Harvard University (2023-2024)

[wanton lance]

sorry jiejie im not applying to brown 😭

[bitter path]

Cat did u go early with brown??

[plain marsh]

also yeah the vid is 1 week after you get ur portal (when you apply)

[plain marsh]

yes 🫶🫶🫶

best decision eva

[rotund ember]

LOL me neither 😕

[plain marsh]

meimei its okay 💔

[minor pecan]

🔥

[plain marsh]

WHAT

[stable pecan]

Omg this video is chasing me everywhere

[plain marsh]

my chinese sisters 💔 both of you

[lofty depot]

yeah I got tests till 25th, no time for the video

[rotund ember]

i got in somewhere early and removed brown 😭

[wanton lance]

ill make the drive to meet u trust

[plain marsh]

awwwwww <333333

[minor pecan]

yeah, it’s not worth applying atp

[rotund ember]

light work no reaction

[minor pecan]

best to just save the money

[lofty depot]

hmm i see

[plain marsh]

luck the anti brown propaganda won’t work

[lofty depot]

i see what you're doing here

[plain marsh]

if you apply to brown i will give you a forehead kiss and also i will give you insider information

[minor pecan]

…

[wanton lance]

ed or ea

[rotund ember]

ea

[lofty depot]

.

[rotund ember]

otherwise i wouldnt still be applying to college 🫡

[wanton lance]

ya i have a solid safety now after my uchicago ea

now we shoot for the stars

[rotund ember]

queen

[wanton lance]

harvard and peen here we come

[orchid mason]

UC Hicago EA is crazy

[rotund ember]

u ate fr

[lofty depot]

oh ok

[plain marsh]

rahhhhhh

[minor pecan]

you have test to study for … it’s a better allocation of time to study rather than write supplements for a school that is NOT NEED BLIND for international students and has a 3% acceptance rate

[wanton lance]

STOP I CALLED IT UC HICAGO AND UMICH ON MY WHY US

AND I TALKED AOBUT CHICKEN NUGGIES

[orchid mason]

LOL

[rotund ember]

LMFAO i spelled johns hopkins wrong in my jhu app 💀

[wanton lance]

my uchicago one was a comedy of errors

[orchid mason]

Was it a John Hopkins moment or was it goofier

[rotund ember]

john hopkins

[plain marsh]

mrs luck don’t listen to him he is peddling lies

[minor pecan]

everything there was true tho

[orchid mason]

I mean, you got in sooooo

🫡

[plain marsh]

i will personally help you with your application

after i read ellie’s commonapp essay

[minor pecan]

brown is NOT need blind for intl

[lofty depot]

nah my rival's sister goes there prolly with faid

but then he got rejected ed so yeah

[plain marsh]

ok this may be true but i will PAY for your tuition.

[rotund ember]

rival is crazy 💀

[wanton lance]

uchicago was weird, emails never came out and alot of people deferred didnt get a letter 💀

[minor pecan]

😐😐

[lofty depot]

brown could be hard for me too

[minor pecan]

I will send you $10 if you don’t apply

[lofty depot]

he had isef and shit

[rotund ember]

bro isef kids r so insane

[lofty depot]

and I don't

[plain marsh]

whats that

some fancy summer program?

[wanton lance]

international science fair

[rotund ember]

int science fair

[minor pecan]

international science and engineering fair

[wanton lance]

STEM kids wet dream

[minor pecan]

it’s light

[plain marsh]

oh

[rotund ember]

💀

[plain marsh]

HAHAHAHAHHAA

never felt a woman’s touch type activity

[rotund ember]

ngl i didnt know isef was a thing until like end of junior year

[plain marsh]

isef doesn’t mean anything next to your beautiful personality

[minor pecan]

lol

[lofty depot]

now that's cap

[wanton lance]

all my friends be doing it, but im a buiz kid so i didnt bother

[minor pecan]

i will pay you to not apply @lofty depot

[wanton lance]

too lazy to do research

[lofty depot]

❤️

[plain marsh]

mrs luck would you really let a MAN bribe you with money…

[rotund ember]

i be too dumb for it 💀

[minor pecan]

you can buy ice cream with the money @lofty depot

think about it

[rotund ember]

facts like girls support girls

[plain marsh]

if you don’t apply you will always wonder what you may be missing out on…all the wonderful potheads you’ll never meet and all the hippies you won’t befriend 💔

[plain marsh]

exactly <333333

[lofty depot]

lmao are you gonna parcel it to me?

[plain marsh]

girls who aren’t girls girls baffle me

[rotund ember]

literally

[wanton lance]

ill take this

[lofty depot]

hmmm

[rotund ember]

wait facts me too

[wanton lance]

thats like. 2 bobas

[minor pecan]

yoooooo

🔥🔥🔥

it’s working

[rotund ember]

bro in this economy it's 1.5

[minor pecan]

money talks

[plain marsh]

NAURRRRRRRR

[plain marsh]

guys my go to boba order is 8 dollars

💔

[orchid mason]

That's like 70% of a boba here in LA 💀

[stable pecan]

It’s not that bad

[lofty depot]

who said?

[rotund ember]

texas so u can still find $5 boba

[rotund ember]

holy what

[plain marsh]

naurrrrrr not fair

[stable pecan]

LA bobas aren’t all above 10 bucks

[minor pecan]

it’s like $7 for a medium one in cambwig

[stable pecan]

That’s what I’m saying

[plain marsh]

i am nostalgic for times where coco bubble tea was only 6 dollars for a large

[wanton lance]

im in cali but its like $6 or $7

[plain marsh]

@minor pecan have you ever been to the coco in skyview

[rotund ember]

ngl i havent had boba in so long

[stable pecan]

Taro is the best flavor

[plain marsh]

original >

[rotund ember]

bro thai lowkey be hitting tho sometimes

[minor pecan]

nope

[plain marsh]

with foam cap

[wanton lance]

i just go cus my friends take me :/

[plain marsh]

why…

[wanton lance]

average bay area asian

[rotund ember]

LOL

[plain marsh]

do you listen to keshi

[stable pecan]

LMAO

[rotund ember]

essential-hoodie boba-drinking mfs

[stable pecan]

HAHAH

you’re wrong

[wanton lance]

she knows the entire package

[rotund ember]

ok

[plain marsh]

LMFAOOOOO

[wanton lance]

this is why we all are carbon copies on the college apps

[plain marsh]

valorant playing is a must too

[wanton lance]

NO WAY

[orchid mason]

I ain't gonna lie I can't disassociate the taste of taro with soups

[wanton lance]

peaked dia and quit 😎

[stable pecan]

😞

[orchid mason]

'Cause like we use taro a shit ton in Filipino cuisine 💀

[minor pecan]

there are better places

[lofty depot]

@minor pecan i got an ultimatum! u gotta help me with my loci and I won't apply to brown. What say?

[wanton lance]

switched to LOL for more brainrot

[plain marsh]

where

[plain marsh]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[plain marsh]

NAURRRRRRRRR

[minor pecan]

how can i trust you

[plain marsh]

it’s okay carbon copy Bay Area Asians deserve so much love

[rotund ember]

bro in college i think imma grind pokemon go

[plain marsh]

I PLAY

POGO

[rotund ember]

ill be near so many poke stops

NO WAY

OMG

WHAT TEAM ARE U

[plain marsh]

add me wen you play a few of my friends play at brown

[lofty depot]

[plain marsh]

the best team

should be obvious…

[minor pecan]

vivi, anda, mi tea, kung fu tea, gong cha

lots of places

[lofty depot]

hmm good question

[stable pecan]

Ooh king fi tea is good

[plain marsh]

(if you get it wrong i will be sad)

[rotund ember]

mystic

[plain marsh]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

WENDY

[rotund ember]

YESSIR

[plain marsh]

all of my brown friends are

PISS TEAM

🤢

[rotund ember]

oh wtf ew

[plain marsh]

they tried to buy me the team medallion to change

[rotund ember]

another con for the why brown

[rotund ember]

NAWWWW

dawg why they doing u like that

[plain marsh]

tbf brown students being piss team is actually a turn off

a school ick

because why are you acting like that

[rotund ember]

i havent hopped on pogo in so long

[minor pecan]

don’t apply to brown tho it’s really not worth just from a logical standpoint

[rotund ember]

ive been grinding school the past like 2 years

[plain marsh]

I don’t know 💔 but i have a cp 4200 slaking which dominates the gyms

[minor pecan]

i can help you with loci but ive never written one so idk how they work

[rotund ember]

WTF

[plain marsh]

there are so many pokestops and gyms at brown

[rotund ember]

what level are you oml

[plain marsh]

my friends dorm is a gym 💔

[rotund ember]

bro ik every college is so saturated

[plain marsh]

im currently 39 wby

[rotund ember]

this is actually the dream

[rotund ember]

34

[plain marsh]

baby player

[rotund ember]

WTF

[plain marsh]

it isssss

[lofty depot]

i guess the question should be other way round too. How do I trust you'll help me out?

[rotund ember]

JIGGLYPUFF HAS A COQUETTE BOW

??

[minor pecan]

well

[rotund ember]

y'all are turning into opps what is this

[minor pecan]

if it will stop you from applying to brown i will help

[plain marsh]

kf tea off thayer street in prov is so good its right next to the scili so my friends and i always go

[rotund ember]

WTF

U CAN PARTY PLAY NOW ??

bro i havent been on in so long oml

[plain marsh]

YES LOVE

[plain marsh]

hop back on

[rotund ember]

my trianer code is 0381 4986 5588

[minor pecan]

kung fu tea is the go to spot at harvadd

[plain marsh]

omg wendy i got a shiny ditto

[lofty depot]

i mean if a guy with isef and sibling legacy didn't make it, i guess that's fair

[plain marsh]

a shiddo

[rotund ember]

i will after scholarship and summer program apps 😭

[minor pecan]

oh yeah it’s joever

[rotund ember]

wtf so lucky

[plain marsh]

our KFT is better because it’s next to a cute Chinese restaurant so you can get drinks and food all in one

[minor pecan]

no ours is better

[rotund ember]

i have shiny oshawott

[plain marsh]

and it is across the stream from our major library

[minor pecan]

actually hmm maybe yours is better

[plain marsh]

sooo cute

[plain marsh]

will addb

[minor pecan]

we have to walk through a construction site to get to it

[plain marsh]

BAHAAHHAAHA

[rotund ember]

luck where do u go to school

[minor pecan]

brown lol

[plain marsh]

wait why do you need summer programs as a HS senior

[rotund ember]

i like doing research

[plain marsh]

cringe

[rotund ember]

and i want to get paid

[plain marsh]

cute

[rotund ember]

and go somewhere for free

[plain marsh]

REAL!!!!!!!!!!

[minor pecan]

what’s your major @rotund ember

[rotund ember]

biochem

[plain marsh]

we also have a vivi and a tiger sugar

[minor pecan]

it’s worth

tiger sugar we have that o

[lofty depot]

can everyone please take a screenshot of this or something? Might require you guys for testimony in future??

[minor pecan]

😐

[rotund ember]

💀

[plain marsh]

tiger sugar only good for the Sanrio cup holders

[minor pecan]

i have never been to tiger sugar

[plain marsh]

why

[minor pecan]

i don’t know

i will go next time

[plain marsh]

wait my dream job is defense attorney

i got you

[grizzled dragon]

you got my back buddy

[rotund ember]

wait cat if i go to mit it's only 1.5 hr drive

[minor pecan]

??

go to harvard

[plain marsh]

boston is a 30 min train ride

<33333333

[rotund ember]

buddy harvard gotta accept me first

[stable pecan]

Go to the better Boston-adjacent schools

[minor pecan]

you’re in already

[rotund ember]

💀

[minor pecan]

im working in admissions office next sem

[plain marsh]

they will

[minor pecan]

👍👍

[plain marsh]

WAIT

[stable pecan]

You’ve reformed from your ngmi days

Wow

[plain marsh]

I WANNA WORK AT MY SCHOOLS ADMISSIONS OFFICE

why are you copying my dreams now

[lofty depot]

thanks @plain marsh

[rotund ember]

luck my king

[plain marsh]

he’s just trying to convince people to not go to brown

[minor pecan]

you’re copying me

[rotund ember]

my liege

[lofty depot]

[plain marsh]

of course my love

[plain marsh]

i love the word liege

[rotund ember]

omg

we should team party

[plain marsh]

so chivalrous so knight esque

[plain marsh]

we should <33333 my friends and i are gonna walk around prov for party and routes next semester

[rotund ember]

ill make congyou bing for you 🫡

[rotund ember]

oh yeah what are routes

i saw that but idk what they are

[plain marsh]

ok routes are basically like

[lofty depot]

while I'm not applying to brown, if I get into any of the 20 unis in the us I've applied to, surely visiting brown to see you 🤧

[plain marsh]

little paths

[minor pecan]

😐

[plain marsh]

you can take for rewards

witn set starting and ending points

[rotund ember]

omg

that's so cute

[plain marsh]

that you have to scan i think(?)

there’s one along Brown campus <3

[minor pecan]

pokemon go is still a thing ??

[plain marsh]

yes babe

[plain marsh]

<333333

[plain marsh]

i got a shiny ditto

[rotund ember]

such a good thing could never end

[lofty depot]

wowie

[plain marsh]

mrs luck are you a pogo player

[minor pecan]

what’s a ditto

[rotund ember]

cat do u spoof

[minor pecan]

like a dino?

[plain marsh]

shape shifting pokemon

[rotund ember]

cute purple blob

[plain marsh]

no you’re so silly

[rotund ember]

https://tenor.com/view/ditto-dance-gif-9953498

[plain marsh]

it’s a pokemon that disguises itself as other pokemons

[minor pecan]

oh

[plain marsh]

SO CUTE

my babygirl

not as cute as mimikyu but still cute

[rotund ember]

omg so cute

[lofty depot]

for the longest yes

now ive been trapped at home for 3 months

rarely make it out of my room

[minor pecan]

bruh

[wanton lance]

wait wut theres a mrs and mr luck

[minor pecan]

we’re unrelated

[lofty depot]

nah we got a contract now

help with my loci

and ill not apply to brown

[lofty depot]

we're connected 🙃

i got accountancy test tom so gonna study now

see y'all

[plain marsh]

good luck mrs luck

[steady bear]

yo chat

anyone on their harvard portal

not yet have their transcript or recs

[worn current]

me

[sand iris]

Does anybody else's portal say that Harvard is awaiting LoRs despite the Common App saying they're downloaded

[steady bear]

yeah they aint got my recs yet either

[jolly lichen]

yeah I wouldn't worry about it. portals just take a few days to update, especially after the flurry of apps all being submitted recently

[plain marsh]

hi @jolly lichen

[jolly lichen]

hiii

[plain marsh]

how goes it

[jolly lichen]

not bad not bad, back to work today after 2 weeks off 😩

but I was getting bored doing nothing at home

[plain marsh]

which trader joes do u go to

dont tell me u dont go to trader joes

[jolly lichen]

I do not 😤

[plain marsh]

actually u might be a whole foods person

or a wegmens

[jolly lichen]

there's no UES trader joes

smh

I shop at fairway ugh

[plain marsh]

wait a damn minute...

is it next to an AMC

[jolly lichen]

nope

[plain marsh]

ok whatever

[wanton lance]

hey cat, i think you respond better in this server, but could you look at the msgs I sent you? (loved ur suggestions btw, just had a few questoins)

[plain marsh]

AHHHHH YEAH IM BAD AT DMS

I WILL LOOK 😭

momentarily

un momento por favor mi amor

[fluid oracle]

Do you give input on common app essays 👀 I was doin some last minute revisions

[plain marsh]

i do sometimes

[fluid oracle]

Could you give mine a glance pls

[plain marsh]

ok

sure

why not

[fluid oracle]

Thank you

[plain marsh]

im gonna get to ellie first

[fluid oracle]

I’ll send in a minute

Yes Nws

[plain marsh]

👍

[strange wedge]

POV: Cat being an inspirational college advisor baddie

[plain marsh]

LMFAOOO UR SO SILLY

i love you

[strange wedge]

Love you moreeee

[plain marsh]

<3

[spice owl]

dude..

Harvard is #1 trending on Twitter

what did they do this time

[rancid mural]

the president resigned

[spice owl]

yeah

kinda expected

[rancid mural]

fr? LMAO

they tried to defend the plagiarism so hard

was about time she resigned

[acoustic granite]

bro i think lots of president did but they havent found out yet

[plain marsh]

if im not mistaken there was a report done that showed no verified counts of plagiarism, although she made multiple citation errors

[sand iris]

I wonder whether the people who criticize Gay will refuse to buy the Critique of Pure Reason because they think Kant plagiarized Hume or something

Cancel Kant!

[plain marsh]

OH MY GOD

the kant hume beef is one of my favorite historical dramas

@sand iris im a philosophy major

[sand iris]

As you know all philosophers in the western tradition plagiarize Plato

As such we should just abolish the field

[cedar salmon]

Omg featherless biped man

[sand iris]

The definition of plagiarism that some of the critics seem to adopt casts such a broad net that basically anything ever written would count as plagiarism

[tepid sphinx]

Uh oh

[jaunty umbra]

Y’all

I remembered in my app here i said I wanted to be a public health lawyer bc I wanted to take predatory big tobacco companies to court

🤭

[jaunty umbra]

Why

[tepid sphinx]

That’s interesting

What made that something you’re interested in?

[jaunty umbra]

Yeah o talked about how they’re predatory and culturally appropriate their marketing in poc neighborhoods, advertising in jazz festivals and African American culture festivals. I talked about also how they prey on young children by making vape flavors like bubble gum and Froot Loops. I opened my essay about how in despicable me, gru had such a command over his audience (the minions) when he talked about how he was going to dominate the world LOL

[jaunty umbra]

I’m in a vaping prevention group and got to attend a coalition day at the capitol! I got to listen to older individuals talk about how they lost so many close family due to vaping and how so many of them lost their voice.

I work at a store where they sell cigs and other items and I’m checking people’s stuff out and they have the most raspy voice

Then they ask for 10 cartons of cigs and I don’t want to give them that cause it’s an addiction, but it’s also my job

But yeah the appropriation in marketing and how they target poc communities was what made me want to be a lawyer. It’s the most sick and deceptive thing in the world

[strange wedge]

Accusations of her PhD being plagiarized

And then it turned into a huuuugee thing

[jaunty umbra]

How do u plagiarize that 💀

[orchid mason]

Apparently she forgot some citations and quotation marks

[jaunty umbra]

On her diploma? 💀

Unbelievable

[orchid mason]

No her dissertation

💀

[jaunty umbra]

I’m at a loss of words

You can’t make this up 💀

[rancid mural]

wouldnt the committee deal w that

the one who reviewed it

[orchid mason]

Usually yes iirc

As for the committee that deals with plagiarism accusations, iirc they determined that although the mistakes were bad, they didn't reach a level of egregiousness that would warrant serious action

And then people got mad because they were apparently applying double standards between her and regular students being accused

[errant phoenix]

i love ur story but is it illegal for them to do that?

[buoyant carbon]

See idk about this, I’m pretty sure they weren’t holding her to as high of a standard as some other students

For example this one dude on reddit (i know not the most trustworthy source, but based on his other posts i feel like he’s legit)

He used to be a harvard graduate student and he said he knew a guy that had to take a YEAR off because of TWO PARAGRAPHS he plagiarized for an EXTRA CREDIT assignment

so for the president to have any semblance of something like this is not acceptable in the slightest if we are to apply the standards equally

wow i am stupid and i didnt read ur next message. sorry lmao

[ashen carbon]

yeah

the whole thing was about how they kind of handpicked the committee

[buoyant carbon]

corruption is just so rampant

like people with money just control so so much

[jolly lichen]

have you read the actual plagiarised text? it's nothing of any intellectual significance, it's all boilerplate writing

[buoyant carbon]

I heard it’s her acknowledgements

[jolly lichen]

among other things

[pulsar pond]

:PPPP I wrote a Northwestern supp in one hour

[buoyant carbon]

@jolly lichen

“What really got me was that she plagiarized the acknowledgements in her dissertation [1]. The acknowledgements are a chance for you to acknowledge others that contributed to your work and success. It should be the least likely part to be copied from someone else.” (from reddit)

what do you think of that

[bronze gyro]

I wrote my whole yale+cornell app in 45 min 💀

[pulsar pond]

🤯

that's crazy productivity

i struggled for days to write all my supps

now all that's left is that i need to write my BU supp

[bronze gyro]

not productivity but last minute desperation

[pulsar pond]

and recycle supps for UPenn and Stanford

[bronze gyro]

i knew that the deadline for yale was 2 jan but just didn't 'realize' it

and was thinking corn was 5 jan

if i still get into yale with this shitassery

[jolly lichen]

yeah I read the text. it's weird but again all boiler plate phrases

[buoyant carbon]

also this https://freebeacon.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/Gay_Research_Integrity_Officer_Complaint_.pdf

[ashen carbon]

me too lmao

i’m so resigned

my essays are pure garbage

maybe i just gap year and try again

[bronze gyro]

was there an option on the harvard app to be considered for the president position? i couldn't see any such thing on mine.

[sand iris]

[gray marsh]

anyone here got deferred?

[pulsar pond]

hi there deferred number 1

[gray marsh]

ohh same 😭😭

[rancid mural]

everyone lol

83% get deferred in rea so a lot of the ppl still here were deferred

[gray marsh]

what have you guys done since?

[jaunty umbra]

Trust me there’s so many ways to go around the law

I used to do compliance checks checking if gas stations in my area sold tobacco to minors still w/out carding, and the majority of them did.

[rancid mural]

most of them just worked on RD apps

and found stuff for the LOCI

[jaunty umbra]

It might be tho bc I live in a semi rural area where the owners of shops are way less likely to card

[rancid mural]

im rural and theres only like 2 stores that dont card ppl

so all the kids go there 😭

idk how they havent been punished

cus it would be p obvious no?

[lofty depot]

love how you're replying on behalf of the deferred gang lol

[vivid crystal]

lol

[pulsar pond]

good morning Harvard megathread

[jaunty umbra]

bro

i submitted my app a day late due to tech issues and got my portal

thank u harvard ❤️

[tiny tiger]

W Harvard

does harvard not take counselor recommendation into account or do we have to submit it elsewhere?

also i don't have to self report test scores on harvard portal right if i have submitted it on the common app already right

[orchid mason]

Your counselor recommendation is your school report

The school report is the form that is filled out by your school college counselor (or equivalent). It includes a transcript, a recommendation letter, information about the school’s academic program in general, and how you compare to other students in your class.

[tiny tiger]

ohhh, i thought school report was about course rigor and stuff

[tiny tiger]

ohh it includes it

mb then, thanks

[orchid mason]

That is your school profile, which is part of the school report yeah

[mint portal]

for midyear transcripts

[tiny tiger]

what about this?

[mint portal]

do they upload it onto the commonapp

or to every school

individually

[tiny tiger]

i think common app right? but then my brother had the principal send his mid year grades to boston university by mail so idk

[orchid mason]

Iirc they can submit it through multiple means

They can do it through common app, they can be emailed, they can be literally mailed, they can be faxed

Tbh you shouldn't really worry cause like, that's your counselor's problem at that point

They've done everything before

[tiny tiger]

hmm yeah

i trust my principal

[jolly hinge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/727850377403170819/1183751597801611304/caption.gif?ex=65a52915&is=6592b415&hm=56813713b332e243c3b5a4e1b4d40cccc178072c4cca4818b88c04c635d028ef&

[pulsar pond]

it's actually good night for me but the cat is cuteee

[lofty depot]

i've got another test tom so anything is good

activated all 20 college portals, too much work fr

[rancid mural]

did harvard extend

[orchid mason]

hurdvurd

[reef forge]

Hahvahd

[finite lodge]

HarHar

[sand iris]

Hahvahd Yahd

[haughty flame]

haverford

[mystic trellis]

i self-reported my sat score through common app and on the harvard portal checklist, there's a check for "sat or act scores"

but if i scroll down, there's an option to self-report testt scores

do i need to do that or am i chill

[reef forge]

ur chill

[wind coyote]

Could I DM someone rq

Think I screwed up my app

[minor pecan]

just say it here

higher chance of getting help

[wind coyote]

Ahh its about essays; a bit too personal

[minor pecan]

hmm good luck finding someone then

[wind coyote]

Thanks

[reef forge]

Most helpful Harvard student

[hidden bloom]

fr

[ashen carbon]

no you should do it p sure they make it so they can’t see your common app self-report

[strange wedge]

Heyyy

[minor pecan]

hello

[strange wedge]

How u doin today king

[minor pecan]

well, the day started 8 minutes ago so im doing pretty good

[strange wedge]

Lmfao

That’s good

How was it yesterday tho

[minor pecan]

it was pretty good i think

[hidden bloom]

You think lmao

[strange wedge]

Bro I had a 105 fever

The day was pretty trash

But we surviving

[plain marsh]

oh my god?????

that’s so high

how are you feeling now ? better?

[strange wedge]

Yeah I literally could not move

[strange wedge]

Yes much better!

Still at like 100

[plain marsh]

what happened

just got sick?

[strange wedge]

I actually don’t know. I think I just picked up something

[plain marsh]

awww okay

lots of warm water

or tea actually

glad ur feeling a little better 🫶

[strange wedge]

Thanks cat🫶

Literally love u sm

[minor pecan]

@strange wedge

don’t drink that

i have better concoction

[pseudo hawk]

me too

[plain marsh]

which is what

[plain marsh]

and i love you too! 🫶

[minor pecan]

someone told me a trick on a game i used to play a few years ago

it was like

green tea with lemon

or honey

[plain marsh]

i said tea

i was specifically thinking about green tea and honey

[minor pecan]

to what

[plain marsh]

oops

[minor pecan]

oh

[plain marsh]

warm water and honey is also really good for sore throat

[minor pecan]

well i clarified for him cause he doesn’t know what he’s doing

[plain marsh]

he’s such a cutie

[plain marsh]

what game

[minor pecan]

uh

idk if i want to say

[plain marsh]

minecraft?

csgo?

valorant?

[pseudo hawk]

i know what kind of man you are.

[minor pecan]

i have no pc

[plain marsh]

apex legends fortnite pubg

[minor pecan]

and this was 4 years ago

[minor pecan]

???

it was rise of kingdoms bro

[pseudo hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-sad-sad-cat-cat-meme-gif-25617057

[plain marsh]

so ominous

[plain marsh]

ive no idea what that is

[minor pecan]

ok we’re safe then

[pseudo hawk]

tbh i thought luck was gonna say clash royale

[minor pecan]

bruh

[rotund ember]

omg have u had this

[pseudo hawk]

but rise of kingdoms makes sense too

[minor pecan]

had what

[plain marsh]

is that the game where you can roll logs at people???????

[pseudo hawk]

yea

[minor pecan]

yes

[pseudo hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-gif-5535732

[plain marsh]

oh my friend plays that

[pseudo hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-emotes-gif-25804615

[minor pecan]

it’s dead now

[plain marsh]

he lets me play sometimes but km really bad apparently there’s strategizing

[pseudo hawk]

not dead

[plain marsh]

what the fuck

[pseudo hawk]

but its gotten significantly worse

[minor pecan]

yeah it was fun back in the day

[plain marsh]

delicious

[pseudo hawk]

they added a new troop for your tower

[rotund ember]

frfr

[pseudo hawk]

its a bomber

[minor pecan]

do you still play it

[pseudo hawk]

yea

[rotund ember]

brawl is thriving ngl

[minor pecan]

bru

[minor pecan]

brawl stars?

[pseudo hawk]

im almost in champion league

[rotund ember]

yeah

[minor pecan]

wtf

[plain marsh]

brawlhala?

nvm

[minor pecan]

some of my harvard friends play brawl stars

[plain marsh]

we too

[minor pecan]

that’s not bad too

but i didn’t play it much

[plain marsh]

not me but

some

[pseudo hawk]

brawlhalla is fun

[rotund ember]

LOL

[pseudo hawk]

except ranked..

[late zenith]

im at 5600 trophies in clash

[pseudo hawk]

[late zenith]

i quit

[pseudo hawk]

not bad

[minor pecan]

both the clash games kinda boring now

[pseudo hawk]

thats like what

[late zenith]

yeah

[pseudo hawk]

early ladder?

[late zenith]

idk

yea

used to be mid

[rotund ember]

play pogo instead

[pseudo hawk]

right

[late zenith]

the whole season j fucked it over

[pseudo hawk]

before the weird switch

[minor pecan]

see

[late zenith]

yeaa

[minor pecan]

i wanted to play it when it first came out

[pseudo hawk]

i'm ~9500

[late zenith]

holy shit

[minor pecan]

but i had no LTE or whatever

[pseudo hawk]

yea... i play too much

[late zenith]

1v1?

[minor pecan]

so i couldn’t leave my house

[late zenith]

rn

[minor pecan]

to play it

[rotund ember]

it's never too late

[pseudo hawk]

too tired yo

[minor pecan]

isn’t it dead now

[rotund ember]

college is lowkey a cracked time to play

[late zenith]

ah i see

bro my deck is so funny

i got no spells

only inferno tower

[rotund ember]

cuz there are so many pokestops and gyms on campus

[rotund ember]

nono

[pseudo hawk]

and what else

[rotund ember]

that's a myth

[pseudo hawk]

all win conditions?

[minor pecan]

lemme redownload let’s 1v1 @late zenith

what’s your ign

wait download it @pseudo hawk

we do 1v1s

[pseudo hawk]

i already have it

what

[minor pecan]

winner gets into harvadd

loser getting rejected

[pseudo hawk]

also i lied im not 9500

but my top rank was masters 3

so almost champ

[minor pecan]

is hog 2.4 stil meta

[pseudo hawk]

meh

its not irrelevent

and u mean 2.6

not 2.4

[plain marsh]

luck turns every university chat into a video game chat room

cs major effect

[minor pecan]

wtf did they do this game bro @pseudo hawk

[pseudo hawk]

yeah the canonneer

[plain marsh]

who the hell super reacted to that

[minor pecan]

um actually

[pseudo hawk]

is the new tower troop

[minor pecan]

im applied math

[plain marsh]

YOU ARE?

[pseudo hawk]

Click this link to add as friend in Clash Royale! https://link.clashroyale.com/invite/friend/en?tag=92QL88YYJ&token=jxzggzk6&platform=iOS

[plain marsh]

holy fuck that’s worse

[rotund ember]

ong

[late zenith]

OK

[minor pecan]

…

[pseudo hawk]

yea ur low ladder

[minor pecan]

cs + math

[late zenith]

ye lol i havent played in months

ok ill add u

TC

[minor pecan]

thought you knew

but oh well

[pseudo hawk]

basically all win conditions!

[late zenith]

💀

ong

no spells

fuck it

[plain marsh]

what if im just

[pseudo hawk]

luck

add me

[plain marsh]

manip

[minor pecan]

ok lemme download

[pseudo hawk]

https://link.clashroyale.com/invite/friend/en?tag=92QL88YYJ&token=jxzggzk6&platform=iOS

[late zenith]

ill add u

[pseudo hawk]

ok

i'll 1v1 hawk first

[minor pecan]

place a bet @plain marsh

who will win

hawk or tc

[late zenith]

tc

bruh

tf

[plain marsh]

mmm

[minor pecan]

(hawk is underdog)

[plain marsh]

oh

[late zenith]

ok

added

[plain marsh]

hawk

easy

[pseudo hawk]

odey on top?

[rotund ember]

cat add me on pogo

[minor pecan]

i think tc will win

you better win @pseudo hawk

[late zenith]

i sent u a 1v1 battle

ye

gl

[pseudo hawk]

we're going

brb

[minor pecan]

if you win i’ll give you $5 @pseudo hawk

[pseudo hawk]

um

my phone died

LOL

hold on

[minor pecan]

bruh

[pseudo hawk]

we're in a match

[minor pecan]

How?

How?

o ok

[late zenith]

bruh

LOL

[pseudo hawk]

it was at 2%

[plain marsh]

got it! sorry it took so long

[pseudo hawk]

im on pc rn

hold on

we'll clutch

dw

[late zenith]

oh

[pseudo hawk]

dw

[late zenith]

bruh

ight rematch after

[minor pecan]

wait hawk add me rn

then

[late zenith]

ok

[minor pecan]

if his phone ded

[late zenith]

send the link

[minor pecan]

ok

[rotund ember]

ur good!

what is brown's mascot

why isn't it brownies

[pseudo hawk]

@late zenith

resend

[minor pecan]

Click this link to add as friend in Clash Royale! https://link.clashroyale.com/invite/friend/en?tag=8GQ8JYG92&token=d4epbh4r&platform=iOS

[plain marsh]

hahahaha do you mean fandom name

wait

[pseudo hawk]

my phone on the charger

[plain marsh]

no

student name

wtf is wrong with me

[late zenith]

just did

wait

luck

[pseudo hawk]

https://link.clashroyale.com/invite/friend/en?tag=92QL88YYJ&token=jxzggzk6&platform=iOS

[plain marsh]

kpop rotted my brain

[late zenith]

im 1v1 TC

then ill ad u

[reef forge]

hi cat check brown channel

[minor pecan]

ok

Add me

so I spectate

[rotund ember]

FANDOM LMFAOO

[late zenith]

after this 1

[plain marsh]

oh

[pseudo hawk]

no

[late zenith]

v1

[pseudo hawk]

spectate

[late zenith]

we started

[rotund ember]

are u a ao3 used

[late zenith]

alr

[pseudo hawk]

we're in match

rn

https://link.clashroyale.com/invite/friend/en?tag=92QL88YYJ&token=jxzggzk6&platform=iOS

https://link.clashroyale.com/invite/friend/en?tag=92QL88YYJ&token=jxzggzk6&platform=iOS

[plain marsh]

I WAS JUSF ON AO3

OH MY GOD

[rotund ember]

OMG

BRO

WHICH FANDOMS

[minor pecan]

ok im soectating

[plain marsh]

MMMMMMMMMMMM

[minor pecan]

WHY DO YOU GUYS PLAY THE MOST ACNCER decks

PEKKA?

WTF

[plain marsh]

im a gojo fangirl go figure 💔

[rotund ember]

I AM TOO

SO VALID

[plain marsh]

he’s so

oh my god.

[rotund ember]

im a jjk man fangirl

[plain marsh]

i usually don’t like cocky men but he is different he’s not like those losers

[rotund ember]

choso toji yuji gojo nanami sukuna

[plain marsh]

gojo

easiest choice of my life

[rotund ember]

LMFAOO

[plain marsh]

he wipes the floor with them

wby

[rotund ember]

are u caught up

in jjk

NAH LUCK

LMFAOOOOO

[plain marsh]

SHUT UP

SHUR UP

SHUT UP

@minor pecan if I didn’t know that already I genuinely may have unaddrd you

[minor pecan]

you wouldn’t do that

[plain marsh]

i would take any of him

not in that way

well

guys

[rotund ember]

bro im actually laughing omg

menace behavior

[minor pecan]

its ok cat

[plain marsh]

what i mean is i would take 0.5 of him

[minor pecan]

why are we going into overtime @pseudo hawk

😐😐

[plain marsh]

WHAT

[rotund ember]

sorry!

[minor pecan]

you’re suppose to be winning

[plain marsh]

IS HAWK WINNING

[minor pecan]

it’s neck and neck

overtime

[plain marsh]

pick out of the men

@late zenith win and you get into brown

or harvard

whatever you want i spoil you

[rotund ember]

toji ngl

[minor pecan]

tc is just playing dirty tricks for free dmg rn tho

if you win you get harvard @pseudo hawk

[plain marsh]

are you 💔 into older 💔 men

[rotund ember]

bro im a tom riddle girlie

[plain marsh]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[minor pecan]

hawk is clutching

[plain marsh]

HAWKKKKKK GOOOOOOOOOO

[minor pecan]

HASK IS GL UHTING WTF

[rotund ember]

im a draco girlie too idc

[plain marsh]

what other fandoms

[rancid mural]

help

[plain marsh]

no because omg sometimes men like that are fine

[late zenith]

gg

[minor pecan]

WHAT TEBFUCK

HAWK ONE

[rancid mural]

draco works in certain contexts

[late zenith]

easy

[minor pecan]

WTF

[plain marsh]

HAWK

[minor pecan]

WTF

WTF

[late zenith]

no one sotps that push

[plain marsh]

HAWK WON

[minor pecan]

WTF

WTF

[pseudo hawk]

😢

[minor pecan]

WHY DO I ALWAYS LOSE

[plain marsh]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[rotund ember]

im a star wars fandom reader

[late zenith]

gg

[rotund ember]

LMFAOOO

[minor pecan]

WHY DO I ALWAYS LOSE

[plain marsh]

@minor pecan IMAGINE LOSINF?????

[pseudo hawk]

@minor pecan why did you bet on me

[rotund ember]

hawk my goat

[minor pecan]

I HATE LOSING

I HATE LOSING

I HATE LOSING

[pseudo hawk]

i lost last second

[minor pecan]

I HATE LOSING

[plain marsh]

LMFAOOOOOOOO

IMAGINE???????????

[pseudo hawk]

😔

[late zenith]

tc my deck works last second

u couldnt stop that push

bandit dash go brrr

[minor pecan]

YOURE LEGIT NGMI

LEVIT

NGMI

[plain marsh]

winning is so euphoric

[rotund ember]

LMFOA

[plain marsh]

im so competitive too

[pseudo hawk]

ok

[plain marsh]

im in bliss

[pseudo hawk]

do i use my actual deck

[minor pecan]

BRO POSIINED THE TOWER

[pseudo hawk]

🤬

[minor pecan]

AND LOGGED IT

[rotund ember]

actual is crazy

[minor pecan]

JUSTTOO LOSE

[late zenith]

Tyy

[minor pecan]

TO A LIMBERJACK

IN THE LAST 2 SECONDS

WTF

[rotund ember]

omg

[plain marsh]

you get into harvard

🫶

[rotund ember]

i am also a marvel fandom fanatic

[minor pecan]

NGMI NGMI

[plain marsh]

I LOVE GROOT

[late zenith]

ive retired TC

[rotund ember]

on ao3 😧

[plain marsh]

i have a rubber duck groot

[rotund ember]

??

[pseudo hawk]

naw

[plain marsh]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[pseudo hawk]

i have a reputation to maintain

[rotund ember]

OML

[late zenith]

its over

[plain marsh]

BABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[pseudo hawk]

i cant go out like that

naw

[rotund ember]

I WAS LIKE U HAVE TO HAVE MORALS

[pseudo hawk]

i need to actually sweat on u

[plain marsh]

WENDY UR SO SILLY

[pseudo hawk]

😭

[plain marsh]

ITS A TREE

[late zenith]

u were tho bruh

[plain marsh]

HES SO TINY TOO

[late zenith]

with ur hog cycles

[rotund ember]

BOY IDK OK SOME OF US GIRLS R WEIRD

[pseudo hawk]

cycle?

i used it 3 times

cuz i forgot u had

[late zenith]

i meant position mb

[pseudo hawk]

inferno

[late zenith]

yeha

[plain marsh]

who’s ur marvel fav

[late zenith]

i dont use spells

unconvential

it works

[rotund ember]

WHY IS DREAM SMP A TOP FANDOM

WTF

[late zenith]

now i must retire

[pseudo hawk]

best 2-3

[rotund ember]

loki...

.....

....

[pseudo hawk]

on god

fluke game

[late zenith]

nah imma lose now

[plain marsh]

he’s kinda cute!!!

[pseudo hawk]

even jordan lost games

[late zenith]

never finals

[plain marsh]

im so sorry im not very deep in the lore so idk much about him

[late zenith]

this was a final

[pseudo hawk]

michael jordan lost 366 games

but u dont hear that

[rotund ember]

ur good he's kinda like tom riddle + redemption

[late zenith]

where did luck go

[pseudo hawk]

@late zenith 1 more on god

[rotund ember]

what fandoms do u follow

[plain marsh]

ooooo i love a man with a good redemption arc

[rotund ember]

i sometimes read aot too

[minor pecan]

how bro lost bruh

[plain marsh]

chainsaw man, jjk, aot sometimes, haikyuu sometimes,

[minor pecan]

oh ya it was good

i think they animated it all

[late zenith]

chainsaw was goated

i need to start watching anime again

[plain marsh]

im an aki hayakawa fangirl too @rotund ember

[rotund ember]

who is ur top chainsaw man character

[minor pecan]

aki is best char

[late zenith]

starting with jjk and blue lock

[plain marsh]

aki and gojo could both

[rotund ember]

ok queen

[plain marsh]

AKIIIIAKIAKIAKIAKAIIAKAJAI

im one of those crazy aki fangirls

[rotund ember]

wtf it's midnight alr

[plain marsh]

wby who’s ur fav

[rotund ember]

i used to be a chrollo fangirl dont worry

[plain marsh]

FROM HXH?????

[rotund ember]

stop.

.

[plain marsh]

chrollo kinda gives who’s his

[rotund ember]

💀

[plain marsh]

that guy with space buns

[rotund ember]

??

choso