Harvard University (2023-2024)

[minor pecan]

delete 4

[pulsar pond]

I already did almost 10 supp essays

[minor pecan]

nah but actually

[plush loom]

only apply harvard yale penn cornell

[minor pecan]

if you guys need essay review

dm me

[lofty depot]

cornell's 650 word being the only exception

[minor pecan]

!!!

[mint portal]

the number 4 kind of scares me

ngl

i really dont like it

[pulsar pond]

I can't wait for you to shit on my essays

[mint portal]

maybe its my chinese roots

[plush loom]

can u review my essays

[lofty depot]

last thing I'd do in life

[minor pecan]

😐😐😐😐

[pulsar pond]

yeah that;s why i totally aint lying when 4 means death

[mint portal]

werent u trying to review other peoples essays

[lofty depot]

can you dm me yours??

[minor pecan]

This is logical

[mint portal]

what about stanford

[pulsar pond]

yes can I do so too

[minor pecan]

trade for trade

[plush loom]

yea but i gave up im too busy now

[lofty depot]

I'm not that cracked

[pulsar pond]

I love being wrecked mentally

yay

[minor pecan]

Just dm me

[plush loom]

nah ivy only

[minor pecan]

within next 24 hrs

[plush loom]

also get into all four of them

[lofty depot]

i hate facing harvard smart kids

[mint portal]

bruh

[plush loom]

it’s apparently easy asf

[mint portal]

do u have a vendetta

against stanford

[minor pecan]

stanford is good

but the app is too long

[plush loom]

stanford is good

[mint portal]

stanford is elite

[plush loom]

but the app is too long

[mint portal]

west coast goes strong

[mint portal]

it took me forever ong

[minor pecan]

East coast best coast

[mint portal]

i thought every school was gonna be like that

[plush loom]

you need to maximize where you get financial aid and use your time effectively

[mint portal]

the harvard essays are also so fucking ass

by ass i mean long

[lofty depot]

is that an ultimatum for me?

[minor pecan]

yeah

[plush loom]

mrs. luck is definitely a dude ngl

[minor pecan]

Yeah

There’s no way it’s a girl

[lofty depot]

650 words about one thing and 200 words about 5 things are two really diff things

[lofty depot]

bro why

I mean I don't hate it

[mint portal]

one's 1000 words one's 650 words

simple as that

[lofty depot]

I've successfully fooled a harvard and wharton kid lol

[plush loom]

ur catfishing luck but what u don’t know is he would like it more if u were a guy

[lofty depot]

is there a special ticket to these schools that comes along?

[lofty depot]

I am not a guy

why am I even saying this

[mint portal]

what color is your lotus evora

[pulsar pond]

looking at the app makes me want to quit immediately

[minor pecan]

Look dm @plush loom

[lofty depot]

take it however u want lol

[pulsar pond]

but maybe uchicago does a better job on dissuading me

[lofty depot]

what's that now?

[mint portal]

lol what

how do you not know what a lotus is

[lofty depot]

what's with this secret talks now

[lofty depot]

a flower?

[minor pecan]

It’s about you

[mint portal]

have u never seen this shit before

am i tripping

[minor pecan]

How’d you get a pic of my car bruh

[lofty depot]

harvard and wharton ppl discussing me? I should be the next president huh

[mint portal]

shows how cheap you are 😤

[lofty depot]

just did

[mint portal]

personally this is my car i use to flex:

🥱

[minor pecan]

I already own that one

[mint portal]

what about this one @minor pecan

this one's my favorite

[minor pecan]

Pic doesn’t load

[mint portal]

too expensive for you 😤

[minor pecan]

is it the krabby patty car?

[mint portal]

no

[minor pecan]

o

[mint portal]

that one's a rare item

[lofty depot]

why we talking cars here, its supposed to be about HARVARD

[mint portal]

carvard

[minor pecan]

this is nice and all

but what color is your Bugatti?

[minor pecan]

i don’t swing that way

you stay safe tho

[mint portal]

wahts yours

[lofty depot]

when we talk about Harvard again, just ping me guys, thanks

[minor pecan]

I heard harvard likes people who talk about cars

[mint portal]

i heard harvard likes people who are rich and have fancy cars

[minor pecan]

It shows that you have interests outside of academics

and you have the drive and determination to pursue your dreams to eventually better your life

[mint portal]

whats ur fav bugatti model

[lofty depot]

i'm not and I have none thanks

[mint portal]

cars drive

cars determine

cars pursue

cars drream

oh dreaamm

[plush loom]

auto reject sorry

[mint portal]

oh sapnap!

[lofty depot]

yeah I have interest outside academics, it's YOU

[plush loom]

W rizz

[lofty depot]

[minor pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/lego-batman-falls-in-love-close-up-gif-15191490740796280635

[bitter path]

Thought u were old money, with a daddy who’s a donor and u owning half the buildings at harvard, bugatti is too new money for u no?

[minor pecan]

(Jkjk)

[plush loom]

luck this is not very halal

[mint portal]

are u like a math genius or something

[plush loom]

yes i am

[mint portal]

are you fr

[plush loom]

ye

[minor pecan]

dad bought me the wrong birthday present

[lofty depot]

@minor pecan atleast send me you common app essay?

[mint portal]

can i give u a math problem ive been stuck on

i need rigorous proof

[minor pecan]

Send yours

[mint portal]

i have numerically found the answer but id like a viable synthetic solution

[minor pecan]

I’m not the one who needs help

[lofty depot]

I need reference work you see

[mint portal]

dont plagiarize

💀

ill give u a couple of well-writen things to read if u want

[lofty depot]

I don't really need help. I already had two talented Harvard kids review my essay so I'm chill

but haven't had the chance to review an admits essay

i mean read

[lofty depot]

why would I💀

[plush loom]

tbh i was lying idek what that means

[lofty depot]

I've already sent my Harvard app anyway

[lofty depot]

go ahead

[minor pecan]

[pulsar pond]

fuck I pressed a wrong button and I lost 3 paragraphs worth of progress for my uc questions

[minor pecan]

Ctrl z

[stable pecan]

just undo

unless u were writing directly on the UC page 💀

[lofty depot]

damn did I hurt your feelings?

[minor pecan]

I don’t have any

[cedar salmon]

damn bros got the dream team

[lofty depot]

[bitter path]

Gurl aren’t u international, why u applying to UCs

[lofty depot]

I do, one of their college reaction video literally crossed half million

[minor pecan]

you better get in then

[lofty depot]

@plush loom did you submit your resume to wharton?

[lofty depot]

pray for me 🙂

also if my research paper has been published in a Stanford Journal, do my chances increase for Stanford?

[pulsar pond]

i'm domestic with foreign credentials

also i have parental pressure to apply

i've said many times here that I likely just won't be going anyway if I have the option

[mint portal]

https://www.commentary.org/articles/andre-aciman/stendhal-on-macdougal-street/
https://theamericanscholar.org/intimacy/
https://www.nytimes.com/2001/11/11/magazine/the-way-we-live-now-11-11-01-lost-and-found.html?unlocked_article_code=PpIkp0uJ_9zk63z-nxCQ4b7VGtD21TX_S9FGcPfsqMyvkToP9gevGBfh8TShOjiUdVTBKxu7Uaq5YTZP9he7qLe0BJGh1t3ap2wUawQfXtlFEOiuE7Pk35AE4xPHO6Lz8E-quarAKVxg9fE1dlZWoAgzhV32m_WQiBDeStfUpRwSSy1qIHGMWvBIOibVNagT6yVvjxNHQIR1ExyNM7K0Bdx50sqjGs4RsfFxptHm70SXSebdZXIQmsbvDDrewBOucjW2iCn2pHqHDQ89HyUDGCMtvaO1c-vdfKwpX_ah62zovkD17zwu4aAuAp3d0zOPmQO1SZrvPFBwgMCFfKhOgwO-BF-fzp-Ifwa-a84YCCPmQ8P8JZ8&smid=url-share
https://thepointmag.com/examined-life/my-beautiful-friend/
https://d242fdlp0qlcia.cloudfront.net/uploads/2015/09/22211308/joan-didion-goodbye-to-all-that-1.pdf
https://sfuadadvancedcnf.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/under-the-influence-scott-russell-sanders.pdf

[minor pecan]

Imagine this luck impostor is actually cracked

[mint portal]

all fantastic personal essays

[minor pecan]

That would be funny

[mint portal]

which stanford journal

[lofty depot]

do I have to reveal that 💀

[mint portal]

i was j wondering

[lofty depot]

damn thanks!

[plush loom]

no

idt they review it anyway

[lofty depot]

good to hear

[lofty depot]

it's their science journal

[minor pecan]

[lofty depot]

what's with your look now

[mint portal]

what's its impact afctor

*factor

[minor pecan]

what’s your intended major

[plush loom]

econ

say econ

[lofty depot]

ok I'll tell

econ, env science and urban studies

[pulsar pond]

can't undo

I hit the don't save button unconsiously

[lofty depot]

as u say

[minor pecan]

econ

econ

Econ

economic

[plush loom]

econ

[stable pecan]

what r u writing on

[minor pecan]

Econ

[plush loom]

we better

stupid cs nerd

[pulsar pond]

question 6

[mint portal]

does stanford even have a science journal

[stable pecan]

no like common app? a docs?

[lofty depot]

and does the fact I've worked on a research project with a Harvard prof. also increase my admission chance?

[mint portal]

ive never heard of it and i work with environmental engineering and urban planning

[plush loom]

no

[pulsar pond]

UC essays

[plush loom]

bro just flexing atp

[mint portal]

maybe not to harvard

it could probably help?

[lofty depot]

it does, why would I lie

[mint portal]

it really depends on what you did with the professor

if u just ran errands there's not much to be said

[minor pecan]

yo i think im getting rizzed @plush loom

[stable pecan]

no like did u write on common app r UC

[minor pecan]

jk jk

[lofty depot]

harvard gsd prof

[stable pecan]

justice for errand boys

[pulsar pond]

both

[plush loom]

you are

[pulsar pond]

my common app was done ages ago

[stable pecan]

like directly on it? yeah if so no hope

i thought u wrote on a docs

[pulsar pond]

it's fine

I wrote on a docs

[stable pecan]

cuz you can restore docs / word

bro u canrestor it?

[pulsar pond]

I just lost like 3 paragraphs

[mint portal]

what did you do there

[pulsar pond]

can't resotre

restore

[stable pecan]

yes u can

[minor pecan]

just go to version history

[lofty depot]

urban planning

[stable pecan]

just open previous versions

[pulsar pond]

i shut off the auto backup

[minor pecan]

ctrl z

[mint portal]

i mean what did YOU do

lol

[pulsar pond]

won't let me click

[bitter path]

Partner at a BB by 30 🫡

[lofty depot]

lol

[minor pecan]

spam ctrl z

if that doesn’t work then you’re just noob

[lofty depot]

do I send u my EC description now?

[stable pecan]

this thing

the rewind button

[mint portal]

i was curious

u can send if u want

[pulsar pond]

I was using word

[cedar salmon]

bros really got the goon squad on the case huh

[lofty depot]

wait I will dm

[plush loom]

nah i wanna be someone important, im going private

[pulsar pond]

and I disabled the auto back up

[minor pecan]

bro dm it to him but not me @lofty depot

GG

[pulsar pond]

so when I pressed don't save

I was doomed

[lofty depot]

I trust him

[pulsar pond]

but it's ok

[lofty depot]

[minor pecan]

😐😐

[lofty depot]

idc about this face

u ain't got feelings

[minor pecan]

yeah true idrc

@plush loom say yes

[plush loom]

yes

luck doesnt have feelings

[minor pecan]

but tell her to censor it

[plush loom]

he wont give me his insta

[minor pecan]

can’t give out important things for free

[plush loom]

OH U MEANT WHAT I SENT

[minor pecan]

bruh

[plush loom]

i said hell no

[cedar salmon]

complete lack of rizz

[minor pecan]

it’s emre

what did you expect

[plush loom]

YOU FREAKS WANNA SEE FEET???

[cedar salmon]

no but you couldve turned it into something

[stable pecan]

go to VV

[plush loom]

cox isnt verified

[minor pecan]

These noobs not verified

[plush loom]

facts

noobs

[cedar salmon]

yeah fr get me that

honorary verified

[plush loom]

get into school

little shitter

[cedar salmon]

i cant bro

how can i compete against people with consultants who have like a million views bro

[plush loom]

have luck be ur consultant

bro is more cracked than 99% of consultants

[cedar salmon]

oh fr

he goes to stanford right?

[mint portal]

he goes to mcdonalds junior

[plush loom]

^

hes a maccas employee

[lofty depot]

damn I am no competition chill

[obtuse pine]

@minor pecan were you accepted REA

[minor pecan]

Yeah

[obtuse pine]

When you get interview?

[minor pecan]

a few days after applying

[lofty depot]

na that's not true

[minor pecan]

nov6 or so

[lofty depot]

ppl in my area got there's in nov end

[minor pecan]

your area is shit

[rancid mural]

most ppl get it early nov

domestics

[plush loom]

if u havent got an interview yet ur cooked

[rancid mural]

Mine was mid november

wasnt super soon after

like 2 weeks

[obtuse pine]

I feel like it means I’m gonna get deferred

[minor pecan]

most likely

[obtuse pine]

Cause like I live in northeast so like why wouldn’t I get one

[minor pecan]

no interview usually means defer or reject

cause they try to interview everyone

at least that’s what i know

[obtuse pine]

pain

[plush loom]

if u dont venmo me $100 you are guaranteed rejection

[mint portal]

Think its also alumni availability

[minor pecan]

I doubt there’s a lack of alumni in the northeast

especially with zoom nowadays

[rancid mural]

this is luck being srs btw, theres plenty of ppl who get deferred then get interviewed during the regular round

its not too late to get an interview though, dec 14 aint too far away

[minor pecan]

I’m always serious

I don’t know why you guys don’t trust me

[rancid mural]

theres virtual, it just may be delayed

i believe mine was delayed because they had to manage yo find a harvard alumni who used to live near me

[lofty depot]

u the same guy who writes (jkjk) afer every text??

[rancid mural]

started with in person, no one

then moved to virtual when there were no ppl here

[minor pecan]

Yep, that’s me

(jkjk)

[rancid mural]

Alabama doesnt have a large interviewer capacity

so i expected mine to be delayed some

[lofty depot]

how serious of u

[minor pecan]

nah but in all seriousness

if you guys need actual questions answered

message abnon not me

he knows more

I’m just a noob

[lofty depot]

who's that?

can you ping him?

[bitter path]

@jolly lichen

[lofty depot]

i have some questions

[lofty depot]

oh he's in Harvard too?

[minor pecan]

he graduated

[bitter path]

Yepp

[minor pecan]

he’s a boomer

he’s also the goat of harvard

[plush loom]

LOL

[minor pecan]

i should also point out that u shouldn’t ping him with obvious questions

[pulsar pond]

:PPP

[mint portal]

Yea

[plush loom]

who would win in a fight, luck or abnon

[mint portal]

Abnon

[minor pecan]

@jolly lichen

[plush loom]

damn wtf

[minor pecan]

He’s jacked

[plush loom]

fr?

[minor pecan]

Yeah

6’5 jacked

and makes bank

[plush loom]

aight ur capping buddy

[minor pecan]

dude’s the full package

nah

[mint portal]

Benches 405

[pulsar pond]

i wonder when will America wake up from this horrendous college admissions process

[rancid mural]

wdym wake up

[mint portal]

Just kidding idk how much he benches

[plush loom]

i swear ive seen a pic of abnon standing next to people before and he wasnt 6’5

[pulsar pond]

it's getting more and more toxic year by year

why is this fine

[minor pecan]

The people next to him were 6’2

I know what pic you’re talking about

[rancid mural]

thats just a thing about people

[pulsar pond]

it's killing people with the lack of clarity in the admissions process

[rancid mural]

doesnt have to do w the colleges

[plush loom]

describe it

[minor pecan]

Sounds like a skill issue ngl

[plush loom]

u liar

[rancid mural]

parental pressure is a bigger issue than the colleges themselves

[pulsar pond]

my point is

[minor pecan]

I forgot what it looked like

[pulsar pond]

there is no set standards for what is an acceptance and what is not

[minor pecan]

But i know what pic you’re referring to

[pulsar pond]

there's not even any requirements

[rancid mural]

because we have holistic review

[plush loom]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-oof-lag-gif-21127317

[minor pecan]

ISEF winner, good essays, 4.0 gpa, some other good stuff, 1500+ SAT

[mint portal]

If they set standards then everyone would just squirrel away to meet them

[rancid mural]

i guarantee you if i applied to a college outside of the states id get rejected because they dont consider my background

[plush loom]

that’s life for u

[pulsar pond]

yeah

[rancid mural]

im not even eligible for oxford or cambridge

for that reason

[lofty depot]

was that u?

[pulsar pond]

maybe I'm just meant to be locked in Hong Kong

[minor pecan]

I wish i was that good

[pulsar pond]

time to give up my citizenship

[cedar salmon]

Not true

They do consider your background

[lofty depot]

so not so good ppl also make it greaaatt!

[pulsar pond]

im sorry if i'm being negative

this isn't supposed to be my image here

[rancid mural]

not enough to even let me apply 💀

[minor pecan]

yeah, im just a normal person who got luck(y)

[rancid mural]

ur required to have AP scores to apply

[minor pecan]

u don’t even need to be cracked

[rancid mural]

my school does not have those

[minor pecan]

tbh

u just need to write well

write your way into harvard

[rancid mural]

I think my writing was good

[lofty depot]

ik a person with the exact profile from my area, but he applied to Brown hehe

[rancid mural]

i love my edsays

except hosa one

[pulsar pond]

i would like to think i did well

[rancid mural]

Intellevtual exp

[cedar salmon]

Yeah i suppose if you don’t meet the curriculum requirements it’s tough 💀💀

[pulsar pond]

but my life is too mundane to have anything interesting

[minor pecan]

Penn ao consultants trying to fit in with us

[rancid mural]

precisely why im saying they dont consider background?

not everyone can take APs

[lofty depot]

ur making me feel confident now. Those 2 Harvard kids helped me with just that. One was an ISEF winner to hehe

[plush loom]

what

[rancid mural]

my consultant was a penn ao 💀

[minor pecan]

yeah, that’s what i was talking about

[cedar salmon]

They do… but there’s a greater obstacle in the way in your case

[minor pecan]

you’re ngmi

[lofty depot]

what's with these skulls

[plush loom]

luck funny

[minor pecan]

like tbh harvard just likes to admit interesting people

[lofty depot]

i m funny

[minor pecan]

there’s a vogue model in my class yr

[pulsar pond]

i have interesting interests does that make me interesting

[plush loom]

female or male

[minor pecan]

you’re not interesting

[pulsar pond]

not sure if I showed it enough

great to know

[lofty depot]

damn ik him

[minor pecan]

Male, it’s me

(jkjk)

but male

[plush loom]

fuck

[minor pecan]

should be no issue for you I thought?

[lofty depot]

ik him, he's too handsome

[plush loom]

im not u

find me a wife

[pulsar pond]

i just want to time travel at this point

[minor pecan]

they don’t date state school people

[pulsar pond]

just please

[lofty depot]

take me with u

[pulsar pond]

end my pain

[minor pecan]

we only create double legacies here

[pulsar pond]

just give me the chop

[plush loom]

im gonna be richer than them

[pulsar pond]

chop off my expectations

[plush loom]

they gonna want me when that gs money hits

[minor pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[plush loom]

keep urself safe

[bitter path]

He is actually fine cant lie

[lofty depot]

gotta make him fall for us next fall

lmao

bad joke sorry

[minor pecan]

Yeah, you’re definitely ngmi

[lofty depot]

im learning from you after all

[plush loom]

LOL

[lofty depot]

i had missed the 'him' omgg

[bitter path]

Isnt he gay??

[lofty depot]

💀

is he?

[bitter path]

I see him lipsing a man on his insta

[plush loom]

perfect for luck

[bitter path]

Luck swings that way?

Oh poor mrs luck

[plush loom]

yea

[bitter path]

I am sorry u had to find it this way

[minor pecan]

I don’t swing that way

and Mrs luck definitely a dude bruh

[lofty depot]

[plush loom]

LOL

mrs luck prove ur a girl by sending pictures of ur toes

[minor pecan]

Wtf

[plush loom]

bro im tryna help u

[minor pecan]

😐

[lofty depot]

idc bro just take me as a guy

[plush loom]

im a W friend

[plush loom]

PAUSEEEEE

[bitter path]

Mrs luck, u got mr luck’s fav nail polish on?

[lofty depot]

even if I get into harvard its no way that i'm interest in mr. luck or whatever

already got way cool friends at Harvard

who don't spend their entire day on discord

huh i love a little roast

[rancid mural]

nah bro now my dentist wants to know abt my harvard decision

Who told the fucking DENTIST

[obtuse pine]

Bro how small is your town

[bitter path]

If I remember correctly I think kace said there are only 6k ppl in their town

[rancid mural]

3k

6k in the county

[minor pecan]

ouch

that actually hurt

🤕

[rancid mural]

i wouldnt be surprised if the hospital staff knew by now 💀

[minor pecan]

im depressed now

[lofty depot]

fr?

[minor pecan]

Nah

[lofty depot]

(jkjk)

[lofty depot]

u forgot it

[minor pecan]

[lofty depot]

what's you real name?

please say its bill gates

[minor pecan]

i wish it was

[jolly lichen]

why you stalking me bro

[rancid mural]

let me into gates scholarship on December 1

Please bill

[minor pecan]

I remember that thing

[plush loom]

u sent it in a2c

like months ago

it was a graduation pic or something 😭

[cedar salmon]

right so im recently 18

what if I adopt a 17 year old harvard student

does that get me legacy

[plush loom]

(the real reason is i wanna find u and get married 😘💕)

[minor pecan]

[plush loom]

idt reverse legacy works 😑

[minor pecan]

wait that’s actually a good idea though

let him cook

[cedar salmon]

cheaper than a donation anyway

[minor pecan]

how old are you @rancid mural

[lofty depot]

hey that was my plan

[rancid mural]

17

[rancid mural]

it cannot be that expensive

No way my parents spent that much bro, we are poor 💀

[minor pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-laugh-rub-hands-patrick-star-evil-plan-gif-15072939

[rancid mural]

I dont think i can be legally adopted again 😔

otherwise i am fully complicit in starting reverse legacy

[tepid sphinx]

What is this convo

[plush loom]

??????!??????????

[lofty depot]

finally the og Harvard kid is here!

[tepid sphinx]

Let’s go!

What makes me OG

[minor pecan]

Why is your real name your discord name lol

[tepid sphinx]

I didn’t think it mattered

[minor pecan]

I don’t think it does

but it’s uncommon seeing it

[tepid sphinx]

It’s like Instagram sorta

that’s my thinking

[minor pecan]

nah bruh discord is way different

but ig if it works for you

and you don’t say anything illegal

it’s fine

[tepid sphinx]

Have we met at school or no

[minor pecan]

ye

[rancid mural]

I always forget harvard and yale are "enemies" and not best friends

[tepid sphinx]

lmao who are you

I don’t even know

[minor pecan]

ask this question again after you’re in

but no

[vague hemlock]

lol nah i need to update

[pulsar pond]

Is intended major taken into consideration for my app

[minor pecan]

No (?)

maybe

[plush loom]

idt harvard admits by major

so probably not

but acceptance rates do vary by major

[minor pecan]

For instance, he said this week, there had been huge increases in would-be engineers and computer scientists, but Harvard had to be wary of admitting too many, because “a whole bunch” of them “will end up happily ever after at M.I.T. or Caltech.”

“One thing we always want is humanists,” Mr. Fitzsimmons said, adding that there were “fewer and fewer” of them.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/19/us/harvard-admissions-affirmative-action.html?action=click&module=Top Stories&pgtype=Homepage

[plush loom]

at least in the 2014-2019 range they did

[pulsar pond]

but at least do AOs look at it

[plush loom]

probably

almost definitely

[pulsar pond]

great

let my really niche major be my only advantage on my app if that is even considered

i'm so dreaded rn

[lofty depot]

does harvard even look at predicted scores??

[minor pecan]

They prob do but they don’t care

[lofty depot]

and what international nationalities stand a good chance? Are there any stats around that?

[minor pecan]

If you’re Indian you’re fucked

If you’re Chinese you’re fucked

If you’re from the uk you’re fucked

Anywhere else is prob fine but still hard to get in

Mainly due to the fact that there are a lot more applicants from those countries

But idk if all intls are grouped as one (unlikely)

[lofty depot]

then i am really fucked

anyway I'll apply to MIT, all the courses I plan at harvard are anyway a cross reg with it

[minor pecan]

Mit is harder

[lofty depot]

ik 💀

what do I do lol

[daring tapir]

you gotta be rich to even have a chance in one of these groups

source: classmates

LMFAO

[minor pecan]

Yeah

All the intls r loaded

[daring tapir]

they truly are

[lofty depot]

i literally mentioned urban planning in all my supplements. Does Harvard college even offer that? Or is it just their Design School

[daring tapir]

i know one dude from singapore and another guy from china who both took ubers all during their time during NYC this past thanksgiving break

off topic but thats rich as hell

[minor pecan]

All the intl I know are from priv schools

And the ones that I thought were normal

[daring tapir]

they're rich

[minor pecan]

It turns out their older siblings got masters from like pton or smth lol

[daring tapir]

damn

[lofty depot]

yeah that's nice to hear

[minor pecan]

I don’t think so

[lofty depot]

💀

[daring tapir]

yeah we don't lol

pretty sure there is a movement literally to get urban studies implemented as an actual program at the college

[lofty depot]

it was one supplement so I guess it can be ignored

[daring tapir]

ah yeah i remember reading this article

[lofty depot]

imma join that if I get in

[daring tapir]

https://www.thecrimson.com/article/2023/11/7/choi-urban-studies-harvard/

[minor pecan]

basically every supp matters though

when you have this many qualified ppl applying

[lofty depot]

but Ive done research at Harvard GSD, so I had to flex it somehow and also tie the experience to Harvard college

[minor pecan]

I don’t think they care

[lofty depot]

I anyway mentioned an intersection between Urban Planning, Economics, and
Environmental Policy.

[minor pecan]

Basically anyone can do research

Meaningful research is something not many can do

[lofty depot]

I do!

[minor pecan]

at least not most hsers

Well if you don’t get an interview then you’re probably ngmi

especially as an international

[lofty depot]

[minor pecan]

cause they pretty much need to interview intls

to make sure they’re not sociopaths or smth

and faking their entire app

[lofty depot]

I think I'll get one today dw

[daring tapir]

you have time

probably

[lofty depot]

no one from my country has got one anyway

as far as my knowledge goes

[minor pecan]

i would suppose at least someone did

there’s no way you know every applicant

if you’re from uk, ind, or cn

cause there r at least 100

[lofty depot]

💀

[lofty depot]

whatever I'll hope for the best

[minor pecan]

yeah, copium is a good solution

maybe you’ll get an interview today

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

anyways I’m fucked

but gl

[lofty depot]

or I'll hope for an AO interview straight up

[lofty depot]

did you just wish me luck Mr. Luck??

[minor pecan]

gotta leave

= gl

[lofty depot]

💀

[minor pecan]

nah im playing, you could prob use all the luck you can get

given your current situation

so good luck

[lofty depot]

[lofty depot]

I just completed my essays for Princeton, Yale, Upenn, Duke, Columbia and Stanford

Now, I'm too lazy about the 650 word Cornell essay

should I just skip it or what

Is Cornell even good?

[dark coral]

How badly do u want it

[lofty depot]

The school?

honestly idc

would be my last choice

if I don't make it to any other college from my list

but IF I DON'T I need some place

so its like another addition to help with my admissions

[lofty depot]

I'm stuck at 250 words rn

[bitter path]

What if you are a minority from here

[bitter path]

Dont they prescreen applicants before giving out interviews to international?? I think only in canada and the uk everyone gets one but with the rest they are stingy

[lofty depot]

https://tenor.com/view/anxiety-gif-18811591

my anxiety is back

always hits around this time

lmao the valedictorian from my school thinks her grades aren't 'good enough

am I supposed to even exist after this

[jolly lichen]

there are classes that are urban designing-esque but there's no major. but I also think that doesn't really matter

[pulsar pond]

sameeee

[lofty depot]

sounds much better. Thanks!

[tepid sphinx]

@lofty depot You can view the course catalog and all concentrations without being a student.

If you’re interested in urban design or planning there is plenty to take.

But know that once you declare a concentration, a lot of your courses sophomore through senior year will be in that subject.

[lofty depot]

gotcha thanks

@minor pecan u were right! I didn't get my interview today

how many more days will pass like this

[plush loom]

every day

[lofty depot]

[lofty depot]

why are ivy kids so rude

[plush loom]

we’re honest

[lofty depot]

and brutal

[plush loom]

the truth isnt kind

[lofty depot]

ah just wait

you're all gonna be proved wrong

[tepid sphinx]

Are you at Harvard too?

Have we met

[rancid mural]

no hes a penn kid

Wharton bro

[tepid sphinx]

oh gtfo

[lofty depot]

is it normal to stare at the email inbox for 5 hours straight?

[obtuse pine]

real

[vague hemlock]

guys omg chill

harvard channel is the most desperate fr

[stable pecan]

no, do your homework

[rancid mural]

Can confirm

[opal night]

Agreed

[rancid mural]

I am indeed desperate

cus everyone in my town knows i applied 💀

[minor pecan]

You’re already in

[vague hemlock]

i think it was the wise oats who said any other university but Harvard people could defend why they wanna go but Harvard? people only go there for the prestige

[minor pecan]

I don’t think it would help you either way

[rancid mural]

I like harvard cus they will pay for literally everything

[minor pecan]

Nah, that’s not a valid reason

Most other top schools will pay for pretty much everything if you’re poor enough

[rancid mural]

i also like harvard cus of the architecture and community

[minor pecan]

So you like bricks

cause that’s what all the first year dorms are

[rancid mural]

yes

The architecture looks old

And british

[rancid mural]

But yeah theres a reason harvard refuses to ask "why us"

They know why

[minor pecan]

I don’t think i had a reason for applying either

at least not any solid ones

so yall r fine

[rancid mural]

Harvard's harvard

My mom knows what harvard is, shes never heard of yale 💀

[vague hemlock]

that's low-key sad

kace i thought you loved Harvard

[rancid mural]

I do

i love harvards community and research opportunities and location

Theres a lot of things i like, but those things are what make harvard harvard

I cant point out specifics for any of my schools

i applied because i liked them

[rancid mural]

wait, so why'd you pick harvard over yale

Like how did u decide that

[minor pecan]

#🚀-general-chat message

that message

and cause my sibling goes here

[vague hemlock]

i can point out specifics for literally all of my schools and i love that lol but it's also gonna be a problem if i get in everywhere cuz I'm indecisive asf

[frank arch]

It’s not like they have a chance

[vague hemlock]

💀

[minor pecan]

everyone thinks they have a decent shot until they send you their essays

my admit/rj guess prediction rate has been 100%

[vague hemlock]

wdym

[minor pecan]

(n=1)

most people think they have good essays and have a good shot of getting in

but then someone else reads the essay and it’s shit

[hearty torrent]

Why Harvard? Harvard may not be the best university, but it must be the most prestigious university.

[lofty depot]

yeah facts. I've had 2 harvard kids help me so Im chill

and one yale kid too

[plush loom]

hate us cuz aint us

[lofty depot]

so im not getting in then?

[plush loom]

just bc they go to harvard and yale doesnt mean theyre smart (they most likely arent)

[lofty depot]

ik that's the very reason I stalked them well in advance. They all had some great writing awards

[lofty depot]

also the very reason I didn't ask ppl from discord like you

i mean because I don't know who you are; not because your dumb or anything

[minor pecan]

she said you’re dumb @plush loom

(she’s right)

[lofty depot]

how did you settle on a 'she' now?

[minor pecan]

I can use he if you want

[plush loom]

nuh uh

[plush loom]

yea but they go to harvard, cant be that smart

[lofty depot]

i'd prefer they

[lofty depot]

wow makes no sense

just what I expected from u anyway

[plush loom]

if they were smart they would have gone to MIT

well, not that they could get in

[lofty depot]

not everyone is STEM focused, not everyone applies to MIT

[opal night]

Real asf

[lofty depot]

if you didn't make it to MIT or whatever, doesn't mean harvard kids are un-smart (w few exceptions ofc)

[opal night]

Every time I write an essay I get happy bc I think it’s good but then someone else will be like no 💀

[pulsar pond]

[plush loom]

MIT is insane at stem and humanities

MIT is better

[plush loom]

yes it does

MIT or bust

[pulsar pond]

I've been running around telling people I'm not going to college today

[lofty depot]

I'll start doing that soon too

my entire school knows I applied

my worst nightmare is the decision date when I start getting all the update calls 💀

[minor pecan]

MIT or bust

[lofty depot]

u need to do ur research again

[lofty depot]

u too

[plush loom]

nah MIT clears harvard so hard

u need to do ur research if u think MIT is weak in humanities smhsmh

[plush loom]

MIT or bust

[minor pecan]

unironically not gonna cap

mit is goated

unless you get depressed easily

[lofty depot]

nah im good

do we have any international admit on this group tho?

to Harvard ofc

[junior lotus]

the T in MIT stands for humaniTies

[lofty depot]

so funny haha

[minor pecan]

yeah me lol

[lofty depot]

liar

ur roles literally say you're North American

cmon now

[minor pecan]

no?

[lofty depot]

what no

[minor pecan]

nvm lol

am I not intl @plush loom

[plush loom]

real

[plush loom]

he is

[lofty depot]

idc honestly, i repeat my question

Is there any int harvard admit, who is not Luck?

on this server

[minor pecan]

No

[plush loom]

theres this dude named spaastic

[lofty depot]

huh not funny

[lofty depot]

and what about that guy named emreee?

heard he's an international

[minor pecan]

he’s a domestic born in china

but lives in ukraine

[lofty depot]

💀

[lofty depot]

@daring tapir @tepid sphinx please help! You 2 are so far the only smart person I've encountered

[plush loom]

ye it was a W hook

[hearty torrent]

Some people can be admitted to MIT without relying on luck, but very few can be admitted to Harvard without relying on luck (excluding the z list).

[lofty depot]

luck can never be trusted

speaking from experience

@minor pecan can explain better

[small nacelle]

@lofty depot did you submit an SAT score?

[lofty depot]

dmed

[hearty torrent]

So I think getting accepted into MIT is relatively easier than being admitted to Harvard University, because there is a formula to follow to get accepted into MIT, as long as you plan ahead and persevere, and you will get closer and closer to your goal.

[minor pecan]

I think it’s the other way around

[minor pecan]

I’m trustable

[lofty depot]

I think it’s the other way around

[plush loom]

nobody is admitted to either school without luck

[plush loom]

no, not true for either school lol

[hearty torrent]

I know some people who have a good chance of getting accepted into MIT(IxO, RSI, etc) , but they still want to try their luck at the EA stage and apply to Harvard.

[small nacelle]

BAHAHHA

[small nacelle]

I so agree

[small nacelle]

interesting

[lofty depot]

[minor pecan]

You have a decent shot of getting into Harvard as well with these accomplishments, assuming you don’t fuck up other parts of your application

I don’t think there’s much of a difference between the two schools in terms of academics, besides the fact that MIT probably favors hardcore STEM nerds and Harvard "likes" to admit humanities people

At the end of the day, both schools are hard to get into for the average a2cer let alone the average high school student

[lofty depot]

huh @plush loom take a look at this

[plush loom]

lucks opinion is not fact

and even if either school leans one way in their application process, both are extremely strong in both fields

[lofty depot]

Oo so now it became both schools and both fields

i love changing minds

[plush loom]

yea both schools are good, mit is still better

[rancid mural]

Harvard seems to care more abt hooks/background than mit

like harvard seems more holistic

[lofty depot]

hmm that is true

[minor pecan]

yeah, and that's another reason mit is better

[rancid mural]

why didnt u go there 💀

[lofty depot]

he knew he would never make it

and he never did

[rancid mural]

He got into harvard and yale

[minor pecan]

i didnt apply

[rancid mural]

yes ik

Why not

[minor pecan]

i got lazy unfortunately

people told me to apply

they even extended the app date

but oh well

harvard is better for me

[rancid mural]

mit application is too confusing 💀

why isnt it just common app

Like literally everywhere else

[minor pecan]

mit is in a class of its own

thats why

🤓

[rancid mural]

Do u take classes at mit

Or plan to

[minor pecan]

not allowed to yet

and i wouldnt get credit for them even if i did

but maybe

[rancid mural]

really?

Whats the point of being able to cross register if u cant get credit

💀

[lofty depot]

but then MIT is 'goated' as the saying goes

[minor pecan]

yeah, you can't cross reg for a class at mit if something similar exists at harvard from my knowledge

[lofty depot]

not anyone makes it

[rancid mural]

oh ic

so its gotta be smth harvard dont got

[minor pecan]

idk how it works for other majors

but i generally cant get credit for cross reg classes

so there's no grade, u just do it for fun ig

[rancid mural]

whats ur major again

[minor pecan]

some combination of math and cs

and stats

[rancid mural]

of course it is

u gave major cs bro vibes

[minor pecan]

😐

[small nacelle]

BAHAHAH

[plush loom]

crazy how mit has its own completely separate application process yet still has an acceptance rate thats like 3%

[small nacelle]

are you a guy or girl luck

[minor pecan]

girl

[small nacelle]

wow nic

[rancid mural]

Wait luck ur intl?

[small nacelle]

nice

[plush loom]

yea shes bad

[minor pecan]

ye

[small nacelle]

BAHAHA

[minor pecan]

brh

[rancid mural]

bro how cracked were you

[small nacelle]

canada?

[rancid mural]

to get in REA as an international

💀

[plush loom]

she went 4/4 on ivies

she cracked asf

she sent in selfies with her app tho that prolly carried

[rancid mural]

💀

luck rizzed the AO

Imma rizz the ao's with my diversity

[minor pecan]

dad's a donor

[rancid mural]

didnt u get like 80% aid

did u rizz the aid office too 💀

[minor pecan]

my interviewer helped me get more aid

he gave me the strat

and plus that was the whole reason for applying to other schools anyways

[rancid mural]

i just hope to get in december so i can visit and commit while there

that is my plan

[minor pecan]

you're alrady in

[small nacelle]

wait which ivies did you get into and got in?

[rancid mural]

ik he got into yale and cornell

Idk the other

[small nacelle]

gosh and @minor pecan i remember you said u were just the avg lucky applicant

no ur super smart you don't realize it

[small nacelle]

wow

wait he

i thought luck was a girl

i'm getting confused

[rancid mural]

do u think i could finesse them into paying for my plane ticket if i get in

[rancid mural]

He was trolling, look at his roles lmfao

[opal night]

He’s trolling you

[rancid mural]

75% of what luck says is trolling 💀

[minor pecan]

yale cornell and pen

[small nacelle]

o gosh now this is really confusing me

who am i supposed to believe

[rancid mural]

u just gotta discern it

[plush loom]

yale cornell penn harvard

[rancid mural]

he couldve been a wharton bro?

[small nacelle]

😭

[opal night]

Whoever you want lol

[plush loom]

nah cas

[minor pecan]

plane ticket for what

[plush loom]

not good enough for wharton

[minor pecan]

i didnt apply to wharton

[rancid mural]

To visit

[small nacelle]

nah nah now i believe luck is a guy

i can see that too

[plush loom]

and luck is a girl

[small nacelle]

WHAT

[minor pecan]

i just applied to the schools with shortest app and highest chance of aid

[rancid mural]

i could drive 15 hours there, which ill do if they dont, but id prefer to just fly

[minor pecan]

i just copied my harvard essay and pasted them

[opal night]

Emre what are your thoughts on Stanford

[rancid mural]

Cant afford plane tho

[minor pecan]

its $50 bro

[plush loom]

FUCK stanford

[lofty depot]

send me your essays already

[small nacelle]

ooo he/him

[opal night]

Oh my

[rancid mural]

Planes are much more than that tf 💀

[opal night]

Penn supremacy?

[plush loom]

they will prolly give aid

my friend got aid from penn to visit

[rancid mural]

what kind of tickets are u buying that are $50

[minor pecan]

you can request a plane ticket but only for visitas, idk about general visitng

[plush loom]

they rejected me

[plush loom]

spirit

no carry ons no luggage

[minor pecan]

i fly delta for $49

[plush loom]

i went for florida for $50

[small nacelle]

wait @minor pecan are you like nationally ranked in volleyball or something?

[minor pecan]

yeah, recruited

[opal night]

Oh I can see that

[rancid mural]

I went to rochester and they paid about $400 for my flight

[plush loom]

yea shes hella good

[lofty depot]

didn't you have a private jet?

[plush loom]

yea but gas is expensive

[plush loom]

fuck you

[opal night]

Y’all cannot be this gullible 💀

[rancid mural]

Yeah idk how yall are still believing him...

[reef forge]

Luck is a whole ass man

[plush loom]

?

[rancid mural]

hes done this every day yall 💀

[small nacelle]

but i thought you said she's bad

[plush loom]

why do u guys think luck is a dude lmao

her name is literally spaastic

[small nacelle]

she gives off those vibes

[opal night]

💀

[reef forge]

Pronoun roles exist bozo

He/him

[plush loom]

she’s a troll

do you think shes actually intl lmao

[minor pecan]

the he/him is troll lol

[small nacelle]

o really?!?!

no way

omg wow

[reef forge]

I don't believe a word out of ur mouth

[plush loom]

shes literally me in girl form

[reef forge]

Ok emre

[opal night]

💀

[lofty depot]

he's a girl guys

[reef forge]

He's a girl

[opal night]

Lolll

[minor pecan]

can you guys use the correct pronouns? this is offensive.

[small nacelle]

so @minor pecan you got into harvard, yale, cornell, and penn?

[minor pecan]

yea

[opal night]

Luck shrine when

[rancid mural]

does this mean luck is a lesbian then 💀

[reef forge]

Says the one who 'trolled' with fake pronouns in bio

[opal night]

We support luck’s relationship

[plush loom]

yes lol