Harvard University (2023-2024)

[tribal copper]

i'm only in the building every other week

where>

?

[hidden bloom]

Bruh

[muted elm]

nah, columbia, but hopefully i get into harvard thursday

[tribal copper]

nope

bruh i just cant login

[hidden bloom]

Why not

[undone briar]

yeah i was abt to say 😭

[hidden bloom]

I can

[muted elm]

it aint even the portal

[undone briar]

how is that portal astrology 😭

[hidden bloom]

Bertha 1v9 rn

[muted elm]

my fault bertha

won't happen agin

again

[undone briar]

oh

he’s ahead of the game

[hidden bloom]

Don’t bow down, stand up to 1984

[tribal copper]

idk ngl

[muted elm]

i submit to the powerss that be 🙃

[tribal copper]

i'll prob justr wait until thursday

" formal letter of admission will be sent on March 28, 2024."

[muted elm]

less than 3 days away now

im stressed

[tribal copper]

im not formally in then ig

[tribal copper]

u already bagged yale

u cracked

[ashen carbon]

[muted elm]

harv is the dream tho

[ashen carbon]

y'all i just got another rejection

[muted elm]

no idea why i didn't rea there

where?

[tribal copper]

noooo

im sorry

[ashen carbon]

im so confused

bc i got rejected from both schools in the uk i applied to with math and a test score

[hidden bloom]

Bertha come to pton if you get in

[ashen carbon]

but like they apparently only care about the test score and my test score was like good?

[hidden bloom]

Me and you can be besties

[ashen carbon]

idk maybe my school has been blacklisted or something

[hidden bloom]

What’s shilling

[tribal copper]

luck if pton somehow accepts me im coming just to see you 💋

[ashen carbon]

lmao

[hidden bloom]

W

[hidden bloom]

What

[ashen carbon]

let me in please

i need a win

[tribal copper]

[hidden bloom]

Come to pton bestie

[tribal copper]

[ashen carbon]

i feel like ive been losing for a year

[errant phoenix]

HI

[tribal copper]

HI kirk

how r u king

[hidden bloom]

Hi

[ashen carbon]

yes

[tribal copper]

also i think richmond is out of consideration ngl

[errant phoenix]

HELLO LUCK

[muted elm]

when does rice release?

[errant phoenix]

Valid

[hidden bloom]

I got you, calling the AO rn

[tribal copper]

campus was rlly pretty but i didn't feel the vibe

[errant phoenix]

ut is out of consideration for me too

[tribal copper]

oo why?

[ashen carbon]

i dont have expectations

[muted elm]

gl

[ashen carbon]

my demonstrated interest was pretty shit and i did not come across like i understood rice

[tribal copper]

good luck queen

[errant phoenix]

huge frat culture. I’d feel pressured to go out 5 days a week if I rushed

[hidden bloom]

Me for Princeton

[errant phoenix]

not my vibe

and I wanna rush

[ashen carbon]

tell them to let me in

[hidden bloom]

I’ll see what I can do

[ashen carbon]

ty pookie

missed the deadline bruh

i was considering emailing

but then i was like

i dont want to im so tired

[hidden bloom]

Mine too but it don’t matter trust

[ashen carbon]

i signed up for like ten infosessions

[hidden bloom]

It’s ok, ur going to Princeton

[ashen carbon]

but they said they don't really measure demonstrated interest in that way

through the essays LMAO

[ashen carbon]

luck im gonna join the tigertones

yes

even if i dont get in

[tribal copper]

valid

[ashen carbon]

i will infiltrate princeton and join the tigertones

[tribal copper]

wait wym rush?

[ashen carbon]

jana style

[hidden bloom]

Np :)

[tribal copper]

@hidden bloom is this a likely?

[hidden bloom]

Lmaoooo w

[hidden bloom]

Hmmm

[ashen carbon]

gotta be right

[hidden bloom]

Yes

[ashen carbon]

i was in a fucking classical concert when it popped up

[tribal copper]

YESSSS

[ashen carbon]

scared the shit out of me

[hidden bloom]

I believe they only send that to the top 99.9% of applicants

[tribal copper]

<3

see you there

[hidden bloom]

W

[hidden bloom]

😭

[ashen carbon]

i wrote one about being gay

and chinese

and living in shanghai and nyc

that one was cool

[hidden bloom]

I wrote one about being Asian too

[ashen carbon]

i also wrote one comparing doing math to hiking

[hidden bloom]

Wrong reply

[ashen carbon]

and one about taking dumbass photos

like really stupid photos

but i think i liked my community service one for princeton

[hidden bloom]

@ashen carbon @stable pecan Y’all wanna see the paragraph that made me get in? No cap

[ashen carbon]

i wrote about climate justice and science in nyc

[hidden bloom]

I showed it before on here

[ashen carbon]

and how my views changed and my efforts changed as well as my perspective widened

[tribal copper]

send me too 🙏

my pton king

[hidden bloom]

Imma just send here

[ashen carbon]

how i want to complement my love of learning with service but also trick myself into being a better servant to society

essentially

that one i really liked

[hidden bloom]

Is this W rizz

Or nah

[ashen carbon]

w rizz

[hidden bloom]

Princeton was drooling for me after this

[ashen carbon]

man i regret not applying to duke

[tribal copper]

luck can u takesome pressure off of me

[hidden bloom]

!?

[tribal copper]

(with rizz)

[ashen carbon]

relieve some of my stress

[hidden bloom]

?????

[tribal copper]

luck

[hidden bloom]

@stable pecan Help

[tribal copper]

🤫

luck make a more close-knit community w me

sorry

im wilding

[hidden bloom]

💀💀💀

@stable pecan Take notes this the key right here

Watch

Next year

[undone briar]

luck

[hidden bloom]

Princeton will have the best college life

[fossil willow]

guys

[undone briar]

ur a girl fr?

[undone briar]

kace?

[hidden bloom]

Ye

[fossil willow]

cosine is x and sine is y

am i correcr

[undone briar]

QUEEN 😍😍

[ashen carbon]

coby

[undone briar]

yes

[hidden bloom]

Yes

[tribal copper]

yes sir

[fossil willow]

ok i had it baxkwards

thank

[ashen carbon]

🏳️‍🌈 ??

🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 ???

[tribal copper]

my teacher told me sine kinda sounds like y

idk

thats how i remember it

[undone briar]

me yes

[hidden bloom]

Harvard student doesn’t know the difference 😭

[ashen carbon]

have you been to pride

or been able to

ive been trying to think about alternatives to nyc pride

[fossil willow]

i wasnt taught unit circle

[tribal copper]

bro you're assuming we get in 💀

[hidden bloom]

You didn’t take precalc?

[tribal copper]

get off my boy's dick

[hidden bloom]

That’s cooked

[undone briar]

no

[fossil willow]

no thats what i'm being taught rn

[ashen carbon]

because i love gay people but i hate corporations

[hidden bloom]

Rip

[heady horizon]

sup spicy lemonade

[ashen carbon]

never

[hidden bloom]

How about you get off mine

😐

[fossil willow]

my school doesnt have precal 💀

[tribal copper]

never 💋

[hidden bloom]

😨

[tribal copper]

i can tutor you my harvard king

🙏

[hidden bloom]

That’s cooked

[reef forge]

Wait theyre paying for it?

[tribal copper]

[ashen carbon]

[tribal copper]

yes sir

[zinc helm]

thats a common misconception many people have I realized. I think its bc of a weird correlation. I think its bc people learn about sine first and use it the most. just how people learn about the x-axis first and use it the most.

[tribal copper]

i wouldn't go if they didn't pay

[ashen carbon]

[reef forge]

Do u have to request that

[hidden bloom]

How come there’s no Princeton emoji

[tribal copper]

no they told me

[heady horizon]

the p in hypsm is penn

[zinc helm]

hello

[tribal copper]

💀

[ashen carbon]

not good enough of a school

[hidden bloom]

You’re funny

[reef forge]

Now i wish i applied to other schools that were easier to get into smh

[zinc helm]

hows it going tictac

[ashen carbon]

[heady horizon]

tired!! hby

[reef forge]

I applied to only ivies

So im cooked

[hidden bloom]

Same 😭

[ashen carbon]

please yale

[zinc helm]

same, mostly bc I finished exercising. good thing my spring break just started tho

[reef forge]

Well qb is good bc even if ur income goes up ur guaranteed fullride all 4 years

[heady horizon]

oh omg huge
but you wont be able to brag to your classmates irl when you get accepted to harvard and stanford smh

[zinc helm]

lol

[ashen carbon]

ty!

[reef forge]

Check emory chat

[ashen carbon]

wait i cant tell if this is satire

[zinc helm]

dw ima wear a harvard/stanford sweater when i go to school next week

[tribal copper]

like what

[stable pecan]

?

[stable pecan]

Wednesday baby

[ashen carbon]

nvm i think i just didn't get your second sentence lmao

[reef forge]

t30s

[ashen carbon]

i really hope pton lets me in

[tribal copper]

why u switch up from harvard

[ashen carbon]

i poured out my soul to them

[stable pecan]

Oh I was referring to Luck 😭

[tribal copper]

you're already an ivy lock what more do u need

smfh

greed

[reef forge]

Sadly im not allat

I aimed too high

[tribal copper]

try to say that again on thursday

king

[ashen carbon]

im also not allat

wallahi i am finished

[stable pecan]

I am not finished

We are not finished

[reef forge]

Rice tmrw Bertha

[ashen carbon]

ive just had like 20 reject/waitlists in a row

[stable pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/praying-gif-3348052254980566268

[undone briar]

MWAH

[ashen carbon]

i don't believe in yield protection

[undone briar]

no uh?

idk

[late zenith]

it wouldnt matter

not like ur gonna go

[ashen carbon]

💋

[reef forge]

True

Well actually i am going to one

[ashen carbon]

is uci/ucd a t30

[tribal copper]

bro whattt

[ashen carbon]

i have no idea

[tribal copper]

i feel bad for my intl friend he hasn't gotten a single acceptance

[ashen carbon]

i am on 7 waitlists

i was exaggerating

[tribal copper]

and bro has like a 1530 sat

its hard asf for intls

[tribal copper]

ohhh

7 wl is still crazy

i rather be rejected than wl

[ashen carbon]

i want to believe its yield protection but im not that guy

like

i am not that cracked

[tribal copper]

wl feels like talking to a girl and her ghosting you

at least w rejection you have closure

[ashen carbon]

yeah

[tribal copper]

it's yield prot

[stable pecan]

International ?

[vital wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/cap-phone-call-calling-cap-calling-cap-is-calling-gif-27456793

[hidden bloom]

Nah it’s income dependent

[tribal copper]

thank god i'm not a scorpio

[elfin remnant]

ok so as long as mercury isn’t in retrograde i have a shot

[violet prawn]

hi I like your name

[tribal copper]

glaze

[elfin remnant]

thanks, carl(y)bot made me do it

[ashen carbon]

yo

viola is that you

[ashen carbon]

nah im a nyc kid

[elfin remnant]

yesh

[ashen carbon]

im not in retrograde

but princeton will clutch (i poured my entire soul out onto their supplements)

[elfin remnant]

please let them clutch for both of us

[ashen carbon]

yes

i want princeton so bad

[undone briar]

i think i’m gonna delete discord on wednesdau after vandy and download back on friday

[tribal copper]

same kinda

a2c hero will return on ivy day

final strike

:)

[late zenith]

@honest finch I’ll get ready for the sweep on 3/28

[undone briar]

well i’ll return after ivy day

[late zenith]

and hsxd/kirk/ellie

[honest finch]

YESSS

yall are going to kill it

[muted elm]

vandy confirmed wednesday?

[bitter path]

Wait why??

[undone briar]

no just usually atleast before ivy day

[rotund ember]

LFFFFFFGGGG

[undone briar]

what yall think i said to @0v3rated??

[rotund ember]

HOOORRAYYYY

[reef forge]

Can i get some glaze

[rotund ember]

luh calm yap session

[undone briar]

we can go with that!

[undone briar]

yes if you tell me i’m harvard bound

[steady bear]

hi harvard chat

[undone briar]

hii king or queen or royalty in general

[steady bear]

king

[reef forge]

I bet bros kink is asking dudes to tell him this in a calm sexy voice

[undone briar]

king!

[undone briar]

i

no

it’s actually

nvm

[steady bear]

what order are yall opening decisions in

[reef forge]

Oh yeaaaaaa ur going to harrrrrvarrrrd

[undone briar]

thank you

[muted elm]

penn, princeton, duke, columbia, harvard

[undone briar]

ur going to any university you desire

[reef forge]

Non ivies, least fav ivies to most fav

[steady bear]

for me: harvard duke brown princeton

[undone briar]

i keep changing but i think im gonna go with upenn, princeton, duke, columbia, yale, harvard

[zinc helm]

I love stanny and harvard. gotta manifest em both

[reef forge]

Thanks unc

[reef forge]

I told bro to make a choice

[undone briar]

calling me unc when you’re older than me is crazy

[reef forge]

Im not unc

Im 16

[undone briar]

oh

well

nvm!

[steady bear]

ur 16 and a senior???

[reef forge]

17 soon

[undone briar]

why is there no harvard poll like mit

[frigid herald]

Like accept/wl/reject?

[undone briar]

yes

[steady bear]

there is

[frigid herald]

They will do it when results release

[steady bear]

this?

[undone briar]

can it be pinned

[steady bear]

it is

[undone briar]

i’m so super slow

[sacred orchid]

spinny wheel decides

[steady bear]

thats crazy but I like it

[sacred orchid]

ive been dreaming of the spinny wheel

most exciting part of it

[steady bear]

im just doing in order of least liked to fave

[elfin shale]

is harvard out yet

[steady bear]

no

[elfin shale]

whjy not

[zinc helm]

berkely,brown,yale,uppen,columbia, harvard

[steady bear]

idk

damn everybody here got harvard as there no 1

[cerulean flax]

it's harvard megathread so

[steady bear]

true true

[sacred orchid]

i cant decide if i want to go fav to least fav or vice versa which is why i want to bring ti to luck

[steady bear]

least to fave, end with a good acceptance

[sacred orchid]

my favs are more selective so if i get rejected from the early ivies i'll just be a lot more sad

[frigid herald]

That’s for REA. They’ll post another for RD

[steady bear]

do any of the ivies + duke usually drop early before 7

[zinc helm]

favorite to least favorite: if you get accepted to favorite then a weight lifts of your shoulders and you dont care about others. if you get rejected then mega stress
least fav to fav: stress all the way through, each rejection adds more stress

[steady bear]

like at 6:55

[sacred orchid]

yea so either way its stress and a bit luck related

so i kinda wanna just leave it up to luck

[zinc helm]

yeah fair

[sacred orchid]

so i wont be stressed as much because the order i open it is out of my control

and ig kinda makes it more hype

[steady bear]

im lowkey not stressed at all for ivy day

at least for now

idk how

[undone briar]

okok

[opal night]

Spinning a wheel

[zinc helm]

ngl when the day comes idk if i could resist opening harvard first tho

[undone briar]

i can

fs last

[hidden bloom]

Open pton first

Oh wait…

😡

[frozen night]

anyone got a link to his vlog

[fossil willow]

wonder if harvard posted fall 2024 class schedule yet

i wanna see how its lookin

if i have to wake up at the ass crack of dawn

i will cry

[frozen night]

always time to drop a class

[fossil willow]

ugh no they havent posted it

fuck

ok apparently registration opens april 3

i will check then

[undone briar]

makes sense

[fossil willow]

to see if they posted class times

[undone briar]

rd

stop kace stop kace stop

[fossil willow]

we cant register til later

[undone briar]

i’m stressing now

[fossil willow]

thats just when current students tegister

[undone briar]

let’s act this out

ok it’s ivy day

and it’s 6:08 PM our time

what are u doing

[fossil willow]

checking if u got in

[undone briar]

ik but like how am i gonna respond at the SMALL chance (delusional) that it doesn’t happen 😞

[fossil willow]

u start to research a shit ton ab yale and columbia

and u become my rival

[undone briar]

ok you’re assuming i get into yale which is crazy

well eh

[fossil willow]

remember u cant talk ab what happened here byw

cus it would break rule 4

[undone briar]

i font wanna be your rival though 😞

[undone briar]

yes ik

that’s why i stopped

[fossil willow]

but im p sure ur chillin w yale 💀

[muted elm]

what is rule 4?

[undone briar]

“portal astrology”

[fossil willow]

bruh we cant register til august 19

wtf

[muted elm]

prolly to give upperclassmen priority on some classes

[fossil willow]

i dont think any of my classes would fill quickly

its p basic classes

[frozen night]

eyo dm? 👀

[undone briar]

i mean sure but i don’t wanna get my@hopes up too much either but if ur interested i don’t mind sharing

[opal night]

LOL

[opal night]

Oops!

Do ivies come out 7pm est

[heady horizon]

yeah

[undone briar]

yes

[pallid rivet]

@opal night hi ruby

[opal night]

Ok

[opal night]

Hi tac

[pallid rivet]

Almost fell off a mountain

[opal night]

How are you doing

[opal night]

Too bad it was an almost

Just kidding sorry that happened

[fossil willow]

how does this almost happen

[opal night]

Did you at least have fun

[pallid rivet]

That’s a crazy nickname 😭I should just go back to sid the taco fr

[opal night]

You’ve never almost fallen off a mountain???

[pallid rivet]

Scaling the Andes

[opal night]

I didn’t want to type the whole thing out 😭

[fossil willow]

i slipped when in snowed in alabama cus i tried to walk up a hill and the hill was coated with ice

i am traumatized

and scared for boston

[opal night]

Valid

[pallid rivet]

The sunset was beautiful asf

[opal night]

I have slid down quite a few cliffs

[opal night]

Send pics

[pallid rivet]

@undone briar wsg drip lord

[pallid rivet]

Bet

[fossil willow]

i think my slippage couldve also been cus i've worn the same shoes for 2.5 years

so the bottoms r flat now

and dont have grip

[undone briar]

thank you 😞

i have to get some clothes for visiting days bc

first impression!!

gotta pop it

[opal night]

😭

I wish I had your confidence

[fossil willow]

i probably need to buy more pairs of shoes when i move to college

[undone briar]

i wanna be the it boy

[fossil willow]

but idk what shoes to get

[undone briar]

fake it until you make it!

confidence where!’

[pallid rivet]

Once I get back to the hotel

[opal night]

So true

[opal night]

How long is your trip

[fossil willow]

i need a shoe tutor

[pallid rivet]

8 days

[undone briar]

once again we will get u right

we being me

[opal night]

Are you opening ivies there then

[undone briar]

and we can get a rich harvard person to pay for them 😍

[fossil willow]

u gotta take me to the nike store in boston or smth

[undone briar]

yesss

[pallid rivet]

Yeah I’ll be in the Machu Picchu base camp

Climbing it on Wednesday

[opal night]

W better film that’ll make a crazy video

[fossil willow]

bouta spend my whole 1k stipend on clothing 💀

[opal night]

W you’re considering cmc

[pallid rivet]

Jumping off if I don’t get in 😍

[opal night]

My friend got into scripps

[pallid rivet]

Claremont consortium is 💪

[opal night]

So real I’ll be heading to golden gate myself for that purpose

[opal night]

Yeah she really wanted Pomona or Harvey mudd but :(

[undone briar]

no bc i gotta get some winter clothes

idk if i’m equip for northern weather

[frozen night]

can never go wrong with air forces

[fossil willow]

i like the way the black ones look

[opal night]

Air forces are like a hundred bucks 😭

[pallid rivet]

She can take classes through the consortium no?

[fossil willow]

i never wear white shoes

too dirty

my shoes rn r black with white bottom part

idk what its called

[opal night]

Yeah but she’ll still technically be at scripps unless she got into usc

[undone briar]

i need some new ones

[opal night]

Idk if she did I skipped today

[undone briar]

that mean u shiesty

don’t do it

[fossil willow]

what does this mean

[opal night]

I’ve never gotten a pair of air forces in my life

[heady horizon]

🤝

[pallid rivet]

Senioritis setting in

[undone briar]

we have a lot to work on

[fossil willow]

[opal night]

That + I had horrible cramps and couldn’t get up 😭

[pallid rivet]

My shoes have been ruined I need to cop new ones

[undone briar]

it’s ok king, hopefully 4 years that we can work on it

[opal night]

It’s ok skipping school is now fun I used to hate it

[wicked kettle]

they say you attract what you fear

"oh no a harvard interview!"

https://tenor.com/view/scream-bugs-bunny-scared-screaming-terrified-gif-16931755

[pallid rivet]

Oh but that’s valid

[opal night]

Yeah I skipping day after Ivy day though 💀 have a test

[pallid rivet]

@undone briar catch me at visitas in the opium fit

[opal night]

Skipping too many days it’s not good

[pallid rivet]

It’s always good

[late zenith]

u need copium rn

[opal night]

Until I can’t graduate 😭

[undone briar]

do you wanna give me a clothing stipend 😍

[pallid rivet]

Fym copium

I’m sending you to Rutgers

[pallid rivet]

I already have like 3 “Saturday detentions” from skipping but school does not enforce 💪

[late zenith]

joking

bro is guaranteed t20 imo

cus of

yk

that

[pallid rivet]

Honestly that’s not my main shit

My band is

My band is my love

[opal night]

W we just got sent our senior attendance contract lol!

[pallid rivet]

My life

[opal night]

I wish school ended in April

[opal night]

What’s that

[pallid rivet]

I need to spend money on my self 😭

[late zenith]

.

[opal night]

Dang sid what did you do 🤯

[heady horizon]

my school gives detention for 1 unexcused absence or 3 tardies and if you miss 3 they run the risk of expulsion or not graduating you

[pallid rivet]

My main ec which isn’t my main ec hawk

@late zenith I sent colleges the money spread I got from earning gigs

[late zenith]

20k ?

oh

how much

[opal night]

Is it the thing where you went to the wonderful place where you met my friends

[late zenith]

earnings

[opal night]

Or something else

[undone briar]

sorry just looking for my future rich bestie

[late zenith]

you think you do but you dont

@opal night can you pls mute me for 3 hours

i need to lock in

pls pls

[pallid rivet]

3-4k ish

[opal night]

Idk if I’m allowed to do that

Just delete discord

Ok yeah

That’s where you met my friends 💀

[pallid rivet]

@late zenith our school paid 500 just to play at homecoming

Shit was crazy

[pallid rivet]

Gotta hit up the nepo babies

[undone briar]

period

[frozen night]

bro mine has holes on the bottom

but they’ve lasted me 3 years so im determined to keep them going

until the soles fall off

[undone briar]

let them go

[late zenith]

wow this thread hit 100k

[ashen carbon]

LMAOO

i think imma need your help on this one

[meager brook]

too many campers

[ashen carbon]

@undone briar would you date an mit cs man

i’m trying to decide

[undone briar]

uh yeah

that’s an investment!!

[ebon glacier]

Lmao an investment is crazy

[ashen carbon]

😭

“i’ll marry a wealthy man”

my life supporting a broke ass mit cs man waiting for him to make it big

then he leaves me for a white girl

[ebon glacier]

Should have made a YouTube channel and milked that MIT name out of him

[rancid mural]

transcational relationships 👍

[rancid mural]

uk schools r public so it’s harder 4 intls to get in if that’s any help

[ashen carbon]

ikkkk

but it hurt bc like

i got a really good mat score

like above average accepted

[zinc helm]

2 days😏

[heady horizon]

ish

[late zenith]

!harvard

[heady horizon]

!ivyday

[late zenith]

!chance spicy lemonade chance of harvard

[heady horizon]

imagine it was here

[late zenith]

If u got in

What would you do

I feel like I’d open it

And then after 2 minufes

I move on in life

Idk

[small hare]

Should I open Harvard first or last

[late zenith]

First

[small hare]

Hmmm

I think it's gonna be the main thing I'm looking forward to

[zinc helm]

id jump up, clap, tell paernts, then go back to what I was doin

[small hare]

I'd run around my house and the neighborhood for like an hour

[late zenith]

Ye this

Then I’d prob go the gym or smth

Idk

Now if I got putner fellow that’s a diff story…

[random crow]

based on my williams acceptance the answer is just yell "mom?????" and triple check i'm not reading the letter horribly wrong

[small hare]

Frr, either way it goes, it'd be crazy motivation

[late zenith]

Fr pump would go crazy

Adrenaline thru the roof

[random crow]

that's a crazy gym strat

[late zenith]

Ngl id be rlly shaky clicking it

And seeing my result

[zinc helm]

just realized. carly bot was right

might have to try again for myself

!chance Harvard

im in guys

[heady horizon]

youre in

[zinc helm]

its been prophesized

[small hare]

!chance Harvard

Fuck

[zinc helm]

😭

[small hare]

24% ggs

[meager brook]

whats the command

[small hare]

This

[zinc helm]

the 1% put me on the rd waitlist😭 I mean the rd rate was 1%💀

[heady horizon]

wow thats like 6-8x their actually acc rate

[heady horizon]

RD WAITLIST IS HYPE

[meager brook]

chat

[small hare]

Yeah, idt a fairly competitive applicant actually only has a 2% chance of getting in tho...

[zinc helm]

goated

[late zenith]

🎉

[meager brook]

its happening 🙏

[rustic cosmos]

whats putner fellow

[small hare]

!chance Stanford

[rustic cosmos]

honestly same

[small hare]

W

[meager brook]

YOO

[small hare]

94%

[meager brook]

!chance Stanford

78 TOO??

[late zenith]

Something @zinc helm

Loves

More then harvard

[small hare]

Ok if Harvard doesn't want me, Stanford will!!!

[rustic cosmos]

putnam??

[zinc helm]

putnam yes

[rustic cosmos]

bro that's a math exam 💀

[small hare]

Damn Putnam is cool

[rustic cosmos]

hiiii

[small hare]

Gotta grind for that

[rustic cosmos]

yeah i could never

i'm giving up on comp math in college

[late zenith]

Ye

[meager brook]

https://tenor.com/view/exterminador-do-futuro-gif-20118743

[rustic cosmos]

it's meant to be

[small hare]

I need to become math god soon

[zinc helm]

not chancing myself for stanford incase carly bot gives me a low one😭

dont wanna jinx it

[small hare]

Lol

[heady horizon]

ironic

(i was rejected rea)

[meager brook]

i didnt need that false hope this early 😭

[opal night]

Relatable!

[heady horizon]

HI RUBY

stanford rea club 😎

[rustic cosmos]

stanford is a walking L

trust

[small hare]

I was too scared for Stanford rea

[meager brook]

i will be back in three days. ban carl if wrong

[rustic cosmos]

you don't wanna go there

[small hare]

Or Harvard rea

[rustic cosmos]

twins

[opal night]

HI TICTAC

[rustic cosmos]

real

guys why is every school which doesn't accept me a walking L

it seems to be an interesting correlation

[opal night]

I feel like it was for the better I got rejected bc idt I was a good fit for the school anyways

[rustic cosmos]

yeah its okay you didn't wanna go anyways

dumb school

[hidden bloom]

!chanceme

[left sky]

that's even worse than collegevine

[rustic cosmos]

illegal

[meager brook]

wraps

[hidden bloom]

Luck’s chances at Harvard are 99.6%

Wow

[left sky]

alright i'll see you guys on the next thread this one is cooked 4 me

[rotund ember]

FELLER

[left sky]

WEN!!

[zinc helm]

feel like id be a good fit at stanny. my whole goals and idealism align with technological utopianism and technological singularity--advance AI fast asf and make the unreal real and solve all humanities problems.

[rotund ember]

trusttt

[meager brook]

i would be a great fit for stanford because i use AI for my homework (jokes)

[heady horizon]

[hidden bloom]

Sending this to Stanford

[meager brook]

they better let me in

[hidden bloom]

Nope

[meager brook]

wdym nope

[hidden bloom]

If I can’t get into Stanford, no one can

[meager brook]

they arent responding at 10:54

[hidden bloom]

They will, I donated 837266 trillion dollars

[meager brook]

get me a response from their admissions office 🤓

[meager brook]

im cooked gg

[hidden bloom]

Gg buddy

[meager brook]

carl lied

[opal night]

Fr fr

[meager brook]

ban

[opal night]

NorCal schools don’t want me (except Davis)

It’s a sign I’m supposed to leave

[hidden bloom]

Look who it is

[opal night]

Luck 🤯

[hidden bloom]

🤯

[opal night]

Hru 🤯

[small hare]

Brooo legit very similar goals

[hidden bloom]

Bad, but not worse than 3/29

[zinc helm]

I got rejected too. yeah this is crazy accurate/lucky😭

[heady horizon]

goodnight harvard chat

[hidden bloom]

Goodnight tictac

[small hare]

Lmaoo I got a low one and got rejected too

[zinc helm]

🤝

[zinc helm]

gn bro bro

[small hare]

We both gotta solve all problems together 🙏

[zinc helm]

AO secretly behind carly bot

[lusty oar]

are these chances just torlling

[zinc helm]

yeah. But all of mine have been accurate so far (High for colleges I got accepted & waitlisted from), low for ones I got rejected from😭 using it as an omen now

[lusty oar]

man im cooked for ivies

i just want georgetown

no i NEED

[zinc helm]

I believe in u bro

[lusty oar]

believe for PLME bro

pray for that

[rancid mural]

!chance Harvard

[opal night]

So real I’m going to be crying

[ashen carbon]

[hidden bloom]

Same

[opal night]

Why you

[hidden bloom]

Cause imma jealous of the Stanford admits

[opal night]

Oh right

Pton isn’t enough 🙄

[ashen carbon]

he needs berkeley too

[opal night]

So true

[ashen carbon]

let luck have his kdrama moment

[hidden bloom]

Stanford my dream school

🥺

[ashen carbon]

cursed

[opal night]

And my dream school is Penn

We don’t all get what we want do we

[hidden bloom]

But you still have a chance

I dont

[hidden bloom]

You’re not bound to leave your lover across the country tho

😞

[opal night]

For 2 days lol

[opal night]

You chose to 😭

You didn’t have to rank pton buddy

[hidden bloom]

Bruh u convinced me to rank

I was gonna opt out

[opal night]

Could have ranked just ca colleges

[opal night]

Yeah bc I thought it was worth a shot

[hidden bloom]

USC only matched with 5 people per year

[opal night]

You did too

[hidden bloom]

And Caltech impossible to get into

[opal night]

Claremont colleges

[hidden bloom]

Yea but I didn’t know I was gonna get matched 😞

Rip me

[hidden bloom]

I don’t like LACs lol

Not for me

[opal night]

Also if you lover was really upset she’d transfer to pton

[opal night]

😭

[opal night]

Valid

[hidden bloom]

With that 1% transfer acceptance rate LOL

[hidden bloom]

Might transfer to Berkeley if I struggle we chilling 🤔🤔

[opal night]

Shoot your shot

[opal night]

💀 pton to berk is insane

But valid I guess

Just feels like you’re willing to do more than she is

[hidden bloom]

Grade deflation to another grade deflation school 💀

[hidden bloom]

Pffft Nahhhhhhhh

[opal night]

Yup but at least you’ll have the Ivy stamp

[opal night]

Yeahhh

[hidden bloom]

Trueeeeee

[hidden bloom]

Bruh grad school is gonna be so hard for me with my 2.5 gpa

💀

[opal night]

Might as well if you’re meant to be you’ll make it work

[opal night]

You want to go to grad school? Why

[hidden bloom]

If I want to go into AI, I need a masters in ML. Or, I can also get a masters in business admin if I want a finance job incase tech isn’t doing so hot

[opal night]

Ohh makes sense I mean grad schools account for school specific grade deflation

[hidden bloom]

Yea they do

But it’s not gonna help with my 2.5 gpa

And my rural ass education

💀

[opal night]

😭 you’ll bounce back

[hidden bloom]

I’m cooked

Not even the avengers can save me

😭

[opal night]

Nahhhh you got it

[hidden bloom]

Perchance

[rancid mural]

where did u apply?

don’t overthink it the uk is so depressing anyway college will defo be better vibes

[gray marsh]

!chance Harvard

[sullen meteor]

i think many ppl get in w/o interview

[vague hemlock]

no chance-me's

fuck you im leaning berkeley again

[uncut canyon]

y’all fw the way i drew the harvard thingy idk what it’s called crest?

[vague hemlock]

cute

UofT>> tho

[uncut canyon]

REAL!!! (because harvard ain’t accepting ma ass)

[honest finch]

this is cute

[opal night]

SEE

[vague hemlock]

IN MY DEFENCE

im going crazy

[opal night]

Why

[vague hemlock]

because i can't fucking choose and im so scared of making the wrong choice😭😭😭😭

[opal night]

There is no wrong choice

[vague hemlock]

true

but also idk

wrong choice as in I'll regret it later

[opal night]

You’ll probably regret a bit either way

[vague hemlock]

true

which would be more regret

is the question

[opal night]

Try the coin

[vague hemlock]

i did

uh it landed Berkeley💀

lemme try again bow

I did it couple of days ago

[opal night]

How did it eel

[vague hemlock]

fucking hell

[vague hemlock]

both times just confused and uncertain

but i think that was because i mentally knew it wouldn't change my decision

like i wasn't gonna choose a college just because of whatever it landed on

[opal night]

You’re not letting the coin work

[vague hemlock]

true

[tacit jewel]

why is harvard chat already so active

its more active than all uc's and thats like 9 campuses

[ashen carbon]

we’re never on topic

[untold zenith]

we get out our anxious energy by yapping

[cerulean flax]

A buncha yap tbh

[tacit jewel]

Real

That's all of a2c tho

[fossil willow]

i use this as gen chat but only for harvard kids

the rd kids here are cool

[reef forge]

Because harvard is miles better than all the UCs combined

[fossil willow]

rea was

[reef forge]

Down with california

[cerulean flax]

there are only two of us here active but I appreciate it

[fossil willow]

where is coby....

tf

i cant ping him

[tacit jewel]

Oh entitled gen chat

I know which chat to stay away from now

[vague hemlock]

lmao yeah the luck era

[ashen carbon]

nooooo he left the server

[ashen carbon]

kace

im so offended

[ashen carbon]

nah the people on here are cool

[tacit jewel]

aigh i see

[ashen carbon]

nah kace is gone too

it’s joever

oh wait nvm

what

[cerulean flax]

???

[ashen carbon]

idk my discord glitched

[cerulean flax]

he's still here dw

[grizzled dragon]

did ms luck leave??

oh and luck too?

[vague hemlock]

yeah i think

[wraith crescent]

how can i know how many students from my country get into harvard each year

[uncut canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/praying-gif-3348052254980566268

"Dear John Harvard..."

"Our lord and saviour john harvard"

[frigid herald]

Manifesting harvard rn

[vital wharf]

"bless us with a shitty campus, dorms, and a trash football team in comparison to yale for four years"

amen

[uncut canyon]

someone just got into yale amirite

[vital wharf]

😂 you know it

[meager brook]

Mr. John Harvard, please save us Mr. John Harvard. Mr. John Harvard, please save us

[uncut canyon]

literally

[fossil willow]

never

i will be here atleast my first semester

i have too many questions for verified village 💀

[ashen carbon]

❤️❤️

please don’t disappear my guy

[fossil willow]

also i will need math help

[ashen carbon]

i can help w that

probably

[gray marsh]

!ivyday

[zinc helm]

Happy ivy day eve!

[frozen night]

ready for my double rejections

[wicked kettle]

'tis the season to be crying
fa la la la la, la la la la

[random crow]

I’m gonna flex soooo many rejections it’ll be crazy

[lyric jolt]

anyone else shotgunning

[random crow]

Yes (dies)

[wicked kettle]

me but the shotgun has partially blew up in my face

[lyric jolt]

be positive, all you need is one

[wicked kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/hunting-shot-gun-fire-carrot-bugs-bunny-gif-5980544

[random crow]

Honestly I’m okay with it atp. I’m pretty happy with the options I have already

[lyric jolt]

fair enough

[random crow]

Twould just be nice

[frozen night]

cant relate if nothing turns up im going to state school

[random crow]

Bro they’re going to turn up just for you trust

[elfin remnant]

ONE more message till we hit 100000. who's gonna do it

[vague hemlock]

😎
🤏🕶️😳

NO WHY DID THAT SWITCH

[elfin remnant]

YESSSS SMRITHI

[elfin remnant]

💀

[orchid mason]

https://www.thecrimson.com/article/2024/3/26/students-accused-steal-fiddle/

💀

[vague hemlock]

Harvard moment

[rain tundra]

Y’all

2 days

🥲

[frosty hamlet]

36 hours!

so 1.5 days!

[rain tundra]

The tarot cards are saying it’s looking good

We shall see

This entire uni application process has made me tarot obsessed 😭

[frosty hamlet]

fingers crossed for you

[orchid mason]

So real we're gonna steal those acceptances just like how those Harvard students stole that fiddle

[rain tundra]

Thank you!!

[rain tundra]

Fingers crossed for you too

[fossil willow]

THEY POSTED FALL 2024 CLASSES

and spring 2025 for some reason

NOW I CAN CHECK IF MY SCHEDULE WILL SUCK OR NOT

bro LPSA is a 9 am, i am cooked

bruh. why is this at the same time as psychology

gonna cry

[ashen carbon]

please end my suffering harvard please

(infinite deferral fr)

[tiny forge]

https://spinthewheel.app/EvXWb14xPr

[cerulean flax]

one must imagine Sisyphus happy

[ashen carbon]

i hate camus

[honest finch]

that's actually embarrassing

realisitcally they prob couldve asked the school for money to buy a fiddle 💀

i dont actually know if that's possible but glad they got caught

[ashen carbon]

[zinc helm]

TOMMOROW RAHHHH

[vital wharf]

bro is 7 hours too early

🤓

[zinc helm]

my time skip method is working too well 😭

this is the last day this chat will be normal

on ivy day I can see a 1 minute slowmode and after it slowly dies

[cyan smelt]

PLS

[nocturne prawn]

!ivyday

where the countdown at

[cyan smelt]

as an author or an activist

im gonna cry my eyes out im so nervous

[ashen carbon]

i actually have no reason to hate camus i’m not familiar with enough of his work

[cyan smelt]

oh LMAOO OMG if you wanna get more into his work read the guest

[nocturne prawn]

1 day, 6 hours and 16 minutes until the decision date

[ashen carbon]

idk the stranger is kind of wild to me

[cyan smelt]

its a short story that honestly freaked me out the first time i read it its a really really interesting and eye opening piece

[ashen carbon]

fucks me up a bit

bc it feels a bit simplistic

[cyan smelt]

OHH no yeah that was def

yeahh it was much more existentialist

but the guest is more absurdist and plays more into irony

so i def recc the guest before the stranger

[ashen carbon]

oh sure

[cyan smelt]

another really great short story id recc is chekovs the darling

[ashen carbon]

i don’t know if it was unconfusing or i didn’t read enough into it or if i just know too many people like the stranger

[cyan smelt]

real trip

[ashen carbon]

i’ll give it a try!

[cyan smelt]

ehh i think all three ngl bc i didnt enjoy the stranger much either

camus has some other really great works and i wouldnt put that book up there with them

[ashen carbon]

gotta break the illiterate stem stereotype

[cyan smelt]

ONGG

😭

[ashen carbon]

ngl my entire columbia list

[cyan smelt]

well rounded 🙏

[ashen carbon]

was just breaking that one stereotype

[cyan smelt]

PLS ME 2 i applied as pre med neuro but my list was full literature hell 😭

[ashen carbon]

math

[cyan smelt]

god i love ethel cain

[ashen carbon]

MOTHER

[cyan smelt]

SATANIC VERSES REALLY?

[ashen carbon]

i love ethel so much

oh i didn’t put that one down myself

[cyan smelt]

im too superstitious to read that book 😭 how was it

ohhh

[ashen carbon]

it was my brother’s only suggestion and i was like ok

i should actually read it it seems really interesting

[cyan smelt]

ohh LMAO it seems so so interesting but my family is incredibly religious

so any mention of satan is just a huge no 😭 i wanna read it tho

[ashen carbon]

oh fair