i don't know who any of you are and i want to keep it that way
#Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) (2023-2024)
grave token
pale plaza
It’s wraps
eternal jasper
a2c has fallen, millions must be rejected
steep flower
hello
raw spoke
like 2 more hours left 🙏
vivid fern
how about pynchon or mccarthy
pale plaza
On goddd
acoustic folio
i don't know who any of you are and i want to keep it that way
smart decision ngl
pale plaza
He’s capping mit works with the FBI
elder vine
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pale plaza
They subpoenaed discord
grave token
elder vine
2 hours ‼️
pale plaza
Every single message of urs was used in an AI model to determine if you’re a nice guy or not
solid comet
is the defferral rate like past as well
grave token
how about pynchon or mccarthy
i've started gravity's rainbow a couple times and it's never grabbed me. i've read the road and want to read more mccarthy. right now i'm reading a backlog of gary wills' political books
grave token
is the defferral rate like past as well
more or less
eternal jasper
under two hours 
vivid fern
i think pynchon's last few are probably a better introduction . specifically inherent vice (also a pta movie) and bleeding edge
eternal jasper
real
pale plaza
But internally im@freaking out
dawn prairie
👀 is sir petey the famous blogger from mit 👀
median grotto
more or less
how have intl admissions been? (sorry for bothering).
eternal jasper
same tho
pale plaza
Yea it’s Petey the mit redditor
That’s a crazy title ngl I’m sorry
I didn’t mean it like that
deep aurora
👀 is sir petey the famous blogger from mit 👀
yeah
glacial carbon
How was the applicant pool this year?
dawn prairie
omg 🙏 respect
grave token
how have intl admissions been? (sorry for bothering).
idk how to answer this. same as every year. we have way more international students we want to take than we have space for.
pale plaza
Stanfords was competitive as hell I’d assume mit follows suit this year
dawn prairie
idk how to answer this. same as every year. we have way more international stude...
😭
acoustic folio
idk how to answer this. same as every year. we have way more international stude...
:(
solid comet
idk how to answer this. same as every year. we have way more international stude...
in short: hella competitive
solid pawn
Well it’s post COVID more international kids are feeling it safe to come study in the US.
pale plaza
Maybe
glacial carbon
Do you think the US pool self selects or are there many people who really have no chance?
pale plaza
Yo Mr Petey just to confirm we don’t lose money if we do css profile late right
solid comet
MIT always has had alot of self selection imo
pale plaza
Our offer just gets delayed
deep aurora
Well it’s post COVID more international kids are feeling it safe to come study i...
definitely not feeling safe now
solid pawn
MIT always has had alot of self selection imo
Partially due to not being on the Common App.
grave token
How was the applicant pool this year?
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not.
It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life…
He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did.
Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
eternal jasper
i'm crying
grave token
Yo Mr Petey just to confirm we don’t lose money if we do css profile late right
correct
solid comet
omg lmao
dawn prairie
does MIT like sibling applicants 👀
inland flicker
hello Petey did you see my Reddit comment regarding St Petey
acoustic folio
"yo mr petey"
brings "yo mr white" vibes
glacial carbon
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not.
It’s n...
Hmmm
eternal jasper
brings "yo mr white" vibes
they cookin up the rejections fr
median grotto
idk how to answer this. same as every year. we have way more international stude...
Yeah, makes sense. I've been wondering for a while, do you usually try to have at least 1 person enrolled from every big-ish country?
acoustic folio
breaking bad reference for anyone confused
acoustic folio
they cookin up the rejections fr
🫠
remote vessel
PETEYYY
grave token
brings "yo mr white" vibes
i am also in some sense...."mr white"
pale plaza
Lowkey Walter white Petey???
remote vessel
THE PROPHECY WAS TRUE THE PESSIAH IS HERE
pale plaza
Both got same hair ☠️
inland flicker
I told you St Petey appears on the day of reckoning
grave token
THE PROPHECY WAS TRUE THE PESSIAH IS HERE
did you think about this before you posted
fierce gust
Both got same hair ☠️
nah
eternal jasper
pessiah is crazy lmao
fierce gust
dont taunt the norwood reaper
pale plaza
Waltuh
remote vessel
did you think about this before you posted
maybe I did maybe I didnt
median grotto
LOL.
pale plaza
It’s a2c
smoky summit
So is it our
pale plaza
This server is like 1 extended shitpost
grave token
I told you St Petey appears on the day of reckoning
St. Christopher is the patron saint of lost children and virgins so it's appropriate for me to be here for you all today
inland flicker
did you think about this before you posted
remote vessel
St. Christopher is the patron saint of lost children ~~and virgins~~ so it's app...
YOU.
acoustic folio
i am also in some sense...."mr white"
the mastermind behind the methit empire...
hollow cosmos
the day of reckoning fellas 🫡
wary hemlock
St. Christopher is the patron saint of lost children ~~and virgins~~ so it's app...
sorry to bother you but do you know how many canadian admits there were?
pale plaza
2 hour of reckoning
eternal jasper
less than two hours this is insane
solid comet
stole my comment from the blog tbh
exotic briar
2 hours aaaaaaa
hollow cosmos
what will all yall be doing when it opens?
grave token
sorry to bother you but do you know how many canadian admits there were?
yes but i will not tell you
inland flicker
sorry to bother you but do you know how many canadian admits there were?
Is canada even a real country
pale plaza
Imma open it
hollow cosmos
you gotta have a funny story to tell the blogs trust
fierce gust
what will all yall be doing when it opens?
studying for my bio exam today
eternal jasper
what will all yall be doing when it opens?
probably crying
remote vessel
if i get in im going to work
solid comet
imma whoop my
fierce gust
yes but i will not tell you
please tell there were >1 indians 😭
remote vessel
if i get denied im going to work
inland flicker
Either the best day of my life or last day of my life
wary hemlock
Is canada even a real country
we are indeed a fake concept
solid comet
canada, the us state
pale plaza
What happens in Canada tho fr
brittle glacier
this decision got me staying up until 1am man what am i doing
eternal jasper
bruh same
pale plaza
Like yall got maple syrup and it’s not even that good
wary hemlock
What happens in Canada tho fr
riding the moose to the lumber yards, fixing igloos. the usual
eternal jasper
i was supposed to sleep for a few more hours but i couldn't
inland flicker
@grave token just a curious question for the maker portfolio did AOs review them or did a separate entity review them and then like write something for the AOs
hollow cosmos
Like yall got maple syrup and it’s not even that good
you take that back
pale plaza
Maple syrup is alright once a month
solid comet
<@687671286780133449> just a curious question for the maker portfolio did AOs re...
they say a seperate entity reviews them
pale plaza
It tastes like Bee snot
median grotto
rename this thread to Petey Q&A 😂.
remote vessel
welcome to the petey AMA session
grave token
<@687671286780133449> just a curious question for the maker portfolio did AOs re...
as it says in the maker portfolio, we send the portfolios out to a group of faculty, technical alums, etc who review them and send notes back to the AOs
pale plaza
Waffles go hard w them tho bc waffles just naturally fye as hell 🙏🙏🙏
solid comet
grave token
yall im not going to answer any of these
inland flicker
as it says _in the maker portfolio_, we send the portfolios out to a group of fa...
nice I just didn’t know if the board that it said in the makers portfolio were made up of AOs or not
dawn prairie
why do people keep asking 💀
brittle glacier
@grave token i didnt know you were in competitive programming initiative server
fierce gust
yall im not going to answer any of these
pale plaza
Petey u should put the admitted demographics into ChatGPT
Then automate ur acc with them
eternal jasper
petey was anyone acceptede from mars 😳
remote vessel
me
solid comet
that i think he can answer w an astounding yes
pale plaza
Did anyone apply inversed🥺
inland flicker
Lol
grave token
i'm only here because i missed my yoga class and i'm getting the blog posts ready
pale plaza
Bro I want a whopper so bad
inland flicker
I’m wearing my MIT sweatshirt for luck
remote vessel
lmfao
deep aurora
Did anyone apply inversed🥺
circularly?
vivid fern
what's your favourite jest footnote
eternal jasper
bro doesn't even want to be here
dawn prairie
i'm only here because i missed my yoga class and i'm getting the blog posts read...
~~discord > yoga fr ~~
solid comet
tbf if we keep bombing the guy w questions he wont and cant answer thats what will happen 👍
inland flicker
Petey is to A2C as God is to humans
pale plaza
Yoga is so slow ngl shit ain’t built for my attention span
acoustic folio
petey what should we do for the following 107 minutes?
solid comet
petey what should we do for the following 107 minutes?
apply upwards
sharp pier
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remote vessel
petey what should we do for the following 107 minutes?
vomit from nervousness
fierce gust
i'm only here because i missed my yoga class and i'm getting the blog posts read...
petey why are you in iso server except ling 😩
eternal jasper
vomit from nervousness
i'm not eating breakfast because i'm scared i might actually do this 💀
median grotto
Imagine not having received your MIT decision hours before everyone else 😎.
grave token
what's your favourite jest footnote
either 24 or 304
eternal jasper
are you joking or no
pale plaza
Who the hell does ling
inland flicker
Imagine not having received your MIT decision hours before everyone else 😎.
lies
median grotto
are you joking or no
yes, I don't have to receive it to know that I've been rejected.
inland flicker
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solid comet
Imagine not having received your MIT decision hours before everyone else 😎.
thatts called a withdraw
fierce gust
Who the hell does ling
people who're cultured
pale plaza
Hell no
grave token
petey what should we do for the following 107 minutes?
unironically: touch grass
fierce gust
😊
eternal jasper
unironically: touch grass
what to do if all the grass is covered by snow 
remote vessel
hey peteyr im an mit admissions officers
delicate thicket
🔥
pale plaza
Brand new whip got no keys
solid comet
its gonna be like 10pm here os i cant do anythign
grave token
petey why are you in iso server except ling 😩
i joined a bunch of them a few yrs ago and never look at them, ling may not have existed
spiral tiger
i'm only here because i missed my yoga class and i'm getting the blog posts read...
breathe in... breathe out....
pale plaza
Petey do u like Usaco
remote vessel
same
fierce gust
i joined a bunch of them a few yrs ago and never look at them, ling may not have...
:0
dawn prairie
💀
steep flower
breathe in... breathe out....
i lowkey might apply to transfer to mit just to feel the rush of getting a decision letter
pale plaza
Yoga is odd imo but it’s cool I can’t hate
sand lance
i lowkey might apply to transfer to mit just to feel the rush of getting a decis...
where r u
remote vessel
i lowkey might apply to transfer to mit just to feel the rush of getting a decis...
this is genuinely the worst feeling ever
brittle glacier
imma time opening my decision when the beat drops from a club blasting music near my house
pale plaza
@sand lance How u already get in
remote vessel
a uni better than MIT 😂
SQUIDWARD COMMUNITY COLLEGE
grave token
unironically: touch grass
speaking of which i'm stepping away from the computer for a bit
pale plaza
Fye
sand lance
<@745531044010131536> How u already get in
manifesting
remote vessel
speaking of which i'm stepping away from the computer for a bit
bye bye
steep flower
I mean lowkey ion know
solid comet
cya petey
steep flower
I don't think it is
pale plaza
speaking of which i'm stepping away from the computer for a bit
Cool beans I hope the Boston air smells nice
steep flower
Actually
sharp pier
speaking of which i'm stepping away from the computer for a bit
no petey stay
steep flower
@spiral tiger
eternal jasper
<@745531044010131536> How u already get in
maybe questbridge
remote vessel
Cool beans I hope the Boston air smells nice
hope you like molasses
acoustic folio
speaking of which i'm stepping away from the computer for a bit
alright then, I'll head out too sir petey
spiral tiger
speaking of which i'm stepping away from the computer for a bit
probably for the best
steep flower
thereon forward
spiral tiger
is my uni better than MIT
for what?
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sand lance
maybe questbridge
manifesting is best done in the absence of question marks
pale plaza
Ngl guys hamburger university >
eternal jasper
manifesting is best done in the absence of question marks
ong
eternal jasper
squidward community college>>>>>>
pale plaza
Gee tee
spiral tiger
then what do you want to do with it
sand lance
@steep flower is it... greendale
steep flower
then what do you want to do with it
go into medicine or smth tbh i have no idea
spiral tiger
if you want to go to grad school your school is the way to go
median grotto
go into medicine or smth tbh i have no idea
JHU?
steep flower
if you want to go to grad school your school is the way to go
yeah i wanna go to grad school
yay
i guess my uni is better than mit frfr
spiral tiger
i mean it's really dependent on what you want to do
pale plaza
Ohh
spiral tiger
i just feel like your school is a literal phd/masters machine
steep flower
these little fuckers fr
eternal jasper
now we must wait for Armageddon
steep flower
i just feel like your school is a literal phd/masters machine
yes
pale plaza
They not built for the mit budget ?
acoustic folio
LETS PLAY SOME GAME GUYS UNTIL DECISIONS COME OUT
acoustic folio
i cant stand waiting
sand lance
wait
sand lance
where will the decisions be posted
eternal jasper
on the portal
spiral tiger
because there's not enough people where you are
acoustic folio
ur portal
spiral tiger
lol
pale plaza
On the portal ??
solid comet
discord ofc
pale plaza
Yeah where did u think
steep flower
if you want to do a startup or something though MIT is definitely the way to go
watch me transfer frfr
spiral tiger
and there's definitely more time for you to do stuff at MIT
solid comet
live broadcast in #📢-announcements
steep flower
and there's definitely more time for you to do stuff at MIT
YEAH LMFAOOO
steep flower
okay guys
pale plaza
Y would they stop
sand lance
yall post pics of yours
steep flower
realistically who here knows they're gonna get in
solid comet
im rd so...
wait for pi day tau time then lol
spiral tiger
realistically who here knows they're gonna get in
it's going to be @exotic briar
im literally calling it
eternal jasper
realistically who here knows they're gonna get in
realistically? nobody at all
sand lance
wait for pi day tau time then lol
pi>>>>>tau
pale plaza
Yea realistically it’s just him
spiral tiger
i am willing to bet $1,000 that he gets in
solid comet
pi>>>>>tau
actually pi is less than tau by a factor of 2
fierce gust
i am willing to bet $1,000 that he gets in
you callin it?
sand lance
realistically who here knows they're gonna get in
hello
spiral tiger
i am like 99.5% sure
spiral tiger
unless he wrote about something extremely controversial in his essays he's getting in
pale plaza
He’s MOP
steep flower
HES GONNA GET IN
spiral tiger
just curious
bro's a literal shoein
steep flower
I RESPECT IT YOU KNOW
fierce gust
MOP>MIT statistically is ~90%
spiral tiger
usapho silver usaco platinum MOP garcia scholar coolidge senator
cerulean trail
does mit ea do deferrals
pale plaza
Yeah
eternal jasper
MOP>MIT statistically is ~90%
damn
dawn prairie
who
pale plaza
Deferal reject accept
spiral tiger
MOP is like
pale plaza
For IMO
solid comet
what if dude just wrote in his essay "admit me plox"
pale plaza
Mit does defer
solid comet
no lol MIT defers like 80%
eternal jasper
mit defers over half
dawn prairie
who are u talking about 😭
steep flower
just not very many
yeah what i meant
solid comet
it deferred 6k out of 8k applcants last time
sharp pier
really guys when someone get in come till us before u explode with joy
pale plaza
Bud blabbering
steep flower
common MIT L
solid comet
and like 100 from the deferral pool get accepted
steep flower
is stanford the only uni that is smart?
spiral tiger
who else do i think is going to get in
pale plaza
Ur still smart as hell
sand lance
is stanford the only uni that is smart?
why
solid comet
no harvard and MIT are the only who defer like hell
dawn prairie
and like 100 from the deferral pool get accepted
no??
steep flower
who else do i think is going to get in
i wasnt sure abt u & stanford
i was 100% sure pikachu
spiral tiger
i was 100% sure pikachu
yea
eternal jasper
who else do i think is going to get in
me
median grotto
defer > accepted is probably only intls.
steep flower
jfrr
steep flower
or whoever
pale plaza
defer > accepted is probably only intls.
No
sharp pier
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eternal jasper
i dont know enough about you
flip a coin
pale plaza
Few domestics too
pale plaza
Nah it’s hamburger university
steep flower
they look for very specific profiles
median grotto
Few domestics too
I still don't know a single intl who got in EA.
steep flower
they look for **very** specific profiles
if u don't fit it bye bye
median grotto
i mean look i think MIT is the hardest school to get into
I'd say this is only true for intls tho.
steep flower
I'd say this is only true for intls tho.
yeah i am intl
sand lance
objectively
prestigious unis in overpopulated countries have entered the chat
solid comet
yeaa u have harder chance getting in deferral than RD 💀
deferral is basically an elongated rejection imo for MIT
steep flower
prestigious unis in overpopulated countries have entered the chat
bruh
dawn prairie
theoretically applying early vs rd doenst give u any boost right
fierce gust
I still don't know a single intl who got in EA.
real?
solid comet
not here nope
pale plaza
No
fierce gust
i know like 3 from every year
eternal jasper
bruh i've never met anyone who got into mit at all
dawn prairie
bruh i've never met anyone who got into mit at all
🧐
iron moss
Can you get denied early action
pale plaza
Yea
solid comet
ye
fierce gust
yes
pale plaza
If ur app is dookie Wilkie
iron moss
Oh the dream is SO over 💀
inland flicker
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spiral tiger
squareman's definitely getting in but i don't think he's in this server
acoustic folio
who has minecraft installed atm
pale plaza
I do but I’m on like 3000099 ping
eternal jasper
who has minecraft installed atm
i only have bedrock 
pale plaza
HLD_QUERY_MASTER Lowkey gettin in
pale plaza
Cuz better applicants apply EA
dawn prairie
HLD_QUERY_MASTER Lowkey gettin in
rd
pale plaza
Ra
dawn prairie
😭
fierce gust
im getting in
dawn prairie
lets see
pale plaza
Yeah
solid comet
yeaa
median grotto
😭
dawn prairie
i hope 😭 we never know
spiral tiger
whos squareman
an oly kid i know
dawn prairie
an oly kid i know
nice nice
solid comet
damn exclusive ra pool only had 460 acceptances last year
pale plaza
Banana lounge
dawn prairie
Banana lounge
my sister did here presentation at mit about the banana lounge and why people should go visit more
it was 🧐 moment
dawn prairie
facts
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eternal jasper
rahhhhhh
dawn prairie
there is also a nice guy i have heard that lives in the banana lounge
like lives lives
pale plaza
Banana man
dawn prairie
👀
pale plaza
Potassium man
eternal jasper
that will be me
dawn prairie
lmao
pale plaza
Mit food looks gas tho
eternal jasper
bro lives at mit
dawn prairie
bro lives at mit
💀
acoustic folio
join so we can build mit 178.32.103.92:25604
minecraft latest version
eternal jasper
join so we can build mit 178.32.103.92:25604
minecraft latest version
i dont have java otherwise i would rip
acoustic folio
I'm sorry:(
raven saffron
Chat
exotic briar
it's going to be <@827956271357362238>
hewwo
raven saffron
MIT ❤️
balmy finch
~~ lowkey hoping I get rejected bc I like mit more than Cornell but I eded Cornell and got in~~
pale plaza
Rip
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eternal jasper
~~ lowkey hoping I get rejected bc I like mit more than Cornell but I eded Corne...
suffering from success
raven saffron
~~ lowkey hoping I get rejected bc I like mit more than Cornell but I eded Corne...
Me hoping for rejection from UPenn
eternal jasper
deadchat
solid comet
yes everyone here is dead inside
median grotto
I wanna do something 🫠
play TETRIS.
eternal jasper
to protect myself from ptsd
elder vine
anyone that plays league of legends?
hop on fortnite
dire saffron
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exotic briar
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exotic briar
just let him do his thing 🤷
proud current
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sharp pier
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sharp pier
nice
spiral tiger
talking to petey will not change your decision
proud current
talking to petey will not change your decision
yeah yeah i kinda alr know
spiral tiger
nor will he give you the "secret krabby patty formula" to MIT admissions because it doesn't exist
proud current
i am an automatic reject lol
proud current
nor will he give you the "secret krabby patty formula" to MIT admissions because...
yeah thanks for the info
rancid sparrow
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median grotto
nor will he give you the "secret krabby patty formula" to MIT admissions because...
It does exist. Anyone who claims otherwise is lying to themselves.
solid comet
nor will he give you the "secret krabby patty formula" to MIT admissions because...
tthere is one guranteed formulae that will work, buy entire MIT and get urself in 👍
remote vessel
talking to petey will not change your decision
what if i rizz him up ohio gyatt style
sharp pier
nor will he give you the "secret krabby patty formula" to MIT admissions because...
it does
petey knows it
exotic briar
I'm calling cocohearts 100%
Bro is a 2023 IMO Gold Medalist (USA6), RMM Gold Medalist, and PRIMESer
sharp pier
i feel he gave it to u u just don't want to share
eternal jasper
some people scare me
spiral tiger
It does exist. Anyone who claims otherwise is lying to themselves.
there's not any set of prerequisites you HAVE to satisfy to get in
remote vessel
I'm calling cocohearts 100%
Bro is a 2023 IMO Gold Medalist (USA6), RMM Gold Med...
I'm calling me 50% with ai sponge
spiral tiger
nor is it an institutional policy to admit someone who did X Y and Z instantly
solid comet
there's not any set of prerequisites you HAVE to satisfy to get in
well u have to be a human
eternal jasper
i'm calling me 99% because i'm built different
solid comet
and alive
median grotto
nor is it an institutional policy to admit someone who did X Y and Z instantly
How do you know this?
remote vessel
nor is it an institutional policy to admit someone who did X Y and Z instantly
ok but im him
split crown
austere vapor
when is petey pulling up
spiral tiger
"There is nothing, literally nothing, that in and of itself will get you in to MIT."
modern flax
crap, I woke up early
remote vessel
I was insulted by him for calling him the pessiah
eternal jasper
omg petey is online
he was already here
modern flax
almost 1 hour before mit release huh
austere vapor
noo did i miss the petey appearance
median grotto
https://mitadmissions.org/blogs/entry/applying_sideways/
remote vessel
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eternal jasper
noo did i miss the petey appearance
he might come back idk tho
proud current
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critical_thinking
this is such an accurate reply to that haha
remote vessel
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remote vessel
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eternal jasper
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remote vessel
ONE HOUR
eternal jasper
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remote vessel
I GOT IT
eternal jasper
you just got in because of that
median grotto
orz!
proud current
all the best guys
pale plaza
!mot
remote vessel
I am sweating through my shirt
proud current
i am shivering through my jacket
eternal jasper
same lmao
median grotto
I am sweating through my shirt
Same 😭.
prediction: nobody in this thread will get in. We will all get deferred.
vagrant matrix
fax
fierce gust
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eternal jasper
i know the first thing i'm gonna do after i read the decision, no matter what happens
i'm gonna take an hour long shower
proud current
prediction: nobody in this thread will get in. We will all get deferred.
getting deferred might be an achievement really
eternal jasper
getting deferred is definitely an achievment
solid comet
about 7k people should be deferred
remote vessel
prediction: nobody in this thread will get in. We will all get deferred.
my guess is 3 yes 6 defer 1 no
eternal jasper
even though mit defers a lot, the fact that you werent immediately rejected should be a big deal
proud current
we got deferred from MIT
remote vessel
mot
median grotto
MIT deferral = Masochists Institute of Technology acceptance!
proud current
It's no small feat
sand lance
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eternal jasper
we got deferred from MIT
this will be my two truths and a lie thing lmao
sharp pier
anything other than a reject holds a positive value, but a reject doesn't have a negative one, just 0
austere vapor
For everyone as we get closer to the EA time. No matter what happens, I believe so much in all of you. Your decision today is not the end of the road and you all are hard working and brilliant. I know that everyone here is probably beyond stressed over getting in, however, things always work out how they're meant to be, so be happy no matter what. Also, remember if you don't get in it's just because they're the Mid Institute of Technology. ❤️
grave token
what if i rizz him up ohio gyatt style
the only person you should be rizzing up is the Lord
eternal jasper
hes back
median grotto
For everyone as we get closer to the EA time. No matter what happens, I believe ...
LOL.
remote vessel
median grotto
Bro called MIT the Mid Institute of Technology the moment Petey arrived.
remote vessel
WHY DID YOU RESPOND TO THAT OLD MESSAGE LMFAOO
proud current
For everyone as we get closer to the EA time. No matter what happens, I believe ...
i wonder if you copied this from somewhere
inland flicker
I’m definitely auto reject
grave token
Bro called MIT the Mid Institute of Technology the moment Petey arrived.
"they call them midyear grades because they are"
austere vapor
i wonder if you copied this from somewhere
lol no but i sent something similar last night
solid pawn
the only person you should be rizzing up is the Lord
The way I’m opening my decision at the Abbey at my catholic school!!
median grotto
"they call them midyear grades because they are"
True LOL.
inland flicker
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remote vessel
petey if i get in when i get on campus can i give you a brisk handshake
median grotto
Petey be like demonstrated interest: very bad. Weighting * 0 (because MIT does not consider demonstrated interest).
proud current
petey is back?!!!
remote vessel
just a thank you
solid pawn
petey if i get in when i get on campus can i give you a brisk handshake
u can handshake the entire admissions office
remote vessel
I will give a brisk handshake to everyone who knows what ai spongebob is
vagrant matrix
who cares about handshaking when u can high five them
remote vessel
they will be why I get in
grave token
Petey be like demonstrated interest: very bad. Weighting * 0 (because MIT does n...
i wish some of you would demonstrate interest in Going Outside
inland flicker
Petey is an AO at MIT wut
austere vapor
Petey is an AO at MIT wut
director of special projects and allat
royal badger
eternal jasper
pale plaza
i wish some of you would demonstrate interest in Going Outside
YOOOOOOO
inland flicker
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/727850377403170819/1183754957791445043/ca...
Petey this morning realizing he has to come console us
pale plaza
That boy got cooked by his ao
inland flicker
Petey is the most famous Reddit addicted AO
remote vessel
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/727850377403170819/1183754957791445043/ca...
mit thread is always either everyone saying everyone is getting accepted or being roasted by petey
eternal jasper
because we are all getting in
median grotto
Being roasted by Petey ==> MIT rejection?
raven saffron
Interview went good
median grotto
Being roasted by Petey ==> MIT rejection?
😂
raven saffron
Essays went good
austere vapor
Petey is the most famous Reddit addicted AO
i swear ive seen him on AoPS forums too
acoustic folio
guysssss let's play https://skribbl.io/?NECVSywl
brittle glacier
MIT is inside me
i can feel the decision filling me up
remote vessel
Being roasted by Petey ==> MIT rejection?
this is going to be true if nobody in admissions knew ai spongebob
raven saffron
guysssss let's play https://skribbl.io/?NECVSywl
Omg yes
acoustic folio
let's see how well petey draws
proud current
guysssss let's play https://skribbl.io/?NECVSywl
yes!!!!!
remote vessel
i can feel the decision filling me up
death by firing squad
dawn prairie
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raven saffron
Need to pre-de-stress
grave token
Petey is the most famous Reddit addicted AO
i'm not addicted to reddit. reddit is addicted to me
raven saffron
No one use !"mit" anymore bruh pls
pale plaza
Yo petey not many ppl in my area got an interview (Florida), would we get deferred for RA interview or just have interview ignored
fierce gust
MIT is inside me
🤨
raven saffron
It comes out 9:16
inland flicker
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brittle glacier
death by firing squad
at least the bullets will be inside me too
remote vessel
i'm not addicted to reddit. reddit is addicted to me
unfortunately real
raven saffron
Trust!
remote vessel
at least the bullets will be inside me too
oh my fucking god AUTO REJECTION
raven saffron
I am a #HardWorker trust
pale plaza
Gpt rejection
raven saffron
Thats why Im on discord 24 hrs daily
elder crow
it's less than an hour and my mental state is like a quark
grave token
i swear ive seen him on AoPS forums too
the job i was originally hired for in 2009 was "counselor for web communications," i.e. to monitor college confidential, aops, reddit, etc. i was hired for posting. i had to submit draft posts for my job interview.
austere vapor
my cortisol levels rn 🆙
raven saffron
the job i was originally hired for in 2009 was "counselor for web communications...
Bro what
Is this a actual MIT AO
Hol on 😭
inland flicker
Petey secretly knows all of us by name he tracked us
fierce gust
They want stinky CS nerds 
austere vapor
Is this a actual MIT AO
yeah
pale plaza
Yea he an ao
gusty siren
omg its petey 🤩
elder crow
nicccce
rancid sparrow
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royal badger
Is this a actual MIT AO
Yeah he’s real
raven saffron
Bro got early access to the lore 😭
rancid sparrow
im sad
eternal jasper
he knows if i got in or not
elder crow
So only 666 people got admitted?
royal badger
@grave token the role isn’t hoisted anymore if that would make it easier on you
remote vessel
the job i was originally hired for in 2009 was "counselor for web communications...
petey lore
inland flicker
How yall claim to be MIT people and not know who Petey is
austere vapor
How yall claim to be MIT people and not know who Petey is
fr! (probably because they go outside)
raven saffron
How yall claim to be MIT people and not know who Petey is
Im not on reddit a lot
pale plaza
I hope my lack of an interview doesn’t rail my ea chance
remote vessel
Because he doesn't know you
unless you have a very niche and popular extracurricular
grave token
<@687671286780133449> the role isn’t hoisted anymore if that would make it easie...
i don't remember what hoisted means but i prefer to not be verified still
cobalt jolt
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austere vapor
Im not on reddit a lot
yeah but hes on like the mit blogs
inland flicker
St Petey is universal
eternal jasper
Because he doesn't know you
i know i'm mostly just freaking out
grave token
gives me plausible deniability
raven saffron
Had a nice extracurricular
elder crow
How yall claim to be MIT people and not know who Petey is
um let's just say I ignore this server
royal badger
i don't remember what hoisted means but i prefer to not be verified still
Oh alright
raven saffron
But if I say it 😭
remote vessel
i don't remember what hoisted means but i prefer to not be verified still
viewable on the user list :))
grave token
but thanks chloe i hope you're well
inland flicker
i don't remember what hoisted means but i prefer to not be verified still
Hoisted means it shows up separate on the leaderboard on the right under a category
royal badger
but thanks chloe i hope you're well
You too!
raven saffron
Then I might get scared
austere vapor
https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/4688948/mit-early-decision
do u rly need a counter to tell you the time until 12:16.
back to the 4th grade fr
pale plaza
U prolly just get more DMs and shit
raven saffron
Cuz its easy doxx material
fierce gust
Yo hey @grave token
elder crow
I hope my lack of an interview doesn’t rail my ea chance
don't sweat it? they said it doesnt affect your chances
pale plaza
don't sweat it? they said it doesnt affect your chances
Wouldn’t it make sense to defer to RA tho
kindred maple
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pale plaza
For a RA interview
raven saffron
Agh
spiral tiger
the job i was originally hired for in 2009 was "counselor for web communications...
what kind of posts did you make?
eternal jasper
do u rly need a counter to tell you the time until 12:16.
back to the 4th grade ...
i forgor how to do math 💀
elder crow
actually idk cause I got an interview and made the most with it
grave token
i have never paid for a bluecheck and i have never paid for reddit gold or gotten verified on a2c. i live and die by my posting, not the grace of a mod
raven saffron
No
dawn prairie
why so anxiety, u cant change the past 😮
raven saffron
I dont think so atl
cobalt jolt
Who EA
cobalt jolt
Is it rea
kindred maple
Just ea
pale plaza
I think they care bout the character ur conveying not the literary complexities of ur essay
remote vessel
idk
kindred maple
4%?
grave token
because i graduated into the great recession and applied to 63 jobs and this is the only one that called me back
pale plaza
Mit is more straight forward
austere vapor
@grave token most important question, are you a swiftie. need confirmation on this
cobalt jolt
And do they waitlist/reject ea
elder crow
yeah basically everyone
inland flicker
@grave token is MIT decision letter optimized for mobile
fierce gust
oh hey I didnt realize the stuff on here was part of my college application
raven saffron
because i graduated into the great recession and applied to 63 jobs and this is ...
Yeah no ur capping
cobalt jolt
Or only defer
fringe cave
Last time talking on here until decision time gl everyone
raven saffron
Great Recession was in 1920 lil bro you are NOT 120 years old 😭
proud current
pale plaza
Ion think he means
eternal jasper
Last time talking on here until decision time gl everyone
fierce gust
That’s really horrifying
elder crow
Or only defer
oh my god a fellow Tottenham fan
fierce gust
I think they treat essays a bit differently, not necessarily that essays are less important or theirs are worse
kindred maple
Petey thanks for the de-stressing playlist earlier this week by the way. Been listening religiously
inland flicker
Petey thanks for the de-stressing playlist earlier this week by the way. Been li...
Same
cobalt jolt
oh my god a fellow Tottenham fan
Haha nope liverpool fan here. I really need to change my pfp apparently liking son means I'm an auto Tottenham fan 😭
remote vessel
I AM SWEATING SO HARD
dawn prairie
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raven saffron
Chat please
grave token
<@687671286780133449> most important question, are you a swiftie. need confirmat...
i am famously not a swiftie but i do think my buddy's band's post-hardcore covers of tswift songs are fire
elder crow
Haha nope liverpool fan here. I really need to change my pfp apparently liking s...
wow
dire saffron
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elder crow
Well guess I'm the only one
inland flicker
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pale plaza
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royal badger
Y’all don’t spam it
pale plaza
My bad cuh
cobalt jolt
Mit thinks they're so quirky 12:16 pm on 12/16 nerd ass school smfh 🤓🤓🤓
royal badger
Or I will redirect it
elder crow
Guys it's fine. Whatever your decision is, It is What It is!
austere vapor
in CS i saw someone who'd applied to like 300 lol
raven saffron
Wait @grave token is it actually just a one after magna carta reference
for 12/16 12:16
kindred maple
At 3:14
median grotto
i am famously not a swiftie but i do think my buddy's band's post-hardcore cover...
ecbc or wcbc?
grave token
Great Recession was in 1920 lil bro you are NOT 120 years old 😭
this is painful
pale plaza
I don’t think so
pale plaza
It’s always the Saturday
kindred maple
Oh is it 2pi
cobalt jolt
Nerd ass school bro
solid comet
tau yes
grave token
there were 300 other applicants to the job i got
sand lance
St Petey is universal
If I get in I'll visit St Petey's basilica for sure with the pope
spiral tiger
there were 300 other applicants to the job i got
0.3% acceptance rate 😎
grave token
i outposted all of them
spiral tiger
i outposted all of them
what did you post
austere vapor
from the POV of an admissions officer what does an admissions cycle look like
pale plaza
Petey day in life series
austere vapor
Petey day in life series
fr
pale plaza
Dropping YouTube next year
spiral tiger
i'd like to shitpost as a job
fierce gust
man
grave token
no i went to umass
pale plaza
Look at his LinkedIn
austere vapor
thought u had a phd from CMS at MIT or something
sand lance
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raven saffron
CMS
steep flower
MIT is stress
raven saffron
Corleone Middle School
grave token
thought u had a phd from CMS at MIT or something
cms does not grant phds. i got my masters after i started working at MIT
austere vapor
ah ic
fierce gust
@grave token what have been the best and worst parts of being an AO?
pale plaza
Mr petey may I please get some confirmation that not having an interview doesn’t increase defer chances (for RA interview)
Chris Patterson
pale plaza
Doxxed
pale plaza
i heard thru the grapevines that petey was telling yall to touch grass
He just did yea
raven saffron
MIT interview mentioned 😍
austere vapor
@grave token do people ever mention a2c in their essays lmao
raven saffron
That would be so 😢
grave token
<@687671286780133449> what have been the best and worst parts of being an AO?
lots of best parts. the worst is i can't ever tell people what i do for work because they inevitably want to talk to me about their kid / cousin / friend / etc who is applying
pale plaza
Lil uzi vert
raven saffron
I talked about online friends in my essays but that was for academic purposes
raven saffron
lots of best parts. the worst is i can't ever tell people what i do for work bec...
No chance 😭
steep flower
lots of best parts. the worst is i can't ever tell people what i do for work bec...
very cool to have an AO among us ngl
spiral tiger
lots of best parts. the worst is i can't ever tell people what i do for work bec...
what are your honest opinions on a2c
austere vapor
very cool to have an AO among us ngl
among us?
grave token
<@687671286780133449> do people ever mention a2c in their essays lmao
not that i can recall. although one of the founders of a2c was a blogger
spiral tiger
if you're comfortable sharing here
raven saffron
My interviewer said MIT kids hate it when you use connections from MIT to get places
spare folio
tbh what he says is realistic i can see people begging petey to pull their kids in
raven saffron
Guess it applies to faculty too
pale plaza
Who pinged me
pale plaza
Yea
maiden tundra
he is petey
austere vapor
director of special projects in admissions
spare folio
he is the one and only petey
austere vapor
he has a profile in the mit admissions blog site
raven saffron
MIT interviewer was so 😍
cobalt jolt
How many got in petey
raven saffron
But bro his son
fierce gust
I’m honestly really scared lol
raven saffron
His son told me that he only accepted 2 ppl last year
austere vapor
How many got in petey
0 factorial
grave token
tbh what he says is realistic i can see people begging petey to pull their kids ...
i go to a small remote town in puerto rico every year after decisions are released for a surf vacation. last year i was out in the middle of the water alone and a family paddled out with an instructor and it turned out the kid was an applicant
raven saffron
IMO camper and IPhO camper 😭
fallen storm
wait is petey an mit ao
austere vapor
i go to a small remote town in puerto rico every year after decisions are releas...
top 10 things that where not a coincidence lmao
royal badger
wait is petey an mit ao
Yes
raven saffron
But 🔥 such a great dude such a great environment I dont even care
fallen storm
ah
spare folio
that kid tracked him down so hard wtf lmao
grave token
Which I thought was hella odd at first
yeah that's not allowed you or someone should email the EC team so we can tell the interviewer to not do that
pale plaza
Mr petey may I please get some confirmation that not having an interview doesn’t...
@grave token 🙏🙏
fallen storm
My interviewer was nice asf but it was online
He said for my general area most interviews are online
He also worked at Blackrock
raven saffron
yeah that's not allowed you or someone should email the EC team so we can tell t...
But he was so nice though 😭
Nah I think I alr emailed them ab it
grave token
<@687671286780133449> 🙏🙏
yeah we don't hold not being offered an intv against you
raven saffron
Idk
gusty siren
@grave token fav color??
raven saffron
Getting into a school just feels off
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pale plaza
Yea this my first college result
I got fucked with RSI
so i got used to mit reject 😭
remote vessel
yeah we don't hold not being offered an intv against you
but can not being offered an interview be a sign of rejection? (the only other kid in my school didn't get offered one and we were considering this idea)
dawn prairie
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pale plaza
but can not being offered an interview be a sign of rejection? (the only other k...
I think it’s based off of whenu submit
Ur app
royal badger
Y’all results are in like a half hour no use speculating over interview stuff
pale plaza
I submitted my shit 3 mins before it was due
remote vessel
same day submissions
vagrant matrix
I submitted my shit 3 mins before it was due
lmao
fallen storm
his ssp was Harvard Summer School's Secondary School Program mine was summer science program tho lol
vagrant matrix
did u get any interview?
magic meadow
my friend got in but i didnt
idt a mit affiliate or a mit on campus summer program decision is representative of a college admissions decision dw
pale plaza
Y’all results are in like a half hour no use speculating over interview stuff
Need cope for the defer
No obv not
fallen storm
idt a mit affiliate or a mit on campus summer program decision is representative...
oh i know theyre not lol
just getting used to rejections
elder crow
did u get any interview?
i got one
nailed it too so eh i still feel im gonna get deferred or rejected
fallen storm
some internship rejections
SSP
western illinois
and university of san francisco rejected me
sand lance
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raven saffron
SSP 🔥
fallen storm
no clue lol
fierce gust
i'll take a power nap
magic meadow
harvard summer program isn’t prestigious yeah
fallen storm
35 minutes is in a while, they should release it rn no warning fr
exotic briar
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fierce gust
for 30 min
steep flower
harvard summer program isn’t prestigious yeah
you have to pay to get in right?
grave token
but can not being offered an interview be a sign of rejection? (the only other k...
no
fallen storm
harvard summer program isn’t prestigious yeah
hes a harvard legacy too but he EDd dartmouth 😭
pale plaza
All paid programs suck dookie
austere vapor
SSP is good harvard precollege is just rich people
fallen storm
SSP is good harvard precollege is just rich people
theres harvard ssp and ssp
ssp is good
fallen storm
harvard ssp idfk
fierce gust
my crush went to harvard precollege so I cant hate on it
You can do anything you want
raven saffron
You can do anything you want
But rllyn no
pale plaza
Harvard need their $$$
elder crow
when did u submit?
Literally like um lemme see the EA deadline so October 31st night and I got the interview email literally the next day Nov 1st in the morning
fierce gust
harvard grade calculator: f(x)=4
raven saffron
Because 🥰
fierce gust
I want to ask petey so many questions but like
magic meadow
then again like even if you do/don’t attend a summer program prestigious or not it doesn’t mean any indication of getting into a school
pale plaza
Did yall see the bill Ackerman MIT shit
royal badger
Guys stop with the pre college flexing 😭 I’m gonna make you talk abt what you’re grateful for if you don’t stop
pale plaza
What’s that bout
vagrant matrix
Literally like um lemme see the EA deadline so October 31st night and I got the ...
dem bro
u international or domestic?
tulip halo
harvard grade calculator: f(x)=4
i've seen that meme
elder crow
dem bro
u international or domestic?
domestic
raven saffron
Holy CANOLI
fallen storm
i dont see anyone flexing it just discussing what it is
royal badger
Pre college programs
raven saffron
Wait do they send out the metal cyllinders before you get decision
pale plaza
Guys stop with the pre college flexing 😭 I’m gonna make you talk abt what you’r...
Feel bad for u ngl i promise we calm down when they come out
grave token
Guys stop with the pre college flexing 😭 I’m gonna make you talk abt what you’r...
i admire your moderation chloe
elder crow
dem bro
u international or domestic?
it might be the fastest interview I've ever got
steep flower
Feel bad for u ngl i promise we calm down when they come out
slowmode was on 10s when stanford decisions came out
raven saffron
Guys stop with the pre college flexing 😭 I’m gonna make you talk abt what you’r...
Before college I was actually a student in a high school so umm
remote vessel
Guys stop with the pre college flexing 😭 I’m gonna make you talk abt what you’r...
i am greatly for my mommy my daddy and my sister and my brother
raven saffron
#GetOnmyLevel
royal badger
i admire your moderation chloe
I’ve gone insane tbh 3 years is in 3 days bc I made the wonderful decision of launching the server on MIT EA 2020 day
steep flower
I’ve gone insane tbh 3 years is in 3 days bc I made the wonderful decision of la...
carly ftw
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austere vapor
the stress is hitting someone hit me over the head
fallen storm
Lowkey I wanna know whats in the cyllinder 😭
Watch a video on it
Ngl I couldnt run some some shit like this unless i was being paid like 50k a year for it
remote vessel
<:meltingsob:839958632452063263> the stress is hitting someone hit me over the h...
THE STRESS HAS BEEN HITTING ME
fallen storm
I couldnt sleep last night lol even though i came to terms w the bad outcomes
pale plaza
If u get fucked let ur sleep take care of it
austere vapor
I couldnt sleep last night lol even though i came to terms w the bad outcomes
same 😭
i woke up at like 5am and then 7 am and then 9 am omg
i need to go touch grass
royal badger
carly ftw
That’s not even counting the Reddit if I count the Reddit I hit 4 years in March
eternal jasper
i woke up at 7 and couldn't fall back asleep
vagrant matrix
it might be the fastest interview I've ever got
u domestic or international?
elder crow
THE STRESS HAS BEEN HITTING ME
the stress hit me before my winter concert then this night at 7 AM
elder crow
u domestic or international?
Domestic
inland flicker
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fallen storm
same 😭
i woke up at like 5am and then 7 am and then 9 am omg
yea i woke up at 2, 8, and then layed in bed till 10
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pale plaza
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vagrant matrix
i am international lol
raven saffron
30 minutes BRUH
near valve
I always have to wake up at 6am so it's been a decently long wait
low spear
MIT how do we feel 🙌
remote vessel
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elder crow
i am international lol
gl
raven saffron
I cant wake up after 7 no more
royal badger
It’s small but #🔁-transfer-students has some
austere vapor
MIT how do we feel 🙌
like im not geting in
raven saffron
idk why
remote vessel
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pale plaza
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remote vessel
I got it