Princeton University (2023-2024)

[alpine salmon]

I love it too

[cunning vortex]

tbh ill prob get coffee in the dining hall everyday

[meager mango]

I’m so hype for dining halls

[alpine salmon]

Honestly I would prefer you guys talking about that rather than talking about college 24/7

[cunning vortex]

luckily im not really a picky eater so ill eat whatever's available

[soft barn]

MILKIS IS SO BUSS

THEY HAVE THEM AT MY COSTCO NOW

[cunning vortex]

FINALLY

[soft barn]

i act deplete the supply

[cunning vortex]

😍 whats ur fav flavor

[soft barn]

lowk apple is good

[narrow obsidian]

any binggrae milk fans?

[cunning vortex]

i agree

[soft barn]

YESS

[cunning vortex]

YESSS OMG

[soft barn]

yesssssss

[narrow obsidian]

YAYYYYY

[cunning vortex]

my inner korean self is so proud rn lmoa

[narrow obsidian]

strawberry <333

[soft barn]

yoon is thjnk peach is ip tho

[narrow obsidian]

banana also slays

[soft barn]

op

FR

[narrow obsidian]

melon is good depending on my mood

[cunning vortex]

peach is also really good

[soft barn]

dawg the taro binggrae milk is so good

broooo

[cunning vortex]

melon milkis is kinda eh

[soft barn]

do u guys like melona

[cunning vortex]

wait i wanted to try the taro one so badly

[narrow obsidian]

i’ve actually never had taro binggrae

[cunning vortex]

YES

[narrow obsidian]

MELONA YES

[soft barn]

MELONA IS SO GOOD

[cunning vortex]

melona is my fav ice cream literally the perfect taste AND texture

[soft barn]

guys ill bring some for u

dw

🤞

[soft barn]

ONG

[narrow obsidian]

core memory is elementary school teacher bringing melona for the entire class after finals

[cunning vortex]

the banana melona is sooo good as well

[meager mango]

i like the fish sandwich thing more than melona 😬

[soft barn]

the mango melona 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[cunning vortex]

your teacher is an angel 🫶

[soft barn]

THATS BUSS TOO

LIKE THE FISH ICE CREAM RIGHT

[meager mango]

I would never forget this this is so sweet

[cunning vortex]

omg the one with red beans

i loveeee those

[meager mango]

YEAH

[narrow obsidian]

strawberry melona !!!

[meager mango]

I saw someone on tiktok found them at their costco

[cunning vortex]

yall have elite tastes i love it

[soft barn]

I DAW THAT TOO

i only have boba ice cream at mine

[narrow obsidian]

shes amazing she ran the gardening club and i joined because she was one of the nicest teachers i knew

IS

[soft barn]

awwwww

[narrow obsidian]

shes still alive… i think

[soft barn]

oh!

[cunning vortex]

🥺

[narrow obsidian]

i lost touch with her after i finished and she left

but i hope shes doing well ❤️

[cunning vortex]

aw i hope she's doing well 🫶

[meager mango]

I want to email all of my elem teachers

At the end of senior year

[narrow obsidian]

“only” bruh gimme that

[soft barn]

I DID

LOL

[cunning vortex]

my 2nd grade teacher would give us snacks every morning

[soft barn]

i moved districts in ms

[meager mango]

HOW DID IT GO

[soft barn]

so i went to visit my teachers in hs

we all cried

😭

[cunning vortex]

back then i still spoke broken english so she helped me a lot with my hw and everything

AW WEN

🥹

[soft barn]

ngl i thought they wouldnt remember me cuz its been like 7 years

[narrow obsidian]

i have beef with the teacher that said it was my fault that people were bullying me

[soft barn]

but they all recognized me when we saw rach other

[cunning vortex]

you were prob a star student back then too

[meager mango]

oh… never blame the victim 😭

[soft barn]

i was like oml ☹️☹️☹️☹️😭😭😭

[narrow obsidian]

😭 THATS SO SWEET WHAT

[soft barn]

you probably were too 😭😭

[soft barn]

IKRRR

[cunning vortex]

wtf 😭

that teacher

[narrow obsidian]

lmao oh well, i have fun dissing her in my head

[soft barn]

but also i get told that i look the same so idk

[soft barn]

bro wtf 💀

[narrow obsidian]

it’s sweet that they still remember your face tho

[soft barn]

FR

but also i was like one of two asian students they had ☠️

now that i think about it

[cunning vortex]

idk why but this reminds me

when i was in 5th-6th grade

these kids would come up to me

and say "ni hao"

[meager mango]

stop IK that feeling

[cunning vortex]

😅 😅

[meager mango]

they got the country right but still 😭

[soft barn]

wait hsxd are u east asian

[cunning vortex]

LMAO

[meager mango]

yeah, Chinese!

[soft barn]

WAIT

MY GOAT

MY PEOPLE

[meager mango]

LOL

[soft barn]

WHERE ARE U FROM IN CHINA

[meager mango]

im abc 😭

[soft barn]

but ur parents

[soft barn]

i am too 💀

[meager mango]

mom xian and dad from shandong

[soft barn]

ME TOO

MY PARENTS R FROM SHANDONG

[meager mango]

WAIT FRR??

[soft barn]

NO WAY

[narrow obsidian]

hi abc i’m dad

[meager mango]

LMAOOO

[soft barn]

I WAS LITERALLY THERE TWO WEEKS AGO

LMFAO

[meager mango]

I HAVENT GONE BACK SINCE DIRST GRADE

[soft barn]

WTF

I WENT BACK LIKE EVERY YEAR BEFORE COVID

[meager mango]

I’m deprived fR

[soft barn]

FR

[meager mango]

LUCKY DUCK

[cunning vortex]

this is so wholesome to read through

[soft barn]

@cunning vortex i went to a korean convenience store

[cunning vortex]

in korea????

[soft barn]

during my layover in. incheon

LOL YA

[cunning vortex]

omg korean convenience stores are the best 🥹

i could live there

[soft barn]

ong

buldak too spocy tho

[meager mango]

I ONLY ADD HALF THE PACKET LOL

[narrow obsidian]

shoutout to japanese convenience stores as well!

[cunning vortex]

i hardly add like half of it

[soft barn]

DAWG I ADD LIKE A QUARTER LMFAO

[cunning vortex]

this 😭 so reltable

[cunning vortex]

FRRR

[cosmic cobalt]

i have insane spice tol

i use the whole packet

[surreal junco]

likely to be rejected

[cosmic cobalt]

my mom loves it too

[meager mango]

it’s not even like the good spice 😭😭 it hurts

[soft barn]

bro all my indian friends gap me

[cunning vortex]

brown kids are built diff....

[soft barn]

mala the good spice ngl

[cunning vortex]

bro MALA IS SO GOOD

omfg

[cosmic cobalt]

REAL

[narrow obsidian]

i have decided that on ivy day i will open my decisions while eating buldak just to make things interesting. for every decision i get i add more spice

[meager mango]

holy moly

respect fr

[soft barn]

BROOO I want to try mala tteokbokki so bad

like the mala rose shit

[meager mango]

LOL IK WHAT UR TALKJNH AB

[soft barn]

i would clear that shit

[narrow obsidian]

HOW

[cunning vortex]

i had hot pot during spring break with like the mala seasoning it was soo good

[surreal junco]

hi besties

[soft barn]

hot pot is soooooo buss

bussinator

[meager mango]

I would be wet all over by the end of that

[soft barn]

buss on a scale of buss to buss

[cosmic cobalt]

i just dooo

[surreal junco]

omg i also had hot pot this spring break

[narrow obsidian]

i can only tolerate a few drops

[meager mango]

crying and sweating

[soft barn]

yo what

[cunning vortex]

wen ur taste buds are elite

[soft barn]

oh

my bad

[cunning vortex]

twins

[meager mango]

oops that was a little goofy of me out of context

[narrow obsidian]

i won’t be crying from my rejections i’ll be crying from adding the whole packet

[cosmic cobalt]

the funny thing is my dad has 2x the spice tolerance than me

[soft barn]

WTF LMFAO

[meager mango]

hot pot and dim sum r my favs

[cunning vortex]

LMAOO

[soft barn]

HOLY FUCK THE MANTOU

THAT LOOKS SO GOOD

[meager mango]

IK THE CONVOS R CRAZY AT THIS TABLE

[narrow obsidian]

SOLIDDDDD

[cunning vortex]

not even joking i had FIVE OF THEM

on top of the hot pot

omfg it MELTED in my mouth 🤤

[soft barn]

bro

if we all end up at the same place

we should do hot pot

[thick seal]

???????

[meager mango]

YES

[narrow obsidian]

we need to get hotpot YES

[cunning vortex]

FFR 🫶 🫶

[thick seal]

a2c meetup 💀

[soft barn]

hxsd my fellow countryman

[narrow obsidian]

and then get milkis/melona/binggrae/etc

[thick seal]

plan for hot pot

[cunning vortex]

ill get milkis for another time

[soft barn]

ok jealousy 🙄

[thick seal]

end up at kung fu tea

[cunning vortex]

for u guys

[cosmic cobalt]

im lost now

[cunning vortex]

i am in love iwth kung fu tea

[soft barn]

BUSS

[meager mango]

we will accommodate for u

[cunning vortex]

my favs 🥹

[thick seal]

💀💀💀💀

there’s one outside harvard

[soft barn]

fr kirk we’ll be your guides

indian food is buss too

[thick seal]

columbia only has a tea magic though

[cosmic cobalt]

lowk i dont like restaurant made indian food

[thick seal]

fuckass tea magic

[cunning vortex]

kirk have u tried the 2x buldak before

[narrow obsidian]

late night study sesh for every question you add wrong you add more spice into your buldak 💀

[meager mango]

never heard ngl 😭😭

[cosmic cobalt]

the red one?

[cunning vortex]

😭

[cunning vortex]

YEAH

[soft barn]

bro that needs to be me rn i need to lock in

[meager mango]

I’m tapping out second flashcard

[soft barn]

2x BULDAK IS INSANE

the carbonara one tho 🤞

[narrow obsidian]

gotta bust out the quizlets

[thick seal]

NAH

[meager mango]

YES

[soft barn]

demons

[thick seal]

my spice tolerance is not it

[cosmic cobalt]

I had it on me

[meager mango]

I don’t claim this energy

[soft barn]

THIS IS CRAZY LMFAOOOOO

[thick seal]

ngl i was at hooda halal outside columbia

and i asked for a lamb over rice with spicy sauce only

[cunning vortex]

THE WAY U HAD IT ALREADY AT HOME HELP

[narrow obsidian]

do yall know twoset violin

[thick seal]

i went home and yakked

i’m so sad

[meager mango]

LOL YES

[cunning vortex]

the best.

[thick seal]

i’m actually a white man

[soft barn]

LMFAO

[meager mango]

my friends saw them on tour

[manic jay]

Incorrect

[cunning vortex]

TWOSET my obsession over covid

[soft barn]

their mom study session so funny

[cosmic cobalt]

LMFAO I HAD IT READYYY

[azure mortar]

Yes but

[soft barn]

kvdddd hello

[soft barn]

YOU WERE STRAPPED UP FR

[narrow obsidian]

they should do a challenge where they add a drop of spice for every wrong note they play when they sightread and then eat it at the end

[meager mango]

what happened to hello 😥

[cosmic cobalt]

my girl put me on LOWK

[manic jay]

No one dares question me

[thick seal]

💀💀💀

[cosmic cobalt]

SHE LEFT BULDAK PACKETS in my mailbox

[thick seal]

my little brother saw god when he ate this

[soft barn]

the best kinda gift ngl

[soft barn]

me fr

[azure mortar]

Wait viola what happened with CMU

[thick seal]

i’m scared to see

[soft barn]

bro i did the ghost pepper challenge before

[narrow obsidian]

every day i debate trying the other buldak flavours… then i remember i cannot handke spice and it would be a bit of a waste

[thick seal]

nah the ling ling jokes would become intolerable

[narrow obsidian]

do you want some more i cannot tolerate spice

[thick seal]

i bought

[manic jay]

🤫🧏‍♂️ https://www.thedp.com/article/2023/09/penn-admission-changes-alumni-school-campus-involvement

[azure mortar]

TwoSet lowkey so annoying

[thick seal]

a whole ass forearm-tall calpico

[narrow obsidian]

mewing ??

[narrow obsidian]

I LOVE CALPIS

[soft barn]

ok i have a confession tho ive never had ramune

[cosmic cobalt]

yes

[meager mango]

buldak stash reveal 🥺

ignore the pickles those r my dads

[narrow obsidian]

we still love you you try it sometime tho

[soft barn]

I WANT TO TRY THE STEW TYPE ONE

[thick seal]

it did not occur to me that the amount of calpico in the bottle was more than the volume of my stomach

[soft barn]

ARE U ON TIKTOK

[cunning vortex]

🤧🤧🤧

[manic jay]

Tf we yappin about

[narrow obsidian]

put it in your buldak

[azure mortar]

No Ramune is kinda crazy

[soft barn]

DO U SEE THAT VIET GIRL MAKE IT 24/7

[thick seal]

so i drank so much for the spice that i hurled as soon as i got home

[cosmic cobalt]

this is so funny but ive only had black and red

[manic jay]

Yes i find bro in every comment section

💀

[soft barn]

bet trust in me

[soft barn]

wait actually 💀

[manic jay]

Hsxd top 3 easiest dox

[cunning vortex]

Ok ngl ramune is fun to drink but it's so overpriced and there are better tasting drinks

[manic jay]

Ngl

[narrow obsidian]

do you see that one british guy who adds like one drop of spice packet

[meager mango]

WAIT FR?

[cosmic cobalt]

whos easiest

[soft barn]

no but j see the australian guy

[thick seal]

LMAO

[manic jay]

Yoon and smrithi

[narrow obsidian]

lisa nguyen?? love her vids

[cunning vortex]

I LOVE THIS

[meager mango]

im prob debating someone in the comments 😭

[soft barn]

YESS BUT THERES ANOTHER ONE

[cosmic cobalt]

wait yeah yoons reaction video was in her disc for a while

LOL

[manic jay]

Nah u were glazing some cornelius vanderbilt

[meager mango]

OHHH LMAOOO

[manic jay]

Nah her spotify legit has her full name

[meager mango]

I didn’t think anyone would see

[thick seal]

“cornelius vanderbilt”

[manic jay]

And ur tiktok has ur real name

[soft barn]

IM CRYING

[narrow obsidian]

rly?? maybe it hasnt reached my feed yet

[cosmic cobalt]

oh NAH

lmfaoaooaoa

[cunning vortex]

There came a point when it was lowk embarrassing how loud I screamed

[soft barn]

ngl i think kirk and yoon easiest doxx

[cosmic cobalt]

HOW AM I EASIEST

[manic jay]

Smrithi has her whole ass youtube linked

[cosmic cobalt]

DO NOT STAR THAT

[soft barn]

LMFAOOOO

[cosmic cobalt]

stop lets change topics rq

this isnt safe

[thick seal]

luck and cat found my whole ass school y’all

[soft barn]

wait im crying 😭😭

[narrow obsidian]

ok good point

[soft barn]

luck is hard to find

[thick seal]

my school of 120 people per grade

[manic jay]

Hsxd didnt even change his pfp from discord to tiktok

[cunning vortex]

LMAO

[cosmic cobalt]

LOL Luck's tiktoks pop up on all of our FYPs

[meager mango]

I love that album what can I say

[meager mango]

I forgot to save it 😭😭

[manic jay]

Im p easy too

[thick seal]

harvard luck i mean

[cosmic cobalt]

kvd u are not easy

[cunning vortex]

Wait I wanna watch omg

[soft barn]

THEYRE SO FUNNY

LMFAOOOO

[soft barn]

hes a d1 self glazer on there

[narrow obsidian]

oooh i lowkey want instant noodles now y’all

[soft barn]

but i repsect it

[cosmic crater]

Someone send me one PLEASE

[thick seal]

WHERE

nah i’ve never seen anyone ik on tiktok

[cosmic cobalt]

unfortunately i am NOT doxxing anyone

[soft barn]

ong

am i easy

[thick seal]

i swear it’s like my feed is a desert island

[soft barn]

same

[cosmic cobalt]

no u ar enot

[narrow obsidian]

i just had dinner but yall make me want buldak

[manic jay]

No

[soft barn]

but i insta knew it was Luck when i saw it on my fyp

[thick seal]

300

[cunning vortex]

Buldak is good anyrime

[cosmic cobalt]

Yes exactly

[manic jay]

Luck legit posted his test on here

[surreal junco]

wait which luck

[manic jay]

Then immediately on TikTok

[surreal junco]

princeton luck?

[cosmic cobalt]

OH RIGHT

[thick seal]

damn

[cosmic cobalt]

the AP GOV

[manic jay]

And it went viral

[cosmic cobalt]

ONE

LOL

[narrow obsidian]

i’ll save it for late-night calculus grind

[soft barn]

LMFAO

[manic jay]

Yea lmao

[cunning vortex]

I also need to grind math tn

[soft barn]

bro yall are so cool

[manic jay]

Also if u follow luck or chris you will see me glazing in the comment section

[soft barn]

ME TOO

STATS

[surreal junco]

econ 🤡

[soft barn]

i saw 😭😭😭😭😭

[thick seal]

buldak with princeton ice cream

[manic jay]

Im always first 😍😍

[cosmic cobalt]

i gotta learn physics tn

my physics grade is...

nto too hot

[thick seal]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[thick seal]

i signed up for both physics c exams and chemistry

[manic jay]

Chris left the server tho smh

[thick seal]

i haven’t started studying

[soft barn]

chem js easy trust

[thick seal]

am i cooked

[formal merlin]

Two set violins?

[soft barn]

u can learn all of ap in 2 weeks

[narrow obsidian]

i have to churn an entire practice test because i forgot to do it over break

[cosmic cobalt]

wait whyyy

[manic jay]

No clue

[soft barn]

idk

[manic jay]

He is ghosting me rn

[soft barn]

we asked him

[cosmic crater]

Crazy

[manic jay]

😭

[soft barn]

but he didnt respond

[cosmic cobalt]

he'll b bac

[thick seal]

nah bro molarity is the death of me

[surreal junco]

it's true tho

[manic jay]

Hopefully

[thick seal]

and fucking oxidation states

[soft barn]

no way molarity is straight up math

[manic jay]

I need my a2hero back

🙏

[soft barn]

BRO OXIDATION IS MATH TOO

[azure mortar]

Yes

[soft barn]

LMFAO

[surreal junco]

i have an epic review guide for ap chem

[thick seal]

i suck at math

[surreal junco]

in which i flame the class for being terrible

[cosmic crater]

Wait the harv/ yale likely guy?

[cosmic cobalt]

i forgto wen is craceld

[thick seal]

can’t do algebra

[cosmic cobalt]

rackred

[surreal junco]

WAIT

[cosmic crater]

Left the server?

[surreal junco]

chris left??

[thick seal]

wait is there any quantum

[surreal junco]

nooooooooooooooooo

[manic jay]

Kirk def didnt win the intl spelling bee

[thick seal]

in ap chem

[cosmic crater]

WHAT

[soft barn]

watch out for me lik bro

[surreal junco]

naur why would there ever be any quantum

[soft barn]

bro thought i was a bum

[thick seal]

wendy teach me

[thick seal]

300 ahh

[soft barn]

bro all my junior friends are fucked for ap chem 💀

[manic jay]

Fr and he disrespected you when he pinged all his fav jhu admits smh

Beat Kirk up

Fr

[cosmic cobalt]

randomly i think abt our mutual and how yk him

[soft barn]

i grade their frqs and theyre so cooked

[soft barn]

LMFAO

[thick seal]

me any time anyone talks about calculus

[manic jay]

Ok guys chris texted baxk

He wants to lock in

[soft barn]

yeah watch out for me @cosmic cobalt

[surreal junco]

real

[manic jay]

And is deleting social media

Aka he will be back tomorrow

[thick seal]

FRQ

[manic jay]

[soft barn]

oh yeah he told me this

[surreal junco]

W chris

[surreal junco]

💀

[thick seal]

idk bro

[cosmic cobalt]

bro the harv yale admit doesnt need to be locking in anywhere

[thick seal]

lumina’s dipped i think

and she actually is

[cosmic cobalt]

oh nahhh

[thick seal]

💀💀💀💀

[manic jay]

Fold his ahh

[soft barn]

LMFAO

[thick seal]

we glaze him so hard

[manic jay]

You can take anyone on here

Fs

Start boxing

[soft barn]

he deserves it

[thick seal]

i’m starting to think maybe i’m not gay

or bisexual

[manic jay]

Whos we? (Im his #1 glazer by far)

[thick seal]

maybe i’m just a straight man

[cosmic crater]

He deserves glaze

[soft barn]

mercury on their self discovery journey 🤞

[cosmic cobalt]

real

[cosmic crater]

HARVARD AND YALE GLAZE HIM

[surreal junco]

i glaze him

[cosmic crater]

so we can

[hollow jewel]

kvd now is your chance

[thick seal]

????

[soft barn]

wait i have opps on here

[thick seal]

YESSSS

[hollow jewel]

inside joke

[thick seal]

oh ok

[soft barn]

u didnt see that

[cosmic cobalt]

ALWAYS OPPS WATCHING

[soft barn]

LMFAO

[cosmic cobalt]

i got so many opps

[hollow jewel]

she doesnt trust himothee

smh

[manic jay]

Is this glazing chat

[soft barn]

nah hes the goat

[cosmic cobalt]

wait she knows him

LOL

[soft barn]

theres other lurkers on here

[soft barn]

same school

LOL

[cosmic cobalt]

OH HELL NAH

[hollow jewel]

fr

[soft barn]

KIRK LMFAO

I THOUGHT U KNEW

[cosmic cobalt]

NO

[hollow jewel]

himothee is never in this thread

[soft barn]

idt he applied

[cosmic cobalt]

bro wen is friends w my girl's ex

[thick seal]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-satoru-gif-6500078303501639900

[soft barn]

BRO UR TOGETHER WITH HER NOW

WHY

[cosmic cobalt]

not tg

just like

talking

[soft barn]

OUR MUTUAL TELLS ME SHE CHEATS SM 😭

[cosmic cobalt]

i j say it so i dont have to say talking stage

[thick seal]

NAH

[cosmic cobalt]

LOL

NAHAHAHAH

im not committed so idc

[surreal junco]

NAH WHAT

[hollow jewel]

coke couple

[surreal junco]

a2c tea goes crazy

[manic jay]

💀

[soft barn]

wait shes coke too

huh

[cosmic cobalt]

shes not

she got RF

[soft barn]

i thiught shes mjd

[cosmic cobalt]

regional finalist

[soft barn]

ohhhh

[thick seal]

bruh

[cosmic cobalt]

i lowk been ghosting her recently

[hollow jewel]

well almost

[manic jay]

I met kirk irl i can confirm he is 6’4 220 and has a jawline better than timothee chalamet (no glaze)

[cosmic cobalt]

whoops

[manic jay]

And he drives a lambo

[soft barn]

deserved!

i mean who saif that

[thick seal]

my jawline is better than timothee chalamets and it actually sucks

[cosmic cobalt]

i used to drive one acc

[thick seal]

i hate being the hottest person in fifteen miles

[manic jay]

Damn only finalist? Dump her ahh she aint good enough

[soft barn]

u live in nyc lets keep it a buck

[manic jay]

Stfu

[soft barn]

LMFAO

[thick seal]

ah fuck you

valid

[hollow jewel]

he crashedh is porsche

[cosmic cobalt]

ENOUGH

[soft barn]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[cosmic cobalt]

LMFAO

[soft barn]

IM CRYING LMFAOOOO

[manic jay]

I live in mogville 🤫 🧏

[cosmic cobalt]

this is lowk embarassing now

[manic jay]

Smu behaviors ngl

[soft barn]

at bhp

[hollow jewel]

ok buddy

[thick seal]

nah bro they glazing you so much you look like that apple fritter from regular show

[hollow jewel]

fr

[manic jay]

Peak smu behaviors

[cosmic cobalt]

WUTT

[soft barn]

LMFAO

[cosmic cobalt]

i knew way too much abt tx highschools

[manic jay]

Wen dont name drop whole ass ppl on here

[cosmic cobalt]

i met these randoms at a frat party

[manic jay]

😭

[soft barn]

oops

[cosmic cobalt]

who went to memorial hs

in houston

[soft barn]

my fault gang!

[thick seal]

YOOO I LOVE THAT KID

[cosmic cobalt]

there were like 20 of them

[thick seal]

can you tell him i want him fr

[cosmic cobalt]

didnt u j say u were straight

[thick seal]

i don’t believe in consistency

[hollow jewel]

kvd when it comes time to his studies

[manic jay]

@soft barn The kid ur talking about had his name set as Pakistan in the gc

💀

[soft barn]

wtf 💀

[cosmic cobalt]

wait the group me

[soft barn]

hes rhe college counselting opp

do u want the insta

[hollow jewel]

😭

lmaoooo

[thick seal]

💀💀💀

[manic jay]

Bro forgot to change it from middle school

[manic jay]

Bro its jut all UT kids

😭😭

[soft barn]

IK

[manic jay]

He keeps promoting on insta

[soft barn]

HOW DID U FIND IT

LMFAOOOO

theres one plme kid tho

[manic jay]

He follows me

[thick seal]

from palo alto

[thick seal]

my opp fr

[cosmic cobalt]

yall cant compete w my highland park consulting clients

sorry

[manic jay]

Nah i got the ntx indians in the bag

[soft barn]

i thought we was together

😔

[manic jay]

We are

[soft barn]

nah the westlake kids

[manic jay]

You get the atx

I got ntx

[soft barn]

wtf is ntx

[manic jay]

Kirk got ntx but extra rich

[thick seal]

wtf

[soft barn]

LMFAO

[manic jay]

Chris gonna get mass

Who else

[soft barn]

yoon

IL

[manic jay]

Fqngz will harness the bay

[soft barn]

harness is crazy 😭😭

[thick seal]

[soft barn]

hsxd too

[cosmic cobalt]

nation wide consulting company

[manic jay]

The only word that’s suitable

[thick seal]

we are going to steal za moon

[cosmic cobalt]

$1M revenue in 2 months

[soft barn]

ong

[cosmic cobalt]

easy

[soft barn]

we gonna have hypsm

[manic jay]

Who is you

Ima steal mercury

😉

[soft barn]

send the premed kids my way 🙏

[thick seal]

https://tenor.com/view/gru-moon-gif-10973131198585528214

[manic jay]

Screw the moon im coming for mercury

[thick seal]

anytime

[manic jay]

Fasho

Rizz them up

[thick seal]

my king lisan al gaib

[manic jay]

Actually dont rizz them

Rizz the parents

[cosmic cobalt]

bro random white parents in HP pay my friend $120 an hour for tutoring

[soft barn]

WHAT

WRF

SEND THEM MY WAY WTF

[thick seal]

the demand is going up

[cosmic cobalt]

LOLLL

[thick seal]

i was talking to a friend about ts

dyt parents will trust me to tutor the sat even though i didn’t study for it and i got mega lucky

i have to lie and say i did like

fifty practice tests

[undone sorrel]

What’s mega lucky

[thick seal]

like one attempt mega lucky

[undone sorrel]

Well if u got a high score then they will find u credible

That’s how things work

[thick seal]

i should tell people to just read dante only

best way to ace sat

[undone sorrel]

The digital sat gives u questions based on questions you answered previously right

So doesn’t that mean it’s not standardized 🤔

[thick seal]

real

fuck digital sat

[cunning vortex]

Omg good luck 😭

I was lowk failing in 3 classes towards the beginning of 3rd quarter HAHA

[quiet echo]

Not what that means

[quiet echo]

Same

[cunning vortex]

💪 💪

[undone sorrel]

What does it mean then

[quiet echo]

The subjects are the same and everyone has a fair chance fr

[narrow obsidian]

@cunning vortex bad idea my mouth is burning and i can't do math

my water intake is looking so good tho

[cunning vortex]

HAHAHA

[narrow obsidian]

and before you say "water doesn't work", it was the first beverage i could find

[cunning vortex]

nah cold water hits hard at night

wakes u up real well too

im currently drinking a reign storm guava strawberry 😋

[narrow obsidian]

i keep a gallon jug of water in my room so i never have to walk to get water and it's so convenient

[cunning vortex]

that is smart

my new years resolution was to drink more water

never happeend

[narrow obsidian]

i did that for like three days and then didn't

[cunning vortex]

😂

[narrow obsidian]

and it was because i had a sore throat 💀

[cunning vortex]

😦

hey it still counts tho

[soft barn]

bro water is the best drink

idk what u guys r on

[cunning vortex]

i drink barley tea instead of water

[soft barn]

put some ice in and i chug that shit

[soft barn]

ur so asian

😭

[cunning vortex]

sometimes water doesnt hit as hard 😩

[narrow obsidian]

i have a thing for pure leaf sweet tea 💀

[cunning vortex]

literally grew up w that drink LMFAO

[soft barn]

nah bro

water always hits

[hollow stump]

bro is just infiltrating all the ivies

[cunning vortex]

ok my thing is like

[hollow stump]

like stay in your lane #mit-thread

[cunning vortex]

i cant get myself to bring a water bottle everyday

[narrow obsidian]

felt that

[cunning vortex]

i also dont like the smell of water bottles

istg after a few hours it starts getting smelly

[hollow stump]

im actively killing the environment because i drink 4-6 costco bottles of water a day

[cunning vortex]

wen is cracked

[narrow obsidian]

metal plastic disposable?

[hollow stump]

wen is hot

[cunning vortex]

🔥

i love wen

[soft barn]

i actually applied here ahem

[narrow obsidian]

i mean if it gets you hydrated. i had 22 bottles while i had covid and was quarantining in my room

[soft barn]

UR HOT TOO

[narrow obsidian]

got so bored i started chugging water

[soft barn]

I LOVE U TOO YOON

[hollow stump]

stealing spots from the poor i see

[cunning vortex]

LMAO

i drink water when im nervous

idk fi tht's just me

[soft barn]

bro im poor mit gave me almost no aid 💀

[narrow obsidian]

oh my god i'm going to piss so much tonight

[soft barn]

PLEASE

[narrow obsidian]

when i'm nervous i like sipping beverages through a straw

[cunning vortex]

yall keep reacting w the star

that needs to go on the starboard

[hollow stump]

me when i see wen

[cunning vortex]

ME TOO

[narrow obsidian]

i just drank like an inch of water in one sip

[cunning vortex]

i swear drinking through straws almost taste diff

LOL

keep yourself hydrated queen

[narrow obsidian]

ok i'm gonna go calculate the rate at which the radius is decreasing (spoiler: it's not, since the jug is from crystal geyser and it's cuboid-shaped at the bottom)

[soft barn]

WHAAAAATTTTTT

[cunning vortex]

🧠

[hollow stump]

has a nosebleed and faints

[thick seal]

https://tenor.com/view/demon-slayer-tanjiro-zenitsu-anime-gif-22432986

[cunning vortex]

wen's presence 🙏

[soft barn]

jazzy u dont even know what i look like 😔 🙏

[soft barn]

yoon presence

[thick seal]

nah bro

[hollow stump]

you look like the love of my life

[soft barn]

mercury presence

[soft barn]

viola presence

[hollow stump]

when we both go to princeton i'll see what u look like 💜

[soft barn]

altho that was a sussy message

[soft barn]

im hiding from u at admit day

[thick seal]

https://tenor.com/view/10-gif-24317154

[narrow obsidian]

💀 i just drink a lot of water 😢

[soft barn]

jkjk

[soft barn]

ok lil bro

[hollow stump]

??? i just cant win with you

why are women so complicated

[soft barn]

I SAID JK

[narrow obsidian]

[cunning vortex]

LMFAOOO

[thick seal]

nice physics

cracked af

pton wants you fr

[thick seal]

[narrow obsidian]

thanks (i'm doing my ap calc homework rn)

[hollow stump]

me cheering because wen wont be at princeton admit day 🙏🏽 (she'll be accepted but cant afford the plane ticket)

[thick seal]

i’m not sharing my mountain dew with you anymore

[soft barn]

you suck

[soft barn]

im actually poor enough that they cover that for me!

unless pton opps

[narrow obsidian]

according to newton's law of cooling my noodles are getting colder by the second so why are they still so hot 🌶️

[cunning vortex]

wen please come to the 4/16 preview day

😉

[soft barn]

brother pton has to want me first

💀

[cunning vortex]

oh yeah pton is covering my flight and hotel expenses 🫶

[hollow stump]

if i was pton i would admit u

[thick seal]

bc air is a natural insulator

[cunning vortex]

they will

😄

[narrow obsidian]

my mouth is on fire maybe ill rawr like a tiger

[cunning vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/pahlavi-tiger-on-fire-gif-14706106

[thick seal]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-tanjiro-demon-slayer-kimetsu-no-yaiba-disgust-gif-15052547

y’all mfs

[soft barn]

IM CRYINGGGGGG

[narrow obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cute-meow-cat-kitten-gif-16741198

me @ pton

[cunning vortex]

tiny goofy ahh tiger meowing

[thick seal]

if you meow at me i’m gonna get on nj transit and never return

[soft barn]

bro

[quiet echo]

Real

[soft barn]

i saw a tiktok of the mini tigers they sent out

like the plushies

r those real

[thick seal]

come with me luck

[cunning vortex]

AHH I LOVE THEM

[narrow obsidian]

see you at princeton

[quiet echo]

No

💀

[cunning vortex]

i didnt get one tho 😭

[soft barn]

BRO

[thick seal]

brokeback mountain

[cunning vortex]

they're adorable 🥺

[soft barn]

wait what

[cunning vortex]

bro ngl

[soft barn]

bro they baited me w that tiktok

[quiet echo]

You alr got admitted?

Oh it’s yoon

[hollow stump]

my friend got a plushie i think

[quiet echo]

wtf

[cunning vortex]

princeton hella stingy with their acceptance package like what are u doing with your $40B endowment bruh

[quiet echo]

I didn’t recognize yoon

[cunning vortex]

LOL

[cunning vortex]

😭 huh

[thick seal]

i want one so bad

[quiet echo]

Yoon you’re not committed???

[thick seal]

WAIT YOURE YOON

[cunning vortex]

not yet...i'll find out this week 😭

[quiet echo]

Cap

[thick seal]

WTF

[quiet echo]

RIGHTTT

[cunning vortex]

😅

[quiet echo]

Bro did a whole makeover

@cunning vortex stop scamming, commit

[thick seal]

nah i noticed viola

[cunning vortex]

hey besties

[quiet echo]

What other schools would u go to

[thick seal]

but like

[thick seal]

just pton

[narrow obsidian]

wha?

[thick seal]

https://tenor.com/view/ddlc-doki-doki-literature-club-just-monika-monika-gif-20717242

[quiet echo]

Ye I didn’t get one either

[cunning vortex]

pton did offer a rlly generous finaid package

[soft barn]

L

[narrow obsidian]

oh yeah i changed my nick

[soft barn]

me too merc

[quiet echo]

But stingy with plushy. I heard there will be some at preview

[cunning vortex]

they better 😭

wait

[cosmic cobalt]

luck can u tell them to let me in

[cunning vortex]

which preview are u goign to?

[soft barn]

hi kirk

[soft barn]

me too luck

[quiet echo]

The 9th

[cunning vortex]

youll get in either way

[cunning vortex]

nooo 😭

[quiet echo]

I gotchu

[thick seal]

you can merc me anytime💋

[cosmic cobalt]

hello

[quiet echo]

I’m actually in charge of Princeton AO team

[cosmic cobalt]

guys I have a physics test tmr

it’s on some electricity thing

[quiet echo]

Yea I remember u saying ur going the 16th RIP. No a2c meetup

[cosmic cobalt]

i have to learn it all in the morning cuz im not doing allat rn

[cunning vortex]

yes dont study

[soft barn]

yo rizzy

[hollow jewel]

oh i cant do this

[quiet echo]

Gotchu

[hollow jewel]

unforch

[quiet echo]

Huh?

[cunning vortex]

youll study better under time pressure 😄

[thick seal]

the rizziest

[undone sorrel]

I had signs I would get accepted to Princeton

[hollow jewel]

i was gonna go to princeton

[cosmic cobalt]

RELATED

RELATED

REAL

[hollow jewel]

i could prob go 4/10

[quiet echo]

Why aren’t oh

[cosmic cobalt]

not related

[hollow jewel]

cus 4/9 is last day of fasting

lmao

[quiet echo]

I’ll be there morning of 4/10

[hollow jewel]

wait

are you staying whole day?

[cunning vortex]

if you go to princeton preview come on the 16 plspslpslpslsplsps

[quiet echo]

Why, what’s the signs

[hollow jewel]

ill be there prob after 3 pm

[quiet echo]

Nah, leaving noon of 4/10 I think

[quiet echo]

Bruh

[hollow jewel]

i gotchu

[cosmic cobalt]

all coke ppl r trynna align admit days

[quiet echo]

No a2c meetup :(

[thick seal]

[cunning vortex]

omg please yes

[cosmic cobalt]

at least the guys r

[thick seal]

we can just meet up in august

[hollow jewel]

ill be at a family friend's house so unforch i cant go earlier

[cunning vortex]

gc gonna go crazy this week

[quiet echo]

Ye once we all get in fr

[hollow jewel]

otherwise i wouldve

[cosmic cobalt]

CONGRATS like 500x

[quiet echo]

That’s unlucky. I thought the king of NJ would show me around himself

[cunning vortex]

RIGHT 😭

[thick seal]

i want to know how coby does this thursday

[hollow jewel]

stay longer that day and ill make my appearance

or

in the summer

[thick seal]

and viola honestly

[hollow jewel]

when school starts

[quiet echo]

That try hard is prolly gonna get in 8/8 fr

[hollow jewel]

its a 30m drive from ru

[quiet echo]

Can’t or I’ll miss my flight

:/

[narrow obsidian]

aw thats sweet

[thick seal]

nah but he’s so

[narrow obsidian]

(i have no shot)

[quiet echo]

I’ll put in a word to the AO team tonight, I gotchu

[thick seal]

he’s kinda girlfailure yk

[hollow jewel]

rip :/

[quiet echo]

Wdym girlfailure 💀

[thick seal]

i feel like he’s gonna get like one wl and freak out before getting seven accepts

[quiet echo]

@undone sorrel what signs for admit

[hollow jewel]

its some person here

[narrow obsidian]

tell them that i was a very brave girl and put in 1/4 of the buldak spice packet

[soft barn]

this is actually coby bro

[soft barn]

1/4 IS THE WAY TO GO

[quiet echo]

Ngl true

[cosmic cobalt]

yall are weak

i put the whole thing

[soft barn]

ok watch out for me

[narrow obsidian]

i have no spice tolerance

[quiet echo]

Oh yea, I’ll fs mention it

[soft barn]

im pulling up kirk

[cosmic cobalt]

oh nah

u prob know where i am rn ngl

[soft barn]

LMFAO

[quiet echo]

That’s a red flag but I’ll see what I can do

[undone sorrel]

Remember in my Princeton supplements

[quiet echo]

The cross

💀

[undone sorrel]

Y are u hating

[narrow obsidian]

💀💀

[quiet echo]

I’m not

[quiet echo]

I had a vision the night before decisions were out

[undone sorrel]

Just because I got rejected ucm don’t mean anything

[thick seal]

calpico time

[soft barn]

bro i had a dream last night i got rejected from rice

[quiet echo]

😭

[undone sorrel]

I made the first of the month tiktok this better be working

[thick seal]

big 10$ bottle of calpico

[hollow jewel]

yield protect

[thick seal]

[undone sorrel]

Or else bro is a sellout

[quiet echo]

It worked for me

[soft barn]

ik i need to get a life

[soft barn]

LMFAO

i always skip those

[narrow obsidian]

none on hand i have vitasoy if you know what that is

[quiet echo]

Well did u?

[quiet echo]

Yea you’re not getting into pton

[thick seal]

WAKE UP

[thick seal]

nah

[undone sorrel]

@quiet echo do not text me at 4 pm

[thick seal]

forget portal astrology

[undone sorrel]

On 3/28

[soft barn]

ong

[thick seal]

real astrology

[soft barn]

opp

[thick seal]

tiktok astrology

luck astrology

[quiet echo]

Imma FaceTime

[undone sorrel]

If there’s a story on Instagram you’ll know @quiet echo

[undone sorrel]

U can’t💀

Remember

[quiet echo]

Imma call

[thick seal]

oh yeh

[quiet echo]

Well it worked for me

[undone sorrel]

Idk if imma have service

[narrow obsidian]

there was a lunar eclipse today so

[quiet echo]

There’s no portal astrology, but nothing about luck astrology fr

[thick seal]

please forecast that imma get in

[quiet echo]

You will

[hollow jewel]

Where r u opening ur decisions

[narrow obsidian]

@thick seal are you gonna be in retrograde on thursday

[thick seal]

i want to see the solar eclipse in like a week

[thick seal]

i don’t know

[quiet echo]

I will tell you the night before decision day if I have a vision or not

[undone sorrel]

I have places to be 🦇

[hollow jewel]

Ok and you and luck r gonna dorm

[narrow obsidian]

try not to plz

[quiet echo]

Cap

[quiet echo]

Dorms and roommates are randomized sadly

[undone sorrel]

Look Snapchat on Tuesday

[thick seal]

i will move the planets for you

💋

[quiet echo]

U mean thursday

[thick seal]

nah i gotta stop

[undone sorrel]

No

[quiet echo]

W rizz

[undone sorrel]

I am the lisan al gaib

[quiet echo]

Where is bro going

[narrow obsidian]

🤩🤩🤩

[thick seal]

the kwisatz haderach

[quiet echo]

No that’s @manic jay

[undone sorrel]

Just because he comments in ur tiktoks don’t mean that

[narrow obsidian]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 RED WHITE AND BLUE RAHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅

[quiet echo]

Ye it does

[manic jay]

Fr

[thick seal]

RAHHHHHH

[quiet echo]

Not a good sign for the AO team

[thick seal]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

[quiet echo]

I’m with them rn

[thick seal]

GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS

GOD BLESS AMERICA

[narrow obsidian]

💀💀💀

[thick seal]

[narrow obsidian]

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEE