Harvard University (2023-2024)

[late zenith]

whats wrong with harvard med

[plain marsh]

BROWN MED SCHOOL IS CALLING YOUR NAME

@rancid mural

[late zenith]

dont u want prestige for grad school

more then UG

[rancid mural]

nothing im just not trying to go in debt

[minor pecan]

hms is better

[late zenith]

oh

[plain marsh]

@rancid mural brown med is matched funding

[hidden bloom]

😭

[rancid mural]

it is pookie but its soooo expensive

[late zenith]

i thought going to elite med school gives u better chance for residency and fellowship

[plain marsh]

harvard is more

[hidden bloom]

@rancid mural don’t you go to MIT

[minor pecan]

she does

[rancid mural]

my mommy and daddy will only pay for my med school if its in texas

[plain marsh]

i pay for it

👍🏼

[minor pecan]

oh ya cat has a ton of loot

[late zenith]

baylor college is pretty decent

[rancid mural]

thank you bae

girls trip to morocco when

[plain marsh]

tomorrow

[rancid mural]

baylor is literally t20 lmfao

[plain marsh]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[rancid mural]

for an amazing price

[plain marsh]

if i don’t see bono i die

[hidden bloom]

Wanna share 🤑

[plain marsh]

no

[rancid mural]

and they legally are bound to have 90% of class be from tx

[hidden bloom]

Aren’t we friends cat

[rancid mural]

so nice day to live in this bum ass state

[plain marsh]

are you a strong beautiful woman in stem

[minor pecan]

med school in tx is free?

@rancid mural

[rancid mural]

reallll

[plain marsh]

are you strong beautiful woman in stem

[rancid mural]

free in the sense my mommy and daddy are paying yes

[minor pecan]

oo

[hidden bloom]

Princeton and Brown are like the same school fr

[rancid mural]

its like 20-30k tuition

for public

[minor pecan]

I thought it was free or cheap for tx students

[plain marsh]

wtf does that

[minor pecan]

oh ok

[hidden bloom]

Yes

[plain marsh]

ok whatever

[minor pecan]

that’s not bad ngl

[rancid mural]

yeah its cheap

compared to other places

[hidden bloom]

I’m a strong beautiful woman in stem cst

Cat

[rancid mural]

tcom is like 22k

[hidden bloom]

Help

[rancid mural]

i think

[minor pecan]

do they prefer tx students

similar to uts

[left sky]

who ping me

[rancid mural]

yes they are legally bound to habe 90% of class be tx residents

[minor pecan]

me

[rancid mural]

so major in state boost

[plain marsh]

ok ill consider

[minor pecan]

woah wtf

you got it in the bag then

[left sky]

hi

[rancid mural]

yeah its great

[plain marsh]

oh my god wit

[rancid mural]

TX is best state for premeds

[hidden bloom]

Big dubs

[plain marsh]

this is ithica high school nd Cornell

[left sky]

why ping

[plain marsh]

they literally send like 150+

[minor pecan]

felt like it

[plain marsh]

to cornell

and it’s a small high school

[late zenith]

yea exactly

[left sky]

can you link where 🙏 mobile

[plain marsh]

there’s a legal tax thing that forces cornell to admit huge numbers

[late zenith]

u guys have like 20 med schools

too

[hidden bloom]

Hella feeder

[rancid mural]

yesss

[hidden bloom]

Bruh

[plain marsh]

it was a dude saying he shortened his resume 👍🏼 not us

[left sky]

oh

[rancid mural]

ill go to an ivy for residency or fellowship trust

[minor pecan]

yeah you will

[hidden bloom]

Pull up to Ohio state

[minor pecan]

i can see the future

and predict outcomes

[plain marsh]

BROWN 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[late zenith]

yeah my parents are only willing to pay for t10-t20 name for grad school or this

[plain marsh]

the men are really fine

[rancid mural]

my cousin is starting rheum fellowship at case actually

[plain marsh]

mrooccan men

[hidden bloom]

@plain marsh I thought you were going to bed

[rancid mural]

NEEED

[hidden bloom]

What happened to clear skin?

[minor pecan]

@plain marsh I thought you were going to bed

[rancid mural]

im sold

[late zenith]

also idk if it works but ppl do stuff at mayo clinic or cleveland clinic

[rancid mural]

brown it is

[minor pecan]

What happened to clear skin?

[hidden bloom]

W

[plain marsh]

ok but i need to convince abcde to come to brown

[minor pecan]

she won’t

[plain marsh]

i already have that thank you very much

[minor pecan]

hms is calling

[hidden bloom]

She won’t

Hms is calling

[plain marsh]

gain free will

first of all

[minor pecan]

what’s that

[plain marsh]

luck won’t do ur homework

[hidden bloom]

What’s that

[plain marsh]

stop

[minor pecan]

i will

[rancid mural]

both the lucks are insufferable

[minor pecan]

honestly

[plain marsh]

princeton luck is worse cuz he betrayed me

[minor pecan]

thoughts? @hidden bloom

[rancid mural]

i dont think hms wants me

or alpert

[hidden bloom]

Sounds like jealousy to me

[minor pecan]

yeah, same

i think they want to be us @hidden bloom

[plain marsh]

Alpert wants you soooooo bad

[hidden bloom]

Fr, especially brown

[minor pecan]

(im always right)

[plain marsh]

I SAY THAT

[minor pecan]

see @hidden bloom

[hidden bloom]

No you don’t, luck says that

[hidden bloom]

Fr

[plain marsh]

ur not nice

[rancid mural]

luck isnt gonna get you an internship

[plain marsh]

im just a girl

[rancid mural]

stop glazing

[minor pecan]

I will

[pseudo hawk]

luck the egoist

[rancid mural]

so real

[minor pecan]

we move together

[plain marsh]

blue lock ass reference

[minor pecan]

🤝

[hidden bloom]

Luck will carry me to greatness

[pseudo hawk]

so true

[plain marsh]

u read?

[minor pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/gotenks-goten-fusion-gif-19890927

[pseudo hawk]

i did then never finished

what happens to all manga unfortunately

[plain marsh]

guys it’s 1234

[pseudo hawk]

too many i wanna start

[rancid mural]

go sleep pookie wookie

[minor pecan]

nerd ass observation

[hidden bloom]

Rip, no more clear skin for you 😞

[pseudo hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-isagi-blue-lock-anime-football-gif-27605744

[hidden bloom]

Fr

[rancid mural]

need to be beautiful for the moroccan men

[plain marsh]

YOU OBSERVED 314 ITS DIFFERENT

[hidden bloom]

That’s just a time?

[minor pecan]

it’s just a time?

[plain marsh]

REALLLLLL

[plain marsh]

sassy man apocalypse

[minor pecan]

thoughts? @hidden bloom

[hidden bloom]

They hate us cause they ain’t us

[plain marsh]

why do you always need his opinion

[minor pecan]

yeah, agreed

[plain marsh]

ur ur own person

[minor pecan]

he is me

i am him

[rancid mural]

he's not

[plain marsh]

hivemind ass behavior

[hidden bloom]

Proof?

[rancid mural]

i think the lucks should fight to the death

[pseudo hawk]

i support

sass is class

[hidden bloom]

Supporting violence?

[violet prawn]

guys

[plain marsh]

ok shut

[pseudo hawk]

cant lie

[hidden bloom]

Canceled

[rancid mural]

yes

[pseudo hawk]

😢

[hidden bloom]

Sending this to MIT

[minor pecan]

can you treat me after the tiger rips my limb off @rancid mural

[pseudo hawk]

unrea

l

[rancid mural]

they wont care

[minor pecan]

i think you need hms education for that

not brown med

[violet prawn]

for "how will you use your harvard education" are you doing goals after college or doing why harvard

[rancid mural]

ill try my best

[hidden bloom]

^

[plain marsh]

why is my schools name always in ur mouth

[rancid mural]

hes such a fan

[plain marsh]

why are you always lurking the brown thread

[hidden bloom]

Sigh

[plain marsh]

….

[minor pecan]

why are you here

[plain marsh]

he truly is

[hidden bloom]

“I’m going to bed”

[pseudo hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-cat-robert-helpmann-gif-11858302410808955060

[minor pecan]

why are all of you here

[plain marsh]

ok well

[hidden bloom]

“I need clear skin”

[plain marsh]

someone mentioned ice cream

[pseudo hawk]

wrong person whoops

[rancid mural]

her skin is already clear....

[plain marsh]

i had to show off our MULTIPLE ice cream machines

not just one

[pseudo hawk]

it was deleted 😭

[minor pecan]

…

[plain marsh]

not just on shnday

24/7

[minor pecan]

we have 12 of them

[plain marsh]

you can’t even use them

[rancid mural]

if i come will you give me ice cream

[plain marsh]

so basically you don’t have them

[plain marsh]

YES BABE I WOULD USE A GUEST SWIPE ON YOU 🫶

[minor pecan]

need i say more

[rancid mural]

thank you so much

[hidden bloom]

Fr

[plain marsh]

underdog always wins

[minor pecan]

NAHHH

[rancid mural]

now i have a good reason to go to rhode island

[plain marsh]

don’t forget the football match

[minor pecan]

you rigged it

[plain marsh]

that was embarassing

[plain marsh]

it’s just luck!

[minor pecan]

😐😐😐

MY COLLIQUALISMS

[hidden bloom]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8CkN9BC/

[plain marsh]

we need a list for the ways you misspell the word

[hidden bloom]

Cat is the white girl

[plain marsh]

WHAT?????

[hidden bloom]

In the TikTok

[minor pecan]

autocorrect doesn’t even help me on that one

it’s not my fault

[rancid mural]

luck do you trade stocks

[minor pecan]

nah

[plain marsh]

oh

[rancid mural]

okay never mind

[plain marsh]

tbf i do prefer blair so

it’s fine

she ate with that

[minor pecan]

it was actually fun how they scored immediately after i started watching the game tho lmao

[hidden bloom]

Truth

[plain marsh]

but as i said im an UNDERDOG fan.

[rancid mural]

youre so real all the time

[plain marsh]

no because imma be real how did that happen

[rancid mural]

never have i seen cat miss

ever

[minor pecan]

lol

[plain marsh]

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

u neither

i think it’s a woman thing

[hidden bloom]

Lol

[rancid mural]

it truly is

they just would never understand

[plain marsh]

exactly……

[minor pecan]

they think they’re us @hidden bloom

[plain marsh]

imagine

we all saw that btw

[pseudo hawk]

@pseudo hawk too

[hidden bloom]

^

[rancid mural]

bro tried tagging himself

[hidden bloom]

Fr

[rancid mural]

thats insane

[minor pecan]

…

[plain marsh]

why did you switch up

[hidden bloom]

It’s cause we’re the same person

[plain marsh]

for THEM

[minor pecan]

tc was already on my side

[pseudo hawk]

i switched up?

[rancid mural]

youre both bots

[pseudo hawk]

i'm just the chaotic-neutral

[plain marsh]

are you into typology

[hidden bloom]

Sigh

[pseudo hawk]

not particularly

[minor pecan]

ok i sleep bye yall

[pseudo hawk]

why

[plain marsh]

it was the chaotic-neutral thing

[pseudo hawk]

are you gonna ask for my personality type or somehing

😭

[hidden bloom]

Bye bye!! Sleep well, that skin needs to shine ✨

[plain marsh]

NOW I CANT EVEN SLEEP

[pseudo hawk]

i just like shaking things up

[plain marsh]

CUZ ITS GONNA LOOK LIKE IM A FAN

EVEN THOUCH I WAS ABOUT TO SLEEP

[hidden bloom]

You are

[minor pecan]

that’s exactly why i said that lmao

i was trying to bait

[pseudo hawk]

bro i tried going to sleep last night at 11 and get some good sleep

[rancid mural]

wanting to be beautiful doesnt make you a fan dw

[plain marsh]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[pseudo hawk]

couldnt fall asleep till 3:30 am

i've given up

[rancid mural]

you need to sleep

[pseudo hawk]

i need melatonin

[plain marsh]

okay goodngint guys.

[minor pecan]

fan ass behavior

[hidden bloom]

Fan

[plain marsh]

shut up im actually going to sleep

[minor pecan]

ok goodnight cat

[hidden bloom]

Goodnighttt

[rancid mural]

goodnightttt

[hidden bloom]

Sleep well cat

[rancid mural]

wow

[hidden bloom]

🐈

[plain marsh]

goodnight everyone 🫶🫶🫶

[hidden bloom]

🐈‍⬛

[hidden bloom]

Thank you

[minor pecan]

Thank you

[hidden bloom]

The cat is now out of the bag!

LOL

[minor pecan]

cat in the hat

[hidden bloom]

Cat on the mat

[pseudo hawk]

cat hit the sack

🐱🛌

[minor pecan]

ok later i go do work (can’t sleep otherwise it would be fan behavior)

[hidden bloom]

Fr

Cya luck

[pseudo hawk]

go to the gym

before the new years resolutionists invade

[hidden bloom]

Fr

[minor pecan]

ah shit yea

[pseudo hawk]

im not ready

for the broccoli heads

and the randoms

worst part of the year

[lofty depot]

guys I'll share my college decision reaction video in april here, SO EXCITED!

Gonna thank you guys in the video too

[minor pecan]

Ok

[lofty depot]

a special mention for luck too

[pseudo hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1087569118791741563/1190893025929482291/Vidinsta_Instagram_Post_6590ff84d4011.mp4?ex=65a3748f&is=6590ff8f&hm=a3746c64e57de137dd1050467bafa7865b2424ba9603c866c65493b47922af59&

flosslikeaboss73

[lofty depot]

wow

someone on the yale server sent this and I love it:

✨ iNtErDiScIpLiNaRy ✨

gonna use it everywhere now

wait gotta ask for permission first

[hidden bloom]

W

[sweet tundra]

omg im recording one as well but i dont know if ill ever end up posting

[rancid mural]

its gotta not show ur face

kinda sad i dont have one of my face, i was in the car so recoding like that wouldve been difficult 💀

i just have audio + screen record

[minor owl]

guys

where can i find the option to get my app fee waived

cause i cant find it

[bronze gyro]

Your counsellor

[fluid oracle]

Anyone wanan read some of my Harvard suops

Im down to read urs as well!

[weak saffron]

ion think thats a real rule bro

[late zenith]

when i figure out the diversity prompt

[ashen carbon]

lmao yeah

[minor owl]

my counsellor is on break

[hidden bloom]

You don’t need your counselor

[minor owl]

i need common app to show me the option of "are u eligible for a common app fee waiver"

[wise hamlet]

harvard superscores sat right

[minor owl]

yall

if youre applying to harvard

can you please check if the option for weather or not you qualify for a common app fee waiver is there?

[grizzled dragon]

Nope

[wise hamlet]

oh ty

[minor owl]

can anyone pls check

:))))

[wary sparrow]

😎

[hot urchin]

ngl, the ice cream is generally mid. one of the two flavors in multiple dhalls is like vegan chocolate oat something, which would be fine IF it tasted good.

now, i remember there being great sorbets a couple times in Lowell House, but i dont regularly go to Lowell dhall

on Sundays, the first year dhall, Annenberg, will have Sundae Sundays, where they have tubs of ice cream out on a table for u to scoop yourself. toppings are given ofc

^ sanitary enough if you're desperate for ok ice cream. me personally, i'd still spend $7 on nice ice cream outside (which i do), but i have terrible financial habits...

[pulsar pond]

Ben and Jerry truck

[hot urchin]

havent been to ben and jerry's in at least 4 months 🐟

[pulsar pond]

oh rly

[hot urchin]

but yeah, there's a truck; they often give out coupons, which is cool!

[pulsar pond]

i saw the truck outside of the Harvard square before

idk if it's a regular thing

also a curious question

can first-year students eat at other houses

[hot urchin]

i've only seen food trucks in sci center plaza

[pulsar pond]

yea i think that's where i meant

[pulsar pond]

(even though Im probs not gonna be a first year at Harvard anyway)

[hot urchin]

it depends on the house

so, if you're at House A, you can always eat at House A (unless they shut down the dhall or reserve it for some other function)

I'm in Mather House, so I can always* eat at Mather. but im not able to eat at quincy, adams, or a few other houses at certain times

for firstyears? they are blocked off even more; there's literally "upperclassman only" restrictions

BUT, functionally, no lmao

[pulsar pond]

oh so first years student can't eat at upperclassman houses

[hot urchin]

some of the time

https://dining.harvard.edu/campus-dining/undergraduate-dining/hours-interhouse-restrictions

[pulsar pond]

oh wow

[hot urchin]

^ this has the full list. annenberg is first years. rest is upperclassman

[pulsar pond]

interesting

[hot urchin]

upperclassman houses have two meal swipe scanners: in-house and interhouse. if interhouse is accepted, then first years are able to swipe thru (even if its "upperclassman only")

as long as you dont tell the dhall worker in charge of scanning that youre a first year, all they care about is that your swipe was accepted - but this system is broken as described above

[pulsar pond]

lol broken system

but given this scenario probably it'd just be better to stay at Annenberg for first year

cuz for the next three years there's no way to get in

[bitter path]

The americans know we brits cant fake shi 😒 we are not even allowed to bring a water bottle with the label on in the exam hall, forget about lying about ur ECs, our counsellors would never lie on our behalf 😔

[bronze gyro]

Is it possible for first years to change rooms

Somebody please answer I need to know on a very urgent basis!!!

[jolly lichen]

it is but it is very rare

you would need some kind of justification

[bronze gyro]

thx

[hot urchin]

logistically, it also makes more sense for firs tyears to stick with berg

generally dhalls closer to where most classes are have more restrictions

my house rarely has restrictions lmfao since its far

[ancient crane]

can someone review my ec essay

[plain marsh]

LMFAO WAIT THATS SO TRUE

oh my god i heard about people cheating in AP exams

they have NOT experienced alevel public exam conditions wtf

the americans had high school relatively easy

but it’s good because babe it will prepare you for US uni, ive found it relatively easy academics wise <3 like mid GCSE/beginning a-levels

[pulsar pond]

Ay everybodyyyy

Happy new year!!!!

(well it's 12am where im from so imma say it early)

[plain marsh]

happy new year lumina <3

hope 2024 brings u everything wonderful

[pulsar pond]

awwwwwww that's so nice of u @plain marsh

wishing everybody a great year where u get into where u wanna

it's gonna be a miracle year yall you hear me?

[craggy latch]

lumina thank you for embracing great energy for each thread here! always be the same person you are today. we love youu 🫶🏼

[plain marsh]

aw i hope u get in to where u want too babe

[pulsar pond]

新年快樂:33333

[plain marsh]

im such a bad chinese

all i can read is 'year'

nian

[pulsar pond]

tyyyyy good luck to u too

[plain marsh]

im so sorry

[pulsar pond]

no prob lol its traditional chinese anyway

ik it's kinda hard to read if you've never learnt about it/not from Hong Kong, Macau or Taiwan

[craggy latch]

Ik kuaile

or what it was

😭 gotta learn Chinese

[plain marsh]

ME TOO

[pulsar pond]

xinniankuaile yes

happy new year

[plain marsh]

come to brown and take intro to mandarin w me babes

all of you

[pulsar pond]

maybe not me babes

[plain marsh]

it feels so wrong to take an intro class as a whole chinese person im km

[pulsar pond]

luv u but i dont need it

[plain marsh]

NAURRRRRRRRRR

im being shamed

[pulsar pond]

hahaha

[plain marsh]

my ancestors are looking down upon me disappointedly

[craggy latch]

do you think that it’s bad for someone to not know their “native” language?

[pulsar pond]

give them some food

[craggy latch]

we have issues with that here in uzb like

[pulsar pond]

burn some incense

and say that ur sorry

they'll be happy

[pulsar pond]

i think it's ok

[craggy latch]

we were colonized by russian and everyone now speaks russian

[pulsar pond]

depends on where you're from and ur environment

[craggy latch]

or even knows it better than uzbek lang

[plain marsh]

naurrrrr not the diluting of culture

[craggy latch]

it’s definitely not smth you should be ashamed of, especially when you still try to learn in from the very beginning

[plain marsh]

it pains the heart

[pulsar pond]

if the languages u know are enough for you to survive in ur environment that's ok

[plain marsh]

also no!!!! shit happens

the world we live in, everyone's from everywhere it feels like

[craggy latch]

😭 yeah! I try to mention my culture specifics for every essay lmaoo

[plain marsh]

the intention to at least try and learn it is a testament to you wanting to reconnect with who you are

[plain marsh]

samesies

and it got me into my dream school

so u got this love

[pulsar pond]

yeah i think

for Uzbek sometimes it's about the environment right

[craggy latch]

this gives me motivation to submit all my apps today

[pulsar pond]

if everybody speaks Russian it would be a bit hard to learn Uzbek id assume

but its ok

[craggy latch]

well mostly teenagers will look down at you if you can’t speak Russian. Speaking russian means being intelligent here ig 😭

[pulsar pond]

it sucks that you're having one part less of ur culture but as long as you can communicate its fine

[pulsar pond]

ok then that's mean

[craggy latch]

so I can’t even practice with anyone basically

[pulsar pond]

it's so rare to see such good energy in the Harvard thread man

[plain marsh]

its the brown in me

fr

[plain marsh]

rah!!!! u got this

[pulsar pond]

happiest ivy with the cutest of people

(both personality and looks)

[plain marsh]

naur because we are happy

<3

[craggy latch]

yeah I see many Asians who understand their native language when someone speaks it, not when it’s written tho

[plain marsh]

you will be happy too i can feel it 2024 is gonna be good

[plain marsh]

omg this is me cuz i grew up w my grandparents and they both spoke to me in mandarin

[pulsar pond]

giving everybody the biggest hearteu

[plain marsh]

but i never had to write/read it

im basically fluent when speaking but nearly illiterate in terms of writing/reading

[plain marsh]

<333333 best of luck to you all

[pulsar pond]

ah yeah that happens

i have a friend who lives in HK (he'a mix of French and Chinese + muslim)

he can write chinese but doesn't speak it much

[craggy latch]

lumina let’s write our essays now so that next year around this time we’ll be eating our traditional meals in manhattan 💋

[craggy latch]

he will slap these diversity essays I swear

[pulsar pond]

i wanna take a break

[craggy latch]

SAME

[pulsar pond]

i spent my whole day on it already

other than that half an hour I spent on playing lol

[craggy latch]

I hate why us essays

or how can you contribute ones

[pulsar pond]

i already rewrote my ps for a bit

[late zenith]

Wtf u applied to 36 schools

[pulsar pond]

nono

it's the amount of essays i need to write

[late zenith]

Oh

[pulsar pond]

calm down

[late zenith]

That’s not bad

Very doable

[pulsar pond]

should be more than that actually

the rest that's left are mostly recyclable

[late zenith]

I have to do Yale Cornell duke

[pulsar pond]

other than BU's stupid essay

[late zenith]

Oh the social essay was stupid

[pulsar pond]

bro Cornell has a 650 essay????

[late zenith]

Yes

And 350 diversity

The 650 is why us but it’s so long

[pulsar pond]

idk im probably gonna talk about environmental issues

[pulsar pond]

ik yea

[stable pecan]

Nah I clutched that

[late zenith]

Is it actually that bad

I’m doing it tmr 😭

[stable pecan]

Nope

But I knew what I wanted to say

[pearl field]

Guys am i blind or why can't i find the "Why us?" essay for harvard on commonapp

[stable pecan]

Ugh there isn’t any essay that straight up says Why Us for Harvard

[pearl field]

aw

thanks

[wise hamlet]

honestly i still found it easier to write than the community essay

which i have not started

[pulsar pond]

I recycled one single essay for every community I have to write lol

that one was abt being quadlingual

[wise hamlet]

for the roommate essay how did u guys have space to format it like a letter 😭

like there's literally no space

[pulsar pond]

yea

[wise hamlet]

i literally just listed my 3 things and im like 20 over already

[bitter path]

Smh and here I thought I was gonna collect these ivys like thanos’ infinity stones but some of these colleges gotta make everyone’s life harder

Time to remove cornell

[late zenith]

Harv>

[bitter path]

Definitely!! I was just trying to see wassup by applying to all the ivy leagues

But so far i have removed like 3 😔

Cuz they too long and I cant recycle my harvard essays

[minor pecan]

cornell isn’t an ivy

[pulsar pond]

Cornellians be like

but I did see someone name themselves 🌽 L here so ig

cornell lose maybe

[minor pecan]

classic

[pulsar pond]

btw can you pls reply my DMs

[craggy latch]

I think luck doesn’t answer at all to dms 😓

esp from weird seniors like me

btw I hate my Harvard roommate essay now

the one I made for stanford is better

[bitter path]

Copy and paste it and write it as a list

[pseudo hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/genie-aladdin-free-freedom-released-gif-5220219

[rancid mural]

so can first years only eat at annenberg

[hot urchin]

no, they practically eat at only annenberg

but they are able to eat at upperclassman dhalls at certain times

[rancid mural]

is annenberg good though

[hot urchin]

and even in times they're not allowed, you might be able to get in still

[rancid mural]

also can visitors eat at annenberg if u pay cus i wanna try it ngl

[hot urchin]

yeah, it's okay!

[hot urchin]

i think so! you'll need a harvard firstie friend tho

[minor pecan]

i got food poisoning twice from berg

might just be a skill issue tho

[hot urchin]

i never got food poisoning

[rancid mural]

luck can i bribe u to let me in

[hot urchin]

but i also skip meals regularly~

[minor pecan]

pay me whatever you’re not paying harvard

and i gotchu

[rancid mural]

so pay u $83k

[minor pecan]

yeah

should be light for a harvard admit

[rancid mural]

let me sell my private jet rq

[minor pecan]

ill pay for you dw

luck special

my $800k salary at jane street new grad will make up for these small transactions

[minor pecan]

i do

[minor pecan]

ye i gotchu later

[cedar salmon]

gimme 50 quid rn if youll make it

[minor pecan]

harry potter ass currency

[cedar salmon]

i take bitcoin too

[final yacht]

FUCK I STILL HAVENT STARTED MY HARVARD SUPPS

[pulsar pond]

bruh 💀

I wanna beat ppl up now

[pseudo hawk]

all u big dawg

Clutch up

[pseudo hawk]

WHAT!!

[pulsar pond]

why r people applying to Harvard when u alr got into schools like Stanford

arghhhhh

[rancid mural]

why not just commit to stan

r u middle class and wanna leverage aid

[pseudo hawk]

can you buy me food too

I need the macros

[ruby matrix]

dont then, u got into stanford

[ruby matrix]

ikr, leave spots for the rest of us

[pulsar pond]

man

what about u

[ruby matrix]

[pulsar pond]

u got into freaking Yale

shut up bro

[ruby matrix]

[pulsar pond]

go enjoy ur break

stop looking at us suffer day and night

[ruby matrix]

lmaoo i hope y'all get into ur top choices too

it'll all be over soon

[surreal kelp]

When should I tell my new recommender to add his letter by?

for LoCI

[ruby matrix]

January 1st

[ruby matrix]

oh

then late jan i guess

[bitter path]

Sorry mr dolla 💰

[bitter path]

Wait until u meet the people that are applying just for funsies and not to haggle aid

[final yacht]

YES literally why do people not get this

[minor pecan]

it’s a2c

yooo 3:14 again

[rancid mural]

not many middle class ppl on a2c

mostly poor and rich

[bitter path]

U were meant to be at mit not harvard

[final yacht]

define rich tho—

[rancid mural]

rich

[minor pecan]

um

actually

[bitter path]

Most are middle class ngl

[minor pecan]

im upper middle class

[pulsar pond]

im also middle class

[final yacht]

not true

[pulsar pond]

can't pay more than 45k per year

[rancid mural]

let me find the statistics

[pulsar pond]

so if u say u wanna find better aid

[rancid mural]

i have a2cs income brackets

[pulsar pond]

im cool with it

tho ill still be a bit sulky .:((((

[final yacht]

is 250k middle class i make way less but wondering

[pulsar pond]

but srsly congrats

not an easy thing to do

[final yacht]

ty

[minor pecan]

depends where you live

[rancid mural]

27% of a2c make 250k+

[minor pecan]

if like bay area or nyc probably middle class yeah

if like tx or smth prob not

[bitter path]

Them applying aint gonna affect u lumina, u competing against HK ppl, fight every living civilian in HK and u good

[final yacht]

exactly so its location dependent…..so salaries are all context dependent

[pulsar pond]

ik

sighhhhh

i got no chance man i know

[minor pecan]

not with that attitude yeah

[bitter path]

Whats 100k-150k considered??

Poor or middle??

[minor pecan]

it depends again

household size and location

[rancid mural]

idk im only familar with rural alabama salary

we make like 25k per year and theres a lot of other poor ppl on a2c cus they have the incentive to try and go to an ivy and not be poor

[final yacht]

def middle class. im in the same bracket!

[pulsar pond]

wdym man

[rancid mural]

the cant never could

[bitter path]

U are too pessimistic girl

[pulsar pond]

im not

if you look at Harvard college student population statistics

[stable pecan]

You miss being able to knock down confident HSers. All that’s left are the doomers

[pulsar pond]

there's only 6 Hong Kongers in the entire Harvard College in 21-22

divide it by 4

and you have 1.5 students per yer

[minor pecan]

yeah, because i knocked all the confident ones down already

[final yacht]

yeah i got into stanford as an asian male with ZERO hooks

you never know!!!

[rancid mural]

everyone here including luck said i'd get in but i was still nervous 💀

[pulsar pond]

with this little people committing each year, and i'll also assume they take very little Hong Kongers

what makes me think i'll get in

plus

they already accpted one guy from our local feeder school in REA

with my average school annd average stats im ngmi defo

[stable pecan]

Might as well not apply then lol

[minor pecan]

how are we supposed to feel

im not sure

[stable pecan]

Save yourself the app fee

[pulsar pond]

i appreciate u guys for cheering me up

just saying im trying to be realistic here

[bitter path]

U need to stop focusing too much on the statistics and acc believe in urself, i am sure if ur app is exceptional, accepting one more hk student wont kill harvard

[stable pecan]

I don’t trust doomers because if they apply that suggests they have some sort of faith

[rancid mural]

why did u apply if u thought u had no chance

[stable pecan]

Deep down alumina has faith

[pulsar pond]

i was delusional

[stable pecan]

Lmao not alumina

[cedar salmon]

i mean a2cers telling me anything doesnt make me think it's any more likely to be true 💀

[pulsar pond]

im in the stage where i need a layer of alumnium oxide to protect myself now lol

[minor pecan]

yknow

your statements heavily contradict

whatever you say in dm

[pulsar pond]

what did I say

[minor pecan]

cause you said you’re totally fine going to your state school

but then you also said you hate it here

[pulsar pond]

i hate what

[minor pecan]

so i don’t know what to believe anymore

your state school

[pulsar pond]

im saying

[minor pecan]

staying in Hal

hk

[pulsar pond]

i said

[rancid mural]

i think lumina herself doesn't know

[pulsar pond]

im only fine if all of america tells me no

[rancid mural]

honestly just let apps play out

arent u med

[pulsar pond]

fine when i have literally no choice left

[bitter path]

Ongg

[pulsar pond]

and like now

im not even sure if my local medical school will take me

[minor pecan]

lmao

[pulsar pond]

i kinda fucked up my interview

so yeah

[rancid mural]

if ur med ur school really doesnt matter

[pulsar pond]

i would be happy to go to a US state flagship school

[rancid mural]

you'll be paid the same

[pulsar pond]

yea i understand that

[minor pecan]

at the end of the day, whatever you do is not going to affect us so just do whatever makes you happy lumina

theres no point in shitting on yourself (even tho i do this to myself)

[pulsar pond]

im not shitting on myself

im happy about my supps

[rancid mural]

thats just cus ur ngmi

[pulsar pond]

for other schools

[minor pecan]

ok

[surreal kelp]

are the submissions closed for adding data or no

[pulsar pond]

now that i also rewrote part of my personal statement i also feel better

[minor pecan]

crazy coming from you

[jolly lichen]

absolutely skill issue

[pulsar pond]

whatever it is i can't regret what ive done in high school

[rancid mural]

this is from year before last

[surreal kelp]

ah

[rancid mural]

i have some of last years data

this years will come out in like may

[jolly lichen]

ngl I'm surprised it's not more

[pulsar pond]

perhaps Harvard is just not right for me

and looking back I see the signs now

I had literally the most traumatic travel experience while I visited Harvard

[surreal kelp]

Man I was so close to applying to JHU but my family talked me out of it

[pulsar pond]

the first thing I felt after getting my interview request and seeing its gonna be in a hotal i was like ugh so pretentious

[surreal kelp]

are non virtual interviews common?

[pulsar pond]

Everything about Harvard is just too overwhelming for me perhaps

[cedar salmon]

you shit yourself? youre hella brave for saying that bro

[pulsar pond]

why did u choose not to apply?

safety issues?

[minor pecan]

i was referring to dooming

[rancid mural]

jhu isnt unsafe 😭 just stay around campus and dont go into dodgy parts of the city

[pulsar pond]

yea ik but it could be a reason just saying

[minor pecan]

the campus itself is dodgy

[pulsar pond]

I talked my friend out of applying to JHU for economics as well

[minor pecan]

they got jail bars on the windows last i heard

[surreal kelp]

My mom worked there in grad school and talked about how much stuff they had stolen from people just walking in, and other family that lives in the area talked about how quickly Baltimore can get sus

I'm not saying it's right and they have outdated experiences but they were very very serious about it and I just didn't fight it

[pulsar pond]

yeah that's fair

[surreal kelp]

I should've toured it and decided for myself
but i caved

[surreal kelp]

for safety issues or something else?

[pulsar pond]

bro is funny

he said he gave up on uchi economics becuz he thinks Chicago is too dangerous so he wants to go to JHU

do you see the problem here

[surreal kelp]

💀

[pulsar pond]

and then he's also intl

so i told him bro JHU is need aware

for u

[cedar salmon]

bruh wtf uchi econ is s tier

[pulsar pond]

whether u ask for aid or not will affect ur chances of being admitted

[bitter path]

Why is Baltimore so bad?? It sounds like some posh area where barbie and ken would live in their dream house

[pulsar pond]

the greater problem is he thinks Baltimore is safer than Chicago.....?

yeah and JHU ain't even famous for econ

[cedar salmon]

yeah maybe it's entirely composed of mojo dojo casa houses

[bitter path]

💀 💀

[surreal kelp]

A loaded question

[bitter path]

Lumina apply to columbia

U give columbia vibes

[pulsar pond]

Im applying

i can submit my app like now tbh

[bitter path]

U took that blue blood personally huh

[pulsar pond]

im applying to Columbia Emory NEU Yale JHU Brandeis Northwestern Brown BU UPenn and Stanford

these are all my reaches ig

[bitter path]

Is hk schools ur safeties??

[pulsar pond]

i have only 1 hk school which might not be my safety anymore

and im applying to 4 state schools with acceptance rates from 50-65%

[bitter path]

Dww girll, u’ll end up where u are meant to

Just enjoy the process

[pulsar pond]

i might be too cocky so i could add ASU and UC Boulder last min

[bitter path]

And have faith in urself

[pulsar pond]

oh yea

i also have williams

[pulsar pond]

tysm :333

[minor pecan]

just don’t care about your decisions

or anything college related

[pulsar pond]

shit i also got gtown

[minor pecan]

and just send stuff

[pulsar pond]

forgot about it

[hidden bloom]

Bros him

[pulsar pond]

i keep forgetting abt the schools i apply to

[rancid mural]

my friend at jhu took like 8 classes last semester 💀

[reef forge]

You have until jan 10

Its a bit long tho

[rancid mural]

has anyone been accepted, i could rlly use sum help with these supps

[rancid mural]

wdyn by help

[reef forge]

Prolly editing

[rancid mural]

like read over em and make sure theyre not trash

[rancid mural]

sorry but i doubt anyone here is gonna do that

try #essays

[rancid mural]

some will

including you sexy Alabama man

jk

[rancid mural]

not all of em, jus one or two

but yea ill ask essays too ig

[rancid mural]

what

ugh discords lagging

[left sky]

yeah

i can

actually no nvm sorry

[late zenith]

Harvard has long recognized the importance of enrolling a diverse student body. How will the life experiences that shape who you are today enable you to contribute to Harvard? (200 words)

so far 1/3 is about me, and 2/3 is abt harvard

is this a good approach since this is more about what you did

[sharp lava]

wait guys this is a dumb question but

if i major in biology, can I still sign up for other courses like poli sci related?

[gusty zodiac]

are yall submitting research papers

[reef forge]

@minor pecan I submitted im coming to Harvard

[minor pecan]

ok

[reef forge]

Can you talk to the ao

I need to nepo my way in

[minor pecan]

i talked to them already

they said you’re ngmi

[reef forge]

Theyre lying

I own 3 buildings

No chance im ngmi

[hidden bloom]

I can confirm

[hidden bloom]

Ngmi

[reef forge]

Stfu

Im going to wharton anyways

Finna turn down harvard and princeton

[hidden bloom]

Ngmi

[reef forge]

Get yo money up not yo funny up gng

Im gmi

[bitter path]

Delulu is the solulu in 2024!!

[reef forge]

No delulu here

‘I told a bih im him quit playing’ 🗣️

[bitter path]

Career finna end just like Maradona’s

[reef forge]

Shi call me messi cuz im gonna complete the game

Gimme all the glory

They aint believe in us

God did 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[jolly lichen]

getting bubbled fr

[jolly lichen]

Every urban campus is gonna have this to some extent. Cambridge is one of the safest cities in the US and we still get stuff like this on the regular

[bitter path]

This is actually scary cuz wtf

“An unknown male open the door to their bedroom”

Yhh im out

[plain marsh]

dude we have had increasing incidents on brown campus too

[hidden bloom]

Rip, time to transfer!

[plain marsh]

might see if other ivies would take me as a transfer for fun

my friend and i were gonna apply just for the lols

would feel pretty empowering to reject an ivy league university

[hidden bloom]

Fr

[minor pecan]

nah, you feel nothing

mm maybe that was just me tho

apply transfer to harvard and accept offer

[north ridge]

Wait is app due tonight or tomorrow night for Harvard ?

[buoyant carbon]

tmrw

[hidden bloom]

Tmr night

[obsidian scroll]

for the harvard roommate essay is using the phrase GOAT too informal

[fluid oracle]

I think ur fine

[obsidian scroll]

bet

[rancid mural]

guys i cant explain it but luck gives turtle vibes

[final yacht]

finally starting my supps guys

😜

[late zenith]

Top 3 things your roommates might like to know about you.* (200 words)

ik this has bene asked a million times but would i write liek this:

interest 1

interest 2

interest 3

[jolly lichen]

seems fine but maybe a bit stiff?

just write the essay, editorialize later

[late zenith]

got it

[rancid mural]

good luck bro lmk if you need help

(although you probably won’t : P)

[honest imp]

less than twenty four hours 🥶

[rancid mural]

this guy got into Stanford

[minor pecan]

what are turtle vibes

[rancid mural]

u seem like a turtle

it's inexplicable

[minor pecan]

what does that even mean

[jolly lichen]

simply move to hawaii

[rancid mural]

also why r u awake

go to sleep luck

[minor pecan]

why are you awake

[rancid mural]

cus i can

and im debating on making microwaved bacon

[minor pecan]

sounds lame, later

[hidden bloom]

HAPPY NEW YEARS

[rancid mural]

Happy new years

[hidden bloom]

@minor pecan GOODNIGHT

[rancid mural]

so ppl that wanna go Harvard

or are going

what’s up gang

hi

[minor pecan]

oh yeah

you’re cali

[hidden bloom]

Yes lol

[minor pecan]

happy new years

[hidden bloom]

😁

[rancid mural]

cali oooo

wanna live there tbh

[minor pecan]

what year did i get into this school again

2022?

dang im old

[rancid mural]

yes

bro

u r like

18

[rancid mural]

ah luck

[minor pecan]

yeah, 18 years too old

[rancid mural]

the legends I’ve heard about you

I guess you can say

you had a lot of luck involved in your admission

[minor pecan]

ok

[rancid mural]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

guys i figured it out

its because luck seems like jeff bezos

and jeff bezos is a turtle

[minor pecan]

what are you even yapping about

[rancid mural]

ur origin story

[rancid mural]

did you get the joke

[minor pecan]

yeah, i got in through luck

i already know that

[rancid mural]

no it’s cause ur name is luck

u prob got in cause you were cracked or sum

[minor pecan]

lol

[rancid mural]

he swears he was average

kace are you like cracked too

no

im normal

just

weird

just hooked?

I see

[rancid mural]

have u been stalking me 🤨

[rancid mural]

no but u said ur from Alabama

and some parts of Alabama are pretty desolate

that in on itself is a hook

yeah

tru

[strange wedge]

happy new years!

[ripe field]

today is the deadline!!

would anyone be willing to review my supps?

please dm me if you have some time :)
we can cross-review if you prefer

[bronze gyro]

show me yours and ill show you mine

i need somebody for the harv educn prompt

[ripe field]

sure, let's do it

[rancid mural]

ayo count me in

@ripe field im down

[ripe field]

dm me please!!

[autumn dock]

is anyone willing to review my supps? 🙂

[ripe field]

yep, you can do mine, i'll do yours

[autumn dock]

for sure!!!

[ripe field]

please dm me!

[autumn dock]

okayy

[ancient crane]

how should I answer these?

[rancid mural]

any1 wanna swap supps n review

[thick stag]

bout to start my supps

actually

all my essays

any tips

[rancid mural]

ABOUT TO START?

[thick stag]

yup

princeton and harvard

[rancid mural]

gangy jus dont apply atp

[thick stag]

why

its esays

[rancid mural]

theyre due today?

[thick stag]

words on a screen

yea

its chill

[rancid mural]

alr bro if u say s

[thick stag]

i wrote down like a sentence

for each essay

what i gotta write about

yesterday

i think i have

solid ecs

gpa is tuff but sat is fine

recs r clean

[rancid mural]

aight man gl

[thick stag]

yo tf these essays easy as hell 💀

2 rough drafts done

3 more

[rancid mural]

no way bru

u gotta have some ass essays

for my sanity's sake

[thick stag]

naw i asked

a few of my harvard gangslimes

[rancid mural]

no way i spent this much time nd this kid just came in last minute and said yo i got some banger essays

[thick stag]

they said

1 was a 7

1 was a 10

in the 10 one

[rancid mural]

troll 😭

[thick stag]

i was just being funny

no i swear

i dont think its actually a 10 shoits prolly a 8 max