Yale University (2023-2024)

[quaint fable]

BRI IM GONNA FIGHT U

[wary star]

yale dusp manifest

[teal tusk]

yall got no faith in urselves 💀

[dusky tusk]

Wrong it's rejected from gwu lehigh umn uw, accepted full ride MIT, accepted full ride USC, accepted full ride NYU, accepted full ride all ivies, committing to Embry riddle university

[dusky tusk]

Thats pretty realistic lol

Accepted 2 reaches all targets all safeties

Most people don't get into an ivy
....

I'm not even expecting to get into a reach

I just want my hard target 🙏

[teal tusk]

whats the point of applying if u dont even believe u have a chance to get in 💀

[dusky tusk]

They believe they do have a chance

Just being realistic and predicting

I think its all light and fun I did a prediction myself

Except I'm a lot more delusional than her

Bro I predicted myself getting into 2 ivies and like 5 reaches so

[teal tusk]

idk enough about ivies to predict anything

so my prediction is accepted to all my reaches 😎

[dusky tusk]

Chance me is stupid ngl I'd rather just be delusional and think I'm getting into ivies 😻

[teal tusk]

I did chance me once before

[dusky tusk]

I haven't chanced anyone

Actually maybe I did once

Not seriously tho

[teal tusk]

people always talk abt ppl being brutal on there but everyone said if i focus on my supps i have a v good chance at getting into a couple 😭

no one was mean

[dusky tusk]

Oh nice

People just said if i have great essays I'll get into my lower level reaches

Thats lowkey a diss but I'll take it lol

Tbh u can't trust any of them tho lmfao

[teal tusk]

Idk i have a lot of "hooks" (idek if most of them are) so perhaps thats why

[dusky tusk]

I have 1/2 a hook

[final chasm]

Slay

[final chasm]

This is so real😭

[cosmic geyser]

what hooks?

[teal tusk]

im black, trans, bi, from rural alabama, and have aspergers

i talked about it in the progression through school thing since i am graduating early

Ppl with aspergers often struggle socially but excel academically in subjects they enjoy so schools been too easy my entire life because alabama doesnt offer any challenges and doesnt even give us any extra classes to take like aps so since i finished my credits early by taking classes i actually am challenged in i have to leave a year early

ppl have asked why i dont stay another year and take more classes and the reason is alabama literally wont let me 💀

[cosmic geyser]

oh

is SO a hook?

[cosmic geyser]

dang rural alabama? 😭

[teal tusk]

its super annoying cus id LOVE to stay and do a bunch of aps but we dont even have them lmfao

[cosmic geyser]

bro ur so lucky you have ualabama

[teal tusk]

i am leaving here 💀

[cosmic geyser]

why

no theres a lot of scholarship money

[teal tusk]

because i am trans 💀

[cosmic geyser]

its not always abt school rankings yk

[cosmic geyser]

oh.

mb 😭

[teal tusk]

i have 5 oos safeties/targets to make sure i am leaving LMAO

auburn

and uab

Those r my only in state safeties

[cosmic geyser]

whats ur major i might be able to suggest more

like in the midwest if thats cool w/you

[teal tusk]

molecular biology/genetics premed

[cosmic geyser]

add uw-madison. solid target and good for molecular bio. they're pretty inclusive too.

idk if you like snow but its a safe campus

[teal tusk]

wont they tive bad aid tho

Cus its public

[cosmic geyser]

nah they have scholarships

theres also LAC's on the QB application like macalester

and carleton

[cosmic geyser]

tryna get out of iowa atm 💀

[graceful badge]

does anyone here plan to / applied to Yale with financial aid

[teal tusk]

most people i assume

[cosmic geyser]

idk if i am just giving info for my twin

[graceful badge]

I am rlly blind abt this

what's like the common flow ?

i'm on a gap year too!

[cosmic geyser]

@teal tusk did u get into any fly ins?

[teal tusk]

i didnt apply for any

[graceful badge]

@pulsar pine when did they ask for the idoc

[cosmic geyser]

why bro theyre so fun

you seem like the perfect target for them too

[teal tusk]

i was rejected from PEEP but i had a 29 at the time so i expected that (now i have a 33)

[graceful badge]

should you upload idoc the same time they ask for the css profile or what

i don't understand tbh

is it ok if I pm you

[teal tusk]

Im applied for jhu fly in and emory plus im applying for brandeis and columbia

i was gonna do wise but i procrastinated lmao

[bleak prism]

AYO are you from mn

[bleak prism]

i lost interest in wise lol but i applied for jhu too

[teal tusk]

Is Yale not accepting junior transferees?

[quaint fable]

nope wi

[quaint fable]

i literally said accepted nyu girl wake up!

[low helm]

WHAT WHY

i got absolutely dunked on for chanceme

[quaint fable]

nobody responded to mine lol

[cosmic geyser]

gtfo that sub

destroys ur confidence

its like me telling you you will or wont get into a school.

theres no way for me to know

[final chasm]

And it unnecessarily boosts it

Saw someone getting chanced he’d get in a T20

Got into none!

[dusky tusk]

link?

[dusky tusk]

link?

https://tenor.com/view/troll-troll-face-gif-25116980

[quaint fable]

i would dox myself

also i deleted it bc i was getting no responsea

[dusky tusk]

why would you post it on reddit for everyone to see?

[quaint fable]

the post on its own wouldnt but in tandem w what ive said here maybe

[final chasm]

This is so real💀

[dusky tusk]

i havent done a chanceme post bc its too much effort

also bc idc what mfs online think about my chances

most of the chance me losers are high schoolers anyway

often jealous underclassmen

i just read them for fun to humble myself

[quaint fable]

also there’s not a real point in a chance me for me

i know i have a chance everywhere… what is a highschooler gonna say that changes anything

[dusky tusk]

fr

(i seek validation from others)

[cosmic geyser]

i did it once. felt terrible till i realized nobody can "chance anyone"

and lol half of my chanceme was fake (just to see reactions)

so dont believe what u see lol

[dusky tusk]

bruh

[cosmic geyser]

what the sub is shit anyway why not troll

[dusky tusk]

i hope the shit ive been seeing is fake tf

[cosmic geyser]

but ppl were disgusting

[dusky tusk]

if not im not competing for shit

and will go to safeties

these mfs make what ive put hours into look like shit

and everything is so common dude we're all the same person LMFAO

[cosmic geyser]

ikr they thought that my state school was a MATCH (80 percent acceptance rate for niche major)

bc "other applicants might be better"

BRUH THIS WAS IOWA STATE

[dusky tusk]

LMAO

i put ut austin as a match 😭

[cosmic geyser]

bro are u tx resident 😭

??? if u arent autoadmit its def not

[dusky tusk]

i have a special scenario

not auto admit

but its a target for me

[cosmic geyser]

everyone started an npo there lmao

[dusky tusk]

not just that

[cosmic geyser]

its prolly fake tho.

[dusky tusk]

its always the intl research and shit

like fuck yu

and the nepotism is crazy

i know yo ass dont work at jp morgan out of merit

[cosmic geyser]

if i was an AO and saw that so many times i wouldnt care honestly

[dusky tusk]

ive seen 9th graders claim to have insane internships? and say they grinded to get it? like tf u didnt do anything

[cosmic geyser]

nepotism is how you get research positions like that

[dusky tusk]

yea i have research but its out of cold email

took so much time to do

and its local prof

[cosmic geyser]

my ec's are like 1/4th of what some of them are doing and its not like i do nothing

[dusky tusk]

some these mfs get t10 and ivy prof

[cosmic geyser]

its gotta be fake bc how can u have a 4.0 and 13 ap's with all those ec's

[dusky tusk]

like how dude

[dusky tusk]

thats so real

school takes so much time

do you know grant tucker

?

[cosmic geyser]

no

[dusky tusk]

search him up on tiktok

the nepotism rich kid vibes are crazy (im a hater)

he got into 6/7 ivies

[cosmic geyser]

yalie

ooh

[dusky tusk]

his ECs were nonprofit, book, podcast, smth else

https://tenor.com/view/troll-troll-face-gif-25116980

[cosmic geyser]

.

idk like howwww do normal people do any of those things

i like stopped going on tiktok bc of this stuff

[dusky tusk]

he is rich

yall underestimate how much being rich and having insane connections can get you

sure he worked extremely hard

but come on lol

some of that stuff just doesnt happen like that

[cosmic geyser]

yeah if anyone has some kinda natl level ec i think its connections mostly

[dusky tusk]

not always tbf

but yea

[cosmic geyser]

its hard to get state level positions (at least where im from)

but im not stem

[dusky tusk]

whats ur favorite EC

mine is my job (i wanna quit)

grants? as in tax grants

[final chasm]

Exactly….personally I wouldn’t chance anyone 💀

[teal tusk]

Y’all should go to #🏹-extracurriculars or #🛩-lounge-chat

[cosmic geyser]

yeah, like i review grant proposals

[dusky tusk]

sry

[final chasm]

This is real af 😭

[cosmic geyser]

jobs suck but worth it

[low helm]

ya i did it for that 😈

[low helm]

bro 💀

[dusky tusk]

im tryna see how tuff u are. your name is stanford yale penn dude you gotta be tough

[low helm]

i was gonna copy paste the comment i got on it

[low helm]

IM MANIFESTING

[dusky tusk]

ok dm me the link blud i need to see

im curious now

[low helm]

the comment was in fact deleted by a mod

bro said it was too mean 💀 i didnt care that much

[low helm]

my ecs basic but im having fun so who cares (i dont want to get dunked on again)

guys do u think yale wants me

[dusky tusk]

i am not gonna say anything negative but now im curious and you cant leave me on a cliffhanger

😭

[low helm]

how do ppl even get in its crazy

[teal tusk]

bro why were yall bullied on chanceme

[low helm]

i want my yale era

[dusky tusk]

this is emotional manipulation

[dusky tusk]

chanceme is horrible

[low helm]

i mean one person was like u have a rlly good chance if u get some awards

[dusky tusk]

its all jealous hs kids

salty kids

[low helm]

leave u hanging 😈

lets talk yale !

[teal tusk]

lowk wanna post and see whats said

[dusky tusk]

i hate u

[low helm]

wwyd if yale + harvard let u in

[teal tusk]

Brag

[dusky tusk]

same but i dont wanna get doxxed and i feel like mine will get no comments

[low helm]

good

[dusky tusk]

i would go to harvard

[dusky tusk]

please ill share mine fr (i know u dont give af about my profile)

[low helm]

wrong answer whos gonna kick him out of yale megathread

[dusky tusk]

bro the only schools im choosing over harvard are stanford and upenn

[teal tusk]

i love harvard but ive heard not good food

[dusky tusk]

nothing else

[teal tusk]

but ive also heard yale is bad abt mental health

[low helm]

they all are

[teal tusk]

i mean with support

[low helm]

tbh the singular person ik at yale is having a great time

but i dont have a large smaple size so..

[teal tusk]

Like brown has its own student support center and everything for mental health

idk if yale doee

[low helm]

wwyd if u got into every school u apply to

[low helm]

ohhh

wheres alkie bro

[teal tusk]

I do like yale though

[dusky tusk]

stanford or upenn flip a coin heads stanford tails upenn

[low helm]

need so summon this mans

[teal tusk]

Im stuck between rea yale and rea harvard

[low helm]

valid

[north current]

not gonna happen cuz im only committed to yale

[dusky tusk]

STANFORD

[teal tusk]

i dont like heat

[low helm]

i was gonna flip a coin on which college to rea to

[dusky tusk]

stanford weather is beautiful blud

[teal tusk]

i am not going west

[dusky tusk]

😭

noooooo

come to tx 🤠

[low helm]

yaleyaleyale

[low helm]

harvard<<<yale

[dusky tusk]

whos applying to tx schools here

[final chasm]

Major?

[dusky tusk]

come down south

[teal tusk]

molecular biology/genetics, premed

[dusky tusk]

harvard

[final chasm]

Y’all have like auto admissions to UTA

[final chasm]

Harvard!!

[dusky tusk]

ut arlington?

[teal tusk]

Want a ton of research and networking

[dusky tusk]

dont call it UTA bro

[final chasm]

Austin

[dusky tusk]

😭

[teal tusk]

i love research more than my family

[dusky tusk]

harvard solos for premed

[final chasm]

Harvard fr …. Lots of resources

[dusky tusk]

also rea is a scam

[low helm]

yikes...

[final chasm]

Same same

[low helm]

telling the AOs

[teal tusk]

its not a scam if its not costing u extra 😭

[dusky tusk]

you know what i mean 😭

[teal tusk]

scam implies u lost money

[final chasm]

🤓

[dusky tusk]

🤓

AYYY

[low helm]

rea just tells them u like it it probs doesnt really give a better chance

[dusky tusk]

@final chasm GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE

[teal tusk]

Only way rea is a scam is if ur dad donated a building and then u didnt get in 😔

[dusky tusk]

my thing with rea is ik im gonna get deferred and deferral to rejection pipeline is real

[final chasm]

Harvard just sent an auto admissions email Frfr

[low helm]

does yale take donations of 8k(my entire bank account)

[teal tusk]

Must be 10k or higher

[low helm]

bribes*

[teal tusk]

actuslly

[final chasm]

100*

[teal tusk]

yes

[low helm]

dam what if im a broke hs kid

[teal tusk]

i will pay my harvard interviewer $7 if he gives me a good rating

[dusky tusk]

stop flexing

[final chasm]

Show them your GPA

[dusky tusk]

we arent all rich here

smh

[final chasm]

Real

[low helm]

oh 😄

[dusky tusk]

im 5'6 but on my money im 5'4

we

[low helm]

i have a job guys

and i dont spend my money

[dusky tusk]

same (still broke)

[low helm]

oh...

[low helm]

even worse

[final chasm]

Bro’s my height without my head😭

[low helm]

alr shorty

[teal tusk]

not to flex but im balling out here 💪🏽

[low helm]

LETS GOO

[final chasm]

still flexing

[low helm]

ok guys back to yale

shhh

[teal tusk]

yales chat always goess of topic 💀

[dusky tusk]

im not 5'6 its an uzi reference

[final chasm]

just like me Frfr

[teal tusk]

but anyways yes yale

[dusky tusk]

tax this mf

[low helm]

i just want to be a yale girlie in a snowball fight

[dusky tusk]

too rich

[low helm]

FR yall trynna make my job hjard

[final chasm]

dawg listens to uzi >>

[teal tusk]

I WOULD GO TO HARVARD CHANNEL BUT ITS DEAD

[cosmic geyser]

yale

[final chasm]

Major

[teal tusk]

im the only one here who likes harvard i swear

[low helm]

BC HARVARD SUCKS AND YALE IS BETTER

[final chasm]

Harvard isn’t a first choice anymore 😭

[dusky tusk]

guys come to lounge chat

fr

[final chasm]

+1

[cosmic geyser]

nobody likes harvard 💀

[low helm]

im vetoing harvard this yr for yale

[teal tusk]

i love harvard

[cosmic geyser]

harvard campus mid.

[low helm]

#🛩-lounge-chat 😍

[teal tusk]

it's pretty and historicsl

ok

[low helm]

bio but psych undercover

[teal tusk]

i shall leave so bri doesn't bark at me

[cosmic geyser]

if a state school had that campus would u defend it

[dusky tusk]

its because people from this server that go to the school camp it

especially upenn

[final chasm]

Psych is giving Yale vibe, bio is giving Harvard

[dusky tusk]

no one here goes to harvard

that is super active

[final chasm]

They’re prolly nerdy

[low helm]

😈

[low helm]

i want psych mom wants bio

i wanna apply to yale mom wants me to apply to harvard

🤨

[dusky tusk]

W mom

slide the digits

[low helm]

no bc yale >>

[final chasm]

Mom a huge W tbh

[cosmic geyser]

both?

[low helm]

i dont like harvard vibes that much tbh

[final chasm]

Ummmm

[teal tusk]

harvards vibe is so nice

And also like, its harvard

[haughty plank]

fr

[wary star]

luck, mostly

[wary star]

apply both

there's no law saying you can't

[teal tusk]

false, i signed it into law last night

u must choose

[wary star]

mr president

[teal tusk]

dont ask who proposed the bill

😈

[cosmic geyser]

there should be a law limiting students from applying to 100000 schools

or restriction

[haughty plank]

no

this is AMERICA

[teal tusk]

i mean common app has 20 spots 💀

[haughty plank]

RAHHHH

[teal tusk]

So technically

20

[cosmic geyser]

it should be like QB tbh

[teal tusk]

15? 😭

[cosmic geyser]

a ranking system

[teal tusk]

oh

[cosmic geyser]

maybe

[teal tusk]

I just dont like qb cus i cant weigh my options

Say by the grace of the moon i get into all my reaches, i would never know

[cosmic geyser]

idk wb 10 colleges

max

for domestic

[teal tusk]

maybe reaches but that doesnt leave room for safeties

Or targets

in general id say like 10 reaches, 5 targets, 5 safeties

a nice balance

[cosmic geyser]

2 safety, 2 targets 6 reaches

[cosmic geyser]

wild list

[teal tusk]

I have 8 reaches, and 7 targets/safeties

[cosmic geyser]

im tryna remove schools as i do research but theres only 1 i wanna go to

[teal tusk]

I don't differentiate just cus of how hatd it is to determine

[cosmic geyser]

its so hard

[teal tusk]

like between target and safety its hard to tell which

when it has like 50%

but ur well above stats

[cosmic geyser]

fair

[teal tusk]

And stuff like that

[north current]

the only schools that i could never decide between is yale and bowdoin

[cosmic geyser]

what do i do if theres only 1 school i wanna go to

[north current]

like theyre both diff but i love them both

[haughty plank]

my list is weird as fuck so

[north current]

ed that school

[final chasm]

Why Bowdoin

[cosmic geyser]

yeah i have lac's big unis, rural and not

[haughty plank]

same

[cosmic geyser]

if i dont get in...

[north current]

i love the small class sizes and how connected to nature they are

[north current]

just hope u get the deferred to accepted

but if not theres always a transfer option

[teal tusk]

This is my list

[final chasm]

Are you gonna ED Bowdoin?

[teal tusk]

I hate that i cant visit cus like, id love to visit yale and harvard and stuff

[north current]

im gonna rank them for qb

[final chasm]

W List

[north current]

but if i dont match i will ed2

[north current]

how are tufts, wesleyan, and northeastern targets

[final chasm]

Harvard and Princeton 😭

[haughty plank]

why birmingham instead of tuscaloosa?

[final chasm]

Exactly they’re reaches

[teal tusk]

Doesnt neu artifically decrease theirs 💀

[north current]

yeah that still doesnt make them a target

unless you like ED there

[teal tusk]

idk how to find targets and stuff

That pay well

And are research uni's

[haughty plank]

here's my list

[uneven crag]

that doesnt seem like a lot esp if he's rich

[haughty plank]

there were more i was thinking abt but im lazy as hell and dont want to write supps

[final chasm]

Exactly!

[north current]

heres mine

[final chasm]

Imma be writing 8000 words 💀

[haughty plank]

podcasting should be an instant rejection

[north current]

what major?

[haughty plank]

the world would be better with less podcasters

[uneven crag]

wtf how do you do this in sheets

[uneven crag]

why lol

[north current]

i found a template on this server a while back

[teal tusk]

Molec bio genetics premed

[uneven crag]

L take

[haughty plank]

found the podcaster

[north current]

ooh rochester is a good target so is syracuse

maybe wpi, rpi, rit

[teal tusk]

Should i use college vine to find targets/safeties (ik exact percents arent accurate but i mean as a ballpark)

[final chasm]

Case western

[north current]

no they say weird things

[teal tusk]

Thats ohio

[final chasm]

Big future

[north current]

they said vassar is a target for me

[haughty plank]

no. save yourself

[north current]

use cappex

[final chasm]

Use big future by college board - highly recommend

[teal tusk]

Must be in blue and not out west

Any shade of blue

[north current]

they are good but they base it more on sat score than gpa

[final chasm]

Northwestern

[teal tusk]

I need targets/safeties 😭

Nwu is a reach

[final chasm]

UW Madison

Penn state

Macalester

[north current]

uiuc, uic, depauw

also bucknell and lehigh are good

[final chasm]

Williams and Mary too

[uneven crag]

u cant drop that without explanation

i think its great that some people have the ability to communicate certain topics in a way that is appealing

public speaking isnt smth everyone can do

its one thing to be intelligent but its different to be intelligent and be able to teach others

im not talking about ben shapiro or joe rogan but like

not all podcasters are bad

[haughty plank]

dear god it was a joke

[dusky tusk]

thats just general if u watch his vid its extremely impressive

[dusky tusk]

no it puts some t30s as targets for me its not accurate and when i change my race it increases 20 percent for some schools its super wack

[dusky tusk]

no tx :(

[teal tusk]

definitely no texas 💀

[dusky tusk]

damn

but yea college vine is ass

[north current]

literally told me wesleyan was a 45% acceptance rate for me like wtf

[dusky tusk]

it told me some schools like umich and nyu are targets

[north current]

it said i have a 65% chance at nyu

like bffr

[final chasm]

Oh tf💀

[dusky tusk]

and when i changed some stuff like slightly it completely skewed the results

like collegevine thinks race matters that much tf

it just feeds peoples delusions

[north current]

bruh all i had to do was give myself a 4.0 and a 1600 and harvard went up from 4% to 26%

[final chasm]

Race actually does matter😭

[dusky tusk]

i saw people calling t30s as targets on tiktok bc they used college vine

not that much

i changed asian to black and it went from like 15 to 30+ percent

[north current]

yh collegevine is a joke

[dusky tusk]

anyways race is a banned topic here so doesnt matter

[north current]

its only good for the blogs

and the livestreams

[dusky tusk]

its so stupid that ppl actually believe its chancing

no chance calculator will ever be accurate imo

unless ur a legacy

it might help

[north current]

they think the ai chance me is accurate

[final chasm]

Exactly 💀

[dusky tusk]

im gonna have chatgpt rate my essay 1 sec

ima be back

[north current]

i love the praising lmaoo

[cosmic geyser]

?

[dusky tusk]

i got 8.5/10

[cosmic geyser]

is northeastern really a target? i heard if you dont ed you prolly wont be boston

[dusky tusk]

on my common app

[north current]

oop i meant you can always try and transfer

[cosmic geyser]

idk i dont wanna bank on transfer

[final chasm]

Ik ChatGTP is good on essay ratings tbh, ask it for feedback

[north current]

true its more work

[cosmic geyser]

maybe transfer acc rate is 17 percent

[north current]

what did u ask chatgpt

[dusky tusk]

rate my college essay

bro wtf my flyin got a 9/10

wait nvm i just repeated the ecommand now its an 8.5

wtvr the suggestions are still pretty solid tho

[north current]

i usually ask this: Pretend you are an admissions officer, what would you rate this essay and what can you take away about the writer from this essay? What recurring themes are in this essay and what symbolisms are used to represent the writer? Is this essay unique and impressive enough to keep you engaged?

[dusky tusk]

ty

now i got 8/10

@north current

[teal tusk]

Ok but type it with grammar now and see what it does

Like if it still says its bad

[north current]

lmaooo

i keep getting 8/10 as well

lemme try my qb essay

[quaint fable]

i got 8/10 fwiw

and the essay is awful

[north current]

lmaoo i think it just defaults to 8/10 unless were all just good writers

nvm my qb essay got a 9/10

[dusky tusk]

my overall college app got a 8-9/10

lol

chatgpt with the chancemes is crazy

[quaint fable]

i unironically think my app is an 8/10

or 7

but then again 7 is the modal 10 scale rating

[north current]

my qb essay: I would rate this essay a 9 out of 10. The essay is well-written and thought-provoking, effectively conveying the writer's personal journey through various homes and neighborhoods. The essay's uniqueness and impressiveness lie in its ability to connect personal experiences with broader themes of identity and belonging. The writer's introspective exploration of their emotions and growth adds authenticity and depth to the narrative. The essay captures the reader's attention through the genuine emotions conveyed, making it engaging and relatable. The concluding insight about the true nature of home being a blend of memories, connections, and moments serves as a poignant reminder of the essay's central message.

[north current]

lmao not u tailoring it to ivy leagues

[dusky tusk]

wtf is chatgpt smoking bro

this is not 2005

😭

uf oos is my safety apparently

and babson

[dusky tusk]

i also did t20s

but ye

[quaint fable]

kenan flagler match is crazy

[dusky tusk]

kenan flagler is the least crazy of that list

berkeley georgetown and stern bro 😭

ibruh u just put essays. i put my entire app

[quaint fable]

stern ez just don’t get rejected

[dusky tusk]

i put my gpa sat ecs

[dusky tusk]

ok blud

whats ur dream school

[quaint fable]

i can only imagine what kenan flagler acceptance rate oos is

[dusky tusk]

cj

[quaint fable]

MIT

won’t get in lol

[dusky tusk]

mine is USC

[quaint fable]

i’m applying CAS to NYU now

still prob won’t get in

[wary star]

well lucky for you that's most prestigious schools

[dusky tusk]

type this: rate my college app profile from 1-10 for t20s: then enter ur gpa, sat/act, awards, and ecs

[low helm]

it gives too preppy for me i think

[uneven crag]

Are we really asking chat gpt for chance mes now😭

[low helm]

truu but also i dont even want to go to harvard like that

[dusky tusk]

yes we seniors blud

this is what we do

[wary star]

harvard vibes are interesting

[dusky tusk]

[quaint fable]

MIT vibe is cute except the misery olympics

[low helm]

yale and stanny ftw

[wary star]

you can just do it to appease your mom

as a compromise

[uneven crag]

I watched grant tuckers video

[teal tusk]

yeah i hate that Vanderbilt is in the south because i love it so much

[quaint fable]

bri correct always

[dusky tusk]

the ECs one?

[quaint fable]

^^^^^

[low helm]

tru but she also like made the entirety of my college list 💀

[uneven crag]

Aside from his SAT score I have everything he has + a bit more

[low helm]

let me cook girlie

[uneven crag]

Idk how he got into all ivies tbh

[uneven crag]

His essays must have been insane

[wary star]

essays do a lot of the heavily lifting

[dusky tusk]

thats bullshit. you have had as much impact in npo? like u got regulation changed and led a march of hundreds of people in city hall?

[wary star]

are you legitimately asking chatgpt for a chanceme

woah

we don't know what fame's ECs are

[uneven crag]

i created a website that has over 2 million visitors and 300k+ daily users, part of my non profit that did multiple similar projects.

[dusky tusk]

bro what website tf

would it doxx

300k daily users seems cap ngl tf u create instagram

😭

[uneven crag]

dont doxx thanks

[dusky tusk]

300k daily users?!??!? is this metric estimated or verified

[uneven crag]

it was from google analytics

[mental perch]

i could never ask chatgpt i would get way too anxious

you created this???

[wary star]

oh no

[cosmic geyser]

salazar that list is wild

[uneven crag]

part of the NPO that did yeah

[cosmic geyser]

is yale polisci good

asking for my twin

[wary star]

yes

yale everything is good

our polysci is great

[mental perch]

OMG

[cosmic geyser]

also sociology?

[dusky tusk]

are you the founder?

[wary star]

yes

when i say yale everything is good i mean it

[cosmic geyser]

www yale is fire!

[wary star]

you can look at specific professors via google if you want

[uneven crag]

ive been on the executive team since its early phases

[uneven crag]

??

did i doxx myself

[wary star]

no because your instagram link is dead

[cosmic geyser]

do lots of ppl do study abroad

[dusky tusk]

thats rlly cool but i think one thing that sets him apart is his physical impact thats in real life. so many poeple do online stuff and indirect things but lots of his ECs are like down to earth and have immediate impact

also he is def rich as hell

[wary star]

yes

[dusky tusk]

you can tell by his house

[cosmic geyser]

whos ec

haha

[dusky tusk]

yale dude

grant

[mental perch]

sorry i'm just super impressed cuz i use it a lot!!

[cosmic geyser]

thanks for answering my questions alkie

[wary star]

study abroad is almost fully covered if you get full aid

[wary star]

yeah dw

most of your questions can be solved via google but i understand that you're in this chat now

[cosmic geyser]

wow that really helps! does does yale have good first gen resources?

[wary star]

yes

well

[cosmic geyser]

wanted to hear from a current student thanks

[wary star]

yeah im a current fgli student

im LI but not FG

but since the group is an and-kind of thing it still counts (?)

[cosmic geyser]

chanceme is lies

[uneven crag]

YAYY thanks for being a user 😀😀

[wary star]

chance me couldn't tell the difference between the next Gandhi and a leauge of legends player

[cosmic geyser]

idk i think yale looks for people though.

[dusky tusk]

chanceme is mostly lies and overestimation and full of kids who are jealous high schoolers and underclassmen. if he told chance me im getting into a ivy let alone 6 they would laugh him off

[cosmic geyser]

not stat and ec robots

[wary star]

i can't speak for the first generation resources as somebody who's parents went to college but I can speak about the income-based resources

[dusky tusk]

if 6 ivies let him in either he is rlly rich or his essays were really impressive and he knows how to write

[uneven crag]

HELP i swear im not like that

[wary star]

bro why are you using chatgpt

[dusky tusk]

you have a great profile lol

[uneven crag]

i think in reality he deserves to get in and im just biased lol

[cosmic geyser]

idk this server blurs reality bc ik nobody that really cares abt ap much and at most is involved in a few clubs and volunteers

[wary star]

if you're so anxious just pay 1k to an admissions consultant

they wont help you

but if it's info you want they have it

[quaint fable]

my profile is simply unstoppable

[cosmic geyser]

urban studies queen hru

[north current]

ik it is lmaooo

[cosmic geyser]

colorado college near guaranteed admission at least

[dusky tusk]

whats ur intended major? one thing to note is that he was environmental science and nearly all kids who sweat to his level or more are often business, premed, or cs majors. being a cracked rich and high sat enviro sci major is quite rare. they dont admit by major but need diversity

[quaint fable]

never been better

[wary star]

soft admits by major-ish

[cosmic geyser]

wb polisci are those ppl sweats

[dusky tusk]

yes

[wary star]

sometimes

[cosmic geyser]

public health?

[wary star]

sometimes

[north current]

my parents never gonna let me go there lmaooo

[wary star]

the answer is either always yes or sometimes

[uneven crag]

yeah i think i spent too much time on here + r/a2c so i cant comprehend non-sweaty profiles

[dusky tusk]

its not as comp as cs, biz or premed but there are sweats in nearly every major like some polisci kids have insane ECs

[uneven crag]

nah bro trust me when i say my SAT is shit

[wary star]

then go test optional

[dusky tusk]

test opt blud

[cosmic geyser]

yeah connections get you very far

[dusky tusk]

rich kids are heavily advantaged

[uneven crag]

computational biology but i have to apply as cs i think. + music

[cosmic geyser]

most ppl dont believe test optional is good.

[dusky tusk]

blud saying shit by ur standards its prob a 1530 ohhh woe is me

[wary star]

yes. the educational system in america is heavily income dependent

[wary star]

who are most people

[uneven crag]

i wish it was a 1530.

[quaint fable]

my poli sci ecs are not it

[cosmic geyser]

should i go test opt w/a 32 if my breakdown is 27 35 35 35

the 27 is science lol

[cosmic geyser]

idk at least a2c

[wary star]

if you look at the stat breakdown for acceptance rate by test optional status then you see that yale doesn't bias by test score

[uneven crag]

i couldnt even break 1300 i swear im not stupid im just a bad test taker

[wary star]

quick thing

a2c is not most people

[cosmic geyser]

ik mb should've phrased it differently

[uneven crag]

taking it again on saturday tho

[cosmic geyser]

thanks alkie!

[wary star]

the philosophies and perspectives common on a2c are of a specific bubble in a specific point in our history as people

[cosmic geyser]

yeah sat is hard try act

[dusky tusk]

whats ur gpa

[cosmic geyser]

if not its fine to go test opt

[uneven crag]

no time! i took it once and got a 34

[wary star]

34 is goated

[cosmic geyser]

WHAT

[dusky tusk]

bruh 34 is = 1500

wtf ru doing blud

[cosmic geyser]

stop taking tests lol

[uneven crag]

4.8 something

[vale lake]

34 >>> 12xx sat

[dusky tusk]

why are u wasting time

[uneven crag]

MY DAD SAID DONT SUBMIT

[dusky tusk]

34 = 1500

[uneven crag]

bro idk

[dusky tusk]

your dad is average indian dad

[uneven crag]

yep

[wary star]

im sorry that your dad gave you that advice

you should submit your score

[vale lake]

1500 even for t10s is submit

[uneven crag]

ill see how SAT goes and ill end up submitting ACT

[cosmic geyser]

wb 32

[wary star]

if you want to submit sure

[vale lake]

iffy for t10s but everywhere else for sure

[cosmic geyser]

idk the problem is my breakdown is weird

[dusky tusk]

my dad told me to retake a 1550 to reach 1570+ threshold and then was disappointed when i got a 35 because i got a 36 on the 1 practice test i took. you can never please asian parents just do ur own thing

[uneven crag]

are we in the right channel

i dont wanna get yelled at

[wary star]

sadly probably yes

[vale lake]

yell university

[dusky tusk]

lmfao

[wary star]

you guys can always go in #📊-test-discussion

[north current]

^

[dusky tusk]

i think lounge chat fits better

[wary star]

that'll probably be more appropriate

[dusky tusk]

this is such a random discussion

[uneven crag]

I FEEL THIS OMG im sorry ur dad made u do that

[cosmic geyser]

27 35 35 35 but my major isn't in science (the 27) so maybe its ok

[vale lake]

do what u want

submitting wont hurt u

[dusky tusk]

nah its ok he doesnt bring it up as much

i did well on psat so he is happy

[cosmic geyser]

my counselors told me to submit a 25

[dusky tusk]

but now im slacking on essays so.....

😭

[cosmic geyser]

the first time i took act 💀

[vale lake]

only to some schools

[wary star]

also protip: your parents will (probably) be eternally disappointed in you if you veer away from the specific dream path they have for you

[cosmic geyser]

no everywhere

[vale lake]

💀

[cosmic geyser]

the schools in question was northwestern and yale

[uneven crag]

ive pretty much convinced my dad i wont submit SAT bc i read on the princeton app that it doesnt put you at a disadvantage if you go test opt

[vale lake]

oops

[wary star]

if your father is being pedantic about a 1550 i'm scared to see what he might say about a romantic partner or moving away

[cosmic geyser]

it really doesnt please dw

[north current]

A LOT

[dusky tusk]

they dont care about my major especially not my mom she could care less as long as im happy. my dad tries not to put pressure but i know he secretly thinks if i dont get into a top college all the work ive put in is a waste and wants prestige etc etc

[cosmic geyser]

nah my parent is fine unless i major in buisness cs or premed oddly

[wary star]

all the work you have put in or all the work they have put in

[dusky tusk]

hit it on the head its the effort he has put into me the time and effort

but also my work

[north current]

both my parents never went to college mind you and they think if i dont end up at harvard i wasted all their lifes work

[wary star]

now im no expert

[dusky tusk]

i dont think those type of parents are bad people theyre just misguided

[uneven crag]

arent you essentially auto admit at UT austin? t20s are all a crapshoot but ut austin is still great if that doesnt work out. id say youre in a good position either way

[wary star]

im a white guy from suburbia whose parents both went to state schools

[cosmic geyser]

yeah misinformation is everywhere

[mental perch]

i feel this

[dusky tusk]

fair enough but he said i didnt do allat go to to UT austin 😭

[cosmic geyser]

UT so goated i'd prolly apply to 2 other schools if i were autoadmit from texas

ngl

[wary star]

but generally, I've seen pressure to get into colleges in two places: pockets of highly educated families and pockets of medium-to-low immigrant families

[dusky tusk]

the val from our school is applying to rice, ut austin, and utd

thats it

3 schools

[uneven crag]

thats fair but at least its not uconn

[cosmic geyser]

yeah id apply to ut austin cornell and yale. might have to peek at UT's aid first tho

[dusky tusk]

instate aid = no aid at all

30k

[teal tusk]

You can be autoadmit to UT and still not get your major

[cosmic geyser]

seriously

[dusky tusk]

not bad but for some people its pretty rough

[uneven crag]

i never trust ppl who say this esp if they're super competitive

[uneven crag]

oh i didnt even think ab this

[cosmic geyser]

yeah but i think their liberal arts school is easier

[dusky tusk]

nah i know them well. ut dream school and accounting fanatic. ut is #1 for accounting and their backup is econ major which is guarantted by auto admit

[teal tusk]

Yeah my cousin was autoadmit but she didn’t get into mccombs (business school)

[cosmic geyser]

i mean it'd be terrible not getting into cs even if ur autoadmit

[dusky tusk]

also valedictorians usually get their major if even slightly competent, which nearly all vals are

[teal tusk]

Fs but it’s still incredibly hard to get competitive majors like cs and business

[cosmic geyser]

not cs the acc rate is like 8 percent

soooo

[dusky tusk]

well its for mccombs

[smoky zinc]

yooo wassup alkie

@wary star is my 1570 enough for yale

[cosmic geyser]

lots of state schools have started capping cs

[cerulean hinge]

yo listen to alkie!

[smoky zinc]

cs and business major

[cosmic geyser]

hello

[smoky zinc]

@wary star ur the best sorry 😭

cheeeese

[dusky tusk]

you know the answer to that

be better

[smoky zinc]

nah you gotta join vc for the inside joke

[north current]

no surprisingly our val and salut both went to state schools but all the ppl in student govt went to t20s

[teal tusk]

Anyways this is the Yale thread not the UT thread! Let’s head to #🛩-lounge-chat if we’re not talking yale

[teal tusk]

Yeah ucs have too

[dusky tusk]

yell university

[cosmic geyser]

so sad

[smoky zinc]

reall

[cosmic geyser]

at least uw-mad isnt 👍

[teal tusk]

They definitely will soon

[dusky tusk]

nobody joined me in lounge

[cosmic geyser]

yeah pretty sure classes are overflowed over there

[uneven crag]

maybe its cuz student gov is like popularity and those ppl usually have lives and are more interesting

no hate on vals and sals but most of them are so miserable

[north current]

im in student govt lol

[uneven crag]

our val is the most socially awk kid (going to brown) and our sal is the best person ive ever met and is my best friend (going to duke)

its impossible to be depressed in ct bruh / sarcasm

[teal tusk]

a lot of "smart" people are

[wary star]

yeah they got sued for that

[teal tusk]

but a lot of them just have aspergers so checks out lmao

[wary star]

mental health services at almost every elite university are dogwater

[smoky zinc]

ok bye alkie have fun talking about cheeeese

[uneven crag]

they were both asian so such things do not exist to their parents

[uneven crag]

i hear vandy has a good mental health system

[teal tusk]

oh yeah, aspergers or asian

[uneven crag]

im a vandy simp forever

[uneven crag]

LOL

[teal tusk]

The two brands of smart people 💀

[wary star]

ok maybe a few exceptions here and there

[uneven crag]

we're never beating the stereotypes smh

[teal tusk]

either extreme parental pressure or they just lock onto things

[uneven crag]

same

same

[teal tusk]

and im aspergers, nice to meet u

[uneven crag]

bro @dusky tusk grant is a whole model now

[teal tusk]

who is grant

[uneven crag]

this kid that got into 6 ivies

[teal tusk]

I thought u meant like a college grant ngl

[uneven crag]

and chose yale

LMAO nah

we were talking ab him earlier

[dusky tusk]

he is ripped

[uneven crag]

boutta apply to yale just so i can meet him / joke / kinda

[teal tusk]

Nah ur getting into pinrveotn

prinecton

[uneven crag]

idk why he buzzed tho bad choice

bruh rishab was just

no

[dusky tusk]

(and rich)

[uneven crag]

my type is literally grant tucker

brunette

white

smart

[dusky tusk]

(rich)

[uneven crag]

thats an after thought

im not sure yet since its not greatest for my major

computational biology

but ill have to apply cs

yeah

not great

[wary star]

do you know about the "MA" major in CS?

[uneven crag]

i live in ct and my dad said i cant go that far

[wary star]

no

no

no

no

no

[dusky tusk]

what schools are even good for that

[uneven crag]

its essentially just a concentration in cs so any school with a good cs program

[dusky tusk]

stanford cs is elite tf

[uneven crag]

my dad said i cant go that far

[dusky tusk]

bros dad gonna make u turn down STANFORD

wtfffff

which schools did they approve?

[uneven crag]

like ill get in LMAO

[dusky tusk]

all ivies?

[dusky tusk]

i mean...blud ur cracked no denying that

[uneven crag]

princeton gives AB for cs LOL

[uneven crag]

yeah

basically all my schools are in the northeast except vanderbilt which i had to beg for

[dusky tusk]

they want to control you in college?

[uneven crag]

yeah they have both which is interesting

[uneven crag]

nah they just want me to be safe

like my parents are chill ab most things

i ended junior year with two b+s and they didnt care

its just SAT they KNOW im capable of a 1500+ so they want me to try

yeah im the oldest daughter in an indian family if smth happens to me the whole family goes to shit /sarcasm

yea im trying one last time on saturday

[dusky tusk]

wb duke?

r u applying

[uneven crag]

yeah

its ranked 6th for my program

i hope i get in i love duke

💀 why

LMAO

got me for a sec

yall boosting my ego fr

cant wait to collect my rejections

[wary star]

ma balls

[uneven crag]

my mom wanted me to apply to BITS and IIT LMAO

im an indian citizen

green card in the US

so im not an intl applicant for either

technically

but fuck that i would die in a day if i went to IIT

the competitions gotta be crazy

dont you have to take the JEE or smth

also are you indian

oh i see

are you applying this year

nice

yeah i got that

good luck !

[graceful badge]

Is this the guy on tiktok

[uneven crag]

Yeah 😭

[quaint fable]

he looks insufferable

[uneven crag]

he’s well decorated for sure

Would love to just have a chat with him

[quaint fable]

the funniest genre of ivy admit are the ones who start consulting before they’ve even matriculated

you know as much as you did 2 days ago

[uneven crag]

I think when ppl share stats it’s helpful

But when they start giving advice is when I start rolling my eyes

Or parwnts when their kid gets into brown and now they’re an admissions expert

[quaint fable]

i mean absolutely. but their advice is worth pennies… their knowledge isn’t more than what’s publicly available

it’s such a rote occurrence

the college consulting industry, like many things in late stage capitalistic america, exacerbates the wealth gap and coddles the rich

[graceful badge]

[north current]

also really if anyone is even remotely interested in a college consultant make sure they have a background as an AO or something similar and arent just a self proclaimed expert

[graceful badge]

Thats gonna be expensive tho

I need consultant too tbh

[north current]

not saying it isnt but for the people who can afford it and need one than at least research the person’s background

[north current]

if ur low income u should consider applying to matriculate and matchlighters

also some consultants will take on 1-2 low income students for free

[graceful badge]

Bro i don’t even qualify matchlighters no.1 req

💀 im not a US resident

[final chasm]

There’s a matchlighters for intls

[graceful badge]

really?

[final chasm]

Oops closed

[final chasm]

Why is this so real😭😭

[wary star]

yeah this stuff is hilarious

[quaint fable]

i’ve seen 3 ppl so far

[wary star]

like sure, as you apply to schools you acquire a lot of knowledge about how admissions works and what does and doesn’t work in an app

but you don’t have nearly enough knowledge to start charging people

[quaint fable]

this includes that tucker guy

[wary star]

Tucker?????

which tucker

[quaint fable]

grant tucker

[final chasm]

Also one Penn guy 💀

Class of 2027 doing consulting already😭

Crazy😭

[quaint fable]

delulu energy

they didn’t even read their admissions file like whattt

[meager remnant]

most ppl who get into an ivy get into multiple too

[dusky tusk]

That's definitely wrong

Some people yes. Most people? Definitely not lmao

[dusky tusk]

I respect it bro

Get yo bag

He alr got 70k followers and barely posts

[cosmic geyser]

source?

[meager remnant]

me

most people who get into penn i guess

[cosmic geyser]

did u get into multiple ivies? also wharton kinda skews it

[meager remnant]

i applied to 3 and got accepted transfer optioned and rejected

and even outside of wharton

most ppl i talk to got into other ivies

which could just be anecdotal

[cosmic geyser]

transfer optioned?

???

[meager remnant]

got transfer optioned at cornell

like if i apply for transfer next year and meet the requirements i basically get in

[cosmic geyser]

did u ever consider it

thats kinda cool

[meager remnant]

not really because i would only swap to cornell for cs

and im not that interested in like doing just cs

[dusky tusk]

bro he got into the #1 business school 😭

[clever igloo]

actually booth is

[meager remnant]

for mba its ranked 1

not actually 1 tho 🥱

[clever igloo]

i'll go to penn for my mba

nah i want the stanny MSCS/MBA program 😭

[meager remnant]

mscs is useless man smh

[dusky tusk]

i meant undergrad

[clever igloo]

shut your bitch ass up

[meager remnant]

okay go ahead waste ur money BE MY GUEST

[clever igloo]

idgaf boy

i do what i want

[bleak prism]

anyone applying rea

[north current]

i might if i dont get into QB

[low helm]

gracie is

[bleak prism]

oh cool for what

[low helm]

marketing…?

maybe

[bleak prism]

marketing isnt offered

[low helm]

business???

[bleak prism]

buisness isnt offered too

but econ?

[low helm]

girl my memory is not good enough for this

probably then 😭😭

[dense holly]

econ

[bleak prism]

lol

[bleak prism]

good luck!

im applying to epe

[low helm]

yo my bad gracie i was pullin shit outta thin air