#Harvard University (2023-2024)
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yk what was really fucking funny to me
dune part 2
oh
watch dune 1 first tho
they said something like “the lisan al’gaib must come from our people”
clogging this chat with yo lame ahh movie
movie of the year everyone is watching it
lisan al-gaib means the voice from the outer world
how long is dune 1
why tf would the voice from the outer world come from your people
3hr?
no the prophecy is that someone from the outer world will join the fremen
then become the leader
like paul
he comes from the outer world but becomes a fremen
muad'dib
some rando guy crying?
Imma admit
he got rejected penn ed
I didn’t watch dune 2 yet
lmaoo
Only dune 1
womp womp
bruh
womp womp
No spoilers
penn better anyways
^
harvard poor harvard
Harvard bottom of the tier

now he’s clouted
i didn’t like that they didn’t seem to care that paul was harkonnen
it was one scene and then they just accepted it
you alr got into a mid-tier ivy ur chilling
they went “this is the way” or some shit
10 days are gonna feel so long
i
upper ivies: hyp, midtier ivies: penn columbia. lower tier ivies: cornell, dart, brown
am i right or am i right
Brown is lower mid tier
But still mid tier
cornell is upper ivy imo
nah
Upper if you want to jump of a bridge
its the best engineering/CS
least obvious cornell glazer
cornell is the worst ivy
yikes
its literally a public school bro they have instate tuition
Bruh
CORNELL HAS THE BEST ENGINEERING/CS PROGRAM
Engineering doesn’t matter if you ☠️
least obvious cs major
well i’m just gonna say this, i applied to harvard, yale, princeton, columbia, penn 😭
coby when’s columbia admitted student day
bro didnt apply to lower tier ivies lmfaooo
W coby
If I want cs, I’d go to like UIUC or UC Berkeley, not Cornell
ENGINEERING AND CS ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT ATM
💀
13th or 21st
Past t20, school culture is more important than academics
It is tho fr
does quality of life not matter to some of u dudes and stuff
tbh i just wasn’t drawn to them
lol u beat me to it
huh
but i’m not that big of a princeton fan
dont lie blud we know u saw the rankings
I said past t20s school life matters more lol
they can’t stop me
maybe doesnt mean it isnt top tier
Yeah that's why i said "lol u beat me to it"
Oh lmao
enjoy your rankings circlejerk ig
To quote my friend who is an intl
stay on break forever
dont come back
well it’s prob bc i didn’t look in depth at them but mainly bc they’re in the middle of nowhere
Top US schools aint got no life
🔥
its a damn fire hole but we are willingly jumping in
i made the exception for yale though
brown is like an hour from boston iirc
brown vandy rice etc are pretty fun
Bros gonna get banned again
good that means ill catch up to fqngz
jhu
Princeton does next year
in total warn + ban
oh the more yk
why next year
new england is small
t5 most depressing with the likes of pton cornell penn berk
According to my supplements, imma make Princeton more positive, close knitted, and friendlier and better
And that takes effect when I go to pton
🔥🔥🔥
that's why u see a bunch of people who school in new england move around states a bunch for fun
alright if u say so
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tbh i think i would go to columbia over princeton idk though
yale is somewhat fun
We don’t need you
||if im being honest i like columbia better than yale and pton||
WELCOME TO NEW YORK
is it worth sending an update to Harvard saying just "I qualified for IMO 2024 yesterday."
i’m sorry luck 😞
common knowledge
:(
i’d disagree on yale
no need to redact it buddy
i just said i hope to inspire pton students to do both
Yale mid
what does do both mean
but for me idk
i have zero fucking clue
Shit I said I hoped to be an inspiration to students
yale is mid asf bro its horrible for stem and carried by random humanities majors that no one likes
🔥🔥🔥
cornell better than the 3 ngl
Yale L cuz they didnt interview me
Stop the cap
Real
real
sounds like a you problem
soon HDPSM (D=Duke)
Hopefully
least obvious duke glazer
except maybe princeton, cornell is better
itst rue tho
princeton grade deflation also turned me off 😬
penn/columbia is prolly closest
I’ll let it slide
it had something to do with living in china and the us and being gay and asian
i already come from a rural/sourhern area and i’m sure i’m kinda behind i can’t have that screwing me up
I like it to be challenging 😒
it doesnt have to be ivies necessarily
School too easy
penn and columbia better than duke
true
luck ur cooked bro
I ain’t gay
i come from a place where only intl school kids apply to US schools
i am gay
most wrong duke glazer
i wish id applied to duke
I know :(

i’m bi
i don’t get it
so im quite fucked considering im from an underdog local school
3.5??? I’m aiming for a 3.0 💀
🔥🔥🔥🔥
im a US citizen living abroad bro
bros praying to graduate
your hs did not prepare yall well smh
I’m praying they don’t revoke my scholarship
oh right i’m sorry 😞

what the hell is a counselor yall
dont worry abt it
ngl harvard has the balance of everything i want UGH i want it baddddd
least elitist harvard westlake student
i go to public buddy
😭
no big deal~
bro goes to harvard west lake
oh
aka 'papa harvard is so prestigious'
Sure buddy
i had 4 at my school basically someone who helps you with school and college stuff
throwback to when they ate me up on reddit
oh boohoo
i rejected harvard west lake 
also heard the queer community is thriving i’ve only met gay harvard kids
yes i know what counselors do im just joking cus my school aint got one
but good for u bro
i like the black community, location, city, obviously their humanities is so good, shall i go on?
I LOVE THE BLACK COMMUNITY ACTUALLY
BGLTQ+
what is your act
same
shoutout to aaron thompson tiktok
reply with. 'nah id win i got into columbia low diff'
30 😂
💀 that comments pretty harsh ngl
regional average is low though
yeah ik
never trust reddit they’re so stupid
i think u made the right choice submitting
i mean my act is still like 95th percentile so
i do too
"I question the significance of your 4.0" 💀
schools are moving back into test required and your test score put into context is extremely impressive
the yale admissions office podcast said their most promising applicant had a 30
fun fact yale podcast talked about on their standardized test podcast they said they had a student that was like the best in their group
oh shit
the whole point of test required is putting numbers into context
SO WHY IM JOPING IT WAS ME 🙃
we listened to the same episode didn’t we
if it was u wouldve got a likely
we did 😂
that’s not really how likelies work
what did you get on ur test
it wasn’t saying like best applicant but best applicant of the group
and they give likelies strategically
18 act 990 SAT test opt
not necessarily if you’re the best applicant but if they think other schools are gonna want you
idk i think the 4.0 is pretty impressive
i’m barely surviving with a 3.8
thats why u getting accepted nowhere
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Same
so glaze that glazy mcglazer
bluds valedictorian
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Perchance
you cant just say perchance
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Mayhaps
who
ARGHHHH
your pfp is a 2010 meme and your account is four years old
pton luck
i had to call yale financial@aid bc my dad keeps messing up my financial aid 😞
least obvious bot

and they said i had to submit a document of how he survives basically day to day bc he’s kinda broke
ik i joiend this server cus of decisions in next 2 weeks
and they said “submit it and we will have to consider that in committee”
anything wrong with that?
Most cultured rich kid
nah
yes. leave immediately and never return
what
aight i will
just be a nice person
i would assume financial aid committee and not admissions committee right
Bye bye 🤫🧏♂️
oh shit
wasnt talking to you
hes getting mogged
fraud
🤫🧏♂️🔥
penaldo
pendu
band to band rn
FRIUUUUUU
nah?
womp womp
what did i do to not deserve this treatment
coby if u glaze harvard sm why didnt u rea
tell me i’m getting into harvard
I paid them 60trillion dollars to not admit you
bc i was scared bc people said it was only good for legacy and athletes 😭
womp womp
so i went with stanford THANKFULLY
bc my app was shit then and i had to change so much
rejected or deferred
REJECTED!!
oh
then i like revamped my entire app
good riddance
Same
added a few more ecs
you got deferred
to qb rd
:(
i kinda found my passion??
did u actually rank pton thinking u had no chance
oh and i decided to submit test scores
😭
and then my counselor also fucked up my school report which we found out later
Bro I only ranked schools that I thought I wouldn’t match to
💀
but we were able to get a new one sent by 2/1
bro set himself up for failure and somehow succeeded
Which is all the ivies partner (except Dartmouth), Stanford, and caltech
Bro I did all my supps the day before it was due too
💀
i
I didn’t rank Dartmouth because…it’s Dartmouth
wow ur so mean
what was ur order
No interview yet🐸🐸🐸
i went to arkansas for vacation once
im not kidding
we rented out a house with our family
like cousins uncles aunts etc
why
i think it was like 2016?
we didnt rlly do much tho outside of the house
wasnt much there
😂
literally
i mean i think northwest arkansas might be kinda fun
or the capital (little rock)
that’s where all the money is
big walmart money in nwa
I also ranked USC cause they only matched 5 people a year
bro 🤏 this close to me and you being classmates next year at penn
the way you talked so poorly about yale YET!
deferral got bro mad asf
This was before Ik Yale was mid
oh sorry
same with me and stanford though so
can’t blame you
u apply ed?
damn yall salty asl
the best school is wherever accepts me
stanford is my 2nd choice
blessing in disguise
english
im trolling bro
you get rejected
where did u ed
where
the best catholic/jesuit school
umm i still haven’t gotten anything in the mail from columbia so i think it was a mistake
ok georgetown?
boston college
Georgetown?

nah ur j rural it will take more time
damn u get in
Bro didn't get in
yeah yeah
Rip
dw about it
Wait
sheesh
i withdrew from georgetown
You did?
yea
Why is bro not prefrosh
you’re so cracked you pre law insanity
It got rescinded 😭
not committed
coby what if i see you on campus at columbia
@reef forge what's your stats?
shredded actually
depends
Jk, it’ll only start being send out after rd comes out
i wouldn’t know if it’s you
nah people already got them but i was joking ik
i check my portal daily to make sure
Deadass you’re cooked
990 sat 18 act 3.6 gpa
i had 3.99 1570 for ND rea
thx
💀💀
You being fr?
north campus library 🔛🔝
Is 3.4 gpa and 1080 sat ivy oworthy?
princeton is already frying your brain
bros lying
same thing
obviously not
1550+
if you’re triple legacy and donate millions
my gpa fr
What you get
msb + sfs double (intended)
Most oblivious rich kid
ill dm
Kk
i wonder if anyone got AO interview recently
do you think it counts as an interview if i picket the admissions office before my class on tuesday
You’re cooked
what ur stats
just because you got ur acceptance LEAVE THE REST OF US ALONE YOU SHIT STAIN
how tf did u get in
kidding 🙃
u donor?
Bros acting like he didn’t get a Columbia likely
fr
@reef forge most oblivious prep school kid
sorry i’ll sit back 😞 nothing feels real yet
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ur donor too bud
SHIT STAIN IS CRAZY
😂😂
💀
ik im funny
harvard westlake got bro messed up fr
Fr
you might’ve paid half@of someone’s tuition for the year
y'all need to chill

huh
dont be afraid to warn him for calling someone else a 'shit stain'
This is an A-B conversation, C your way out
WHAT
ok smirk ti
But yea ban him

😞😞😞
stop before they actually get me 😭

Bye bye
I can't find the a2c touch grass image
get up on yo good foot
but y'all need to touch grass
literally tell them to go play outside or sum
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i’m on spring break so before i go clock in at chick fil a
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ima do what i want
Ty
gosh
Imma do my own thing comment
my guy😭
ve ri tas
yeah ngl that was kinda insane
I am saying it out of concern for your well being
tell em
he honestly should be banned so maybe he will be forced to touch grass
you naughty girl
LISTEN IT'S A NICE GAME
AH HELLLLLL NAHHHHHH
wait no way that's going on starboard
LMFAOOOOOO

my grandma loves farmville
SEE IT'S SO ADDICTIVE
blud deleted it
lmfao
that will NOT be my legacy on a2c
😹
farmville
FARMVILLE

IM TELLING YOU IT'S A FUN GAME
send that image again
I touch grass everyday 😡
it looks like a children game
Stop the cap
embrace your inner child

i am doing okay with life
🧢
i don't need a children game
G is so majestic

IT'S A NICE GAME GUYS😭
i really thought y'all would revolt over the 4h on discord
Should've cropped the image
🧢
im so happy i get the prefrosh color in 10 days
FR
nah all of us prolly got that shit
when did farmville become a children’s game
oh wait i wint
💀
he’s an
i thought it was always for older people
💀💀💀💀
All children games are also for older people

Drop your screentime don't be shy
oh
smrithi you should touch some young grass
i hate that
🐮
my parents took my phone
bro it looks sm better
ok i think im finally gonna get out the car after two hours of just sitting here
ik but i can’t believe it’s almost all over
But i did😭
like i will not have another chance to get into a school i want to 
the only reason i havent changed is i think its bad luck

unless i fracture my college experience and transfer
mod color>
hell nah
you lost my respect
that ugly ass green is the closest you will get to touching grass
💀💀💀 do you not have laptop screentime
i wanna play tennis but no one wants to play w me 😞
how do i check
I literally spend like 3h a day on a farming game i touch plenty of grass
they have tennis courts in arkansas?
Idk ask a cs major
@hidden bloom
:(
come to nyc
ok now.
that you nver had
depends
bruh
i’m sorry
wdym
depends on if columbia pays for my travel
ah
and if i have other acceptances
if you get other east coast acceptances
come to nyc anyway
it’s not too far by train
There we go
from pton or yale

i get so much hate on a2c :3
deserved
yeah possibly since now they have lion den days too

the real me wants to be at visitas
hater for a reason
i just hope i don’t eat all my own words
😔
what did i ever do to you
Omg finally someone who likes me hi
if i don’t get into harvard guys just act like this never happened

sus
say hi to my friend for me
I LOVE YOU!!!!!
you merely adopted the dark, i was born in it
who

ilyt🥰

ethical obama fr
is gtown out this week
probs not
O LOVE GAASA
UGH
I LOVE IT SO MUCH
UGHHHH
well technically he wouldn’t be in GAASA 😞
nah she does an awful obama impression i love her
like truly atrocious
if you meet her you’ll know who i’m talking abt
i hate how i have nothing before ivy day
unless vandy comes out
i have so many
i have 9+ in one day
i withdrew from nyu, usc, bu, and georgetown
could be even like 11-12
Prolly
after
8 ivies + nyu on march 28 but it could be even more if emory/vandy/stanford etc come out on that day
i also have northwestern on the 27th and then duke on the 29th
March 28th will be an interesting day
when does rice usually come out
Only if I will it
my order is columbia, princeton, yale, upenn, harvard to balance the stress
Pton best
yeah rep your set
Yessir
that was my initial thought but
i should open cornell first right
i want it to get the ball rolling
mine is nyu, brown, cornell, dartmouth, pton, yale, columbia, harvard, penn
or berkeley
and the rest is like i’m not too fond of princeton and upenn so i put them in between yale and harvard
true that’s how i had it at first
lowk i might just do spinny wheel
now i’m gonna rethink it again 😞
yay
TRUE
damn
im just really hoping to get either williams or hmc this week going into ivy day
i’m so scared thinking about opening harvard
idk i think i would feel more comfortable if they had a video
like for yale/columbia if you get in you know your screen is gonna go black
i closed my eyes when i got harvard rea
and i didn’t hear anything but i knew that didn’t tell me shit
😭😭
confirmed?
duke?
oh damn ok
Send
im recording
Why
i didn’t record stanford rea though bc I KNEW
:(
:/
'i forgot to record my reaction'
did you yell
outside of UK/Canada?
no i opened the decision and i was rlly nervous on camera so i quietly said 'yes, yes i got in' and then immediately shut off the camera
then i started celebrating with my family later and we got lit
period
Cause Yale mid
where does he go
hoping to make a video like this with stanford
watch the video and see
well the slideshow
wrong reply sorry
Bro alr got into columbia
^^
ok and
he did too
i’m him he’s me
and i’m gonna make a video like this
bc i’m gonna be so cool
ugh this has been such a long journey
Yepp
i’m so blessed AHH
the amount of panic i had when my counselor screwed my school report
and stressing over whether to submit or not
this is unbelievable
Cooked
i’m literally a trailblazer
i refuse to believe yale wasn’t talking about me on the podcast episode 🙃
who else submitted a 30 act
me i did
aww this is so cute 🥹
so wholesome
nah im just kidding it was a 26

did you submit or go opt
i submitted
period
it was the only saving grace of my application
what was
i think i got lucky bc i was born to be good at the sat
but everything else im kinda mid
1600
no i didn't take the act lmao
WHAT WERE YOU TALKING AGOIT
!harvard
joking
Me
!yale
!ivyday
U just messed with the mods… get ready bucko
Whaat
It repljed in #🤖-bot-commands
just say you hate me
i love you
i love you too
love you too 😞

Perchance

i can tell by how i’m pending
cap cap cap
Perchance
HOLY SHIT????
U GOT IN??!??!?!
no
why r u here neither r u
Why are you here😭
Cause I’m welcomed here
Fr
its actually crazy because that last paragraph of the meme essay was spitting bars
BULLDOG BULLDOG
when i got the video i started to cry
my uber driver handed me a waterbottle
relatable
this is true though
it's my single flex ever
Ma’am this is Harvard megathread
bow wow wow
i was about to order food then i got the columbia email
walked out to the car
and screamed until i started coughing
Fr
Facts
i didnt even film myself but i wish i did
i posted on my private story SCREAMING and crying from the car tho
my crying face is now a newspaper club meme
please and ur so real
im not kidding.
im all puffed up
and like red in the face
i look like i got lip filler
i was already sick so that didn’t help 😭
WHOOO MEEE??
this one cold from like 2019 has still not left my voice
oh my
no i meant why i started coughing 😭
where i live
nooo i was responding to mars ab the truth coming out
that’s my problem now
nah it really doesn't surprise me that they stage those
marketing is marketing
nooo I Faked it
they were like send them!!!
ok....
i get captured so much by the school photographer for website diversity photos
does ur school have a decisions page yet
PLEASE
im the only full east asian boy in my grade and many of the wasians are white passing
actual cash cow for my school
isnt mr physics on the site
wait seriously!?!
he's full jewish
You ready to get accepted to pton
this is so crazy to me bc
my school is like
MAJORITY asian
ik i thought that too when i met him in sixth grade
pls
no yeah i wonder what i would've been like had i gone to a sp hs
probably far less of a nerd by comparison
u shouldve come to mine
did u apply to any
nah id probably have ended up at bxsci or stuy
most of my friends from elem went there
wait how long have u been at your school
since sixth
i woulda gone to booker t if i hadn't gotten into my hs
i wouldve been a private school kid
i got into ur school
LMAO
nest contacted me like a year into ms and said they were taking me off the waitlist lmao
NOT NEST
4th
i applied to literally every private school with a pulse not including the boarding schools
N-E-S-T GO NEST
damn
i got wl'd from all the others after i got into mine
tragic
my parents were like
the first two turned out so good
cant let this last one end up at hunter
HUNTER lmao
several of my classmates and i took the seventh grade hunter test
i did not get in
but im still pretty good friends with some hunter math kids
honestly what hs you go to in nyc ended up not mattering too much for me
bc my school is honestly not good at stem although tbf the other pvt schools are much much worse
tbh if i went to ur school i'd be happy
uchicago feeder
(im salty over my rejection)
...
would you?
j robert oppenheimer ahh school
although thats also harvard so ig im a hypocrite
pleeassee
i honestly think ab how diff my life would be rn
if i got into my n1 ranked school
i wanted to go to lehman
huh
lehman
seems like it all worked out for you
fair enough
sm of it is luck tbh
like this entire thing
despite the tragic number of nyc pvt acquaintances you gained
PLEASE
okay half the ppl i told u ab i hu with
Knew it
my school does not have good gay options
can u leave???
and i cannot pull women im too much of a twink
It’s a public server??
you can come here ur gonna find SOMEONE amongst a thousand ppl
at least you don't go to school with them in a class size of 120
if you came here you'd see them LITERALLY every day
Bulk
i
i actually like not being bulky
Same
its not what it looks like pookie
ngl i hate being plain gay
LMAOO
wdym
like just gay
Can’t help you there you’re on your own
that's fair
nyc is too small for me alr i cant even
im sorry
LMAOO
i would die if i had to see all those men
you're kind of in a cliquey circle of nyc
your interests align too well with pvt kids
im sure you'll meet tons of new people
honestly
im friends with like everyone
its the writing
yup
wait till you meet all the harker kids from palo alto
a SHIT ton of ppl reached out to me
NOT HARKER.
rice spice magazine
i have to stop thinking about college admissions
activistgirl went there
pleaaasseee
i mean
depending on who you ask everyone from my school is also insufferable
i find us insufferable like 30% of the time
fair enough
im guessing
THSTS SO FUNNY
it was somethin!
WHO R U
everyone knows me
lmao
dude if i get into this school im actually gonna turn them down to decrease their yield rate

thats not even ur name
