Yale University (2023-2024)

[fallen moon]

don't y'all just love the epic combo students: rsi+mop, or coke+sts40

i know way too many people who are combo-cracked

[hushed stone]

That’s fair. I do a lot of my practice traditionally for that reason

[rugged chasm]

sts 300 is different its not sts finalist which is t40

[red prawn]

A bunch of the MIT '28 class are these kids and they give me mega impostor syndrome 🔥

[rustic silo]

i hard spiked public speaking lol i was top 5 nsda and deca internationals

[rugged chasm]

some coke scholars ive seen this year have all 4

[fallen moon]

one of the sts300s was a sts40 i just wanted to generalize it

[red prawn]

Certified yapper award 🗣️

[fallen moon]

HELP THIS IS CRAZY 😭

[prime briar]

thats actually crazy

[rugged chasm]

yeah but usaco is unproctored

[rustic silo]

FR i was genuinely tweaking

[prime briar]

ppl be collecting these things like infinity stones

[fallen moon]

yo thats insane bro i'm so proud of you

[gusty kernel]

This is true

[hushed stone]

THATS SO FUNNY

[red prawn]

I'm gon' collect full ride scholarships like infinity stones just y'all watch smh smh

[rugged chasm]

well i mean rsi usually equals mop or sts 40, but then some kids just spike in math + research lol

[red prawn]

QB, Gates, Jack Kent Cooke

we gon' vibe

(realistically isn't happening)

[noble steppe]

yale has decent STEM, especially for the S and M parts of STEM. it isn't infeasible they could pull a fair few cross-admits once you consider the strengths in humanities and arts, chiller vibe etc

[worthy bolt]

idk how sm noncracked ppl get in 😭 there’s too many of these crazy ppl

[red prawn]

Rizz

[rugged chasm]

yeah its unproctored and ppl can take tests for other or give answers live

[hushed stone]

Just gotta kiss your interviewer /j

[rustic silo]

the non cracked people are just secretly insane lol. i’ve met too many lowkey incredible admits

[rugged chasm]

nah i doubt its hella biased sample

[potent peak]

Im noncracked and I was lucky to get into an ivy

[vague oxide]

hoping be a part of the noncracked few 🙏

[red prawn]

Wdym lowkey incredible 😭

[rugged chasm]

dont u go to an insane ny public too like u were doing calc bc in 9th 😐

[vague oxide]

ivy kids are either lowkey incredible or high key incredible

[noble steppe]

nah there's actually just noncracked ppl

[fallen moon]

i'm lowk "not cracked" to the people around me but i've done insane stuff <3

[rustic silo]

like there’s one dude in the yale server who was like “yeah i just cook” bro RAN BUZZFEED TASTY

[worthy bolt]

yeah I’ve seen tons of noncracked ppl get in (every ivy admit from my town is relatively noninsane) but idk how they stand out when there r sm award winners

[red prawn]

Bro actually cooked

Crazy

[noble steppe]

bro actually cooked fr

[fallen moon]

i just dont like talking about my ecs irl

[noble steppe]

mf u stole my joke

[prime briar]

essays, lors ig

[vague oxide]

"i go to school in Massachusetts" type shit

[red prawn]

How do I steal a joke I posted first

smh smh

[potent peak]

I go to school in conneticut

[rugged chasm]

essays but also luck?? idk

[rustic silo]

yeah we had 4 hypsm admits ea lol

[red prawn]

So real I go to a school next to another school with red brick buildings next to Boston

[noble steppe]

"i go to a small liberal arts college in connecitcut" is the yale one

[red prawn]

The school down the river 🤢 🤢 🤢

[noble steppe]

i have a hoodie that says that lol

[rugged chasm]

a school in my district has 30 t20 commits alr

its crazy

[red prawn]

What the fuck 😭

[vague oxide]

wtf

[gusty kernel]

I think people put an overestimation on awards. Like you also have to apparently be a decent person

[red prawn]

My school's decision page only has three kids

[rustic silo]

we have 20ish for t20s

[red prawn]

And that's me and two other kids who did QB/Posse

😭

99% of my school just goes to a UC

[noble steppe]

not sure about the latter part g

[vague oxide]

I gotta get off this server man 😭

[noble steppe]

too many 🐍

[rugged chasm]

yeah when its RD time 35-50% class will go to t20s

[worthy bolt]

hard to believe if ur at that level that u can’t write semi good essays yk

[spice willow]

https://tenor.com/view/road-to-hell-is-paved-ivy-league-degrees-thomas-sowell-austrian-economics-malazarte-gif-17236118

[rugged chasm]

yeah and thats in LORs + essays (mainly essays)

[vague oxide]

me coping on March 29th

[topaz creek]

real

[noble steppe]

sowell (harvard BA, columbia MA, Chicago PhD)

[rugged chasm]

i just think regardless of how trite it seems just be urself

[rustic silo]

okay maybe not this cracked

[rugged chasm]

for all non-cracked ppl ik it worked out for them

[rustic silo]

we just have a really high ceiling

[worthy bolt]

trying to rationalize admissions is making me crazy 😭

[spice willow]

he changed his ways post masters, give him grace SMH

[gusty kernel]

At least in my experience studying for oly 3h/day for 5 yrs doesn’t translate to great essays

[spice willow]

i rebuke this energy but real

[rugged chasm]

oh lol this is an p insane stem school

[noble steppe]

feel u g my year had oxford med + me (i am built different) and multiple people in jail for murder/attempted murder/etc

[topaz creek]

real two the sequel

[noble steppe]

if you dont succeed, shoot someone with a shotgun

[topaz creek]

the real shotgun strat

[vague oxide]

I usually don't like the low expectations to avoid heartbreak strategy but I'm using it to stay sane lmao

[noble steppe]

its actually especially impressive given im from the uk

like how the fuck do you get a shotgun in the uk

[topaz creek]

u stob em

but u gotta have a stobbing loicense

[red prawn]

Huh, I checked my school's decision page for last year

[spice willow]

i've resolved to spread hate about the schoools in the mean time

[red prawn]

We had 11 T20 admits

[spice willow]

if i get in i'll apologize

[red prawn]

(Basically all of them were UCLA and UC Berkeley kids 💀)

[vague oxide]

lol that works too

[spice willow]

unntil then, bumh*ven gave me an aneurysm

[red prawn]

UCs do go wild

[noble steppe]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C3S_nzbuz-0/

yale

Picture perfect. ❄️❄️❄️

Some stunning snapshots captured by Daniel Havlat ’25 showing our campus wonderfully wrapped in white. #Yale

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[potent peak]

I learned for oly 5 hrs / day for 2 years and I need a gap year to up my writing skills

[red prawn]

One got into Northwestern and another into Stanford tho

[noble steppe]

reminder of what ur hating

[spice willow]

so ugly

[red prawn]

Yuck Fale 🗣️

[topaz creek]

dumbhaven

[spice willow]

the person in the pic is probably sad asf too

[topaz creek]

stfu please stfu i dont wanna fall in love withbthe school

[vague oxide]

too cold

[gusty kernel]

What oly

[topaz creek]

they gonna rejject me anw

[spice willow]

regretting their life choices fr

[vague oxide]

that probably sucks

[noble steppe]

idk who is in the pic but i know the photographer he's a g 💯 💯

rock climbing god

fr

[gusty kernel]

I’m a math person: never made mop tho

[vague oxide]

imagine having to walk to class in the snow 🤮

[potent peak]

Bio

[topaz creek]

im a chem guy but a fraudulent one

[spice willow]

wish these schools were on the west coast lowkey

[rugged chasm]

usabo?

[potent peak]

Im intl

[spice willow]

B.O

smelly

[rugged chasm]

is there some intl bio oly that isnt ibo

[noble steppe]

they have these little snow plows for paths

[vague oxide]

imagine if the ivies were in the Midwest

[noble steppe]

they're so cute

[rugged chasm]

oh shit nice

bro is cracked

i have a friend who got finalist this year

for usabo

[potent peak]

Damn i could get doxxed

[rugged chasm]

yeah delete it

[topaz creek]

25% chance

[red prawn]

BREAKING NEWS: Applications to the Ivy League drop by 99.9999% 🗣️

[vague oxide]

lmao

[bronze steeple]

r u IBO

[potent peak]

I am not IBO

[vague oxide]

what is ibo

like someone misspelled bio

[bronze steeple]

intl bio

[topaz creek]

like ibo team selection?

[gusty kernel]

How competitive is ur country

[potent peak]

We usually get 1 gold or at least silvers in ibo every year

[fallen moon]

yuck fale

[spice willow]

!ivyday

[thin shard]

Ivy Day Decision Date

Ivy Day decisions come out <t:1711666800:F> in your local time
1 month, 8 days and 17 hours until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[fallen moon]

(watch me get in rd, they didn't give me an interview because they didn't need more info)

[spice willow]

2 more weekends till march 2nd

[bronze steeple]

vietnam?

[cloud totem]

how'd you get to know

[gusty kernel]

Wowww nice

[topaz creek]

fuck yale

[potent peak]

Southeast asia

[red prawn]

One month until the end of days for A2C

[topaz creek]

no interview no crumb of attention

[topaz creek]

max difficulty fr

[near geode]

[spice willow]

6 moar weekends

[vague oxide]

are the decision portals usually laggy on ivy day

[valid compass]

harvard and yale hate me man

[spice willow]

prolly

i might open 5 mins later idk

[fallen moon]

if i open and the page lags i'm becoming instantly delulu since acceptance letters take longer to load because of confetti

[vague oxide]

lmao

[potent peak]

Only 6 more weekends?

[valid compass]

have u guys decided the order of checking ivy decisions?

[topaz creek]

my jhu portal lagged like hell but i still got rejected

[fallen moon]

bro took a pic in the toilet

[topaz creek]

fuck them

[rustic silo]

so real LMAO there are coolidge scholars and recently released criminals in my grade

[spice willow]

dang 3 people tagged me, sorry im so popular

[red prawn]

Alphabetical 🗣️

[vague oxide]

worst to best right?

[valid compass]

or are u all gonna use the wheel of fortune thingy

[noble steppe]

if you aint pissing here you aint pissing correctly

[spice willow]

fugly toilet and building

[spice willow]

ivyday

[noble steppe]

right kinda school fr

[potent peak]

I’m gonna spin the wheel!

[rustic silo]

princeton and then harvard

[red prawn]

Tfw I'm deadass going to have to open decisions for all the ivies on March 28

[gusty kernel]

I only applied to 1

X_x

[vague oxide]

spin the wheel is crazy

[red prawn]

Why did I apply to so many 😭

[spice willow]

technically 5

[valid compass]

never heard of that lol

[vague oxide]

dont need more stress

[valid compass]

Ooo who's the lucky guy?

[spice willow]

it makes it the tiniest bit more fun

[bronze steeple]

same doing ivy wheel but i only have 2 schools 🤩

[fallen moon]

since when did deciding the order to open colleges become a thing

[valid compass]

same

[fallen moon]

i'm just going down my bookmark list which is in the order i applied in

[vague oxide]

well they all release at the same time

[potent peak]

Since yt vids

[noble steppe]

i just napped and opened them late in a random undetermined order

[spice willow]

it's just because ppl shotgun and 8 colleges release at the same time

[valid compass]

is the best harvard?

oh and dartmouth worst?

[noble steppe]

granted i was in yale so didnt care but i also napped before yale

[bronze steeple]

tho i feel like the objectively best way to open would be by order of preference

[cloud totem]

even talking about it makes me so nervous

[fallen moon]

as you should

[spice willow]

i dont think i have an order of preference

rn

[noble steppe]

10pm is late okay my ass is eepy

[cloud totem]

i think ill throw up when the clock hits 7 on march 28th

[spice willow]

it's spring break 4 me

[vague oxide]

for me probably
cornell -> brown -> Penn -> Yale -> harvard

[red prawn]

So real best for last

[valid compass]

my stomach gets wobbly when i think about it lol

[spice willow]

so hopefully im doing something fun

[red prawn]

Darty my beloved

[fallen moon]

wdym that was a compliment 😭

[red prawn]

😍

[valid compass]

good enough

[frosty parcel]

Whatever my brain says that day, if it cant decide then im spinning the wheel fs

[hushed stone]

Maybe I open them at 3am so I barely remember wtf happened

[cloud totem]

right... like this deep guttural fear i cant.... not for me..

[hushed stone]

It’ll be like a fever dream

Fever dreams can’t hurt me

[fallen moon]

^^

[vague oxide]

nah fever dreams can hurt you

[cloud totem]

i might not open anything till 2nd april and open all my decisions on 2nd..

[red prawn]

Tbh for me it'd be Princeton < Cornell < Harvard < Brown < Columbia < Yale < Dartmouth < Penn

[vague oxide]

imagine you dream that you get in then you wake up and have to open them for real

[valid compass]

ill get results around 5am and like i can never wake up before 8 so i prolly won't sleep that night

[hushed stone]

Honestly I think idrc anymore I just want to graduate 💀

[spice willow]

least to most or most to least

nVM

u used the preference arrows BWAHAH

[cloud totem]

yeah exactly anything to be rid of all this

[red prawn]

least to most with Penn being most

[valid compass]

im thinking the same

[hushed stone]

Whichever one pops up in my inbox first gets opened

[frosty parcel]

I read abt smth similar with someone, it was hard just reading it

[bronze steeple]

based

[near geode]

brown higher than harvard?

[hushed stone]

Unis need to fight their way into my inbox

[vague oxide]

I can't imagine that would kill me

[bronze steeple]

bro doesn't follow rankings the rankings follow him

[red prawn]

I don't like Harvard 😔

[valid compass]

in general id go dart-upenn-columbia-cornell-pton-yale-harvard

[vague oxide]

no brown?

[red prawn]

I only really applied because I could reuse a shit ton of essays

[potent peak]

I remember back in dec I didnt get an email to open my decision and I thought it was over

[red prawn]

Harvard has shitty essay prompts tbh

[valid compass]

that's the spirit!

[fallen moon]

ur the realest one out there

[red prawn]

Boring ahh

[hushed stone]

That’s goofed up

[fallen moon]

harvard's the worse school in cambridge

[red prawn]

So real

[valid compass]

i got one and i opened my decision 3 hours later (i was too sleepy somehow)

[valid compass]

‼️

who even wants harvard man??

[red prawn]

So real we should reorder the usnews rankings list to suit my preferences

[valid compass]

like who?

[potent peak]

I thought they only send the “you can open your decision now” email to the admitted ppl

Bcs the admitted ppl need to see it

[cloud totem]

will harvard do likelies next week

[vague oxide]

real

[bronze steeple]

u got into pton right? im just curious was it ur first time applying there

[potent peak]

Yeah

First time

[valid compass]

thankfully i didn't think that way otherwise that heartbreak would've been massive

[bronze steeple]

cuz i always see this posts online asking if they should reapply to hypsm and im like 😐

[vague oxide]

oats news and world report

[spice willow]

back to likely discussion

[potent peak]

Uhm

If you’ve applied twice it almost felt like you’ve stained your application with the first one

[valid compass]

back to delulu discussion

[frosty parcel]

Nah they send the theres an update mail to everyone, infact sometimes the decision is out before the mail itself

[hushed stone]

Bro Yale thread is crazy

[valid compass]

[cloud totem]

its so nerve wracking sorry

[red prawn]

I don't got the guardian of the rankings role for nothing

[potent peak]

My first time I applied rea stanford and got rejected

[vague oxide]

🙂 Yale didn't send likely because Harvard already claimed me 🙂 🙂

[hushed stone]

Yale thread is so toxic for my mental health but so entertaining (lovingly)

[potent peak]

Now I’m RD ing to stanford for experiment purposes

[valid compass]

that's generally the case actually

[bronze steeple]

yeah they definitely look back to the notes they had last year

[fallen moon]

y'all i'm worried

[valid compass]

fr??

we can do that

[red prawn]

Berkeley yield protected me a few weeks ago fr fr 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[fallen moon]

i just need one school and i'm worried that i won't even get that

[potent peak]

(And also to get back at someone)

[valid compass]

ME

[potent peak]

??

Wdym

[worthy bolt]

kinda me 😭

[frosty parcel]

I have a q, and the only reason Im asking this is to divert away from the discussion about likelies, But idek what to do once I graduate from high school like what does 'just chill' even mean?

[fallen moon]

girl i'm sorry i already asked you this and you told me ur reasons but you literally have oxford

[red prawn]

CSULB pulled this shit 😭

I only got the email hours later

[bronze steeple]

based and also average shotgunner 😭

[hushed stone]

I am simply ready to go to my safety

[red prawn]

And I found out my CSULB decision in the most unceremonious way possible

[valid compass]

can u rea and then rd in the same year to one school?

[remote vortex]

Is it time to give up on a Yale interview

[red prawn]

They don't even have a portal

[bronze steeple]

applying to 21 top 20s and hoping for one

[red prawn]

They have their own little tool

[cloud totem]

[topaz creek]

dart > penn > columbia > corn > bum ass school in connect4

[valid compass]

right mb

[near geode]

they want the rejected people to see the bold capitalized letters and acknowledge them for the free money

[cloud totem]

oxford... mit.... what am i doing here

[valid compass]

ooo no harvard?

[bronze steeple]

same cycle probably not theyll just reject again

[fallen moon]

nono its okay i still understand that ur also anxious i didn't mean for it to come off as rude

[red prawn]

Oggsford

[topaz creek]

i am of the opinion that fraudvard is bad (also im an instareject)

[fallen moon]

but i don't want to end up at my state school because i objectively worked harder than the people at my school

[topaz creek]

fraudvard hates asians

[red prawn]

Wait you actually got into Oxford?

[valid compass]

no no that wasn't rude, just the truth ig

[red prawn]

That's crazy

[hushed stone]

Me when Harvard ranks Asians lower in likability 😭

[red prawn]

Congrats

[vague oxide]

I celebrate hannukah does that give me an advantage for harvard

[valid compass]

how did u not know

[worthy bolt]

my (kinda toxic) mindset as well

[valid compass]

thank u 🙃

[red prawn]

This was your post in #✨-celebration-station okay 😭

[fallen moon]

yeah it may be toxic but its also an objectively valid mindset

[red prawn]

Bro just casually announced "I got into Oxford"

😭

Seriously tho congrats that's insane

[valid compass]

yeah aww thank u 55 humans

[cloud totem]

i mean if your state school is good then who cares which college other people get into

[vague oxide]

more like Ms. Skill fr

[fallen moon]

its not.

[valid compass]

🤓

[hushed stone]

There’s only one person I want to get into a better school than ngl which is kinda peak toxicity 💀

[red prawn]

All my state schools are based

My local CSU is cheap enough that I could go for free

[worthy bolt]

if I lived in mi, nc, va, or ca then I would go to my state school

[red prawn]

and my closest UC is UCLA

[cloud totem]

oh well

[red prawn]

😋

[vague oxide]

I had this mindset then that person got Yale likely yes scholar...

[red prawn]

UCLA dining hall food got my actin' up

[hushed stone]

they already got rejected from Yale we stay winning

[vague oxide]

it's not happening

[fallen moon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/861013396677591050.gif?size=60&quality=lossless

[topaz creek]

i cant wait for 6 more weeks (negative tone)

[vague oxide]

nah they my friend so it's cool I'm super proud of them but I was low key high key trying to beat em

[hushed stone]

Srsly though they have so many (fraudulent) awards that it isn’t happening but my god it would feel so good to be like “my hard work vs your parents connections and I won”

[spice willow]

maybe they felt teh same way about you 😭

[topaz creek]

same

[rotund violet]

you guys are crazy 😭

[hushed stone]

a little

[fallen moon]

^^ this is exactly why

[valid compass]

6 weeks 😭

it's all gonna pass so fast

[worthy bolt]

!ivyday

[thin shard]

Ivy Day Decision Date

Ivy Day decisions come out <t:1711666800:F> in your local time
1 month, 8 days and 17 hours until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[vague oxide]

it better

[valid compass]

the day will come and like everything over

[topaz creek]

lost the jhu ed2 duel to this guys dad's maxed cash stash

[valid compass]

i think it'll hurt when it's all gone lol

[fallen moon]

i need one. just one.

[spice willow]

these nerds will find something new

like internship dooming !

[valid compass]

oh yeah need to start that shit too

[fallen moon]

💀

[topaz creek]

bought isefs and gpa while the guy couldnt hold a pipette properly and skipped 75% of classes

so im salty af

[vague oxide]

right now we are like Scrodingers applicants

[cloud totem]

goals i wish i was a nepo baby

[vague oxide]

I'm like 0.03 of a Yale student

[fallen moon]

y'all lets make a pact

[vague oxide]

and 0.97 McDonald's employee

[fallen moon]

we might not be nepobabies

but lets make our children nepobabies

[vague oxide]

life goals

[cloud totem]

NEED to raise a regina george

[valid compass]

Ooo im a -0.53 yale student

[topaz creek]

if i was a nepo baby id sweep the floor with ivy hoodies

[fallen moon]

i'm him

[topaz creek]

imagine the resource

[bronze steeple]

guys we need to boycott the ivy league and top 20s

[topaz creek]

the connections

[valid compass]

i need my kids to be a double legacy (they don't deserve this stress)

[fallen moon]

a2c could never

[vague oxide]

if I don't get in I'll boycott them don't worry

[worthy bolt]

What if everyone withdraws 😱😱

[cloud totem]

yeah!! boycott!

[bronze steeple]

everyone withdraw all ur apps and take ur money back theyll go broke!

[fallen moon]

omg fr lets withdraw!!!

[topaz creek]

techvy league

[cloud totem]

thats such a good idea!

[valid compass]

poor kids 🤧

[worthy bolt]

y’all first tho!

[cloud totem]

so we're all withdrawing right!

[vague oxide]

lol

[topaz creek]

yeah u go first

[cloud totem]

[bronze steeple]

after u

[topaz creek]

i follow

[hushed stone]

Welp

[valid compass]

yes please can all of u do that?

i think ill stay tho

[hushed stone]

You kids have fun I’m going to go back to homework

[topaz creek]

yeah can all of u do that

[fallen moon]

3 2 1

not it

[topaz creek]

pls

[valid compass]

[fallen moon]

okay i win

[cloud totem]

ur so sweet! but i feel thats being too politically correct, let's do it together ❤️

[fallen moon]

y'all better withdraw

<3

[bronze steeple]

guys i just withdrew please tell me u guys did too

[cloud totem]

thank you guys sm for withdrawing

[topaz creek]

like my opp did like jack shit and still got into a t20

[vague oxide]

I also just withdrew

[topaz creek]

fuck man

[hushed stone]

Stay toxic yale chat. Never change! (Actually pls do we all need therapy)

[valid compass]

yeah other ppl too please!

[bronze steeple]

make sure to ask for a refund

[cloud totem]

yesssss college doesnt matter. why chase prestige and paying half a million.

[fallen moon]

no i dont think so. therapy is for losers ||I'M JOKING and purposefully acting v aloof||

[topaz creek]

the only therapy i need can only be administered by a yale acceptance letter

[fallen moon]

^ this

(y'all i'm not actually this delulu trust)

[valid compass]

bro this is straight up FACTS!!

honestly even an interview would do for me atp

[topaz creek]

stfu u got into oxford

[fallen moon]

give me yale or give me death 🔥

[valid compass]

[red prawn]

A true Oggsford man

[topaz creek]

(dont take it too heart)

[fallen moon]

stop bullying her her concerns are still valid 😭

[topaz creek]

im sorry

i was too in character

[valid compass]

i won't dw (i have oxford im happy)

[fallen moon]

yale chat

what if we converted

from toxic pessimists

to optimists

[topaz creek]

no

[valid compass]

💗

[red prawn]

So real

[worthy bolt]

I don’t like that

[vague oxide]

even realer

[valid compass]

that would be so odd

[red prawn]

Y'all should stop being pessimistic over March 28 and instead be optimistic about March 14

[potent peak]

I didnt rea and rd in the same year

[red prawn]

😎

[valid compass]

kinda sounds impossible too

[fervent remnant]

i be on the same timing icl.

[valid compass]

oh last year?

and then this one rd?

[fallen moon]

real i'm boutta sit down at 6:28 est and open my acceptance letter to masstech 🔥

[potent peak]

Yeah

This year i did princeton rea

[fallen moon]

(i think i genuinely have a chance)

[valid compass]

what's on march 14?

[vague oxide]

mit

[red prawn]

3.14

6:28

[vague oxide]

pi day

[valid compass]

smart move

[potent peak]

Pi day

[red prawn]

MASSTECH 🔥

[fallen moon]

i still find it so funny that both masstech and cit have beavers as mascots

[valid compass]

what do u think got u in tho? like compared to the last application cycle?

[valid compass]

oh right

[red prawn]

Don't make me bring out the blog post

[valid compass]

no mit so yeah

[fallen moon]

STOP YOU'VE SEEN IT TOO?!?!

[meager badger]

guys, everything's gonna be just fine

nope feels wrong

[red prawn]

I made furry art for calte-

[bronze steeple]

guys i just notice nobody has mentioned yale interviews or likelies for a while its a miracle

[fallen moon]

😭

that post was so cursed 😭

[meager badger]

we're all screwed

[potent peak]

2 of my top 3 ecs now are done in my gap year

[red prawn]

https://mitadmissions.org/blogs/entry/i-made-furry-art-for-caltech/

[fallen moon]

idk how it was even allowed to be published 😭

[red prawn]

The ideal

[vague oxide]

yall seen the northwestern x uchicago fanfiction

[bronze steeple]

do gap year students also procrastinate college essays?

[red prawn]

Enemies to lovers fanfic 😍

[vague oxide]

it's heat

[valid compass]

interesting! so it was all worth right? i mean the gap year

[fallen moon]

STOP GUYS I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO DIVERT OUR ATTENTION

[potent peak]

For me yes

[fallen moon]

GO BACK TO BEING PESSIMISTS AND IGNORE THE MIT CALTECH TALK

[potent peak]

No i dont bcs my entire day is a procrastination

[red prawn]

Hey guys if I didn't receive a Yale Likely letter does that mean I'm going to get rejected from every single college i applied to? 🥺

[vague oxide]

yes

[topaz creek]

drop it like dartmouth ranking now

[fallen moon]

yeah give up

[potent peak]

😂

[valid compass]

that's the unfortunate truth buddy

[bronze steeple]

also im just curious if u dont mind me asking did u reapply to any t20s this year (other than stanford)

[vague oxide]

I think there is another part

[fallen moon]

STOP

I TOLD YOU TO STOP

[meager badger]

wtf

[red prawn]

Nah y'all actually need to stop 💀

[fallen moon]

OATS YOU ARE NOT GUARDING THE RANKINGS PROPERLY

[red prawn]

Delete button'd

[bronze steeple]

taboo 💀 northwestern x uchicago

[potent peak]

All ivies except brown and some t20s where i can recycle my essays

[vague oxide]

lol my b

[valid compass]

can u not leave harvard for my desperate soul? i bet yale and pton are great

[frosty parcel]

Reminds of this meme I saw: Lets play hide and seek, I'll hide and you seek professional help.

[valid compass]

bahahaha

[potent peak]

Dw I wont leave harvard 😊

[bronze steeple]

oh u reapplied to all those? im just really curious if overturning rejections/waitlists is possible @ t20s lol

[fallen moon]

when will a2cers finally gain sanity

[frosty parcel]

never?

[valid compass]

[potent peak]

For this cycle yeah

[topaz creek]

give me a likely letter and then sure

[potent peak]

Previous cycle I only applied to like 5 unis

[bronze steeple]

rip brown though 😭

[red prawn]

Fr what did Brown University do

[topaz creek]

brown video is a turnoff

[potent peak]

So true

Fr

And the essays

I cant recycle

[bronze steeple]

the video is optional guys 😭

[potent peak]

But still

[topaz creek]

like how sat is optional at yale and dart this last cycle

[red prawn]

"We don't expect kids to have professional videos"
Mfs on youtube posting their videos:

[potent peak]

[bronze steeple]

lol saying that its optional makes me feel like such an opp for anyone reading that in the future 😂

[vague oxide]

🙂

[frosty parcel]

Um, Im new to discord and my discord keeps giving me the notification sound even though all my servers are muted...help plz?

[red prawn]

No ChanceMes >:(((((((((((((((((((((((((

[vague oxide]

darn I just be breaking all the rules

I'm a bad boy

[red prawn]

Nah seriously y'all need to stop dooming in this thread 😔

[fallen moon]

what the fuck

[topaz creek]

what if next cycle i apply with a2c fanfics as essays

[fallen moon]

fr be optimists

[topaz creek]

(given that i have enrolled in a great school)

[topaz creek]

no

[bronze steeple]

they hire a whole ass camera crew and use their $500k income to get it professionally edited

[fallen moon]

i'm sorry but i'm literally unfollowing this thread wtf happened

this is a new low

a2c fanfics is crazy

[topaz creek]

lets change topics

[red prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/road-to-hell-is-paved-ivy-league-degrees-thomas-sowell-austrian-economics-malazarte-gif-17236118

[topaz creek]

i dont wanna get banned again

[bronze steeple]

ok new question ive always been curious but

how tall is the average a2cer

i feel 5'5"

[topaz creek]

im 4'1

[red prawn]

I am dragging down the average 🗣️

[vague oxide]

5'11" not gonna lie and say 6'0

[fallen moon]

5'6 💀

[bronze steeple]

the legendary height of 5'12"

[autumn kiln]

It’s Yale-over :(

[fallen moon]

hi ruby

[autumn kiln]

Hi hi

Why are we talking about height

[autumn kiln]

What happened

[fallen moon]

to switch topics from fanfics

[autumn kiln]

Jesus Christ

[vague oxide]

we briefly explored a fanfic on a2c between 2 schools but we are past that now

we have grown

[autumn kiln]

I don’t see anything so I’m assuming that’s taken care of

[fallen moon]

yeah i told oats to do his job

💀

[red prawn]

Guardian of the Rankings'd

[autumn kiln]

Still no Yale interview

[autumn kiln]

W

[bronze steeple]

they have until 3/27

[autumn kiln]

HUH

Oh

Day before Ivy day

[fallen moon]

💀

[rose vale]

Bro

[bronze steeple]

lol imagine getting one on that day

[rose vale]

No harvard interview

No harvard interview it’s over

[red prawn]

Interview a day before decisions is insane

[rose vale]

No harvard interview it’s over

[red prawn]

😭

[autumn kiln]

Who cares take better

Yale

[bronze steeple]

then getting rejected 😭

[autumn kiln]

Prob not

[rose vale]

I think if before

Why is my discord glitching

[autumn kiln]

Let’s not astrologist

[bronze steeple]

this would be horrible thats like them telling u "u had the worst interview ever"

[autumn kiln]

Astrologize

[potent peak]

I’m majoring in Astrology

[topaz creek]

i dont portal astrologize i apologize to the people who trusted me

[rose vale]

E

[autumn kiln]

W

[rose vale]

any internships?

ahhh

or summer programs

[potent peak]

I interned at NASA for astrology

[rose vale]

oooooo

I wanted to intern at nada

[topaz creek]

hogwarts divination tower is hiring

[bronze steeple]

double majoring in ancient astronomy 🤩

[rose vale]

NAsa*

[vague oxide]

darn I heard their astrology program is very well respected

[potent peak]

Minoring in philosophy

[rose vale]

30k a year after college

[bronze steeple]

W minor complements ur majors well

[red prawn]

Nada

You ever just intern at nothing

[vague oxide]

I interned at nada

[rose vale]

I meant nasa

[bronze steeple]

cs majors shotgunning for google internship only and not getting it

[rugged chasm]

Bro ur cracked the more you speak

I should be the one admiring you

[potent peak]

[fallen moon]

that was a lie hawk

[visual glen]

Is it yalover chat

[vague oxide]

no

[potent peak]

Then im gonna do a masters degree in constellation

[vague oxide]

it isn't yalover til the ao sings

[visual glen]

I raised $100k+ on kickstarter is it over

[bronze steeple]

why not $200k

[vague oxide]

tbf he said 100k+

[fallen moon]

transforms into star

[topaz creek]

i raised like 15k for my asian tribe

dotn aák me how that works

[autumn kiln]

Why not 300k

[potent peak]

A star is born

[humble marten]

same bruh

[fallen moon]

bro scrolled up

[rugged chasm]

Its true tho

[topaz creek]

yale aint got no sea interviewer

[potent peak]

True

They assigned a senior student to me

[fallen moon]

no i mean sphinx was lying

[bronze steeple]

why not next elon musk

[autumn kiln]

He’s awful

[topaz creek]

stop flexin 😭

[rugged chasm]

Ohh🙄🙄

[vague oxide]

astrology lol

[potent peak]

Astrology bro

🤣

[visual glen]

What sign will get in

Gemini fs

[rugged chasm]

Read that as astronomy LOL

[bronze steeple]

i feel like the senior interviewers r hella chill

[rugged chasm]

🇲🇳

[vague oxide]

GEMINIS STAND STRONG

[potent peak]

Tbf i dont understand astrology

[fallen moon]

okay thanks for this piece of info i'm glad to confirm my acceptance to yale university's class of 2028

[visual glen]

🐐

[potent peak]

The interviewer i got talks with 1.5x speed

She goes straight to the point

[bronze steeple]

honestly i prefer that tbh but all my interviewers so far have been mega yappers

still interesting nonetheless

[autumn kiln]

My Harv one was one

The rest not so much

Actually that’s a lie

They were yappers I just didn’t get bored

[valid compass]

bye guys! i will be back here on 28 march now!!!!

[potent peak]

You’re leaving??

😔

[valid compass]

yeah i need to study

i have my finals + another test on the 28th of march so yeah

[vague oxide]

test on the 28th is vile

[valid compass]

i have ivy day on 29 morning haha

[vague oxide]

oh true

[potent peak]

What time will you get the decision?

[valid compass]

I'LL MISS U ALL

[vague oxide]

bye bye enjoy life for a month

[valid compass]

4 or 5:30 something like that

[vague oxide]

😬

[valid compass]

U too!!!

[potent peak]

Mine is at 6 am

[vague oxide]

earllyyyy

[potent peak]

Good luck for your exams!

[valid compass]

thank you sm!!!

see u on the 28th!!!

[potent peak]

👋

[topaz creek]

!ivyday

[thin shard]

Ivy Day Decision Date

Ivy Day decisions come out <t:1711666800:F> in your local time
1 month, 8 days and 16 hours until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[topaz creek]

6am 29th

why

imma be sleepi

[visual glen]

7am here

Im so late

[thin shard]

UIUC RD Date

UIUC RD decisions come out <t:1709330400:F> in your local time
10 days, 10 hours and 33 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[rustic silo]

yeah

[bleak prism]

helpppp

so i asked this one guy from yale on linkedin about the yale community

and now several months later they asked me how ea went

😭

it went thats all i can say

[topaz creek]

how did

ok

resepct that

ghost him

[bleak prism]

got deferred how can i tell them that 😭

[potent peak]

just be honest?

[topaz creek]

also a defer @ yale isnt too shabby tbh

they dont pull the fraudvard strat

[bleak prism]

what is this

[topaz creek]

defer everyone

[bleak prism]

Ofc I’d be honest?

why would I lie

I only have hesitation saying I didn’t get in lol

[potent peak]

i mean like

don't ghost

[bleak prism]

oh

Yeah

they major in what I wanted to study there and they seem nice ngl so ofc not

[bleak prism]

Ok I told them

They responded and said that’s great!

🤔

[remote vortex]

Why is blud embarrassed

[neon sedge]

my Harvard interviewer was the same… 100% team Brown

[bleak prism]

why am I ?

cause they followed up

[cosmic geyser]

hellooooo yalies

[inner thorn]

Anyone got a yale interview?

[topaz creek]

hi yalies today i feel like a yaleure

[fallen moon]

me everyday fr

[fallow ember]

im giving up

im not receiving any interview

[cosmic geyser]

have hope!

[hushed stone]

yaleure t-t

[noble steppe]

why r u dming random yalies on linkedin

[noble steppe]

tbf they used to but generally have been doing it way less

they do also actually admit waitlisted people

[bleak prism]

Did you not read what I said above? 🙄

I had a question about a certain community at Yale and they were super involved

[bronze steeple]

more r/collegeresults data

[noble steppe]

no

[bleak prism]

Clearly

[spice cairn]

I just got my Yale interview today

Is it late?

[rotund violet]

No

[noble steppe]

how far did u expect me to go back g

it was uncontextualised

[bleak prism]

it was literally the next few sentences 💀

[rotund violet]

I’m ngl, I read it too and it looked like you were just connecting with random Yale ppl on linked in

This was also after reading the next few sentences

[cosmic geyser]

i mean this is okay. its linkedin what do you expect.

[spice willow]

if u got the interview, assume u got it on time

[bronze steeple]

late is after March 1 (their deadline)

[spice cairn]

Ah ok ok

So should I do the interview before that?

[bleak prism]

I mean, it’s LinkedIn

That’s the PURPOSE

LinkedIn is about connecting

[cosmic geyser]

change the topic

!sani

[thin shard]

https://i.imgur.com/wYgTmUG.png

[bronze steeple]

you have to I think

[spice cairn]

Ah ok ok ty

So what does the interview acc mean?

J that they need more info from me?

[noble steppe]

i agree i interpreted it as you just messaging random yalies 💀

[cosmic geyser]

lets not discuss this

[bleak prism]

You’re making it seem like I DM’ed the whole student body. I DMed one person

[bronze steeple]

yeah or that someone's available

because realistically they will always need more info

basically it just means ur still in the running

[cosmic geyser]

stop america

[hushed stone]

GUYS ITS NOT YALEOVER I GOT MY INTERVIEW

[north current]

im boutta go down to new haven and throw hands if i dont get an interview soon

[inner thorn]

W

[topaz creek]

this give me hope

gl

dont kiss ur interviewer

[unique plank]

TOLD YOU

[tall sequoia]

nah do it for the plot

[unique plank]

period! rejection for the plot!!

[hushed stone]

It’s virtual I can’t 😔

I’m starting to think that maybe the reason mine is so late is because there’s no Yale ppl in my area ‘cause this is my only interview so far not with a person in my city

Have hope brave souls!

[unborn fractal]

@rustic silo hi can i dm u i want some context on nsda and the debate world

[fallen moon]

WAIT ITS NOT OVER?!?!?!

ITS NOT YALEOVER

[cosmic geyser]

pls stop reacting to my message. the other folks are just as guilty of being completely off topic as america is

ik its not that serious but pls treat everyone with respect

[cosmic geyser]

congrats! good luck.

[vivid abyss]

i rly want an interview :(

[cosmic geyser]

dw there might still be time i think

also many people get in without interviews

[vivid abyss]

i dont think im gonna be one of them 💀😭

[cosmic geyser]

you never know. be optimistic!

[vivid abyss]

my only interviews have been schools i got no change of getting into bru

and its over for rice and washu cuz my ass didn't know u had to reach out for an interview

am i cooked?

[cosmic geyser]

i didnt know i had to too but idt washu cares if u do have one

[vivid abyss]

don't they care abt interest

[cosmic geyser]

bc many people dont request one and still get in

[cosmic geyser]

nope, its discontinued

[vivid abyss]

hopefully vandy doesn't care

i dont tthink they d

o

[autumn kiln]

I’m pretty sure WashU does

[vivid abyss]

i saw on their cds they don't consider it

[cosmic geyser]

no, they dont. not anymore

[vivid abyss]

but they might be capping

ong

[autumn kiln]

Oh wait they don’t

[autumn kiln]

I think when I researched them last year they did but idk

[cosmic geyser]

they stopped considering lmao.

[vivid abyss]

i still need to do my umich loci dawg

[autumn kiln]

Rice does consider it though

[vivid abyss]

oh

im cooked

is there anyway to like

show some interest rn

[autumn kiln]

There’s a ton of ways to show interest

[vivid abyss]

fr

[autumn kiln]

Go to online stuff

[vivid abyss]

wait rly

[autumn kiln]

Visit if you’re close by

[vivid abyss]

that would still help?

i live in pa i am NOT close by to rice

[autumn kiln]

Maybe? Some schools track when you attend

[autumn kiln]

Yeah maybe don’t visit but you can still attend online stuff

[bleak prism]

Loser behavior

[autumn kiln]

Interest is also shown through essays

[bleak prism]

idk why everyone is so pressed all of the time

[autumn kiln]

Hey let’s be nice 🫶

[vivid abyss]

in what way lol

[autumn kiln]

It’s a2c people are jealous, envious, and have nothing else to do

[autumn kiln]

Showing that you’re actually interested in going if you get in

Ed shows interest too

[vivid abyss]

i think i showed that? i mean shouldn't everyone be trying to show that in an essay lol

i am so cooked bru

h

[autumn kiln]

Like it’s your #one choice

[vivid abyss]

didn't get into any of my non safety EA other than purdue

oh

well

[autumn kiln]

Purdue is really good

[vivid abyss]

bth

i would prolly js go to pitt

cuz

[autumn kiln]

Also plenty of people get in without explicitly showing interest

[vivid abyss]

im a premed

[autumn kiln]

Is Purdue not great for premed

[vivid abyss]

hopefully i sneak through the cracks

[cosmic geyser]

america. im ngl we have to curb this discussion completely.

[vivid abyss]

what was the discussion

[autumn kiln]

Dw about it

[unique plank]

not much of a discussion more of just disrespect towards one person tbh

[autumn kiln]

What’s your top school choice?

[bleak prism]

They weren’t nice when they reacted to her comment. 4 times

But ok

[worthy bolt]

what do y’all think of handsome dan

handsome or nah 🧐🧐

[cosmic geyser]

v cute, as always!

[autumn kiln]

I thought you were calling Michelle a loser nvm 😭

[bleak prism]

No 😭😭

[autumn kiln]

Nah bc he’s going to reject me

[cosmic geyser]

yall i need my decisions asap

i hate uncertainty

[autumn kiln]

I want a decision I can actually go to yk

[cosmic geyser]

my teachers literally keep asking me where im going to college

and i have to keep saying idk

[unique plank]

boy boy boy

this!!

[cosmic geyser]

and they're like why dont you know??? didnt (state college decision) come out

[worthy bolt]

my city is watching me like a hawk

[unique plank]

sorry 😭 then people are like “he’s going to harvard”

like pls stop

can i get in

[worthy bolt]

literal strangers come up to me out of the carpool line to ask

or to tutor their kids 😭

[cosmic geyser]

LMAO

[cosmic geyser]

I KNOW

WHYYY DOES THIS HAPPEN

who is lisa

[worthy bolt]

corporate likely ❤️

[unique plank]

RIGHT

[autumn kiln]

My family friends are like that too thankfully my teachers don’t ask bc ucs all come out March

[cosmic geyser]

my mom assumes im going to my state school unless a miracle happens in march

[autumn kiln]

My parents assume I’m getting rejected from all my east coast nonsafeties and I’m going to Berkeley 💀 maybe ucla if I catch them on a good day

[autumn kiln]

Are they going to let you and your twin go to different schools?

[cosmic geyser]

i dont know honestly.

probably not

what is trululu

@autumn kiln

dont delete this but what do you think

[cobalt rampart]

YES CONGRATS😍

[autumn kiln]

I see

[spice willow]

Can you not

[cobalt rampart]

those likelies evem let you skip 2 years

[autumn kiln]

They want me to be close to home but still go to a 4 year = Berkeley or Davis

[bleak prism]

Nah

[cosmic geyser]

wait nvm

[autumn kiln]

Hi America, please reach out to modmail with this

[weak steeple]

here comes the discord mod 🤓

[autumn kiln]

We will all discuss it there

[cobalt rampart]

wait what happened

[autumn kiln]

I’m going to delete this in a second after you copy and paste

Yeah :(

[cosmic geyser]

customer service be like

dont girl LMAO

[spice willow]

That’s what happens when you get more than 3 warns

[bleak prism]

So it doesn’t seem like a joke.

[spice willow]

Go to modmail

[cosmic geyser]

america i'd recommend taking this to modmail rather than posting here

[autumn kiln]

^

[cosmic geyser]

your post is valid. your feelings are valid. i am not against u (altho i am a guardian). i dont think the mods are either. take this to modmail please

[autumn kiln]

It’s an internal issue and we’ll deal with it just between us and you

[bleak prism]

It’s wrong, and I really don’t care but like come on

[autumn kiln]

It’s an automute after 3 warns

We didn’t manually want to mute you, I think someone warned and automatically muted

[rain notch]

finally got a yale interview!!

[autumn kiln]

We’ll review each incident in depth, just reach out

[autumn kiln]

Congrats!!!

[spice willow]

Cheers

[cosmic geyser]

@bleak prism

[bleak prism]

Sure, thanks ruby

[rain notch]

NYC!

[cosmic geyser]

YAY!!!

unhinged

[spice willow]

Opened my email like one would drop in rn 🤡

[autumn kiln]

Real asf Bertha

[merry yew]

i honestly think my city has the worst luck with interviews

[autumn kiln]

Yale hates the mods

[merry yew]

my friend didn't get her gtown interview bc they ran out of ppl apparently

and no one at our school got an interview at any school either!!

[spice willow]

?

[cosmic geyser]

my friend got a nebraska interviewer for duke. we dont live in NE

[unique plank]

tbh i’m just a little sad bc i don’t think i rlly have anything else to look forward to

[merry yew]

WHAT THE

[cobalt rampart]

ive knly gotten duke pre screened so im happy

[cosmic geyser]

yeah its so strange.

[autumn kiln]

Same

[cosmic geyser]

yay mimi!

[cobalt rampart]

i heard of this happening this yr

[autumn kiln]

Could also be a shortage of alum

[cosmic geyser]

lack of alums LMAO

[merry yew]

can yale pretty please give us an interviewer from the east coast or wherever!!

[cobalt rampart]

its happeninf to a bunch of ppl on reddit

[autumn kiln]

True 😭

[unique plank]

i know there’s no duke availability here so

[cosmic geyser]

tbf they were from the omaha area and we dont live too far away from there

[autumn kiln]

I live in ca so I’m just going to accept Yale don’t want to interview me

[cobalt rampart]

UR NEXT

[merry yew]

twinsies

[autumn kiln]

Heartbreaking fr ☹️

[merry yew]

wait no we have to be positive we're gonna get one soon who doesn't love cali

yk what they say

best for last

[autumn kiln]

People hate on Cali so much

[autumn kiln]

Real asf I guess it’s not yaleover

[cosmic geyser]

yeah. i was saying they live close to nebraska so maybe even if they are not in the same state as us duke just tried to pair them up with someone from somewhere nearby

[autumn kiln]

No ca solos

[merry yew]

cali beaches are beautiful

at least we don't have to deal with gators

[cosmic geyser]

thank God i didn't apply here!

[merry yew]

crystal cove??

[autumn kiln]

My interviewer lived like 2+ hrs away from me I’m guessing my county didn’t have any alums

[cosmic geyser]

myrtle beach sounds lovely

[cobalt rampart]

our beaches are sooo

[autumn kiln]

SCOOBY DOO

[worthy bolt]

yeah I got a Maryland interviewer as an SC applicant

[cobalt rampart]

our sand is so soft it feels like cotton🙏

[autumn kiln]

ISNT THAT WHAT IT WAS CALLED

CRYSTAL COVE

[cobalt rampart]

THE TAMPA BEACHES

[unique plank]

probably was too many people getting interviews

[worthy bolt]

GROSS BOO YUCK

[unique plank]

you are in bay area 😭

[cobalt rampart]

NOO

[unique plank]

i doubt there is a shortage of any alums from any t20 tbh

in the bay area

[autumn kiln]

Idk anyone from my school that applied duke + I’ve only seen one person from my city go to duke in the last 6 years

[autumn kiln]

It’s more rural up here not the competitive part

North bay

[merry yew]

pretty sure all the alums my county has are not registered to be interviewers

[unique plank]

no yeah, that’s what i’m saying it probably was just too many needed to be interviewed

[merry yew]

bc i've seen a lot of the alumni license plate thingies

[cobalt rampart]

idk what yale alums r coming to fl

[autumn kiln]

My interviewer was from the competitive part of the bay

[rustic silo]

sure