Harvard University (2023-2024)

[pseudo hawk]

green leaf acting up /j

[reef forge]

💀

[rancid mural]

who worships him

i think we're equals

[pseudo hawk]

Enter Mrs. Luck

rip

[reef forge]

Pretty much the entire thread

Once they figured out he got into harvard

[rancid mural]

his common app essay was good

i knew him before harvard

[reef forge]

Are u his harvard buddy or sum

[rancid mural]

no i go to yale

we are sworn enemies

[reef forge]

U said u wouldnt say which school u go to

💀

[rancid mural]

i dont actually go to yale

my yale essays ate though

[reef forge]

I thought as much

[rancid mural]

amazing

[reef forge]

Did u get in

[rancid mural]

yes

too expensive though so i didnt go

[reef forge]

And you chose sum else over yale

Oh ok

[pseudo hawk]

you hate to see it

[reef forge]

Valid

[rancid mural]

correct

[minor pecan]

it’s yale

[frigid herald]

where did you choose

[reef forge]

He wont say

[rancid mural]

not telling

[frigid herald]

o

[rancid mural]

im a girl

bruh

[reef forge]

She

[rancid mural]

not again

[minor pecan]

lol

[rancid mural]

why does everything think im. man

this always happens

[frigid herald]

because your name is abcde

its gender neutral

therefore we assume man

[pseudo hawk]

there are pronoun roles though

[rancid mural]

thats so girly what

[pseudo hawk]

just check the profile

[reef forge]

Yea im sorry i didnt click on your profile

[frigid herald]

oh u right

[rancid mural]

do i not give feminine energy

i even type in lowercase now

[reef forge]

Not really

[minor pecan]

I was about to say this

You switched

[rancid mural]

its because im on my laptop

too lazy to capitalize

[minor pecan]

True

[pseudo hawk]

luck

do you know a jordy perchance

[reef forge]

how long is harvard winter break

[minor pecan]

No

[pseudo hawk]

k

[minor pecan]

20 days

[rancid mural]

no way

bro I have over a month

youre in the trenches

[minor pecan]

Well, my break is 20 days

regularly it is 1 month tho

im going back early

for some stuff

[rancid mural]

nerd stuff im sure

[minor pecan]

😵‍💫

[rancid mural]

im just wasting my time over break

before break i also wasted time

but now i feel less guilty about it

[reef forge]

That fucking sucks

[minor pecan]

I wasted time my entire life

[reef forge]

My high sxhool break is 18

[minor pecan]

now im gapped

[reef forge]

💀💀

[rancid mural]

bro got into harvard

[minor pecan]

that’s nothing

[pseudo hawk]

but at what cost?

[rancid mural]

if thats nothign then im in the negatives

[minor pecan]

nah

[mild pulsar]

[minor pecan]

Why are you even here bruh

Yale 28

😐

[reef forge]

Wait i forgot which other schools did u get into again

[rancid mural]

fraternizing with the enemy

[rancid mural]

every one he applied to

[minor pecan]

Couple other ivies

[cold quartz]

luck how do u like harvard

is it boring

[minor pecan]

it’s good

[rancid mural]

hows the food

are you eating good

[minor pecan]

the food is not great but still good enough

[rancid mural]

hm

[minor pecan]

do you bring packed lunches

like a kindergartener

[rancid mural]

yes most days

[minor pecan]

o wait

[rancid mural]

except a lot of days i forget

so i just starve

[minor pecan]

[rancid mural]

because the food on campus is nasty not worth the money

i always make my lunch and forget to put it in my bag

[minor pecan]

lmao

[reef forge]

Yale better

[rancid mural]

and my mom texts me that i forgot

[minor pecan]

ok then go there mf

get out of here

[rancid mural]

like obviously mother

[reef forge]

All dining hall food in every college is ass imo

[reef forge]

Im joking chill

[rancid mural]

not yale

[reef forge]

Im not that cracked

💀💀

[minor pecan]

I know

[reef forge]

Its fine

Lemme cope

Theres a reason im shotgunning

[rancid mural]

i left a2c reddit so long ago

[minor pecan]

what are you even planning on doing

[rancid mural]

i forgot how weird it is

[minor pecan]

Reddit is so bad

[rancid mural]

now im on r/premed which i have to say is not half bad

i like them

except they banned me for a week when i tried to ask a question

[reef forge]

Its somewhat helpful

Ngl

[rancid mural]

meh

it was weird

[minor pecan]

honestly im only here for the internships channel lol

the harvard thread is just the side quest

[reef forge]

What internship channel

Tf

[rancid mural]

not for you pookie

[reef forge]

Ok bookie

[pseudo hawk]

dookie

[rancid mural]

what is your major

[reef forge]

Dookie pookie

[minor pecan]

applied math

[rancid mural]

you wanna do quant still

[minor pecan]

idk

[frigid gate]

Ding!

Looks like someone's brought up quant again!

I think it’d be better if you analyzed some grass instead.

Used 1083 times.

[minor pecan]

im too dumb for it

[frigid herald]

lol

[rancid mural]

bro no youre not

[reef forge]

We know

[minor pecan]

I do too

[rancid mural]

if you wanted to you def could

[minor pecan]

true but I think that applies to everyone

[rancid mural]

not stupid people

[minor pecan]

did you know

my sister’s best friend

is a recruiter at a quant firm

so maybe

if i get smarter

i could do it

[rancid mural]

get her to hook you up

they have bad hours though dont they

quant people

[minor pecan]

ya but they pay 300k

[rancid mural]

i see

[minor pecan]

ill take the bad hours for 1-3 years and then get a chiller job

it’s worth

[rancid mural]

understandable

[pseudo hawk]

so true

[rancid mural]

my dad is trying to switch jobs because he hates his so much

but he doesnt wanna make less money

[minor pecan]

he’s 20 years in already though

isn’t it too late for bro

[rancid mural]

no like switch companies

[minor pecan]

oh ok

[rancid mural]

but hes not gonna find one with the same salary

[minor pecan]

understandable

[rancid mural]

but he like hates his company

and every day he complains about it like idk what to tell you bro

[minor pecan]

yeah i remember this conversation from last yr

[rancid mural]

yeah hes back at it LOL

[minor pecan]

he lets his anger out at home or something

[rancid mural]

hes not even angry anymore just depressed about it

[minor pecan]

aw

[rancid mural]

bro guess what happened

[minor pecan]

tell me

[rancid mural]

we were raking leaves and my sister left the rake on the drive way

my mom ran over it and punctured her tire

[minor pecan]

Lmao

[rancid mural]

my dad was livid

[minor pecan]

😳

[rancid mural]

but looking back its so funn

this was yesterday

[minor pecan]

oh lmao

[rancid mural]

raking leaves is stupid

[minor pecan]

you have your own car right

[rancid mural]

yes

except i lost it for 2 months

i got in an accident

[minor pecan]

huh

[rancid mural]

well someone hit me

[minor pecan]

are you ok

[rancid mural]

it wasnt my fauly

yeah im good

[minor pecan]

😟

[rancid mural]

a guy t boned me

i was going straight

on a green light

and he was turning left and he didnt yield

[minor pecan]

Ouch

[rancid mural]

but only the car was damaged so i was fine

[minor pecan]

ok that’s good

[rancid mural]

but the guy had fake insurance LMAOO

[minor pecan]

Wtf 💀

[rancid mural]

yeah we called the place they didnt know who he was

[minor pecan]

💀💀

That’s crazy

[rancid mural]

and he basically like left right after he hit me he was like "i need to pick up my baby mama"

i kid you not

he said that

and he just got in his car and left

[minor pecan]

💀💀💀

That’s crazier than the crash itself

[rancid mural]

yeah

if i wasnt bawling my eyes out it would have been funny

looking back its funny

[minor pecan]

yeah

[rancid mural]

that was 2 days before my first chem exam

[minor pecan]

Wait wait wait

What happened to your teacher

Is he still existing

[rancid mural]

which one

quran teacher

yes lolllll

he won a quran competiton

hes going to umrah for free

[minor pecan]

woah

[rancid mural]

left today

[minor pecan]

did he get married yet

[rancid mural]

still single

[minor pecan]

ah

lmao

[rancid mural]

i hope he makes duaa for a wife

[minor pecan]

No other option for bro at this point

[rancid mural]

he def will

hes only like 24 but hes just lonely

[minor pecan]

does he still cook

or have that company

[rancid mural]

yeah he does

[minor pecan]

that food was really fire

[rancid mural]

his food is still bad last i heard

[minor pecan]

bro what

it looked amazing

[rancid mural]

everyone thats tried it said it tastes mid

[minor pecan]

😵‍💫

[rancid mural]

he teaches at my cousins islamic school now

and he runs a cooking class

my cousin is in it

[minor pecan]

do you still go

or nah

[rancid mural]

to quran class?

[minor pecan]

ye

[rancid mural]

yeah twice a week

[minor pecan]

oh nice

[late zenith]

i need to start reading after apps

i stopped late 10th grade

idk why

[minor pecan]

oh well i think im gonna go study for my final again and then sleep

1 am 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[rancid mural]

good luckkk

you should sleep

[minor pecan]

nah

[rancid mural]

easy 4.0 you got it

[minor pecan]

the final is like 50% of the grade lol

[rancid mural]

50??

[minor pecan]

ya

[rancid mural]

well whats your grade for the other 50

[minor pecan]

i have a 94

[rancid mural]

thats good

is any 90 and above 4.0

[minor pecan]

nah

cutoff for As here is 93

[rancid mural]

oof

[minor pecan]

I don’t go to class so I lost attendance pts

😵‍💫

but oh well final should be light hopefully

[rancid mural]

why did you skip class

[minor pecan]

lecture is useless

[rancid mural]

i thought you were better than that

hey its not useless if you get points

[minor pecan]

I just got deja Vu from this message

I have definitely been here before

[pseudo hawk]

[rancid mural]

ive probably said that before

[minor pecan]

later abcde

[rancid mural]

now go sleep

[minor pecan]

good night

nah

[rancid mural]

good night

[radiant sorrel]

@rancid mural Who are u

This is the first time I have seen luck be nice to someone

Do u go to Harvard?

[late zenith]

I think she goes to UTD

It was like last year when the server was at its peak

A bunch of og left and she was one of them

[minor pecan]

she goes to mit

she’s my tutor

[bitter path]

Why do we only get 10% off on other items 😪

[rancid mural]

I do not

[rancid mural]

I'm me

[rancid mural]

I do not

[late zenith]

duke?

[reef forge]

She not gonna say

[cold quartz]

what type of student does harvard look for, like what student fit are they tryna find

[lament cypress]

rich

[strange wedge]

Cool people

[minor pecan]

rich people who tell cool stories and look decently smart on paper

[willow onyx]

!harvard

!harvardrd

!ivyday

[frigid gate]

Ivy Day Decision Date

Ivy Day decisions come out <t:1711666800:F> in your local time
3 months, 9 days and 5 hours until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[minor pecan]

!day everyone gets rejected

[frigid gate]

Ivy Day Decision Date

Ivy Day decisions come out <t:1711666800:F> in your local time
3 months, 9 days and 5 hours until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[pulsar pond]

just discovered the best medicine to stay awake

caffeine + exercising for a bit

that caffeine and adrenaline pump is no joke (probably what I will rely on during med school)

[wet light]

submitted harvard!!!!

[reef forge]

YaY

[cedar salmon]

0 response after 250 emails is crazy

must be a fucked email

are you sending it from an email address that’s like xx_goon_xx

do you have an awful profile pic then

[minor pecan]

Drop the email you’re sending

and consider using #🏹-extracurriculars cause people in there definitely know more about ECs and could likely offer better advice than me

[rancid mural]

do I give duke vibes fr

unc better

[rancid mural]

u give cool southern vibes but not like, asshole southern vibes

[rancid mural]

i live in the south

and i am cool so this is accurate

[gritty oak]

ABCDE??

omg queen i need to reply to your ig dms im so sorry 😭😭

[rancid mural]

kate i fear i got bored over break

[rancid mural]

its okay i know youre busy pookie

[gritty oak]

understandable…

do you have someone to text to keep you busy over break..

[rancid mural]

YES

PLS HELP ME

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

[gritty oak]

YASSS

[rancid mural]

im going so insane

[gritty oak]

omg i need to update you so much happened with the guy

[rancid mural]

YES

pls

[gritty oak]

have you seen him 👁️👁️

[rancid mural]

no

maybe tomorrow

but idk

im trying not to

because idk how to feel

[gritty oak]

oh???

[minor pecan]

kate X abcde

[rancid mural]

im so conflicted

[gritty oak]

we’re like this 🤞👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[rancid mural]

so real

[gritty oak]

is this what you ghost pinged me for luck

[minor pecan]

I didn’t ping you

well, i did just now but before that no

[pseudo hawk]

Do I give you southern vibes

[gritty oak]

oh wtf maybe it was the other luck

[reef forge]

You clearly havent been to the south smh

We are all about hospitality

Lemme defend my people

🤠

[cold quartz]

Top 3 things your roommates might like to know about you.

this essay...

https://tenor.com/ua2vwbXM6IR.gif

how are you even supposed to answer this prompt uniquely given the way its asked

[rancid mural]

just do a letter abt 3 things they'd wanna know

be quirky

[cold quartz]

what 3 things did u do

idk where to start with this

it feels like an interview question but u have to be haha quirky

[languid hill]

someone was saying it's just to weed out creeps (for stanford roommate essay)

but idk, i got deferred along with 83.06% of hahvahd rea apps 💀

[rancid mural]

1. i stay up late
2. im shy
3. i like smash bros

[cold quartz]

... I read the third one as "I like to smash bros"

[rancid mural]

LMFAO

my freshman english teacher also made that mistake

[languid hill]

this is such a good point, idky i blindly accepted that rip

maybe something to do with social skills? that's abt all i can think of

not really creepy

[rancid mural]

i have terrible social skills and got in 😎

[ashen carbon]

huh

i mean i feel like that’s something that’s debatable but if you wrote specifically about being shy then it’s not looking for that alone

[rancid mural]

i am just bad at socializing

i dont like it

[minor pecan]

just get good bro

[cerulean thorn]

luck alwasy menacing

on the spectrum is a crzy thing to say

[tall moat]

how do I find a list of Harvard clubs 💀

[cerulean thorn]

harvard website

lol im j sayin thooo

[tall moat]

It says I need a Harvard account

[haughty dew]

Did you get invited to noblitt?

[bitter path]

This is one of the best prompt imo, literally talk about anything that u want

[remote solstice]

starting my essays td

[pseudo hawk]

Bro I’m talking about competitive cheerleading, a lucky bobblehead, and powerlifting

[remote solstice]

talk about your quirks i think

is how to approach it

like what you can teach/contribute to the student body

is what they are looking for

and what u wanna learn

and u talk about 3?

like evenly spread out

cos it says top 3 things

not academic interests

general things you wanna share with the student body there

[rain frost]

yeah i did

we noblitted out here

its noblitty

[pseudo hawk]

Only 1 of these are an EC

[pseudo hawk]

There is literally a whole prompt dedicated to that

They are not, lol

you’re telling me you know myself better?

I only said I wrote about competitive cheer, not that I participate in it

Also

[rancid mural]

im curious, why r u in this channel if ur not applying to any t20 😭

ok but this is harvard

im just curious as to why u joined this one

[pseudo hawk]

This channel is by far the most unhinged and funny

[rancid mural]

some of yall need therapy

[pseudo hawk]

I change my mind

#1064652331779641374 is better

This is a close second

do NOT scroll up in planet fitness chat.

[jolly hinge]

I’m pulling data for all the ivy threads rn

Most active people, most active thread times, most used words

Stuff like that

I laid have most used reactions

[rancid mural]

shes been on discord since 2017

[jolly hinge]

I took like 3 years off

Only really started using discord in 2020

[rancid mural]

no

[jolly hinge]

No

[rancid mural]

how could her account be made in 2017 if discord was made in 2020....

[pulsar pond]

hello world how are we doing

time to get my daily activity up

[rancid mural]

bored

[pulsar pond]

stressed

[rancid mural]

i want it to be school time alrdy

[jolly hinge]

I’ll post some of the data once I have the ivies

[rancid mural]

no? 😭

[jolly hinge]

I might have individual Harvard data already actually

[rancid mural]

i think u did

u posted some earliee

[jolly hinge]

@ancient furnace stuff like this

[rancid mural]

i joined discord in like 2018

[pulsar pond]

i think i saw it

[jolly hinge]

I can also pull up individual people’s stats within each thread

[rancid mural]

do mine

[jolly hinge]

Which stats do you eant

[rancid mural]

what kind r there

[vague hemlock]

only kace from actives got in i think

lumina hld got deferred and mrs luck... vanished

[rancid mural]

manifesting 🔥

luck is a regular elsewhere

yes

[pulsar pond]

i'm so sad that Mrs Luck disappeared

legit tried to DM her but she didn't reply

[vague hemlock]

same

[pulsar pond]

i'm like actually concerned

[rancid mural]

cus afterward he went to the college kid channels

[vague hemlock]

i read her common app and it was so cool

even if she got rejected she's def going somewhere great

[jolly hinge]

• Most active times
• most used words and how much you used them and when you used them
• most used emojis (both in text and as reactions)
• people you mentioned the most
• messages you sent that people reacted to the most

[pulsar pond]

love how ppl just automatically know I'm active

muah

[rancid mural]

ooo most used words

not these channels

[stable pecan]

To stunt on Harvard applicants

[rancid mural]

the verified college kid channels

[rancid mural]

💀

[pulsar pond]

[cedar salmon]

do you have to commit to somewhere to join verified village

[jolly hinge]

yes

[cedar salmon]

😈

[vague hemlock]

someone's lazy to type full words

can you find someone's most used words like across the server not just a single thread

[rancid mural]

cant believe ive discussed my disdain for math 68 times in this thread

[jolly hinge]

id have to pull the data for the entire server which woudl take a few days minimum

idk if my laptop could handle it

[vague hemlock]

ohhhhh makes sense

[cedar salmon]

living in your head rent free

[jolly hinge]

im re-pulling all the ivies rn and its been taking quite a bit

[rancid mural]

whats the deadest ivy channel

[jolly hinge]

for that you can just check their counts

you dont need this scraper

[pulsar pond]

definitely not us

we successfully surpassed UPenn

[rancid mural]

did we

[pulsar pond]

by a large margin

[rancid mural]

what about cornell

[jolly hinge]

oh heres this

i can also see 212 people have typed in this thread ever

or 249 i cant tell

i see two numbers

[rancid mural]

the spike on decisions day 💀

[stable pecan]

Wonder If ivy day will beat it

[vague hemlock]

dartmouth lmao

brown second

[pulsar pond]

we shall wait

[stable pecan]

Fuck the intellectual experience essay

[pulsar pond]

oh hell yeah

[rancid mural]

i hated rhat one

[pulsar pond]

took me one week to write that

[ashen carbon]

wait why

[pulsar pond]

i had no idea what to do

[stable pecan]

I’m on spring break during ivy day so I can’t even distract myself with school

[jolly hinge]

luck has participated in the most # of convos in here with kace at 76

[ashen carbon]

the future one was so much harder

[pulsar pond]

i just went balling and talked about how i like planes

[stable pecan]

God forbid I don’t have that time

[ashen carbon]

i just wrote about a weird math topic lmao

[rancid mural]

i talked abt going to state > intl competition

[pulsar pond]

how do you check how a guy has participated in a convo

[stable pecan]

Kinda using that as a why major

[pulsar pond]

how do you define a convo?

[ashen carbon]

huh

[jolly hinge]

its on my stat thing and i can only see it for the top 20 people or so, but a convo counts as anything in a 30 minute gap

[stable pecan]

The future education

[ashen carbon]

i just listed a whole bunch of my interests

[ashen carbon]

no ik

[pulsar pond]

ah ok

that's reasonable

[ashen carbon]

and their activities

[vague hemlock]

i love the stanford intellectual experience one

[rancid mural]

i talked about research i wanted to do

[ashen carbon]

like a class, a center for interdisciplinary research, etc

yeahh

[vague hemlock]

i feel bad for mrs luck

[ashen carbon]

i wasn’t deep enough though

[rancid mural]

do all the ppl who left become long 💀

[cedar salmon]

bro how didnt mrs luck get in

[ashen carbon]

me too

[cedar salmon]

they literally had those two harvard students helping them

[jolly hinge]

wdym

[vague hemlock]

no its just default pfps

[rancid mural]

the pfp is stretched

[jolly hinge]

oh idk whats up with that lol

i think its if they have default pfp maybe

[rancid mural]

default is bevause they left

hog didnt have default

[pulsar pond]

same

[vague hemlock]

he did i think

[ashen carbon]

intl difficult

[rancid mural]

i thought he has some random dude

[cedar salmon]

not for me 🥱

[ashen carbon]

bruh

[pulsar pond]

mmmm among top 5 3 are Harvard/soon-to-be Harvard students

hoping i'd make it so that almost everybody will be Harvard ppl

ok idk about Hogwartian

[ashen carbon]

lmao

patterning

[stable pecan]

Never enough to make it

[pseudo hawk]

Power of delusion

I hate the commonapp red timer thingy

[errant phoenix]

how did June get deferred 😦

[frigid herald]

where did Mrs luck commit to

[errant phoenix]

Ngl I have no clue who Mrs Luck is

[frigid herald]

oh

she was here b4

I think Harvard was to her like MIT was for me

When we got deferred we were heartbroken

but idk she may just be examination nationing rn

[minor pecan]

Touch grass

[frigid herald]

your just mad because we’re talking about a different luck

go get another A2C girlfriend

[minor pecan]

I don’t really care

[minor pecan]

😐

[frigid herald]

lol

[minor pecan]

This is why you got deferred /s

[frigid herald]

ouch

[pseudo hawk]

Yikes

[bitter path]

Im embarrassed 🤧🥲

I need to move to the stanford one but that place feels hella scary

[jolly hinge]

I finished pulling the ivy stats btw

So I can compile the top people across all ivy threads

I’ll send later

Wanna get some other stuff done first

[bitter path]

I still am tryna find out if she got deferred or what

I volunteer as the recipient of the 50 dolla

[errant phoenix]

She did

[pseudo hawk]

I wonder what June’s up to now

[minor pecan]

i saw all of that @lofty depot

[cedar salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[lofty depot]

im no longer a mystery I guess 🫠

let me send my long awaited text then

Firstly, CONGRATULATIONS!!!! @rancid mural @bitter path @tropic plank I am super proud of you all 🙂

Secondly, to all of you who dmed me and asked how I was doing/where I was — LOVE YOU GUYS! And sorry, I couldn't respond. Special thanks to @pulsar pond @vague hemlock and @bitter path

As for my result, and as I had imagined as a 'no interview international applicant', I was DEFERRED @sick adder (yeah luck didn't help)

But in this past month, I had started working on my RD Applications and I found way better opportunities in other schools for me. I mean Harvard didn't even offer my intented major in Urban Planning, so who was I even kidding.
Basically, I am over Harvard (considering to not even submit a LOCI). I hate being someone's second choice anyway and I'm loving a few new schools already, so guess the harvard chapter closes hehe. [all this might be a lie but we move on]

Honestly, the only thing that makes me sad is that I might not be able to talk to you guys anymore Will miss yall!

huh that was long, read it guys! No TLDR!!

[toxic oar]

wtf

[lofty depot]

Ooo also my new pfp isn't for stanford or anything, it's my non profit logo 🙂

[minor pecan]

Huh

[lofty depot]

[jaunty umbra]

hey so i did the what life experiences will allow u to contribute to harvard

do i need to relate my experiences to harvard?

or can i just talk about them and how i would contribure?

[rancid mural]

uh

id say yes

i talked abt clubs harvard has

and how being in them would benefit me and i would benefit them

[jaunty umbra]

hi i think mit has a good urban planning program, same as usc

[rancid mural]

merch coming right before christmas

[reef forge]

Yay

What did u get?

[stable pecan]

I feel like I don't have space to not just list em

[haughty dew]

SAMEE.

[stable pecan]

urgh

why couldnt it be 250!

[rancid mural]

this hoodie and a keychain thing

[stable pecan]

80 bucks. whew im sweating

[minor pecan]

you got ripped off so hard

[jaunty umbra]

wheres the list of harvard student orgs? i cant find it anywhere bc i go on the website and click orgs then it makes me login w/a harvard id

[mint portal]

if you're a harvard student you should be able to see the list of organizations open to you

[jaunty umbra]

im not, trying to write the essay

[minor pecan]

that hoodie is like $35

or smth

last time i bought it

inflation ig

[mint portal]

someone's tryna perform arbitrage

getting ready forthat quant career

[jaunty umbra]

where is ittttt

[reef forge]

80 bucks?!?!??!

They fr robbed you

[rancid mural]

IT WAS THE COOLEST LOOKING ONE

[reef forge]

It looks nice quality

[rancid mural]

the others were ugly

also i didnt pay $80 i payed $60

[mint portal]

kace never settles for less

[reef forge]

But blue just looks wrong for harvard

[mint portal]

just like a harvard lawyer

[reef forge]

Harvard hoodies shouldnt be blue

[rancid mural]

yes they should

tue others were ufly

w the big ass letters

[jaunty umbra]

WHERES THE STUDENT ORGANIZATION LIST FOR HARVARD

[mint portal]

harvard sweaters should be black and gold

imo

imagine this with a harvard logo

would go crazy

[rancid mural]

gross

guys i need a normal ppl watch where can i get a watch

[rocky yarrow]

do you think i can take stuff from stanford's roomate essay for harvard's, or are they different things?

[rancid mural]

prolly

[mint portal]

they're the same thing

harvard just changed it a little

so that you talk about three specific things

i know some people do weird shit with their stanford roommate essay so they cant change it over

but if you wrote your letter like a normal person you should have a couple of things about yourself

[rocky yarrow]

ok

but i kinda put surface level stuff for stanford's one

like i basically said stuff that a roomate would know like my schedule and what i do

idk if that's good enough for harvard's

[rancid mural]

i refuse to believe anyone has ever bought this

[pseudo hawk]

thats so ugly

wtf

and pretentious

[rancid mural]

they slap the logo on anything ig 💀

[stable pecan]

any tips im feeling defeated by these supps

[mint portal]

write

cry

eat

[stable pecan]

real

[pseudo hawk]

the price tho

[bitter path]

If that’s how u talk with ur friends then it’s probably fine ig but better to make it as personal as possible

[pseudo hawk]

don't write the harvard supp like a letter tho

just list

[bitter path]

Like I personally spoke about my obsession with this weird meal combo, how I rlly enjoy doing my own nails and that im looking forward to doing my roommates 💀 and etc

[pseudo hawk]

quite quirky and human

[pseudo hawk]

im writing about competitive cheerleading, a lucky bobblehead, and powerlifting

[rancid mural]

why no letter

[minor pecan]

bro’s a cheerleader

[rancid mural]

letter is perfectly fine

the whole point of that supp is to be creative

[rancid mural]

luck did u only get 1 decision guess wrong for rea

june

[tropic plank]

Ty

[pseudo hawk]

EM told me not to write it in a letter

[pseudo hawk]

my mom owns a competitive cheer gym

and i have 3 sisters that compete

[minor pecan]

Nah I think I got more wrong

idk

[pseudo hawk]

im roped in whether i want to or not

[minor pecan]

I wasn’t really predicting anyone

[rancid mural]

why tho

like what was the reasoning

[pseudo hawk]

i think his reasoning was that AOs might read it and be like "they copied and pasted it from their stanford app, they're not putting in the effort"

something like that

cuz they stanford app is a letter to the roommate while the harvard app is just what a roommate may want to know about you

[rancid mural]

i doubt they care 😭

[pseudo hawk]

who knows

i trust EM more than myself

[rancid mural]

just say "the first thing you may want to know is"

[pseudo hawk]

thats what i changed it to

I really started it off with "Hey, Bunkie!"...

trying to be too quirky..

[rancid mural]

id share mine but im still too paarnoid 💀

[pseudo hawk]

dms then

i won't leak

actually no

[rancid mural]

sure

[pseudo hawk]

you've said what u wrote multple times

[rancid mural]

ya 💀

[late zenith]

smash bro shy and smth else

[pseudo hawk]

u can still if u want

[late zenith]

sleeping

lol

[rancid mural]

yes

[mint portal]

did EM actually say that

[rancid mural]

it was a v simple letter

[mint portal]

i find it hard to believe he said that

[rancid mural]

yeah same that seems weird when the whole point is creativity 💀

[pseudo hawk]

okay well i butchered what he said somewhere

[late zenith]

it doesnt rlly matter if anything writing it as a letter is j more quirky idk

[rancid mural]

a list just seems unauthentic

[pseudo hawk]

but we discussed on monday

[mint portal]

i remember i was talking to him a while ago

and he was telling me how the shape of your text on the page actually matters

and he was like don't make a list (this was for stanford roommate essay)

[pseudo hawk]

right

[mint portal]

cuz it makes your reader's eyes gloss over the material

if i show you a list like

[pseudo hawk]

you have to understand that the prompts are worded differently

[mint portal]

1. big seggs
2. amongus chungus
3. skibidi toilet
4. ohio rizz

[pseudo hawk]

sometimes they also have different meanings

[mint portal]

you start not looking at that shit

properly

[rancid mural]

mine was so fucking cringy

[pseudo hawk]

which i find bullshit

[rancid mural]

how did i get in

💀

[mint portal]

u built different

ong

[pseudo hawk]

k now im curious

@rancid mural dm me?

i wanna read

[mint portal]

do it after admissions

ngl

[pseudo hawk]

i have no reason to critique 💀 you got in

[mint portal]

we don't want plagiarism

[rancid mural]

after the deadline i'll share

[mint portal]

yea

[pseudo hawk]

fair enough

❤️

[rancid mural]

thought u were talking to KSI ngl 💀

[minor pecan]

should’ve hired me bro

I got 100% success rate

[pseudo hawk]

why would i want you to read my essays

[minor pecan]

well, do you want to go to harvard or no

[rancid mural]

i should send a thank u message to my consultants but idk how to say it

"yo thanks for the free acceptance"

[pseudo hawk]

sure

i mean

there's a professor i wanna learn from specifically

[opal night]

Just thank them for their help

[minor pecan]

Nerd ass mf bruh

[pseudo hawk]

i guess

probably one of the only mfs in the RD batch that wants to major econ not soley for the money

[rancid mural]

i mentioned profs in the future education essay abt what i wanna research

[pseudo hawk]

I mean

The whole reason I got interested in econ is because of a harvard professor's work

soooooooooooooo

[minor pecan]

Which

You better not say furman or liabson

[bitter path]

Told me i was gonna get rejected

[pseudo hawk]

dr robin s lee

[minor pecan]

o

[rancid mural]

oh 💀

[minor pecan]

idk who that is

[pseudo hawk]

he teaches undergrad / grad econ

specifically industrial organization

which is litty

[bitter path]

Had me crying in the corner

[pseudo hawk]

cuz i wanna study that

[rancid mural]

luck did u predict yes for anyone but me and june, im p sure u gave everyone else the ngmi treatment 💀

[reef forge]

Fr im struggling to stay awake and write these stanford supps

[rancid mural]

why did u rea gtown and not stan

was it for ea'ing other privs

[minor pecan]

I thought hld had a chance

but guess I was wrong

[reef forge]

Because im not good enough for t10

[minor pecan]

maybe he gets in rd who knows

Idk, im not ao

[stable pecan]

duke defeated me

[minor pecan]

Can’t say anything for sure

[opal night]

Duke’s was very chill

[reef forge]

If u write stanford first u can copy paste 2/3 essays

Why us duke community isnt too bad

[stable pecan]

read the room ruby!!!!!!

[reef forge]

I love why us essays

[stable pecan]

bro me and stanny r fighting

[opal night]

^^

[reef forge]

So easy to write

[opal night]

I don’t

[reef forge]

I hate diversity essays

[opal night]

Every single one I’ve written for each school is different

[reef forge]

They are so forced

[opal night]

I just copy and paste this one

[reef forge]

THATS THE POINT RUBY

[rancid mural]

HeatHST

oh

i meant WHAT

[opal night]

No like every single format and everything 😭

[reef forge]

Kace i wish i had enough confidence to EA or ED to my actual top schools lmao

[opal night]

Exactly like I wanted to copy and paste and just change a few details but noooo

[rancid mural]

a lot of my harvard essays started w my qb essays

[opal night]

You should have it’s not even about confidence

[bitter path]

Well RD is ur time to shine

[rancid mural]

why not shoot ur shot

[reef forge]

Im not good enough dawg

[opal night]

It’s just giving it a shot and knowing that you did your best

[minor pecan]

Stop being a bitch bro

[stable pecan]

community essay my bae

i have 2 variations of it

[bitter path]

U wont know until u shoot ur shot mf

[reef forge]

I thought i had a chance at Georgetown which is why i applied

[rancid mural]

okay luck say it nicer 💀

[reef forge]

Im not fucking outrageous

Enough

[pseudo hawk]

he's just being blunt

do you know nothing about luck

[reef forge]

I wasnt talking to you masshole

Luck is #1 masshole

[minor pecan]

You got into UT mccombs non auto

[rancid mural]

masshole is crazy

[minor pecan]

which has less than 10% acc rate or some shit

Idk what you’re smoking

[frigid gate]

#📜-rules

​Rule 1: Be Nice

​Please respect all members of the community. Disruptive, aggressive, disrespectful, creepy, or otherwise obnoxious behavior is prohibited. Hate speech and slurs within the community, whether via server messages or profiles, are absolutely not tolerated.

[stable pecan]

😞

[reef forge]

Bertha its fine

[stable pecan]

spread kindness not hate

[reef forge]

Let me hate

[minor pecan]

What do you lose by just applying

[reef forge]

Let him hate

Its all good

Hating is better anyways

[errant phoenix]

He is applying

[reef forge]

Being fake nice is boring

[errant phoenix]

just not early

[stable pecan]

im a mod now

[minor pecan]

^

[reef forge]

Kirk gets it

[minor pecan]

I mean at the end of the day I don’t really care

[reef forge]

Having a good option early is key for me

[reef forge]

Facts

[minor pecan]

whatever you want to do is up to you

[reef forge]

Keeping it a buck is always best

[reef forge]

Oh yea

[gritty oak]

@lofty depot don’t request peoples venmo info bruh

[reef forge]

U have to be big nerd

[bitter path]

If u get into all ur schools RD, who u gonna choose??

[reef forge]

LMFAOOOK

[reef forge]

One of my top 5 idk which ngl i would be so torn

[pseudo hawk]

I could use the money bruh

[reef forge]

Penn stanford columbia harvard duke

[stable pecan]

need that kind of problem FR

[reef forge]

Fr

[pseudo hawk]

my tire got shredded last night

i need money for a new tire

[errant phoenix]

i need to pay my speeding ticket

[reef forge]

Im alr having a tough tiem and i didnt even grt into any of my top 5 😭

I think my essays have gotten better over time

Im glad i didnt ed penn

[bitter path]

Should I apply to more schools?? Harvard tryna be a hater and not give me aid

[errant phoenix]

me eding penn made me fuck up mich, uva, and usc

and UT

[rancid mural]

literally what do i do for the next 2 weeks

[reef forge]

Imo do it to be safe

[errant phoenix]

but somehow i got UT mccombs

[rancid mural]

i hare being out of school

[reef forge]

Did u not try on those other oness

[minor pecan]

You’re not getting aid anywhere if you got nothing from harvard 😐

[bitter path]

Would i even qualify for aid at other schools if i didn’t for harvard

[minor pecan]

Rich mf

Loaded intls

[errant phoenix]

eh cookie cutter

[reef forge]

And 40 acres semi

[errant phoenix]

but im j saying

[rancid mural]

u tried to hide ur dads buisness obviously ur not getting aid 💀

[errant phoenix]

i couldve done better

[bitter path]

😔

I thought i was sleek

[errant phoenix]

Bro u are not getting aid

[minor pecan]

Apply Princeton if anything

They got highest aid cutoff or smth

[bitter path]

Lemme see how much 🥲

[errant phoenix]

Marginally higher than the rest

[rancid mural]

full aid >>

[bitter path]

Still crying over this 😔

[errant phoenix]

full pay <<

[minor pecan]

Full pay but it makes no dent in your income >

[rancid mural]

get ur dad to pay half or sum

[errant phoenix]

thats why im full pay lol

or id be looking at UT

[reef forge]

Ok big guy we get it

Not all of us have daddys money

[rancid mural]

someone gotta start robinhooding these a2cers

[reef forge]

No ur going to wharton

[reef forge]

Lmfaoooo

[ashen carbon]

i think williams might give more

the liberal arts schools are richer

bc fewer students

[rancid mural]

cus less applicants and kids to pay for

[reef forge]

Bro harvards aid is insane, if the npc is accurate id only have to pay 8k a year including room and board

[ashen carbon]

yeah

[errant phoenix]

Holy

[rancid mural]

i pay $0 💀

[reef forge]

I would never

[ashen carbon]

williams promises debt free

harvard does not

[bitter path]

Mannn i was delulu thinking i was gonna get full aid cuz they finna base it off my income 🤧🤧 what was I thinking kmt

[reef forge]

At emory usc nyu my expected is 60k

Or 65k

[rancid mural]

that doesnt mean they'll give u a full ride just cus u ask for it

[stable pecan]

jesus

[rancid mural]

wtf

[stable pecan]

how the fck does it go from 65k to 8k

[reef forge]

Middle class problems

Worst range

[minor pecan]

Harvard calculates aid differently

[mint portal]

what the fuck is going on here

[minor pecan]

Penn wanted like 40k from me

[rancid mural]

harvatd doesnt consider student money im p sure

[reef forge]

Not poor enough for great aid not rich enough to not have to worry

[rancid mural]

just assets

im so happy i got the best aid package 💀 i mean they didnt rlly have a choice but still

[errant phoenix]

an investment account is an asset?

[reef forge]

I thought it was 2.5k

[errant phoenix]

right

[rancid mural]

3.5k is what harvard doesnt cover

[ashen carbon]

join rotc LMAO

[rancid mural]

the gov covers that

[opal night]

Me asf

[errant phoenix]

rotc still comp and he prob doesnt want to go reserves

[opal night]

Glad ucs exist!

[pseudo hawk]

It can be

[ashen carbon]

yeah was a joke

[errant phoenix]

i mean it IS an asset

[rancid mural]

i get full pell grant which covers the 3.5k and will leave me w 1.5k for electronics

[errant phoenix]

i dont see why harvard wouldnt consider a student's custodial account an asset

[pseudo hawk]

my bad. tone doesn't go through text well, lol

[reef forge]

Fuck that ill just pay 30k at UT austin

For me its t10 or bust if im being honest

[errant phoenix]

tfw when $10k is tuition and the other $20k is housing

[pseudo hawk]

just don't let them know about it 🤫

[ashen carbon]

nah bro don’t you want to be legally bound to the united states space force

[reef forge]

Tuition is around 12k now

[errant phoenix]

of course everything is in a trust

no need to report!!

[reef forge]

Bro i dont wanna be the first mufucka drafted when we go into ww3

[rancid mural]

will i get judged if i pull up to the harvard-yale game w headphones on 💀

[pseudo hawk]

use a rathole

[reef forge]

Yes

Weirdo

Im alr judging you

[minor pecan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1093746852131782737/1182898285908873256/image.png?ex=658f9960&is=657d2460&hm=16e2ef6eb016de82240c9cc99b884ccfc0715e0e307bdffd7ded984c1a3cd00b&

[pseudo hawk]

i mean, why would u pull up to a sporting event with that anyways

[minor pecan]

@mint portal

[rancid mural]

cus i wanna experience the game

i csnt just not go

[late zenith]

u wont hear anything

[rancid mural]

[rancid mural]

yes thats good

i will still hear some

[minor pecan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1093746852131782737/1187034082115342387/image.png?ex=65956aa3&is=6582f5a3&hm=db899e33ab9075d7f90dd6c237e7a4b11514853391c59818d6d354e704f390c1&

[late zenith]

then how would u expereince the game

[minor pecan]

@mint portal

[rancid mural]

it will be dampened enough that it is safe

[minor pecan]

solve for me

thanks

[mint portal]

you want me to do this shit?

hold on

[pseudo hawk]

why do you wanna wear headphones tho

do you have sensitive hearing?

[mint portal]

is this modulo 3a + 4?

or what

[minor pecan]

Ye

[rancid mural]

ASD

[errant phoenix]

@rancid mural wyd if u see this shit

[mint portal]

who the fuck writes it like that

[rancid mural]

dropping out

[reef forge]

Whats asd

[pseudo hawk]

ear plugs are less suspicious!