University of Pennsylvania (UPenn) (2023-2024)

[opal silo]

fortnite university

[desert coral]

emre would stay here

[frigid seal]

real

[bold onyx]

i already do have a (almost) guaranteed transfer...

[desert coral]

cornell? yuck

[frigid seal]

didnt u say u would go to brown if u could lmfao

[bold onyx]

but if i could chose any school i would prolly choose stanford

[desert coral]

nah

that was back then

I like Penn

[burnt gust]

midford 💤

[frigid seal]

thats fair

penn likes you

so you lik them back

[desert coral]

meh

[rotund drift]

@bold onyx did u apply to upenn rg

[bold onyx]

well maybe, its mad far from home but i lovedddddd stanford

[bold onyx]

ye

[opal silo]

pov: no squash program

[desert coral]

Youre not my friend

[rotund drift]

damn he beat the odds

[burnt gust]

fr

[frigid seal]

did you apply to yale?

[bold onyx]

facts facts facts

[rotund drift]

im gonna apply rd too then

[bold onyx]

no

[frigid seal]

no yale econ blud?

[desert coral]

bro do u actually hate me

[bold onyx]

i dont fw new haven

i applied to like 10 schools bro

[desert coral]

I also dont fuck with new haven

[frigid seal]

bro does not like the bulldogs

[burnt gust]

@rotund drift

the about me is wild

[bold onyx]

perchance

[burnt gust]

editing ut application essays

[frigid seal]

only the actually smart mfs have this confidence

[rotund drift]

nuh uh

[frigid seal]

😭

[desert coral]

somehow emre was lumped in with them

[burnt gust]

yale is goated

[bold onyx]

nah wasnt fconfidence

i was lazy

[rotund drift]

shit takes forever

[opal silo]

shotgunning ftw bro

[desert coral]

true

I applied to 9

[opal silo]

mustve been a mistake

[frigid seal]

applying to 25 schools 😭

[rotund drift]

ut essay is worse than umichigan

[burnt gust]

yeah 😭 i have like one supp rn and thats it

[frigid seal]

UT aint even that bad bro

[opal silo]

no way bro

[rotund drift]

same

im tryna think of the second prompt rn

[opal silo]

mustve been a mistake

[burnt gust]

bro ur doing 20+ too

[desert coral]

ikr

[frigid seal]

fee waivers + insecurity

[opal silo]

shh go back to the chicago channel

[bold onyx]

ngl if i wasnt so lazy with applications im pretty confident i could have gotten harvard

[burnt gust]

i love the fact that ucs are all one app

so good

[desert coral]

youre lying to urself

[burnt gust]

9 schools 4 essays

[opal silo]

perchance

[frigid seal]

now blud just capping

[opal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/cap-capping-cappin-gif-15667706

[bold onyx]

ill show u my essays some day

[desert coral]

I think I would have gotten pton if I applied but not harvard

[bold onyx]

i got in despite my essays not bc of them

[opal silo]

damn im going no fee waiver 💀

[desert coral]

pton took more people than Penn for QB

[bold onyx]

with good essays i clear harvard ngl

[desert coral]

ur making me chuckle

[burnt gust]

hear me out guys essays are not as big of a deal as many people believe

UNLESS theyre ass

[frigid seal]

how many + what major

[opal silo]

"my life is like a burrito..."

[burnt gust]

then u just suck

[frigid seal]

ut and umich essays are so bad bro

[desert coral]

my life is like a vacuum...it SUCKS!

[opal silo]

2 + gender studies

jk

[rotund drift]

thats what im saying

[opal silo]

ucs as one or ucs as 9?

[frigid seal]

yall shouldnt apply :)

[desert coral]

uc merced solos

[bold onyx]

bro ppl from my school with objectively worse applications got waitlisted and i got straight rejections. and i know for a fact those people wrote good essays

[frigid seal]

so i have less comp fr

[hybrid skiff]

Oh wait let me look

[frigid seal]

are you instate or oos

[opal silo]

bro uc merced is the goat

[desert coral]

ok and they didnt get in

[opal silo]

not as good as csudh though

[opal silo]

in state

[frigid seal]

oh ok

then its worth it

im shooting my shot at ucla 💋

[desert coral]

I want to transfer to uc merced

[rotund drift]

damn i miss roblox high school

[desert coral]

bruh

you played that shit?

[rotund drift]

yes

[desert coral]

worst roblox game

[rotund drift]

nah

it was so good

[desert coral]

beeswarm simulator better

[burnt gust]

bloxfruits CLEARS

[rotund drift]

i had the porsche and i used to get all the girls

[burnt gust]

i dont play it but i know people who do

[opal silo]

W

[desert coral]

tower heroes on roblox solos u should try it

[opal silo]

BROOOOOOOOO

[rotund drift]

i was the best partyer in club red

[opal silo]

NO WAY @desert coral

BEE SWARM IS SO FIRE

[desert coral]

lmao what

bee swarm is the first game me and my bf played together in the beginning of 9th grade

[opal silo]

iz im not even gonna lie

as im typing here rn

im afking in bss

[rotund drift]

uc application is dumb bruh im not tryna do all that

plus im oos

[desert coral]

thats a crazy coincidence

[opal silo]

fr

[rotund drift]

bss is so boring

[desert coral]

U just dont know the grind tbh

[opal silo]

macro to get ahead

i wish i could download a macro

i have to grind manually like a normie

[burnt gust]

In 300 words or less, please explain why you want to go to the University of Pennsylvania.

UPenn students are such amazing role models and I feel like I can fit in perfectly! I recently bonded with one of your students over Bee Swarm Simulator and it only fueled my passion for your school.

[rotund drift]

i just played total roblox drama

[opal silo]

thanks for the copy and paste :p

[rotund drift]

total roblox drama is actually fun

[burnt gust]

yw

[desert coral]

never heard of it

I remember jailbreak

[opal silo]

BRO NO SHOT

[desert coral]

and phantom forces or whatever the shooter was

[opal silo]

iz why do you play like every game that i main

[desert coral]

thats just my childhood smh

[burnt gust]

bro has a "main" 😭

[rotund drift]

bro i used to be so good at jailbreak

[opal silo]

bro well i dont play 30 games like juker

[desert coral]

lies

[rotund drift]

i had a volt bike and a military helicopter

[burnt gust]

juker has 4 million views what do you have

[opal silo]

drone better change my mind

even tho it looks like dogshit its better

[rotund drift]

drone?

[opaque folio]

16 schools on my list 😎 hard reaches too

[opal silo]

yeah

[rotund drift]

i havent played since like 2017

[opaque folio]

i need some non-dream reaches any ideas

[desert coral]

we need an a2c roblox night or something

[opal silo]

oh that makes sense

[rotund drift]

fr make this happen

[opal silo]

it was like a 2019 car

[burnt gust]

🤓

[opaque folio]

ROBLOX NIGHT

[opal silo]

stfu u play brawl stars

[opaque folio]

please spare me

[opal silo]

so real

[burnt gust]

uh major and other interests

[opal silo]

pull up like jailbreak crew battles

[opaque folio]

biz n sustainability

[burnt gust]

i quit long ago dont even

[rotund drift]

i wanna play adopt and raise a baby

[burnt gust]

and i was actually GOOD at it

[opal silo]

hot take, a college list should be two safeties and shotgunning 20 reaches

[opaque folio]

biz major, probably some envi design for a minor n stuff just for my sanity i love design

[burnt gust]

oh i got a genshin impact gift pack bundle from discord anyone want it

[burnt gust]

YEAHHHH

[burnt gust]

hm uh

usc?

nyu?

im clueless

[desert coral]

people in general like roblox night idea

[opaque folio]

applying to both alr ):

[opal silo]

what game now

[burnt gust]

wb scu

[opaque folio]

argh i dont want to just have a list full of ivies and gtown duke n stuff

[rotund drift]

hip hip horray

[opaque folio]

whats scu

again

[burnt gust]

might be more of a safety ngl

santa clara

[opaque folio]

oh yeah i am

[burnt gust]

@opal silo says it has good business

o

case western

idk im just going off his list at this point

[desert coral]

I feel like we could do this on vc this weekend easily

[opal silo]

no case western business isnt that good

[burnt gust]

oh

[opal silo]

fr

we gotta play a group game tho

[burnt gust]

just for the legacy ig

[opal silo]

as much as i love bss its the most boring group game ever

[desert coral]

I need to move into my actual dorm and get settled down and then its roblox time

[opal silo]

die

[desert coral]

@bold onyx would u join roblox night

[opal silo]

im sorry i dont have good legacies like u @burnt gust 😭

[fringe surge]

pen ed was also like 2 something

[opal silo]

roblox fortnite 💀

[desert coral]

I played this

arabic fortnite

[opal silo]

is that a real thing lol

[desert coral]

yes but I cant find it anymore

[opaque folio]

20%+

theres no way

[opal silo]

i would never play fortnite much less a bootleg version

[opaque folio]

its higher than 20

[fringe surge]

i meant rd*

[desert coral]

I went with friends and the game was so bad but it made it funnier

[fringe surge]

ed was somethin around 16% i think

[burnt gust]

only one legacy and u dont even wanna go there

[burnt gust]

wait that is so high

[opal silo]

two bro

oh wait for you?

[desert coral]

Overall Penn acceptance rate last cycle was 6%!

[burnt gust]

so the 27% uchicago ed is like

realistic?

[opal silo]

yeah well its at least a good legacy @burnt gust

my legacies i could get in w/o legacy 💀

[burnt gust]

any legacy is a good legacy unless its a guarantee either way

[opaque folio]

no its like 15- 20 i thought

[hybrid skiff]

Wow so high!

[fringe surge]

uchicago rd is horrendous

[opaque folio]

!!

[opaque folio]

fs

[burnt gust]

yeah thats what i thought

or like 13

[opal silo]

@burnt gust OMG BTW

[desert coral]

Ikr!

I wonder was rd was

[opal silo]

i got another college recruitment lmfao

but it keeps going downhill

it makes sense theyre hella desperate rn bro its like senior year no good college recruits senior year

[rotund drift]

i think like 4

[desert coral]

I think so too

ed is usually around 15-16%

[burnt gust]

wtf

65% of uchicago ppl r varsity athletics

[fringe surge]

damn

[desert coral]

like hs varsity

[burnt gust]

yea

must be cap

[desert coral]

I did sports for 2 years in hs then once lockdown happened and no school I just didnt go back

kinda sad

[fringe surge]

according to latest cds, Upenn has
4.1% overall
15% ed
2.4% rd

[burnt gust]

chicago is secretive abt that shit

[bold onyx]

pperchance

[burnt gust]

just like everyhting else

[desert coral]

wait this is for what year

[opal silo]

cope, not even varsity ultimate frisbee 😭

also bro @burnt gust im 0-1 on finding u a vp rn

[desert coral]

bro its yes or no ur pissing me off with perchance

[opal silo]

this is so tragic

and the other guy ghosted me @burnt gust

[burnt gust]

LMAO

[bold onyx]

actually i said "pperchance"

[desert coral]

😐

[bold onyx]

[opaque folio]

what if i was in varsity for a year in xc 💀 not important enough for commonapp but i mean

i was !!

[desert coral]

u dont even have silly in ur name

[burnt gust]

wait wtf u have 10 ecs without it?

bruhhh

[desert coral]

I was also varsity for one year for xc

[burnt gust]

😭

[opaque folio]

yeah i do

[burnt gust]

my ecs are horrendous i only now realized

[opaque folio]

no idea where to put it

i didnt really do anything

..there were just very few girls on the team

[desert coral]

I didnt put it but QB only has 5 EC slots

[opaque folio]

and i just qualified

[opal silo]

bro was getting too desperate

[burnt gust]

thats good then right

[opaque folio]

thing is w/ qb is like

[opal silo]

@burnt gust put one of ur many clubs

[desert coral]

they dont know that tho

[opaque folio]

i have 7 ecs that i fairly like

[burnt gust]

😭

[opaque folio]

and idk if i want to do the qb slots

[opaque folio]

yeahf

fs

idk can i put it in awards / honors HAHA

[rotund drift]

should i put my common app top 5 for those

[opaque folio]

"varsity xc"

[desert coral]

if u think they are the best u have to offer ofc

[desert coral]

put it as an ec

not award

its ur position in the sport

like a leadership position in a club

its just what team u played for

[opaque folio]

okay but what if my other ecs are kind of solid too ):

[tacit ice]

it was so hard picking which 5

i dont get why honors has more

[desert coral]

idk

[tacit ice]

its like the reverse of commonapp

[desert coral]

I filled up my honors with bs stuff

I understand 5 EC spots but idk why awards is so many

[tacit ice]

i just put in the 5 i had for commonapp

[tacit ice]

exactly who tf has 10 awards 😭

[desert coral]

heehee me

I put school awards

me when "honor roll" can count as award

[opal silo]

honor roll 9th grade
honor roll 10th grade
honor roll 11th grade
honor roll 12th grade
ap scholar
ap scholar with distinction
line leader
best attendance

[burnt gust]

fr 💀

[hybrid skiff]

Line leader 😭

[burnt gust]

im gonna be real i have like 2

[desert coral]

line leader

I had FBLA awards

[tacit ice]

my school doesn’t give out any awards except for nhs until senior awards night 😭

[opal silo]

pales in comparison to my kindergarten line leader position

[tacit ice]

my school stopped doing honor roll in like 2012 so im stuck there

[desert coral]

my school gave awards at the end of each year for top 3 GPA

[tacit ice]

i put ap awards tho

[opal silo]

bro line leader demonstrates initiative and leadership at a young age

[burnt gust]

drivers license
eraser clapper for school
parents' favorite kid
participation for little league baseball
birthday card

[opal silo]

OH BRO ERASER CLAPPER

this guy's good

[desert coral]

wtf is eraser clapper

[opal silo]

i would do eraser clapper unironically

[rotund drift]

does silver cord (200 volunteering service and u get a silver cord for graduation) count as an award

[opal silo]

its the best

[tacit ice]

i put best friend for 11 years as an award

[hybrid skiff]

Future leader asf

[burnt gust]

chalkboard erasers get dusty so u clap them together and they like undirty themselves

[opal silo]

you clap together two chalk filled erasers to remove the chalk and its so satisfying

[tacit ice]

yh just call it something else

[opal silo]

future line leaders of america: FLLA

[rotund drift]

we call it silver cord

[burnt gust]

200 way

wow

oh u mean overall

[rotund drift]

shit i meant 200 volunteering hours*

[burnt gust]

LMAO

[desert coral]

just put in ur ec 200+ volunteer hours

[burnt gust]

USAHURWWO

[tacit ice]

no like just say something like outstanding community service award (200 hours)

[opal silo]

ok i fully assimilated i spelled silly right this time

[burnt gust]

USA Heating Up Ramen Without Water Olympiad

2-time winner

[desert coral]

guys watch out thursday emre is going to go crazy

[opal silo]

bro just eat the ramen raw

[rotund drift]

but it says for which organization and i volunteer at a few organizations

[hybrid skiff]

Why

[opal silo]

isnt he always crazy

[burnt gust]

rawmen?

[opal silo]

real

[desert coral]

@bold onyx what happens on thursday

[burnt gust]

is he moving into up

[bold onyx]

idk?

[desert coral]

u suck

send the pic

im setting u up

[bold onyx]

??

[burnt gust]

emre has a girl over?

[desert coral]

I hate u

[tacit ice]

just put down ur school or varies

[bold onyx]

i wish wtf

[desert coral]

this would have been a perfect moment

[opal silo]

bro go out and do something about it

[desert coral]

he said fortnite better

[bold onyx]

^

[burnt gust]

victory royale > victory in bed

[opal silo]

so real

wait what

[rotund drift]

so in my commonapp and qb i should combine all my community service activity into 1?

[desert coral]

smh I set emre up for his favorite alpha male joke and he didnt use the opportunity

[hybrid skiff]

Blind date?

[opal silo]

no such L rizz @burnt gust

[tacit ice]

yep

[desert coral]

no for his stupid meme he likes to send all the time

[opal silo]

no way 💀

[burnt gust]

ok on that topic has anyone here actually been on a blind date

[opal silo]

emre would forget prolly

[burnt gust]

because the premise sounds fuckin

insane

[rotund drift]

the description is gonna be tough

[opal silo]

yes it was with you and i vomited on the spot

[hybrid skiff]

No but my teacher was telling me about it

[burnt gust]

awwwww

[hybrid skiff]

He said they were really funny

[desert coral]

kayak dared emre to get a girl's number by the end of NSO

[burnt gust]

LOL

[desert coral]

(first week at Penn)

[hybrid skiff]

Will emre do it

[desert coral]

lmao no

[opal silo]

place ur bets

[desert coral]

he wont be able to

[burnt gust]

emre is a business major, he cant even do business with girls

L ngl

[tacit ice]

def combine for commonapp but maybe break it up for qb

[burnt gust]

i should be in his place

[opal silo]

"hey.... wanna see my fortnite skin collection" (with rizz)

[hybrid skiff]

Ngl I thought emre was an extrovert until he said he stayed in his dorm and played fortnite 24/7

[tacit ice]

since u have more award slots for qb

[hybrid skiff]

I bet against

[opal silo]

too obvious of a bet 😦

[desert coral]

@bold onyx if u dont talk to girls u are cutting off half the people u could be networking with, smh fake business major

[burnt gust]

not gonna lie i want mod just for the role color

[burnt gust]

💯

[hybrid skiff]

He’s a fortnite player I’m not betting for him

[tacit ice]

i have faith in my boy emre (don’t disappoint me man)

[burnt gust]

never back down

never give up

[desert coral]

Im even willing to play fortnite with him but he said no cuz he hates me

[opal silo]

he can use his skills in calculating the line of a slope that he learned from wharton to show off his prowess

[hybrid skiff]

Fake asf

[desert coral]

emre so lame !

[hybrid skiff]

I have 0 faith sorry

[desert coral]

YOURE the king??

With what army??

[burnt gust]

believe, and you're halfway there

[desert coral]

Ohhhhh crap

[burnt gust]

😂

[hybrid skiff]

Glass is half empty

[burnt gust]

an empty glass has more room for opportunities

[opal silo]

bro i just got a silver shell amulet

what a W

[hybrid skiff]

Not with emre’s rizz…

[burnt gust]

i dont like the voices in my head but once in a while i remember they have a growth mindset

so i can tolerate them

[burnt gust]

😱

[desert coral]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hugs-alydn-gif-26454086

[burnt gust]

emre rizzed fqngz up

[opal silo]

bro let it go ur done with the summer hw

[tacit ice]

@bold onyx you’re gonna allow your name to be slandered like that 🙄

[burnt gust]

GROWTH MINDSET IS THE KEY TO SUCCESS

[bold onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/cant-see-haters-vesna-zmijanac-turbofolk-sun-glasses-gif-10489337

[desert coral]

You just cant read

its ok

[opal silo]

yeah because they're all outside and ur in ur room

[burnt gust]

he cant see the haters cause he just 360 no scoped them

[desert coral]

its ok emre I still love you ❤️

we can be great friends

[opal silo]

so real

clip it

[bold onyx]

ewwwwwwwwwwww

[hybrid skiff]

Oh my

[desert coral]

lame

[opal silo]

😍

he stole my heart

[desert coral]

emre breaks my heart every day

[burnt gust]

he stole my heart just like hes about to steal from low income families in order to make 700,000 a year in investment banking

[desert coral]

I am the low income family

[bold onyx]

yesssss

[burnt gust]

watch ur back

[opal silo]

so real

[opal silo]

emre's already coming to upenn

[hybrid skiff]

Jonathan sidwell style

[desert coral]

Emre is living in the shittiest dorm

its ok

[opal silo]

perchance

[opal silo]

bro some of the penn dorms are soooo weird

[burnt gust]

@opal silo i alr have a 105 in bio

🥱

[opal silo]

source i lived in one for a squash camp

[bold onyx]

cap my dorm is fire

[burnt gust]

bro gave extra credit for the easiest test ive ever taken 😭

[opal silo]

nobody asked ur taking a 10th graders' class ❤️

[desert coral]

Hill? ur lying

ur bedroom is the size of a closet

[burnt gust]

ur taking 2 less academic classes than me

use that extra time instead of suckin off emre

[desert coral]

my bedroom is gonna be big

[opal silo]

bro omg i ate food at hill

[hybrid skiff]

Iz do you have any cool dorm pics

[opal silo]

the ground there is so sticky some mfs keep spilling the apple juice at the dining area

[desert coral]

When I move into new dorm I will send pics of my dorm

[hybrid skiff]

I ate food somewhere at Penn and it was so mid

[hybrid skiff]

W

[opal silo]

real

[desert coral]

this does not show the bedrooms

[hybrid skiff]

They had an insomnia’s cookies though!!

And they gave me free coolies

[desert coral]

hill has the worst food

[opal silo]

thats the idealized picture before businessmen like emre tear it down

[hybrid skiff]

It might have been there idk

There was like

[opal silo]

bro ur taking 7 periods?

[hybrid skiff]

Some sushi place

[burnt gust]

multi

[hybrid skiff]

Sandwich place

[bold onyx]

i would bnever tear it down

[opal silo]

bro ur essays are gonna be ass or ur gonna get 2 hrs of sleep

where are you pulling these classes out of

[burnt gust]

u dont understand what its like to be built different

and have a growth mindset

[opal silo]

bro is pulling gpa out of his ass like a mega knight player pulls elixer out of his ass

[opal silo]

bro ur the precocious fixed mindsetter

[desert coral]

this looks like prison

worst dorm

[burnt gust]

no you are the virgin precocious fixed mindsetter, i am the chad wojak growth mindsetter

[opal silo]

for emre its home sweet home 😍

[opal silo]

cap

[desert coral]

mclelland or whatever prob

[opal silo]

upenn is mashing the other schools

we have the most messages in our thread by like 4k

maybe 5k

[burnt gust]

💯

uchicago is like second tho

[desert coral]

vandy has 6 messages

[opal silo]

always second place @burnt gust L

stay second B)

[burnt gust]

im happy to be second

its about the growth and learning

[desert coral]

with 466

[burnt gust]

not about winning!

[desert coral]

usc has 491

so uchicago is not second

[burnt gust]

usc???

ok i need to join that thread

[desert coral]

harvard only has 50 smh

[burnt gust]

haavaad

https://tenor.com/view/erling-haaland-haaland-erling-haaland-man-city-erling-haaland-manchester-city-haaland-man-city-gif-26321827

[opal silo]

@burnt gust ok bro i just wasted an hour chatting on a2c

join vc i gotta study

no more sillies

[burnt gust]

ok

[opal silo]

bro i forgot im still muted wtf

this is so ass

@hybrid skiff are you able to unmute me 😦

[burnt gust]

[opal silo]

aint no way bruh almost no mods are on

[hybrid skiff]

Why were you muted

[burnt gust]

he blew into the mic 💀

[opal silo]

i was being obnoxious in vc like two weeks ago and i deeply regret it

emre what the fuck was that

[burnt gust]

he is contrite

[opal silo]

i just breathed once 😦

@bold onyx you sound exactly like I thought you would

[hybrid skiff]

Don’t do it again

[opal silo]

emre i cant talk 😭

[opal silo]

I wont 😭

[bold onyx]

good

[desert coral]

omg what does emre sound like

[opal silo]

join vc to find out

emre sounds like a fortnite player

@bold onyx nAHHH

[desert coral]

NOO

[opal silo]

DONT BE DISSING IZ LIKE THAT

BRO DID HER SO DIRTY

[desert coral]

fuck emre

[bold onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-anime-chainsaw-man-gif-23140059

[opal silo]

can I get unmuted 😦

@burnt gust no wait dont leave im tryna get unmuted

emre doesnt know tee hee

[bold onyx]

oh shit my mic just broke

i cant talk

[opal silo]

LOL

[desert coral]

ur such a liar

[bold onyx]

might as well just leave iz

[opal silo]

ur the most unproductive mf i know @burnt gust

[desert coral]

emre I have an essay due in a few hours and I cannot do it

[opal silo]

ily ❤️

shut up @burnt gust

im not a math major im a business major it makes sense

[bold onyx]

give up and drop out

[desert coral]

im not u

[opal silo]

@burnt gust no i dont go study 😠

[bold onyx]

a man like me doesnt struggle

[desert coral]

emre y u keep dodging me are u scared of me

[bold onyx]

yes

[opal silo]

omg emre ur mic is magically on

that is so wild

[bold onyx]

wasnt me

[opal silo]

emre that is so actually wild and crazy and wild

[bold onyx]

wdym

[opal silo]

@burnt gust bro fr

[bold onyx]

wasnt me

[opal silo]

oh my bad it was me

[bold onyx]

i heard that too

[opal silo]

i just got server unmuted and now i got muted again

[bold onyx]

oooh aight makes sense

[opal silo]

my bad guys I wont do it again

thats on me I take responsibility

[bold onyx]

👍 😄

[opal silo]

@desert coral didnt know ghosts play fortnite

NO FUCK YOU

@burnt gust

GIVE ME OFFICER

STOP DELAYING

GIVE ME VP NOW

OR I WILL BEAT YOU UP AFTER AP LIT

[bold onyx]

thats good thats diversity

what club is it

[opal silo]

no i just stalk him

[opal silo]

the emre fan club

SHUT

SHUT Up
ITS NOT

ITS NOT

[bold onyx]

W club

[opal silo]

@burnt gust get out of here

@crimson notch would you be able to server unmute me 😦

SHUT UP BRO

I CANT SAY IT CUZ IM MUTED

omg bro i got another message

@burnt gust 3rd recruitment

REALLY

WHAT

REALLy

WHAT THE FUFCK

BRO I SHOULD NOT HAVE GHOSTED THEM

THIS IS REALLY TRAGIC

[crimson notch]

why were you muted..

use vc chat

[opal silo]

i was breathing into the mic once and i wont do it again im really sorry

[crimson notch]

everyone

[burnt gust]

just unmute him

u can ban next time he does something bad

ill tell u

😘

[opal silo]

bro why me

[crimson notch]

alright stay good

[opal silo]

cant believe emre hasnt gotten banned

[bold onyx]

facts

[crimson notch]

me too

[opal silo]

thank you you are the best

[bold onyx]

ngl we should ban that guy

[opal silo]

so real

[bold onyx]

hes too hot and cool and smart

[desert coral]

ur mic is supposedly broken but I heard ur ass make noises

[bold onyx]

put that on god

[opal silo]

damn emre farting

[desert coral]

on god

[bold onyx]

!??!?!!!?!?!

[desert coral]

I swear on my life

[bold onyx]

cap

not me

im different

iz emre logged off

no need to rejoib

rejoin

[desert coral]

why r u so damn scared of me u wuss

[opal silo]

dear upenn,

[bold onyx]

@burnt osprey fan

[opal silo]

kayak before she saw emre's true colors

[bold onyx]

cap

[grizzled pivot]

Why y’all in vc

[burnt osprey]

I hate you

[desert coral]

for silly

[burnt gust]

y not

[opal silo]

we're chatting and making friends @grizzled pivot

[grizzled pivot]

But you’re an A2Cer

[burnt gust]

hes getting info for his penn thank you letter

[bold onyx]

why arent u best friend

[opal silo]

oh thats right I have to be more believable

[bold onyx]

hes writing it to me

[burnt osprey]

Carly we drew you in gartic phone a few times

[opal silo]

we're comparing SAT scores @grizzled pivot

[bold onyx]

cuz im so cool

and smart

and handsome

[grizzled pivot]

LOL

[bold onyx]

and funny

and humble

[grizzled pivot]

Ohh okay who’s winning rn

[bold onyx]

me

obvs

[opal silo]

emre, he has a 410

[burnt gust]

no wtf

[grizzled pivot]

Nice!

[burnt gust]

i have a 450

[opal silo]

i tried getting a 400 but I got one wrong at the last minute

[burnt gust]

r u deaf

oh its like golf

[opal silo]

turns out x is actually a variable not a letter

[grizzled pivot]

I probably should join soon I don’t trust you

[bold onyx]

:O

[opal silo]

join we're making friends

[grizzled pivot]

Maybe in a few lol

[bold onyx]

[desert coral]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-smile-gif-25254075

[opaque folio]

omg is this a penn kid call

[desert coral]

yes

[bold onyx]

yes

[burnt gust]

no

[opaque folio]

do i join

[desert coral]

we are giving away our secrets

[opaque folio]

one second

[burnt gust]

join1

[opal silo]

no this is for penn state

penn is the door to your left

[opaque folio]

💀 not this joke again

[opal silo]

@burnt gust get fucked

its just so simple

its soooooooo trivial

[gaunt scarab]

nerd

[opaque folio]

u guys r so intimdatingi what

monkeytype though ill join 😎

[opaque folio]

tf do u get 161

[opal silo]

lmfao im a keyboard warrior fr

[opaque folio]

first rahh

[desert coral]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-laptop-fast-homework-apple-gif-5315897

[opal silo]

@grizzled pivot pull up monkeytype we're racing

a2c bonding experience

[grizzled pivot]

I’m on my phone lol

[opal silo]

aw

wait did u hear our proposal about a2c roblox night

[grizzled pivot]

I think I get like 70 on there?

[bold onyx]

lol old lady

[grizzled pivot]

Yes I put it in A2C’s event coordination chat thingy but a lot gets lost there so we’ll see

Also I move soon

[grizzled pivot]

*on my phone

Show your phone speed

[gaunt scarab]

yeah i cant go above this

[bold onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-meme-radar-gif-26497624

[opaque folio]

nvm 4 seconds

[gaunt scarab]

bruh 4 words

4 WORDS

[opaque folio]

HAHA yeah

[opal silo]

wtf

[opaque folio]

i play league 💀

im sorry

i suck

[gaunt scarab]

yup thats it

i am not a nerd like yall

[bold onyx]

nice photoshop

carlys gonna ban u

[opaque folio]

fr

[gaunt scarab]

tf u have infinite

i have 500 max

[fringe surge]

you monkeys

[opal silo]

@grizzled pivot https://discord.com/channels/786557653924708373/1140543272616464394

[desert coral]

!

told u emre

[bold onyx]

kayak carly said ur talking smack about me in a private channel

i will destroy you

[opal silo]

carly exposed

[burnt gust]

beef beef beef beef

or as they say, "i made this steak"

[bold onyx]

i will disassemble you molecule by molecule, quark by quark

[desert coral]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-gif-24418217

[hybrid skiff]

Oh my

[opal silo]

@hybrid skiff join vc we're bonding

[hybrid skiff]

I wish my mom is insisting we spend quality time at 12 am

[opal silo]

damn

12am?

[burnt gust]

someone doesn't have a younger sibling

[hybrid skiff]

Yes

[hybrid skiff]

I do

Nightmare child

[burnt gust]

o

😭

[opal silo]

@burnt gust what did u put as ur fvorite class for the lit survey

[burnt gust]

oh

i said my fav subject was math

but i like humanities too

which is the truth

[opal silo]

booo

[burnt gust]

tf did u put

apush?

ap physics?

[opal silo]

@burnt gust let me know if he starts saying something useful

@bold onyx 💋

[opaque pilot]

@burnt osprey resident penn student kayak

is NETS a single degree program

its very interesting to me do u know anyone in it

[burnt osprey]

Looks like it

It’s just the BSE

[zenith oasis]

It’s not a double degree like M&T or LSM

[tacit ice]

didnt get into PIF 😔

[burnt osprey]

Man my brother didn’t either

[tacit ice]

explore bowdoin comes out tmmrw

if i get rejected imma ball my eyes out 😭

[low flame]

who wants to go to that bum ass school anyway 💀💀💀😭😭😭🤬🤬🤬

[tacit ice]

Fr Penn do better

[copper notch]

im sorry salazar

[tacit ice]

its ok

i was still on the fence about penn anyways

[copper notch]

nah lots of ppl get into penn even if they get rejected from the fly in

[tacit ice]

true

[copper notch]

and vice versa

[zenith oasis]

Rarely

[copper notch]

source?

[zenith oasis]

Vice versa rarely*

[tacit ice]

its usually if they go rd instead of ed

[copper notch]

i mean it was like 15/21 ED accepted

for PEEP

[tacit ice]

yh PIF/PEEP to ED acceptance pipeline is crazy

[desert coral]

Leave

[desert coral]

I didn’t even do the fly in

It’s not necessary

[steady valley]

what do people with nets degrees do

[desert coral]

And besides ur app to penn won’t be the same as the fly in

[copper notch]

it can only rlly help you i think

[steady valley]

like what are the outcomes for nets

[desert coral]

Ya it can’t hurt

[desert coral]

What’s nets

?

[steady valley]

network and social systems engineering

yeah that

[desert coral]

Idk anything abt engineering 😭 sorry

[steady valley]

what are you studying

[desert coral]

Neuroscience

[steady valley]

woaw thats so cool

so like

[desert coral]

Ya Im thinking abt either premed or research

Rn

[steady valley]

whats 2 things you hate and love about upenn?

[desert coral]

I’ve only been taking classes for a month so far, but I would say that I love the city and how walkable it is and the transportation is great, but outside campus can get unsafe (just stay in ur lane and u will be fine tho). There’s some spots on campus I really really love like the biopond and the dorms so far have been really nice, but the dining hall food is so mid

Also food is more expensive than I’m used to if ur not eating in the dining halls (I come from a rural area)

[steady valley]

ah makes sense, so city and the opportunities there are pretty accessible yeah?

[desert coral]

Yeah! I also love how easy it is to get research opportunities as a freshman

I’m definitely going to be utilizing those opportunities

[steady valley]

awesome

lets manifest this

also

i wanted to ask

does it feel very clique-y

[desert coral]

No

There’s so many people here, you will find your group

If it’s not in classes it will be in clubs

We have over 1k clubs

You will be ok

[steady valley]

wait what

1000 clubs is crazy

[zenith oasis]

Academic crush😭

[bold onyx]

idt theres any way to specifically find that

prolly not much diff from other finance/econ majors

[desert coral]

Yep

There’s a club for everything

[desert coral]

Wym

I’m your academic crush 🤭🥺

[desert coral]

There is

Give me 30 mins and I’ll look for it

Gotta turn my final draft of paper in now

[zenith oasis]

Just keep up that premed lifestyle 🤓

[desert coral]

oh perfect kayak did it for me

[desert coral]

fr

the more I learn abt bio the more other jobs interest me tho

like being a geneticist is kinda dope sounding but idk

[zenith oasis]

then it’d be like biotech-ish

[desert coral]

geneticist is biotech?

[zenith oasis]

Yeah

Did some research on genetics

Mostly biotech techniques were applied

[desert coral]

I did research on genetics too but no biotech

like for funsies research with professor nothing serious

I think it depends on what u r studying

cuz genetics is very broad

I would guess like crispr type shit is def biotech

[zenith oasis]

Yeahh exactly
I did extraction of algae toxin!

[zenith oasis]

Yeahhh!!!

[desert coral]

crispr seems so cool

[zenith oasis]

Idk how big Penn is on undergrad research like Princeton

[desert coral]

very very big

[zenith oasis]

It is…and so complex

[desert coral]

Im trying to get research my first semester

[zenith oasis]

My teacher calls it the sorcerer’s stone

[zenith oasis]

Possible at Penn?

[desert coral]

pretty easy to

Im trying to get into FERBS but they only take 20 kids

so idk

but you can do research independent of ferbs pretty easily

they really want pfp kids which I am, but theres like 45 of us applying

and kids outside of pfp also apply

Ik my roommate is in the uscholars program which I think does research stuff

[copper notch]

O.O

[bold onyx]

What year is this for

[burnt osprey]

Iirc since 2016

Nvm class of 2018

So it has data from co 18 19 20 21 and 22

[bold onyx]

Inch resting

[zenith oasis]

What’s that

[zenith oasis]

So many programs damn😭

[desert coral]

first exposure to research something something

research program for freshmen

[zenith oasis]

Damn

Competitive yeah?😭

[desert coral]

kinda ya

u get paid a lot

its 12 dollars an hour over the school year which isnt as great but u get 8k over the summer too + research experience

[zenith oasis]

Damn

First year?😭

Are they specific research locations

Or how does it work

[desert coral]

you get matched to a lab you want

[zenith oasis]

Oh wow wow 🥹

[desert coral]

I want to do immunology lab or behavioral science lab

but idk

theres one abt mental illness I want to do

cuz I wanna go into neurology/psychiatry maybe

[zenith oasis]

NeuroVirology

They’re so cool omg😭

[zenith oasis]

How close is Perelman from Penn

[desert coral]

its on campus

I see people wearing scrubs walking around multiple times a day every day

[zenith oasis]

Crazy😭

You can literally engage in research at Perelman while at Penn 😭

[desert coral]

ya

[teal sandal]

Does Penn also emphasize research in other fields? Economics?

[bold onyx]

Ye

The jws program is basically focused on econ research

Not so much in the early years tho

[teal sandal]

[steady valley]

Oh right this website exists thank you soooo much

[burnt osprey]

Sick of this school

[zenith oasis]

The 3rd one 😭😭💀

[gaunt scarab]

dick and balls

[visual arch]

Anyone here going to penn in focus or peep?

Anybody that goes to penn, can you explain benefits?

of those two programs

when applying early

[copper notch]

peep!

[visual arch]

congrats! are you guys there 30 sept? or a diff date

[tacit ice]

did you get into PIF?

[visual arch]

did you?

[tacit ice]

no i got rejected 😭

[rotund drift]

Wish I lived closer

[bold onyx]

Peep is online and multiple weeks long

[bold onyx]

Peep tells you exactly what penn & other top schools are looking for in applications. Its basically ivy league admissions coaching by an ivy league school

And the programs are already verrryyyy competitive so a large amount of people who do them end up getting into penn

[desert coral]

Why is there SO much nsfw on sidechat

I mean I get it’s anonymous but like

Gross

I’d still be embarrassed

[copper notch]

100 percent u get to talk to AOs and meet admissions officers from penns schools.

[zenith oasis]

Aww you’re doing PEEP

you’re deffo getting in Penn🤭

[upper zealot]

wait oter top schools?

or schools in penn

[bold onyx]

both

schools have generally same admissions standards

[upper zealot]

meh ig

but yk how schools host webinars about what their req want

[bold onyx]

theres just different institutional needs and not every AO is the same

[upper zealot]

is peep basically more screted revealed

secrets*

[bold onyx]

ig?

peep just goes way more in depth than webinars

[upper zealot]

yeah ofc

[desert coral]

Stressed for bio final

I think it’s the energy drinks that are making me feel worse

[upper zealot]

u got this

slay the exam

[desert coral]

😍 fr

[upper zealot]

rip

sleep

or get rest

[desert coral]

I fr need to

[upper zealot]

or decaffienated shit

praying on your 100

[desert coral]

I went to sleep at 4:30 am and had a final at 9:00 am and overslept half an hour 💀💀💀

Still finished math final early tho

[opal silo]

iz why do you keep sleeping so late 💀

[upper zealot]

bro

💀

[opal silo]

Istg I sleep earlier than you and I’m on the west coast and I still sleep late

[desert coral]

Because I’m always busy and my math professor specifically gives a fuck ton of work

That class is over with forever thank god

I take hours doing her stuff

Every single day

[opal silo]

Fr I feel that

I had that happen too

[desert coral]

I’m just glad it’s over with, the rest of my classes were not that bad

But her class made me do worse in my others ngl cuz I either came to class tired or put off other work so then I bullshitted other assignments to get hers done

Gonna have to get into a better time management groove

[copper notch]

kind of? most of the things said so far is specific to penn

off topic but pro tip: don’t apply to Wharton if you didn’t take calculus

[tacit ice]

isnt that true for all business schools?

cuz i remember fordham gabelli saying something about that too

[bold onyx]

no

[copper notch]

I only talked to cas and Wharton aos

they were fine with me taking 4 or 5 DE classes they said they don’t care

As long as u take 8-9 classes a year

You’re fine

I see ppl with 4DE 5 AP so

8-9 classes a year

they like community centric Ec’s.

[teal sandal]

Would IB Math AA SL/HL fulfill the calculus requirement?

[copper notch]

Everything is

[copper notch]

idk as long as it covers calc

yeah you def don’t need natl level Ec’s to get in too. Just fyi, they like passion/ being genuine too (which the essays convey)

[bold onyx]

this would vary by school tho since some schools just dont offer than many (i took like average of prolly 5 or 6 classes a year)

[upper zealot]

IB moment

[desert coral]

Aced my final Im an academic WEAPON

[upper zealot]

Can u share ur source code

😊

[opaque folio]

does wharton differ significantly if u take ab or bc