Harvard University (2023-2024)

[plain marsh]

he’s not like luck

[strange wedge]

With 1 week left

[minor pecan]

i gotchu

[plain marsh]

because he says ‘haiii’

[rancid mural]

vv is scary, too many adults and it reminds me i will be one of them in 7 months

[plain marsh]

luck would never say that

[strange wedge]

As long as it’s not u, we chillin

[minor pecan]

😐

im legit like the best man for the job tho

[strange wedge]

LMFAO

[rancid mural]

ew no

[minor pecan]

true

[strange wedge]

U know u wouldn’t stop playin

[minor pecan]

i would only say hai in extreme circumstances

[strange wedge]

You literally had one

[minor pecan]

but never with multiple i’s

[rancid mural]

i would never pay money for a consultant 💀

[minor pecan]

nah

i act serious when it’s important

[plain marsh]

like what

[rancid mural]

that is cash u can use to invest or sum

[strange wedge]

Where u being serious.

[rancid mural]

idk im not cool

[minor pecan]

if i had to reply to a message from you

[strange wedge]

Some Stanford junior was asking for 2k🤠

[minor pecan]

that’s like the only time i think i would say hai

[strange wedge]

I was like…lmfao brotha nah

[rancid mural]

yeah its expensive

[minor pecan]

i gotchu for free dawg

[plain marsh]

awwwwww <3

[minor pecan]

but you don’t trust me

[rancid mural]

idk how much my guy was ngl

dkdc

[minor pecan]

am i a trustable person? @plain marsh

[strange wedge]

Luck Ik ur just playin with me rn

I’m being so serious tho lmao

[minor pecan]

ight, deal’s off then

[strange wedge]

Ur telling me, if I asked u to be my advisor you’d say yes

[rancid mural]

i will "consult" this one girl at my school next year cus if the t20 streak breaks ill cry

[strange wedge]

Like bro

[minor pecan]

Not anymore, no

before yes

[strange wedge]

…sigh air

[rancid mural]

luck has too much free time

[strange wedge]

*alr

[minor pecan]

but you fumbled the bag harder than i ever could

[strange wedge]

What if I throw in a granola bar

[minor pecan]

nah, i only eat protein bars

[strange wedge]

Lmao I added u awhile ago to no avail

[rancid mural]

isnt granola protein

[strange wedge]

But u don’t add people back

So I get it

[minor pecan]

What’s no avail

[rancid mural]

aveil

eveil

idk how to spell it

i think avail is righr

[minor pecan]

What is that

[plain marsh]

yeah

why

[strange wedge]

It’s like “ to no greater outcome”

[minor pecan]

Oh

Ohhhhhh

[strange wedge]

Yeah

[rancid mural]

a·vail
/əˈvāl/
verb
1.
LITERARY
help or benefit.
"no amount of struggle availed Charles"

[minor pecan]

Added me on what

Discord?

[strange wedge]

Discord

Yuh

[minor pecan]

Oh yeah

I don’t usually accept friend requests

I think i said this

[strange wedge]

Yeah

U did

[rancid mural]

r u friends w abnon

[strange wedge]

Wait what else do u have

[minor pecan]

I don’t have him friended no

[strange wedge]

Like insta?

[minor pecan]

Nah

[strange wedge]

Oooh Xbox friends

[rancid mural]

my ig has grown so much cus a million h 28s followed me and i followed them 💀

[minor pecan]

thanks cat

[minor pecan]

just asking

[strange wedge]

So wdym by this

[minor pecan]

I thought you tried adding me to a server or smth

[strange wedge]

Oooh

Nah

I’m not weird

[minor pecan]

Debatable

[pseudo hawk]

weird

[minor pecan]

Jkjk

[minor pecan]

shakes r better

[strange wedge]

Nah what’s debatable is yo forehead shape 😮‍💨

[pseudo hawk]

even worse take

[strange wedge]

(Idk what he looks like)

[minor pecan]

Yeah, this is why you got deferred

[pseudo hawk]

eat real food luck

i'll teach u

[minor pecan]

i do

[pseudo hawk]

and make me some cinnamon rolls

[minor pecan]

but i can’t eat a lot of DINING HALL food

[strange wedge]

U stayyyy saying that 😭 trust I’ll get in somewhere decent

[minor pecan]

so i got shakes

[rancid mural]

for atleast the first year imma have to go home for christmas cus recovering from surgery in a dorm room on christmas sounds like actual hell ngl

[pseudo hawk]

ok

[pseudo hawk]

don't u have to pay to stay in your dorm over break anyways

[minor pecan]

nah

[strange wedge]

U gotta believe in the kid

[rancid mural]

not pay but id have to apply

[strange wedge]

I’m the kid

[rancid mural]

say why i need to

[bitter path]

What u getting done 🧍‍♀️

[rancid mural]

stuff

[strange wedge]

Brazilian Botox

[bitter path]

Kace is that bbl baddie

[strange wedge]

Bbl ftwwww

[minor pecan]

What’s bbl

[rancid mural]

i hate knowing that the SECOND i get there i gotta worry abt getting medical stuff sorted

[bitter path]

Brazilian butt lift

[minor pecan]

Like BBQ?

oh

…

[plain marsh]

luck

[rancid mural]

I@ MOT GETTING A BBL

[plain marsh]

bro is a sweetheart

[minor pecan]

I didn’t know

not my fault

[strange wedge]

Alright and we’re clowning me for getting deferred when you don’t know basic knowledge 🤠

[minor pecan]

@bitter path you’re doing stanford rd?

[minor pecan]

i was jk

all jokes

[strange wedge]

Lmfao Ik Ik

[bitter path]

Yepp

[strange wedge]

Twinnnnn

[minor pecan]

yale too or nah?

[strange wedge]

There’s only one right answer

[bitter path]

Im doing yale cuz if I get in I wanna be a hater

Once i get to Harvard

[strange wedge]

CORRECT

[minor pecan]

oh good 🤝

[reef forge]

A school thats clear of hartford

Hahvahd

Howard

[strange wedge]

I’m doing brown too

[minor pecan]

Stamford?

[strange wedge]

Cuz they’re baddies

[bitter path]

Luck why do u sound nicer 🤨 is this jolly season getting to u?

[reef forge]

Dont be rory gilmore

[strange wedge]

And I think based off of my demographic…they’d like me better than havad

[reef forge]

Mods threatened a perm ban if he don’t stop being mean

[plain marsh]

it’s literally my effect

it’s because im filled with love and joy and warmth

[strange wedge]

^^^

The cat effect is crazy yall

[bitter path]

Im not even gonna lie, it fr might be u

He sounds nicer when he is talking to u

[strange wedge]

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[minor pecan]

Yes

[strange wedge]

Lemme calm down

[minor pecan]

Nah

[plain marsh]

this is so real

did you know he ghosted me for one year once

[strange wedge]

That’s such a him thing to do

[minor pecan]

Accident

[strange wedge]

no no

No

[bitter path]

blasphemy

[strange wedge]

People who say they ghost people on “accident”

[bitter path]

How do u ghost ppl on accident

[strange wedge]

Aren’t telling the truth

that’s what I’m saying

[minor pecan]

No im legit

[strange wedge]

Like you know dammmmnnnn well you be on the app

[minor pecan]

once i close a dm if the other person doesn’t message me

[strange wedge]

How do u miss the pending message STARING at u

[minor pecan]

they’re gone forever

[strange wedge]

Hm

[minor pecan]

unless I have them friended or smth

or i want to talk to them

[strange wedge]

Wait so u only exist on discord…

Say sike rn

[minor pecan]

No

[bitter path]

Ong that’s me 💀 i be ignoring everyone but if I meet them irl i be like “omggg noo, I didn’t see ur message🥺”

[minor pecan]

I have other stuff

[strange wedge]

Ok phew

[strange wedge]

LMAOO

[strange wedge]

Okk ur real for this

Cuz same

[strange wedge]

…Reddit💀

[minor pecan]

Nah

[bitter path]

Luck are u on socials??

[craggy latch]

me too

btw

[bitter path]

U come off as someone who doesn’t use social media

[craggy latch]

I was wondering about smth

would you advice international student who seeks full aid apply somewhere ed2?

[minor pecan]

i have rhem but I don’t use lol

[rancid mural]

@minor pecan catch me outside on admissions days

[craggy latch]

cause like deadlines are same with rd, and wouldn’t I get in through rd if I got into ed2 there anyway?

[bitter path]

Omggg that coquette letter of resignation 🎀

[late zenith]

how tf did u do harv

in 2 days

[strange wedge]

Is this reg

Yay so fun!!

[late zenith]

did u ♻️

[rancid mural]

yes

[strange wedge]

Me?

[late zenith]

ohh stanford

right

[strange wedge]

Oh my b

[late zenith]

brotha said 7 days to do this

knocks it out in a few hrs

[rancid mural]

yes

[bitter path]

Cant believe ppl are already submitting rd 😪 why am I already feeling old when u lot gonna be in my cohort anyway

[strange wedge]

Bro I’m quite literally waiting until December 31

[craggy latch]

see what app season made me 😓

[rancid mural]

the only new essay i had to do was the how will you use your harvard education one

[bitter path]

Jan 5th🫡

[craggy latch]

I’m struggling with that

word count is killing me

[rancid mural]

just a brown video essay and a northwestern supplement to polish then im finished

[strange wedge]

Isn’t Yale due the 1st?

[late zenith]

2

[craggy latch]

but that’s better than Dartmouth’s 100 word why us essay anyway

[strange wedge]

Oooh W

Something is due the first

Lemme check

[bitter path]

Im applying to yale as a joke 💀 i dont care about that app

[late zenith]

harv princeton

[strange wedge]

Oh yes. Princeton

[bitter path]

Ima literally write whatever comes to my mind

[rancid mural]

Same im applying to harvard as a joke

[bitter path]

Mf u already in palo alto 😪

[late zenith]

did u apply darty

[strange wedge]

Yeah I’m not expecting any acceptances except for WPI. Everything else is a crapshoot

[strange wedge]

AHG lmao

[rancid mural]

yes

in 45 minutes

[strange wedge]

What😭

[pulsar pond]

girl I'm like that except I do care if Yale accepts me or not

[late zenith]

did u jsut reuse ur fly in

[rancid mural]

no

[bitter path]

Omggg luminaaa u still alive

[rancid mural]

i re-used brown

[late zenith]

feel like ull clutch darty

[pulsar pond]

I'm not alive honey

[late zenith]

fly in goes crazy

[pulsar pond]

I'm barely done with my Yale supps

[bitter path]

Yale is so annoying istg

[pulsar pond]

I gotta deal with Brandeis and JHU today

[rancid mural]

i like yale a lot

[bitter path]

Why they got that 400 word thingy

[pulsar pond]

and then there's Brown and UPenn up my ass

AND IM APPLYING TO BROWN PLME

[bitter path]

Bye-

[pulsar pond]

those 3 extra prompts makes me wanna quit

[strange wedge]

Oof

Just don’t 😭

[minor pecan]

gg

[rancid mural]

ya id have no shot so i didnt try

[pulsar pond]

I don't care just let me do some regular brown course

I don't think I have a shot tbh

[strange wedge]

Yeah

[plain marsh]

girl is a PLME princess

[pulsar pond]

I heard PLME is harder than Harvard

[strange wedge]

yo if I get into brown luck, u should bake me brownies

Like dead grass

[pulsar pond]

princess is not princessing

[minor pecan]

i can’t bake

[rancid mural]

me and luck are brawling if i get into harvard

[pulsar pond]

learn to do it

[minor pecan]

i almost burned our building once at harvard lol

[pulsar pond]

sounds like a skill issue

[minor pecan]

it is

[strange wedge]

There are literally instructions…just follow them

[minor pecan]

i can bake like easy stuff

[pulsar pond]

you are a Harvard student

[bitter path]

I think last time I checked it was something like <1%

[pseudo hawk]

harvard is made of sticks and straw

[pulsar pond]

you can do anything

[minor pecan]

but like complicated stuff it’s too hard

[pulsar pond]

aye imma yeet myself out it

[strange wedge]

So are you 😮‍💨

[minor pecan]

too complicated

[pseudo hawk]

nah

im made of beef

mooo

[strange wedge]

NEU is also due the first

[pulsar pond]

fuck PLME

[strange wedge]

Frick

[pseudo hawk]

🐮

[rancid mural]

why did everyone who got deferred give up on harvard

yall still got a shot

[pulsar pond]

what's NEU doing

[strange wedge]

Bro I haven’t given up lmfao. Trust

[pulsar pond]

no

[rancid mural]

bro putting jhu in ur name

[pulsar pond]

brother I'm writing the loci

[rancid mural]

u should still have harvard

[pulsar pond]

but it's statistically not possible

again

[strange wedge]

NEU is due the first, not do…lmao my b

[rancid mural]

statistically you aren't rejected

[pulsar pond]

Harvard only takes 1 to 2 people from Hong Kong every year

[rancid mural]

i applied

[pulsar pond]

we already have one accepted REA

[bitter path]

What do u defer ppl gotta do now? Send a loci and pray for the best??

[pulsar pond]

what makes me think I'll be in

[pulsar pond]

yea

pretty much

[bitter path]

Why cant u be the second one 🤨

[strange wedge]

Yay!!

[pulsar pond]

cuz there are rich international school kids up my ass

[strange wedge]

Tufts is lowkey a baddie too

Don’t sleep on her

[bitter path]

I would cry, not knowing what tf is happening with ur future until march

[rancid mural]

well i'm a realist so you probably wont but dont give up hope

cuz you could

[pulsar pond]

my school is underresourced and shit and Harvard doesn't seem to understand that

[strange wedge]

And UNC chapel Hill🤤

[pulsar pond]

oh man I'm being as real as I can ever be

[strange wedge]

No they def know…they just…yeah

[pulsar pond]

the first 3 days I got deferred I was a Harvard desperant

now I'm a borderline Harvard hater

Blue is a better color anyway

Yale, JHU and Columbia

MY BLOOD IS BLUE POG

[strange wedge]

Oh wow

Uh

[bitter path]

BLOOOO

[strange wedge]

Ok!!

[pulsar pond]

sucks for u to defer me :PP

[minor pecan]

woah harvard chat is popping again

The luck effect

[bitter path]

And u killed it

Smh

[minor pecan]

bruh

keep typing guys

😐

[pulsar pond]

yuh

[minor pecan]

you’re making me look bad

[pulsar pond]

have you looked good before

in this chat

[minor pecan]

Yes

[rancid mural]

no

[minor pecan]

😐

[bitter path]

Istg the stanford chat is so dead

So i keep looking here for some tea

[minor pecan]

Defer kills everything

and reject

[rancid mural]

it was a blood bath for the stanford actives

[minor pecan]

but those terms are synonyms for Harvard atp

[rancid mural]

i mean we were fairly successful

[bitter path]

8/9 admits 🤧🤧

LEMME BE ONEEEE

[reef forge]

Leave some for us gng

[rancid mural]

are you applying?

[bitter path]

Yesss

[rancid mural]

would u go to stanford over harvard?

[bitter path]

Definitely

[rancid mural]

W

hope you get in

[bitter path]

Harvard is a lil too depressing for me

[bitter path]

U too branny

[rancid mural]

if i go to harvard i'll become elitest like luck

i don't wanna become like luck

[bitter path]

💀

[pulsar pond]

Deferred=reject to me

[minor pecan]

im not eliairdr tho

eliairsr

[rancid mural]

depends on the school

[minor pecan]

elitist

[rancid mural]

MIT a defer is basically a reject tbh

[bitter path]

luck istg im acc trippin but when u sound like a normal human being, shi is scary

[minor pecan]

huh

😐

Do you want me to be mean

[bitter path]

U started texting like a normal civilian

[rancid mural]

when i see luck i see 🤓

[minor pecan]

😐😐😐

Fuck you @bitter path

You’re ngmi

[bitter path]

It must be the harvard weather turning u into a dickhead

[minor pecan]

is that good

[bitter path]

Catch me in ur dorm next yr

[late zenith]

they defer more then harv?

[rancid mural]

the boston effect

[minor pecan]

Hope you get rj by stanford

[rancid mural]

then he's coming to harvard

[minor pecan]

Huh

oh yeah true

hope you go to Yale and get run down in New Haven

[pseudo hawk]

yuck fale

[bitter path]

Boii i hope those nyc rats eat u whole

[rancid mural]

im hoping i can get into ball state full ride

[minor pecan]

I tamed rhem

plus my cat will eat them

jkjk

[bitter path]

U aint taming their holy ghost

[reef forge]

Alr gng lets not push it

[bitter path]

Drop a pic

Aint seen ur dupe ass luna in a while

[reef forge]

I alr got that ballstate likely

[rancid mural]

its home to the original KFC

[minor pecan]

pics are $5 a piece nowadays

[pulsar pond]

ball state is real?

[rancid mural]

what happened to that one girl

who was like a triple legacy

got an ao interview

then was deferred

and then was never seen again

june

[bitter path]

U including their paws in it?? If im gonna invest $5 might as well then resell it on pawfinder.com

[bitter path]

Omggg juneeeeeeee

She fr dipped

[minor pecan]

Paws cost extra $2

[bitter path]

U fr got that scammer gene in u smh

Probably how u got into Harvard 😒

[minor pecan]

[plain marsh]

ur a furry??))?

[minor pecan]

no no no

[plain marsh]

no onion

haha

[minor pecan]

I meant paws for my cat

[bitter path]

📸

[plain marsh]

he made a spelling mistake

[plain marsh]

you buy paws

for ur cat ?

i am slow

[minor pecan]

no no

I meant to see a picture of my cat’s paws

[plain marsh]

oh

may i please see

[minor pecan]

It costs an extra $2 on top of the $5 of seeing a pic of my cat

[minor pecan]

say it nicely smh

[bitter path]

@plain marsh u see this, u get a better treatment than the rest of us

[plain marsh]

you just want to see me ask you for things….wtf

[minor pecan]

??

bro’s just fabricating stuff

[plain marsh]

he hasn’t even sent the cat paw pictures </3

[minor pecan]

just like your Harvard app

[bitter path]

Must be a kink

[minor pecan]

All fabricated

[plain marsh]

:0

[minor pecan]

ill send a free sample

one sec

[plain marsh]

are you projecting

[minor pecan]

got it

[plain marsh]

it’s okay. every kink is valid.

[plain marsh]

oh my god

[bitter path]

Just like ur internship application, must be why u still aint got one

[plain marsh]

the pink one

[minor pecan]

I got one tho

[minor pecan]

next time you have to pay $5

[plain marsh]

rrraaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

men in CS

men in entrepreneurship

[bitter path]

Ik damn well u aint seen that congratulations email letter under ur Christmas tree

[minor pecan]

🤔

what if I told you

it’s there

woukd you believe me

[bitter path]

U aint even got a Christmas tree u clown ass 😒

[minor pecan]

im broke

buy me a present

you got money

I know your dad is stacked

[bitter path]

My dad aint giving me shit

[minor pecan]

fr?

he won’t pay for college?

[bitter path]

Ong

[bitter path]

One thing he is paying for

[minor pecan]

o ok

[bitter path]

Otherwise where am i supposed to pull out almost $400k from

[minor pecan]

there are many ways to acquire that much capital

though i can not publicly say these methods

anyways later

i sleep

[plain marsh]

hmmmmm

[bitter path]

Drop tips 💳💥

[minor pecan]

hmmmmm you’re right i can’t sleep yet

[plain marsh]

im gonna go do some things

see you in a bit

[minor pecan]

me too

https://tenor.com/view/wongwingchun58-gif-15613675

[plain marsh]

does this imply mariokart

[minor pecan]

nah my sisters went to sleep

can’t play

im gonna solve problems

later

[pulsar pond]

cat

actual cat

[pseudo hawk]

[bitter path]

it’s Remy’s world and we are just live in it

[pulsar pond]

how are you all having a happy Christmas

[pseudo hawk]

i'd be happier if there was tren under the tree

or asbestos

[bitter path]

It’s the Harvard cat lumina, bow down to it and u might be getting that acceptance letter in march

[pseudo hawk]

🧎‍♂️

[minor pecan]

remy is majestic

remy owns harvard

[pseudo hawk]

i wonder if anyone's written about remy in their app

[minor pecan]

oh my friend did that

he got deferred tho

[pseudo hawk]

that'd be so silly

if the deadline weren't so close, i might've

[bitter path]

“How do you hope to use your Harvard education in the future?” “Ima make Remy my bitch”

[pseudo hawk]

insta reject

you mean "ima become remy's bitch"

[bitter path]

Fax

[pseudo hawk]

Remy is an icon

Do you think the AOs will want you to subdue Remy?

no

remy is omnipotent

[bitter path]

Oh forgive me mother Remy 🙇‍♀️

[agile plinth]

quick q

does it matter much the order of the majors indicated on ur application

[pseudo hawk]

yea

wait

no

thought u said ECs

[bitter path]

I mean if u put cs as ur first, they might compare u to other cs applicants

Not sure tho

[agile plinth]

hmmm ok

im more thinking abt the order of the 2nd and 3rd

[bitter path]

Do something that fits ur app

[pseudo hawk]

i put econ, special concentration, undecided

[agile plinth]

well it kinda makes a difference for what i write abt in the "how do u hope to use ur harvard education" essay lol

[bitter path]

Imo create a theme

And see what fits

And then go from there

[pseudo hawk]

creating a theme with econ is tbh kinda hard.. without sounding like you're in it for the money and thats it

[agile plinth]

LMAO

[pseudo hawk]

so i branched off about teaching others about econ

which worked

[agile plinth]

my application is leaning towards molecular bio + environmental science

but i did do one neuroscience research thing

which is not super related to environmental stuff

[bitter path]

That’s me 💀 i wanna go into IB but there’s no way u can make it sound like u aint in it for the money

So i just went with social studies cuz it fit with my app the most

[jolly lichen]

nah idts, I think there are lots of interesting academic ways to think about econ if that's what you wanna do

[bitter path]

Abnon, honest to god, are u in finance cuz u fr like it…?

[pseudo hawk]

i eventually found how to, but incorporating how i like teaching others worked well with me, so i went that path

it made sense cuz of my internship, which was basically helping others with finance

let me rephrase

the "how will you use your harvard education in the future" prompt was difficult to answer with an interest in microeconomics

[pulsar pond]

lol I'm off the harvard desperate stage

[pseudo hawk]

but we got it

[pulsar pond]

my blood is blue

[bitter path]

Traitor

[pulsar pond]

well hahvard betrayed me first

who's the bitch now

[strange wedge]

Oop

Anyways I’m going to Walmart, yall want anything?

[pulsar pond]

custom birthday cake with Fuck Harvard on it

jkjk

[strange wedge]

U mean “huck farvard”

[minor pecan]

yogurt pls

[strange wedge]

Flavor?

[jolly lichen]

yeah it's actually interesting so far. but it's not a decision I made in a vacuum, I made the move because (1) I thought it could be not totally intellectually dead compared to the other path I was considering (physics phd), (2) it pays way better, (3) it's way more stable career wise than academia

[bitter path]

They weren’t thinking straight, u were supposed to go up to them and say “baby this aint u🥺🥺”

[pulsar pond]

I wish I can

[minor pecan]

kiwi

[strange wedge]

LMFAOOOO nah u have me weak

[pulsar pond]

I used to think I would gladly go to Harvard and kiss the floor

[strange wedge]

Alrighty

[pulsar pond]

if that would boost my chances

but nah

[strange wedge]

…stand tf up

[pseudo hawk]

haha.. i wrote about wanting to pursue the academia route..

[pulsar pond]

harvard does not deserve my effort anymore

[minor pecan]

??? This is a wild statement

[pulsar pond]

used to

[strange wedge]

Like u really wanted to kiss that rat poop infested wooden tile floor with dust???

[bitter path]

Wish I could be like u 😔 im just here for the money, corporate fits and finance bros

[strange wedge]

Nevaaaaa

[pseudo hawk]

😠

[bitter path]

[jolly lichen]

classic

[jolly lichen]

sorry to disappoint I wear jeans and a tshirt to the office every day

[bitter path]

😟

[jolly lichen]

my coworkers and I talk about like... the fact that we don't understand economics

[strange wedge]

Lawd. Yk, I wrote my common app about fashion

Want me to hook u up?

[jolly lichen]

sometimes I wear a hoodie

[strange wedge]

Okkkk making moves

[bitter path]

N-n-no ralph lauren quarter zip jumpers?😰

Are u even in finance abnon

[jolly lichen]

we're not that kinda finance 😱

[bitter path]

Embarazzing

[jolly lichen]

I'd take fashion tips though

for the weekend fits ig

[bitter path]

Now that u grown, what do u do on weekends

Look for a wife??

[pseudo hawk]

or a husband?

[pulsar pond]

if that could boost my chances yes

[strange wedge]

…I’m glad you woke up

[strange wedge]

Real

[strange wedge]

AGGHHH I LITERALLY ACTUALLY GOTCHU

[strange wedge]

Which state do u live in…or just like describe the weather

[minor pecan]

he works at a finance firm

that should narrow it down to like a couple of cities…

[jolly lichen]

nyc

[jolly lichen]

I have a gf already lol

[jolly lichen]

idk eat at restaurants, explore the city, go to arts things

I wanna start volunteering at a museum after new years

[strange wedge]

Gotchu gotchu

[jolly lichen]

but a nerdy finance firm, hence jeans and hoodie

[strange wedge]

BROOO alrighty it’s NYC…the fits must go crazy. You already have jeans so we can def work with that. Are they kinda big or just…normal

[jolly lichen]

and no fashion sense

though ngl finance bros have no fashion sense either

[strange wedge]

What shoes do u usually wear

[pulsar pond]

I woke up last week

[jolly lichen]

nah normal

[pulsar pond]

BLUE BLOOD SLAY

[jolly lichen]

basic tennis shoes that are like black on top white on bottom or white converse

[bitter path]

A soft life babe, love that for u

[strange wedge]

Low tops or high tops

Actually

Doesn’t matter

I think the fact that you wear white converse sets u ahead of 50% of finance bros

[bitter path]

Switch to loro pianas 🧍‍♀️

[jolly lichen]

low top

[jolly lichen]

my brother I'm not an italian mobster

[plain marsh]

ur one of those people

[jolly lichen]

so true I'm so squishy now, I no longer know the struggle of the academics

[plain marsh]

i see on the street of nyc

and avoid

[jolly lichen]

if I ever do the phd now I won't be able to relate to anyone in my cohort

[bitter path]

Not him flexing 🤧🤧

I cannot do this

[jolly lichen]

elaborate

[strange wedge]

Alright. I’m thinking a nice sweater…not too big—think “crewneck” with jeans, and your converse. Should be a nice fit for day one. Maybe throw in a white button down under the crewneck with the flaps of the button down coming out over the top of the crewneck to give a “school boy” typa look

[jolly lichen]

I chose this on purpose ok 😤

[strange wedge]

Def clean your converse

[plain marsh]

i just know you guys

[strange wedge]

Cuz white converse get dirty so easily it’s insane…BUT you can throw them in the wash

[plain marsh]

you guys are a type of person

[bitter path]

Drop the Pinterest board bro

[plain marsh]

wearing trench coats and shit

drinking artisan coffee

[strange wedge]

Lmfao I gotchu

[jolly lichen]

hell nah

[bitter path]

That’s a finance bro and he aint one 😔

[plain marsh]

do you live in nyc

[jolly lichen]

nah we've been over this i have no fashion sense

[plain marsh]

are we sure

he’s not

[jolly lichen]

yea

[plain marsh]

i don’t think I’ve ever spoke to you

[plain marsh]

where

[jolly lichen]

bro is just making me into 30 y/o finance bro

[jolly lichen]

ues

[bitter path]

Big boss of Harvard mann, he is luck’s daddy

[minor pecan]

bro what

[jolly lichen]

nah just like in this thread, 5m ago lol

[plain marsh]

of course bro is from the upper east side

smh

im in midtown

we most likely live like

20 mins away

max

[jolly lichen]

nah all my coworkers make fun of me because they think I'm retired 😭

[plain marsh]

why

ur looks?

[jolly lichen]

because ues is sleepy

[plain marsh]

upper East side is a whole place

how can it be sleepy

[jolly lichen]

they all live in like fidi or chelsea or whatever

[plain marsh]

chill on the english major

[jolly lichen]

bro it's like designer dogs and strollers all day

[plain marsh]

do you know where the UN is

[plain marsh]

moneyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

[jolly lichen]

I just wanted to be near a park 😭

[bitter path]

Xoxo gossip girl

[jolly lichen]

yea ofc

[plain marsh]

I live 2 min walk from there

👍🏼

so how far away are we

[minor pecan]

bro’s acting like he touches grass

[plain marsh]

real

[plain marsh]

what did he major in

[minor pecan]

cs, math, physics

[jolly lichen]

like 30 blocks

not bad

[plain marsh]

explain in time terms

[strange wedge]

Nah trust, this’ll make you look young. U just have to style it right

[plain marsh]

holy fuck

[jolly lichen]

how do you not know if you live in nyc 😭

[plain marsh]

i am just a girl

[jolly lichen]

it's like 30 m

[plain marsh]

walk?

[jolly lichen]

ya ya

[bitter path]

Cat I thought u were international

[jolly lichen]

like 10m on the 456

[plain marsh]

okay

lore time

i was born in connecticut and have technically always lived in the US (nyc)

i just went to a boarding school form ages 11-17

which was in england

[rancid mural]

thats so cool

[bitter path]

England as in the UK??

[plain marsh]

and im international because brown calculates international/domestic based on ur school postcode

[jolly lichen]

damn it's giving rich

[plain marsh]

yes babes

[bitter path]

OMGG NO WAYY

[plain marsh]

thanks ur so cool too !! (i don’t know you but i am guessing)

[bitter path]

Which ends girl

[plain marsh]

bro lives on the upper east side

but yeah ur not wrong i guess

[rancid mural]

i went to public school in texas so not nearly as cool

[plain marsh]

school isn’t everything ur a whole person apart from the silly school stuff

[rancid mural]

i had a private school era

but my parents took me out

[plain marsh]

oh????((((

[plain marsh]

ohh….

why

what did you do

[rancid mural]

lol it was an islamic school

it got shut down

[jolly lichen]

I live in a 400 sq ft one bed ok 😭

[rancid mural]

my grandma was the arabic teacher there

[plain marsh]

awwww cute

[rancid mural]

good times

[plain marsh]

do you live alone

[jolly lichen]

w my gf

[plain marsh]

abcse do you speak Arabic

i wanna learn so bad

[rancid mural]

i do

[plain marsh]

it’s one of my favorite languages

one of my friend at brown is gonna teach me

[rancid mural]

aww

[plain marsh]

he’s from morocco so his arabic is dialectical

[bitter path]

Bruh

[plain marsh]

my other arabic speaking friends make fun of him for it

[rancid mural]

bro moroccan arabic is the worst to learn

[plain marsh]

(as a joke)

[rancid mural]

you gotta do syrian or jordanian

[plain marsh]

wait why im so curious

[bitter path]

Darija is something else

[plain marsh]

okay okay🔥🔥🔥

[rancid mural]

its sooo extremely different than the arabic spoken in other places

[plain marsh]

what year are you in?

[rancid mural]

like im syrian i can barely understand it

[jolly lichen]

unfortunately I've touched grass unlike every hser in this chat

[plain marsh]

yeah they said they can’t understand each others arabic

[jolly lichen]

i graduated last year from college lol

[plain marsh]

my Moroccan friend and my Lebanese friend

[minor pecan]

even i know this is a lie

[plain marsh]

ohhhh

ur old af

[jolly lichen]

correct

[rancid mural]

lol yeah those are two super different dialects

[bitter path]

Lebanese is better than Moroccan

[rancid mural]

lebanese arabic is zesty

[pulsar pond]

grass? what is grass

[plain marsh]

why

[minor pecan]

she called you a boomer @jolly lichen

[plain marsh]

i love morocco

[jolly lichen]

yah not rich bc it's not my parent's house, I'm just straight paying lol

[plain marsh]

top 5 places

morocco so beautiful

[rancid mural]

i wanna go sooo bad

[plain marsh]

also sexy ass World Cup team

holy shit

[rancid mural]

REALLLL

[jolly lichen]

she's not wrong 🥱 i'd rather be a boomer than in whatever the fuck this generation is

[rancid mural]

theyre so fine wt

[pulsar pond]

I wanna try to mint tea

[plain marsh]

i literally started learning Arabic after watching them 😭

[pulsar pond]

their tea game is on

[plain marsh]

me too!!! <3

[rancid mural]

youre so real

[plain marsh]

which one

[bitter path]

Lemme go look him up

[pulsar pond]

habibi

[minor pecan]

dang 🤔🔥

[plain marsh]

me personally it was the goalie

and hakimi

[rancid mural]

BONOOOO

[plain marsh]

yassim BONO

[rancid mural]

he was so cute

[pulsar pond]

sorry that's the only Arabic I know

[jolly lichen]

just to be clear, that's you buddy

[plain marsh]

idk his full name my bad

[minor pecan]

Nah

I’m different

[plain marsh]

GIRL YOU GET IT

[pulsar pond]

my Saudi friend taught me a tongue twisted but I forgot already

[plain marsh]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[rancid mural]

bro he has a wife and a kid i was so sad

[minor pecan]

Trust

[plain marsh]

HES SO FINEEEEEEEEE

[jolly lichen]

yeah, unemployed

[minor pecan]

bro

[plain marsh]

men with skills in literally anything 😏😏😳😳😳😩😳🤗🤗

[rancid mural]

sooo real

[minor pecan]

shut the fuck up

[rancid mural]

bono is so cute omg

[minor pecan]

im gonna take your job in a couple of years

[plain marsh]

he’s so s word

[opal night]

Real asf

[rancid mural]

there was another one let me show you girl

[plain marsh]

can i even say that

im so scared

[jolly lichen]

the truth hurts

[plain marsh]

PLEASE DO 🤗🤗🤗🤗

[rancid mural]

let me find his @

youll die for him trust

[jolly lichen]

imma tell them to resume reject you

[plain marsh]

thinking about the morocxan national team has me weak

they’re all so babygirl

[pulsar pond]

habibti go touch grass

[minor pecan]

they would never res rej imo gold, putnam perfect score, ioi camper

[plain marsh]

im so sorry

wait

[rancid mural]

alaa bellaarouch

hes so fine

[jolly lichen]

they would if I told them to

[plain marsh]

im not particularly into bald people

[minor pecan]

fine, I’ll just work at js then

[jolly lichen]

i've rejected more qualified people than you @minor pecan (low bar though)

[minor pecan]

they’re better anyways

[rancid mural]

https://www.instagram.com/alaabellaarouchoff/?hl=en

[minor pecan]

😐😐😐

[plain marsh]

oh my god

[rancid mural]

need him so bad

[plain marsh]

OH MY GOD

[rancid mural]

SEEEE

I TOLD YOU

[plain marsh]

I CANT SAY WHAT TI WANT TO SAY

[rancid mural]

finest man ive ever seen

[plain marsh]

ABCDE YOU KNOW

[bitter path]

He actually fine bye-

Where was he last yr

[rancid mural]

hes perfecr

[plain marsh]

WHYS HE SO FINE HELLO????

wait is he on the mororcan national team????

who is he

[rancid mural]

i dont think hes on the national team

[plain marsh]

what’s his IP address

where’s his ring finger

[rancid mural]

actually he has them tagged in his bio

[plain marsh]

wait is he good at the sport ‼️

[rancid mural]

idk all i know is hes beautiful

[plain marsh]

oh my god

abcde

[bitter path]

All moroccan men are beautiful sigh 🤧🤧

[plain marsh]

i rhink he’s a goalie

all goalies are s word because like

they need to focus a lot

that’s really hot

[bitter path]

Girl math

[rancid mural]

he plays in france

i got a 3 on the ap french exam so its meant to be fr!

[bitter path]

Which team??

[plain marsh]

PSG????

[plain marsh]

babes it’s meant to be

[bitter path]

He does not play for psg

Aint no way

[plain marsh]

oh…

oh

[rancid mural]

its called RCSA

icl ive never heard of it

[plain marsh]

guys forgive me but his height

guys

[rancid mural]

NEEED

[plain marsh]

im not usually really into tall people

any height is okay but like

when a man needs to bend down to speak to you

[rancid mural]

let him coooook

[plain marsh]

oh my fucking god

[rancid mural]

trip to france when

[bitter path]

6’2?!?!

[plain marsh]

girls trip to france 🤤🤤🤤

[rancid mural]

how can he be tall and have a nice face

like how is that allowed

[plain marsh]

yeah his face card is insane

he’s also 21

[rancid mural]

his teeth card

[plain marsh]

he’s not that old omg

[rancid mural]

like wtf

[bitter path]

Do u still come down to england??

[plain marsh]

LMFAOOOOOOO YOURE SO FUNNY FOR THAT

[bitter path]

Or always in nyc

[rancid mural]

nice teeth are so underrated

[plain marsh]

unfortunately i haven’t been back since i left school in july :(((((( but my bestie is coming to brown to visit me in spring <3

[plain marsh]

real

matter of fact

men who take care of themselves

in general

[rancid mural]

so true

when he has basic human hygeine 😍

[bitter path]

His teeth are cute but they deffo veneers which just reminds me of turkey teeth

[pulsar pond]

yall are weird

[rancid mural]

it was a sarcastic comment

[gritty oak]

bro got the brightest veneers possible

[rancid mural]

kate you cant tell me hes not fine

look at his insta

[plain marsh]

EXACTLYYYYYYY

[gritty oak]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-gif-25514964

[plain marsh]

because why is the bare minimum the ceiling

in terms of men

[rancid mural]

kate im gonna kill you fr

be quiet unless its positive

[bitter path]

Aint no way…

[plain marsh]

ain’t no way she doesn’t tho k he’s fine

[rancid mural]

wait guys let me show yall my fav egpytian man and tell m if you think hes fine

because kate thinks hes mid

[gritty oak]

well umm..

[plain marsh]

please share with the class

i love how all the men in the chat dipped

they know their place

[rancid mural]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvGHu5ioem3/?hl=en

bayousworld

“Call Her Right Now” out now 🤍
Also, I’m in the mood for another tour…

🎥: @justyoussefh

Likes

202805

Instagram

[minor pecan]

what

[rancid mural]

i would die for this man

you dont understand

[bitter path]

Why does he remind me of mo salah

[minor pecan]

soccer guy is better

[rancid mural]

lmaoooo

[rancid mural]

i would say theyre equal

[plain marsh]

he’s really cute

[rancid mural]

RIGHT

[plain marsh]

abcde

literally so many men at brown

[minor pecan]

nah soccer guy gaps him

[plain marsh]

look like this

[rancid mural]

I NEEED

[plain marsh]

COME VISIT GIRLIE

[bitter path]

U fr??

[rancid mural]

bro the egyptian guys where i live are crusty

[plain marsh]

IM HEI BF REALLY SERIOUS

[gritty oak]

https://tenor.com/view/annoyed-fake-smile-ok-leave-me-alone-itchy-head-scratch-gif-15111085

[plain marsh]

im not sure if they’re egyptian but i have seen a lot of people who vaguely resemble him

and most of them are fine

[rancid mural]

i neeeed

[plain marsh]

well if you think he’s fine you would think they’re fine

[rancid mural]

your opinion doesnt count anymore kate

[plain marsh]

wait where do you go to school abcde

[rancid mural]

privileges revoked

[rancid mural]

somewhere really ghetto trust

[plain marsh]

kate show us someone you fine ‘cute’

[plain marsh]

you go to rutgers ?

[rancid mural]

hes ugly you dont wanna know

[minor pecan]

everyone knows at this point

[rancid mural]

the rutgers of texas

[plain marsh]

WHO ISBTHIS 😭

[gritty oak]

DO YOU THINK HES FIND

fine

[plain marsh]

he’s every bitch at brown university

[rancid mural]

cat is so cool i dont her to know where i go because im ashamed

[plain marsh]

he looks like everyone here

[bitter path]

Wtf is this 💀

[minor pecan]

nah you’re chilling

[plain marsh]

OH MY GOD ????? ur so cute anywhere you go would be cute to me

[minor pecan]

told you

[rancid mural]

lmaooo

you will take it back

trust

[gritty oak]

girls trip to brown to find a husband i guess!

[rancid mural]

it feels like a curse word

[plain marsh]

he’s like….not bad(?) he’s kinda mid to me like I don’t feel anything by looking at him but he’s def not ugly he’s like pretty

[gritty oak]

okay that’s better than what abcde said thank you

[plain marsh]

RAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[rancid mural]

see hes not like extremely hot like kate thinks

[plain marsh]

ill take yall around the libearies

[rancid mural]

i just said hes mid

[plain marsh]

yall can do some shopping

[pulsar pond]

mmmmm my opinion of brown is increasing

[plain marsh]

what did she say

[bitter path]

Bruh he is like every other tiktoker that makes thirst traps

[gritty oak]

she said my taste is horrible

[rancid mural]

i said hes mid and ive seen better! which is true

[plain marsh]

pretty sure the ranking says we have the most attractive Ivy League population

and it’s true 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[rancid mural]

this refers to your irl prospects

[craggy latch]

bounou’s followings are disappointing

[pulsar pond]

lol I need it

the boys at my school single handedly lowered my standard for men

[plain marsh]

yeah

[minor pecan]

it would drop if you showed up though

[plain marsh]

he’s just kinda there

[minor pecan]

jkjk

[gritty oak]

[bitter path]

Gurl u cant keep chatting and not give us the receipts

[plain marsh]

WHO

[rancid mural]

sometimes luck is nice and sometimes hes evil

i never know which itll be

[pulsar pond]

I could appreciate any guy who's above 175cm in height

[plain marsh]

luck i showed you that one guy at brown right

@minor pecan