#Harvard University (2023-2024)
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bro they deflate in the science and math departments
my skincare routine
like in chem lab only 10 percent could get an A
mhm
like wtf whats the point of that
Gurl that’s u🥹 i just know u have the best skin and hair
but in general its easy
it’s undebatable though, so i will not be sending my routine
BAHAHAHAHA IM TRYING
I fucking hate university of advancjng technology dude UAT is the bane of my existence they send postcards and emails everyday like damn take a message 😭😭
im tryna look 20 at 40
its probably like 7 in 1 facewash
YOURE SO REAL
not me rn
ah hell nah
i want to be carded at age 40
if i get wrinkles before 50 ill die
like im sorry
reminded me of this gem
CS major moment
just drop it
Tryna be our fav milf huh 😏
every guy at college must use this because they stink
stop hiding info from women
Lmao
it’s giving not a feminist
I just use like cerave and stuff
hhahahahahah…..well….
and like La roche posau things
you know what it is
🔥
Omggg posau
good starter stuff
U are so cute 💀
korean skincare 🤤🤤🤤🤤
me too
BABES YES
YOU LNOW ME
LIKE THAT
YOU LNOW
THE GIRLS WHO KNOW
I WAS LITERALLY THINKING
the girls who get it get it
realllll
I need some lowkey products cuz all i see are the tiktok ones and ion trust tiktok
okay guys im gonna go get glass skin bai nice talking i love women so much
im using COSRX for AHA/BHA
its good i have no complaints
DROP THE WHOLE ROUTINE ONCE U ARE BACK
It’s posay
its la roche posay
The way u typed it
typod
nooo way
U think huda has a skincare line
Check that out
I want an older sister sooo badddd
omg she doess
what did you experiment with
i have 4 donkeys as brothers bruh
2 older and 2 younger
I-
Fr might cuz u as a sis in law doesn’t sound too bad
Dw girl
My brother still in uni and he aint graduating anytime soon
But i’ll keep an eye out for u 😉
lmao is he in the us
In the UK
why is he dumb
thanks pookie youre so real
WAIT does he have an accent
He got into Stanford but he is doing medicine and us doesn’t offer straight med
wtf
Gurl we are brits what do u expect 😔
whenever i meet an intl
i see no downsides here
and they’re like decent and got into a good school and I think they’re normal
british accent and doctor and hes saudi what more can a girl need
it always turns out that their older sibling or smth went to like pton
or some random shit
always
never failed me so far
Bruh he applied as a joke
And got in
Asked him for help
He blocked me
good
bro got into stanford as a joke
Good brother
i cant
He did it to cope i think
Got rejected from Cambridge 😜
I actually need him married uno
🤔
this sounds like a win win situation
Drop the marriage cv 💳💥💳💥
U know too much
bro i prob need to make one of these fr...
you’ve been up for like the 2 hours we were sending random messages
with a headshot
do you not sleep
and everything
i can kick a soccer ball 2500 times in the air before it touches the floor does that count for anything
no
damn
But it’s the holiday season 🥹
bro you guys have snow
I can feel it
sooo unfair
does saying lol in chat substitute for IOI
its been like a week
its the same thing just lowercase with L's instead of I's
idk what to tell you man go do a pset
do i sound like a harvard student
no one here says pset
I think i caught one in the wild
you need to be more chill
harvard students are very chill and earth toned and ditzy and they carry tote bags everywhere and they’re filled with love
mmmm
I think he meant those
im not sure
ohhh I see
U’ll eventually get there
like nature vibes people
oh
what kinda student do i sound like
Arent u the one who got into a car accident
nerd
yeah that's the guy
not too far off
commuting is dangerous i also got into a car accident
im always right
rip the value of my car
just buy a new one you’re loaded
rip the 40k for the other dudes car i totaled
So random yet
my dad already bought a new car for himself
So funny
take his old one
love you too bae
bro people trade in cars all the time
fr?
yes lmaoo
dang
What did he get
m4
hm interesting
cant be a mercedes arab
lmaoo bro he hid it from his friends for like a month because of evil eye
nah
U gotta stoppp
they’re cheap
oh
compared to other cars
let me tell you i need to move asap
wym other cars
if your brother is lonely you know who to call
like porsche 911 for example
this is my dads dream car
classic
Gurl im from london, even i need to move
mine too
he thinks im gonna buy it for him
im gonna buy one
my mom wants a nissan
i technically can buy it rn
true
she wants a GTR
of course
I literally parked my car for few mins last month and it fucking got broken into
a ton of friends love the 911 lmao it’s crazy
everyone likes it
even better
not committed yet. still applying H and Y
do yall get to drive one?
oh me too!! twinsies
(white car)
white is insane
nah
wait what yall drive rn
I need a cherry red birkin mannnn
pookie ask your dad
i drive a vw
nothing
Dad is useless but the one i want is not easily available
sick what model?
end of its time
harvard policy?
Last time it was available it was in doha
I see. Someone as smart as you will def get in
jetta very nice reliable car
i just don’t see the point of having a car on campus when i live here lol
i could bring one but it’s not worth
sounds like a nice little vacation opportunity to me...
@minor pecan I just realized Princeton endowments is one of the best in the nation, might be more than Harvard too
you got into S too?
nah i got into UNLV though basically the same thing 😂
are yall cousins
he wants to be me
or brothers
oh lmao
How much they paying🥲
bro gets his info off tiktok
Yea, he helped me with my app
CONFIRMED
you got into princeton buddy
congrats on the S though
BRO IS A DUMBASS INSTEAD
The other luck got into Harvard pal
💀
he's also a nerd
yup
i said youre both insufferable nerds
oh damn congrats!
Let’s switch🥲🤧
oh i just realized they’re pretty similar.
fight fight fight
it’s not changing much in 1 year
Stanford is better imo
Cuz education wise both the same
what major are you? also harvard isnt ur top choice???
True
true
The next thing u gotta compare is social life and location and on those stanny wins
It is also per student @minor pecan
I applied for social studies but i aint sticking to it and no it’s not my top choice
Harvard might have more students
this is such an insane amount of money
Yea
Ye, we don’t have law or med school
the truth is my cousin got into harvard for masters so thats why i really wanna get into harvard now so i can be near him. i miss him 😢
Awww bless u
Exactly
Hope u get innn
Blessed
Lowkey sad Princeton doesn’t have law or med school
ye
i applied as humanities too lol and im not sticking to it either lmao!
Oh well, cs majors don’t need graduate school
wait wait
tysm ❤️❤️
undergrad focus 🤓
are you the guy who applied as english but is going cs
Very lol
nope i didn’t apply english and i dont plan on going cs either
o ok
who is tho???
Rigged
oh damn
Prolly donated a building
i thought i was smart for doing that
When’s stanny’s admit weekend??
I just know you updated your insta bio within an hour of getting in
but yeah i did linguistics not english. and i plan to do smth similar like SYMSYS sooo its not cheating the system
Week after visitas i think
Nah, I waited a week
How are you gonna say cap 😭
WOOHOOO i just memorized the first two pages of clair de lune in the last 2 days
april 25-27
No
mmm guys do we wait for cat to come back or no
What I say goes
4 more to go
Visitas is on 14-15th of april ☹️☹️
I did @princeton ‘28 for my bio
I can imagine
gotta manifest it
You gotta put ' not ’
U committed already??
You're so nonchalant
Yea, I’m binding
ooo
Ty
pton isnt binded
Manifest what
Waiting for my med school acceptance in 3 years to update my bio
I’m questbridge
Oopsie didn’t know Princeton did ED
That's when I'll have my cool bio era trust
I thought you weren't accepted yet 😭
QB diff
I alr got in lmao
well 1st off congrats
Ty
How does QB help tho??
Put not for what
Like if u cant afford it, are u not getting financial aid anyway??
the apostrophe before 28
All it did was give me fee waivers on app 💀
ohhh mb
Qb is useless kinda imo
😭
It is, since you’re getting the same aid thru rd
wait then whats the point
It’s whatever, you get more essays thru qb to tell your background so it’s chill
I like it cause no fee waivers and you can apply to literally 60 top colleges for free
Commonapp limits you to 20
i did not know this
If u qualify for qb dont u qualify for fee waivers??
ye
Ye
Oh damnn
good think i only applied / am applying to 4 schools!
yo just li Ken
like me
i qualified for fee waivers but not QB
🔥🔥👍👍
Qb also only gives you a week to do your supplements too LOL
🔥
QB seems to be a little more strict
harvard still gives a fee waiver right
Yea, qb is 65k for a fam of 4
to train with sam sulek
hope 🙂
i loved it
she's living the life
UMIAMIIIIII
although when i visited it was like a ghost town
W
this was during spring break
she's also gonna be in hella debt
ITS ALL ABOUT THE U
but she's having fun so good for her i guess
Rip
it seems like a cool school
insta posts are giving though
Swear they have housing problems
like very aesthetic
i like farmer schools of business and they have a well established powerlifting program
All they do is party and try to get invited to drake’s bday party
i think they do yeah they were like in hotels or something
but nice hotels
Ngl, if y’all have a dream school, just pray to god and he’ll get you in lowkey
also what happened to u wanting me to get accepted so i can be ur lifting partner
That’s what I did, and I’m not even religious 💀
why'd u switch up on me like that
oh
not cool
Well
If you get rejected, god was protecting you from an unforeseen tragedy 🙏
There is nothing we can do
he's bipolar
sometimes he wants the best for you sometimes he wants you to die
@minor pecan what’s your SBD
just depends
I don’t know what that is
squat bench deadlift
Squat bench deadlift
Take it as W, based on previous data, all those ppl that luck wanted in
Never got in
Mines 335/210/315 💀
thats almost as bad as ngmi
I don’t deadlift btw
lfg
idk my one rep maxes
What’s ngmi
not gonna make it
What’s your working set
This is why you’re ngmi
😭
Lame
Tyyy
Girl switch to financeseee, why u in med
U are just a girl
U dont deserve all this stress
youre so right
Fr
Shit the fuck up
my dad said no CS
:(
No
are you lying
What, you said you were
im applied math
You lied to me 😞
staying true to your nerd roots
quadruple major
Luck is a nerd fr, applied math 🤮
truly harvard-level ambition..
nah im gapped
What u applying as??
what is gapped
ur also a nerd cus ur going to princeton
r u physics
he will not give an adequate explanation
U know wassup
let me copy paste the definition 1 sec
😐
Hordveard moment
it sounds british
Nuh uh
my whole app is based around econ
Like rolled?
Chickenman is here!!!
Ah
Chicken man is crazy
i sent cat a good def lemme get it
🐔
@minor pecan let’s hit the gym together. I’ll visit Cambridge
i still dont know if i can realistically double major 💀
😞
i guess imposter syndrome affects everybody, huh
How’s
Omgg do u americans use clapped??
Howw*
yes, i cause it
no? 😭
i learned it on here
Yea, I use clapped
some british guy
I need to teach u more
please
wait ur british
so me and your brother can better communicate
Abcde u are leng
@rancid mural what school do you go to
mit
i know that one as well
I- 😟
MIT 💀
put my asian ting in a lehenga
@bitter path favorite tea brand? /s
Yepp
now she look ten times lenger
Ur dad’s piss
mine's yorkshire
No way you called us insufferable nerds when you go to MIT @rancid mural
NOO
Huh
i actually love tea
Omgg 💀
please 💔
luck is a liar
luck when r u gonna snag an internship
😐😐
WHY DOSS EVERYONE SAY THIS
Girl come tooo londonnnnn
I JAVE OKE ALREADY
Where do you go then huh??
MFS
Which is…
I want toooo so bad
You tell me 🥰
Why are you premed at a tech school
is it paid
ye
Florida state?
😞
thats an insult
@minor pecan
What
still cant believe i was considering engineering 💀
Does she give floridian
Engineering is w
i did not realize engineers needed to be good at math
Ye
lmao
I thought you were going to refer to me as he for a second
First time someone has known I was a girl in so long fr
my friend applied biomed/mech to mit with a b in calculus
so he is good at math.
Someone literally said “you’re just a girl in premed”
💀
Oh yeah
I can read, I have eyes
yeah actually you're right lmao
Slayyyy
people who think this:
I'd hope you could read if you're going to princeton
i would be an auto reject at mit so harvards my bestie
noob
I actually can’t read, I’m dyslexic
😞
i guess they also took it sophomore year LMAO
go to sleep guys
no
Ok
W mát
i refuse to write the uchicago supplement
Mars*
Apparently there's a kid in my community who took Calc BC in middle school 💀
you know back in like 2nd grade my teacher told us her daughter had dyslexia and she made it sound like cancer
i have never had calculus 🔥🔥
(i will have college calc 1 over summer
)
oh yeah
so i used to think it was like a terminal disease
i had some friends who did that
😭 has to be traumatizing
off of the aops class
"Multi freshman, linear algebra sophomore, discrete math and proofs Junior, COMPLEX analysis senior year"

that was really funny when i found out the aops calculus class was a valid ap course
this smth luck would do
The neuroticism goes crazy
Nah
Luck is a nerd Fr
I’m not smart enough
complex isn't that hard depending on the textbook
Nah
Cap
calculus before christ?
Next Albert Einstein
This the real mood
Facts
nah my friend did ap calc in 5th grade
luck how do i get good at math before i take calc over summer 💀
do
lots ofit
i can tutor you
Gotta do the lumina method, pray towards boston
results are 50/50
:PPPPP
Will you tutor me too Luck 🥺 I will be struggling with calc 1 at princeton
limit approaches 0 means that the function is a power of 4 @rancid mural
lmAO
Fr
beetlejuice!
is that true of all functions
Praying towards Mecca 🤢
Praying towards Cambridge, MA 😍
ye sure $6000
Why do I have to pay ☹️
its when
cus for precal i got a lot of questions thay were like "what is the end behavior of this equation" but did not give me a graph or anything
you pretend that a number is not a number
New Jersey tax
i dont wanna know i passed the AP exam thats all i needed
But astag
New Jersey is a tax free state
limits
huh how do they fund their government
just plug in really big values
Luck Tax
But it's New Jersey
The tax is being there in the first place
Good question, find that out at Harvard
new jersey is lawless country
Do I get part of that tax since I’m also Luck
No, you’re bad Luck
Real
:( but I’m good luck 🍀
U are the scammer luck
detoerating
Deteriorating smh
I’m literally born in march, month of the leprechauns and luck @minor pecan
ty
My name means good luck
I don’t care
i will be visiting harvard in early feb and i am excited
yup same. he finished real analysis by 10th grade and almost done with grad level math now
:(
he also did ap physics C in 9th grade
Some of y'all 
not me..it was someone ik

“most of grad level” doesnt rlly make sense lol
i get called a genius by JUNIORS for knowing how to graph a linear equation 💀
ayy the cohomology enjoyer
arent u a nerd
Fr
where are the cool people
😟
He is
Right here!!
im leaving
you are on discord
I have met cool people on discord
luck whats ur major
ur in harvard chat
its all nerds and try hards sir
standards
(pink luck)
#🏡-verified-village
applied math
Good clarification
lmao
Clown Town
nerd
Facts
not native american studies and comparative study of religion?
😐
Me 😁
M that was too hard
nerd ones
noob ones
they just nerd full time
Fr
who is shaw 💀
two sigma
SIGMA?
good money place
who
TWO SIGMA
yall saying random ass names
quantitative hedge funds
Sigh
i hate 2sig
Luck is a nerd and a weeb
this feels like a personal attack
ditzy is crazy
btw
what is this company
mehrab
It is
it means dumb
I think it means like slightly dumb
it means dumb
Harvard student btw
like airhead
2 sigma for u
earthy harvarders
…
real
That’s why pton is on top 🔝
Looks like someone's brought up quant again!
I think it’d be better if you analyzed some grass instead.
yall love to talk here oml
it’s been an hour
guys go outside 🙏🏻
it’s nice
yeah
harvard kids r super good at their field and nothing else 💀
🙏🙏
Luck are you an elitist
who is this
No
a fan
Someone cool
bro is talking to himself
new jersey luck
its 1 am and outside my house is a forest, i am not trying to get eaten or worse 
im good on a soccer field but harvard ran out of spots for me 😭
climb a tree
I had my name as Luck for years 💀
He had a whole family girl
Nobody said Hahvahd kids had good sense
oh my bad
nah
wdym
luck had a dad then he got rejected and went for milk
she’s talking about the Mrs luck and senior luck whatever
Mrs luck, luck jr, luck the second, luck sr and more
the masstech students i have interacted with have the least common sense out of anyone i've seen so far
😭😭😭
You’re good 😁 unlike Harvard students, Princeton students are forgiving fr
Oh he also had miss luck, the mistress
oh yeah
nah bro
i hard abt that
MISTRESS IS INSANE
because it's in new jersey
Common doesn't mean bad or good 🤓☝️
bro i had to work all day
you got to Princeton?
it was painful
didnt all the lucks get rejected 💀
the patients were so mean today fr
Is New Jersey you’re only insult 😞
they're hella smart but mfs can't cook a fuckin egg
or deferred i mean
the only good thing about princeton is the ice cream
same thing
ye
yes i was born there
No, I got accepted to where I wanted to go
LOL
If they spent more time on their apps instead of glazing maybe they could’ve made it ngl
ur pton luck
i mean harvard lucks
Oh hell naw I remember the time I got into a debate in gen chat for microwaving an egg
no lie actually born in princeton new jersey
where do you work
for microwaving an egg you deserve that debate
DOUBLE LOL
which decision were u most surprised by, june?
cus i was shocked abt june
at an ophthalmologist
Rip
idk what that is but it sounds cool
i love the ice cream
Yes, ‘28
nah idt I was surprised ngl
oh wow congrats
actually yeah
Ooh, is their coffee good
unless she was straight up lying abt being legacy, getting an ao interview, and everything else idk how she could get deferred 😭
Eye doctor
I thought she would grin but oh well
im never glazing but im sure as shit not working on my apps either
Thanks 😁
eye surgeon
oh yeah it is
i had some great chai the last time i was there
princeton is crazy
I live on caffeine negl
It is lol
I hate it sm
Frrr
😭
nvm i don’t like how cocky you are
my cousin lives in west windsor 🤮 so i go occasionally
@plain marsh listened to the song it's pretty cool just not my jam
You think I’m cocky 😭
how
it’s the most chill song ever
Chinese kids nightmare
how is not anyone’s ‘jam’
it makes me want to go to bed
i wish there was a caffeinated drink that wasnt terrible for ur heart (even tho the entire reason its bad is the caffeine 💀)
its great though dont get me wrong
Simply pick another stimulant
Boba savings lives
mhm
I drink 500mg of caffeine a day negl
***Not a controlled substance
i cant drink coffee w/o a cup of sugar (this is no lie)
just do the fragmented sleep thing that gives you narcolepsy
or atleast 1/3 cup
wait water doesnt wake you guys up ?
oh
hmmmmmm ngmi
Can you overdose on coffee??
im lazy so i drink coffee black most of the time
i only drink water and electrolyte powder
babe you’re so cute
Are you applying to Princeton?
caffeine, yes
actually yes which is hilarious
yeah!
Y'all need better coffee bruh
dont
added it last week
I hope you get in, you can show me around 😁
gonna try for english/math bc i don't really have a chance
pton application is so long
pookie pls tell my your skincare routine
don’t apply
I just hate anything related to coffee, I cannot stand the smell
It’s 3 supplement questions 😭
joseon
its ok i repurpose from harvard
YESS POOKIE
its great value keurig cups from walmart if that makes a difference
i keep trying to discuss with my sister she doesnt care for these things
forgot full word
WAIT OIL CLEANSER
That's

YES BABE
also the point was that the pton app was gonna be fun for me
🤤
bc i get to write abt english
ITS LITERALLY SO GOOD HELP
Keurigs 😭
Big W
NOOO WAY
And Great Value K-Cups
THIS SI A SIGN
