Harvard University (2023-2024)

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As Adam Sandler said

More

[opal night]

0 😭

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🔥

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Protein shake for protein

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What’s your daily intake

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(me too)

[opal night]

They don’t make protein shakes w more

[opal night]

W

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Homemade

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At least 4k cals a day

[opal night]

I’m intaking 3k cals

[pallid rivet]

If you’re bulking you want high calorie high protein

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im a professional fatass rn but lucks tiktoks are making me change my ways fr

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Dawg 😭

It’s all that basketball

cardio killing bulk

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bs

no way br

[opal night]

Luck is future you

[opal night]

I’m not playing rn

[opal night]

I am

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Real

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nah i can never come close to my king

[opal night]

2k during the day

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Nah I’m fat

[opal night]

One k overnight

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You demon

[opal night]

One day

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bro you could bench press me

and then some

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@reef forge Yk im obese on the BMI

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its fine

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BMI says I need to lose weight

🥲

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Real

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It’s ab the body fat percentage

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bmi says derrick henry should lose hella weight

[opal night]

And I’m a normal weight yet my doc orders me to gain weight

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Nah, BMI is always right

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Cause it’s all muscle

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@opal night your metabolisms an L dawg im gaining muscle mass at 3kish calorie intake

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bros 5'0 60 lb 🔥

[opal night]

Maybe yours not me

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I think she was joking about 3k

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Smh

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ye def joke

[opal night]

😭 ik it’s so bad

[opal night]

No I’m not

I’m being so fr

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no way

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But I have friends that eat that much and don’t gain anything

[opal night]

My mom and doc are counting

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They are literally sticks

[hidden bloom]

Then you’re definitely overestimating your calories intake

[opal night]

I’m actually almost double that

[opal night]

NO LISTEN

2k calories normally right

Just eating

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bruh youre legit normal

tf

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@hidden bloom I found Kirkland protein bars with 25 g of protein for only 150 calories

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Goated

[opal night]

I have the tube overnight

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I eat less than 2k rn

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But they taste like ass

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the tube??

[opal night]

That gives me 1k

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oh i forgot about your condition

[opal night]

I have to eat 4 times a day

[pallid rivet]

Why isn’t your body burning muscle

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maybe its related to that

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Calling it a condition is crazy

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Cause I’m him

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is that wrong

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Perchance

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mayhaps?

[opal night]

Maybe I somehow lost weight after intaking 3k calories 💀

[opal night]

?

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I like quest chips

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i think its related to that

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It’s not a condition…simply a disadvantage

[opal night]

Maybe crazy metabolism prob

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Bro what are these protein chips 😭

[opal night]

😭 ok

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They’re cheat code

[opal night]

But yeah stuck at 110 help 💀

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Eat more

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I hate chips ngl

[opal night]

STFU

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Bruh subway foot long cookie is 1400 calories 💀 that’s like 2 meals for a small ass cookie

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wsg chat

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https://tenor.com/view/mukbang-food-mukbang-gifs-asmr-mukbang-korean-food-gif-23285473

turn into her

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@opal night eat that and u good

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@vague hemlock rule 1 ban her

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I’d probably vomit

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Are you serious

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yo did u get ucsb

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Ye

[opal night]

💀

[pallid rivet]

I ain’t ever eating the subway foot long cookie then

[hidden bloom]

It’s so good tho

One of the best cookies on my chest days

[opal night]

Ig im pretty close to underweight actually 💀 but still

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chat im 5'3 450 lb am i cooked?

[vague hemlock]

Didn't apply. Only did 4 uc's and i got 3A 1W

[pallid rivet]

I gotta fill in these stretch marks with muscle not fat 😭

I’m not tryna regress back

[hidden bloom]

Wow, you ignored my request to do your mod job

[vague hemlock]

I don't think i can ban a mod

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@opal night demote her

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Sigh, fake mods

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smrithi is mod in training

basically fraudy moddy

or asst moddy

or moddy servant

[opal night]

💀

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If I was in that position I prolly would have power to do it

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henchman of the mods

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Cause I’m him

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the only MIT I'll get fr

[opal night]

How are you building muscle

[hidden bloom]

Truth

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BAN CARDIO

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bro i need to start exercising

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Working out

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Same I’m fat

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175 grams of protein a day weight training 6 days a week

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guys im not fat im just on a dirty bulk

[opal night]

I DONT EXERCISE OTGER THAN WALKING

[vague hemlock]

im not fat but im so weak

[hidden bloom]

Go gym

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I cheat on cardio by doing core exercises instead

[opal night]

Yeah no 💀 maybe next year

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I will be able to flagpole one day

[opal night]

Can’t

[opal night]

W

[vague hemlock]

i went to Dubai for vacation and my god so much walking my legs gave out everyday

[opal night]

I used to have abs

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youre cooked for college

[opal night]

We will get back to that

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@opal night exercising so much is curing my insomnia

Goated

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i know

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college is literally just walking hella

everyday

[opal night]

WWW it never helped mine 😭

[vague hemlock]

But i have 6 months to develop

[pallid rivet]

Bro weighed even less at some point 😭

[reef forge]

develop is crazy

bros a pokemon

needs to evolve

[hidden bloom]

Fr

😭

[vague hemlock]

develop my skills

😭

[opal night]

Lowest was 99 💀 last feb

[vague hemlock]

what is 99 pounds

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Socal wind gonna knock you over

[reef forge]

bros in double digits 😭

[opal night]

No I’m better now

[opal night]

I GAINED IT BSCK

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Like 43 kg

I think

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i think i hit three figures in like 6-7th grade

[opal night]

I’m better now

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oh im 114 pounds

[opal night]

I’m 110 now but I’ve plateaued

[vague hemlock]

Everyone should use kg

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@opal night imma be as skinny as u when I have my surgery In the summer ngl

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surgery?

[opal night]

Surgery sucks sorry bro

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Not convenient in america

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Can’t workout for 2. Months

[opal night]

Maybe we’ll be twinning

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The muscle atrophy noooo

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Ye

[opal night]

What for

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Hopefully muscle memory kicks in

[pallid rivet]

He gonna have to stop working out for a year for that

[opal night]

I might have one too

[opal night]

STOP I PLAYED BASKETBALL

Ohh

Mine is stomach

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were you center

[opal night]

Shooting guard

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varsity starter?

[opal night]

I don’t have that 💀 going to delete bc it can be triggering

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hey i played basketball too

[opal night]

No

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W

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jv bench?

[opal night]

I was last year but

[opal night]

Varsity bench

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oh

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Ik j in terms of size 😭

[opal night]

Sickness hurt otherwise would have started

[opal night]

Him to wemby is like me to an 6 ft person

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Tbf that’s everyone to wemby

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nah me n wemby like the same height fr

[opal night]

Oh I’m going to a warriors game guys

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You’re French 🤮

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dubski

no

[opal night]

Fr

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im tall

[opal night]

Me and brother

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have u been before

[pallid rivet]

I’m sorry that you have to see klay thompson miss 30 shots

[opal night]

Mavs vs warriors

[opal night]

Yeah I went preseason

[vague hemlock]

OH I HAD A PICTURE I WANTED TO SEND YOU

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omg ive been to like 3 mavs games

lit fr

[vague hemlock]

your favorite team brb

[opal night]

He’s going to make everything bc we’re there

[opal night]

Send

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ive been to 1 rockets game and 1 mavs playoff game and 2 mavs reg season games

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vintage klay needs to charge after that fraud game against legoat

[opal night]

WWW I’ve gone to 3 warriors

[opal night]

NO WAY

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took this just for you ruby 🫶

[opal night]

😡😡😡

HOLDING MYSELF BACK

🤮

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all the way from dubai

[opal night]

THROWING UP RN

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Kyrie is crazy

For that shot against denver

[opal night]

Dang playoffs

[vague hemlock]

i go to only CSK games 🔥🔥🔥

[opal night]

The fact ucla is lakers and clippers territory is so sad

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Super kings‼️

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I forgot

[vague hemlock]

come to cal come to cal come to cal

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R u tall ruby

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Do not diss my fat suit king James harden

[opal night]

W my bro and dad watch ipl religiously

[vague hemlock]

🔛 🔝

same

[opal night]

Girl idk if I’m even getting in

[vague hemlock]

my brother had a breakdown yesterday because he couldn't get ipl tickets

[opal night]

LOL leneedstoretire

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@opal night how tall r u

I forgot

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yea they blew out the jazz it was game 5 2022

[opal night]

5’4

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Ok but if you get in come

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I yea I’m a wholeeee fooot taller

More than a foot

[opal night]

WWW rare playoff game

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Fr

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The west is crazy

[opal night]

Were the same height fr

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Copium

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ruby idk what i want because i tell myself im leaning LA but when someone asks me something about college i unconsciously Google Berkeley's policies for it

[opal night]

Idk girl warriors aren’t enough to make me say yes

[vague hemlock]

rip

come for warriors and MCB

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Stop the propaganda

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i went to mavs vs celtics and the celtics whupped ahh

[hidden bloom]

Only I can spread propaganda

[pallid rivet]

Steph curry will be sad

[vague hemlock]

Like yesterday someone asked me what to pack for college so i googled Berkeley's checklist lol

[opal night]

Flip a coin and before you look at it, you’ll know. If you don’t, look at it and think about the choice the coin made. How does it make you feel?

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UCB best UC

[opal night]

Mcb is soooo competitive

[vague hemlock]

interesting proposition

[opal night]

I’ll miss him so much which is why I’m going in 2 weeks!!

[vague hemlock]

I'll wait till i get coa+scholarship though

[opal night]

You can try multiple times

[vague hemlock]

isn't Berkeley your favourite

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@opal night she’s bullying me again

[opal night]

It really helps

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Ban her plz

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hi bertha

[opal night]

Bertha never bullies

[vague hemlock]

Bertha literally banned 2 innocent people

well 1

[hidden bloom]

She literally spreader lies earlier and slander my name

[hidden bloom]

2** KVD and Michelleobama

[opal night]

True

[vague hemlock]

yeah but 1 innocent person, Michelle

[opal night]

Deal

Real

[opal night]

When does pton start

[vague hemlock]

kvd deserves to be banned

[hidden bloom]

@opal night look she was mocking me

[hidden bloom]

Like school year?

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Don’t starboard it 💀

[opal night]

Yes

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I can literally pull it up rn

[vague hemlock]

Send the message link

[hidden bloom]

Normally early September, but incoming freshman has to come late august for freshman week or whatever

[vague hemlock]

early September is late

[hidden bloom]

Bet

[hidden bloom]

We get out may too

[vague hemlock]

i think berkeley starts August second week

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i hope you get into 3 ivies and stanford but then you wake up and realize its a dream and then they all release on april 1 and you get in but then its just april fools and you wake up again then your AC is broken and both sides of your pillow are hot

[vague hemlock]

oh yeah

We get out march

[vague hemlock]

omg bro put effort into an insult

[opal night]

Has the countdown started

[hidden bloom]

@vague hemlock #🚀-general-chat message

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its my default insult for bertha its why she banned me lmao

[hidden bloom]

Ban her

Now

[vague hemlock]

jokes on you i like warm pillows

[hidden bloom]

I demand

[reef forge]

she supposdely did it as a 'joke'

[opal night]

Lowkey I’ve had dreams where I’ve gotten in 😭

[hidden bloom]

WTF you just deleted her message

[pallid rivet]

Get help

[vague hemlock]

nah bro I'll be okay even if everything that comes after this is a rejection

[reef forge]

least delusional a2cer

[hidden bloom]

Someone deleted her message

[opal night]

Ok Stanford wannabe

[reef forge]

u banned me after i said the same thing

but for you

[opal night]

Yale dreams crushed

[rotund ember]

this lowk demonic

[pallid rivet]

I need sun

Please

[opal night]

I need snow

We can’t all get what we want can we

[reef forge]

im da truth

[hidden bloom]

“Joking around” uh huh…

[pallid rivet]

I don’t want to go to the northeast and I don’t want to stay in state

[vague hemlock]

yeah our ban command is

[hidden bloom]

Same

[opal night]

Yeah I wouldn’t want to stay in your state either 💀

[pallid rivet]

I hope you are chained in socal

For eternity

[vague hemlock]

716708721450942525 rule 1 violation

[reef forge]

what state

[opal night]

I hope you’re chained in Florida for eternity

[pallid rivet]

Yk what you do med school in socal

And you practice there

[hidden bloom]

!rule 1

[frigid gate]

#📜-rules

​Rule 1: Be Nice

​Please respect all members of the community. Disruptive, aggressive, disrespectful, creepy, or otherwise obnoxious behavior is prohibited. Hate speech and slurs within the community, whether via server messages or profiles, are absolutely not tolerated.

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AH NAH JITS FROM FLORIDA

WSGGGG JIT

[pallid rivet]

No que my cuh

My slimejit

My Cubbajit

[opal night]

Have fun in your crazy state fr

[reef forge]

have fun in gainseville

uf

[opal night]

ONG

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uf '78

[pallid rivet]

No

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youre going there forever

[pallid rivet]

NO

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UF FOREVER

GO GATORS

YOURE STUCK

[pallid rivet]

If I end up going to Gainesville I have failed

[hidden bloom]

Best state is NJ

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best state is texas

[pallid rivet]

Ah he’ll nah

[rotund ember]

kvd knows the truth

[frozen night]

aint no way texas

[reef forge]

spoken like a true cali nerd

[pallid rivet]

You’re jealous there’s no alligatoes

[vague hemlock]

best state is california

[opal night]

We have alligators

[tribal copper]

BRUH KVD

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bro doesnt even live in cali yet and alr glazing it

[pallid rivet]

Lies

[hidden bloom]

!rule 1

[frigid gate]

#📜-rules

​Rule 1: Be Nice

​Please respect all members of the community. Disruptive, aggressive, disrespectful, creepy, or otherwise obnoxious behavior is prohibited. Hate speech and slurs within the community, whether via server messages or profiles, are absolutely not tolerated.

[opal night]

No I can send pics

[vague hemlock]

I'VE LIVED THERE BEFORE

[hidden bloom]

Bro doesn’t even live in Cali

[tribal copper]

i thought shes instate 😭

best state is massachusetts all yall wrong asf

[rotund ember]

💀

[reef forge]

oh yea send pics from when you lived there? wait nvm iphones didnt exist back then

[rotund ember]

ok

[tribal copper]

check the charts

[frozen night]

LMAO

[reef forge]

lowk mass is up there (my birth state)

[vague hemlock]

BRO WAIT I DO HAVE PICTURES

[rotund ember]

no1 asked blud

[rotund ember]

texas better tho right

[frozen night]

mass over texas any day

[reef forge]

ok but taken with a nokia

[reef forge]

fasho

[hidden bloom]

Google

[tribal copper]

BRUH USNEWS HAS A STATES RANKING

[pallid rivet]

Photoshop

[tribal copper]

MASSACHUSETTS ISNT T10 😭

[vague hemlock]

how do I hack into my parents gphotos

[rotund ember]

we all know usnews fake

[tribal copper]

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/rankings

[reef forge]

calm down before i sic the rice AOs on you

[opal night]

There’s alligators in sac

[vague hemlock]

lmao what's#1

[pallid rivet]

It’s because you have the Boston ferics

Celtics

I’m sorry

[reef forge]

UTAH

[rotund ember]

BRO

[reef forge]

LMFAOOOO

[rotund ember]

NO WAY UTAH IS ONE

BYE

[tribal copper]

us news is fake..

[rotund ember]

HELP ME LMFAOOOOO

[reef forge]

IDAHO

[opal night]

Nah 💀

[hidden bloom]

UTAH number 1 is crazy

[frozen night]

no way ist utah

[tribal copper]

LMFAOOOOO

[opal night]

Delulu

[pallid rivet]

You’re trying to copy us

[frozen night]

manipulated charts

[tribal copper]

ONG

[hidden bloom]

I didn’t even know Utah is a state til yesterday

[pallid rivet]

Imitation the best form of flattery

[tribal copper]

LMFAOOOOO

[rotund ember]

bro no way idah #3

[hidden bloom]

!rule 1

[frigid gate]

#📜-rules

​Rule 1: Be Nice

​Please respect all members of the community. Disruptive, aggressive, disrespectful, creepy, or otherwise obnoxious behavior is prohibited. Hate speech and slurs within the community, whether via server messages or profiles, are absolutely not tolerated.

[vague hemlock]

Lmao california still beats texas

[rotund ember]

usnews needs to keep it a buck

[frozen night]

how is us news' entire states ranking wrong

[opal night]

Nah bc our state will never be as wild as yours

[pallid rivet]

Those states paid usnews for tourism

[reef forge]

youre cooked buddy have fun at ur safety

[frozen night]

HOW IS FLORIDA #1 in EDUCATION

[reef forge]

and im banning you from transferring

[pallid rivet]

BIENVIDO AL MIAMI

[tribal copper]

EZ EZ EZ EZ

[reef forge]

no more transfers for u

[pallid rivet]

GUELCOME

[tribal copper]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2023/11/01/best-state-to-live-in-2023/71395336007/

[hidden bloom]

@stable pecan What’s your top 3 college from the list you’re applying

[opal night]

Have fun there forever!

[pallid rivet]

Dawg my county banned some books

[rotund ember]

BRO LMFAO

[pallid rivet]

Fym best education

[opal night]

Us Californians reject you

[vague hemlock]

because those kids barely have to study because everything is banned 🔥

[tribal copper]

IM DEAD

[rotund ember]

HOW IS TEXAS #50 IN FISCAL STABILITY

[frozen night]

is ap african studies still banned in florida

[hidden bloom]

??? you’re the one who bullies me

[pallid rivet]

Yes

[tribal copper]

COPE WENDY

[hidden bloom]

🙃

[frozen night]

what about psych

[rotund ember]

cali #50 in opportunity tho

humble urself

[vague hemlock]

no wonder bro wants to leave the hood

[vague hemlock]

LMFAO FR?

[pallid rivet]

@vague hemlock one of the teachers that wrote my rec letter was pressured into resigning bc she wanted to teach a banned book

[rotund ember]

deadass

[vague hemlock]

aw I'm so sorry :(

[pallid rivet]

She was goated

[tribal copper]

thats sad lowk

[reef forge]

bruh im not gonna live in texas postgrad obviously lmao

[vague hemlock]

What originate are you

[tribal copper]

why ban books in the first place 💀

[hidden bloom]

She’s just hating cause she didn’t get CMU likely

[reef forge]

im going to nyc and working at the top ib firm i get into

[vague hemlock]

🚮

[reef forge]

FAX MY CMU LIKELY TOO GOOD

[pallid rivet]

Bc moms for liberty

Liberty my ass

[rotund ember]

u scared

[vague hemlock]

ayyyyyyy same fr need to bring my nyc journaliste dream alive

[rancid mural]

[tribal copper]

ong!!

[reef forge]

hyuk hyuk 'my enemies 🤓 ☝️ '

[rotund ember]

texas gaps

[tribal copper]

LMFAOO ME WHEN I LIE

[pallid rivet]

@reef forge finance shill

No soul

[reef forge]

fein fein fein

[tribal copper]

LMFAOO

texas MIGHT gap florida

[vague hemlock]

alabama on top

[tribal copper]

MIGHT

[hidden bloom]

@fossil willow

[reef forge]

allat talk just for you to live in fucking iowa or sum shit

i alr know

[rotund ember]

go to the gym

😊

[tribal copper]

LMFOAO

[fossil willow]

guys what r we saying

[tribal copper]

i already went for like an hour gomd

[reef forge]

I KNOW YOU RUN THROUGH THE CORNFIELDS BERTHA

[hidden bloom]

@stable pecan Why aren’t you “I go gym” her

[tribal copper]

best state

[rotund ember]

go talk to a woman

[pallid rivet]

An hour is not enough

[tribal copper]

is NOT alabama

[pallid rivet]

Moare

[reef forge]

I KNOW YOU RUN THROUGH THEM

[rotund ember]

😊

[tribal copper]

yea u right im sorry

[tribal copper]

:(

[rotund ember]

always remember i have ur tiktok

[hidden bloom]

No i dont

[hidden bloom]

wtf stalker

[reef forge]

half the server does atp

[pallid rivet]

@hidden bloom when are you starting the cycle

[hidden bloom]

@stable pecan Ban doxxer

[tribal copper]

not me, slide that 🙏

[rotund ember]

@stable pecan ur state is the best bless

[reef forge]

if anyone gets his tiktok they find me bc uhh look at the comment section 😅

[vague hemlock]

imagine having tiktok

[hidden bloom]

wtf glazer

[rotund ember]

WAIT IMMA LOOK SOON

[reef forge]

no stop

[hidden bloom]

When I’m 500lbs

[rotund ember]

that's me!

[rotund ember]

so now?

[reef forge]

gym

[pallid rivet]

@opal night take notes

[hidden bloom]

Bros stalking

[tribal copper]

go gym

[tribal copper]

this is a CRAZY DICKRIDE

[hidden bloom]

Literally last time I talked about it before today was 3/14

I said those ironically

[tribal copper]

LMFAOOO

[hidden bloom]

One sentence

😐😐😐

[reef forge]

bertha whens your next rejectiondecision

[rotund ember]

all in a day's work

[hidden bloom]

😐😐😐

[opal night]

Friday

[hidden bloom]

🤓🤓🤓

[tribal copper]

wendy can I get some glaze ( @undone briar )

[rotund ember]

wait kvd do u have jhu

[reef forge]

omg we all getting into usc this friday

[rotund ember]

💀 💀

[opal night]

Going to reject their butts

[rancid mural]

its ok gym is good

[reef forge]

why would i ever apply to a depressing school like that (i applied cmu, cornell, upenn, pton)

[rotund ember]

wait is penn depressing i just thought it was hella comp

[hidden bloom]

K

[reef forge]

#1 suicide rate

[rotund ember]

lowk i shouldve applied there 💀

[hidden bloom]

Pton isn’t depressing!

[rotund ember]

oh!

[tribal copper]

penn is depressing

[reef forge]

oh yea sure!! fs!!

[tribal copper]

💀

[reef forge]

pton super collaborative!!

[opal night]

Idk I loved Penn

[rotund ember]

@reef forge i wouldve applied to wharton just to show u how ez it is

[reef forge]

bro i toured and i freaking loved it

[rotund ember]

🥱

[hidden bloom]

@reef forge I’m making pton a better place

[tribal copper]

thats insane..

[opal night]

Same love at first sight

[rotund ember]

LMFAOOOO im joking sorry 💔

[hidden bloom]

According to my supplements, I’m changing pton for the better

[tribal copper]

aww how sweet luck

[reef forge]

i wanna get into pton just so that i can watch your rise to king over the next 4 years

[vague hemlock]

(me with UCLA)

[hidden bloom]

Facts

That’s me alright

[reef forge]

stop hating nerd

[opal night]

SAME EZ CHOICE SMRITHI BE A BRUIN

[tribal copper]

its ok mit queen i know u could've had that ez

[reef forge]

wait lemme find my pton yap sesh

[vague hemlock]

The colors are so ew though

[rotund ember]

bro my common app essays and supps r 💀

[vague hemlock]

I WAS GONNA SAY

THE GLAZE IS INSANE WHEN DID YOU BECOME HAWK

[rotund ember]

LOL

[reef forge]

glazing doesnt count if its my goat luck or my king overrated

[vague hemlock]

fr all my essays suck

[hidden bloom]

Ngl i cooked with that pton conclusion. No wonder they accepted me fr

[rotund ember]

me when i lie

[hidden bloom]

Real

[vague hemlock]

Overrated is valid luck is uh questionable

[vague hemlock]

i swear my essays are yap

wait look at this

[hidden bloom]

??? Wtfff

[rotund ember]

yap gets u in ngl

[opal night]

Wdym 💀 ucs all have the same colors different shades

UCLA’s light blue >>>

[hidden bloom]

Why r u hater, I literally supported you when u were applying for UChicago

Yea, luck pton best

[rotund ember]

bro someone wish me luck for jhu tmrw

[opal night]

Gl!!

[hidden bloom]

Gotchu

[scarlet iron]

good luck

[rotund ember]

thanks! much appreciated!

oh wow u guys actually did

[hidden bloom]

Who’s this

[vague hemlock]

Yeah exactly berkeley's shades are better

[opal night]

No UCLA’s >>>

[vague hemlock]

you !rule 1 me so often

[tribal copper]

shut up mit nerd

[opal night]

Light blue 💙💛

[hidden bloom]

Maybe stop being mean >:(

[rotund ember]

ok harvard and yale nerd

[vague hemlock]

mine

[tribal copper]

na u cooked

[rotund ember]

why did u kinda cook tho

[tribal copper]

ky

[vague hemlock]

ok sorry you're very cool and i wish you luck ||(/hj)||

[reef forge]

chat is this valid?

[rotund ember]

gasp

[rancid mural]

we don't do that here

[tribal copper]

KVD BRUH

"due to"

😭

[hidden bloom]

??? That last part was unnecessary. Should have said /srs

[rotund ember]

if jhu gives me enough aid 💀

[pallid rivet]

Penn is competitive not depressing tho

[hidden bloom]

Various depressing rankings would say otherwise

[reef forge]

chill on me gang

[vague hemlock]

UW Madison (wrote a 650 word essay at 11 pm on nov 1 🔥)

[tribal copper]

nah kvd u cooked

[vague hemlock]

LMFAO

[rancid mural]

MIT is the best among all the universities which rejected me are trash which include harvard

[pallid rivet]

I’m gonna end up a designated driver

[hidden bloom]

Bros getting into all the ivies

[vague hemlock]

"bUt ThEyEe My BaBueS"

[reef forge]

@hidden bloom according to my essay i will be a supportive and encouraging presence to my peers

just like you my goat

[pallid rivet]

1984

[hidden bloom]

Yesssir, making out of the hood with this one

[rotund ember]

what

[pallid rivet]

@reef forge how did you write how you were going to change the world as a finance shill

[reef forge]

i didnt apply to gt

[pallid rivet]

With your Wharton education

[reef forge]

mf thinks i applied as a finance major

would never be so stupid lmao

[pallid rivet]

Bro probably did bepp

[hidden bloom]

Real

[reef forge]

i applied as the randomest shit bc im not a money hungry prestige whore

[reef forge]

my essay for that was so fucking cringe holy

[hidden bloom]

Hook goes wild

[vague hemlock]

remind me how many t20s you applied again

[vague hemlock]

still didn't get in 🔥

[hidden bloom]

20

[reef forge]

im a management major!

[vague hemlock]

Yearbook stalker

[hidden bloom]

🥲

[reef forge]

dont expose me

[hidden bloom]

Why is there timer

[reef forge]

i shared that in confidence 😡

[hidden bloom]

There’s only like 3 people here

[tribal copper]

sorry gang u cooked

[vague hemlock]

you put it in the server

nothing in a2c is private

[hidden bloom]

He cooked, or he’s cooked!?

[scarlet iron]

bro

[tribal copper]

bruh can we infiltrate #1135710137986846730

[vague hemlock]

i had 3 freshmen dm me after i got into berkeley💀

[hidden bloom]

Why what’s going on there

[tribal copper]

dont hate on my dawg kvd

[scarlet iron]

whose essay isthis

[vague hemlock]

Shit im at 2%

[reef forge]

nah luck is papa he would never

[vague hemlock]

Mine

[reef forge]

W luck

[hidden bloom]

I’m asking what you meant lol

I would never

[tribal copper]

he cooked 🔥

[hidden bloom]

Fr 🔥

[tribal copper]

omg yale chat talking ab boys

kms

[reef forge]

https://tenor.com/view/girls-i-wanna-see-men-gif-14036185955552631559

[reef forge]

twinnem is wild

[ashen carbon]

y'all i think im not mathing anymore

[tribal copper]

cook

[ashen carbon]

maybe i'll just be a poli sci major

[hidden bloom]

Yale mid chat

[hidden bloom]

Be cs

[vague hemlock]

Ayyyyy

[ashen carbon]

Big O

and graph theory

[undone briar]

ahh

[ashen carbon]

my pleasure

[scarlet iron]

i screwed up big time here

[vague hemlock]

lmao

im so excited for decisions

[hidden bloom]

You applied to ivies?

[vague hemlock]

3

[ashen carbon]

im about to thoroughly fail this pset

[hidden bloom]

Which

[undone briar]

rawr

[rancid mural]

this is funny lmao

[undone briar]

hi guys

[rancid mural]

[vague hemlock]

Columbia brown penn

[scarlet iron]

omg someone finally finds it funny

[rancid mural]

dibbles owns his life to his master

[hidden bloom]

W

[rancid mural]

master finds it funny

[pulsar pond]

today Carly says I'm not getting into JHU

SO I WILL GET INTO JHU

[scarlet iron]

fuck carly

lmao

[hidden bloom]

Pinging her

[scarlet iron]

carly told me im 99% getting into harvard

liar liar pants on fire

[hidden bloom]

Mayhaps

[pulsar pond]

yea last time I asked carly on the day Harvard REA comes out Carly says I have a 93% chance of getting in

[rancid mural]

[pulsar pond]

then I got deferred so imma treat whatever value Carly gives me with 100-

[scarlet iron]

lmao

[pulsar pond]

so today Carly told me I have a 7% chance, aka I have a 93% chance of getting into Hopkins

[scarlet iron]

carly needs to get her shit tgt

[tall moat]

LMAO

They’ll laugh at that

[vague hemlock]

I thought you guys meant Carly as in chloe

Then i realixed you probably mean the bot💀

[rotund ember]

i thought u said rail

my fault bro

[rancid mural]

typical smrithi

[scarlet iron]

i'm talking abt the bot

[rancid mural]

[rancid mural]

[ashen carbon]

i’m getting railed by this pset

you’re misinterpreting the power dynamic

[rotund ember]

ohhh my fault g

me too tho 💀

[tribal copper]

LMFAO WHAT

[tribal copper]

bro i like these

[undone briar]

idk

[scarlet iron]

i thnk its bad

[tribal copper]

ok 💀

[ashen carbon]

HE GAVE US TWO EXTRA DAYS

OH MY GOD IM SO HAPPY WTFFFFFF

[rain frost]

cmu better anyways! what major r u doing at cmu

im likely headed there asw

[zinc helm]

ece

[rain frost]

yoooo same

[hidden bloom]

Should I major ECE or CS

[rain frost]

yoooooooo

[hidden bloom]

🤔

[rain frost]

ece better

[zinc helm]

ece

[hidden bloom]

I was leaning towards ECE

But cs easier

ECE harder

[zinc helm]

cs unstable rn and you might get replaced

robotics is about to boom

[hidden bloom]

That’s what I was thinking

[zinc helm]

AI will need better chips so ece>>>

[ashen carbon]

really?

man if only umich had accepted me for robotics lmfao

[zinc helm]

yup

new AI will need bodies after all

[ashen carbon]

i really applied to their newest major and they deferred me

[ashen carbon]

hmm

that's a pretty good prediction i was about to shit on it but it's smart

[zinc helm]

yeah Nvidia just had their presentation today

it was all about Ai and robotics

and how they Use AI to train robots for irl

even disney is investing a shit ton

[ashen carbon]

yeah

i think ece presents a good challenge for ai

bc communication time is tricky even for humans

like its probably the biggest counterintuitive thing

its why macroeconomists suck right

but on a more local scale like traffic control

[zinc helm]

longer time before you get replaced in ece because youre still bound to the laws of physics and actual physical things + money. wheras cs is highly theoretical and abstract. although I think well all be jobless in 20 years so its wtv

[ashen carbon]

man i wonder how big the wealth gap will get before we realize we don't need capitalism anymore

like when everything is automated efficiently enough

i feel like it could be forever

[zinc helm]

EU will start universal basic income first. USA will take longer

it will be a struggle

but after countless riots of jobless people gov will be forced to do it

[rancid mural]

it will take forever

maybe EU will do it but us won'

[tall moat]

negative income tax > ubi imo

[lethal surge]

harvard interview as an intl

is getting me delusional

longest 9 days of my life incoming 💀

[rain tundra]

What country are u from?

[lethal surge]

au

[rain tundra]

Do many people apply to Harvard from there?

[lethal surge]

no clue

[scarlet iron]

U got this dumpy

Is in the 💼

[lethal surge]

ty stranger from the internet

🙏

[hidden bloom]

Real

[lunar star]

Wait why do we have slowmode, it’s not even Ivy day yet 😭😭

Do we talk that much fjdhdhshhs

[cerulean flax]

Have you seen the number of messages on this thread

[undone briar]

it’s bc of me

[undone briar]

have you gone viral yet

[pulsar pond]

yo dudes

im feeling more nervous for jhu than i did for harvard like be fr this is so insane

[rancid mural]

harvard for the streets jhu for the sheets

[undone briar]

good luck, praying for best of luck for yall 🫶🏾

[pulsar pond]

hahahahaha

this is my first t20 final final decision

imma pray that we get it done soon so i can go to sleep in peace

[cerulean flax]

No sadly

Maybe I make a stats and ecs that got me into Harvard TikTok and I’ll go viral

[undone briar]

yes they’re starting

i can’t wait to make a video and then people tell me i only got in bc im black 😂

do what

[cerulean flax]

Fr people just be hating no matter what

[undone briar]

no, i shouldn’t have to not make a video just to not be discredited

i’ll make a video bc i wanted to see a video of someone applying with a 30 act like me 😃 and be from rural background

i truly don’t care which is while i’ll post it anyway

[rancid mural]

what do you hate

[undone briar]

bc i mean if i already know then who cares 💀 im ready, and at the end of the day if im into the school then oh well 💀

[rancid mural]

uwu i heard you are one of them

do you hate urself too?

[undone briar]

i just feel like that statement is like saying if you’re fgli and urm you shouldn’t make videos about you getting into college

well that’s exactly what the statement is actually

i’m confused how i’m reading too much 💀

i mean the point was i’m gonna make the post bc idc 💀 they already ate me up on reddit and were wrong so

yes you’re right in that sense

but i’m not gonna let that stop me from making a video if i want to make a video im gonna make a video

not to be cliche but i mean i really did wish i saw someone like myself so

someone from a rural area, not even just URM and how they were able to succeed due to lack of opportunities

[rancid mural]

i heard you are racist

don't you like to race cars

[undone briar]

ok

yes i understand the place you were coming from

my response wasn’t meant to be derogatory towards you

i just think it’s crazy that URM should have to walk on eggshells just bc they’re successful

and i’m not gonna walk on eggshells was my point, not deragotory towards you but towards society ig

yeah but it’s not like it’s any website it’s literally every social media, everywhere

it’s not even just social media

my point is idc im gonna celebrate and share my accomplishments, i know how hard i worked and found opportunities for myself 💀

and not from being urm but from being rural and from arkansas 💀

anyways @cerulean flax when the tiktok coming out

[cerulean flax]

I don’t even have TikTok tbh so it might take a while 😭

[daring pumice]

!ivy

[steady anvil]

yall goldfish is so good

meow

[vague hemlock]

*gets waitlisted * jkjk manifesting the best for you

[vague hemlock]

people will tell me i only got in because i applied as an English/journalism major💀

[cerulean flax]

People will always simplify why people got in to one thing or another to make their accomplishments seem less

[vague hemlock]

ngl it can give a lot of people hope to see someone of a similar background get their dream results

[undone briar]

yeah

you get what i’m saying

[vague hemlock]

my friend got into nyu with normal ecs but top tier essays and that give me hope that essays have power

[cerulean flax]

Just gotta trust yourself and know who you are

[vague hemlock]

a lot of people share their results to flex yes but some share to inspire others

[undone briar]

there will always be hate when it comes to black people so 😭 somebody has to take the bullet

[vague hemlock]

that's true yes

[undone briar]

it’s that deep

it’s a cycle

lack of representation

continues the lack of representation

[vague hemlock]

^

haters gonna hate 🗣️

"If you have enemies, it means you've stood up for something." - Winston Churchill

[steady anvil]

fire 🔥

[cerulean flax]

My enemies are my teammates in ranked

[undone briar]

ugh time to go work my double 😞

10-10 is crazy

[faint hedge]

not cracked personally but yes the people here are

didn't expect to see any arkansas representation here but glad there is lol

[undone briar]

AN ARKANSAN

PERIOD

when you say not cracked i bet you’re cracked

[faint hedge]

LOL

[zinc helm]

guys. how petty are AO's. would they reject because I made 2 mistakes on my app which i corrected in updates?

[undone briar]

no

not at all

i’ve seen people get in and put the wrong school in the essay

[faint hedge]

nah I'm not impressive as the other kids here

I'm gfli

[undone briar]

i’m from the delta 😃

[zinc helm]

phew

[faint hedge]

the reason why most kids here are impressive here is because their parents either work at the big 3 or are professors at ua

[zinc helm]

im ngmi

[faint hedge]

dang

[faint hedge]

not saying they didn't work hard themselves

[undone briar]

yeah and ik it’s big money out there

[faint hedge]

but it's easier when you have connections and you have a plan for college apps

[undone briar]

definitely

[faint hedge]

yeah the bentonville kids are crack af

[zinc helm]

ngl I got so lucky with connections despite how poor my area is. imagine meeting mark zuckerberg in the middle of the hood😭 thats how it felt for me

[undone briar]

it’s ok we are cracked in our own way fr

[undone briar]

i thought you weren’t low income?

[zinc helm]

poor area but not low income. my mom works 3 jobs remember

[undone briar]

well i didn’t know the last part but superwoman!!

[zinc helm]

oh lol

[undone briar]

we should chat in dms if you have time later lmao but i gotta go clock in now so 😞😞

[faint hedge]

alr see ya

[zinc helm]

it also helps that washington dc and nasa are so close by to me

[rancid mural]

[zinc helm]

you got into MIT iz?

[rancid mural]

yes

mit for the streets

harvard for the sheets

[zinc helm]

lol

[rancid mural]

that escalated quickly

i am gay actually

[zinc helm]

I'm joking fr🙏

[rancid mural]

even if i were't , i wouldn't marry you little boy

[zinc helm]

💀

Ok bro

No need to get hostile

[rancid mural]

[rancid mural]

alright

i wanna get married though

i will marry a harvard women

that is why i am here

[zinc helm]

Average MIT student

[rancid mural]

[tall moat]

usually it’s ppl who r jealous. most ppl in higher ed/elite schools (both faculty and students) agree w diversity efforts anyway

[zinc helm]

Time moves too slowly when you're waiting

January as a month was a snap

March feels so long

Ah. Called the stopped-clock illusion

[ashen carbon]

good luck dude!

[ashen carbon]

real

actually not real idk why i said that im uncommitted 💀

[zinc helm]

Real

[ashen carbon]

i mean you could always do the kbj thing

pick your battles

biting the bullet means more in some cases than others

for an individual

[zinc helm]

Me with CMU acceptance day😭

Got me so mad

[spice goblet]

dibbles

[zinc helm]

Like bro you do what I did then💀

[zinc helm]

What's this mean

[spice goblet]

idk ever since i joined they always ping dibbles

[ashen carbon]

ngl if i get in ik people are gonna tell me i didn’t deserve and honestly i won’t have

[zinc helm]

💀

Huh

Cap

[ashen carbon]

but i also don’t care

bc i know my stats are not representative of my intelligence

[rancid mural]

[ashen carbon]

and i feel like lots of people cheat and lie more than me and are not as deserving

so idc

[zinc helm]

Everybody that gets in deserves it unless you're a billionaires son with a 1010 sat and 0 ecs

[spice goblet]

z list

[ashen carbon]

barron trump

[rancid mural]

you don't speak about that here

[zinc helm]

If you're a billionaire lurking this chat, I'm sorry. Can I still have 5mil for my space mining company in the future?

[ashen carbon]

typical uchicago bullshit

[zinc helm]

What I call finessing

[ashen carbon]

i’m ngl like i love uchicago but they are far more dishonest than they like to advertise themselves as

[spice goblet]

ong

[ashen carbon]

yeah honestly in a corrupt world

i’ll be lucky if i get in bc i didn’t lie harmfully

and if i don’t i’m ok with that

[zinc helm]

I'll admit lying is bad bc honest students could've had a shot

But it's wtv. Nothing you can do now

[spice goblet]

fake it till u make it

[zinc helm]

Bro is def a billionaire son

Can I have 105 mil big bro?

[spice goblet]

only if you get into harvard

so my ivnestment is worthwhile

[zinc helm]

🙏

Trust and believe

[spice goblet]

i dont do that bullshit

get in or not

105m if you do

[zinc helm]

😭

[spice goblet]

your loss if you dont get in

[tribal copper]

PLEASE 🙏

[spice goblet]

you got harvard?

[zinc helm]

Chill I need the money more

[spice goblet]

arent u yale

[zinc helm]

[tribal copper]

hand me the 105 mill pls 🤗🤗

[spice goblet]

🤝

you can get ur research funded

[zinc helm]

Rip my tuition

[tribal copper]

thank you kind sir

dm me for mycashapp 🙏🙏

[tribal copper]

na

we can split 70-30

i get 74 mill

u get the rest

[pulsar pond]

yea that is highly likely sis