Harvard University (2023-2024)

[rotund nacelle]

misclick

[lofty depot]

i see

[rancid mural]

uwu

ms. luck

can i be mrs. luck?

[minor pecan]

Ew no

[undone briar]

oh

it’s so many lucks

[grizzled dragon]

looks like someone is jealous

[grizzled dragon]

that's the og one though

[undone briar]

i’m the og

[grizzled dragon]

what 💀

[undone briar]

oh my

i need to correct my statement that sounds so bad

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

[lofty depot]

i wouldn't mind but luck seems againt it 😔

[rancid mural]

what happen

[lofty depot]

ask him @minor pecan

[rancid mural]

i am sad

i have no luck

why no luck with me

[lofty depot]

im sorry but i gotta follow the luck community guidelines 😔

[grizzled dragon]

lmfao

[grizzled dragon]

nw bro 💀

[undone briar]

boy did that look bad

[grizzled dragon]

nope 💀

[undone briar]

oh it wasn’t a question ik it did 😭

[undone briar]

idk it’s crazy like

like i just think abt the possibilities idk 😭

[ashen carbon]

it’s december all over again

[ashen carbon]

you were ms luck the whole time he was gone though

why does he have a say

[undone briar]

yeah but i’m in better hands this time

[ashen carbon]

what hands

[undone briar]

Gods hands!!!! but i also have some security now

[undone briar]

i am very serious

i mean if you don’t like it no need to comment

but i meant what i said 💀

[frigid herald]

blud don’t hate bc Coby is gonna go to Harvard and not you

[opal night]

please respect everyone's beliefs

[frozen night]

what did they say

[wicked kettle]

6 days till we get yield-protected from the big H

[meager brook]

Personal rejection letter

[zinc helm]

who is harvard yield protecting against😭

nvm I know

stanford

[wicked kettle]

we gonna meet up at stanford in the fall fr

[zinc helm]

real

[honest imp]

rapidly approaching ivy day with no harvard interview it may be harvover for me

[undone briar]

uh!

[ashen carbon]

i’d take this atp

so tired of waitlists

[honest imp]

"dear applicant. this year we had a lot of stupid fucking people apply, but out of all of them you were one of the stupidest. with a measly gpa and act score such as yourself, you shouldn't have even considered applying, but you wasted our time anyways. your personal statement failed to make us feel anything, and your nonprofit is fake.
good riddance"

[ashen carbon]

[ebon glacier]

Unlocked hidden Harvard rejection letter

[undone briar]

oh

yikes

they gon eat my act score up

[meager brook]

yeah im getting that as a status update

[zinc helm]

!yale

ik uc Berkely will bless me if all else fails

[lyric jolt]

i thought usc would bless me but it didn't so have a backup option

[tribal copper]

ucb not a safety dawg💀

[undone briar]

def not 😭

[zinc helm]

never said it was a safety

I said ik it will bless me

[tribal copper]

ok gl

[zinc helm]

🙏

[undone briar]

reviving this

mhm type thank you

[honest finch]

Dear applicant,

Thank you for your interest in Harvard College.

After careful consideration of your application, I am sorry to inform you that we are unable to offer you a place in the class of 2028. This year's application pool was the strongest in the College's history, and we are unable to offer admission to every student, regardless of their proficiency in "dank memes" or their level of "$wagg moneyyy." Although your GPA and ACT scores were certainly up to our standards, your essays raised from eyebrows at the admissions meetings. For future reference, it is not wise to start an essay with the words, "listen here u little slanks" and end with "McGaan out * drops mic *" We also didn't need a copy of your mixtape, regardless of how "fire" it is (one admissions counselor actually listened to it, and we are pretty sure 40 minutes of you making animal noises is not "fire"). In addition, we will be returning your copy of Grownups 2 signed by Chancellor Angela Merkel, because you said it's your "Greatest possession" and we don't want it. We also suggest obtaining recommendation letters from teachers or trusted mentors, not "my #4 side ho Derek" or Chief Keef, who submitted a picture of a dinosaur drawn in crayon on a rolling paper.

We greatly appreciate your interest in Harvard, and we offer our best wishes of success as you pursue your educational goals.

Sincerely,

i can't believe i just typed that out

bc there was only an image and not a pdf of the fake rejection letter online 😅 😅

[zinc helm]

Yes sir

[undone briar]

oh

[undone briar]

hii

[zinc helm]

what happens when you leave for college. Do you guys have a plan for the new manager?

[undone briar]

i’m not the only team lead/manager

there are others

[zinc helm]

ah kk

I was at my schools aerospace program recruitment thing and noted I got into cmu eecs but middle schooler kept asking if I got into an ivy league tho💀

[frigid herald]

pfft cmu eecs? lame

[zinc helm]

😭

[winged mica]

bro i swear the juniors are the worst though

constantly pestered about college apps every day

[orchid mason]

@fossil willow https://www.thecrimson.com/article/2024/3/22/ressa-commencement-speaker-reax/

Based

[toxic oar]

I cant wait to be admitted to this school in less than a week

[orchid mason]

They chose Filipino journalist Maria Ressa to be the commencement speaker

😳

[toxic oar]

🩷

[orchid mason]

My Opinion of Harvard after this 📈

[tall moat]

why r they mad? that’s lowk pretentious of them to want a “household” name

[toxic oar]

avg harvard students

[orchid mason]

She's long spent her time defending the right to the freedom of the press in the Philippines, fighting historical revisionism with regards to the Philippines' precjous dictatorship, and in general just fighting against the misinformation hugely prevalent in the Filipino media sphere right now

Iirc a few months ago she managed to avoid being arrested based on some BS charges

[tall moat]

but last year they got Tom hanks 🥺😓😓😓😓😓

[toxic oar]

does harvard have confetti

whats it supposed to look like

[orchid mason]

Tbh I have a feeling the Harvard community would complain less about that than this 💀

[orchid mason]

Wait no I misremembered it

This was the news of her finally getting acquitted of those charges

She was arrested in 2019 based on those BS charges

And some time ago I believe they attempted to suspend her news organization's license to operate

But she eventually won over that in the end I believe

I dunno why Harvard students are complaining about her being chosen as the speaker

She's badass

Harvard students when they get a speaker who's a representative of the fight for the freedom of the press, of expression, of speech--a speaker who has fought false arrests, abuses in the legal system, and targeted misinformation campaigns against her, a speaker who has fought for the principles of truth and democracy in her own country: 💀 💀 💀

Harvard students when they get a celebrity as their speaker: 😍 😍 😍

[fossil willow]

yes

[toxic oar]

fuck

dumbass school

[wicked kettle]

bro imagine working hard for years fighting political corruption and get cucked by some people who want another Tom Hanks 💀

[orchid mason]

[vital wharf]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHbAzrKjRSI is gonna give me easiest acceptance of my life

[wicked kettle]

college apps have literally transformed into their own cult/religion at this point

[gritty tiger]

!ivyday

[jolly yacht]

next thurday

[gritty tiger]

yeahh I just wanted the time lol

got itt

thanks tho!!

[jolly yacht]

i think its 4pm or something PST

but i forget

[zinc helm]

im him

himothy

himothy chalamet

himmy turner

[zinc helm]

might listen

[zinc helm]

himmy kimmel

himmy carter

him cook

[pallid rivet]

This is cool as fuck

Screw the people who want a celebrity

[ebon glacier]

I could hear the voice reading this lmao 😭

[late zenith]

Avg middle schooler in nova

[late zenith]

@reef forge this is what i was tryna tell you when you were applying to Harvard

[finite lodge]

!ivyday

[sullen meteor]

does anyone know ppl

who got in

without interview

[minor pecan]

no

[lusty oar]

Rip

[ruby matrix]

no interview so i know its already joever

They took in 2 kids from my school REA so maybe they just maxed out the quota lol

[lethal surge]

is there a school quota

gg

one of my friends got in Rea

and then of the rest of us two got interview

Yale is goat alr tho

[ruby matrix]

fo sho

[vague hemlock]

why didnt you rea harvard?

and if your answer is that you like yale more, why do you even care about harvard lol

[ruby matrix]

i like yale more

[ruby matrix]

lmao got me there

[untold zenith]

harvard baby i applied to five schools in/around boston and 2/3 of them rejected me i’m relying on you < / 3

[pulsar pond]

Hello

Looks like boston is not my city and the east coast doesnt want me

i cant care no more lol let me just be happy with finally being able to peacefully grind IB

might have to leave this server but i will be back on ivy day to cry with yall together…..(although i will congratulate ppl who get in!)

[fossil willow]

i am excited for ivy day

there's so many people i'm curious about

mostly coby

[honest finch]

im so nervous

next week is literally going to determine where i go to college

aka where ill be for the next 4 yrs of my life

aaaa

[cerulean flax]

I’m curious about a few ppl in this cha

[limpid herald]

im alr prepared for the rejections next week

[solemn edge]

can't wait to get rejected everywhere 😆

[ashen carbon]

i think i’ve lost hope lmao

i’m expecting like 1 waitlist and 10 rejections

[late zenith]

omg your gonna get all t10s

[honest finch]

😭

i made preductions on which schools i think ill get rejected

[bitter path]

Pookie did jhu not work out ☹️

[zinc helm]

Wtf the day is getting too close

Stop the clock 😭

[warm bobcat]

guys don't you want to find out your decisions already?

I would be dying to find out

[late zenith]

accepted*

[undone briar]

thank you i’m excited too

[fossil willow]

i was excited for mine

i didnt wanna wait

[supple wolf]

I just wanna know alrrr

[fossil willow]

nah u gonna bag atleast 1 ivy

go into ivy day confident and secure in your current options, and u will leave fulfilled no matter the results

[limpid herald]

kace is spitting facts!!!

[supple wolf]

I wish bro I am not secure in my current options

[lusty oar]

Same

[honest finch]

omg you're too nice

😭

[violet prawn]

I’m excited about me

[zinc helm]

Sans

Sans

SAME

[undone briar]

AHHH

[zinc helm]

Wha

[undone briar]

idk

y’all need to listen to tyla’s album UGH it’s so good

[zinc helm]

Noted

Just had vultures on repeat for past month

Mostly beg forgiveness

[tall moat]

the water girl? 😭

[undone briar]

YESS

she came out with her debut albun AHH

[frozen night]

make me swimmmmm

[late zenith]

close your eyes

[zinc helm]

https://tenor.com/view/waves-icy-suave-new-hair-cut-gif-13615702

[undone briar]

oh

[zinc helm]

No that was💀

It was a waves joke

😭

[undone briar]

i know 😭

[bitter path]

They never had a pretty girl from Joburg 💃💃see me now and that’s what they preffeerr 💃💃

[undone briar]

PERIODDDD

JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP

[tribal copper]

coby bagging

[undone briar]

PRAYING

[hidden bloom]

How do you have so many fans

[undone briar]

i don’t

[hidden bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/cap-phone-call-calling-cap-calling-cap-is-calling-gif-27456793

[undone briar]

i think the only people who care are kace and overrated and you

[hidden bloom]

Wow…I care

I see how it is Colby

[undone briar]

oh well nvm

i didn’t know 😞

[hidden bloom]

Nope, it’s too late

My heart is crushed

[undone briar]

😞😞

how can i make this up

[hidden bloom]

Cashapp me $50

[undone briar]

oh!

uhhh!

if i got into harvard i will

deadass

[hidden bloom]

Screenshotting this

I pray for Colby’s success

[undone briar]

you lucky i got paid thursday

[hidden bloom]

🙏🙏🙏

[undone briar]

spell my name right in ur prayer

[hidden bloom]

I meant coby

Oopsie daisy

[undone briar]

LMAOO ik

[undone briar]

ok but i’m also really scared

[hidden bloom]

You got it

[undone briar]

so what happens right

and it’s march 28th

[hidden bloom]

I’m sending the AO a letter rn

[undone briar]

7:05 pm est

and then

and then kace and you and overrated ask

idk

that might be embarrassing??

[tribal copper]

tell us the truth

[undone briar]

well yeah but still

just hoping to come back with good news 💀💀

[reef forge]

you already got into an ivy

it legit cant end badly

your safety going into ivy day is columbia

[undone briar]

true but like ok imagine someone pings you and ask if you got in

idk i would be a little hurt if i had to say no

but you’re right

[reef forge]

thats happened to me multiple times where i said no

[undone briar]

i’m in a great position

[reef forge]

and i didnt care

but yes it will hurt

[undone briar]

oh sorry

[reef forge]

if its wharton

more than anyhting

ik what u mean

ur top choice

and u get pinged

yea it would hurt

[undone briar]

but it’s ok

i’m gonna get pinged and have good news

[reef forge]

you will not go 0-?

idk how many u have but

no 0 fs

[undone briar]

5

[reef forge]

u will not go 0-5

[undone briar]

but i also have duke coming out

[undone briar]

i’m gonna go 4-2

and get rejected from upenn and princeton

[reef forge]

whats the 4

columbia harv?

duke

[undone briar]

yale

[reef forge]

what would u go to over columbia

harv yale?

[undone briar]

yeah

that’s abt it tbh

potentially duke if the vibe was REALLY GOOD

[reef forge]

why do u need duke then leave it to me 😍

oh ok

lmao

[undone briar]

duke and columbia were always hand in hand for me

but likely kinda pushed it past

[left sky]

im probably gonna go 0-9

[undone briar]

cap

[left sky]

dropped L's from UT austin, tufts, and MIT

[reef forge]

real

0-11

[left sky]

i say dropped cuz i caught them and let them tf go 🗣️

[reef forge]

for me

[undone briar]

all it takes is one

[reef forge]

koi i will be your classmate 🤞

[ebon glacier]

Go to Harvard @tribal copper gonna be thrilled to meet you on Harvard campus

[rotund ember]

omg feller!!

[ebon glacier]

Hey sell Harvard to Coby

[rotund ember]

hiiii

[left sky]

if i go 1-9 i will be happy

[left sky]

hi wen!!

[undone briar]

well i kinda have to do the hard part of getting in

[reef forge]

wen just spawns when the chat gets active

[undone briar]

well i already did or didn’t do it

[left sky]

lowkey even if i go 0-10 i won't be torn in two...i got ASU and i love it

[rotund ember]

hiiii kvd

[undone briar]

decisions have already been made

INSANE

[hidden bloom]

Nah, say it with pride

[rotund ember]

i sensed u guys were here and had to hop on

[reef forge]

thats so scary. i could be rejected all or i could be an ivy league admit rn and i dont know it

[undone briar]

just release them mute gosh

[ebon glacier]

I think the hard part is deciding whether you should go to Harvard or Yale 💀

[rotund ember]

hey luck spawns in too

[hidden bloom]

@undone briar did u apply to pton

[undone briar]

IB KNOW

[hidden bloom]

I’ve been here

[reef forge]

luck follows you

[undone briar]

yes

i’m regretting it now though

[hidden bloom]

I just disappeared cause I forgot my wallet at cold stone

[left sky]

music recs yall? i need to work on my capstone

[undone briar]

i thought of withdrawing

[rotund ember]

mf doom

[hidden bloom]

Why

@undone briar go to pton with me

[rotund ember]

bro i shouldve applied to upenn ngl

[hidden bloom]

The best ivy

[undone briar]

ehhh

[rotund ember]

and columbia

but whatever

[reef forge]

d4vid

[rotund ember]

buss

[undone briar]

the grade deflation man

[ashen carbon]

nah you’re weird

[ebon glacier]

That's a scary thought true the decision is already there you just don't know it. Schrödinger's cat moment

[rotund ember]

how was ur ut austin thing kvd

[undone briar]

i already come from a low performing school

[rotund ember]

ok fight me

[ashen carbon]

that’s crazy

[undone briar]

i’m probably already behind

[reef forge]

ngl jhu+ ur scholly over everything except ivy

[rotund ember]

how tf is mf doom weird

[left sky]

i applied upenn but im lowkey gonna get dicked down by them

[reef forge]

lol

[rotund ember]

upenn is an ivy 💀

[ebon glacier]

See you there.

[hidden bloom]

Bro I’m at a low performing school rn 💀 like only 50% of people graduate . We can be cooked together

[reef forge]

upper ivy

[rotund ember]

and columbia 💀

[ashen carbon]

what are you gonna throw cheetos doritos and fritos at me

[undone briar]

i’d like to not spend my years cooked 😞

[hidden bloom]

Koi you’re living my dream

[rotund ember]

ur prob like 5 feet tall 💀

[reef forge]

columbia lowk deflation too...harv/yale is the move

[hidden bloom]

It only takes like a semester to catch up to your classmates

Is what I’ve heard

[undone briar]

well

love a good inflation!!

[left sky]

my school will literally kick people out to get their graduation rate to 100%

in the middle of senior year

[undone briar]

grad school apps gone look superb!

[ebon glacier]

Honestly that's your unfair advantage cause you have a inspiring story you didn't go to a high-performing school but you still got into Ivy League. I'll be your first subscriber if you go YouTuber

[hidden bloom]

😭

[left sky]

my rank's like 62/347

3.97 unweighted

[rotund ember]

dawg what

[reef forge]

our school did that ngl

last year

[rotund ember]

bro what 💀

[undone briar]

i’m actually making a video 😭i filled my intro and stuff

[reef forge]

they basically forced someone out

not grad rate

but IB pass rate

[rotund ember]

bro what is this school demonic arc

holy shit

[left sky]

they did that to FOUR GUYS in my office management class cuz they had one F each

[undone briar]

it’s giving chilton

[reef forge]

my school aint even allat bro

[undone briar]

lmk if yall get the reference

[hidden bloom]

Link?

[left sky]

im still pressed about my class rank being that low though

[ebon glacier]

😭 Oh god I remember telling myself that to people who are in Stanford they're living my dream; I'm super grateful to be here. All I could say to you is you're gonna do great things no matter what.

Also I've created a list of things to watch before decision day, but I'll prob send it before Ivy day

[left sky]

3.97 7 APs --> rank 62

[undone briar]

well the intro is in my camera roll

[hidden bloom]

Send

[undone briar]

i don’t mind sharing in dms but it’s kinda embarrassing

[hidden bloom]

You’re actually living my dream 😭 Stanford was my dream school but I didn’t get in 😭🙏

[hidden bloom]

Ye dms

[ebon glacier]

Bru what ME TOO I need to give you and Overrated a shoutout at the end of the video

[hidden bloom]

What about me 👉👈

[ebon glacier]

Oh you're a Senior or...

[hidden bloom]

Yea hs senior

[undone briar]

you can see too 😭

[ebon glacier]

Everyone starts somewhere

I'm awkward as f- on camera too 😭

[left sky]

bro sometimes i wish i went to my zoned school...i literally drive 30 minutes to get away from the shit school to a school where everyone's fuckin crazy

[hidden bloom]

@ebon glacier are you viet?

[left sky]

it's full of CTSO state officers + ISEF finalists

[rotund ember]

yeah cant relate

[ebon glacier]

Oh okay I thought you're in college already cause you have a College Grad role. Aww man I'm sorry to hear that. But hey, you're gonna end up to a great school that is gonna be a fit for you. It doesn't have to be the most prestigious one, but the one that's gonna make you happy. That's what important.

[hidden bloom]

@ebon glacier bạn là người việt?

[left sky]

the other school i would be top 10/900

[rotund ember]

bro luck is pton

💀

[left sky]

and have the highest test score in the last 5 years

[ebon glacier]

Yeah lmao

[hidden bloom]

I was born in da nang

[ebon glacier]

This is the first time I see Vietnamese in this channel

[rotund ember]

halo is viet too idk if u know her

@lunar star

[undone briar]

ngl my plan is whatever school i’m going to is and always my dream school so

[hidden bloom]

Tôi qua Mỹ lớp 2

[ebon glacier]

Actually we can DM each other lmao ;))

[ebon glacier]

King mentality 🔥

[left sky]

oh shoot a lot of viets here

[reef forge]

bắc hay nam?

[hidden bloom]

Same

[ebon glacier]

Oh really idk her lmao

[rotund ember]

she's harvard likely i think so she's in this channel sometimes

she's really nice my goat

[undone briar]

queen

[hidden bloom]

Wth, she got into the 2nd best ivy?? That’s blessed

[reef forge]

3rd best

[undone briar]

WE ASPIRE!

[late zenith]

[hidden bloom]

You right

UPenn 2nd best

[ashen carbon]

i know you’re 5’4 bro

[reef forge]

didnt answer my question

😔

[rotund ember]

ya i can still slam u tho trust

[hidden bloom]

What are u trying to say

[reef forge]

north or south?

[hidden bloom]

I said I was from da nang

😭

[reef forge]

times were good when u were banned

[rotund ember]

LMFAO

[reef forge]

suy nghĩ về hồ chí minh?

[late zenith]

miss me?

[reef forge]

no

[rotund ember]

bro hawk ur miss me line is crazy

[late zenith]

Chán Như Con Gián!

[hidden bloom]

Are you asking if I think about him

[late zenith]

where my hug at tho

[hidden bloom]

Super senior activities

[reef forge]

gtfo

ill give u more than a hug if u get into wharton

😉

[late zenith]

Bó Tay

[ashen carbon]

luck has been plotting to turn me into a super senior for months dude

he keeps saying he’ll talk to pton to get me rejected

[rotund ember]

walking to class without me?

[late zenith]

say less

[left sky]

10 reps of snatching sophomore girls phones

[ebon glacier]

Wait really she's a Harvard likely??? Dang

[late zenith]

showering without me?

[late zenith]

who

[rotund ember]

10 reps of offering to drive freshman off campus for food

[ebon glacier]

Hold on reading chat history lmao was talking to Coby da goat :)))

[rotund ember]

bro koi dont say

[late zenith]

?

[reef forge]

guess who?? 😉

[hidden bloom]

LMAO

[rotund ember]

dont turn her into another hawk target

[left sky]

the "i got options" when asked by other seniors about prom

[late zenith]

wat this mean

[hidden bloom]

Try hard fr

[ebon glacier]

Political time 💀

[late zenith]

Chém Gió

[ebon glacier]

Halo

[ashen carbon]

[rotund ember]

just joking !

[hidden bloom]

Y’all let’s move to the better ivy chat

#1135699525764395090

[ashen carbon]

wen is actually a super senior and none of us will have noticed

[rotund ember]

"it's technically legal"

[rotund ember]

why me

[left sky]

"romeo and juliet clause duhhh"

[ashen carbon]

you listen to mf doom and you accused me of being 5’0

[hidden bloom]

Agreed

[ashen carbon]

that’s pretty suspicious

[rotund ember]

bro mf doom is based and you give short vibes

not my fault

[ashen carbon]

“i treat her like a daughter”

[rotund ember]

yk im a girl right

💀

[ashen carbon]

doesn’t mean you’re not a super senior

i know

[reef forge]

if i get into pton ill shave my head bald

[rotund ember]

that's true

[rotund ember]

get ready to be a baldie

[ashen carbon]

[hidden bloom]

That’s what I said too

[left sky]

if i get into the USNA i'll shave my head bald

actually

[reef forge]

🤝

[late zenith]

better then the comb over

[reef forge]

i mog you

[left sky]

if i get in i'll get a bright pink mohawk

[late zenith]

how much pullupps

[left sky]

and post it here

[late zenith]

can u do

[left sky]

set a remind me

[late zenith]

lets ask kirk

[left sky]

rn? like 12

[late zenith]

oh nice

[left sky]

i passed my physical though

[late zenith]

how much do u need for usna

oh

shit fire

[rotund ember]

bro feller is a d3 athelete

💀

[late zenith]

fr?

what sport

[left sky]

ya

soccer

[late zenith]

LFGG

[rotund ember]

feller how tall r u

[late zenith]

what pos do u play

[left sky]

5'7 and LB

i can play the 6, 8, or 10 as well

[hidden bloom]

Are u ready to get admitted 3/28?

[late zenith]

aye nice im usually lm/rm

[left sky]

sometimes i'll play the 7/11

rarely i play the 9

[late zenith]

bro is messi if he plays 10

[hidden bloom]

@reef forge I used my birthday wish today and wished that u got into pton. This means it’ll come true

[late zenith]

a 5'7 9 is crazy

[left sky]

well we have a better 10

[late zenith]

do u do club

[left sky]

he actually was up at inter miami's academy

[late zenith]

nice

[left sky]

our 6 just signed a contract w/ a USL championship team

[late zenith]

fire

usl is semi pro iirc

[left sky]

2nd division

[late zenith]

ik someone who also did pro contract

yeah

[left sky]

it's pro

[late zenith]

oh

[left sky]

right below MLS

right above MLS next pro

[late zenith]

have u made mls next

[left sky]

no

had trials at RSL though

didnt play well enough

[late zenith]

oh ur cracked tho

[reef forge]

ty papa

[left sky]

so-so

[late zenith]

where i am its uusally ecnl

and edp

cali kids are cracked

[left sky]

if i was c/o 2025 i would be committed to harvard 😭

[late zenith]

oh shi fr?

is co/24 more comp

or smth

[left sky]

ya i talked to the coach he thought i was '25

but i told him i was 24 he said nvm

[late zenith]

😭

there is an academy here

that feeds d1

[left sky]

which one?

[late zenith]

cedar stars

u prob heard of it

[rotund ember]

where is my good luck wish

[late zenith]

its national

[left sky]

yeah i've seen that

[late zenith]

but predominatnly east

yeah

its crayz

couldnt make the a team tho :/

for 2006

they were t3

[left sky]

ah yeah no that's not worth then

[late zenith]

for 2 years

yuh

also it was like 5k so i jus didnt end up doing it after 10th

[left sky]

we don't have any MLS next team older than 2008

[late zenith]

fr?

[left sky]

yeah

[late zenith]

thats kinda young

[left sky]

there's only 1 MLS next club

and it's only youngins

[late zenith]

here it goes up to 2004

[left sky]

and they get their asses handed to them

[late zenith]

and then uusally <2003 sign pro contract

what state r u in

[left sky]

NV

[late zenith]

is this part of mls next

never heard of it

[late zenith]

oh i see

[left sky]

no i meant youngins as in young kids

LVSA is the club

[late zenith]

ohh

mb

ic

cali is p comp

ur right next to them

[left sky]

5 hour drive

[late zenith]

obvi red bulls

is the most famous team

near wehre i am

[reef forge]

if u dont get in on thursday. ask him for an official offer for '25 if he says yes then take a gap year

[late zenith]

a lot of ppl do tsf too idk if uve heard of that

[left sky]

the best team i've played back east is pipeline

[late zenith]

never heard of it

maybe these are regionals

[left sky]

i actually wrote in my LOCI after REA that i would be willing to take a gap year

so that could work

[late zenith]

accepted

[reef forge]

bros committed to the bit

[late zenith]

kvd

ryan got walk on at gtown too

but bro doesnt wanna go

[reef forge]

i know

[late zenith]

prob cus no scholly?

[left sky]

playing d1 is like a job

[late zenith]

they were #1 in 2021

[left sky]

that's why i wanted MIT so bad cuz i talked to their NROTC unit and their MSOC team

both were happy with me

admissions was not however

[late zenith]

unlucky

evne for mit

the ppl have good stats

mit is d3?

[lunar star]

Yes I am 🤭

[left sky]

tufts was the other d3 team i could have played for that i got rejected from

[left sky]

yes

[late zenith]

ah i see

[rotund ember]

HI HALOOOO

[left sky]

the rest of my schools are D1 or don't have a team

[late zenith]

u got a chance at harv tho

ic

[left sky]

going through regular decision still unhooked i don't have a shot

[lunar star]

HIII

[late zenith]

5 days left

anything can happen

[left sky]

i submitted a 62/347 class rank to them

safe to say that's NOT happening

without a hook i'm fucked haha

[lunar star]

I’m currently sneaking with the other students to have a noodles party in our hotel rooms (we are on a trip for a competition) so lowkey stressed right now 😭😭

[late zenith]

school mad comp

ur school is comp

[left sky]

yoooo that sounds fun

you tried doordash?

that's what we do at FBLA and DECA comps

[lunar star]

No we brought instant noodles

[left sky]

or we just sneak out and walk around the strip LMFAO

[rotund ember]

FIRE

RAMEN?

[left sky]

perks of having trips in las vegas

you get to sneak out and walk the las vegas strip at 1-2am

[left sky]

which is probably gonna hurt

cuz there's 61 other people with a higher rank

[late zenith]

davidson academy?

what school in nv is that crazy

[left sky]

it's a relatively new school too (2010) so it hasn't built up that reputation yet

[ashen carbon]

i’m like 30/100 bro

[late zenith]

ye my school new too

2015

[left sky]

no but my parents almost sent me to davidson

[ashen carbon]

you’re probably not as fucked as you think

[left sky]

@late zenith davidson, A-tech, west tech, clark HS, coronado HS, the meadows school, the adelson school

those are the most cracked schools in NV

[late zenith]

davidson kids insane

stem feeder

[late zenith]

yeah ive only heard of davidson

dont know the rest

[left sky]

clark HS sends the most kids to ivies every year

[lunar star]

And made it with the microwave in the lobby and brought it up to our hotel room

[rotund ember]

LOL IVE DONE THAT BEFORE

W

[left sky]

it's half magnet, half zoned but treated as one school...so one half the school is FGLI and <75k yearly income and the other half is 200k+ t20 educated asians

the FGLI zoned kids get fucked

[late zenith]

hooks go crazy

[lunar star]

The party just ended without getting caught, success 💯

[rotund ember]

bro this is how my school used to be

but then we moved campuses

[left sky]

no being the FGLI kid is BAD over there because they don't get the same opportunities as the magnet kids

they get outshined by the magnet kids and viewed in the same light as them is not fair

[late zenith]

ah

yeah

ik a school j like that

in MD

[reef forge]

ramen is clutch at comps bro

[rotund ember]

i think they apply as seperate schools

[undone briar]

putting that in additional info wouldn’t help?

[late zenith]

its prob the same

[late zenith]

its prob on the school profile

[reef forge]

we always have microwave/coffee maker in our hotel room so we chillin

[undone briar]

yeah i couldn’t imagine that

[rotund ember]

oh mb for my old school campus we were treated as diff schools

[late zenith]

🎉

[left sky]

when you have a school that sends 30-40 to T20s in the middle of THE HOOD then it's definitely not fair

[left sky]

it is not

[late zenith]

unlucky

[left sky]

glad i'm not zoned for clark

and don't go there

[rotund ember]

not on the school profile is crazy

[undone briar]

i’m just confused like

[left sky]

this is a title 1 school

[undone briar]

are the fgli kids gatekeeped out of the magnet part?

[left sky]

these were the only ones who were disclosed

[rotund ember]

they prob cant test in

[left sky]

there were a lot more t20s up in there

[rotund ember]

for magnet schools you usually have to test in

[left sky]

you have to apply as an incoming freshman or sophomore

[undone briar]

oh!

[late zenith]

sheesh

[undone briar]

lowkey i probably wouldn’t have tested in

💀💀

[left sky]

NV schools are lottery

no test

[rotund ember]

my school's test is like an iq test and a rando application

[late zenith]

is a 3.7 at ur school good

[rotund ember]

bro feller

what the fuck is nv on 💀

random lottery is crazy

[left sky]

our GPA system is even worse

[rotund ember]

we do 100 = 4.0 99 = 4.9

etc

[left sky]

instead of treating an AP class as a 5 or 4.5

they treat everything as a 4

and add "bonus points" for taking the class

regardless of how well you score or what your grade is

[rotund ember]

i have a 3.9 rounded up

rank top 5

[left sky]

they just add bonus points onto your UW gpa

[late zenith]

u gon make it out da trenches

[left sky]

my weighted GPA is like a 4.95 but im still ranked 62

and they cap it at 4.95

[rotund ember]

bro feller 💀

[left sky]

which means if you get a B in a competitive school you are FUCKED

im technically tied for 3rd behind 61 kids

[rotund ember]

this is actually insane

[left sky]

cuz i meet the cap but i have 2 B's

we have over 30 valedictorians

[reef forge]

💀

[rotund ember]

💀

[late zenith]

everyone is tied

💀

[undone briar]

ur school is just weird

[left sky]

(4.95+W and 4.0 UW) will get you val

[late zenith]

so 30 ppl give speeches?

one by one

[rotund ember]

bro i complain about my school but feller's is horrible

[left sky]

everyone gets a 30 sec speech at graduation

[rotund ember]

💀

lMFAOOOO

BYE

[late zenith]

😭

[rotund ember]

HELP LMFAOOO

[undone briar]

oh!

[left sky]

it fucking sucks for college apps if you get a single B

[undone briar]

i genuinely don’t know how my speech will go

[left sky]

cuz it automatically drops you 15-20 spots

[scarlet iron]

Hi ok yass i survived bye yall

[undone briar]

not really i’m sure they’ll see ur transcript and it’ll be fine

[left sky]

our entire district does it this way

the difference is at the comp schools though every competitive applicant hits the 4.95

[scarlet iron]

Bye bye its over its over

[ruby merlin]

Why would anyone send their kid to a school like that lmao

[undone briar]

😭😭 heavy on the yall bc i love sma good yall

[left sky]

because the school doesn't tell us that

[meager brook]

that inflation is crazy

[rotund ember]

they prob dont know

[left sky]

i will say though the opportunities here are AWESOME

there's so many clubs and stuff

the GPA system is shit though

will ruin an application

however there's no HS sports

i have to drive 30 minutes away to play some mf high school ball

[late zenith]

sucks ass

ig more time for recruiting

[left sky]

i was all-division and all state 10th and 11th

[late zenith]

cus ur forced to doclub

[left sky]

but had to skip 12th cuz my clubs had too much commitment

[late zenith]

how??

i thought ur school dont have hs sports

[left sky]

well expected all state but i got injured

played for my zoned school 30 minutes away

[late zenith]

Oh

[left sky]

cuz my school is magnet

[late zenith]

yeah

[left sky]

i had top 5 assists in the state as a sophomore

[late zenith]

fire

[left sky]

first winning record in something like 10 years

[late zenith]

some guy in my state topped with 37 goals

[left sky]

my homie had 50+ goals

he ended up committing to CC

although i spend a lot of time complaining about my school's problems (mostly district's problems)

i love it here and wouldn't change a thing

[ashen carbon]

damn

[ashen carbon]

that’s so fucked lmao

my school doesn’t even do rankings

[left sky]

i wish mine didn't either

cuz our rankings r scuffed

[ashen carbon]

but we also don’t do aps

our gpa system would be thoroughly fucked

[left sky]

oh

[ashen carbon]

bc we have no idea how to weight honors courses

[left sky]

we have a shit ton of APs and honors courses

couple DEs sprinkled in

[ashen carbon]

we used to do de

[left sky]

ya that's fair enough

[ashen carbon]

but then the school’s relationship with columbia deteriorated

so i had to go through columbia myself to get de

[left sky]

like columbia the ivy?

[ashen carbon]

yeah

[left sky]

that's cool your school did that

but lame they dropped it

[ashen carbon]

i think columbia realized we were already privileged enough without getting free courses from them

so it’s probably fair

[left sky]

that's funny lol

is it a nice HS?

[ashen carbon]

it’s nice

actually it’s really nice i’m just salty bc i haven’t had a great experience lmao

but if you’re incredibly rich

[left sky]

aw how come

[ashen carbon]

it’s even nicer

[left sky]

nobody cares if you're rich or poor at my school however

90% of the school population is fucking loaded

so it doesn't really matter as much

[left sky]

how so

[ashen carbon]

you just don’t have to worry about shit like commuting from some far-off sector of nyc bc your parents can hire someone to drive you every morning

[meager brook]

loved this school, loved this district, subscribe to mrbeast

[left sky]

last year they had to cut 2 mics

[ashen carbon]

and if you pay enough money you can get away with shit and the school can’t punish you!

[meager brook]

😭

[left sky]

cuz they basically said fuck this school fuck this district

[meager brook]

LOL

[ashen carbon]

also they used to give the better college counselors to the donors

[meager brook]

thats wild for a valedictorian

[ashen carbon]

idk if that’s still true

that’s really weird bro

[late zenith]

@reef forge thoughts?

[ashen carbon]

not bc of the gay

the other thing

[late zenith]

might wanna delete that feller

[ashen carbon]

real

[left sky]

oh yeah mods r gonna get on my ass

good idea

[meager brook]

truly a half awake thought

[left sky]

they actually were gay

thats why they yelled it

[late zenith]

before warn

[ashen carbon]

i aspire to harley quinn valedictorian speech heights

[left sky]

polisci major with 0 filter

but hey they got into a top LAC

if anything's gonna screw me for apps it's gonna be my class rank

or lack of national awards

my app is extremely well rounded that's about it

nothing really special about it except for solid athlete

[meager brook]

the fact that you need these for an ivy man

this is why im getting a personal rejection letter

[left sky]

2x state finalist in sports, 2x FBLA state champion, deca state champion, excel state champion, national rural + small town

all my teachers, coaches, teammates, etc think im gonna make it but the reality is im probably gonna go 0-10 on my reaches

[undone briar]

oh

i have no national awards besides national recognition

[left sky]

which program?

[ashen carbon]

idek if i have national awards

i feel like the jury is out on aime

[left sky]

i forgot i do have national recognition

but still gonna go 0-10

[left sky]

damn...

[ashen carbon]

like i actually don’t know if my math accomplishments are national level

or just like normal

[frigid herald]

The only national award I have is also national recognition lolll

[left sky]

i just hope one hits man

although i would still be happy going to ASU

[frigid herald]

same

[ashen carbon]

i’m gonna pretend yale wants me for this next week

but i think im gonna probably go to uci

idk i have 7 waitlists

maybe i get off one

[left sky]

my delusional ass tried to guess which ones are most likely to accept me

dartmouth (pretty much max demonstrated interest minus ED/bound)
cornell (same and i rlly liked my essays)
harvard (gap year + athletics?)
everyone else: basically 0

im super excited for USNA decisions though i might be a midshipman!!

[frigid herald]

USNA?

[late zenith]

us naval academy

[frigid herald]

O

[left sky]

i passed physical, medical, interviews, and got my congressional LOR/nomination

[scarlet iron]

So me

[left sky]

yale wants you bro

[left sky]

UCI is cool though!

[ashen carbon]

i sent them an extra rec and i wrote about being gay and chinese and from shanghai and new york

they have to want me right

[left sky]

yeah basically

did you get an interview or nah

[ashen carbon]

yeah

it was my best interview

in fairness i only had three but

[left sky]

oh shoooooot!!

yale fake af for not giving me one

but congrats on yours

[ashen carbon]

ty

[left sky]

👆

[ashen carbon]

you still have a shot!!

i believe in you

[left sky]

yeah hopefully 🤞

i had interviews from harvard, dartmouth, cornell, penn, MIT but they're all random so doesn't mean nothing

[ashen carbon]

i only got interviews from harvard yale and princeton

which was really funny to me when i stopped getting interviews

[left sky]

my dartmouth one was last minute

like right after they reinstated test scores

idk if im tripping but i think that's why they gave me one

my test scores kinda carry

[ashen carbon]

maybe yale will really like my test score and just accept me

yeah mine too

[left sky]

i have the #4 test in my school

[ashen carbon]

i think i probably have the best one in my school

[left sky]

which is pretty good for a school full of CTSO state officers + ISEF + AIME quals

[ashen carbon]

damn

[left sky]

probably top 75 in state too

[ashen carbon]

i have the best sat score but my unofficial rank is like 30th 💀

for my ucla loci

i snuck my test score in by telling them i got a presidential scholarship nomination

[left sky]

wait the department of ed one?

[ashen carbon]

yeah

[left sky]

doesn't that mean you basically got a 1600

[ashen carbon]

yes

[left sky]

in NV our qualifying score is 1550

[ashen carbon]

but i honestly doubt they’ll care

oh yeah i live in nyc so its super high

[left sky]

if you get a 1550 or 35 you're basically top 75 in the state

[ashen carbon]

only three people got it at my school and our average sat is like high 1400s

[left sky]

i was 1 point from qualing with a 35

106 total

[left sky]

i would guess ours is like 1250

we had 3 at my school too

which is way lower than previously

for some reason everyone's cracked here except for test scores

NV as a whole is really awful at standardized tests

[sullen meteor]

let me in

[meager brook]

i should have registered in nv

my 1540 doesnt mean anything in california but would go crazy there

[left sky]

wdym registered in NV

like go to school here?

if you moved here sure

[cerulean arch]

average high 1400s bro

where the grass at

[supple wolf]

Same I live in CA the cutoff is 1590 I think

[wraith crescent]

im actually curious about this. someone from my country appled last year with 1450 (660 rw, 790m) SAT but qualified for IMO. what would that be on the reading procedure ?

like can low sat make olys worthless ?

[ashen carbon]

probably not

but it does make you look kind of bad

like yes you’re supposed to be spiked but it’s better if you’re good enough to do well on both sections of the sat

because they’re meant to be not insurmountably difficult

but ofc your olympiad will still look amazing

[dull jacinth]

i have heard as an intl, you cant get into harvard without an interview, can you get waitlisted though?

[wraith crescent]

no

basically interviews are a sign you passed to subcommittee

waitlisting occurs when half the committee says yes, half says no

if you didn't even get to committee then ofc you ain't gonna get voted on

[inland schooner]

So it's true that you can't get into Harvard if you weren't offered an interview?

[scarlet iron]

rip then im a 100% reject then

[fossil willow]

bro

i was fucking

wondering

why i didnt get a student call in february

freaking out cus of my rescind anxiety

AND THE NUMBER I PUT ON COMMONAPP IS MY OLD PHONE NYMBER

THAT IS NOT ACTIVE ANYMORE

RAHHHH

[cedar salmon]

'rescind anxiety' bros given it a name

[ashen carbon]

what

it’s anxiety that has to do with getting rescinded

rescind anxiety

[cedar salmon]

yes...

[zinc helm]

4....

[undone briar]

lord

[ashen carbon]

stop counting pls

[fossil willow]

why r u counting

[undone briar]

oh

[zinc helm]

Says left

Days

[undone briar]

i’m mentally counting sorry

[uncut canyon]

me too bro i got two Cs tho so my rescind anxiety is more like reality 💀

[tribal copper]

idk if im gonna commit to harvard ngl💀 leaning towards it tho

[vague hemlock]

is it just between harvard and yale or?

[tribal copper]

yes most likely

richmond put up a good deal tho