Harvard University (2023-2024)

[cold quartz]

goaded ted talk

[flint anvil]

Also legacy so hoping that comes in major clutch 🙏

[cold quartz]

pretend all this shit is due tmw at 8am

[flint anvil]

Trust me if I would I could

[strange wedge]

Oh! You’re good then

Don’t overestimate it tho

U still gotta seem somewhat competent

[bitter path]

June 💀

[flint anvil]

Nah I give myself a close to 0 chance ngl

[cold quartz]

please do not take adderral unprescribed 😭

[strange wedge]

Lmfao literally

[flint anvil]

Im not the student theyre looking for

[strange wedge]

But aye

Whatever happens happens

[flint anvil]

frl

thats how I see it

[strange wedge]

You’ll be Gucci in the end

[flint anvil]

sounds like something a Harvard student would say

[cold quartz]

nah that shi can get dangerous fr tho

[flint anvil]

Is there anywhere in this server for chancing

[bitter path]

👉🚪

[flint anvil]

fair enough

[pseudo hawk]

i gotchu

yngmi

[bitter path]

Luck’s evil spirit gotchu before u even stepped foot near Boston 😟

[rancid mural]

YOOOO ANOTHER ALABAMIAN GOT IN

It was on the news

i know im next 😭

[flint anvil]

Damn in bama you get on the news for getting into harv?

[rancid mural]

yep

13 ppl get in each year lol

[flint anvil]

A one in a millenium event I suppose

[flint anvil]

I feel that, Im in Idaho and someone in my class got in

[rancid mural]

now i gotta find this dude on ig or sum

and let him know he aint the only one

[flint anvil]

how do you know that

[rancid mural]

they post it on the harvard clubs site

[flint anvil]

ah sick

@rancid mural can I dm you?

[pseudo hawk]

alabama is officially a feeder

just combine the entire population into one school!

now you have 1/4 the population of a private texas school.

[rancid mural]

real

just became mutuals w himmm

im so excited

i wonder if theres any more of us

[reef forge]

Apparently 11 others

[pseudo hawk]

i wonder how many people from my state got in

[bitter path]

Wont they gather all of yous at the club to meet before u head off to harvard??

[rancid mural]

idk

i think they did last year

idk if id go 💀 depends on what vibe i get from them

[bitter path]

Just gooo

[pseudo hawk]

Go!

If you don't like them after you meet them, just ghost!

[bitter path]

Regardless of what vibe they give, meet ur ppl🦅

[pseudo hawk]

^

[bitter path]

U can check on ur club’s website

[pseudo hawk]

im not seeing it

"2017 recap for harvard club.."

[pseudo hawk]

bro this is NOT updated

[rancid mural]

some dont post it

but most do

[pseudo hawk]

😭

[rancid mural]

mine posted like "class of 2027 stats"

and it showed that 300 applied and 13 got in

[bitter path]

Surely ur state cant be more bad than Alabama, even they are up to date!!

[pseudo hawk]

Indiana

try me.

[flint anvil]

the 75th percentile for SAT in Idaho was an 1110 lmao

[minor pecan]

how come? what does he suggest instead?

[rancid mural]

IM SO MAD

THIS MAN AINT EVEN FROM ALABAMA

HE LIVES IN SOUTH CAROLINA AND THE FUCKING ALABAMA NEWS POSTED IT

[flint anvil]

Lmao

[rancid mural]

bro why is it so hard to find an alabamian harvard kid

dont answer that

but

imma ask the club atp 💀

there HAS to be someone else

[minor pecan]

i gotchu

i know a cowboy from bama at harvard

or do you want exclusively girls

[plain marsh]

😭😭😭😭😭

[rancid mural]

okay he didn't exclusively disapprove

he said that if it's what she wants to do she can do it

but he thinks it's too hands on and doesn't maximize making money

he just wants her to go to med school LOL

[minor pecan]

lmfao

he just like me fr

[pseudo hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/894744531700957215/1148118798973554708/attachment.gif

my goat

[minor pecan]

[pseudo hawk]

[rancid mural]

literally so many medical subspecialites are hands on so what is bro yapping about

[minor pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/he-just-like-me-fr-gif-25075803

[rancid mural]

he got mad when I said I didn't wanna do surgery

like thats hands on

bro yk what he said today on the way back from jumma

"I would make a better doctor than most of the doctors I know"

I was cackling

[gritty oak]

dads always got a huge ego i swear

[rancid mural]

kateeee

[gritty oak]

haiiii

[rancid mural]

bro the guy I was catfishing ghosted me

like I was gonna say no but why are you saying no

[gritty oak]

LMFAOOOO

so real

maybe he figured it out

[rancid mural]

LMAO bro I was giving him so many hints

like theoretical physics major and anthropology minor

come on

[pseudo hawk]

what

as a guy, how is this a hint? 😭

what if you're just suuuuper quirky!

[rancid mural]

a hint that I was catfishing him

it's a long story

basically I have a fake insta account

and this guy dm'd me on it

and I played along for a little but he kept asking to get married

[gritty oak]

look at my vv ping queen

[rancid mural]

so I was trying to make it obvious I was not a real account

[pseudo hawk]

i mean that all makes sense

but i don't understand the major and minor being hints part

my guy math isnt adding up

[rancid mural]

idk it doesnt sound real

like come on

I also told him "what if I was catfishing you" and he replied with "lmao I trust you"

[pseudo hawk]

well thats obvious

but the former isn't

[rancid mural]

I guess

[pseudo hawk]

again: what if you're just suuuuuper quirky

[rocky yarrow]

is the how do you want to use your harvard education a why us + career essay question?

or is it just a why us

or just a why career

[fiery crag]

both

it's like whatever u want it to be

mostly why us but yeah the key word is "future" so that's why you would think career

[rancid mural]

yeah thats what i did

but also no

i didnt rlly do a why us

i just taljed abt profs and labs

that would hrlp my career

[buoyant carbon]

isnt that what you do in a why us

[rocky yarrow]

yeah thats usually what you do for a why us

like i find it really hard to say something unique about a school

and i can only talk about professors, labs, classes, extracurriculars. like in all my why us legit cant say anything genuine/unique about a school like in reality all schools are quite similar

[rocky yarrow]

yeah just finished i think i did a fire response 😏

[fiery crag]

slay

im struggling with mine

lol

[rocky yarrow]

formula in my opinion should be 1. anecdote related to what you wanna do in the future 2. what you'll do at harvard to help you do that thing in the future 3. what impact that thing in the future you want to make

and make sure for the future plan don't say anything that is known for making a shit ton of money like quant, investment banking, software engineer, etc. i guess doctor might be fine if you pull it off and lawyer might work if you like word it in a way that shows that you genuinely wanna help peple

ok so out of my 5 harvard supplementals, one of them, the intellectual one it's marked as AI written when it's not. maybe its cuz it's more boring cuz it's on an academic topic? should i be worried? will colleges use turnitin ai detection or somethign?

[ruby matrix]

whats with that name didnt u REA yale😭

[pulsar pond]

I realized how bad my ps for Harvard was

[tropic plank]

Think outside the box

I used the example of a penthouse dinner party

[frank arch]

if its really written by, i dont think u should worry

[bronze gyro]

Wha

[tropic plank]

Use an example of a dream job

[bronze gyro]

So a career essay…

[tropic plank]

Somewhat yes

But don’t make it boring

Make it unique to you

[fiery crag]

i got rejected LOL but i think i know why

well obvi i can't know WHY but i rewrote my common app

[fiery crag]

thank you so much!!!

[rotund sleet]

How can I send IBDP Predicted Grades to Harvard?

[pulsar pond]

I would assume they are in your transcript

otherwise there is no space for you to submit

[rotund sleet]

They arent

[pulsar pond]

ummmm

then maybe put it in additional information

[rancid mural]

is the deadline for the harvard supplementary materials jan 1st as well

[pulsar pond]

there is never a deadline for supplementary materials

unless you're talking about art portfolio

[rancid mural]

ohh okay no i was asking bc i wanted to submit my research but I only have an abstract of it so far and ik other schools like yale have a deadline for submitting research supplements

[pulsar pond]

ah yeah don't worry for Harvard you can submit it in the applicant portal

there's no deadline (as far as I know) but you should submit asap

[rancid mural]

okay thank u so much

yeah

wasnt meant to be unique

its not a why us

why us should have unique parts

but thats quite difficult

most r p generic

it can be used as one

[cold quartz]

its a future plans one so I assume theyre looking for a vision not for a why us

[rancid mural]

ye

[cold quartz]

for my one I just talked about how I want to teach lol

idk how well it landed though because all teaching school stuff is post-grad

[rancid mural]

@ancient furnace why do u always delete ur messages

[cold quartz]

gaslight gatekeep girlboss

[ruby matrix]

hello Harvard people

see u at the football game

[rancid mural]

pilgrims? 💀

[cold quartz]

for the music portfolio lets say I produced a song that someone else sang over, should I send the song, or just a mp4 of the instrumental

also if the AO dosent like your music can it hurt you

[plain marsh]

yes duh…

[cold quartz]

even if ur not applying for a music program?

[minor pecan]

if you send them garbage they will not be happy

simple as that

[minor pecan]

i would send the whole thing but specify that you’re just doing the instrumental part

cause just sending the instrumental could be weird

idk tho

[cold quartz]

is it even worth submitting a music portfolio unless you're applying to a music program? I have music prod as like my 7th EC and was wondering if I should supplement it with some beats or wtv

theyre really shittily mixed tho and if they dont help much I dont wanna have to remix them

[mint portal]

it can't hurt

[minor pecan]

if you listed it at spot 7 then it doesn’t seem like it’s a huge part of your application, so you could just leave it out if you wanted and i don’t think it would make much of a difference

[stable pecan]

if it's shitty i dont think u shd submit it

[mint portal]

i mean there's no way they're going to be like "reject this guy cuz of his music"

[minor pecan]

well if he sends errape or something then maybe

[cold quartz]

I mean the beat is good imo I just have to remix it to make it sound good on anything other than my car

and mixing takes a long ass time for me bc I suck at it

[plain marsh]

i don’t know much but i would assume it’s not good to submit anything shitty to Harvard

sometimes less is more 👍🏼

[cold quartz]

yeah ykw imma prob leave it out for now and if I have time b4 the deadline Ill attempt to clean it up

[minor pecan]

Ok

[plain marsh]

if i mess up my eyeliner one more time

im gonna cancel my plans

there is no in between

[cerulean thorn]

hey guys. sub 10 days

lock in

[jaunty umbra]

Yep

Have one esssay left that I have planned and deliberately have been procrastinating on completing

[cerulean thorn]

started winter break with 37 essays

have been cooking sinc e

[minor pecan]

where are you going

sephora?

[stable pecan]

smoky eyeliner whenever i mess up >>>>

smokey? smoky?

[stable pecan]

havent started stanny

[jaunty umbra]

Stanfords aren’t too bad!!

[stable pecan]

havent thought of the intellectual experience essays at all

[jaunty umbra]

Just a few prompts

[jaunty umbra]

That one was hard :/

But you got this, def possible to finish those supps in a few days

How many schools do you have left?

[cerulean thorn]

stanfords are for after the first

and same with penn

[errant phoenix]

the 5th right?

[cerulean thorn]

yee yee

[stable pecan]

hmmm 4.
stanny i havent started
harv i've done most of (except intellectual)
Pton (only done the diversity essay)
NYU-- done the "optional" essay, thinking of doing MLK essay

[hot basin]

yessir u too man! you got this. I know you'll get into Harvard!

[cerulean thorn]

praying for you my guy

[jaunty umbra]

Oh nice. Those will be easy. I think I have 5 left but they don’t require much work

[cerulean thorn]

which ones ?

[stable pecan]

this isnt counting editing lmao

[jaunty umbra]

Duke, Wellesley, Princeton, brown, and Usc

[cerulean thorn]

bro princetons 500 word one is mad annoying

[jaunty umbra]

I know editing will be another 6 days before Jan 1 😔

[cerulean thorn]

only one for pton i have left

[jaunty umbra]

The community one?

[cerulean thorn]

lived experinces

[jaunty umbra]

You could easily reuse another community essay

Or an experience essay for that

[cerulean thorn]

im thinking of using my Yale but the thing is i stalked my AO

and u can easliy see what she likes n stuff so im tryna gear it towards that and it works out because I am a perect fit but i cant find the perfect way to put it in words

ive written 5 drafts

[stable pecan]

rice clutched for this tbh

with a bunch of tweaks

[stable pecan]

crazy!

[cerulean thorn]

yo its metaa!!!

if the game im playign is unfair then i gotta od my research

[plain marsh]

yes im going to meet up with my friend, go to sephora, and then go to a christmas market and then have dinner

[plain marsh]

that’s the vision babes

i do like putting some red under my eyes too always

xiao simulator

wait no zhongli

the vision ^

[minor pecan]

yeah, you’re never beating the extrovert allegations

[plain marsh]

fellas is it an extrovert thing to have friends

[minor pecan]

thoughts? @analog horizon

[plain marsh]

@minor pecan

have you ever worn eyeliner

[gritty oak]

..what

[minor pecan]

i actually have quite a number of times

but i don’t anymore and haven’t for a while

one time it got messed up so bad so i went to school and pretended like i ran into a wall or smth

looking back i was very dumb

though i still am

[rain frost]

this is lowk the method

[plain marsh]

THATS SO COOL OF YOU

HELLO?????

why hahe you never told me this??????

[minor pecan]

Who randomly brings that up

[plain marsh]

wait is this at harvard or before

[plain marsh]

ME

[minor pecan]

High school

like 9th grade

[plain marsh]

imma be real this has sunglehandedly changed my opinion of you

[minor pecan]

😐

[plain marsh]

in a really good way

[minor pecan]

oh

[plain marsh]

you should’ve gone to brown wtf

[minor pecan]

Ok

[plain marsh]

men here wear eyeliner all the time it’s SO GOOD

[minor pecan]

app was too long

[plain marsh]

how is this dumb

[rain frost]

i wore eyeliner once at a summer program

[plain marsh]

don’t lie it was only 3 250 word essays last year

[plain marsh]

im the masthead of the men wearing eyeliner campaign

[minor pecan]

😵‍💫

welll

i was basically roped into Harvard anyways

cause older sis

and i needed to beat her

so ye

[plain marsh]

isn’t it not beating her if you guys go to the same place

isn’t that a tie

[minor pecan]

to me it’s a win

everything ive ever done is to either catch up with or beat her lol

[rain frost]

yeah win because its harder to get in now

every year its harder

[minor pecan]

i have been lost my entire life

[rain frost]

take your win and shove it in her face

[minor pecan]

her year acceptance rate was the lowest

[plain marsh]

this is actually really sad

[rain frost]

tell her she wouldn't have gotten in in today's standards

[minor pecan]

so idk about that one

[plain marsh]

are you okay

[rain frost]

oh nvm

[minor pecan]

yeah im fine

[rain frost]

uh well you're just more goated

[plain marsh]

people who spend their entire lives comparing themselves to others deserve hugs i feel so bad like yall are cool for who you are not for who you compare yourself to be

[minor pecan]

my cousins go to upenn bro

i had to make it

[minor pecan]

I don’t do it anymore

[rain frost]

my cousins are like 9 max

i have one older cousin whos dropping out of the university of melbourne to become an electrician

and more power to him

[minor pecan]

I’ve realized that there’s just no point anymore

[rain frost]

cuz they make bank in australia

theyre jus goated

[plain marsh]

me when all my moms colleagues children went to ivies and my sister didn’t so i was my moms last hope

amongst other reasons

[minor pecan]

😵‍💫🤝

[plain marsh]

sick

‘more power to him’

haha

get it cuz cuz

he’s an electrician

[rain frost]

HOLY COW

[plain marsh]

YOU DID THAT BABES

ALL ON YOUR OWN

[rain frost]

this is why brown is the best ivy

[plain marsh]

REAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[minor pecan]

see what you did

[rain frost]

every brown student ive met has been funny asf

even on linkedin

[minor pecan]

you make brown converts everywhere you go

why are you in this thread

[plain marsh]

what can i say

my presence just fills people with love

[plain marsh]

cuz ur here duh

[minor pecan]

mmmm debatable

lmao I’m stealing this idea

[rain frost]

brown students 😭

supercell reposted him too

[plain marsh]

debated by who

[minor pecan]

your pfp in bottom btw if you care @rain frost

[rain frost]

its whatever

stereotypical indian male in business formal

[plain marsh]

ur so cute looking ur smile is giving animated character

[minor pecan]

im sure there are people who debate it

[rain frost]

this made my spin around in my chair

i needed this

[plain marsh]

im not so sure

[minor pecan]

it’s a trap

don’t succumb

[plain marsh]

awwwww

[rain frost]

too late

[minor pecan]

bruh

[plain marsh]

RAHHHHHHHHHH

LETS GOOOOOO

you will love it here!!!!!

[rain frost]

LEZTSGOOOOOOOOO

[minor pecan]

😐

[plain marsh]

converting the harvard sub one senior at a time

[rain frost]

harvard is not in my list

[minor pecan]

I will start anti-brown propaganda

[rancid mural]

🤨

[minor pecan]

the school

not the color

well

[rain frost]

bro might be racist

[rancid mural]

WELL?

[minor pecan]

well

there is nothing we can do

[rancid mural]

self-racism

[rain frost]

https://tenor.com/view/napoleon-asyjdauu-gif-16491934308297234021

[plain marsh]

good <3333

[minor pecan]

im just gonna make Harvard concerts in brown channel

want to help @rancid mural

ill give you some food when you get to campus

if you say yes

[plain marsh]

what is a ‘Harvard concert’

[minor pecan]

o whoops

Converts **

[plain marsh]

you guys are gonna serenade us?

that’s so sweet

[minor pecan]

I don’t know what that word means

[plain marsh]

do you know now

[minor pecan]

no 😵‍💫

[plain marsh]

it means sing to in a loving way

[minor pecan]

oj I just googled it

oh that’s sweet

I don’t think im capable of doing that

[plain marsh]

accept defeat

[minor pecan]

@rancid mural u got this

[plain marsh]

luck are you musical

[minor pecan]

i play for fun

[plain marsh]

piano?

[rain frost]

schools with the chillest students ive met:

1. usc
2. brown
3. vanderbilt
4. dartmouth
5. uci

[rancid mural]

i am burning things rn

[minor pecan]

ye and some other

[plain marsh]

like what :o

[plain marsh]

this is so real

i have a cool friend at USC

[rancid mural]

the alabama way

[plain marsh]

are you from cali

[rain frost]

yeah

[minor pecan]

i played the recorder when i was little and did some stuff with sax

[rain frost]

socal

[minor pecan]

but I don’t really do anything other than piano anymore

[plain marsh]

SAXOPHONE?

neuron activated

[minor pecan]

yeah

[plain marsh]

jazz stuff?

[minor pecan]

yeah

[plain marsh]

no wayyyyy

[minor pecan]

I wasn’t very good though

[plain marsh]

you say that about everything hush

[plain marsh]

i have some brown friends from socal <3

[minor pecan]

well it’s true

[rain frost]

lets gooooo

are you class of 27'

[plain marsh]

yessir! current freshman

[rain frost]

hold on do you know kelly

theres probably at least 5 kellys

[plain marsh]

is she asian

[rain frost]

yes

[plain marsh]

wait

is there an extra e in her name

oh

unfortunately not

[rain frost]

😦

[plain marsh]

did she go to ur hs?

[rain frost]

yeah

[plain marsh]

i just found her insta she’s really pretty!

[rain frost]

i didnt really know her like that but she was liek the stem club president

[plain marsh]

ooooooooo

[rain frost]

i think shes doing plme

[plain marsh]

women in stem o7

[plain marsh]

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!

[rain frost]

yeah she was insane

[plain marsh]

that has like a 1% acceptance rate

[minor pecan]

who pinged me

😐

[rain frost]

orry

by any chance

i didnt want to doxx them for too long

[minor pecan]

i know them both ye

[rain frost]

dope they went to my hs

[minor pecan]

nice

[rain frost]

yeah justins the goat

[reef forge]

And you only got in bc of sibling legacy smh

[minor pecan]

yeah true

[reef forge]

Luck sister the goat

🐐

[minor pecan]

😞

[reef forge]

When has bro met a uci student

[rain frost]

i did cosmos at uci

like the uc summer program

[reef forge]

Also i havent met a single chill usc student

Where does bro meet these ppl

[rain frost]

🤯

idk i live in socal so i meet a lot of usc students

[reef forge]

I mean u might be the first one

[rain frost]

theyre all funny and chill

[reef forge]

[rain frost]

yeayyyyyyy

[cold quartz]

usc students have either been insufferable or goaded

never in between

[rain frost]

yeah ive met some annoying usc students before

[reef forge]

Mostly first one

University of Spoiled Children holds true

[cold quartz]

ion like UCI that much ngl

seems like too happy of a place

[rain frost]

but most of the usc students ive met are people of color and theyre dope

[reef forge]

Go to uchicago

[rain frost]

havent met many insufferable white frat boys yet

[cold quartz]

all the hyper competitive ppl ik went to CMU and berkeley

[reef forge]

Nerd schools

Also very depressing

[rain frost]

my school feeds berkeley so hard

[reef forge]

My school feeds utd

[cold quartz]

its still fun being around them tho

[rain frost]

its so depressing and competive

[cold quartz]

I kinda like the competitive places ngl

my HS is full of ppl complaining all the time 😦

at least ppl talk shit abt others not themselves

improvement

[rain frost]

you say that until you have to study for 40 hours at berkeley for your finals while a homeless tweaker jacks off in front of your dorm building

[cold quartz]

bold of u to assume I already dont have to do that 😦

[rain frost]

real experience my friend had btw

not making this up

[rain frost]

😭

[cold quartz]

not 40 hours tho my ass is not paying attention that long

[pseudo hawk]

If I get in, I’ll train you to be freakishly strong so you can surpass your sister

[pseudo hawk]

🥸

[cold quartz]

this has to be racist smh

[analog horizon]

why tf did i get pinged here

[analog horizon]

yes it is

[agile thunder]

yall when you submit Harvard on the commonapp and click to review the final PDF they get, and go to the tersting section, why is it empty, despite me putting stuff in there?

is it bc harvard only takes official ACT scores and not self-reported?

[pseudo hawk]

You probably didn’t tick the option to report your scores

go back and check

[agile thunder]

naw dog

did yours say this @pseudo hawk ?

[late zenith]

how

[agile thunder]

?

[late zenith]

srry wrong reply

[late zenith]

how

[agile thunder]

this is the answer

[pseudo hawk]

In the Harvard tan

Tab

[cerulean thorn]

You can’t embellish tho. You just have to find something that you guys connect with because they’ll see right through the bs

[cerulean thorn]

Search up ur regions admission officer

[rain frost]

yeah true

[late zenith]

we both in NJ right?

ok found

wait its not public info

@cerulean thorn Both yale + harv dont publicize their regional AO how did u find out NJ regional AO

[cerulean thorn]

for harvard your cooked

i did for pricneton

[pseudo hawk]

Bro

[pseudo hawk]

they don’t?

I’m so cookrd

[cerulean thorn]

nope

harvard is super secretive

[pseudo hawk]

Well

[cerulean thorn]

you cant find anythign online about harvard

literaly a ghost town

[pseudo hawk]

wild

[cerulean thorn]

lol

[pseudo hawk]

I just hope there’s one in the Midwest

😭

typically we get no love

[late zenith]

ohhh

[late zenith]

nah they dont

yale is so mid anyways

[pseudo hawk]

Fax..

@winter marlin did you figure it out?

[late zenith]

did u do this with the lived experiences or community at pton

[pseudo hawk]

I’m so happy with my essays

They are w

[stable pecan]

It’s fine

Most test optional colleges blur it out on common app

And it either shows up on your portal

Or they let you submit there

[stable pecan]

So no accidental score submissions

[late zenith]

enough to carry into harv?

u do seem to have good understanding of harv supps

[pseudo hawk]

possibly

I’m getting a mock interview and discussion with a Harvard alum tonight

[strange wedge]

So fun!!

[minor pecan]

bro

you’re still on that lol

i already apologized dawg

plus you did try to undermine my friend

so

it was warranted though admittedly a bit out of pocket

[plain marsh]

oh hi

[minor pecan]

r jain

what

still either way

u cant shit on my classmates

only i can do that

I still don’t know why you’re in this chat

because cat is there duh

jk jk

there are cool people there

[plain marsh]

ur not joking are u

[reef forge]

Nerd ass mf

🤓

My #1 opp

Rjain

Yea u right

My new opp is the a2c mods

💀💀

Not talking abt college apps

Theyre just opps

Lemme hate

[minor pecan]

😐

[reef forge]

I hate authority

Dw luck i gotchu

Youre the homie now

[minor pecan]

oh fr?

what changed

[reef forge]

I wrote my harvard essays

Once i get rejected tho prepare for the hate

😭😭

[minor pecan]

Ok

[rigid steeple]

im struggling to do that

[reef forge]

Yea fuck Harvard essays ngl

Why 200 words dawg

Lemme copy my 250 word supps

From other schools

[rigid steeple]

luck youre going to harvard?

[reef forge]

3/5 harvard prompts are copied from stanford

[rigid steeple]

RIGHT

[reef forge]

He goes to ballstate

[plain marsh]

he’s a freshman at harvard

[rigid steeple]

come on you said you werent a hater anymore

[rigid steeple]

pls why did i think he was going to brown 💀

[plain marsh]

HAHAHAHAHA

he was actually trying to convince you not to go to brown

[rigid steeple]

OH

LMAOOOO

[minor pecan]

It worked

[rigid steeple]

IT DIDNT

[plain marsh]

because earlier i was converting people in the harvard thread

[plain marsh]

<333333333333333333

moon you will love brown if you’re physics/astronomy philo

[rigid steeple]

you act contributed to strenghtening my love for brown

[reef forge]

He is ‘27

Brown is worst ivy

[plain marsh]

he wears eyeliner

so idk

[reef forge]

Up the crimson

Harvard on top

Rahhh

[plain marsh]

hating on others won’t get you into ur school

[rigid steeple]

slay

[reef forge]

Thats fine

Ill live and die by hating

[plain marsh]

ok!

[minor pecan]

I think you’re a better fit for harvard, personally

[plain marsh]

i don’t understand but i support

[reef forge]

Its not serious lol its all jokes

[plain marsh]

moon don’t fall for it

[rigid steeple]

go tell that to admissions officers lmaoo 💀

[reef forge]

Im not actually a hater

[plain marsh]

👍🏼

[minor pecan]

I could actually do this if you’d like

anything for you babes

[reef forge]

Bros serious abt it

[plain marsh]

BRO IS TAKING MY VOCAB

[rigid steeple]

HAHAHAHAHA

[reef forge]

Adaptation goes brazyyy

[rigid steeple]

plagiarism

[reef forge]

Expel him

[plain marsh]

this is identity theft

yeah i could tell

[rigid steeple]

luck this isnt harvard behavior

[reef forge]

@plain marsh do you study economics

[plain marsh]

yep

how did you know

[rigid steeple]

stonks

[reef forge]

I want to study economics

So i was wondering if its good st brkwn

[plain marsh]

finance bro?

why are you a d1 hater

[reef forge]

Yee

[plain marsh]

he’s smart

he wears eyeliner

[rigid steeple]

he has a sister

[plain marsh]

you’ll fit right in at brown!!!!

division one hater

google it

[reef forge]

Alr time for the hardest part: actually getting in and convincing my parents to lemme go

[plain marsh]

do ur parents not like brown

[reef forge]

Toptier of college sports

[rigid steeple]

luck has been really quiet since ..

[reef forge]

They dont think too much of it in comparison to my other choices

[minor pecan]

What

[rigid steeple]

@minor pecan where are you

[minor pecan]

What

[plain marsh]

Yale, mit, princeton?

[reef forge]

She is saying that you are a toptier hater

[rigid steeple]

continue your harvard propaganda

[reef forge]

Dawg who do u think i am 💀

Im not allat

[minor pecan]

If you come to harvard im here

[plain marsh]

i quite literally do not know you so idk

[minor pecan]

Need i say more

[reef forge]

I mean the schools i got into so far lol

[plain marsh]

oh where have you gotten into

[reef forge]

Gtown and ut

Brown is better imo

But

Idk

[plain marsh]

georgetown is great congrats

[rigid steeple]

is that an advantage of going to Harvard ?

[plain marsh]

yeah i agree

[minor pecan]

Yes, you get to build connections with me

[reef forge]

Hopefully brown financial aid kicks in if i get in

[plain marsh]

brown is matched financial aid

[minor pecan]

(I will be the CEO of MSFT, Google, and Citadel soon)

[plain marsh]

you will get aid

[plain marsh]

isn’t msft a clothing company

[rigid steeple]

keep the luck up

[plain marsh]

OH

Microsoft

[minor pecan]

…

[plain marsh]

im just a girl

[minor pecan]

fair

[rigid steeple]

no

[minor pecan]

it’s gone

[rigid steeple]

damn

[minor pecan]

I need to farm it up this break

[plain marsh]

i took it all

[minor pecan]

give back pls

[rigid steeple]

cat you seem so bubbly i love it

[plain marsh]

ask nicely

[reef forge]

Luck I’ll hire you as a financial analyst for my company when i make it big

[plain marsh]

awwwww you are too sweet <3

[minor pecan]

I said please tho

[rigid steeple]

I love your poems too omg

[plain marsh]

you seem very bubbly and kind too!!

[plain marsh]

YOU READ THEM?

[rigid steeple]

YES

[plain marsh]

i forgot my writing profile was up that’s so embarrassing

[rigid steeple]

I WRITE TOO OMG

[rigid steeple]

noo its so cute

[plain marsh]

people complimenting my writing is so AHHHHHHHHHH it’s like a ahhhhhw

[plain marsh]

LEMME SEE

[rigid steeple]

omg...

[reef forge]

Yap yap yap

I aint reading allat

[plain marsh]

😭😭😭

[reef forge]

😹😹 🤓🤓

😔🙏🙏😔😭🙏🙏😭

[plain marsh]

oh

[reef forge]

Sorry

The hating kicked in

[plain marsh]

it’s okay

you’re doing great

[reef forge]

Muesoon u will get into harvard

[rigid steeple]

youre acting like a menace to society hater

[minor pecan]

muesoon just hates me

even though im nice

[reef forge]

Mischief managed

[minor pecan]

im gonna go cry

[reef forge]

Alright now lets not start lying

[minor pecan]

true

[plain marsh]

😭😭😭

[reef forge]

Yippity yappity

[minor pecan]

i could never cry for myself

[rigid steeple]

damn

how is that possible

[reef forge]

@ancient furnace im joking

[rigid steeple]

are you ok luck?

[reef forge]

He isnt 😔

[minor pecan]

yeah im chilling

[reef forge]

He is suffering from ligma

[rigid steeple]

do you need to talk about it?

[reef forge]

[minor pecan]

nah im fine

[plain marsh]

ur such a sweetheart

[rigid steeple]

(i was kinda ironic there but 💀 )

[minor pecan]

yeah, I could tell

[rigid steeple]

no but fr

[minor pecan]

that’s why i was about to say how much do you wanna bet that was ironic

[plain marsh]

why do you assume people are being ironic sometimes people just care

[minor pecan]

bro

[rigid steeple]

right

[minor pecan]

i was right this time though

[reef forge]

Its fr not that deep

Lucks chill hes just being a discord troll

[plain marsh]

d1 hater omg

[reef forge]

Dont judge people based on discord

😭

[plain marsh]

luck is never even being serious

[rigid steeple]

yeah but its kinda concerning how you directly thought about irony tho 😭

[plain marsh]

harvard people are chill

[reef forge]

Meh

Some

Some are entitled legacy brats

Who think theyre better

Than everyone else

[plain marsh]

also idk if i said earlier but i do not study economics 👍🏼

[cedar salmon]

speaking from experience, high schooler?

[reef forge]

Lmao

[minor pecan]

i can tell when people actually mean stuff

i think

[rigid steeple]

u think

[reef forge]

R u intl

[minor pecan]

though i am wrong a lot

[rigid steeple]

thats ok

[reef forge]

How do u not know any of these phrases

Do u live in wyoming or sum shit

Genuinely asking

[plain marsh]

horimiya fan

[rigid steeple]

i loved it omg

it was so good

..

[plain marsh]

SAME

miyamura

is SO boyfriend

[rigid steeple]

SOOO MUCH

[plain marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/oikarats-gif-22664596

BRO IS BEAUTIFUL

[rigid steeple]

cutie pie

[plain marsh]

he’s so babygirl

[minor pecan]

nice way to kill the chat

[rigid steeple]

it didnt kill it

it flourished it

with beauty

[minor pecan]

@rigid steeple

see that stuff right there

the green stuff

touch it

[plain marsh]

THAT IS SO MEAN

[minor pecan]

i dare you

[rigid steeple]

i live in a green city

i often touch it dont worry

[minor pecan]

hmm

debatable

[rigid steeple]

i love debates

[minor pecan]

me too

[rigid steeple]

slay luck

[reef forge]

Ew anime

[rigid steeple]

hater dont start

[minor pecan]

that’s his job

it’s the only thing he’s good at

[reef forge]

One of many talents indeed

I wrote about hating for one of my supps

Where it asked to talk abt a skill or talent

[rigid steeple]

LMAO YOU DID NOT

[reef forge]

I got in too

[plain marsh]

THIS IS SO FUNNY

bro is consistent

[reef forge]

Guys im obviously fucking lying

[rigid steeple]

pls how can you make hating aesthetic

[plain marsh]

oh

all men know is gaslighting

[reef forge]

I wrote about being a yearbook stalker tho fr

[plain marsh]

it’s a phenomenon

[plain marsh]

what does that even mean

[reef forge]

And how it translated

[rigid steeple]

what

[reef forge]

If anyone has the patience to read it dm

250 words lmao

[plain marsh]

send it to me iwanna read it

👍🏼

[rigid steeple]

same

[reef forge]

Sent

@rigid steeple cant dm u

Your privacy settings

[minor pecan]

that’s actually good reverse psychology

cause if ao rejects you

they’re hating on your essay

[reef forge]

tuff

[plain marsh]

guys the essay is good

hater is actually good

[minor pecan]

yeah he just acts dumb but he’s cracked

bruh

[reef forge]

Ive taught u well

W hating

[minor pecan]

Well, I wouldn’t have read it either way

[plain marsh]

people who act dumb are always smart

[reef forge]

Hahvahd such a premier institution

[rigid steeple]

alr now

[minor pecan]

It’s not you it’s me

[reef forge]

Muesoon bro this hating is getting personal

[plain marsh]

emotional manipulation 101 ass phrase

[reef forge]

Bros tryna surpass me

[reef forge]

I need to get gaslighting lessons from luck

[minor pecan]

I don’t know how to gaslight

[plain marsh]

GASLIGHTER

[reef forge]

Bravo

[minor pecan]

😐

[reef forge]

Be my teacher

[plain marsh]

babe it’s not worth it

the worst part is he doesn’t even care

[reef forge]

Yea he is just playing around

Lil gaslighter

[rigid steeple]

@reef forge youre so good

[reef forge]

Dawg its not that good

😭

[rigid steeple]

i hope you'll never forget my name

[reef forge]

The whole world finna read my nerdy ass essay now damn

[rigid steeple]

you a star

[plain marsh]

it’s a cute essay

[reef forge]

Im not worried about copying lmao

Dmed

No more people

[minor pecan]

Send me to me

Send to me*

[rigid steeple]

you are not that much of a hater after second thoughts

[reef forge]

I know u not reading allat

[minor pecan]

True

[reef forge]

I will not provide you more trolling opportunities

.

[minor pecan]

I don’t troll though

[reef forge]

These other kids are pretty wholesome

I trust them

[minor pecan]

😐😐😐

You’re being deceived bro

[reef forge]

Its fine i alr submitted

[rancid mural]

we know that but its odd that ur here and not even considering an ivy 😭

there is no and

it was a statement

i never said u cant

i said its odd

[reef forge]

Lets defuse tensions

Everyone here needs to touch grass

All yall nerds

[rancid mural]

is there tension

[reef forge]

Yes

[rancid mural]

oh

i didnt know 💀

[reef forge]

Ye luck is this persons opp apparently

They beefin

Well this dude beefin

Luck dont gaf

[rancid mural]

ok

move on

talk abt harvard

[reef forge]

Lmaoooo same

Some indians beef doe

[reef forge]

Oh yea harvard

What a prestigious

Glorious

Regal

Royal

Institution

Dawg stop exposing my shit

Delete that

I sent it in dms for a reason

💀

[rancid mural]

DID U STEAL MY CONCEPT LMAO

[reef forge]

?

I mean i got in so idgaf

[rancid mural]

my caps is abt my namw

[reef forge]

I wrote this essay in august for a 250 word Georgetown supp

💀

[plain marsh]

imo the essay was actually pretty niche

it’s pretty good

and i usually don’t like essays like that

[reef forge]

It could be better tho

I agree

I wont be using it for any other schools

So it doesn’t matter

[plain marsh]

eh if it gets you in it gets you in

oh

im sure its good

[rancid mural]

after deadline day i shall share my essays

[reef forge]

Lets talk abt Harvard!

[minor pecan]

yo guys

apply to harvard

[rigid steeple]

dont compare yrslf to others

[rancid mural]

real

[rigid steeple]

its useless

[plain marsh]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

50 billion is ludicrous

[rancid mural]

about 400k of that 50b is paying for my education 💀

[rigid steeple]

this is propaganda

[plain marsh]

good for you

i hope you use the shit out of them

[rigid steeple]

I MEANT DONT

[minor pecan]

yo guys

don’t apply to brown

[reef forge]

Never donate to them

[plain marsh]

why are you obsessed with me

[plain marsh]

6 billion to 50 billion is kinda wild

[minor pecan]

😐😐

Oh

Wait

That’s a good thing

Good luck

[rigid steeple]

brown is so coquette with its open curriculum

[rancid mural]

ill only donate if i adopt a kid and theyre smart

[rigid steeple]

you cant change my mind

[plain marsh]

someone was putting bows on campus buildings

[reef forge]

I will be applying to Harvard and probably brown

[rigid steeple]

NO WAY

[minor pecan]

I was gonna say something

[reef forge]

I will be rejected from both

[plain marsh]

yeah.

[rigid steeple]

i love that person

[plain marsh]

it was actually my friend ^0^

people love to scatter things around the campus

[rigid steeple]

TELL HER/HIM THAT THEYRE AMAZING

[rancid mural]

bro my mom got lucky fr

[plain marsh]

I WILL TELL HER <33333

[minor pecan]

Not really. The marginal benefit exceeds the marginal costs of applying assuming you can receive some form of financial aid, which I believe applies to you.

[reef forge]

Quite nice icl would be such a shame if someone tore all of em down