Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) (2023-2024)

[modern lava]

UC Berkeley

Engineering/Business dual degree program

[proud current]

oh thanks

[modern lava]

Usually by engineering people mean EECS tho

Tfw I'm applying MET for Civil Engineering + Business Administration

[proud current]

cool, good luck

did you apply to mit with your expected major is Civil Engineering?

[modern lava]

Civil + Environmental yes

That's Course 1

[proud current]

nice

[modern lava]

I have no fucking idea how the hell I'm supposed to write about an essay about "Management, Entrepreneurship, and Technology" when I'm applying with the engineering major that's arguably the least entrepreneurial and technological tho

[proud current]

i am curious about your ecs
i applied to 1-12

[remote vessel]

Massachusetts Eenstitute of Technology

[modern lava]

1.) Hobby
2.) Hobby
3.) Hobby
4.) Hobby
5.) Hobby
6.) Hobby
7.) Hobby
8.) Hobby
9.) Club (No leadership role)
For my UC app at least

QB has five EC slots

[proud current]

wow so cool

[modern lava]

Though that's not far off from MIT's four

[proud current]

well, good luck

for UC apps

[modern flax]

bro is like me fr

i be writing stuf like "independent hobby: music"

[proud current]

that means you're getting into mit too?!

[modern flax]

[cyan kite]

I put esports as an ec

[proud current]

good luck to all americans and all oly winners

[cyan kite]

let's see if it works lmao

[remote vessel]

I'd say this is a really good move if MIT is secretly planning an esports team

[cyan kite]

Lmao

[proud current]

anyone who wants to go to mit to see the milk?

and sit in the ball pit

[cedar hornet]

like u just happen to be a high rank or like u have an esports gig

[proud current]

and jump on the trampoline

[remote vessel]

they lost it

[cyan kite]

I run a 15 man tf2 team via a league

[proud current]

what? when?

[remote vessel]

last year

[proud current]

how could they

lose something so

precious

[remote vessel]

valuable

[proud current]

yeah?

[acoustic folio]

that's so cool

[remote vessel]

I mentioned my nice smile on my application

ALSO I GOT MY INTERVIEWER'S NUMBER

[proud current]

https://mitadmissions.org/blogs/entry/guest-post-the-random-hall-milk-gone-but-not-forgotten/
Is there only one article about it?

[modern lava]

Bro's boutta become the kid with his Yale interviewer

[proud current]

it should be BREAKING NEWS

[modern lava]

[cyan kite]

LOL

Wtf is that emoji

[proud current]

did that guy really get into yale tho?

just curious

[remote vessel]

good question

[fallen storm]

same i have an aimlabs world record

[proud current]

wow

[stable kindle]

!mit

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[proud current]

!mit

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[stable kindle]

yo i didnt submit a portfolio cuz i didnt see the option to submit it 💀

is there no way to get in for me or something to that degree

[remote vessel]

just realized something about my application that might help

[remote vessel]

nah you just gotta hope you get accepted or deferred

[stable kindle]

prob neither 💀

but hopefully

only reason i have a slight chance is cuz i got a 1590 but all my ecs are just president founder director of clubs and two international research

like mid ecs for mit 😭

[remote vessel]

see I'm the opposite lmao

shit stats godlike ecs

[stable kindle]

daamn tuff

that's prob better tbh

[remote vessel]

I mean 1460 is in no way bad but like

for MIT it is

[stable kindle]

what was ur math?

[remote vessel]

760

[stable kindle]

they care mainly about math

[proud current]

you didn't retake it?

[remote vessel]

trust me I did

[stable kindle]

what are your ecs like

[remote vessel]

I SAW THAT SKULL

[proud current]

i have a bigger skull you might smh remember or maybe not 💀💀💀

im international so

[remote vessel]

made THE ai spongebob livestream that was popular back in june and july (250M views)
blood drive founder
app programmer (250k combined users)
lots of 3d printing stuff (business, club, hobby)

so like

kinda stacked?

[stable kindle]

yeah man that's insane

good luck bro

u deserve it but even if u get rejected ur locked for a t20

[remote vessel]

definitely am

my sat is the death of my application though

fr

[proud current]

wow that's very cool

stats prolly won't matter as much

[remote vessel]

hopefully they know what ai spongebob was though

it made me one of THE faces of ai

[stable kindle]

im curious how do u think they would verify that?

or would they not at all lol

[remote vessel]

I've sent in proof dw

[stable kindle]

nice

[proud current]

idk what that is tbh, i seem old
could i get a link please?

[remote vessel]

oh god from where do you want

YouTube highlights

dexerto article

Yahoo News article

what'll it be

[proud current]

just give me any

[cedar hornet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZGCiwM7fd0&ab_channel=PepegaPepe

is this u bro

[stable kindle]

yea that's probably not submitted to mit 💀

[cedar hornet]

yea bro

if this truly is you

[modern flax]

💀 i restrained myself from putting in on my ECs that I have 6k hours in dota2

[cedar hornet]

that is the first thing that pops up on yt when u put ai spongebob

💀

[modern flax]

it would just show I have no life

💀

[cedar hornet]

lmfao

im not putting my top 5k valorant leaderboard spot

[gilded swallow]

!mit

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[modern flax]

yeah lmao I got to #1000 in SEA highest bracket

but I dont dare to put that on the app

kekhands

[remote vessel]

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/ai-seinfeld-wrought-ai-spongebob-230034619.html

[proud current]

thanks!

[cedar hornet]

bro are you the ai sponge twitch channel

LMFAO

[remote vessel]

and youtube dude

[cedar hornet]

you have got to be trolling

[remote vessel]

don't forget youtube

[cedar hornet]

💀

how tf did you even do that bro

[remote vessel]

I am DEADASS

[cedar hornet]

how tf did you even do that

[modern flax]

💀 august 23rd the heat death of the universe

[remote vessel]

this shit blew the FUCK UP on tiktok it was so funny to watch

[modern flax]

bruh I loved that one so much

[remote vessel]

I am a niche internet microcelebrity

[cedar hornet]

yo just a word of advice, if you look up ai spongebob on youtube the first clip in the compilation that pops up goes "patrick i got stung on the dick by a jellyfish and i need you to suck the venom out"

[remote vessel]

no yeah i know

[cedar hornet]

get that shit taken down brother

[remote vessel]

I explained that it fed off user reactions in chat and worked from there

[modern flax]

how tf did a highschooler code the masterpiece that is the ai spongebob show

[cedar hornet]

yeah

[modern flax]

impressive af, should just get auto admitted

[cedar hornet]

how on earth did you code that

is the source code public?

[remote vessel]

I just think it's funny to keep that up since it shows the funny unhinged dark side of the show

[remote vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[cedar hornet]

an ao is gonna see it as mildly unprofessional

[cedar hornet]

why u gatekeeping bro

[remote vessel]

I can give you something actually

our now defunct admin panel

[cedar hornet]

lmfao 😭

[remote vessel]

https://jarmah.web.app/sponge

free access to anyone now

nobody has the link though

except this place lmao

[cedar hornet]

so r like

r those like dialogue prompts

u fed

the ai

[remote vessel]

those are the dialogues the ai made

this is the queue we used

[cedar hornet]

im curious as to how you kept it permanently generating

[remote vessel]

in order from top to bottom those would be sent out

[remote vessel]

automation using OF ANYTHING a discord bot

[cedar hornet]

was the ai purely for generating dialogue or was it for vidoe generation as well

[remote vessel]

video generation was completely random kinda

characters could move freely

(randomly)

in unity

[cedar hornet]

it looks like a 3d spongebob game that just has a LLM hooked up to characters

[remote vessel]

no yeah the unity project just has a script up to randomly move them around

the cars were on a respawn function

god i loved the cars

[cedar hornet]

oh was it just like a 3d render that had characters randomly shuffling around

[remote vessel]

the cars were my favorite part

[cedar hornet]

with an ai llm hooked up to an ai voice generator

hooked up to the characters

[remote vessel]

it was in a unity project running 24/7

[cedar hornet]

thats p cool tbh

[cedar hornet]

ohhhh

[remote vessel]

uberduck my beloved how i miss you

I can't believe they shut it down

[cedar hornet]

probably cuz

[remote vessel]

us

[cedar hornet]

they dont want spongebob saying allat

💀

[remote vessel]

yeah lol

I mean hey I indirectly damaged my younger sister's career with the stream

(she wants to do writing for shows)

people think ai sponge indirectly caused the writer's strike

and honestly I kinda agree

sadly

[cedar hornet]

lmfao

ngl they might see u as a brand risk

mit

that would be really funny if they did tbh.

[remote vessel]

yeah whatever we'll see what MIT thinks of it in 12 hours

[cedar hornet]

lmfao fr

i mean

unless ur him ur getting deferred

[remote vessel]

honestly agree

essays were bangers though

[proud current]

you guys are so cool

[maiden tundra]

my mit essays were kinda ass

thing u do for fun essay went hard tho

[remote vessel]

I wrote about buffalo wild wings for that one

[maiden tundra]

i talked about shit blowing up (virtually)

[hollow sedge]

i swear you somehow made squidward funnier

than in the actual show

[remote vessel]

correcto

[maiden tundra]

i mean if u get deferred ur basically ggs as well

[remote vessel]

in case you never realized putting a * at the end of a sentence makes him freak out

[maiden tundra]

thats why im going for early rejection pathway 💪

[cedar hornet]

im accepting

of deferred - > rejected

[remote vessel]

one of two things will happen to me

accepted

deferred -> waitlist

[maiden tundra]

what music will yall be listening to while opening decisions

[modern lava]

https://youtu.be/_B0CyOAO8y0?si=L3C6xQCO01TtQyNV&t=14

[modern flax]

It's over isn't it Steven universe

[maiden tundra]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4l62h4tiuUwn7eD6hxMlVQ?si=c162f0a465eb4723 (its a reference to how depressed i will be every day post decision)

[cyan kite]

I actually thought abt this
If I get in:
https://open.spotify.com/track/69Y7bqe3lsESYEqCqJ4eBH?si=Qr-s_Jk9QeGjI9cLFGerhw
If I don't:
https://open.spotify.com/track/2GlV9w8oHSQdiPPk9lxqlp?si=HCraxTfWT1CWsyelWmvjeA

[modern flax]

We all got the despair vibe songs

Yall got it right

[cedar hornet]

my plan

is to just sing some stupid ass song

while opening the decisions

[maiden tundra]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1aayZc3JciIs2GhZcSlCrw?si=b1ee6af1bc68425a banger acceptance track ???

[cedar hornet]

to cushion the blow of every rejection

[cyan kite]

LMFAO

[modern flax]

Cbat

[cyan kite]

This is actually so good

I may do that

[maiden tundra]

sing friday by rebecca black

[modern flax]

Ok I'm over the rejection alr, I've gone through all seven stages of grief just tonight

[cedar hornet]

rejection from where

[modern flax]

Mit

[cyan kite]

Literally me though

[cedar hornet]

brodie

[modern flax]

It's all good, zen mode

[cedar hornet]

decisions havent even dropped

[modern lava]

This is an actual vibe ngl

[modern flax]

Nah man I'm over it alr

[acoustic folio]

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[modern flax]

[maiden tundra]

a2c should have community rejection and acceptance playlists

[modern lava]

True tbh

[modern flax]

I hope this guy with the amogus pfp doesn't get in too, if anything

[modern lava]

Didn't MIT's bloggers just release a playlist tho

[maiden tundra]

yeah but its a de-stressing playlist

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/34w1NkAVcqH4pn9xpuuGDp?go=1&sp_cid=a1e6b7527c8cef8f34872ef3aaa79a32&utm_source=embed_player_p&utm_medium=desktop&nd=1&dlsi=4bbbc58babce472a

[cyan kite]

I feel like it'd be bad mojo

[modern flax]

Gonna make me more stressed out

[maiden tundra]

doesnt get in is crazy

[cedar hornet]

gods plan

💀

[maiden tundra]

imma listen to that one as well if i get accepted

[modern flax]

So

In the case that yall get accepted

Would you go out and buy an mit shirt

[cyan kite]

Literally buying a hoodie within the hour

[modern flax]

Or hoodie

[eternal jasper]

guys i'm back

[modern flax]

Yeah honestly their merch design is solid af

Ngl

[eternal jasper]

ngl the blogger de stress playlist kind of sucked

[cyan kite]

Did you guys see that post like

"I bought a hoodie at every college I visited for good luck"
"I toured like 20 colleges"

[eternal jasper]

bruh that's like 1200 dollars for hoodies alone

[maiden tundra]

gah dam

[cyan kite]

That's what I'm saying lmfao

[maiden tundra]

i have a berkeley hoodie but thats it

[cyan kite]

I have a university of minnesota tshirt but that's bc pseo

[modern lava]

Y'all have the ability to tour colleges

Ngl tho I should've toured UCLA it's only like, half an hour from me

[eternal jasper]

i have no college merch lmao

only the one that i commit to

[cyan kite]

If I get into MIT I'm prob getting 2 goodies tbh

Hoodies

The classic logo and the modern one

I need to stop talking abt what I'm gonna do i'mma jinx myself so hard lmao

[eternal jasper]

i want the hoodie but tbh i don't want people to see me wearing it 💀

[cyan kite]

I feel that tho

[maiden tundra]

will you form opps by wearing it

[eternal jasper]

no

no one from my school cares, so i know it's irrational

i bet half of the kids from my school don't know what mit is

[cyan kite]

Im the only kid from my school who got greater than 34 in a few years

[modern flax]

Anyone here toured WashU

[cyan kite]

So idk if I'll be seen as pretentious

[modern flax]

I got the chance to since I'm in Missouri and omg

[eternal jasper]

yeah that's my fear

[modern flax]

The campus is straight up majestic

[eternal jasper]

and the school valedictorian (who's going to a state school) bragged sooooo hard about his 36 and everyone hated him

[modern flax]

It really lives up to top#2 best campus and dorms tbh

Or whatever the number was

[cyan kite]

LITERALLY

[maiden tundra]

lmao im surrounded by smart people so ppl would probably be mad confused if i wore an mit hoodie

[cyan kite]

The kid from my hs who got a 34 last year everyone hated and he kept bragging abt it

[eternal jasper]

that's why you got to wear it

[cyan kite]

He wore a Harvard/Stanford hoodie like every day

Went to cmu for engineering

[eternal jasper]

i have a friend who wanted to go to an ivy so bad in tenth grade, and then he gave up last year and got Ds and Fs

academics became his opps

[cyan kite]

Ough fucking rip

[modern flax]

@cyan kite wahddya think is the strongest point in your app for mit

Outta curiosity

[maiden tundra]

me and 2 friends said we would be mit buddies in 8th gr but i think im the only one who applied to mit 💀 💀

[cyan kite]

Oh fucking god I have no clue

[eternal jasper]

and his girlfriend took all of his time away from him because he was a simp lmfao

[maiden tundra]

also what did yall talk about in interviews mainly

[cyan kite]

I wrote my personal essay on esports

[eternal jasper]

interestingly, not STEM

[cyan kite]

Idk if I have a super strong point tbh 😭

[modern flax]

I mean, if it's well written it's well written

[eternal jasper]

my interviewer was an anthropology major, so we talked a lot about random stuff around that

[cyan kite]

I've taken pseo/community college classes for the last 2 years ig that's it?

[modern flax]

Have some confidence

[modern flax]

Aye

[cyan kite]

Bc my school doesn't really have AP or honors 😭

Oh well

We'll see

🙃

[modern flax]

Ethnicity, Asia and family

Hardly much stem

Oh and philosophy

I loved my interviewee

[cyan kite]

Philo is rad

[modern flax]

Hoped he did too

[maiden tundra]

i did a lot of yapping about public transit

[modern lava]

Based

[modern flax]

Bro my school offers 0 ap or honors or anything

Depressing af, hope mit won't hold it against me too harf

[cyan kite]

I talked abt wanting to go to mit for the atmosphere and to push forward the field and etc
I prob could have found something more gripping but doesn't matter now

[eternal jasper]

we talked about instruments a lot

[cyan kite]

I feel that

[modern flax]

[tulip halo]

!mit

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[eternal jasper]

we both play cello but he talked about how he moved on to the bass and he made fun of violins alot

he also made fun of harvard

[modern flax]

Ooh

[cyan kite]

Lmao

[modern flax]

Wish I got to talk about music

[eternal jasper]

i have a weird instrument collection and we talked a lot about that

[modern flax]

Lol

Instrument collectors

[maiden tundra]

my interviewer was an eecs guy so we had some stem stuff in there

[modern flax]

Man, you remind me, I screwed up on this question so hard

[modern lava]

Nahhhhhhhhhhhh 💀
Don't focus on what you fucked up in your interview

Focus on the good parts tbh

[modern flax]

Could not be more generic, but I went and said honestly "bruh it's free college in my scenario and best renowned stem"

[modern lava]

'Cause ngl it probably went better overall than you think it is

[cyan kite]

I'mma head out

[maiden tundra]

i asked my interviewer about the mit food lmao

[cyan kite]

Da sooner I hit da bricks da sooner I get my decision :)

[modern flax]

Yeah I'm not worried tooooo much about interview, doesnt seem to have crazy impact on the app anyways

[modern flax]

Cya man

[proud current]

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[eternal jasper]

my interviewer said that interviews really have very small weight at all

[modern flax]

I'm trying to sleep late so I don't wake up and just sit waiting for the release

[modern lava]

Tbh MIT interviews are mostly there to just vibe

[modern flax]

Hoping to wake up a few hours after it

[modern lava]

They're always so fun

[eternal jasper]

he said that he's left specific notes like "pay special attention to this applicant" and they still get rejected

[cyan kite]

I'm setting my alarm for 11:15 AM lmao

[eternal jasper]

but yeah it was fun

[modern flax]

I agree

[cyan kite]

Laptop next to bed

Open to page

[eternal jasper]

SAME

[modern flax]

Hah

All right

Imma do some online shopping for fun

Sincere good luck to you all

🙏🙏

[eternal jasper]

you too

[maiden tundra]

new destressing playlist: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cz9oSnyIZMH/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

kkbutterfly27xx

skibidi toilet
#skibidi #eminem #meme

Likes

192954

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[eternal jasper]

banger

[modern lava]

Tfw MIT is gonna be essentially the only EA/ED coming out tomorrow

[tulip halo]

!mit

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[modern lava]

MIT moment

[eternal jasper]

mit is not like the other girls

[proud current]

yeah

[eternal jasper]

guys the mit channel better be packed

[proud current]

shes the out of our league one

[eternal jasper]

real

[proud current]

i really wanna go to mit

[eternal jasper]

me too

[proud current]

even tho ik i won't get in

like i am 100% sure

[eternal jasper]

nah we both getting in

[modern lava]

Nah tbh MIT is the one that feels cold and distant when they don't know you but become your best friend when they start opening up to you

[cedar hornet]

they wont

[cedar hornet]

yea

im applying for funzies

and to say at least i tried

[modern lava]

Gl y'all 🫡

[cedar hornet]

ill prolly end up at state school or a uc

[eternal jasper]

me when asked if think i'll get rejected

[cedar hornet]

oh hell naw its gojover

[proud current]

me too :/

[cedar hornet]

i dont want to regret not applying

so ill give it a shot

[modern lava]

UCs are based

[proud current]

me too :/

[cedar hornet]

my high school has a lot of acceptances to uci and ucd

both r great for comp sci

[eternal jasper]

tbh i think i'm more calm now than i have been all week

[modern lava]

UCI fucking hates my school 💀

We have a higher admit rate for Berkeley than UCI

[cedar hornet]

uci accepted 35 fucks from here last yr

[eternal jasper]

rip

[cedar hornet]

💀

we not even in cali too

random ass public school

[eternal jasper]

zamn

[modern lava]

OOS tuition

[cedar hornet]

parents should be able to pay

[eternal jasper]

i know one random kid from my school last year goes to UCR now

[cedar hornet]

keyword should

id go somewhere instate

if it was gonna bankrupt them

[cedar hornet]

🗿

[eternal jasper]

kids at my school very rarely go out of state

[cedar hornet]

75k a year

[modern lava]

Bro UC OOS is like 500k total in four years 💀

[cedar hornet]

for riverside

is tragic

[cedar hornet]

i am from a well off family

[eternal jasper]

i have no idea why he chose that lmao

[cedar hornet]

also 75k a year

is what

[normal pike]

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[cedar hornet]

not 500

[modern lava]

Well off is an understatement bruv

[proud current]

!mit

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[fierce gust]

hi nerds

[modern lava]

I said four years

[exotic briar]

https://tenor.com/view/going-crazy-going-insane-i-am-losing-my-mind-losing-it-crazy-gif-25758330

[cedar hornet]

yea 75 per year across 4 is what

like 300?

[modern lava]

Tho ngl tho my number is probs closer for international kids 💀

[tulip halo]

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[cedar hornet]

ohh yea

thank god im not intl

i might apply as an intl to canadian schools but those r just grade based anyways

[modern lava]

Honestly I don't know why you'd pay $75k a year for Riverside

[cedar hornet]

yea thats truly tragic ngl

[modern lava]

Out of all the places you could go to

[cedar hornet]

💀

[modern lava]

Even in Cali

Why

[eternal jasper]

i have so much respect for internationals

[modern lava]

We make fun of Riverside here in Cali

[eternal jasper]

he moved from california the year before, so idk if he got instate tuition or smth

[proud current]

atb guys

i have said it a million times

already

but still

[modern lava]

Fun fact, no

If they graduated from a Cali HS they might be exempt from OOS tuition but nope

They're screwed

[eternal jasper]

then i have literally no idea why he chose riverside lol

maybe he was rich, but i never knew

[modern lava]

I'd unironically go to UC Merced over Riverside 😭

[modern lava]

Same

Most of my class goes into the Cali public school system

UC, CSU, Cali CCs, etc.

Barely anyone ends up OOS or even at a private college

[eternal jasper]

that's just normal high schools lol

[modern lava]

Because frankly nearly all of the privates in Cali are just worse options than the UCs unless it's like Stanford, USC, or one of the LACs

[eternal jasper]

some kids here go to crazy high schools were like everyone goes out of state

[modern lava]

$$$$$$$

[eternal jasper]

jk that was an over exaggeration

but feeder schools are insane

[modern lava]

That one bro with four REA harvard kids at his school

[eternal jasper]

absolutely insane

[tulip halo]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
10 hours, 11 minutes and 21 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[eternal jasper]

that's more than my state

like for every school i'm applying to, i'm the first one from my school to ever apply.

[cedar hornet]

nah we send a kid or two to mit every year

[eternal jasper]

i wish i could say that's a benefit but i've heard it's not because it means aos arent familiar with your school

[modern lava]

Mine has a few in its history just cause it's so huge

[cedar hornet]

my problem is i can just rattle multiple kids in my grade

who have a higher chance lolz

so guys i have a chance its just hella low!!!

[modern lava]

Like, I know there were a few MIT kids in like 2017 and 2018

[cedar hornet]

our miter last year was a physics bowl god

[eternal jasper]

well you still got a year so you chillin

[cedar hornet]

👍

[modern lava]

Stanford last year too

[cedar hornet]

last year i think we had 2 stanfords

[modern lava]

Not sure about the rest if the ivies tho

[eternal jasper]

one kid from my school got into pomona last year, no one had heard of it

[modern lava]

People here don't care that much about the ivies

[eternal jasper]

not even me lmao

[modern lava]

Tbf Pomona is a based college

Claremont is so cute

[eternal jasper]

yeah he loves it there

[modern lava]

Tbh not my personal fit but I can see why he'd love it there

Now, Caltech

[eternal jasper]

i also know a kid at caltech by chance

he was my former coworker

and i don't think he sleeps at night

[cedar hornet]

anyways gl tomorrow

[eternal jasper]

thanks

i dont want to go to sleep now because when i wake up i will be more terrified than i ever have been in my life

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
10 hours, 4 minutes and 13 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[eternal jasper]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
9 hours, 54 minutes and 9 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[tulip halo]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
9 hours, 51 minutes and 41 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[acoustic folio]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
9 hours, 40 minutes and 6 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[eternal jasper]

bruhh

[royal badger]

Wait did you apply here

EA

[vagrant tide]

a jannitor threw it away

[eternal jasper]

yes

[royal badger]

Love the early prep then lmfao

[eternal jasper]

lmao i saw that as soon as you created it and i knew i needed to prepare myself

especially since mit defers a lot

[sharp pier]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
9 hours, 34 minutes and 23 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[rancid sparrow]

How do u know 9:16 exactly lmao

[eternal jasper]

because mit is releasing decisions at 12:16 eastern time

ok time to sleep

[pale plaza]

Don’t sleep

Stay tired so if u get rejected u can book it to bed

[sharp pier]

its 8 pm in my time

sleeping isn't an option

[pale plaza]

No sleep

It’s a Saturday cut

Cuh*

[sharp pier]

i have a final history exam on sunday lol

i studied nothing

[pale plaza]

Oh

[dire saffron]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
8 hours, 53 minutes and 31 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[raven saffron]

Who else cant sleep

[fallen storm]

me

[cyan kite]

me

[sharp pier]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
8 hours and 6 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[tulip halo]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
8 hours and 4 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[pale plaza]

8 hour

[fallen storm]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
7 hours, 38 minutes and 11 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[solid comet]

wdym?

not even the EA thing?

most internationals dont get interviews

yea MIT doesnt rlly send emails then

idk

but ive not heard alot of internationals getting them

but theyre not rlly a problem if u dont have them

the only bad part is if u reject one

they dont like ghost u if u email them right 💀

quick reply i reckon?

[dire saffron]

That’s one thing I love about MIT
They ALWAYS reply within a day or two

[solid comet]

my replies since ive sent my application have been within few hours/minutes if its during office hours

but yea theyre really quick

fair enough

that makes sense

i always send at like 12pm est

peak time

jus wait bro its like 7 hours now

its fine whattever happens has already been decided

[pale plaza]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
7 hours, 16 minutes and 47 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[sharp pier]

u know whats really bad

all my other (why us) essays suck

i really don't want to go anywhere else

[tulip halo]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
7 hours, 3 minutes and 21 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[tulip halo]

oh nice

7 * 3 = 21

[fallen storm]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
6 hours, 57 minutes and 4 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[tulip halo]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
6 hours, 46 minutes and 33 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[fierce gust]

theyll be out by like 12:11 or sumn

always releasing early to avoid server outage

[sharp pier]

but always choosing absurd timing

its funny

[pale plaza]

Y they gotta be so extra bruh just tell me if I got in or not

[exotic briar]

huh did this happen last year?

[fierce gust]

yeah

[sand lance]

Not ea but

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
6 hours, 37 minutes and 43 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[fierce gust]

last year 06:23 and 12:11

[exotic briar]

7-1=5 🤔

[acoustic folio]

what server is this in :o

[sharp pier]

when does petey show up

[royal badger]

This one

Lol

[royal badger]

Idk

[sharp pier]

there is aother one

[royal badger]

Oh he popped in like5 mins before last time

Lol

[royal badger]

Huh

Not those messages tho

They’re in here

I just checked

Well they’re in the MIT ‘22 one

But in a2c

[sharp pier]

yeah

[exotic briar]

On another note, I only got like 3 hours of very bad quality sleep 😭😭

[near hinge]

wait

is this the mit ao that people were talking ab

[royal badger]

Yes

[royal badger]

Conspiracy theory but I think the last two times he’s come on here are the times they released

Bc you said a few mins before

[fierce gust]

bro comes on here for diet sadism

[sharp pier]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
6 hours, 24 minutes and 38 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
6 hours, 12 minutes and 27 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[tulip halo]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
6 hours, 6 minutes and 51 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[solid comet]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
6 hours, 5 minutes and 34 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[solid comet]

aw missed 6 6 6

[north loom]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
5 hours, 58 minutes and 35 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[north loom]

Real I just knocked 4 hours of the wait

I might try go back to sleep

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
5 hours, 45 minutes and 42 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[proud current]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
5 hours, 43 minutes and 35 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[tulip halo]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
5 hours, 41 minutes and 55 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[exotic briar]

!mit
!mit!mit!mit!mit
!mit!mit!mit
!mit!mit!mit!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
5 hours, 41 minutes and 8 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[exotic briar]

Lose the game.

Xooks rbo

[fierce gust]

1434

why are mathtards here

bruv

[exotic briar]

Think about the game -> you lost the game

[exotic briar]

MIT is our only hope

[fierce gust]

it can be inflated to all oly people in general

😭

also MOP is an MIT pipeline lmao you should chill

[sly gazelle]

!mitea

[sharp pier]

!MIT

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
5 hours, 28 minutes and 16 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[pale plaza]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
5 hours, 24 minutes and 58 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[exotic briar]

😱
😱😱😱😱
😱😱😱
😱😱😱😱

[median grotto]

and this is EXACTLY why you won't get into MIT.

[tulip halo]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
5 hours, 17 minutes and 35 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[fierce gust]

xoink

[sharp pier]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
5 hours, 12 minutes and 17 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[tulip halo]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
5 hours, 9 minutes and 26 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[pale plaza]

hitting 5 hours

[exotic briar]

xooks

[exotic briar]

hey it’s just stress spamming 😎😎

[median grotto]

And those reacts are the SECOND reason why you won't get into MIT!

[exotic briar]

Also 3 hours of sleep may not help

[median grotto]

Fun fact: that combination of 5 letters is banned in OTIS discord.

[exotic briar]

i am aware of this
And people are coming up with ways to circumvent all the time

consider “xxooihnk rrbbfwxo” from tapir1729

[median grotto]

🤡

Imagine so unorz.

[exotic briar]

if this is true, why are dxl and quetzal at mit 🤔🤔🤔

[median grotto]

because they are the owners of the game, unlike you.

[exotic briar]

soba d

[median grotto]

you are an inferior, you are playing THEIR game.

and you are losing it ofc.

[exotic briar]

dxl is an owner, quetzal isn’t

he’s just a spammer infected by dxl

[median grotto]

ok but the thing is, you're an aops spammer infected by quetzal.

[exotic briar]

I’m actually fourth generation 💀
Dxl->quetzal (mop 22)->thanosaops (through ap statistics class) ->me (at mop)

[median grotto]

jkmmm3 = huashiliao?

[median grotto]

Unfortunately, MIT does not want fourth gens.

They want first gen students.

[exotic briar]

[median grotto]

hence why dxl got in.

And I'm a second gen student.

dxl->neopiliatic (OTIS)

[tulip halo]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
4 hours, 54 minutes and 40 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[tulip halo]

under 5 hours

[median grotto]

!m(oscow)i(nstitute)p(hysiscs)t(echnology).

[exotic briar]

soba d

[median grotto]

so good !

am I wrong? 😭.

[exotic briar]

I’m not in otis+not an aops spammer

[median grotto]

Unfortunately, that second one is a lie 😭.

[exotic briar]

I don’t even have 100 posts on aops total

[median grotto]

😮

how can you talk like an aops spammer?

[exotic briar]

MOP degens

[median grotto]

😭

[exotic briar]

especially the circus of blue group

[median grotto]

Imagine MOP 😭.

imagine being born in a country which sends students to MOP, honestly

imagine being born in a country which will have non-zero enrolled students at MIT in 2025.

[exotic briar]

:blobno:

[median grotto]

Spain sobad 😭.

[obtuse sentinel]

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:R>!

[exotic briar]

mhm

[median grotto]

Wrong!

[exotic briar]

☝️

[vocal dome]

🥶

[obtuse sentinel]

it's a auto-updating unix timestamp, discord displays it as rounded to the nearest major time demarcation

[vocal dome]

imagine being born in a country which will have non-zero enrolled students at MIT in 2025. 😭

[median grotto]

There was a way of making it be more precise tho.

[obtuse sentinel]

for instance, <t:1702729736:R>

[median grotto]

What country is that?

[fierce gust]

e1428 😔

[exotic briar]

At some point I considered moving down to green but that would’ve meant actually grinding 🤡 🤮🤮

[vocal dome]

My country, Bangladesh usually has 5-6 acceptances a year

but, it's even rarer in EA 😦

[median grotto]

WHAT?

Spain has 0.25 MIT acceptances A YEAR.

[vocal dome]

wbu?

[median grotto]

😭

[summer yacht]

4 hrs 45 mins left guys

[exotic briar]

hmm

t

[vocal dome]

sad 🙂 but do consider we're a country of 180M people 😦

[fierce gust]

huh

5-6 is unheard of in recent years

[vocal dome]

Ig I saw this stat in MIT website

[fierce gust]

that's across 4 years then

[median grotto]

Yeah then it's 1.25.

[exotic briar]

😵

[fierce gust]

a man and a leg

🙂

[median grotto]

By the way, will MIT try to have at least 1 enrolled student per big country?

[median grotto]

😂

[exotic briar]

International admissions ☠️☠️☠️

[vocal dome]

Oh wait

There's total 5 people in WHOLE undergrad!!!

[fierce gust]

to even get an intv from my country you need to have any oly medal

it's cruel

but it is what it is

[vocal dome]

Well that brings it down to 1.25 😦

[vocal dome]

Even with an international medal and 1550+ SAT score, I know plenty who got rejected... (and maybe I will be one of them soon 😦 )

[fierce gust]

yeah i mean

intl medal is just a pre-req at this point

[median grotto]

Do I satisfy that pre-req based on what you know abt me?

[vocal dome]

btw, where are u from?

[fierce gust]

India

[fierce gust]

Probably

[median grotto]

oh ok great. Then I'm calmer 😭.

[vocal dome]

Which oly did u participate in?

[exotic briar]

maffs (he does)

[median grotto]

Mediterranean Math Oly gold.

[fierce gust]

wait i thought it was the more pop MeMO

Middle European MO

[exotic briar]

MIMO?

[median grotto]

Spain is not Middle European?

[fierce gust]

yeah but people participate even if they're not in the region

like EG or AP

[median grotto]

yeah same with Mediterranean.

[exotic briar]

xor imagine gold in anything

[vocal dome]

Did you go to IMO?

[median grotto]

Nah, I bombed TST and was 8th 😭.

Also, in the Mediterranean those who went to IMO can participate.

just I was not so unlucky ig?

[exotic briar]

oh so it’s not like rmm?

[vocal dome]

Lucky for me, after bombing in PhO TST, I got a second chance in OAA TST 🙂

[median grotto]

Nah, it's more like APMO but for my coast.

[exotic briar]

orz
Me with only USAMO Silver -> tstst epik fail

[fierce gust]

xor

xor gate ☠️

[vocal dome]

with what?

[exotic briar]

orz -> or -> xor

[vocal dome]

only not gate is real: not MIT = Harvard 😭

[fierce gust]

ivy sucks

bad

ivy bad

[exotic briar]

fr

[vocal dome]

LAC?

[exotic briar]

sus rbo

[fierce gust]

what's rbo

[median grotto]

bro.

[fierce gust]

no way

[exotic briar]

oronsh is coining degen on an unprecedented scale 💀

[vocal dome]

Today is our country's victory day btw

[exotic briar]

Literal embodiment of an aops spammer

[vocal dome]

waiting for the defeat (deferral) on the victory day 💀

[sharp pier]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
4 hours, 26 minutes and 34 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[exotic briar]

uhhhh seeing 4 and 34 caused me to lose the game

☠️

[fierce gust]

bruh

[exotic briar]

https://tenor.com/view/going-crazy-going-insane-i-am-losing-my-mind-losing-it-crazy-gif-25758330

[median grotto]

at least you are not an intl 😭.

[exotic briar]

🫂

[median grotto]

I'm not even gonna bother reading my decision.

[vocal dome]

https://ivyhub-simulators.andressevilla.com//mit/login.html

[fierce gust]

MOP > MIT 90% rate

[exotic briar]

🙏

[fierce gust]

i acc read it on someone's blog not making it up

[exotic briar]

v’s blog?

[fierce gust]

prolly

[exotic briar]

Goes wo saying that v is literally an auto admit 🙇

[fierce gust]

you should do !mit when it's 1 hr 43 min 4 seconds

[exotic briar]

mhm

hopefully I don’t miss it tho 😭

[median grotto]

okay actually maybe MIT is not worth it.

😭

tho I'm probs coping.

[exotic briar]

🫂

[sharp pier]

there should be a delulu channel

either overconfidence or deglorifying (is that the right word) colleges

[exotic briar]

it is possible to do this here right

[vocal dome]

'after' getting the deferral/rejection

[sharp pier]

yeah but what if i share my overconfidence then get rejected then someone replies to it after

i'll die

or what if someone gets in and it feels like we are devaluing their achievement

or just delulu daydreaming

[exotic briar]

well the other ivy megathreads are still alive right

[sharp pier]

what if next year your biggest worry is how cold boston is

[acoustic folio]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
4 hours, 12 minutes and 3 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[proud current]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
4 hours, 5 minutes and 2 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[dire saffron]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
4 hours, 3 minutes and 59 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[exotic briar]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
4 hours, 3 minutes and 20 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[sinful sky]

My stomach hurts

[tulip halo]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
3 hours, 58 minutes and 3 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[exotic briar]

i am running on fumes rn as well 😭

[fierce gust]

how's the mop chat looking like rn

[round cave]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
3 hours, 44 minutes and 56 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[round cave]

hi alperen

[sharp pier]

+1

[elder crow]

AH 3 HOURS AND 40 MINUTES

how's everyone mental stress

[tulip halo]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
3 hours, 37 minutes and 40 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[tulip halo]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
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ApplyingToCollege

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
3 hours, 14 minutes and 2 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
3 hours, 13 minutes and 18 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
3 hours, 8 minutes and 58 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[acoustic folio]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
3 hours, 4 minutes and 15 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[acoustic folio]

let's do something

did u do the wordle?

let's do it together i'll go first

https://prnt.sc/tkt9tuT2-5-f

someone else guess

[north loom]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
2 hours, 59 minutes and 31 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[vivid fern]

query

[acoustic folio]

how did that only hit one

https://prnt.sc/ezHq0VzKgi49

i made a dumb guess oops

https://prnt.sc/CRsKEoKfQN-W

your turn

[vivid fern]

flops

[acoustic folio]

pog

https://prnt.sc/IIg5GRKQpQwa

im gonna guess glove

almost

https://prnt.sc/A8wBaqxWoCev

i'll let you make the big decision

[dire saffron]

Try Globe

[deep aurora]

anyone writing cf now?

[acoustic folio]

yeah i was thinking of that let's see

[acoustic folio]

thinking of it

[dawn prairie]

anyone wrote EMC?

european math cup

[acoustic folio]

pog https://prnt.sc/ZBY6k7a0Z7MW

[deep aurora]

same

[acoustic folio]

ggs!

:))

[acoustic folio]

Tbh im kinda exhausted mentally so idk

Id rather play a game

What vudeo games do u guys play

[fallen storm]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
2 hours, 40 minutes and 53 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
2 hours, 37 minutes and 32 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[sharp pier]

!MIT

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
2 hours, 33 minutes and 27 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
2 hours, 32 minutes and 44 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[spare folio]

Dropping by to wish you all the huge luck 🍀

[inland flicker]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
2 hours, 18 minutes and 55 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[remote vessel]

I PROMISE you the way to always win wordle in 4 is to do TASER DOING LUCKY in that order

I'm on a 100 steak of 4 or less

[acoustic folio]

WHAT

how theheck

[remote vessel]

you knock out 15 letters and all vowels

[acoustic folio]

and then always get it in 1?

[remote vessel]

yep

[acoustic folio]

Orz

im gonna try tomorrow

[remote vessel]

my beautiful creation with a 100% yield rate

[acoustic folio]

haha

i usually did cloud think payer

but missing the s was probably bad

[remote vessel]

see taser doing lucky knocks out rstlne too

[exotic briar]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
2 hours, 10 minutes and 11 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[grave token]

gm

[acoustic folio]

yeah its betterrr

omg petey

[pale plaza]

Petey did I get in 🥺

[solid comet]

omg petey

[pale plaza]

GM

[acoustic folio]

I applied sideways!!! thanks for the blog:)

[exotic briar]

whoa the man the myth the legend is here

[pale plaza]

Yeah fr ur blogs lowk goated as hell

[vivid fern]

nice to meet u 2

[pale plaza]

Usaco msgs too were raw

[solid comet]

have the decisions been uploaded 👀

[pale plaza]

2 hour

And 6 minute

[grave token]

it should be a condemnation of my character that i, a 37 year old man, can parse this idiomatically

but thank you

[solid comet]

LMAO

[pale plaza]

Amen 🙏

[grave token]

in process

[vivid fern]

have you ever read infinite jest

[grave token]

(as in: you can't see them yet, but we are uploading them into the slate release bins)

[eternal jasper]

OMG PETEY

[grave token]

is this a troll

[vivid fern]

no

[solid pawn]

wait the APPLIED SIDEWAYS GUY?

[pale plaza]

I thought they get uploaded days before

[spare folio]

Awat

💀

[pale plaza]

Apply diagonal ngl

[spare folio]

Apply upside down

[pale plaza]

Still be a sweat but learn from it

[solid comet]

nah MIT does like the 2 seconds bfr the release

[spare folio]

Makes it easier to read

[solid pawn]

I lowkey applied Inside Out.

[pale plaza]

And do it partially for mit

[eternal jasper]

i applied upside down and inside out fr

[pale plaza]

I applied with a yaw and pitch

[spare folio]

Real

[grave token]

i lead an infinite jest reading group at MIT every few years; here is my syllabus from the last time i did. i've read it maybe half a dozen times? https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NNL33ga6ed_jfAqB93FA1nLk4Pxo4aifl_f1xHlathI/edit?usp=drive_web&ouid=108616847108562505842

[elder vine]

Applied in a circle 💪

[vivid fern]

real???

i need to apply

[grave token]

we didn't finish making decisions until late last night

[eternal jasper]

petey i'm curios how many applications did you specifically read

[pale plaza]

Oh wow

[spare folio]

I love david wallace “this is water” speech

[fierce gust]

petel in the chat

petey*

and i mispelled

wow

[pale plaza]

Petel W

[elder vine]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT EA Date

MIT EA decisions come out <t:1702746960:F> in your local time
2 hours, 3 minutes and 27 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[solid comet]

were there any last moment reject to accept 👀

[spare folio]

Twoooo hours

[solid pawn]

Probably me.

[solid comet]

or vice versa

[grave token]

it's not really countable because there's different kinds of "reading" -- like, "first read to see if this person goes to cmte, second read for cmte, reading in multiple different kinds of cmte" etc

[pale plaza]

Lmao imaging getting in but they change their mind the day before

Ultimate tuff ngl

[eternal jasper]

ah i see

[pale plaza]

Petey is mit gym nice

[grave token]

we are admitting just under 666 people and i advocated we added a few more people to get there just for the bit

[acoustic folio]

petey did u enjoy reading about the people in here?

[grave token]

i was overruled

[eternal jasper]

imagien if they told you that like "we regret to inform you that you were cut from the class of 2028 on december 15"

[solid comet]

omg 666?

welp

[solid pawn]

So a couple of us could be the difference between the admit number and 666!!

[eternal jasper]

just for the bit lmao

[pale plaza]

Mit gonna be canceled on twitter tmr Petey

[solid pawn]

We are what blocks the devil.

[fierce gust]

https://tenor.com/view/itsover-wojack-gif-4367840179675491690