Harvard University (2023-2024)

[cyan smelt]

loveee foster wallace everything and more was good

ngl i forgot what i put down lemme grab it

[ashen carbon]

it’s a super fucking controversial book i thought it was a good idea to put it down

i mean kind of same reason i put down thinking fast and slow despite being raised on hard science purism and the entire replication crisis thing

[cyan smelt]

argh i dont have

pic perms

[ashen carbon]

dm?

[cyan smelt]

rightt that makes a lot of sense and ngl a v smart move

[cyan smelt]

yah sure !

[ashen carbon]

and also actually why i had both planet money and odd lots on my list LMFAO

[fossil willow]

im actually so nervous for tmrw 💀

[sacred orchid]

why 😭

[fossil willow]

because i really want coby and dalia to get in

i will be so sad if they dont

[zinc helm]

im gonna wake up tmr with my heart at 200 bpm

[ashen carbon]

honestly me too

i’m hoping for them

[uncut canyon]

i love you kace but don’t get your hopes up

[uncut canyon]

ily bro

[ashen carbon]

you got this

i’ve given up on harvard i think

[uncut canyon]

me too i’m mentally committed to uoft

[ashen carbon]

my school forgot to send the school profile

[uncut canyon]

oh my-

[ashen carbon]

or really i forgot to give them my reference number

but it’s ok

i applied to engsci i was already fucked

[uncut canyon]

well the girl from my school who also applied to harvard is partially iranian royalty

so im fucked

[ashen carbon]

oh damn mine too wtf

the boy from my school

[uncut canyon]

thing is

SHE FGOT WAITLISTED AT CALTECH

AND SHE HAS A 2.6

WHOCH LIKE WHAT???

her essays are probably insane

im so done

[ashen carbon]

wonder if they just did it as a z-list cover their ass kinda thing

that’s what i’m kind of thinking is happening with me and waitlists

[uncut canyon]

wdym

[ashen carbon]

like “oh we waitlisted you bc you were almost good enough”

but it’s a little fake

sorry ig that’s a really fucked up take

but i have not been kind to myself speculating abt these waitlists

[uncut canyon]

nah bro i felt like i rlly wasnt good enough when i got rejected from jhu early

but you have to remind yourself there is just no way to know if that’s the case

maybe it was my need maybe they didn’t want to admit someone who would go into the med field since they had too many of those

it’s not always you didn’t try hard enough

[vague hemlock]

that is such a cool class though

[left sky]

not the kumon...

[untold zenith]

this logo activates my fight or flight

[sterile onyx]

kumon

[uncut canyon]

fr me and my sister would have to distract our mom every time kumon was brought up so she wouldn’t send us

thank god we became a lil too broke for that

[sterile onyx]

people be flexing their bags 💀

especially level J and above I think

[zinc helm]

had ixl

thinking of sending my little brothers to kumon

its for their own good

[sterile onyx]

ixl was haunting as well

people be farming those medals

[zinc helm]

lmao

[meager brook]

As someone who quit kumon after two lessons but has multiple friends who finished it early, I can confirm it is useless

[hollow rose]

What time is Harvard

[sterile onyx]

I believe around 7 tomorrow

should come out with other ivies

[zinc helm]

I have the urge to skip time and go to sleep

[ashen carbon]

me too

[finite lodge]

i burned out at Level L 💀

[sterile onyx]

💀

[tacit rover]

Dangg insane hack

[undone briar]

i’m back

[uncut canyon]

ur profile gives me life

sza is so breathtaking

[undone briar]

thank you 😍😍

[uncut canyon]

she’s like the kind of pretty that’s so hard to achieve you gotta just have

[undone briar]

RIGHT

[ashen carbon]

bro

kill me

i just need 1 i just need 1 i just need 1 i just need 1 i just need 1

[zinc helm]

WE CAN DO IT

[ashen carbon]

@undone briar OMG CONGRATS ON VANDY

YOU ATE

[spice owl]

it's gotta be over

I'm just gonna commit to RIT

[wicked kettle]

imma be real with. you

my app was an $80 donation

[sterile onyx]

so twenty fo howas left

[torpid hedge]

!harvard

[honest finch]

im gonna wear a maroon shirt tomorrow

[fleet rampart]

*crimson

[honest finch]

i meant like

the color maroon

i could also wear my uchicago maroon shirt

[fleet rampart]

?

Why not the color crimson?

[honest finch]

wait

i didnt know crimson was a color

LMAO

😭 😭

[fleet rampart]

LMAO

[honest finch]

my dumbass aint getting into harvard

[fleet rampart]

[ashen carbon]

💀💀💀

i wore a uchicago maroons shirt on uchicago lac day

[fleet rampart]

Nah trust. Just gotta get that harvard merch quickly

[ashen carbon]

and they wld me

[honest finch]

ill just diy one rq 😆

[honest finch]

i wore a green shirt for uchi rd release date

aka my PJs

got waitlisted

shouldve worn my actual uchi merch smh

[zinc helm]

wearing a red shirt. that should be enough

[honest finch]

🙏

[tiny forge]

we bleeding crimson red tomorrow

[meager brook]

It’s Harvover

[fossil willow]

i opened my decision with a harvard flag in my lap

[meager brook]

You heard it here first folks

The method is a Harvard flag

[toxic oar]

i hate this school they better let me in tmrw

🙂

[torpid hedge]

do we know what time it comes out?

[scarlet iron]

Yes we do

!ivyday

[wicked kettle]

7pm est

[fossil willow]

get a harvard flag speed delivered overnight 🙏🏽

[meager brook]

Amazon prime one day shipping

[ashen carbon]

y’all i have hit enlightenment at 3 am

[honest finch]

i should do the same honestly

[fossil willow]

im kinda sad i have no more decisions

i miss that anticipation 😭 now im just waiting for august to come

[honest finch]

ur committed to harvard right ? 🤩

[zinc helm]

Tommorow at this time I will already know if I got into Harvard or not

[noble yoke]

20 ish hours

[muted elm]

tomorrow at this time Harvard '28 will be in my ig bio

[zinc helm]

💪

[cerulean flax]

same

[fossil willow]

ye

[honest finch]

woww look at you 😤

[undone briar]

THANK YOU

[fossil willow]

r u gonna leave again tonight

[undone briar]

maybe idk

[ashen carbon]

was there a reason last time

[undone briar]

trying to not think about it

i worked a double today so that kinda helped 😭

[ashen carbon]

valid

oh

was that fulfilling, exhausting, or both

[undone briar]

just exhausting

but i didn’t think abt decisions too much

[ashen carbon]

i’m sorry but that’s good

i think yeah i need to unfuck my decision-clogged brain

what will happen will happen

and uci has a beautiful campus

[pallid rivet]

Drown the pain in a chic fila cookies and cream shake

[undone briar]

i’m home now

we want harvard tomorrow!!

IN JESUS NAME 🙏🏾🙏🏾

[pallid rivet]

Kirk Franklin manifesting

[cerulean flax]

Haverd

[analog horizon]

Hahvahd

The G in Harvard stands for good-looking

[rancid mural]

the g in sylvia stands for goodlooking

[tall moat]

The 200 word count was not enough for each essay

[wicked kettle]

The "i" in "harvard" stands for interview

[zinc helm]

its officially march 28 est

lock in

[honest finch]

oh my god

server icon change

AAHH

is anyone using the ivy wheel spinner

[sacred orchid]

I am LMFAOOO

is it an official website or do ppl make it on their own

[honest finch]

https://spinthewheel.app/colleges

[ancient holly]

Yes

It’s a must

[honest finch]

i just searched one up randomly LMAO

[glossy river]

harvard 🫶

[honest finch]

omg it's the lord of rice

[glossy river]

bro can i eat ur profile picture

what is it

[steep pebble]

might be the only person ever in this situation

[honest finch]

to this day i STILL think about this chicken 😭

some chicken thing from the cheesecake fcatory

[glossy river]

IT LOOKS SO GOOD

[steep pebble]

I kind of have a building at harvard but my parents wouldn't let me apply

[tall moat]

😟

[glossy river]

what did it taste like dont leave me on a cliffhanger

[honest finch]

full pic 😋

wait

i need to find it

[steep pebble]

better that than charged lemonade...

[rancid mural]

can i have it

[steep pebble]

yeah I gotchu

[rancid mural]

w

[steep pebble]

I will get it renamed to the dusk building immediately

[spice owl]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OH MY GOD

[glossy river]

well fuck me

[steep pebble]

I didn't know cheesecake factory food was so insane

[glossy river]

i cant'

IM SO HUNGR RN

[spice owl]

I JUST REALIZED A REALLY BAD TYPO OF NUMBERS BETWEEN MY ACTIVITIES SECTION AND COMMONAPP ESSAY

[steep pebble]

I figured if their menu is 800 pages no way they can put a lot of effort into any one dish

[glossy river]

SA<ME

[spice owl]

HOLY SHIT EVERYTHING IS DONE FOR

[glossy river]

key is to never look back.

[zinc helm]

is it too late to donate 4.5 mil?

[honest finch]

gourmet version of panda express beijing beef. the chicken was so FREAKING juicy and had thr perfect amoutn of crunch + perfectly savory and sweet and umami with a bit of acidity from the lime. absolute perfection.

[steep pebble]

is 4.5 even enough these days

[spice owl]

A STATISTICAL NUMBER IS OFF BY TEN MILLION.

[honest finch]

heheh i love charged lemonades too much

[steep pebble]

what

[honest finch]

nah

[glossy river]

holy ducking shit what

[steep pebble]

I can't lie that sounds like it's on you

[honest finch]

theyll be like oops we accidentally sent u a rejection letter

[spice owl]

I MUSINPUTTED ONE NUMBER

[steep pebble]

by 10 million?

[glossy saddle]

probability of deferral to acceptance?

[spice owl]

I PRESSED 5 INSTEAD OF 4

40 MILLION BECAME 50 MILLION

[glossy river]

thats it im getting cheescake factory takeout tmr

[steep pebble]

oh I thought you meant you typed 10000000 instead of 1000 for example

[honest finch]

i would too if i had one near me 😭 AAAA

[honest finch]

okay wait

[spice owl]

I LOOK LIKE A FRAUD

[honest finch]

that's def not AS bad

[glossy river]

bro ive had one thats 2 miles away for years and IVE NEVR BEEN

[honest finch]

they might understand it as a typo

[steep pebble]

if they want to admit you they will overlook it

[glossy river]

except for once when i got their cheescajes LOL

[honest finch]

never??? please go tomorrow bc all their menu items will never miss

[spice owl]

seems to be the case for only RIT

[honest finch]

which flavorr

[spice owl]

CLEARLY they overlooked it because I got a half ride for cs

[steep pebble]

just donate 50 million instead of 40 million tonight

[spice owl]

I CAN'T GET TEN MILLION YOUTUBE VIEWS IN ONE NIGHT

[glossy river]

some oreo one i think p basic

[spice owl]

ON A LIVESTREAM TOO

[near obsidian]

chat i got waitlisted from cal poly slo am i cooked for ivy’s 🥰

[steep pebble]

they can't tell how many views you have

[honest finch]

i heard that one is incredible

[glossy river]

WAH ELSE SHLD I GET FOM CHEESCAJE FACTORY

[steep pebble]

cheesecake

[spice owl]

whatever fuck it we ball

[honest finch]

if u actually ened up getting my pfp it was the spicy cashew chicken

[glossy river]

twas was'

[spice owl]

lemon meringue cheesecakes

[honest finch]

jambalaya pasta 🔥

[glossy river]

AYY BET THOSE AL SOUNDS FIRE

[spice owl]

JAMBA???? TYLER THE CREATOR?????

[honest finch]

[glossy river]

ims earch it up rn and salivate while looking at the pics

shit

[spice owl]

fuck it we ball ai spongebob is getting me into harvard

fuck it we ball

fuck it we ball it got me nowhere else

[honest finch]

thai salad (1) thai curry (2)

[honest finch]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-gif-7334446791779913232

[glossy river]

AIGJT IM GETTING LEMON MERINGUE CHEECAKE< JAMABLAYSNPASTA AND SPCUYC CHASEW CHICLKEN TMR

ima eat it when pening deciisons

[honest finch]

HAHAHA YESSSS

[spice owl]

pening

[honest finch]

im gonna go full on american tmrw

chicken and honey chipotle waffles with oreo milkshake after decisions

[glossy river]

STAHPPP

where u getting then frm thats ouds si gud

bro i cant all ur food sounds so bomb deadass

[honest finch]

chilis for the meal and then prob sonic for the milkshake hehe

i just spent 30 min looking at menus what am i doing

[glossy river]

HELP

[honest finch]

i can proudly say im a pro foodie 😈

[glossy river]

bro im also a foodie but i nver eat american food LMFAO

like i get asian food mainly

[honest finch]

okay tbh american food only hits when i crave it

[glossy river]

or middle weastern

[honest finch]

(the better food)

[glossy river]

{ERIODD

[honest finch]

like im not even joking i think burgers are overrated

[glossy river]

same.

[wicked kettle]

soon we'll all be like this (hopefully)

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-virgil-master-card-gif-3557857

[honest finch]

i might start a war by saying that but there are better meat options :D

[glossy river]

i feel like american food in general but u make it sound good so ima try

be my friend pls

[honest finch]

💪

[glossy river]

wait how do i friend someone

[wicked kettle]

"I'm sweating more than a non-legacy applying to Yale! [Laughter]"

[glossy river]

on

[honest finch]

LMAO GLADYYY 🫶

[glossy river]

laptop

wait no desktop

[honest finch]

i sent a req!

[glossy river]

bro im so bad at using discord

YAY :D

[honest finch]

😆

[rain tundra]

Isn’t that incorrect 😭

Wait lol

😭

Sorry I thought this was a new message

[meager brook]

Since when did Cheesecake Factory not scam you

[small hare]

Ivy day 🫡

[orchid mason]

!ivyday

[frigid gate]

Ivy Day Decision Date

Ivy Day decisions come out <t:1711666800:F> in your local time
17 hours, 53 minutes and 38 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[orchid mason]

the day of reckoning is upon us

[small hare]

Indeed

Gonna have 0 expectations

But also, I love Harvard ❤️

Please let me in

[undone briar]

i can’t sleep sir

[orchid mason]

Tbh I wanna sleep and wake up at like 3 PM just so I can timeskip to ivy day lmao

[spice owl]

so I guess my friend was right about 0 interviews = bad

lmao

[fossil willow]

RAHHHHHHH

man

now that ik my estimated commitment time for my classes

im even more scared

and excited

[toxic oar]

let me in harvard rn

[vapid birch]

fr

[undone briar]

kace

[undone briar]

i have to go to court

at 8:30

but i can’t sleep

[fossil willow]

omg wait help one of the profs i wanna take a class with is nonbinary

do i just call them Professor

or Dr

or what

[undone briar]

idk

i’m sure they would let you know

[orchid mason]

Professor would be appropriate most likely

[undone briar]

but both of those are neutral

[fossil willow]

omg wait ok

it says on there to say doctor

very cool

[undone briar]

rawr

[orchid mason]

Ok then there's the answer

[undone briar]

😞😞

[orchid mason]

Rawrvard University

:3

[undone briar]

idek what to do now

[fossil willow]

how long is a 2500 word paper 💀

is that typical

im looking at last years syllabus for the trans history class

and the final is 2500 words

[hidden bloom]

Hi everyone

[fossil willow]

the only downside to that class is that its at 9:45 am

but its just thursdays

so i think thats fine

[hidden bloom]

Love how kace to ignored me

[fossil willow]

u said hi to everyone not to me specifically

[hidden bloom]

Everyone includes you

Genius

How is this guy going to harvard

[fossil willow]

im busy tryna decide if i wanna do 5 classes first sem 💀

[hidden bloom]

Take 4

I’m taking 4

[fossil willow]

but this class is only available in fall

[hidden bloom]

Why are you deciding so early, bro is actually a nerd

😭🙏

[fossil willow]

I HAVE MY 4 YEAT PLAN DONE

[undone briar]

kace calm down

[hidden bloom]

WTFFF?? This early

[hidden bloom]

Fr you tell him

He has anger issues whenever he talks to me

[fossil willow]

this what i wanna do

trans history would be so fun

and its just an extra 4 hours

[hidden bloom]

Take the Taylor swift class

[hidden bloom]

A week?

[fossil willow]

yes

and a lot of my first sem content isnt gonna be new to me

so it will be easier than if i'd never seen it

i will have alrdy had psych 1 and calc 1

just not transferrable

[undone briar]

🙄🎉🎉✊🏾😛🙃🫡😞💔😄💀😍😞💔😭😭😭✊🏾✊🏾🏂🤓🧢🐐🎉🎉🥲🥲🏂🎉🎉🐐😀

[fossil willow]

i think if i make that case to the dean they will approve the lit class cus come on bro

I NEEEEEED the class

[hidden bloom]

Hmm, where did u find your course catalog

[fossil willow]

on my.harvard

they posted fall 24 classes a couple days ago

[hidden bloom]

You alr have access to your acc?

[fossil willow]

yes

[hidden bloom]

They won’t give me my email til June

[fossil willow]

us either

[hidden bloom]

??? Yea for undergrad. Stanford hopeful for masters. Stop bullying me plz

[lyric jolt]

its jover for me, if i get in to any of my 9 schools tmr i'll commited instantly

[fossil willow]

we dont have the email set up but we have access to student portal

[hidden bloom]

Wthh

[fossil willow]

maybe wait on finaid 💀

[hidden bloom]

Dawg I’m a senior

💀

Bertha is losing her mind

[stable pecan]

I don’t want to put that Donald trump GIF cuz it’s jinxed me

[stable pecan]

U said Stanford hopeful for masters

And out Stanford ‘30

Meanie

[lyric jolt]

my fafsa came back and i got a good index so it should be good

[hidden bloom]

Let me help you do the math. Bachelors = 4 years, masters = 2 years

[stable pecan]

My god

[hidden bloom]

!rule 1 AND you’re the stupid one

[frigid gate]

#📜-rules

​Rule 1: Be Nice

​Please respect all members of the community. Disruptive, aggressive, disrespectful, creepy, or otherwise obnoxious behavior is prohibited. Hate speech and slurs within the community, whether via server messages or profiles, are absolutely not tolerated.

[hidden bloom]

Bro

You called me an idiot you can’t switch it to meanie

[stable pecan]

Ew . I’m starting to see what stupid pton saw in you 🤮

[hidden bloom]

Now I sound mean

[fossil willow]

august COULD NOT COME FASTERRRR

[stable pecan]

You are

Mean

[hidden bloom]

No

[hidden bloom]

💀

[undone briar]

can you wait until 6:30?

[fossil willow]

no

[hidden bloom]

Mad cause I’m right 😒😒😒

[fossil willow]

coby u should plan ur classes w me tmrw

[undone briar]

stop it

[stable pecan]

🤖🤖

[fossil willow]

planning is so fun

[stable pecan]

God I love the bot emojis

[undone briar]

i’m starting with planning on an acceptance

then we can plan the rest later

[hidden bloom]

Yea cause you love bullying me :(

[fossil willow]

☹️

[hidden bloom]

Mod bullying an innocent young and petite a2c member again

Someone please stop them

[nocturne prawn]

Less than a day

[fossil willow]

the hell is that description

[undone briar]

why frown 😞

[lyric jolt]

lmao

[hidden bloom]

A good one

[fossil willow]

cus i wanna plan rn

[undone briar]

let us get decisions pls

stop

[fossil willow]

u cant become my enemy at 6 pm tmrw 😔

[undone briar]

im begging

[undone briar]

stop

[hidden bloom]

Wait @fossil willow how do you have access to your student portal?

Did they email it to you

[fossil willow]

u get access same day u get in

u set it up with ur harvard id

[hidden bloom]

Bruh only thing I got access in is the portal for me to view my decision

[undone briar]

my vandy acceptance kinda gave me faith

[fossil willow]

L

[undone briar]

it was my most unpolished app so hopefully 😍

guys pls help me decide my order

[toxic oar]

harvard let me in 🙏

deferral candidtates fr snubbed

i hate harvard rea

[vague hemlock]

spin spin spin

[lyric jolt]

spin a wheel

[undone briar]

i can’t do the spin

i can’t c

i just can’t

[fossil willow]

idk i like it cus they let me in 💀

[toxic oar]

i'm doing alphabetical

[hidden bloom]

Do the best first (Princeton)

[toxic oar]

i mean thats valid

id like it if i got in

i jus tlike regret it

but alas

[undone briar]

i’m thinking

[hidden bloom]

They’re letting anyone in nowadays huh?

[fossil willow]

bertha

help me

i'm being bullied

[vague hemlock]

!rule 1

[frigid gate]

#📜-rules

​Rule 1: Be Nice

​Please respect all members of the community. Disruptive, aggressive, disrespectful, creepy, or otherwise obnoxious behavior is prohibited. Hate speech and slurs within the community, whether via server messages or profiles, are absolutely not tolerated.

[undone briar]

upenn, princeton, duke, columbia, yale, harvard??

[stable pecan]

Pton trying to tell you to shop

[hidden bloom]

💀

[stable pecan]

I got u

[vague hemlock]

my friend is doing in the order of the emails he gets from them lol

[stable pecan]

[hidden bloom]

💀

[undone briar]

they don’t usually send emails right away though?

[hidden bloom]

Bertha is gonna accidentally ban me like KVD and Michelle obama

[stable pecan]

Ivy League spinner wheel

[fossil willow]

no

its a few mins after

[undone briar]

right

[stable pecan]

That was a conspiracy

[fossil willow]

sometimes like 30

[undone briar]

kace ur literally not helping me

[hidden bloom]

It happened right in front of my eyes

[fossil willow]

WHY

[undone briar]

I SAID HELP ME

i’m deciding the order

[fossil willow]

HOW

[undone briar]

now

[fossil willow]

oh

[hidden bloom]

Yk yelling doesn’t really work that well thru text

[undone briar]

and it can’t change

[hidden bloom]

Cause u can’t hear

[undone briar]

and yes the order matters

[undone briar]

it did

[fossil willow]

do harvard in a way that makes me know the second u get in 💀

[undone briar]

what does that even mean

[fossil willow]

idk, telekinetics?

[vague hemlock]

Yeah but we're in India and it comes out 4:30 am our time and like im waking up but he'll just see it at 9 or something lol

[stable pecan]

do Columbia last

[undone briar]

i almost called you something

[hidden bloom]

Also you should rule 1 bertha, she called me an idiot like a couple mins ago…I nearly cried

[undone briar]

OHH

[frozen night]

im doing columbia last so i can grieve

[stable pecan]

💀💀💀💀

🤖

[hidden bloom]

I don’t even get an apology 😔

[vague hemlock]

i don't wanna get demoted

[fossil willow]

do columbia last

[hidden bloom]

No, we’ll support you. Stand back to the corrupt mods!

[undone briar]

you think so?

[fossil willow]

harvard second to last or smth

[fossil willow]

ya so no matter what u get good news

[undone briar]

upenn, princeton, duke, yale, harvard, columbia

[hidden bloom]

Yes, likely = last

[fossil willow]

yes

[hidden bloom]

Princeton then Penn

[undone briar]

why

[fossil willow]

do it in order of least to most exciting, minus columbia

[lyric jolt]

lets do a wheel shall we

[hidden bloom]

Penn easier to get into

[undone briar]

yeah that’s the order

[vague hemlock]

nah Bertha is homie you're the weird one who always !rule 1's me

[fossil willow]

its 1 am u should gts

[undone briar]

i mean princeton would be exciting

[hidden bloom]

?? Wow. I literally supported you when you were down, struggling to pass by. And now that you’re up, you ignore me

[undone briar]

but i don’t really like them

[hidden bloom]

Fake

[toxic oar]

nah im opening my likely in hte middle

i dont want to do it last

[undone briar]

maybe i’ll switch the order on selectivity

[toxic oar]

because like

[hidden bloom]

Prestige changes people…

[fossil willow]

same

[toxic oar]

its just boring

[fossil willow]

i didnt plan on applying to pton 😭

[undone briar]

or maybe i’ll just open how i feel in the moment

[stable pecan]

Me and that wheel

[undone briar]

I CAN’T

[hidden bloom]

Come join me at pton bertha. Me and you can make up and become besties

[stable pecan]

Why do people keep siccing moderator in trainings on me

[hidden bloom]

Idk what siccing means

[fossil willow]

sic em

[hidden bloom]

Idk what that means

[fossil willow]

average californian

[hidden bloom]

I’m 2 seconds away from pulling up your Alabama screenshot

[fossil willow]

telling pton to rescind 🙏🏽

[hidden bloom]

🤯

[vague hemlock]

true

[vague hemlock]

dw Bertha I'm on your side

[hidden bloom]

I remember when you were down….scrambling for UChicago. I supported you even though I was clearly above you with pton. And now that you have cal, you toss me away….

Sigh, how times have changed

[fossil willow]

caramels are the best candy

[hidden bloom]

I like milk chocolate

[fossil willow]

wait luck how do u say caramel

[hidden bloom]

Care a mel

[lyric jolt]

Brown, Princeton, Harvard, Columbia, Duke, Stanford, UPenn, Cornell and Yale that's the order I will open(decided by wheel spin)

[fossil willow]

interesting

[hidden bloom]

Why

[fossil willow]

cus south dont say it like that

[hidden bloom]

Ik a lot of people say car a mel tho

[fossil willow]

not that either 💀

[hidden bloom]

W order

[hidden bloom]

wtf

[fossil willow]

we say car-mel

[hidden bloom]

??? You don’t say like car-ra-mel??

[fossil willow]

no 💀

[hidden bloom]

💀

[fossil willow]

i do when i'm code switched

bur around my family no

[hidden bloom]

Carmel is just camel but with an r

[meager brook]

caramel is just carmel but with an a

[fossil willow]

camel is a weird word

[hidden bloom]

Same

[hidden bloom]

Wth 17 accepted

Bros him

Plz teach me the way

[meager brook]

mostly safeties

[vague hemlock]

lmfao im sorry this is so funny

[hidden bloom]

Cap

[meager brook]

yes

[vague hemlock]

but on a serious note luck you're pretty cool sorry if I was rude to you it's all for fun

[meager brook]

i think 14 of them are above 35% ar

[hidden bloom]

Yea Ik lmao

[hidden bloom]

Bertha wasn’t being “for fun” tho 😒😒😒

[vague hemlock]

i mean she is hater bertha

and she did ban her supposed friends

watch out for bertha she's a ruthless monster simply biding her time

[hidden bloom]

She’s not even a hater to people, she’s just a hater to me

😔

[vague hemlock]

aww enemies to lovers

[hidden bloom]

????

[hidden bloom]

Nah ban this mod in training

💀

[vague hemlock]

it's cute

bertha will come to Princeton

you'll bump into each other and your eyes will meet at Princeton preview

you'll have that moment of recognition

"Bertha?" "Luck?" "No actually my name is ... "

you'll start talking

laughing over the a2c memories

the students will split up into groups to tour and you'll by chance be in the same group

wait shit i need to study I'll come write Bertha x luck fanfic later bye

[stable pecan]

“Bertha I’m on your side”

Suits the narrative that Berkeley students r snakes

[stable pecan]

Get to ur head out of the gutter bye

[vague hemlock]

LMFAO in my defence im incapable of long term commitment

[hidden bloom]

💀

[hidden bloom]

Why are you writing a fan fic on a2c

[vague hemlock]

because you guys are cute

[hidden bloom]

Bros making up scenarios

[hidden bloom]

Yk I have a gf 😭

[vague hemlock]

i see two people being mean to each other i immediately start shipping

[vague hemlock]

didn't i tell you i was stealing her

[hidden bloom]

Bro knew and she still made up scenarios wtfff

[hidden bloom]

@stable pecan Ban

[vague hemlock]

no you'll be single soon dw

what major is your gf

[hidden bloom]

No, I’m not telling you now 💀

You’re prolly gonna write another fan fic on stealer her

And then shipping me

💀

[stable pecan]

Me too smrithri 😭

[hidden bloom]

Don’t tell her, she’ll steals yours too

[vague hemlock]

i love girls ok 🫶

[vague hemlock]

ok but if she's in an ew major like eecs i won't steal her promise

[hidden bloom]

Yea…she’s totally eecs, haha

[vague hemlock]

🤨🤨🤨

[frigid herald]

As the day of reckoning draws near, an eerie calm filled A2C

[rancid mural]

i didn't apply but i just wanted to say gl to everyone ik this shit is stressful asl

[grizzled dragon]

!ivyday

!harvard

[undone briar]

i’m still awake 😍

[hidden bloom]

Same

[undone briar]

hi luck

[vague hemlock]

bro copy pasting in all threads🔥

appreciate the sentiment tho thanks

[undone briar]

AMENN

[hidden bloom]

Gts please

[undone briar]

i can’t

[hidden bloom]

:(

[undone briar]

i’ll try

but hopefully i’ll be exhausted and forced to sleep through the day

after i go to court in 5 hours though

[hidden bloom]

Facts

[undone briar]

@hidden bloom hi

why are u still up

[hidden bloom]

Hi

It’s only 1:30 am

[undone briar]

oh

it’s 3:30

[hidden bloom]

And spring break

[undone briar]

same

[hidden bloom]

I go bed now tho

Gn

[undone briar]

cap

mhm

good morning

[hidden bloom]

At 1:35

I will

[undone briar]

i’m gonna try

my stomach kinda hurting

i think i might need to eat

[gray marsh]

!ivyday

[cedar kite]

Like 13.5 hours

[sterile onyx]

I wish you applicants the best of luck today (and other schools if u applied)!

[ashen carbon]

professor lmao

[ashen carbon]

amazing satire sylvia

how’s your semester been

[cerulean flax]

Gl everyone today

[uncut canyon]

gl my homiesss

[heady ruin]

good luck guys

Harvard pls let me in

[cold sorrel]

ayo wtf guys

some random kid just post this onto my local community group

[cerulean flax]

What

[silver herald]

this

sus af

why commit at aug 31

[gray fog]

why do

[silver herald]

??

[cold sorrel]

no way harvard sends likely at 6am in da morning

[gray fog]

seems sus

[silver herald]

sus af

[hybrid stratus]

WAIT I SAW THIS TOO

[uncut canyon]

such a lie lol

[silver herald]

i think this is the ivy rejection website??

[cold sorrel]

lol like no one can find any information about him

[ashen carbon]

nah it’s jana part 2

[cerulean flax]

Why are you guys all seeing this

[silver herald]

vietnam undefeated 🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳

tu noi dong xanh thom huong lua

bro deleted his post so its fake

[hybrid stratus]

cuz getting into harvard is a RLLY big deal in my country

[silver herald]

gl on your decisions (didnt apply here but...)

[uncut canyon]

you guys every student who gets into harvard from dubai usually gets a news article so you kno i need that fame more than anything

[cerulean flax]

News article is too doxable tbh

[modern mesa]

!harvard

!ivyday

[toxic mason]

!ivyday

[zinc helm]

Today is the da!

[cerulean flax]

Guys I think it’s today

Not sure tho

[uncut canyon]

#🤖-bot-commands

[uncut canyon]

#🤖-bot-commands

[toxic mason]

I know, i got it

[fossil willow]

yk i did too

so i can give u tips

[uncut canyon]

i don’t need them i was born for stardom /j

[past halo]

deferred people,

hopeful?

[hexed lake]

a sliver of hope

[raven umbra]

#🤖-bot-commands message

[ashen carbon]

just barely

[honest finch]

It hits every tjme for me😭

[analog horizon]

i think as brown students we get to say that because even harvard students admitted

very very busy and tiring semester!

how's life been for you?

[fossil willow]

hello

[ashen carbon]

oh dang

hope it pays off for you!

i’ve been kind of getting sucked into inaction which is bad

[analog horizon]

i don't know why i chose 4 advanced classes

[analog horizon]

it's senioritis it'll pass, let yourself relax

[ashen carbon]

but i learned a lot of math so i feel pretty good

[analog horizon]

as long as you don't have like IB finals you're probably fine

[uncut canyon]

hey pooks

[analog horizon]

that's great!

[ashen carbon]

yeah lmao

[uncut canyon]

i don’t want to jinx it

[ashen carbon]

oh and a lot of linguistics which i’m super happy abt

[uncut canyon]

but harvard thread is pretty well behaved

especially for it being ivy day

[ashen carbon]

which ones?

[analog horizon]

2 philosophy, 1 history, and 1 comparative lit

the history class is fine but oh god the other 3

[vague hemlock]

fr

[vague hemlock]

omg

[ashen carbon]

oh shit

[analog horizon]

omg

[ashen carbon]

the double philosophy sounds rough

[analog horizon]

i'm like half complete for my philosophy concentration at this point

[vague hemlock]

what's the comp lit class

sylvia I lowk wanna major in comp lit

[analog horizon]

yes you absolutely should

if you come to brown

our complit department is like

so nice even though it's small

all the professors are so chill

[analog horizon]

introduction to literary theory

which we read some extremely dense stuff but it has paid off i'd say

[ashen carbon]

shit that’s so cool

comp lit is two languages right

what’s the other one you plan on using generally

[analog horizon]

chinese if i do end up doing complit

but also german

[ashen carbon]

hey nice!

[analog horizon]

i want to learn german

[ashen carbon]

those are super interesting honestly

[analog horizon]

i've been revisiting my plans and i've been thinking maybe i want to go study or live for a while in germany and maybe get a phd there

[ashen carbon]

like a bit of a varied proximity to english

[analog horizon]

german phd probably is worth the most in the world

[ashen carbon]

oh that’s awesome

[ashen carbon]

yeah probably

[analog horizon]

yup and culturally! complit is more focused on the general culture and philosophy and etc

freud is considered complit at this point apparently

[ashen carbon]

lmao really

that seems to make sense

[analog horizon]

yeah the freud class at brown is complit

why didn't you apply brown though :(

[ashen carbon]

[analog horizon]

anyway see you at harvard

[ashen carbon]

i’m sure you’ll meet plenty of my classmates

i have to get in first lmao

[analog horizon]

oh you will

[analog horizon]

are you from nyc/boston

or cali

[ashen carbon]

nyc

[analog horizon]

yeah makes sense

harvard would be a lot nicer without tourists tbh

[ashen carbon]

yeah i hear

ngl i’m a little frustrated with harvard’s political atmosphere as of right now

[analog horizon]

the fact that it ranked dead last in free speech LMAO

[ashen carbon]

it feels very compulsory yk

[ashen carbon]

LMAO yeah

[analog horizon]

0. abysmal. no free speech.

[zinc helm]

💀 really??!!

[ashen carbon]

i’ve heard not great things about a friend and being forced into things

[analog horizon]

out of 248 colleges

[ashen carbon]

and political peer pressure

[analog horizon]

harvard literally had a score of 0 and ranked dead last

it's both so woke WHILE being conservative somehow

[ashen carbon]

i feel like i’m more of a take my time to develop an opinion person

[analog horizon]

it's crazy

[ashen carbon]

yeah

[analog horizon]

yeah just ignore the politics aspect tbh

[ashen carbon]

woke in the legitimately authoritarian way

[zinc helm]

jeez

[ashen carbon]

not just in a like “let’s respect people” way

[analog horizon]

wokeism is a very questionable thing because it has become an authoritarian tool

the fact that it's not the minorities themselves saying anything about it but the white people in charge is

just wow

[ashen carbon]

it’s a biauthoritarian signaller

[analog horizon]

global shift towards authoritarianism in the age of the internet tbh

[ashen carbon]

it’s like be authoritarian or authoritarian

but personally i’d still not significantly rather go to like a uchicago

because they tend to mask politics behind anti politics

[analog horizon]

choose your party:

republican (alt-right)
democrats (sleepy joe)
libertarianism (high on drugs)

[analog horizon]

they fell from #1 free speech too

[ashen carbon]

yeah i hate that

[analog horizon]

also libertarian party is like dead at this point so effectively a two party system and at harvard both sides coerce you

[analog horizon]

i think that's what both sides are trying to do at this point

[ashen carbon]

yeah

[analog horizon]

also funny how US always falls into a binary

[ashen carbon]

it becomes extremely apparent the further you go into a party’s political organizing

[analog horizon]

have you been following the news about the RCA?

[ashen carbon]

naively i’d still like to believe that climate organizing is bipartisan

but like

[analog horizon]

(revolutionary communists of america)

[ashen carbon]

hmm i don’t think so

[analog horizon]

they had like a march in nyc about a month ago

and they're gaining popularity

[ashen carbon]

are they like dsa alternative

[analog horizon]

a relaunch of an old party

nope those are like

actually people who believe in revolution

and it's worrying because a lot of them truly have gone through the worst things and are actually the working class, and though mccarthyism is ingrained in america if they play their cards right considering the material conditions of the current middle and lower classes, then they could become a formidable force

[ashen carbon]

huh

do you at this point wonder if revolution is inevitable

[analog horizon]

the problem would of course be that if they ever do start a revolution the US would literally have to become a military dictatorship to stop them

[ashen carbon]

maybe that’s itself a bit naive

[ashen carbon]

shit you’re right

[analog horizon]

that's what i've been wondering since seeing the news

[ashen carbon]

have you seen that one stupid neal brennan bit

[analog horizon]

the growing wealth disparity makes it obvious how late-stage capitalist US is and it's no longer actual capitalism

[ashen carbon]

about the nra guys trying to revolt

[analog horizon]

capitalism encourages competition but now it's oligarchal

[analog horizon]

nope what's it about

[ashen carbon]

he makes a joke about how the second amendment is meant to facilitate popular revolt

but that the us military is so overbearing at this point that it’s worthless

[analog horizon]

wait that's actually right

so

what if the tankies join in

[ashen carbon]

oh nah

i wonder if internal revolt in the us could actually end up worse than nuclear war

[analog horizon]

absolutely

if that happens the us will literally collapse culturally

[ashen carbon]

i guess only in the superficial way because everyone is almost dead anyway

yeah

[hexed lake]

SYLVIA IS ACTIVE

MY GOAT

[analog horizon]

HELLO

IT HAS BEEN A WHILE

[hexed lake]

INDEED

I’m so nervous

[analog horizon]

i'm usually in the brown thread but i'm here to check on things ivy day

[hexed lake]

Valid

[analog horizon]

you'll be fine

what other decisions have come since

[analog horizon]

i mean the thing is US has been a social experiment ongoing for 250 years

[ashen carbon]

that’s really funny

because you imagine we’re all like the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy

an experiment that gains like far too much power

[analog horizon]

if it fails as a pure democracy (since it has no cultural roots), i do wonder if it's evidence that evolution in ideology is inevitable and something that starts out of nothing but ideals will eventually collapse

[analog horizon]

i mean it might honestly be the case

[ashen carbon]

hmm wdym

[analog horizon]

US is truly special in the way that there was no previous monarchy or feudalism and the system came as a product of a revolution against rule from elsewhere

and while the founding figures may have been under british rule for most of their lives and western educated (especially in classics), what they constructed was of democratic ideals and an extremely good functioning system built upon that

[hexed lake]

DMs

[analog horizon]

sure!

[ashen carbon]

you’re saying institutional stability relies on cultural foundation?

[analog horizon]

and the biggest problem about that is that while their vision was far ahead, the people after them never followed up with changing the system to fit the times, literally half of US politics is at least dated by 100 years

[analog horizon]

honestly that might be the case, i'm not sure though because i'm just theorizing

[ashen carbon]

right

yeah that’s exactly it

i think i see the core of your point

[analog horizon]

a cultural foundation pushes for evolution because people always try to build upon that culture

[ashen carbon]

i mean you wonder if the lifespan of people creates premature mythologizing

[analog horizon]

but when you don't have that and only a system of ideals? they literally just pinpointed the "truth" and people after did not question it nearly enough

[cyan smelt]

alright yall

im at work rn i get home at 4 i nap for two hours

boom

i get a rejection

or not who knows im terrified

[ashen carbon]

so an institution built to evolve only moderately quickly fails because no one changes enough in their lifetime and also people stop changing after one lifetime

[analog horizon]

i think so

[ashen carbon]

yeah i see that

[honest finch]

ur at work rn?? 😭

[analog horizon]

because we literally mythologize the 90s since we never see it

so about 1776? of course we're gonna paint an unrealistic image

[cyan smelt]

in theory

[cyan smelt]

LMAOO HIII YEAH IM ON SPRING BREAK SO IVE BEEN WORKING

[analog horizon]

in theory?

[cyan smelt]

i mean cmon look at the state of america right now

[honest finch]

OH SPRING BREAK that makes sense

[cyan smelt]

democracy is a great ideal but we are built on a capitalist functioning foundation

[ashen carbon]

it’s funny because even though change is built into the constitution we found a way to improperly solidify the rules

[cyan smelt]

money talks

[cyan smelt]

YAHHH

[analog horizon]

yeah but my point is that the constructed system 250 years was crazy good

[ashen carbon]

yeah exactly

[cyan smelt]

yeah thats understandable, and i can agree to that

[ashen carbon]

imagine if we were the weimar republic

[analog horizon]

so good that it has somehow stayed alive (of course, considering the amount of money made from imperialism and exploiting third world countries and starting wars) for 250 years

if the system was any less good america would have collapsed a while ago

[cyan smelt]

i just also think america was super small at the time and not as big on capitalism since they could rely on slavery

[cyan smelt]

its a miracle it hasnt yet 😭

[hexed lake]

Indeed

[analog horizon]

we've been talking about if a revolution will happen anytime soon

i'm doubtful, but if a revolution does happen america is fucked either way

[cyan smelt]

ehh i can see a revolution happening

[analog horizon]

either culture dies or it literally turns into a military dictatorship

[cyan smelt]

now? no

[analog horizon]

in 10-15 years

[cyan smelt]

people tend not to do anything until things are super super messed up

[analog horizon]

they kinda are now though

[cyan smelt]

almost to the point of now return

[analog horizon]

for the lower classes at least

[cyan smelt]

oh 100 percent

[ashen carbon]

i mean we do have to wonder if the us can sustain itself on its own heritage by now

[analog horizon]

i'm convinced drugs are literally meant to control the lower classes

[cyan smelt]

but imo i dont think theyll have a revolution until things are FUCKED

[cyan smelt]

DUDE YK IT IS?

[analog horizon]

oh yeah

[cyan smelt]

it totally is in the 70s-80s they couldnt make anti-war illegal

or black people illegal

thus the War on Drugs happened 💀

[analog horizon]

i mean i think the government secretly works with the mexican drug cartels or something

[cyan smelt]

mass incarceration

[analog horizon]

i'm definitely crazy for thinking that but it makes sense to me the government would do that

[ashen carbon]

which was itself facilitated by drug promotion and abusive physicians for the lower classes

[analog horizon]

and somehow drugs won

[ashen carbon]

it’s very easy to look down and say that’s the problem

and then “fix” it forty times

[analog horizon]

the problem with modern america is that the voices of the lower classes or working class is no longer heard

[ashen carbon]

the issue is when “fixing” it widens the black hole

[analog horizon]

while in its early days people actually had rights

[cyan smelt]

ohh yah i mean i wouldnt be surprised either

[hexed lake]

To some extent

[ashen carbon]

i think this is a symptom of the black hole widening

[analog horizon]

at least

[hexed lake]

I think political activism was just easier back then

[analog horizon]

fentanyl and now xylozine

[ashen carbon]

you have to spent a ton of time deafening yourself to the people drowning

[analog horizon]

the potency of the drugs are enough to kill people nowadays

[ashen carbon]

you don’t realize there are far more of them then you considered

[hexed lake]

Even if you were an oppressed group collective bargaining via unions or protests were phenomena that everyone was held captive to, nowadays physical protests and other powerful means of protest have been diluted in its strength

[analog horizon]

i mean i've been so lucky to have grown up in areas where i never witnessed ODs and etc but i genuinely want to help with the issue

but also interacting with them seems impossible

[analog horizon]

no more chicago or LA riots unfortunately

[hexed lake]

Right

[ashen carbon]

i’ve got friends that i’m currently worried about and this is almost the exact thing i think abt

[cyan smelt]

oh fs bc back then, cocaine usage was tottallyyyy okay. but the moment black people began pushing for more rights, or people were anti-vietnam (who tended to be more "hippie groups") the government pushed for drugs to be seen as BAD, and who uses drugs? apparently all black people (weed) and "hippies" (LSD/meth) and now you get to mass incarcerate these groups so you can silence

them

[analog horizon]

oh no :(

[ashen carbon]

my default approach is be patient but decisive

[cyan smelt]

but you didnt rly silence them, you put them in jail for drugs, so now the public cant get mad at you

[hexed lake]

I just think that we have no shared reality about the world’s problems, so we really can’t agree on what the issues are to address in the first place

People distrust their peers who are ideologically or politically different in their belief

[ashen carbon]

but it might not always work and especially on the micro scale you can only tailor your approach so much

[cyan smelt]

the fentanyl race is absolutely insane

[ashen carbon]

that’s why the mental health epidemic seems so incurable

[hexed lake]

People lack the empathy to really understand one another for issues they might not necessarily share

Compassion has been lost across the board

[ashen carbon]

no one has any idea how to solve mental health decisively

[analog horizon]

age of self-absorption i'd say

and you know what's the worst part

[hexed lake]

Maria Ressa’s commencement address should address these things I’d say

[ashen carbon]

bc the field itself was brought up on mf freud

[analog horizon]

the people who actually have influence and power and their next generations do NOT want to change

and guess who that is

[cyan smelt]

im at work ping me im super invested in this

[analog horizon]

so many fucking ivy league students

[analog horizon]

will do so you can read later

hope you come to brown peachy

[cyan smelt]

LMFAOO HIM AND HIS BLACK TAR 😭

[ashen carbon]

lmao yup

[cyan smelt]

i really hope so too, i think we would be great friends 💗

best of luck to you sylvia!!

[analog horizon]

i mean the field was constructed to prove him wrong basically

[hexed lake]

Sylvia is super cool

[analog horizon]

oh i'm a current student hahahah

i think we'd be great friends yes! good luck with everything

i'll be here decision time

[ashen carbon]

i mean entirely

[analog horizon]

awww thank you

[vague hemlock]

(not at brown) if i come to brown there are cooler majors I'd wanna take
but at another school they don't have journalism so im considering comp lit

[vague hemlock]

oh!!!

[analog horizon]

do double concentration or more