University of Pennsylvania (UPenn) (2023-2024)

[true cliff]

with the amount u spend on flowers

and flowers are expensive too

[upper zealot]

😭

troll fr

unintentional trolling is crazy

real

[true cliff]

💀

[opaque pilot]

I’m an entrepreneur

[lean quiver]

What 💀

[upper zealot]

@opaque pilot damn how come u didn’t tell me

Would have been ur #1 supporter

[opal silo]

@opaque pilot can you hook me up w the 70% off discount

[sonic tree]

hol up

[tawdry crystal]

Wharton Autoadmit fr

[sharp parrot]

i mean it is a buisness

[opal silo]

game is game

[true cliff]

long as ur getting the bag bro

bro gonna apply to wharton and boost the of business

[burnt osprey]

Don’t joke about nsfw

[ripe sinew]

is M&T worth the hassle?

[faint badger]

its two extra essays

[ripe sinew]

yeah ik but wondering if its worth the hassle considering the 2.5 admit rates

[burnt osprey]

It has insane networking and resource opportunities so@imo yeah

[sonic tree]

I mean how much does upenn m&t accept a year lmao

[bold onyx]

around 60

[sonic tree]

you know the applied/reject rate by any chance?

[bold onyx]

low

hope this helps 😁👍

[sonic tree]

lmao

[random wedge]

How can you tell if your major qualifies as a science course for the purposes of m and t?

[faint badger]

uhhh what major?

[random wedge]

thinking of health and societies, which is a mix of the humanities and science, or mechanisms of disease.

[faint badger]

not part of m&t

[random wedge]

is there a list of m and t majors?

[faint badger]

its majors in the engineering school

[bold onyx]

that would be lsm i think ?

[random wedge]

oh yeah it was that program 💀

would either of those 2 majors work for lsm then?

[bold onyx]

i think health and societies

probably not mechanisms of disease

but look into that bc honestly im not really sure

[stoic owl]

bruh i just realized this is like the only school i'm applying to that i didn't follow a thread for

article written by rebecca sugar but not that rebecca sugar

[green ibex]

visited penn today

was pleasantly surprised by how good the campus is

the fine arts library is so cool

[tawdry crystal]

A2C to Penn pipeline fr

[burnt osprey]

Damn you might’ve seen me

[faint badger]

i remember when i got kicked out of it.

[burnt osprey]

wtf did you do

[faint badger]

be underage

[burnt osprey]

Huh didn’t know they cared about age

[green ibex]

it’s open to visitors tho?

[faint badger]

the lady let me in and 15 mins later came and told me i wasnt supposed to be allowed in?

she even had a lil camera and took a pic of my id

[faint badger]

if ur w a parent im sure its ifne

fine

[hybrid skiff]

Dang

[faint badger]

i was in philly on my own and went to penn

[burnt osprey]

Intriguing

[hybrid skiff]

Just show up next year and be like miss me?

[burnt osprey]

I was in fisher as a minor but maybe they didn’t care because I was also a Penn student

[faint badger]

planning to.

[faint badger]

yeah im sure this is fine

i think it was being a guest underage w no guardian

[green ibex]

oh

the spiral staircases are cool

[faint badger]

i mean she j said she couldn’t let me in next time but it was so embarrassing that i j left

[faint badger]

yeah kinda claustrophobic thoo

[green ibex]

what nahh bro you gotta take those

but I’m kinda the same way

my dad always wants to have me sneak into buildings

when I visit

[faint badger]

i took it for like 5 minutes

[lean quiver]

any word on it

how does it feel

[lean quiver]

ruby alive?

[faint badger]

amazing

[green ibex]

it’s like actually urban

downtown is like right there

[lean quiver]

oh shit

i liek that

[green ibex]

but it still feels like a college

[faint badger]

yeah but the campus is like a cacoon

cocoon

[green ibex]

and the architecture is great

[lean quiver]

is the architecture like old school at all

[green ibex]

yeah

[burnt osprey]

Sort of

[lean quiver]

i hate when colleges have old buildings that they refuse to renovate

like u have the money

just fucking spend it

[faint badger]

they renovate

[lean quiver]

columbia housing is shit💀

[burnt osprey]

Yeah Penn renovates buildings somewhat

Other schools not so much

[lean quiver]

^

[burnt osprey]

Like every dorm at Penn has functional AC

Even the ancient ones

[green ibex]

apparently some housing is in like 20-story high rises?

[lean quiver]

lowkey shoudl just ED penn at this point

[faint badger]

no

[lean quiver]

columbia pissing me off

[faint badger]

lets not.

[burnt osprey]

Yeahh the high rises were meant to be a temporary solution

[lean quiver]

kirk i am a worse candidate than you

tf is u worried for

[burnt osprey]

When Penn increased its student body size

And then they kinda just never got around to a permanent solution

[lean quiver]

yayyyy

[burnt osprey]

The high rises are dubious in quality I’ll say that

[green ibex]

oh

[burnt osprey]

My friend lived in Harrison iirc and there was a regular leak that stained the ceiling and floor

It’s very clearly not meant to have existed for as long as it has

[lean quiver]

vela are u eding anywhere

[faint badger]

whats ur rec for freshman housing

[green ibex]

nah bro too scary

[lean quiver]

kirk my school is a legacy feeder for penn this year lmao

[green ibex]

im a freedom lover

[lean quiver]

maybe i just do ED

[lean quiver]

this is a much better idea

[burnt osprey]

Lauder for sure, but KCECH specifically English house is severely underrated

[faint badger]

legacy feeder?

[burnt osprey]

Gregory too sort of

[faint badger]

Dont they have decent burgers

[lean quiver]

my grade*

[burnt osprey]

They both do yeah

[lean quiver]

like a lot of kids had family go to penn

[burnt osprey]

Kcech is halal god bless

[faint badger]

oh lol

[green ibex]

how often does the commons get used for events

is it lively

cuz it seems like a cool space

[burnt osprey]

Uh

Not often lol

Not much in my experience tbh

[green ibex]

damn

[lean quiver]

damn

[burnt osprey]

There’s also construction going on around it so that may play a role

[lean quiver]

oh that explains it

[green ibex]

true

my rose tint is clearing up

[lean quiver]

wahts rose tint

[faint badger]

i had food in the place where theres insomnia

[lean quiver]

on a car?

[faint badger]

the food was p good

[burnt osprey]

Yeah college ball is being renovated and won’t be done until 2025

Hall*

[burnt osprey]

Houston Hall

Good place

I like the meal swipe chicken burritos

[green ibex]

oh apparently insomnia was founded by a penn alum, didn’t know that

[burnt osprey]

Yurp

Penn on top

[lean quiver]

oh thats cool

[hybrid skiff]

Barely

I feel very sick idk why

[lean quiver]

again?

go to a doctor?

[hybrid skiff]

I just became very tired and nauseous

[hybrid skiff]

It’s ok

[lean quiver]

take a nap

[hybrid skiff]

I can’t

I’m going with a friend to a movie

[lean quiver]

nap on teh way there

[hybrid skiff]

Movie theater is 10 mins away 😭

[lean quiver]

10 min nap

[hybrid skiff]

I need like

30 mins to fall asleep

[lean quiver]

oh

same

[green ibex]

sleep at the theater

[faint badger]

i do this, so theres no pt of going

[hybrid skiff]

I would

But

It’s Taylor swift

Everyone will be screaming nonstop

[lean quiver]

drop down dead suddenly and blame it on the concert and get a lot of hush money for a sibling to go to college

[hybrid skiff]

💀

[lean quiver]

ruby the common app idea is NOT ideaing

fucking reality kicked in

the delusion is gone

[hybrid skiff]

Noooo

[hybrid skiff]

What delusion

Your common app will slay

[lean quiver]

no it wont

[hybrid skiff]

Columbia will be begging for you

They’ll send a likely

[bold onyx]

hill is also v underrated

[opal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/bed-time-meme-gif-20920827

[bold onyx]

only the first floor

[random wedge]

this is funny 🤣

[supple granite]

Can we update our app like sat/act after ea/ed submission?

[ripe sinew]

submitting resume, yay or nay? saw this on the official website: "Most students who are admitted to Penn do not submit supplemental materials."

[burnt osprey]

Doubt it could even hurt esp if you format it correctly

[silent acorn]

What’s the deal with Wharton ED

Does it not do anything?

[burnt osprey]

What do you mean by deal

[burnt osprey]

It does

If you’re legacy and or an athlete

You apply and get accepted ED to get that considered

[silent acorn]

What about average guy

[burnt osprey]

No way to know

[silent acorn]

Damn

[bold onyx]

i know a lot of non legacy/non athlete ed people

in wharton

but i feel like theres also a lot of ed people here in general

[burnt osprey]

I’m not saying they don’t exist

I’m saying we can’t say whether or not ED gives an unhooked applicant a boost or not

[silent acorn]

All I needed to know

Thank you

[burnt osprey]

🗿

[bold onyx]

[gloomy flare]

[bold onyx]

ew go back to ur own thread

[gloomy flare]

no u pennstate

[bold onyx]

talk to me when ur t10 🦹‍♂️

[lean quiver]

Columbia not in top 10?

US news bugging

[bold onyx]

no

columbia shouldnt even be t20!!

[lean quiver]

💀

[silent acorn]

Cornell above Columbia let them cook

[burnt osprey]

Fuck Columbia

[opal silo]

c-o-l-o-m-b-i-a

[burnt osprey]

It’s so funny walking and randomly seeing dg on campus

However I have not yet seen emre and I’m starting to think he doesn’t exist

[lean quiver]

He doesn’t

[bold onyx]

he doesnt

[lean quiver]

^

[burnt osprey]

Emre

When r we meeting

[lean quiver]

how are u gonna meet a ghost

[bold onyx]

when u stop being cheap and buy me food

[burnt osprey]

Paycheck just hit what’s good

[bold onyx]

eeek!!

chipotle

[burnt osprey]

Are you serious

[bold onyx]

?!?!!?!?!?!,’vndn

[burnt osprey]

Ok when are you free

[bold onyx]

tomorrow between the hours of 1:30pm and 2:55pm

[burnt osprey]

I got class I fear

I mean it isn’t mandatory but it’d be pathetic to cut for you

[bold onyx]

okay u can just venmo me the money and ill go by myself 😁😁😁😁😁

[silent acorn]

L finesse

[bold onyx]

fuck you

[burnt osprey]

I don’t like you

[supple granite]

bowls on me if I get in hahaha

[bold onyx]

😈

[faint badger]

any food u want on me if i get in ngl

[bold onyx]

😈😈

[supple granite]

Emre bouta have a feast next year 🙏

[bold onyx]

i deserve it

[burnt osprey]

why arent the 27ers buying me food

crazy

[bold onyx]

poor :(

[opaque pilot]

Dw ill take u out to a steak dinner @bold onyx

Kayak gets McDonalds dollar menu

[burnt osprey]

Wtf

we're bengali why do you love the turk more

[burnt osprey]

you get a refund

[bold onyx]

😍😻😘😘😘🥰

[bold onyx]

and!!?!??!??!!!!? i need my refund for myself

[opaque pilot]

Ill buy u a whole ilish mas

Ill pull up on ur dorm with a whole one

[burnt osprey]

gibbe food

[burnt osprey]

as much as i love fish my dorm gonna stink

[bold onyx]

NOOOO

[opaque pilot]

Ur confirming the stereotype

But i do too.

[bold onyx]

Inshallah i do an internship this summer so i come back to campus next year rich

[opaque pilot]

Nice

Ur 15 dollars an hour internship

Is gonna bring u in 70 bands

I nepo'd my way to one already emre

[bold onyx]

its actually like $31 (if i get it Inshallah) 🤓

[bold onyx]

😑

[opaque pilot]

Peep dms

[bold onyx]

nepo me too

[opaque pilot]

Its a funny story

[bold onyx]

k

[burnt osprey]

you need to pay me

in food

[burnt osprey]

kms why do you already get paid more htna me

i was excited my internships gonna pay 22.50

[random wedge]

what are typical wages for internships as college students?

[bold onyx]

thats IF i get it

[bold onyx]

varies a lot field by field

[burnt osprey]

depends on the field

[random wedge]

oh ok

[burnt osprey]

and location tbh

if ur in nyc ur prob getting paid more for instane

im doing a human resources internship in NJ so its 22.50 an hour, 40 hours a week

and i get a 5k housing stipend

but i dont need it since i live in NYC

so i pocket it <3

[silent acorn]

Is it virtual

[random wedge]

that sounds so nice!! is it just general hr or what does it focus on?

[burnt osprey]

nah hybrid

[silent acorn]

Oh

How far

[burnt osprey]

im going itno office twice a week

[silent acorn]

That’s crazy

[bold onyx]

damn thats hella bank

[burnt osprey]

its ab an hour commute, it's closer to me than i am to brooklyn

and i worked in brooklyn last summer

theyre paying for my transportation too which is nice

[bold onyx]

YOU LITERALLY ARE MAKING MORE THAN ME WITH THE HOUSING STIPEND!?!?!?!?

[burnt osprey]

tbh i dont totally know, i'm likely working with the company's general team instead of one of the specific brands it houses

but thats all ik

[burnt osprey]

LMAO

i mean

i think it adds up to 15k before taxes??

by the end of the summer

so im content

[bold onyx]

ooo my $31.5 or whatever is post tax or untaxed or something

[burnt osprey]

ok i jelly

[bold onyx]

IF i get it

[burnt osprey]

what r ur odds of getting it rn

are u like at the interview stage or smrh

[bold onyx]

applications open in november

and no idea

i know like 5 people who did it tho

and nobody i talk to knows abt it lol

[burnt osprey]

girl

flexing an internship pre-application is insane

[bold onyx]

i literally said if!!!

[supple granite]

Can anyone help me take a look at my upenn supplements before I submit ed

[silent acorn]

Locking in my ED here 🙏

[faint badger]

its the best school in the world

[silent acorn]

Wharton here I come!!!

Can’t wait to make bank

If my startup fails atleast I have a Wharton degree 🙏

[bold onyx]

W mentality

[silent acorn]

Anyone know the acceptance rate for regular

Mf’s was telling me 10% but it’s gotta be lower

[faint badger]

like 3%

[silent acorn]

For Wharton specifically

3%?

[faint badger]

probably 1% by the time u apply

[silent acorn]

Bro

…

ED will save me

[faint badger]

its like 3% rn

if u were gonna get in RD u'd get in ED

[silent acorn]

How tf would it go from 1/33 to 1/100 that fast

Looks like I’m moving down a tier then

Cornell 🙏

[hazy merlin]

1/33 is not 33%…

1/33 = 3/99

[bold onyx]

lol what idiot said that

[clever path]

best mod

[clever path]

ngl i read what u said and was like "yeah that hser lowkey dumb"

i.e. i agreed

😭

[fringe surge]

Dyson rates lower than Wharton tho

but still less competitive i believe

[clever path]

^

[true cliff]

eding to wharton 💀

[silent acorn]

What’s wrong about it

[true cliff]

nothing

let me cook

beating my fear of commitment by committing to wharton 🙏

[silent acorn]

Ima be honest I got no chance at any school better than my state flagship

[true cliff]

which state

[silent acorn]

VA

UVA 🙏🙏

[true cliff]

uva still good tho

[silent acorn]

Nah but I need Ivy

[true cliff]

u aint getting one

cc will reject u

[silent acorn]

Cornell Hotel School would let me in

[true cliff]

nah bro

u not getting in

[silent acorn]

Their ED rate is like 30%

But I can’t go to my parents and say I’m majoring in hotel administration 💀

[silent acorn]

I was thinking CALS

Would that be easier

[fringe surge]

real

[bold onyx]

LOL

[zenith drum]

Is a 33 composite too low to submit to Penn ED?

[faint badger]

On the lower end but it’s fine

[zenith drum]

Does it make any difference if it’s superscored

[silent acorn]

Not really probably

Act superscore a cheat code imo

If I was rich enough I would do it too

[paper maple]

submit 1470 or no

[frigid seal]

Yes

[paper maple]

isn't that kidna low

[upper zealot]

Ur choice

[faint badger]

@bold onyx got in with around there iirc.

[paper maple]

didn't that guy make like a million dolllars

[bold onyx]

nah i made a bajillion

[paper maple]

😮

[bold onyx]

i was hooked tho

[paper maple]

i made a 3rd from that in trading

is that the same

[bold onyx]

no

[paper maple]

😦

[burnt osprey]

My roommate last year submitted a 1300

[paper maple]

okay i submit thx

[bold onyx]

1300 is crazy wtf

kayak no more discord mod?

W character development

only reddit mod now

[supple granite]

do mods get paid

[burnt osprey]

Yeah just because the color is pretty

[burnt osprey]

Yeah 17/hour

[supple granite]

Thats kind of wild

[bold onyx]

DAMN

for subreddit or discord

[burnt osprey]

Discord

Subreddit works differently

[bold onyx]

carel make me mod

pleaseeeeeee

[burnt osprey]

No matter how hard you try you will never be me

[paper maple]

https://pennclubs.com/club/penn-electric-racing

this is so cool

is anyone here on this team?

[burnt osprey]

It is

I love watching them

Nah I know one person I think

[paper maple]

electric f1 is so cool

but its like 2% to get in

and another 2% to get into the club

💀

[burnt osprey]

Ya competitive af

Shoot shot tho

[paper maple]

if i get in

lol

but if i get in im defeintley applying here first

[burnt osprey]

My friends boyfriend from GMU got to ride it

[paper maple]

😮

dope

[bold onyx]

why would i want to be?

[burnt osprey]

You keep copying me

[bold onyx]

with??!!??

[burnt osprey]

Tryna be mod, going to Penn, being Muslim

[frigid seal]

bro said being the same religion is copying

[opal silo]

bro is tryna weed out the competition

[frigid seal]

wdym lmao? 1470> test opt every day of the week

[silent acorn]

I would not 💀

Look at CDS

It depends on scores actually

[bold onyx]

just looking at cds doesnt mean much

theres a lot of stuff behind it

i would say in most cases a 1470 should be submitted

[opal silo]

yuh its below 25th

[opal silo]

ur hooked bro for a nonhooked candidate idk about allat

[silent acorn]

I got negative hooks

[bold onyx]

even for nonhooked

[silent acorn]

😭

[opal silo]

whats the 25th percentile

[frigid seal]

meh test opt is worse imo

[opal silo]

i mean it literally gives the percentiles

[bold onyx]

unless ur like from a very competitive area / other stuff

[opal silo]

test opt is really bad for unhooked but a 1470 is also pretty bad

[frigid seal]

post-covid numbers are inflated due to test opt lmao

look at 2019

[bold onyx]

a stat alone doesnt mean anything

[silent acorn]

dont submit if u have under 700 anywhere ig

[frigid seal]

also it depends on the major

for cs/eng its best to have as close to 800 as possible math

[silent acorn]

school

[bold onyx]

for any major its best to have as close to 800 as possible

[frigid seal]

i meant math

but yes

obvi

[bold onyx]

[frigid seal]

im socking you in august 2024

[bold onyx]

u wont be here (unless u venmo me $500)

[silent acorn]

cds scares me

im not top 10% class rank rn

[bold onyx]

cds doesnt mean anything

well

doesnt mean much

[frigid seal]

looks like ill be attending ball state 🔥 (with 500 to my name)

[silent acorn]

im top 23% 💀

[bold onyx]

theyre not completely accurate afaik

[frigid seal]

blud

[silent acorn]

i went through it sophmore year

i have all As rn tho

and freshman year

hopefully i crack top 10%

gotta hop 80 mfs

[opal silo]

its a good guideline

[fringe surge]

what exactly is the hook we talkin about

[silent acorn]

is first gen american a hook

my dad went to college

tho

[opal silo]

then no

[silent acorn]

UCF legacy will save me

🙏

cause i aint getting in here

[opal silo]

💀

[bold onyx]

in the states?

[silent acorn]

Yes

For masters

[bold onyx]

yea ur fucked

oh

wait

[silent acorn]

😭

[bold onyx]

no undergrad?

in the US

[silent acorn]

Undergrad in home country

[bold onyx]

congrats ur first gen to penn

[silent acorn]

No way

LFG

[bold onyx]

yea penn first gen definition is no undergrad in the US afaik

[silent acorn]

Holy shit

I’m in guys

See you on campus in 2 years

Rahhh

[stoic owl]

WAIT REALLY

EPIC

[fringe surge]

If I'm from a small country, is that hook?

[stoic owl]

they might think it's nice for diversity but tbh idk what a hook actually is

[supple granite]

lol

[civic cipher]

is that a hook for penn? don't a lotta ppl qualify then for first gen at penn (i think brown also has this)

[silent acorn]

Yeah and my family income is still high (bit below 150k) so would it really matter

[silent acorn]

It’s kinda technical for brown

I fit the description ig, my parents don’t know anything about applying here

I found A2C tho 💪

For the application I prob don’t qualify tho

[bold onyx]

yes

theres a lot of programs to support first gen kids too

[civic cipher]

dubs helps me out then

[faint badger]

bro by penns def, im first gen and legacy?!

[opal silo]

people really be snatching up hooks like candy out here

[fringe surge]

It's Halloween week

[true cliff]

WAIT SO I CAN BE FIRST GEN??? (neither of my parents did undergrad in US)

is that a big advantage

[hazy merlin]

Not necessarily bc with penn’s definition there’s a lot more first gens

[silent acorn]

Every single international applying first gen

[frigid seal]

No there's a ton of first gens by their standard

Also yall overhype first gens impact way too much

Losers just use it to cope when comparing profiles and crying that they didn't get in

[bold onyx]

i have found new penn resources

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[burnt osprey]

Which

[bold onyx]

i will dm

[zenith drum]

does Penn consider AP/IB scores heavily in their admissions process?

[low flame]

IB scores are crucial

[bold onyx]

^

ap isnt as important

[burnt osprey]

Yeah ap test scores mean nothing

Just having taken and done well in the classes is enough

[silent acorn]

Really so if I get a 1 on AP Calc it’s fine?

[burnt osprey]

You don’t even need to report it

[silent acorn]

Cause it ain’t looking too good 😭

Oh true

[opal silo]

Are you first gen

[opal silo]

Good scores don’t help?

[zenith oasis]

Everyone really chose Penn ED this year💀

The weed out is gonna be so insane 😭

[opal silo]

yeah idk why so many people are eding bro

[frigid seal]

same boat as some of yall. both parents didnt do undergrad in the US and one of them did a masters here

[supple granite]

How are you guys uploading all your additional supporting documents for financial aid to the upenn portal?

[faint badger]

can they not wtf

[opal silo]

ikr wb rea harvard or smth 😠

[opal silo]

"One or more of your parents or guardians completed a degree outside of the United States which did not translate to an ability to work in that field in the US" wb this though

[zenith oasis]

I legit know 24 people EDing Penn istg

[faint badger]

IRL??

[zenith oasis]

Yes💀

[silent acorn]

Fr it’s like 10% acceptance rate why not rea

[faint badger]

wtf

[zenith oasis]

REALLL PENN ED IS 15, YALE REA IS 10

[zenith oasis]

Half of them are Wharton😭

[faint badger]

wow

theyre only gonna fill half the class ed

[silent acorn]

What major would I pick if most of my ec’s are business related but I don’t want to apply to Wharton 😭

[zenith oasis]

Everyone wants the boost ig

[zenith oasis]

There’s an Econ major at CAS ig

[silent acorn]

Hopefully I get accepted Cornell CALS ED and never have to apply here 🙏

[zenith oasis]

What’s your major at CALS?

[silent acorn]

Same major as Dyson

Idk why they have it at both but CALS way easier to get into

[bold onyx]

yea but then u gotta recruit out of CALS 😭

[silent acorn]

How would they know the difference 😭

[bold onyx]

different opportunities, class requirements, u dont have dyson name on resume

[silent acorn]

Damn

Maybe I just ED UVA and go to McIntire then

I’m delusional anyway

System can’t be finessed

[bold onyx]

i mean being a cornell student would still help

lol

u get access to cornell alumni

the difference isnt actually that big

but if u wanna do business i’d say apply dyson

[zenith oasis]

I thought you just get a ‘Cornell’ degree

[bold onyx]

oh idk if cornells different

but each college does have different requirements

ex. wharton is much easier than seas bc we have much different career paths

[zenith oasis]

Saw this sample degree on Linkledin 💀

Didn’t have college name tho

[bold onyx]

o

but on resumes and stuff you’d still put ur college

at least if someones in dyson theyre putting dyson

[silent acorn]

ill just forget to put dyson ig

[opal silo]

theyll "forget" to give you a hiring interview

[bold onyx]

^^

[low flame]

Is dyson actually a big deal

[opal silo]

its a pretty good vaccum cleaner so yes

[hazy merlin]

And airwrap

[fringe surge]

If u graduated from Dyson, u will definitely put it on explicitly

[true cliff]

fml

[true cliff]

is it much easier getting into dyson vs CALS

[frigid seal]

Dyson prob harder

[silent acorn]

Do you need crazy business ecs for Wharton

[silent acorn]

Dyson definitely harder

[low flame]

no

[true cliff]

yes

dont apply

submitted wharton ed today

[silent acorn]

I’m Junior mf

I don’t affect u

[burnt osprey]

It helps but not necessary

[true cliff]

oh

then idc

[upper zealot]

yes

i have 5 startups

all valued 50 mill+

[bold onyx]

yes u need to make a bajillion dollars

[upper zealot]

emre made more than this btw

[bold onyx]

^

i made a gajillion

[upper zealot]

yeah im far from this

i need another 1 year

to reach ur level

[bold onyx]

even if u lived forever u wouldnt scratch the surface of my epicness

[true cliff]

💀

[upper zealot]

real

that is unfortunately the cas

e

[burnt osprey]

See u at 5 @bold onyx

[bold onyx]

i probably be there around 5:15

[burnt osprey]

Eek what do I’d o for 45 minutes before that

[bold onyx]

i thought u have class until 5????

[burnt osprey]

I’m at a club from 1 - 4:30

[random wedge]

hey i forgot to ask, is it difficult to find halal (and cheap) places to eat at penn? ik u guys have like 1 dining hall

[burnt osprey]

There are tons of halal carts and places tend to have halal or vegan or vegetarian options

[random wedge]

does it ever get boring having to eat vegan or veg

[burnt osprey]

A bit but it’s alright

I also bring food from home

[random wedge]

oh cool nice!

[bold onyx]

damn

what club

[burnt osprey]

I look and am a mess rn due to recent life events so forgive me if I look a bit homeless

[burnt osprey]

Pencilbite

Animation studio

[bold onyx]

am gonna judge

[mint wolf]

Is there a grace period for documents

[bold onyx]

which documents

[mint wolf]

Like transcript and stuff

[bold onyx]

yea

anything that isnt ur responsibility to submit there are a couple days of grace for

[supple granite]

Anyone get their interview yet

[bold onyx]

mf the deadline hasnt even passed yet

[true cliff]

tbf i did my gtown interview like a month ago

and im applying rd 💀

[stoic owl]

i'm applying ea and i still haven't gotten an interview even though i submitted initial app over two months ago

[true cliff]

L

[frigid seal]

i submitted august 9th

no interview

[burnt osprey]

Penn does interviews after the deadline

No matter when you apply

[frigid seal]

im talking about gtown lmao

[burnt osprey]

Oh lmao

L

[frigid seal]

wrong channel but thats what they were referring to

[frigid seal]

.

[supple granite]

Hmm that seems kind of counterintuitive no if they are going to review applications after the deadline and then also send out interviews after the deadline then how would they use it as a part of the admissions process in time

[burnt osprey]

They don’t begin reviewing applications immediately after the deadline

And they give interviews randomly based on availability

[supple granite]

Ah I see

[ruby musk]

Just submitted to penn 💪💪💪 let's go

[lean quiver]

W

[hazy merlin]

W

[hazy merlin]

how is columbia going

[lean quiver]

fisnished ps, needa redo teh supp

[hazy merlin]

WWW

[lean quiver]

ikr

[hazy merlin]

I submitted my first 4 apps

3 more tmr 😎

[lean quiver]

what??/

im really behidn i needa cram a lot tmrw

[hazy merlin]

yeah on friday

[lean quiver]

i need to ask my counselor if i can EA to neu cause i realized it doesnt have a single fucking supp

but i havent done srar

sooo

[hazy merlin]

me too but basketball starts 😭

[lean quiver]

idk

[lean quiver]

bro is an athelete

[hazy merlin]

What is this

[frigid seal]

Penn please let me in

[lean quiver]

report ur classes

[hazy merlin]

i did rd neu

[hazy merlin]

yed

yes

[bold onyx]

no 👹

[frigid seal]

Self reported academic record

[lean quiver]

neu is too random for rd so ea woudl help

[hazy merlin]

why does neu have a whole other platform

[lean quiver]

no fuckign idea man

[hazy merlin]

why can't they use the common app

[lean quiver]

they do common app

[frigid seal]

Don't forget my promise. You're getting socked October 2024 by me on penn campus

[lean quiver]

but then u have to do srar

i have no idea why

[frigid seal]

It's common app

Srar is grades

[hazy merlin]

can't ea

[bold onyx]

u wont be here

[frigid seal]

Why

[lean quiver]

they have my transcript

[lean quiver]

ah yeahhh

rea

[frigid seal]

Yea you're right I'll be chilling in my stanford dorm

I'll still sock you

[hazy merlin]

wait so if I did it in the common app I'm good?

[frigid seal]

No

Depends on the school

[hazy merlin]

For neu

[frigid seal]

I know nyu tamu uf require

[lean quiver]

no

[frigid seal]

Idk about neu

[lean quiver]

so if u do common app

[hazy merlin]

f neu

[lean quiver]

u still need to do the srar after

[hazy merlin]

why do theu want me to do more work

[lean quiver]

https://srarsupport.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/4408738060315-Which-colleges-universities-accept-the-SSAR-SRAR-

[frigid seal]

Neu has no supps

[hazy merlin]

Only usc, stanford and uw take it from common app 💀

I alr did this once and neu wants me to do it again

[frigid seal]

Yea usc and Stanford for me

Then nyu tamu want me to do srar

And I fucked up my srar

I submitted it before I knew My rank

[hazy merlin]

oh no

[lean quiver]

F

[faint badger]

did yall submit resume

[opal silo]

yuh

[burnt osprey]

i ddimt

[bold onyx]

i ddimt

[grizzled aspen]

yeah some girl in my ap lit class did too

[lean quiver]

no

[burnt osprey]

youre obsessed with me

[silent acorn]

The chance calculator gave me a 41% chance for Wharton

I’m in

[random wedge]

guaranteed auto admit

[faint badger]

once we submit

how do we egt our portal

get

[nova thorn]

you get an email

[faint badger]

immediately?

[nova thorn]

after a while

i submitted last night and got it today

[faint badger]

got it

[upper zealot]

where

i wanna try that

or is that the #🤖-bot-commands one

[nova thorn]

lmao

[upper zealot]

i have one that is 100%

🔥

[bold onyx]

takes like up to a day or two

[upper zealot]

hows wharton treating u 😩

Have u checked out Locust block

[bold onyx]

idk what that is

[bold onyx]

very heavenly

on a real note tho its like a basic ass school, except way more opportunities

like classes arent as hard as i’d assumed, youre not handed anything, life isnt instantly easier lol

u just met cool people and have more chances at doing cool things

[upper zealot]

W

[silent acorn]

I pray I get in

[rotund drift]

Same 🙏

[silent acorn]

No other juniors ED pls

[lean quiver]

Dawg thousands ED

[silent acorn]

If I can stop even one of them from doing it it increases my odds

Game is game

[lean quiver]

Game is game

[bold onyx]

not necessarily 👹

[upper zealot]

nah i good

im good

i wanted to ed wharton since i was gr 8 summer

[silent acorn]

Damn

Hope we both get in then

[upper zealot]

manifesting fr

what concentration

[upper zealot]

likewise

i hope our cohort has less business majors and not interested in wharton ed

[faint badger]

thats just not happening LOL

[upper zealot]

they didnt believe in us

GOD DID 🔥

[silent acorn]

I need a major Wharton scandal

BREAKING NEWS: UPEEN WHARTON CAUGHT TAKING BRIBES FROM WALL STREET EXECUTIVES TO LET THEIR KIDS IN

And then everyone EDs Dyson or Ross

[upper zealot]

😭 nah fr

or marshall

[silent acorn]

Wtf is Marshall

[upper zealot]

usc

or haas

[silent acorn]

Oh USC

I’ma end up at Kelley 😭😭😭

Even McIntire rejecting me

[upper zealot]

its not that bad tho

indiana is good

[stoic owl]

bro all these business schools named after people i keep gettin em mixed up

cause all the businesspeople buy naming rights

[upper zealot]

skull

its not that hard to memorize bro

[silent acorn]

Who named their business school Kellogg 💀

[stoic owl]

idk bro we liberal arts people just say the name of the school

[upper zealot]

Frosted Flakes innit

[silent acorn]

USNews has UChicago as #1 MBA 💀

[upper zealot]

Booth??!?!

[silent acorn]

Yeah

[low flame]

W honestly

HSW have fallen off

[pearl heart]

most do lmao

[silent acorn]

Nah Harvard name alone is #1

“I went to the university of Chicago” 💀💀💀

Sounds like a state school

[pearl heart]

Forbes, Bloomberg, USNews

[pearl heart]

yeah if you're just going off name harvard will be #1 on everything

[silent acorn]

Bloomberg had Stanford 1

[silent acorn]

Business tho

[pearl heart]

you're right

[pearl heart]

there's a little more to an MBA than the name of your school

[silent acorn]

Damn UVA got a hella good business path

McIntire then Darden

Why am I applying here

[pearl heart]

UVA is an awesome school, awesome business, law, med school, undergrad, everything

[upper zealot]

Not everything is about fame or name

[silent acorn]

My parents think it’s mid sadly

[pearl heart]

that sucks but unless they're paying you to go to school why listen to them

[silent acorn]

Cause they my parents

Also they said they pay full for an Ivy 😭

How do I tell them I ain’t getting in

[pearl heart]

then try to convince them there's more than a name

[silent acorn]

Rip

[upper zealot]

Lmfao

I hope u do

But at the same time I hope u don’t to spite ur parents

[silent acorn]

Wdym spite them

It’s encouragement

I’m sure they would be happy with UVA

But they want me to dream bigger and aim higher

I really don’t understand why so many people make enemies of their parents

[bold onyx]

cap

[frigid seal]

Maybe to a little kid like you but booth is extremely prestigious in the business world

[frigid seal]

R u instate?

[silent acorn]

yeah

[frigid seal]

Only upenn has undergrad business and I think Cornell too?

[silent acorn]

yeah only upenn and cornell

[frigid seal]

I should know since I'm applying business lmao

[upper zealot]

yurr

[bold onyx]

bro must be an md or something

[upper zealot]

its fine

one degree at a time

we start with finishing this stupid ass bitch ass IB diploma

🤡

[bold onyx]

from one ib to another

[upper zealot]

😭

real

[frigid seal]

Nah real af

[upper zealot]

from one cas to another cas

[frigid seal]

One stress to another

[upper zealot]

Creativity Activity Service to College of Arts and Science

[frigid seal]

Not wharton?

[upper zealot]

nah i was just making a joke

im eding wharton 99.99999998%

[bold onyx]

u didnt say 100%

enjoy ur rejection

[upper zealot]

my fault

my cat was on my keyboard

[zenith oasis]

This!

[silent acorn]

not selective enough

i need to feel good getting in

[upper zealot]

💀

[stoic owl]

average a2c resident

[supple granite]

Yo anyone complete the Penn financial aid document submission yet I got some questions about the tax return prt

[bold onyx]

whats the question

[supple granite]

copy pasting from financial aid channel:
When we are submitting our tax returns directly for financial aid, do they need to be signed? My parents said that when they submitted to IRS it was a signed copy but the copy we have at home rn has no place for a signature.. anybody know? Please @ me

I had to submit and find everything on my own so no clue who to ask google not helping

[bold onyx]

idts

i think it says they need to be signed

but idt i signed mine

@burnt osprey

do u remmeber

[tawdry crystal]

Yes they have to be signed iirc

The signature section is on page 2 of the IRS Form 1040 btw

[supple granite]

Actual life saver bro. Is it just the 1040 that has a signature needed?

[tawdry crystal]

I believe so

[supple granite]

Ok let let me know if theres anything else cuz I swear I couldnt find any

[lean quiver]

when is IDOC due for ED

nvo 15?

[tawdry crystal]

I have no idea ¯_(ツ)_/¯

In any case just do it ASAP because god screw IDOC

ALSO PENN DOES NOT USE IDOC

They use their own portal, which is a pain

[bold onyx]

yea that was annoying asf lmao

and submit ur aid requests on time

or else u have to wait like 3 weeks after decisions come out to see ur FA

[burnt osprey]

yeah that happened to me lol

had to wait a. month after WL acceptance

[rare pendant]

i had a question abt their process cuz the website says that the deadline for financial aid eligibility for ED is nov 6 but fafsa doesn’t open till december

so how can u even meet it

[bold onyx]

maybe that just means pressing “yes” on whether or not ur requesting FA

but when u submit the documents doesnt matter

[supple granite]

You applying as a junior?

[bold onyx]

like i submitted my FA documents in April and still got hella aid

[rare pendant]

oh i’m a senior lol i j forgot to update flair

[rare pendant]

and gotcha that makes sense— thanks for clarifying!

[opaque folio]

just submitted penn 😭

did it all in one breath @ 11:11 HELP

not that superstitous but i mean its the vibes !!!!!!!

[fringe surge]

W

[bold onyx]

goodluck kiddies

if u get in u owe me food

[opaque folio]

IF I GET IN ILL LITERALLY GET U WHATEVER MEAL. YOU WANT WITH MY MEASELY BANK ACCOUNT BUT GOD. i wish 🤝

[true cliff]

bet

im broke tho

we going to the vending machine

🗣️ 🗣️

[upper zealot]

If all of us get in

We cover Emre meal for 3 years

[ripe sinew]

anyone got any tips for the interview?

[nova thorn]

probably #💋-interviews

[burnt osprey]

Gl guys

[rotund drift]

Thanks Buddy

[nova thorn]

We’ll need it

[opal silo]

i dont need luck.

(i already know im getting rejected)

[random wedge]

gl guys

[burnt osprey]

hi guys youre on the screen of a penn gsr

you all got in if u think about. it

[random wedge]

what is this 😭

[silent acorn]

Upside down

[hazy merlin]

😭

[burnt osprey]

It’s flipped bc selfie camera

[rotund drift]

yay i see me

[bold onyx]

a penn gsr

[random wedge]

i have no idea what that is

[upper zealot]

OMG IM IN

THANK YOU 🙏

I KNOW IT WASNT A MISTAKE TO ED TO WHARTON

GOD IS GOOD

GOD IS GREAT

[bold onyx]

group study room

like a small room with a whiteboard wall and a tv/speaker

[random wedge]

lit

[bold onyx]

its so nice for studying

u can put problems up on the tv and solve on the huge whiteboard

huntsman has the best ones 🥶

[random wedge]

that sounds fun i wish my HS had that

[silent acorn]

Is that like Wharton Honors college

[bold onyx]

no

its just the newer wharton building

[silent acorn]

I know it’s like international business

Oh

[bold onyx]

there is no honors college

just honors programs

[silent acorn]

Do u apply for those

[bold onyx]

wharton u dont apply for u have to be selected by admissions than selected by the program leader

but yea im in it

[silent acorn]

Oh wow

Nah I’m worrying about getting into Wharton first

I made $80 in stocks today am I getting in

[bold onyx]

but idk if theyre allowed to have us do that since we’d know if people had gotten in

[upper zealot]

aint engineering school getting renovated or some shit

or is wharton getting renovayed

[bold onyx]

idts

[bold onyx]

and definitely not

both wharton buildings are very up to date

[upper zealot]

w

which halls

[bold onyx]

wdym

ik the admissions building is getting updated

and part of the quad

[silent acorn]

UPenn ED is like 15% right

[upper zealot]

prob lower

[silent acorn]

Is Wharton lower

[bold onyx]

i think 10 last year

[silent acorn]

Bro what

[bold onyx]

not significantly

[upper zealot]

no shit bruh

😭

[silent acorn]

How much tho

[upper zealot]

wharton is most competitive school at UPenn