagine ur interview has had u for weeks and just hasn't reached out

[rugged chasm]

what did u get into yale for

[north current]

that happened to me for northwestern 😭

[bronze steeple]

bro wdym yale im dropout '28 😐

clearly majoring in mcdonalds burger maker

[fallen moon]

asking the same thing 😭 with 20 rds

[uneven crag]

Literally same

I’m going insane guys

I can’t wait for another month

[fallen moon]

no like literally

i only need one

just one school to believe in me

[hushed stone]

i literally have 24 rd schools march is about to be a massacre

[rotund violet]

You guys have already gotten into some schools. You just don’t know it yet 😭

[vivid abyss]

now i’m js hoping i get into any one of my rds dawg i don’t have a top choice

maybe duke or vandy

[fallen moon]

oh no i have but its my state school.

[hushed stone]

can i just know already t-t

i got into my safety

and that is it as of now

[autumn kiln]

You never know!!

[autumn kiln]

Valid valid

[rotund violet]

But you’ve gotten into some others too

You just have to wait until March

[vivid abyss]

How optimistic

!

[rotund violet]

It’s the simple truth!

[vivid abyss]

What if i don’t

[rotund violet]

Then you apply again next year, but I highly doubt that you don’t!

[vivid abyss]

oh i mean i got into schools

[rotund violet]

Then you’re chilling

I’m a firm believer that you end up where you’re supposed to

and if you don’t feel like you did, you can always apply as a transfer

[visual glen]

Its not Yaleover

[white dagger]

🎅🎅🎅🐡

[hushed stone]

BRUH. but side note lowkey i regret not applying to bowdoin

like i think i would have really enjoyed it

but alas

[topaz creek]

same

but still

let bygones be bygones

[fallen moon]

bowdoin moved to connecticut huh

also how does one say connecticut

as a future yalie i should know how to say the name of my state

[autumn kiln]

I say

Cuh|net|eh|kit

[fallen moon]

yeah i think thats how everyone says it

but for some reason in my mind i just go connect|ik|utt

[north current]

thats how my mom says it lol

[hushed stone]

i just regularly forget connecticut exists

oh interesting i thought it would be some white guys last name but conneticut is actually derived from the alongquian word quinatucquet

apparently referring to the connnecticut river

wait maybe not? alright i'm going to stop sputting everything i see on the internet into this chat this is misinformation

[autumn kiln]

Same

[wheat mist]

is bowdoin even in conneticut

[uneven crag]

It’s not 😭

[uneven crag]

It’s in Maine

[wheat mist]

im like

80% sure

it's in maine

[uneven crag]

I’m stupid ur correct

Idk why I said that LMAO my friend ed there and I knew

[topaz creek]

im coping fr

[visual glen]

Op reference

[cosmic geyser]

this is so crazy to hear

[vivid abyss]

you go to harvard

[topaz creek]

admissions is a die roll

the die roll in question

[halcyon hull]

Anyone knows if an international applicant didnt get interview, is he/she cooked? 💀 Have you heard any international admits without interview?

[topaz creek]

nah he fine only saw it at nw and here

[halcyon hull]

nahh i only copy paste in the college channels i applied to

Cuz i was scared by harvard channel’s comments on intls without interview😭

[wheat mist]

brown

[vague oxide]

what about brown

[dusky tusk]

brown

[hybrid crest]

Hey guys

Just got an interview this week

What is that supposed to mean?

I thought interview requests were all over

[rotund violet]

Did you request one?

[hybrid crest]

No

[spice willow]

No requests for yale

[rotund violet]

Do the interview. They wanna learn more about you

[hybrid crest]

Requests from the Alumnis end

[rotund violet]

Oh, I thought you could still request and they’d decided if they wanted to give you it

[spice willow]

Nope

[rotund violet]

Cool

[cosmic geyser]

did you get one

[spice willow]

Nope

[autumn kiln]

🤬🤬🤬🤬 yale

[topaz creek]

yale 🤮

[fallen moon]

yaLe

[vestal island]

No interview = no Yale?

[spice willow]

no

[vestal island]

But interviews = they like you

[autumn kiln]

real asf

[autumn kiln]

not necessarily true

[spice willow]

interview= need information for something

ie some people got likelies without interviews so

[vestal island]

The interviewer doesn’t know anything about ur app

So that makes no sense

[spice willow]

im quoting yale when i say that

[spice willow]

maybe they want to see ur vibe

[potent peak]

Need info on vibe

[vestal island]

😭💀

That’s insane

[hushed stone]

Vibe checked

oh also I finally got my Yale interview so they’re still coming out!

[autumn kiln]

yay!!!!

[vestal island]

Does it appear on ur portal

Like how do u know

[hushed stone]

I did not check my portal

I got emailed

[vestal island]

If u get an interview

[hushed stone]

You get an email from an alum

[vestal island]

Can u show me what it looks like

The email

[hushed stone]

Yes

[vestal island]

Oh

[hushed stone]

Probably a bit different from interviewer to interviewer

[spice willow]

ruby checked her email

didnt u

[rustic silo]

mine was pretty much this but in times new roman

[hushed stone]

Also this is the first interview I’m having with someone not in my city? Maybe there’s just no yalies here

[autumn kiln]

No 😭

I was dming someone

[hushed stone]

probably they just all copy paste the same thing then lol

Honestly I find it a little strange that my interviewer is literally on the opposite coast to me

[worthy bolt]

mine was not all of that yapping 😭

[hushed stone]

Welp. I got myself a tapper then

*yapper

Not a tapper

[worthy bolt]

forever grateful for this man tho, by far my best interview yet ☹️

[rotund violet]

Not true. So many ppl get interviews and get rejected

Okay but how many ppl do they give interviews to?

Getting an interview doesn’t automatically mean that you’re in

Sample size

🤷‍♀️

[topaz creek]

self selecting pool

if i get rejected from yaLe

i wouldnt visit that damned subreddit

oh wait

is it just

accepted ppl

ok forget what i said

[autumn kiln]

There’s plenty of bias

[subtle python]

💀

[spice willow]

we can just bring up the yale admission odds in general

[plucky lake]

Whew

Guys my Yale Interviewer didn't even ask Why Yale 🐦

[autumn kiln]

My Harv or dart didn’t either

[subtle python]

bruh

[weak steeple]

me neither

[subtle python]

it's harover

[weak steeple]

the noob interviewers ask

[subtle python]

for me

[topaz creek]

dice roll

[weak steeple]

u didnt get a harvrard interview?

[subtle python]

how did no one in my area

get harvard

interview

[subtle python]

no i did not

[weak steeple]

oh

at least u got in gatech

[autumn kiln]

I didn’t get Yale :(

[weak steeple]

😁

[subtle python]

my school is pretty comp too. 3 kids made harvard last yr

[weak steeple]

3??

WTF

[subtle python]

how did bro know so fast

[weak steeple]

whats ur class size

[subtle python]

200 or smth

[weak steeple]

slow down there mr alp

[subtle python]

blud

chill the dox

💀

[weak steeple]

💀

LMAO

[subtle python]

next u gonna say

my city

[weak steeple]

nah i j have good memory

[subtle python]

nah im playing

ion gaf

[autumn kiln]

Me?

[weak steeple]

yes u

jk

[subtle python]

same

it so crazy

[autumn kiln]

Not me 😭

[weak steeple]

vivid whats ur major

[topaz creek]

its yallover

[fallen moon]

y'all we all have 50% acceptance rates

[weak steeple]

🫂

[subtle python]

econ/ling

[autumn kiln]

I didn’t apply gt

[weak steeple]

oh right penn deferral right

[fallen moon]

we either get in or we dont

[autumn kiln]

My best friend got deferred though!

[weak steeple]

O.o

[subtle python]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-steve-carrell-unamused-meh-gif-5167530

huntsma

[autumn kiln]

Yaleure :(

[subtle python]

pls

anyway penn not my top choice 😂

[weak steeple]

@subtle python what other schools did u getin besides gt

yeah fuck penn

[autumn kiln]

Penn is my second

[subtle python]

i only applied tech, uiuc, and rutgers other than penn

got into those

[weak steeple]

oh nice

uiuc what major

[topaz creek]

puck fenn

[subtle python]

at gtech tho

im

dong

cs

[subtle python]

o

uh

[weak steeple]

cs+lin?

[subtle python]

cs + econ

[topaz creek]

😭😭

[weak steeple]

oh

nice

[autumn kiln]

Wowww very awesome

[subtle python]

easy majro lul

if i applied normal cs

[weak steeple]

ya u have good ecs

[autumn kiln]

Those are nice schools

[subtle python]

it woulda been over

[weak steeple]

i remember!

[subtle python]

not really

[weak steeple]

no same bro

i wouldnt have gotten in

uiuc cs+x the way to abuse

[fallen moon]

wait omg were you ever in the mites server

i remember ur name from somewhere

[subtle python]

what did apply as

[weak steeple]

[weak steeple]

cs+astro

[subtle python]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-steve-carrell-unamused-meh-gif-5167530

yes

[fallen moon]

😭

[subtle python]

i wasn't that active tho

i think

[subtle python]

nice

one of my friends did cs + geo lol

[weak steeple]

yea those weird ass x majors

cs+ animal science

[subtle python]

did u do mites last yr

[weak steeple]

vivid u didnt do ssp right

i forgot what u did

[autumn kiln]

This is lowkey fire

[subtle python]

i did not

wow

the memory

is beautiful

[weak steeple]

lol and cs+crop science

[autumn kiln]

I didn’t know uiuc had animal sciences

[fallen moon]

no lmao got rejected 😭

[subtle python]

cs + anything lma

[weak steeple]

skull

[subtle python]

ah

[autumn kiln]

Not that I’d apply but still

[weak steeple]

vivid u know

[topaz creek]

cs:go

[subtle python]

it okay

mites is mid anyway

[weak steeple]

got deferred mit

[fallen moon]

wait did you do it?

[subtle python]

yo chill on the names

💀

[weak steeple]

i mean

💀

[subtle python]

nah i did nsli instead

[weak steeple]

its not like ppl dont know her

[subtle python]

nah but still

idt she would appreciate

[fallen moon]

woah nsli so cool!!!!!!

[weak steeple]

😂

[subtle python]

that

[fallen moon]

where did you go?

[weak steeple]

ya alr

[subtle python]

korea

[autumn kiln]

Don’t dox in server though

[fallen moon]

omg thats amazing

[weak steeple]

they not in the server

[subtle python]

yea it was

[subtle python]

ye i know but still, especially since they a good person

that crazy tho

mit trippin

[weak steeple]

yea im j saying

this yr

mit tripping a lot

one of my friends whos internaitonal oly gold medalist

[subtle python]

i still think like 24/28 moppers got in tho

[weak steeple]

also deferred

[subtle python]

is he from the US?

[weak steeple]

yeah

[autumn kiln]

What are moppers

[subtle python]

damn

which oly

[fallen moon]

math olympiad camp

[subtle python]

math oly campers

[fallen moon]

like top 50 kids in math olympiad

[autumn kiln]

Oh

[weak steeple]

astro or smth

[topaz creek]

ik a guy with two (intl) and still deferred

[subtle python]

oh wow

my friend at my school

got into mit in 2023

w IOAA gold

[weak steeple]

intl is harder

[fallen moon]

mit tripping because they're waiting to accept me 🔥

[subtle python]

intl is very hard

[subtle python]

im insta rejected

[topaz creek]

but two iphos

[subtle python]

i trolled so hard

[autumn kiln]

I didn’t even try applying to mit

[weak steeple]

i know ur school but did not know ur school is that crazy vivd

[autumn kiln]

Idt I’d be happy there

[subtle python]

nah it's not

last two classes

were j extra special

[topaz creek]

same

[weak steeple]

yeah good

that place ass

[subtle python]

how tf do u know my school

tho

[topaz creek]

i dont have a chance

[weak steeple]

i j have good memories

[potent peak]

Hi yalies

[weak steeple]

from months ago

[subtle python]

hopefully peety smiles when he reads my app

[autumn kiln]

I’m a bio major and I’m not going to a tech school 💀 ik mit is good but still

[subtle python]

oh i may have mentioned it then

ion really mind

lol

[autumn kiln]

None of us are yalies 😭

[subtle python]

no interview

lol

[potent peak]

I mean prospect yalies

Whoops

[weak steeple]

what hypsm did u get interviews so far

[autumn kiln]

Same 💀

[topaz creek]

prospective like mtfks in the gold rush

[fallen moon]

L claim

[subtle python]

psm

😄

[fallen moon]

we're all getting in

[weak steeple]

dang nice

i got hpm

[subtle python]

and we r in some of my most popular areas

[fallen moon]

refer to us as "yalies" from now on please

[subtle python]

so funny

idk why

[autumn kiln]

UCLA, dart, or Penn please accept 🙏

[topaz creek]

i got d

artmouth

[autumn kiln]

Where are you from

[subtle python]

dart interesting

[subtle python]

central jersey

[autumn kiln]

It seems so fun

[subtle python]

only behind bay area in terms of sweat

[potent peak]

Dart is so cute

[autumn kiln]

Ohh I just got my Rutgers packet yesterday

[subtle python]

o rutgers

yea

i didnt know oos ppl applied rutgers

[autumn kiln]

They sent stickers

[subtle python]

cute

hopefully i get mine soon

[potent peak]

How many unis did u guys apply to

[autumn kiln]

I wanted a safety but I’m not going bc idt they gave me aid

[subtle python]

21

[weak steeple]

i thought wwp is crazier

[autumn kiln]

24

[subtle python]

wwp is in central jersey

lol

[weak steeple]

ik

i mean that place is sweatier

[subtle python]

and yes they r crazier

[weak steeple]

like

bro

[subtle python]

oh i j meant central jersey in general

[weak steeple]

they pump insane campers and isef winners

[subtle python]

is the sweatiest

[subtle python]

they had two yale likelies

[potent peak]

I did 12

[subtle python]

this yr

[weak steeple]

i met so many wwp ppl last yr

at international comps

jesus

[subtle python]

yea they r good

[potent peak]

Yall writing machines ngl 😭

[subtle python]

machines tbh

[subtle python]

u mean copy pasting machines

[potent peak]

I made like 5 essays and repurposed them for 12 unis

[weak steeple]

u mean chatgpt machines

[subtle python]

i have hella unpopular opinions for college apps

if my results r solid

ill drop them

[potent peak]

Like what

I wanna know

[subtle python]

that essays r overrated

by awc

*a2c

[potent peak]

Wym?

[subtle python]

it's like diminishing marginal returns imo

[topaz creek]

same

[potent peak]

Hmm

[subtle python]

like 90% of the essays i see on yt like

[potent peak]

I think i sort of get carried by my essays

[subtle python]

"i got into x school and here are my essays"

shit's mid

[potent peak]

They’re not good

[subtle python]

yea

so for the avg person imo it's overrated

[potent peak]

Honestly the ppl on yt get in bcs of awards mostly

[subtle python]

idk how u can make a why essay magical

[autumn kiln]

Didn’t you alr get into Berkeley last year anyways

[subtle python]

i read like 10 apps from ppl who got into yale rea

[potent peak]

Yea

[subtle python]

yk what 9 of them wrote for the why essay

"and not or"

like 💀

[autumn kiln]

Makes sense then

[potent peak]

That’s why i know fs like

Good essays work!

[topaz creek]

refer to the title of this subchannel

[hushed stone]

?

[subtle python]

yales motto

[hushed stone]

What does that mean 😭

OH

I AM

hm

[potent peak]

But i think the ppl who post their essays on yt mostly are like not the ppl who got carried by their essays

[hushed stone]

💀

[topaz creek]

u write abt y&le or you get rejected

[autumn kiln]

Did you write new essays for this cycle

[potent peak]

So we all naively follow their advice

[hushed stone]

I am quite the silly billy who has definitely actually looked into the schools they applied to

[potent peak]

Obviously! My essays were shit

[subtle python]

i guess so, but i mean it kinda crazy because i have hella friends too wout much awards and who had kinda robotic essays

idk i just think there's a point of whre the marginal returns

r limited

[fallen moon]

give me yale or give me death

[autumn kiln]

😭 clearly not but good to know

[topaz creek]

i dont think my essays got the juice but i was a lil quirky, wrote abt shuckle for one of the short question and rat meat skewers for another one

[topaz creek]

yes

[subtle python]

also idt people fully know what a good entails

[autumn kiln]

I’d like to reapply next year tbh but my parents are going to be mad asf

[subtle python]

my friend had pretty robotic and somewhat conventionally boring essays for stanny

but his AO loved them

and said it oozed his niche interest 💀

[topaz creek]

otherwise my essay was just your run-of-the-mill yapping

[potent peak]

My uc essays are the ones somewhat ok

My common app essays r garbage

[subtle python]

and showed creativity when he wrote about fairly basic things objectively

[topaz creek]

my columbia is my masterclass

[hushed stone]

I think my essays are just okay tbh :,)

[autumn kiln]

Same :(

[subtle python]

i think mine r fine

[topaz creek]

i love the 150 word limit

[subtle python]

show my interest well

[topaz creek]

but they are still shit

[potent peak]

Hated it

[subtle python]

dumb process imo

[hushed stone]

I enjoy my Columbia list sm but my god the AO’s aren’t going to know like, half of these

[potent peak]

As a repurposer i had to cut my 400 word essay to 150 words

Like

Ffs

[topaz creek]

same

[subtle python]

does the list matter a lot

[hushed stone]

Idk

[subtle python]

my columbia essays were ass

im not gettin in

[topaz creek]

blue moon podcast 🗣️🗣️

[subtle python]

anyway gtech time 💀

[hushed stone]

Mine are okay

[weak steeple]

wdym gtech time 💀

[hushed stone]

They’re all just

Okay

[weak steeple]

u getting in places better

[subtle python]

nah

[weak steeple]

did u get stamps

[subtle python]

my worst school left

[subtle python]

semifinalist unfort

[weak steeple]

didnt pass the interview?

[subtle python]

idts

[weak steeple]

huh

they emailed u

if u passed or not

[subtle python]

i didnt get scholars weekedn

[weak steeple]

oh

yeah then no

[subtle python]

so no

yes

[weak steeple]

me neither 😔

[subtle python]

u were semi finalist?

[weak steeple]

yea

i didnt try on the interview at all bro

should have tried ig

[subtle python]

makes sense i just think i got that far cuz unique niche

lol

[weak steeple]

whatever gt is just

not trying go there 😂

[weak steeple]

nah u def have good shit

[autumn kiln]

My friend’s dream school is gt 💀

[weak steeple]

ppl who get stamps semi are already cracked

[subtle python]

i guess for me it's like i coulda got into gtech with 50% less effort because for my school it's like x gpa & y sat and u get in (according to the naviance)

so i would prefer

smth else

[weak steeple]

yea but from hyper competitive areas ppl only care abt hypsm 💀

[autumn kiln]

I’m from the Bay Area…

Y’all don’t need to trash on gt

[rotund violet]

Real

[weak steeple]

😳

[autumn kiln]

It’s a great school you don’t need to go there if you disagree

[subtle python]

idt i trashed on it

[weak steeple]

ye u want smwhere better

once u see where ppl from ur school gets in

its all relative

not saying one school is bad

[rotund violet]

No school is bad

[weak steeple]

for me they did me dirty with the no transfer to cs policy so i dont wanna go 💀

[rotund violet]

Bad is such a subjective term

[topaz creek]

no, school is bad

[weak steeple]

[topaz creek]

i have senioritis rn

[rotund violet]

SUBJECTIVE

[rotund violet]

Just unget it

[weak steeple]

pass it on to a junior

they get junioritis

[hushed stone]

Bro my senioritis isn’t even like

Giving up

It’s just being annoyed at middle schoolers 💀

[potent peak]

Honestly middle schoolers suck

They think they know better

[hushed stone]

THEY KEEP WALKING

IN ROWS IN THE HALLWAYS

WHY DO ALL FIVE OF YOU NEED TO WALK SIDE BY SIDE

[fallen moon]

😭

[hushed stone]

BUT LIKE

WHYYYYY

[autumn kiln]

Why do you see middle schoolers

[rotund violet]

You go to school with middle schoolers?

[hushed stone]

My school is a middle and high

So yes

Unfortunately for me

[autumn kiln]

Booo

[rotund violet]

Oh

[hushed stone]

I get to see Sephora toddlers daily

[rotund violet]

That sucks

Rip

[autumn kiln]

Tbf high schoolers also do what you said

[hushed stone]

Yes but not to the same degree I think

And if I go “hey can I get through?” They move instead of just staring at me

[fallen moon]

some of us make the noble sacrifice to fall behind

[hushed stone]

o7

You are doing gods work

[fallen moon]

get this on the starboard y'all

[autumn kiln]

I mumble excuse me

[fallen moon]

no i meant when i'm walking with friends 😭

has anyone heard "that friend" by mad tsai

[hushed stone]

I actually got so sick of it I told off some middle schoolers. Like full on “hey guys. If you are going to talk. Move. Don’t freaking walk in a row some of us have places we need to be” AND THEY JUST LOOKED AT ME AND KEPT CROWDING

[autumn kiln]

Ohh

[hushed stone]

WHAT THE HECK

[hushed stone]

maybe? It sounds familiar

[fallen moon]

middle schoolers arent real

[hushed stone]

They need to stop being real

See as a middle schooler I was like “why do the high schoolers hate us?” I get it now.

[subtle python]

I was gonna say smth outta pocket

[fallen moon]

wdym 😭

[subtle python]

He’s that Asian artist that came out to his mom, right?

💀

[hushed stone]

Huh?

[subtle python]

Oh someone else

Then

[fallen moon]

yeah smth like that idrk 💀

[subtle python]

I don’t really listen to that stuff but my friends talked about him

[hushed stone]

ok I do not know who this is

[fallen moon]

i dont rlly listen to his songs ive just heard that one somewhere

these are the first two lines lmao

[hushed stone]

Oh I’m def that person 💀

[subtle python]

Bro has a inner Shazam

[hushed stone]

Tbh I don’t really have close friends I just collect acquaintances lol

[fallen moon]

omg do NOT say that

i literally have ptsd

back when my enemy used to be my friend

thats what he said

[hushed stone]

HELP???

[fallen moon]

"i dont have friends they're all just acquaintances"

[hushed stone]

I’m sorry for inciting this oml

[fallen moon]

and i was HEARTBROKEN

[hushed stone]

I DONT MEAN IT IN THAT WAY

[subtle python]

Enemy is wild

[fallen moon]

NONO ik 😭 i actually dont have ptsd but

[fallen moon]

he's not my enemy but i'm his enemy for some reason

i'm too good for him

way better in every way

[hushed stone]

I mean I am part of many friend groups but def no core groups does that make any sense

[fallen moon]

yeah that def makes sense

kinda same here

[potent peak]

Bro

[fallen moon]

i wanna have a core group

[potent peak]

U remind me of someone

[hushed stone]

I’m pretty happy like this ngl

[fallen moon]

me?

[potent peak]

Yeah

[subtle python]

No the sky

[potent peak]

Someone also made me their enemy

[fallen moon]

add hater to ur name right this second

[hushed stone]

Like I just get to yap all the time because I’m bound to be friends with someone in any given environment

[subtle python]

I’m a d2 hater

[hushed stone]

Oh?

Yale tea session starts NOW!

[fallen moon]

i'm not the one at fault tho 😭

[potent peak]

Bcs i placed first in first grade primary school in the second semester

[fallen moon]

not my fault i called out his bs

[hushed stone]

THATS SO FUNNY

[fallen moon]

thats crazyyyy

[hushed stone]

I AM DYING WTAF

[potent peak]

That person was like ranked 1st in the 1st semester

[hushed stone]

LITERALLY CRYIBG

[potent peak]

And since then I’m always ranked first until the end of HS

[fallen moon]

no i literally called out his bs for being a soulless person and he started hating me smh

[potent peak]

So we were rivals for like 12 yrs alr

[hushed stone]

Damn wow

[fallen moon]

(there's more context i'm dramatically drastically oversimplifying this)

[potent peak]

So dumb

[hushed stone]

Kinda hilarious though

[fallen moon]

fr

[hushed stone]

Pathetically so

But funny nonetheless

[fallen moon]

imagine hating on ranks

i love my valedictorian friend <3

[potent peak]

I called out someone who copied my presentation and instead of confronting me he sent his mom to speak to me

[hushed stone]

The only person I think I hate bullied my mom for me getting into a selective class they and their friends didn’t get into

Among other things

[fallen moon]

this also deserves to be on the starboard 😭

[potent peak]

Like tf it’s your son’s fault maam

Cope

[fallen moon]

its giving a2c

[fallen moon]

fr 😭

[hushed stone]

WHAT IS UP WITH YOU AND THE MOST PATHETIC PPL KNOWN TO MAN

THIS IS HILARIOUS

[potent peak]

Literally his mom was like

FriEnds dOnt dO thAt

I was like

[hushed stone]

bro is such a coward

[fallen moon]

no i could never send my parents to fight for me 💀

[potent peak]

He aint my friend tho?

[subtle python]

This sounds like competitive Asia

[hushed stone]

Literally that’s so embarassing

[potent peak]

I am indeed from asia

[subtle python]

O lul reminded me of things my mom would say

[potent peak]

Bro when it rains his mom holds his umbrella for him

[hushed stone]

God I can’t even imagine geez

Dude?????

[fallen moon]

its giving privilage

[potent peak]

Grow up

[subtle python]

Mom gonna save him

[hushed stone]

How is he going to survive living on his own

[potent peak]

Man up!!

[potent peak]

His mom puts anti mosquito stickers on his uniform so he smells so bad

[hushed stone]

What a guy

[potent peak]

He smells like pesticide

Lol

[hushed stone]

Bruh does he do anything for himself

[potent peak]

He’s literally so annoying

Like we were having a listening test and He literally raised his hand just to tell the class that he knew abt the scientist in the question prompt

Like

[hushed stone]

HAHAHAHAHHAA

[potent peak]

Sheldon cooper walmart version

[hushed stone]

What a guy

[potent peak]

Gimme something worse than walmart

[hushed stone]

Uhhhhhhhhhhh

[potent peak]

Walmart is too good

[hushed stone]

Dollar store

[potent peak]

Like yeah dollar tree sheldon cooper

That’s him

[fallen moon]

7-11

[potent peak]

Smh

[hushed stone]

Oooohhh that’s better actually plum

[topaz creek]

why we gossioin

let me hoin

[hushed stone]

Or ig worse

[potent peak]

Bcs we bored

[hushed stone]

I am procrastinating 👍

[potent peak]

Too tired to talk abt college admissions too

[fallen moon]

i am thirsty for more tea

[hushed stone]

Work is hard

Gossip is funny

[potent peak]

Everything is out of our hands now

[topaz creek]

bro is the nerd emoji

[fallen moon]

spill the tea

[hushed stone]

NOT THE EA

[fallen moon]

give it to me

[hushed stone]

NO

[topaz creek]

spill the early action

college apps ptsd

[potent peak]

Thank god i’m still 1/1

[fallen moon]

too good

[topaz creek]

im 0/1

sadge

[potent peak]

But it’ll def change in RD

[topaz creek]

kk back to gossiping

[potent peak]

The hit rate going down

[hushed stone]

I’m going work now

[potent peak]

Idt yield protect happen that often

[hushed stone]

Bye yall!

[potent peak]

People over use yield protect to protect their feelings

[topaz creek]

copium

lend me some copium Yale University (2023-2024) this is depression we are dealing with

[potent peak]

Hmm maybe yield protects often happen for domestics

For intls yield protect is not there