Harvard University (2023-2024)

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and I still don’t know what it means

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wowwww

when he remembers niche things that you say

[minor pecan]

I have a good memory

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wow so

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no way

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ok….

[rancid mural]

do you know what gullible means

it means someone who believes things easily

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yes

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so the joke is you tell someone its written on the ceiling

so they look up

and its not there

[minor pecan]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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💀

[rancid mural]

you go to harvard bro

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academically smart people are always a little

[minor pecan]

nah im dumb bro

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how do you put it

word that starts with S

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slow?

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no

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hmmm

Stupid?

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it was slow

i just love to manipulate

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😐

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hai

[pseudo hawk]

silly

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hai

[pseudo hawk]

is the word you’re looking for

[minor pecan]

oh yeah

silly works too

[plain marsh]

im the silliest ever

[pseudo hawk]

NO

I am

[minor pecan]

no me

[plain marsh]

yall will never meet anyone near as silly yet academically brilliant as me

[minor pecan]

it’s me

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NEVER

[pseudo hawk]

you may be smarter than me

[plain marsh]

ur not silly yo don’t even say hai unless haied to

[pseudo hawk]

But trust me

I am the silliest

[plain marsh]

i know

[rancid mural]

so real I believe you

[minor pecan]

haiiiiii @plain marsh

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name the top 5 silliest things you have EVER said

[rancid mural]

cat is me if i was smarter

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i am in love with you

[pseudo hawk]

The mods will ban me

But because I’m so silly

[plain marsh]

no babes just say it

[pseudo hawk]

I don’t care!

[rancid mural]

i love you more dw

[minor pecan]

that book is actually good abcde

[rancid mural]

YOU READ IT

omggg

[minor pecan]

im still reading it

[rancid mural]

what do you thinkk

what part are you on

no one ever reads what i tell them to read this makes me happy

[bitter path]

What book?

[pseudo hawk]

1 [REDACTED]
2 [REDACTED]
3 [REDACTED]
4 [REDACTED]
5 [REDACTED]

[rancid mural]

as long as the lemon trees grow

you should read

made me cry

[bitter path]

OMGG ITS ON MY TBR

[rancid mural]

SOOOO GOOD

READ NOWWWW

[bitter path]

I am currently reading this other book

But hopefully it’s nexttt

[rancid mural]

which

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Once upon a broken heart

Just a silly lil book but i love it

[rancid mural]

oooh

[bitter path]

Did u ever read khaled hosseini

[rancid mural]

yes

im a fan

[bitter path]

Same

[minor pecan]

salama met kenan and they’re talking about movies or smth

[bitter path]

I never cried reading something bruh but all his books are something else

[minor pecan]

wait

maybe I should censor

[rancid mural]

awwwww

[rancid mural]

theyre really good

peak literature of our time tbh

[plain marsh]

girl i get ur happiness because when people actually listen to the music i tell them to i fall deeply in love

even platonically

i be making playlists and everything

once my friend rated every song i put on a playlist

i cried tears of joy that day

[rancid mural]

youre so real omg

[plain marsh]

A THOUDANF SPENDLID SUND

[minor pecan]

o i read that book

[plain marsh]

haven’t read it but it’s sitting on my shelf <3

[minor pecan]

bruh

[plain marsh]

no way bro reads

[bitter path]

🥹🥹

Kite runner as welll

[rancid mural]

readddd

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oooooo

[minor pecan]

o i read that one too

[plain marsh]

i might after i finish interior chinatown

[bitter path]

U NEED TO READ ITTTT

[plain marsh]

my friends and i are planning on reading a little life

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o i read that too

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together

[plain marsh]

it’s in my bio

why didn’t you tell me

[minor pecan]

I didn’t see

[rancid mural]

bro i wanna read it

but im scared

[minor pecan]

I think I read that too

maybe

[plain marsh]

wow …. 💔

tell me you don’t even value our friendship

[plain marsh]

oh my god yeah

i heard it’s the worst

[minor pecan]

im just kidding i did see it

but i didn’t want to say till you finished

so finish it quick

[plain marsh]

usually i don’t hype things up so im not disappointed but i heard it was reaaaaaallllllllllyyy bad

[minor pecan]

👍

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OMGGGGG START READINGGGG

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sure

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U gonna be a messs

[rancid mural]

bro those booktok books always disappoint me

[plain marsh]

you just think im easily manipulated

[plain marsh]

NAUR WAIT JEAR ME OUT

[rancid mural]

like they always lack substance

[minor pecan]

i don’t know how to manipulate

[plain marsh]

because that’s what I thought to but

i heard it’s BAD

[plain marsh]

were you actually gonna tell me after i finished

be so real

[minor pecan]

if i knew how to manipulate id be like unstoppable

yeah

[plain marsh]

imagine I amlooking you in the eyes so don’t lie

[minor pecan]

you wanted to tell me the plot of it

but then you never did

[rancid mural]

idk ill still read it prob

[bitter path]

Most books on tiktok are for ppl who just started reading

Colleen hoover 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[minor pecan]

i don’t lie

[rancid mural]

coho

bro

i have so many problems

with her

like how can you read a whole book and gain nothing

[minor pecan]

ok wait this is kinda a lie

[bitter path]

ISTG I WAS SOOOOO MADD WHEN PPL WERE HYPING HER BOOKS

[rancid mural]

like not even a single likable character

[bitter path]

Tf is she writing

[plain marsh]

wow….

[rancid mural]

bro i started it ends with us and i thought my life was gonna be changed or something

that book was so boring

[minor pecan]

but i generally don’t lie

because i have no reason to

[plain marsh]

the woman who romanticized abuse 🤤🤤🤤

[bitter path]

My wattpad authors wrote better than her at 12

[rancid mural]

like ryle abused her but atlas was ugly so which one do we pick

and like the abuser part

didnt fit his character at all

[bitter path]

Atlas is the homeless one right

[rancid mural]

so like what was she trying to do

[minor pecan]

wait abcde you made a company right

[rancid mural]

yeah he groomed her fr

[plain marsh]

but…but atlas waited for her 😢

[rancid mural]

so like groomer or abuser which one

[bitter path]

There’s another one of hers i swear

[rancid mural]

a company 😟

[bitter path]

Where the main character drowned her son

Cuz she was jealous or sum

[plain marsh]

typical collen hover

[minor pecan]

i thought you said you started selling stuff

i remember

[rancid mural]

ohh nah i havent sold anything im just posting pictures of the stuff i make

[minor pecan]

oh ok

[plain marsh]

are you making jewelry

@rancid mural

[minor pecan]

you should sell

[rancid mural]

no one has offered to pay money 💀

[minor pecan]

i’d buy

[rancid mural]

arabic calligraphy

and like other art pieces

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oh word????

[bitter path]

Awww bless u

[rancid mural]

some paintings and such

[plain marsh]

i love arabic

[rancid mural]

aww thanks

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wait i feel as though we’ve gonna over this

[bitter path]

cat what are u ethnically??

[plain marsh]

im chinese

[rancid mural]

we talked about this a little yes

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wby <3

[rancid mural]

its so hard actually

[minor pecan]

your memory is saurr good

[rancid mural]

let me show yall what i just finished

[plain marsh]

ur tryna make up for the manipulation

[rancid mural]

its a little rough around the edges but its mostly done

[minor pecan]

you still think i tried manipulating you

that’s real manipulation on my part right there

holy

maybe you’re right

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imconfuded

guys it’s after 11

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i manipulated you into thinking i manipulated you

[plain marsh]

my critical thinking skills rapidly disintegrate

[minor pecan]

yes, we need to explain things very clearly to you

[plain marsh]

i only have 20 pages of interior chinatown left

i read the rest in a 2 hour sitting

[minor pecan]

woah

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ill finish it tmrw 👍🏼

[minor pecan]

ok👍

[plain marsh]

willis married karen

but he’s an absentee father

typical chinese moment

[plain marsh]

exactly

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tell me what you guys think...

this was like a jump in skill level for me

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🔥🔥🔥

[rancid mural]

this was the hardest ive ever done

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it’s gorgeous

[rancid mural]

but i think it turned out okay

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what does it say

[rancid mural]

still rough on the edges

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it’s good

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it’s perfect

[rancid mural]

its a chapter from the quran

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like you

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oh sick

[minor pecan]

i wish i could draw or calligraphiate like that

[rancid mural]

trust if i can do it you can do it

[minor pecan]

nah

[plain marsh]

wait @rancid mural where are you from etjnicslly

[minor pecan]

the only time i have done art was in art lol

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its surah al-ikhlas if you were interested

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syria

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i remeber you posted it once

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oh cool

[rancid mural]

it was cool

[minor pecan]

nah it was mid

[plain marsh]

I think ur the first Syrian ive met

[plain marsh]

lemme see

[rancid mural]

lol we are few and far between i feel...

[bitter path]

Awww allahumma barikk girl

It’s so pretty

[rancid mural]

thank youuuu

i have an insta

but i havent psoted this one yet

[minor pecan]

you don’t want to see it

[rancid mural]

so i only have one post LMAOO

[minor pecan]

trust

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i wanted to go to damascus

but i can’t rn

[rancid mural]

bro it was literally good

[plain marsh]

abcde can you find it

[rancid mural]

its beautiful

[minor pecan]

you’re gaslighting me into sending it

[bitter path]

Luck dont be shy

Send it thru

[rancid mural]

i would take you bby dw

[minor pecan]

😐

[rancid mural]

let me try

[plain marsh]

you’ll make 44fyeee sad

why would you do that

[minor pecan]

oh that’s fine

[plain marsh]

wow

[bitter path]

Very sad ☹️

[minor pecan]

444fyee hates me anyways

[plain marsh]

444fyeee is my friend

[bitter path]

Im just a girl, i dont deserve to be sad

[minor pecan]

oh

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Huh

[minor pecan]

jkjk

[plain marsh]

SHES JUST A GIRL

[minor pecan]

this is like peak manipulation bro

[bitter path]

🎀🎀

[plain marsh]

me putting a bow on myself because there’s nothing a little pink bow can’t fix

[plain marsh]

you just don’t get it

[rancid mural]

luck i couldnt dig it up

[plain marsh]

we are just girls

[rancid mural]

just show them

it was literally good

[minor pecan]

🤔

see

[plain marsh]

@minor pecan show it or I cry

[minor pecan]

now you built up suspense

so if i send it and its mid

…

[rancid mural]

bro stop being a bozo

[minor pecan]

😐

ok ok ok

[plain marsh]

GET HIM ABCDE

[minor pecan]

let me find the picture

found it

[bitter path]

Hurry up

[minor pecan]

you’re a crybaby just like akira

[plain marsh]

im so impatient

[plain marsh]

did you know

[bitter path]

The suspense is getting to me

[plain marsh]

my instagram username is devilmancrybabyfangirl

it used to be my spam

but i had to deactivate my main

because i accidentally viewed someone’s story

is this TPN

is that rey

from the promised neverland

[minor pecan]

deathnote

[plain marsh]

who in death note had emo hair

ohhh

[bitter path]

Are u taking the piss 🧍‍♀️

[minor pecan]

near

[bitter path]

And this is supposed to be bad

[minor pecan]

ok

free sample over

next time it’s $10

[plain marsh]

it’s giving him

[minor pecan]

yup

i remember this

[plain marsh]

wait where’s the photo

put it back

i barely looked at it

[minor pecan]

bruh

[plain marsh]

please

[bitter path]

She said please!!

[minor pecan]

say it nicely smh

[craggy latch]

bro my Korean teacher asked me to translate smth in arabic today simply because im hijabi 😭😭

How to explain someone that you know how to read but don’t understand what you read

[minor pecan]

WHOPS

[bitter path]

💀

[craggy latch]

I saved it ‼️

[minor pecan]

bruh

it’s just a picture of trees

[plain marsh]

wait

[minor pecan]

plus i know you’re jk

[plain marsh]

who’s the black hair boy

[craggy latch]

I also understand the Korean talking but not writing helpp

[bitter path]

Such an aesthetic man 💅 love that for u

[plain marsh]

wait

how is that near

[craggy latch]

it’s more than just trees

you don’t get it

[bitter path]

I need to watch this new kdrama

My demon or sum

The lead is fineeeee

[plain marsh]

@minor pecan are you sure it’s not TPN

[rancid mural]

lolll

[craggy latch]

it’s almost everywhere

[rancid mural]

this is literally good

idk why you were being so annoying

[minor pecan]

I’ve never watched it

[plain marsh]

wait abcde i think he’s manipulating me

[craggy latch]

song kang is bad at acting I said what I said

[minor pecan]

it was just a horror unit so i made scary stuff

[rancid mural]

its what he does best

[plain marsh]

hes saying its characters from death note

but it’s not

it’s literally emma and ray

from TPN

[rancid mural]

idk what death note is

[bitter path]

Naurrrrr

[rancid mural]

so i couldnt tell you

[minor pecan]

nah you’re overthinking it

[bitter path]

But i get what u mean

[minor pecan]

it’s just basic characters

[minor pecan]

I think you’re sleepy cat

[plain marsh]

HOW

[craggy latch]

I mean at least he’s better than eunwoo

[rancid mural]

guys opinions on saint levant

[plain marsh]

luck is scary when he’s manipulative cuz you don’t really know if he’s being fr

[minor pecan]

😐

[bitter path]

Tbf all they do is just look pretty but still love them nonetheless

[minor pecan]

its probably just a coincidence

[plain marsh]

me with pretty men

i need them to be quiet

[minor pecan]

I don’t even watch anime

[craggy latch]

LMAO

[plain marsh]

don’t open mouth

[bitter path]

Ongg 💀

[plain marsh]

LIES

[rancid mural]

once i walked into robotics late and they were all crowded around some anime

it was soooo sus

[plain marsh]

the sexiest thing a man can do is be quiet

[minor pecan]

I don’t lie

we established this already

[bitter path]

It’s always the pretty men that gives u the biggest ick

[craggy latch]

‼️

[plain marsh]

yeah cuz like

it’s bad when a man knows he’s pretty

then he’s just always doing too much

[bitter path]

OMGG THIS IS MY BIGGEST ICKK

[rancid mural]

thats why you gotta find them a little ugly

[plain marsh]

pretty men who aren’t aware of it >

[late zenith]

How do you hope to use your Harvard education in the future?

basically why us?

[rancid mural]

because if theyre too hot theyre cocky

[plain marsh]

i need them with 0 instagram posts

[craggy latch]

I was sitting in the class and got headaches bc 2 guys kept talking nonstop for 3 hours

[minor pecan]

bro

[cold quartz]

more of a what is ur future plans

[rancid mural]

REALLL

[plain marsh]

medium ugly men who are still pretty 🤤

[rancid mural]

and like sub 300 followers because why do you need 600 people to see you pookie

[bitter path]

No insta, only email and that’s it😐🧍‍♀️🎀

[plain marsh]

yeah like you only need to follow me wtf?

why are you even looking at other people?

[rancid mural]

for real

[plain marsh]

do you need me to tie you up?

[bitter path]

Add sleeper build and we gucci

[late zenith]

alr so i got like 1-2 future goals should i tie that into why us, since it is asking what u will do with a harv education

[minor pecan]

lmao

[plain marsh]

and take that damn phone

[rancid mural]

why does he even need a phone

[minor pecan]

you just love tying people up

[plain marsh]

SLEEPER BUILD 🤤

[rancid mural]

hes a man he can build one

[bitter path]

I hate men that are too buff

[plain marsh]

men who can do things 🤤

[bitter path]

That shi scary

[plain marsh]

men who have really niche interests and skills

[rancid mural]

thats real too

[rancid mural]

NEED

[reef forge]

Girls when men know their worth 😲

[craggy latch]

I love men with huge butts

[minor pecan]

bruh round 2

[plain marsh]

like yesssss i will watch you build legos for 6 hours

[bitter path]

Gyattttttr

But no

But yes

[plain marsh]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[rancid mural]

should i buy lego flowers

im considering it

[minor pecan]

yes

[plain marsh]

YES‼️‼️‼️‼️

[minor pecan]

buy

[plain marsh]

my mom and i assembled the orchid legos

[minor pecan]

i bought for my teacher it was hella worth

[plain marsh]

they’re gorgeous

[rancid mural]

okay guys im very easily influenced thats all i needed

[plain marsh]

bro?

[late zenith]

bro should i j wake up in 5 hrs and start harv or grind it out

[rancid mural]

thank you

[minor pecan]

wait no not like that

[plain marsh]

why is bro dropping 100 on a teacher

[minor pecan]

my teacher’s mom died

[late zenith]

i would be burnt out from harv if recycling wasnt a thing

[plain marsh]

OJ MY GOD

IM SL SORRY

[bitter path]

Oop-

[reef forge]

Just do wtvr bro

[plain marsh]

lego flowers will never die

wait

[rancid mural]

is it just me or do you guys get worried when things are going too good

[plain marsh]

yes‼️‼️‼️

[rancid mural]

like my life hasnt messed up in a little im waiting for something to go wrong

[minor pecan]

don’t worry

it’s coming

[late zenith]

ok gn

[minor pecan]

trust

[plain marsh]

this is so real because you start getting sus like mmmmmmm something sht is on the way

[rancid mural]

no something bads gonna happen

i can feel it

[minor pecan]

yes

[rancid mural]

like soon

[minor pecan]

it will

[plain marsh]

nothing bad will happen

i will protect you

from harm

[minor pecan]

the duality of man

[rancid mural]

thank you

[rancid mural]

thats why brown is better than harvard!

[minor pecan]

but you wanted to come to harvard

[plain marsh]

RAHHHHHHHHHHHH 🔥

[rancid mural]

i applied to both

[plain marsh]

abcde wtf

[rancid mural]

and they both rejected me soooo

[minor pecan]

let’s be honest abcde

[plain marsh]

oh rahhhhhhhh!!!

[plain marsh]

ohhh…

[reef forge]

If u got into both

[minor pecan]

she goes to mit now tho

[plain marsh]

im sorry on behalf of brown admissions i would personally have accepted you

[rancid mural]

my brown essays were good like wl at least

[plain marsh]

did you submit vid

[bitter path]

Is brown vid mandatory

[minor pecan]

you applied plme tho

[rancid mural]

thank you so much this means a lot

[minor pecan]

no

[rancid mural]

yes i did i thought it was cute

[plain marsh]

naur but it could help

ive met people w/o

[rancid mural]

i did like a timeline of my life in photos

[plain marsh]

you can get into brown w/o getting into PLME

[minor pecan]

oh yeah

[plain marsh]

awwwwww that’s so cute

[rancid mural]

brown didnt think so...

[minor pecan]

nah you’re smarter than me anyways abcde

you’ll be fine

you’re culling

chilling

[rancid mural]

this is so cap

[plain marsh]

LUCK NICE ARC

[minor pecan]

ive always been nice

😐

why does everyone say that

[plain marsh]

ok….lets not get carried away

[rancid mural]

luck is literally a genuis he just likes to humble brag

[minor pecan]

??

[bitter path]

It gives me shivers uno

[rancid mural]

dont lie

[reef forge]

If everyone says that it might mean sum lul bro

[minor pecan]

im not

[rancid mural]

i know you did those like math nerd competitions or something

or some research thing

[minor pecan]

bruh

[rancid mural]

i remember

[plain marsh]

MATH OLYMPIAD?

[minor pecan]

😐

[rancid mural]

he won some national award

[minor pecan]

😐😐😐

[plain marsh]

for what

[rancid mural]

i think it was research

[reef forge]

AMC?

[plain marsh]

math?

there are RESEARCH awards?

[rancid mural]

whats that prestigious science fair

i think he wont that

[plain marsh]

why do research awards even exist

[reef forge]

Isef

[bitter path]

Isef or sum

[plain marsh]

just publish it

[minor pecan]

i will neither deny or confirm anything

[rancid mural]

YESS THAT WAS IT

he did ISEF i think

i remember

[reef forge]

Blud won isef

💀💀

[plain marsh]

what is that

[rancid mural]

i dont think he won like the whole thing but he got some award in it

[plain marsh]

what is it

[rancid mural]

biggest science fair in US

[plain marsh]

science stuff?

[rancid mural]

like super prestigious

[reef forge]

Blud might be rjain

[plain marsh]

science fair is so cringe

just why

[reef forge]

😹😹

[minor pecan]

abcde is just yapping rn

it’s so funny

[rancid mural]

pookie whats your major

did you alr tell me

[plain marsh]

guess 🤤😏

[rancid mural]

and i forgot...

you give english lit in the best possible way

[plain marsh]

im not sure lowkey i forget things really easily

[rancid mural]

but you also give stem

[plain marsh]

OKAY WE TAKE THOSE

[bitter path]

Gurl ion even know but these american colleges has these poor kids doing actual research from middle school and onward

[rancid mural]

like maybe cs in a girly pop way

do you get what i mean

[minor pecan]

she’s cs 👍

[plain marsh]

im a double major so what’s the other half

[plain marsh]

ISNT IT CRAZY

like what do you mean you’ve interned at NASA at age 15

[minor pecan]

i didnt do anything until sophomore year of hs lol

[plain marsh]

go outside and enjoy your childhood

[rancid mural]

except be a nerd

[minor pecan]

😐😐

YIURE RHE NERD

[rancid mural]

GUYS I HAVE SOMETHING ELSE ABOUT HIM

[minor pecan]

YOURE RHE BIGGEST NERD

[rancid mural]

waittttt

[minor pecan]

NO

[rancid mural]

hes gonna get mad if i say

[minor pecan]

wait

what is it

[bitter path]

Then there’s us in yr 7 💀

[plain marsh]

say it babe

[reef forge]

Luck won AMC 8

[rancid mural]

starts with the letter v

[plain marsh]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[reef forge]

Back in the day

[minor pecan]

Dm it

[plain marsh]

oh he’s valedictorian?

[minor pecan]

oh

that thing

That’s useless

[rancid mural]

HAHAHHAA

still means youre a nerd

[plain marsh]

is it that he’s valedictorian

[rancid mural]

yes

[reef forge]

Virgin

[plain marsh]

oh

lowkey

[minor pecan]

this is true tho

[plain marsh]

that’s not all that

[minor pecan]

also

yeah

[reef forge]

Val dont mean too much

[plain marsh]

WHY IS BRO SELF REPORTING?!

[minor pecan]

shit

[reef forge]

Top 5% good

[minor pecan]

was i not supposed to

[plain marsh]

WJY DID HE DO THAT

IM GONNA CRY

[rancid mural]

thanks for the confirmation we were really curious

[left sky]

all good in the hood yk just procrastinating essays nothing much

[minor pecan]

you never know im manipulating you guys rn

[plain marsh]

IM ACTUALLY IN TEARS BECAUSE IT WAS SO UNNECXESSARY

[minor pecan]

👍👍

[rancid mural]

hes proving hes a good muslim trust

[plain marsh]

oh luck is muslim?

[bitter path]

Our fav muzzy

[reef forge]

Bro had to show the halalness

[bitter path]

U muzzy as well right

[reef forge]

No

[rancid mural]

he's so halal you wouldnt even know

[minor pecan]

..

later

[plain marsh]

omg wow imlearning so much about him

[rancid mural]

this makes me sound weird

im muslim too so its not weird for me to say

[plain marsh]

why does it make you sound weird

[left sky]

what qualifies someone as halal? non muslim here

[rancid mural]

just a funny statement

[rancid mural]

halal just means something permissible in islam

[left sky]

oh

[rancid mural]

vs haram is something not allowed

[reef forge]

Killed by a muslim butcher

[left sky]

is it strict

[bitter path]

Just following the teachings of the prophet and following the word of god

[rancid mural]

like eating pork is haram

[plain marsh]

how is he ‘so halal’

[left sky]

yeah no that's all i needa know

[plain marsh]

what is he doing

[minor pecan]

nothing

[left sky]

my ass is hella haram

[bitter path]

It’s subjective, to u non muslim it might be but for us no

[reef forge]

Not fuckin

[rancid mural]

when you say someone is so halal that means theyre just a good muslim

[plain marsh]

ohhhh

[rancid mural]

but i meant it largely as a joke

[plain marsh]

guys im learning

[rancid mural]

but hes still a good muslim im sure

[minor pecan]

it basically means

[plain marsh]

why did he self report

[minor pecan]

im chill

[bitter path]

Cat im disappointed in u, u from the UK babe

[minor pecan]

shut up

[plain marsh]

bro called himself bitchless

[left sky]

ok i fw that

[bitter path]

What is this nonsense

[plain marsh]

IM SO SORRY 💔💔💔💔

[rancid mural]

to prove hes halal hes waiting for the four wives

[minor pecan]

i already told you

i need money

[left sky]

i do not fw that

[reef forge]

Luck which country

[minor pecan]

not bitches

[plain marsh]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[rancid mural]

one from each of his top 4 ivies

[minor pecan]

bro’s just yapping

[rancid mural]

my guess is harvard princeton penn yale

[plain marsh]

my bad

[left sky]

shit i wouldn't mind 4 wives

[minor pecan]

😐😐

[reef forge]

Ypsm

[left sky]

nah im messing with ya

[plain marsh]

bros collecting them like infinity stones holy shit?

[minor pecan]

😐

[reef forge]

He alr has harvard

[rancid mural]

gotta make those legacy kids

[plain marsh]

💀💀💀💀

[minor pecan]

this is legit slander

[bitter path]

He gotta support all them 4 equally, rn he can barely get an internship to keep himself up

[reef forge]

So yale Stanford princetij mit

[plain marsh]

im seeing luck in a new light like wow

[minor pecan]

turn that light off

[rancid mural]

how is it slander im saying youre going to marry smart educated women and produce smart educated kids

[reef forge]

Stanny is the long distance girl

[left sky]

whatever it takes for legacy kids

[plain marsh]

i cant

[reef forge]

Women?

[left sky]

if legacy isn't abolished in the next 10 yrs the way it's looking rn

[rancid mural]

hes working on it

[minor pecan]

bro

[reef forge]

Or woman

[plain marsh]

PRODUCE

[minor pecan]

I already got an internship

[plain marsh]

IS A CRAZY WORD CJOICD

HELLO?????

[reef forge]

Procreate

[rancid mural]

yeah women, 4 to be exact

[plain marsh]

i hate this so much

[bitter path]

[plain marsh]

words can’t even explain

[left sky]

what up w four whats special abt it

[plain marsh]

i hate when people use weird words to describe having children

[rancid mural]

thats the permissible number in islam

[minor pecan]

abcde has used popped out before

[plain marsh]

😭😭😭😭

[left sky]

man in my family 4 hella bad luck

[rancid mural]

lmaoo what do you mean

[reef forge]

I will help introduce a child to this world

[plain marsh]

as a chinese i get that

[bitter path]

Gurl they already hate us, explain the proper reason or they gonna frfr hate us

[left sky]

never being caught putting 4 dumplings on my plate

[plain marsh]

4 = death

[minor pecan]

you said one of you relatives kept popping them out bro

[left sky]

5 or 3 only

[rancid mural]

okay let me type it out

[minor pecan]

i remember that

[plain marsh]

BABE WHERE SRE YOY FROM?

@left sky

[left sky]

japanese, korean, white

[plain marsh]

oh…..

nevermind…

[left sky]

i grew up stateside my parents were military

they grew up in okinawa

[rancid mural]

so basically back in the day men would go to war and die a lot, so there would be too many women and too little men. thus it became permissble for more than one woman to be married to the same man, under the pretense that they are all treated equally

[plain marsh]

there’s a really good song called okinawa

[bitter path]

Japenese and korean parents in the military??

[plain marsh]

do lu know it @left sky

[left sky]

i don't

[plain marsh]

is by the artist with numbers as a name

[reef forge]

Ok this is random but im super curious is there a rule that each family has to have 3+ kids? Bc every single muslim family i know has at minimum 3 kids like legit i cant think of a single one with less than 3 kids

[plain marsh]

9214 i think

[left sky]

they weren't military their parents worked for DOD

[minor pecan]

ok anyways guys what do we think about this

[left sky]

ya i don't

[plain marsh]

wait so is luck actually muslim

[rancid mural]

umm i have a lot of relatives like this

[plain marsh]

im so sorry im tryna figure out what’s true and not

[rancid mural]

so i forget which one i was talking about

[bitter path]

It’s personal, but Allah tells us to have many kids to spread islam

[rancid mural]

BUT LET ME TELL YOU NEW FAMILY DRAMA

[plain marsh]

you should it’s so fire

[left sky]

ill take a look later

rn yk im on that

[rancid mural]

basically my cousin's wife is pregnant and they decided they dont wanna know the gender till she gives birth

[plain marsh]

@rancid mural answer my question i leave soon pleaaase

[reef forge]

Its written in quran?

[plain marsh]

obedience 👍🏼

[rancid mural]

whats the question pookie

[rancid mural]

yes

[left sky]

yurrrr yall know it

[bitter path]

I dont think so

[plain marsh]

u play piano?

[rancid mural]

and so my aunt called the doctor and forced the doctor to tell her the gender and my cousin found out so now hes suing the doctor

[left sky]

lil bit

[bitter path]

We have other books called hadiths and i think it’s mentioned somewhere in there

[reef forge]

What is a muslim priest called again sorry

[plain marsh]

are you listening to the damn song or no

‼️

[left sky]

cant rn

ill listen later

[bitter path]

Sheik? Imam? 💀

[plain marsh]

ok

[bitter path]

Muslim priest

[left sky]

remind me of the name and artist again

[rancid mural]

lol its called a sheikh but its not exactly like a priest, we dont believe they have a special connection with god or anything

[left sky]

ill book mark it

[reef forge]

Aight ye

[rancid mural]

we just believe theyve studied the religion and are knowledgeable in it

[minor pecan]

Wtf

[reef forge]

Scholars?

[rancid mural]

it gets worse

[bitter path]

Yhh

[minor pecan]

I don’t know if I want to know

any more

[rancid mural]

so they got in a really big fight and my aunt said "what if i bought something blue?" so now no one knows if she was being sarcastic or if its fr a boy

[minor pecan]

bruh

[left sky]

thanks

[rancid mural]

so anyways lots of dramaaaa

[minor pecan]

bro doesn’t read the messages I send before typing up a storm

[plain marsh]

nw i always wanted to go to okinawa bc i got friends there

[rancid mural]

my family is so funny

[bitter path]

Arabs always got some drama i swear

[rancid mural]

no fr

[bitter path]

U gotta meet mine, i called one of my baby cousin fat and now his mum is mad at my mum

[acoustic granite]

hiii any rea acceptance here??

[plain marsh]

4444fyree

[rancid mural]

LMAOO

[minor pecan]

hey

[pulsar pond]

444fyeeeee hello

[acoustic granite]

i need help w supps can anyone willing to jump in my dms

[plain marsh]

@bitter path ur from london right

[minor pecan]

nah

i don’t dm

ask here

[bitter path]

Yepp but im ethically saudi, italian and bengali

[pulsar pond]

im so in love with my Brown supps

[plain marsh]

Saudi Arabia? i was in riyadh

[acoustic granite]

it's kinda personal 😭

[rancid mural]

i just know youre so pretty

[plain marsh]

over the summer

[minor pecan]

i think you’re out of luck then

[bitter path]

Omggg wheree

[minor pecan]

sorry i love that line

[plain marsh]

just riyadh ^-^ we stayed in the city mostly

[rancid mural]

its better than ngmi

[bitter path]

Stoppp 💀 gurl have u seen urself

[acoustic granite]

bruh what did u do to get in

[minor pecan]

ISEF, USAMO, AMC, AIME, IOI, 1600, 4.0

[bitter path]

Im from riyadh!! But u should’ve visited jeddah

[pulsar pond]

bro is yapping

[plain marsh]

NAURRRRRRR

I WANTED TO

WE DIDNT HAHE TIME

NAURRRRRR

[rancid mural]

you forgot RSI

[acoustic granite]

the stats alr said itself

[minor pecan]

ngmi is my favorite acronym

ngmi

[rancid mural]

nerd

[minor pecan]

ngmi

[bitter path]

Jeddah is sooo beautiful, riyadh is pretty too but not much to see imo

[acoustic granite]

lol my school never got a chance to participate in isef

[plain marsh]

you love responding to me

like chill wtf

[acoustic granite]

u went to priv school?

[pulsar pond]

@plain marsh could u pls read my Brown supps later

[minor pecan]

??

[plain marsh]

whats it like there?

[minor pecan]

can’t even respond to messages now

[pulsar pond]

plsssss

[bitter path]

Gurl come back to London and book urself a £50 wizzair flight 💀

[plain marsh]

of course love Xx

[pulsar pond]

yay muah i love u

[plain marsh]

I WANNA GO TO LONDON SO BAD YOY DONT GET IT

ALL MY BESTIES ARE THERE

[acoustic granite]

omg i want to

[bitter path]

It’s like old saudi kinda but they got beaches tooo

[plain marsh]

ALL OF THEM

[plain marsh]

want to what

[pulsar pond]

i want to go to saudi to visit my friend

[bitter path]

Come back to the trenchesssss

[plain marsh]

whoaaaaaaaaaaaasasaa

[rancid mural]

no you cant

[acoustic granite]

to be read the supps behe

[plain marsh]

no please is crazy

[minor pecan]

im gonna go cry

[plain marsh]

and i don’t even know you

[pulsar pond]

i have like 4 brown supps left I want to cry

[plain marsh]

stealing my line is crazy

[rancid mural]

wait how old are your little sisters

[pulsar pond]

UPenn waiting for me

[plain marsh]

I MISS LONDON

[rancid mural]

they can comfort you

[minor pecan]

uh

no

they’re like 14 i thjnk

[pulsar pond]

Oxford Circus

Convent Garden

[plain marsh]

girl

PLEASE

[bitter path]

I still cant believe he got all sisters

[rancid mural]

are they twins

[plain marsh]

I MISS HOME

[bitter path]

That’s so cute

[pulsar pond]

(i hope i remember the names)

[plain marsh]

I CALL LONDON HOME

[minor pecan]

no

[bitter path]

We misss u babeeeee🤧🤧

[minor pecan]

bro stalked all my messages 😐

[plain marsh]

when I actually come back

[minor pecan]

how do you even know that

[plain marsh]

may i come visit you

[rancid mural]

youd think it would make him nicer

[minor pecan]

I AM NICE

[plain marsh]

because all my friends are crowdfunding my plane ticket

back

😭

LMFAOOOO

[bitter path]

U literally mentioned it 🧍‍♀️

[rancid mural]

im just messing with you

[minor pecan]

oh

Ok

[bitter path]

Gurll deffooooo

[acoustic granite]

how do yall write harvard short answersss

[plain marsh]

<3333333333333333333333

i just wanna sit in a costa

[bitter path]

💀

[plain marsh]

is that too much for a girl to ask for

[bitter path]

I’ll take u better places

[plain marsh]

😏

[bitter path]

We got so many cute cafes

[bitter path]

😜

[plain marsh]

ooooooooooooooooooo

cute cafes in england just hit better than anywhere in the continental USA

[rancid mural]

bro those videos where they go to cafes in the nice cars with the manicure and the heels and the abayas

my dream

i need so bad

[bitter path]

That’s literally me 💀

[rancid mural]

switch spots with me rn

pleaseeeeee

i hate it here so bad

[plain marsh]

😭

[bitter path]

All i do is hop in my car and get drinks

[plain marsh]

wait ABCDE what school are you at

share with the class

[bitter path]

And drive aimlessly around london

[plain marsh]

babe can drive??????

TAKE ME OUT

LETS GO TO THE COTSWOLDD

[rancid mural]

noooo its an embarrassment

[minor pecan]

she keeps it a secret even though everyone knows

[plain marsh]

COSPLAY CAUCASIAN MOMENT

[rancid mural]

not everyone

only old people

[plain marsh]

are you dumb because I don’t

[minor pecan]

im gonna reveal your secret abcde

jkjk i would never do that

[bitter path]

Passed my driving this summer 😎 im that gurl 💅

[reef forge]

She goes to ball state

[plain marsh]

im 19 and i still don’t have a permit even

😭

[reef forge]

My dream uni

[rancid mural]

realll

[minor pecan]

abcde goes to a very prestigious uni tho

that is all I will say

[plain marsh]

RUTGERS

🤤

[minor pecan]

close

[plain marsh]

New Jersey?

if so

[rancid mural]

do you remember when you first joined

[plain marsh]

i prob know people who know you

[minor pecan]

think Rutgers but in tx

[rancid mural]

and you kept getting emails from them

[plain marsh]

idk anything abt texas

[minor pecan]

From Rutgers?

[plain marsh]

apart from that it’s homophobic

[rancid mural]

noo bozo

from my school

and you were so creepy

[minor pecan]

oh

Nah

[plain marsh]

💀

[rancid mural]

i remember i said i would never go

[minor pecan]

I think i did

[rancid mural]

if you went

[minor pecan]

Well

[plain marsh]

keep in mind bro just said he had a good memory

[minor pecan]

Abcde

[rancid mural]

did you fr get those emails or did you lie to mess with me

[minor pecan]

Your schoo isnt even that bad

[plain marsh]

@rancid mural can you just tell me i am leaving soon

to do my 45 min skincare routine

it’s longer today cuz im deep cleansing

[rancid mural]

i will dm you pookie i dont need it out in the open

[rancid mural]

YOURE SOO REAL

[minor pecan]

I was about to say wasn’t it 30

[plain marsh]

OKAY 🫶🫶

[rancid mural]

I LOVE YOUUU

[plain marsh]

I LOVE YOU MORE 💟

[plain marsh]

double cleansing and exfoliating

[minor pecan]

🔥🔥

[rancid mural]

come back so we can discuss products pls pookie

[plain marsh]

it’s a wednesday night thing

[plain marsh]

YES

[reef forge]

I get those so much bro your school asked me to come to the ‘vip experience’ and fr i used to think bc of the acronym it was a different school and I always got baited into clicking the emails

[plain marsh]

wait abt skincare right @rancid mural

[rancid mural]

yes

[plain marsh]

because muslim girlies always have the most gorgeous beautiful perfect skin

[rancid mural]

they love to spam

[plain marsh]

WJAT FO YALL PUT ON YOUR SLIN?

LET A GIRL KNOW

‼️‼️‼️

[bitter path]

U gotta drop the whole routine

[reef forge]

They got my address

[plain marsh]

no YOU do

[reef forge]

[rancid mural]

they buy your data from CB

[minor pecan]

i have the best routine here

[rancid mural]

@minor pecan tell me

[minor pecan]

I thjnk that’s un debatable

[bitter path]

I dont even take care of my skin😔 im so tired

[rancid mural]

drop it rn

[minor pecan]

nah i did get them

[reef forge]

Soap + water solos all

[rancid mural]

that makes it funnier

[minor pecan]

same as hater said

Vip whatever

[plain marsh]

girl i bet it’s still perfect

[rancid mural]

they wanted you so bad

[minor pecan]

It fine

[rancid mural]

should have pulled up youd be the smartest one here

[plain marsh]

What is?

[rancid mural]

doesnt take much