#University of Chicago (UChicago) (2023-2024)
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We still have no idea when it actually comes out tho, right?
Are they supposed to announce that or is it just rng
late afternoon
nah doubt theyll announce it
shd be around like 3pm
thank god i am on break rn
4pm cst! (im going to explode)
How do u know that
ye
last like six years its been that
i might start sobbing last period tomorrow tbh
happy tears
stress tearsr
lol
because all my homies hate ED
Next person to whine about withdrawal stuff is getting warned
fsir enouhh
they will work their magic
thank you mr princeton 

AHHHHHHHHHH
pause
β οΈ


itβs gna be ok

gaha
What local time's it coming out for everyone
idk brah
2 am for me
5 for me maybe
6 am
probably 4 pm cst
3am
4pm for me
25am
oh uh
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whata about EST
im not procrastinating
cant work
im so nervous I canβt sleep
i did dartmouth yesterday and 2/3 through duke today
get those rd apps done you'll thank yourself later lol
i'm burning through this shit
π
i'm going to go back and rework dartmouth as many times as i need to to make it incredible though
sillychicago
lol i just did dartmouth yesterday
chicago is funni
banking like 80% of my hopes on that one application
Me totally, like im so not motivated
me neither fuck this shiiit
ivy rejects uni fr
i just put a bunch of stuff to keep me busy
Ughhhh
that one's mi fan da xue at this point
rice
bro if my grandparents don't know the name of the school i get into
public execution
they only know harvard yale and princeton π
it's over
lol
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i remember i procrastinated hard over JHU until the last day, half-assed it and got rejected lol
Like even if you don't feel like writing a full essay you should probably have some floor plan at least
its joever
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nah my gramps only know harvard
get out of here 27'
i will stay and watch
you weird for coming back here. leave your worries in the past
Fr you're stressing us out
BACK IN MY DAY
LMAO
nah i think itβs comforting
ok gramps
boy it's one year π
if it was several then . . .
r u here to see us suffer
yeah
yeah
kinda
What's with this
less comforting
Lol
Itβs β27
How're other channels doing
The apostrophe goes in front
Shhh it matters not, matters not
Does he graduate in 2027 or 2700
u rn π€

Minor spelling mistake

You are not attempting to insult someone with the nerd emoji while being a member of the applyingtocollege discord server
Fabulous people, relax
Ok and
"alumni donor"
"admin" "mod"
Ok and
AHEMMMM
"streamer"
Ok and
okay if ik this was gonna happen i would've closed my mouth, i shall walk away now
what's with this hostile atmosphere, fabulous people
ofc the portal astrology police was gonna remove that


Real
If I had nitro I would've sent the mod abuse sticker

wait so do uchicago decisions literally just come out at a random time in 24 hour period
Ur the one that was mean to me
Most likely 4 pm cst
I didn't insult you directly
what the fuck is a cst
central
darus got mute π
I'm so burned out, i just got done with midterms

Absolute L
Rip I get that
i just look at my supplementals
and shit is so ass
embed fail!! laugh at this user,
oh nvm
hating your writing is part of writing
how u send gifs
they dont show as gifs for me just links
Level up by talking
Yap
yes
yapyapyap
So relatable
whatβs portal astrology
Rule 1984 says you canβt talk about it
Astrology about portals
oh
when small changes happen to ppls' admissions portals and people are like AUUUUUUUUUGH THE WORLD IS ENDING NOOOOOOOOOOO
ohh
Yep basically
(it means absolutely nothing don't worry about it)
I already forsee myself getting an hour of sleep today π
damn you got muted
poor darus
Some of you do not know how to listen
free my boy
i was born illiterate
oh it doesnβt matter
it's the a2c discord server π
free my boy he a2c nelson mandela
I have pinned the 1984 gif so we can all remember
It's discord ma boi
bro is powertripping
Ok
Yk other places exist too right
laugh at this user,
embed fail moment
Everyone laugh at this user
Like Iβm not holding you hostage here


darus after hes freed
Belligollll

sonny wsg
Aint that son from toeinham
use me as chloe hate button
Crickets
shit

So obsessive

bro has not realized that nobody is laughing


yall its the 18th
My favorite a2c emojis

not that serious mate
i amost died
Lmfao
its not out
I feel I have reason to mute now lol
They wouldnt randomly drop at night
all i was saying is for me it hit 12
!hardmute 212669469342957568 1d least annoying a2cer
carly hardmuted atalis. for 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds. Reason: least annoying a2cer
Spreading misinformation -π€π
π
does anyone have any semi reasonable global conspiracy theories
bro did not receive enough attention at young ages idk π
iβve fallen into a conspiracy ancient aliens-esque rabbit hole
Tf
Iβll undo in the morning
Lmao
inb4 sleeps for the next 9 days
setting an example
I have a dream
the extinction of dinosaurs was an inside job
bro hit em with the ko mute
true!
youβre attacking my family
LMAO
i mean the classic is faked moon landing, right?
ufc fan spotted
real
dude leon colby was such a shit fight yesterday
IM MAD YOU ATTACKED MY FAMILY
lmao i actually started writing my rd essays
yeah but more interesting things.like why is bezos spending 40 million on a 10000 year clock and sticking it inside a mountain
omg the best server icon

it's conditional on whether you did ed or ea
if you did ed it's not there
at least i think

i haven't checked my portal since i submitted
idr how to even get there
fuck is even going on
ye im ea still have it

Mods, flog him


these are my favorites
ICON AND BANNER GO SO HARD
Mods, do unspeakable things to the topology of his cranium.
Mods, scourge his town
cant even be delusional anymore 
WALKING TARDIGRADE VIDEO
ADORABLE
Those who preside over the safety, wellbeing, and general peace of this social networking server, please commit morally objectionable acts upon this trespasser's cranial topology.
this guy is my goat
bro's just keeping on keeping on
π
fr
What the UChicago thread does to a mf
when i grow up i want to be a tardigrade.
portal asked
what happens if you put in "who"
i believe in you!
π«‘
shout out chloe shes been so nice to everyone here
I get is are and wants
chloe the goat
damn
not a "who [asked]"-haver
π€
If your autofill has "asked" after "who," there's something wrong.
Rule of thumb.
whom asked
π€―
I did autofill on the left for no portal astrology
No portal astrology is a very important part of the human race and the world is a very powerful place to be in
whom'st'll're'ven't's

i dont check the channel for 20 minutes to study and people are being muted chloe has a hate campaign against her and people are STILL portal astrologying
yes
most normal a2c channel
i want to turn this into my own personal conspiracy theory rant channel until decisions tmrw
set date
no set time
just like the word count for supps
my bad boss
thats so weird and cute at the same time
!
oh 1-2 pages
Portal astrology and a few others are in my top ten of the most important things I know of in the history books of this book so I will share them in a little while to get some ideas for the future of this chapter in my books that will help you understand how you will find your own portal in your own journey
IT HAS LITTLE WEBBED TOE FEET THINGIES THAT LIKE MOVE
did bros not google
you heard the predictive text, it's top ten most important things
AVERAGE A2C USER MONOLOGUE
actually how long was mine
still not exact
mine was 300 something
π π π
this is an issue
it fit within two pages okay 
It just said 1-2 pages bro
THEY ARE LIKE TINY PAWS

IKRR
lol i chime in everytime the 250-500 word count is brought up
I had 1.1k for my why uchicago and 1k for my quirky essay
My other friends who got in had up to 1.5k π
i cut my quirky one from 1k to 700
Lfg alr thank god lol
both of mine are 500s
I cut mine from 850 to 650
519 and 542
mine are right around there 
Yeah my why uchicago one was definitely the best thing Ive ever written, it was just quite long
i think mine were 500 and 700
those are HELLA short
quite long indeed
well the why UCh is like normal
yeah i don't want to go to this school in particular
but uncommon 500 is crazy
π
im so fucked no way you guys were above 1000 words π
my parents made me apply here
I cut my down to like 500
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quirky is 600 something why uchi is 300 something
same
It's more about what you write
i thought mine might get bored reading my uncommon
and how you think
yeah my counselor hated me violently for writing that much and scolded me when i got deferred, but he got so quiet when they accepted me rd π
R O F L
thats impressive af
revenge arc fr
which makes perfect sense
when are decisions out?
Capppp
/j
you're not just rejected, the admissions officers are going to egg your house
tomorow
probably around 4pm cst
but that's portal astrology!
wouldnt that be rescinding your offer
so true!
Ig time will tell
!sani
only reason they were released on 18th and not 14th-15th like everybody else is that the AOs had to catch a flight to bro's house and purchase fresh large eggs
no portal astrology π
more grade As than bro's transcript
mods, egg his house
i just realized
get em
w
yeah pretty much
How we feeling
I just want to be done with the process/waiting
nervous af
bro described my life perfectly
I wish i could legit just hibernate after my apps were submitted
i just want my deferral to turn into a waitlist to turn into a rejection
π£οΈπ₯π―π’
i know that shit is gonna happen
current mood
just speed it up
yeah and like wake up only when u get an acceptance
Them releasing decisions on a Monday is so fucked though
i don't have school rn
like ma'am excuse you
u and i get to wallow in the sadness
i have no idea one of my friends sent these a long time ago
google works wonders
they so perfectly capture my emotions
the three people who applied to duke had 1570+ SAT and 3.95+ UW all three flat rejected
2 of them didn't even come to school the day after
ROFL
Hi Uchi unicorns
Hi
this process is so fucked
Pizza
1570 3.95 rejected ed
I KNOW AN ISEF WINNER
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Guys I believe every Ed and ea uchi will become a maroon (I thought they were dragons lol!)
Youβll get in trust Fr
dragons would be cooler
Dragon is a bomb college mascot
lowkey i wish their mascot was a dragon
i'm boutta bomb this physics but it's ok i have a 99
based
no wait
don't go to sleep yet
i need to tell you the strategy
calculate the exact number of points you need to get to get an A
do only that much
get up and turn the final in
watch the entire classroom look on in horror
realizing they just got gapped...........................
academic terrorist
I aint even know they had a mascot
what if you -0.5 for units
there is no way in hell i'm doing that i'd mess up so bad i'd end up with a c
then YOU just got gapped my friend
philππ
Me either I just saw it on the A2C thing
skill issue
@shadow drum also why didnβt you Ed Wharton
i'm boutta gap myself
phil the phoenix π
Hey hey letβs chill
Even if you donβt get in whatβs the worst thatβll happen
Idek what a maroon is ngl
A color ig
oh i didn't mean it like that π
i meant like i'd play myself
Ohh
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Its a waste
bro thought he was about to self-delete over college apps
i dont have school today so im staying up till 6am and sleeping until 4
Deferral to rejection pipeline
if i get rejected i probably won't care too much i'll just be sad to not have something to look forward to anymore
oh well
Do you have better chances rd
....
failed to censor name
uh i think ur name is sitll in there
lmao
Id rather take my shot in rd with less competition
ur name is still there
Every business major applies wharton ed
wait bruh
I am doing rd
name
Fair ig
joke's on you! i'm not starring anyway!
Plus it worked out for me i got into a good school because i didnt ed i know one hundred percent i wouldve got deferred or rejected also my school doesnt offer full calc credit anyways so i might be cooked π
i'm like if trolls were funnier
im making a series of these images
this was the first one
I'm pretty sure they'll still give you a decision lmao
but he scared
ok i'm out of here
before they removed the option
it was scarily easy to change your decision round
SCARILY easy
good luck to everyone we're gonna go batshit tomorrow
Yes but being scared will only push you down
ye
im scared ngl
π
like it was a shitopst
but it wasn't

do u know what i mean
checking my portal before bed like a bedtime story
prepare for unlimited hijinks at 4 pm cst tomorrow..................
I'll look forward to the rejected rejection/deferral email you will be sending tomorrow at 4pm cst
Nah it's gonna affect your whole sleep
wish me luck not opening that shit until my last final on tuesday 
should i open it at work or maybe have self control and wait till i get home
oh jeez they removed everything from the portal
can't believe it comes out tonight
GOOD LUCK
aaaaa
college app ends tomorrow
UChicago can reject you but they can't reject you from success
Cant believe its tmr
i'm about to travel back in time and reject the the AO's birth if they reject me
Lol
Real asf
did you guys have international awards to fill in your honors section?
i have a music composition award but i dont think its really prestigious
oh
def not my honors section is like ap scholar and national merit π
Hahaha yeah I filled all 5 but filling ap Scholar at the end was kinda embarrassing like doesn't everyone have that π
And when yku send ap scores the award info goes along w it too
so this was kinda a waste of space
but it's fine
yea true
π―οΈπ―οΈπ―οΈ
Should i reject uchicago before it rejects me
coke semifinals and national merit commended
and thats about all i got π
Sorry this is probably been asked a lot but whenβs the decision again?
wait is national merit already out
Today 4pm ct
Or around that time
Thanks
Weβre all getting in π«‘
ohh i see
ong man I hope so
UChicago? More like Uschicago (kill me itβs horrible)
^^^
Yoo good decision see you on campus
Dude Im so hyped
π
5pm life changes
i hope so π
so hyped for my acceptance
ig it depends on aid
Oh, hope you get in!
same
Same omg
I would seriously reduce the amt of other schools, like from 13 others --> like 4 others
Makes sense, thatβs a good idea
UChicago is like my 2nd choice anyways so nowhere else is rly gonna be better if I were to get accepted
But like a few schools just for closure on if I would've gotten in + ivies
The problem with applying ea/Ed is the more I rewrite my essays the more I feel like they sucked π
Speaking of which
How are unis doing aid packages with no fafsa yet
Fair enough
they are gonna give an estimate
Oh yeah when is fafsa opening?
based off the css or fin aid doc
I mean I filled out that form and all Iβm just nervous
Yeah
But other schools
Are they doing the same thing
With the css profile
no idea but id assume atleast something similar
I still gotta fill that out lol
merit-based aid is different than fafsa aid right?
I meant need-based aid mb
ah ok no worries
im a little worried because i applied for a scholarship there and it mentioned that they might not notify results until april π
You got this trust
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Did anyone apply test optional here?
!uchicago
yooo I recognize the pfp
yup
!UChicago
lmfao i think imma get deferred
Im rly scared cus stuff like this has never worked out for me in the past
it hasnt disappeared for me
it has for me
Ur discord banner is awesome holy shit
thank you!
yes
ohhh fuckkk
wait nvm maybe its just meaningless
Yea this is exactly what I can see too
Portal astrology
it makes sense tho cus if u deferred u can change rounds
seems like I will get waitlisted/ deferred from everywhere π₯²
uchicago banner and icon are superior just like the school fr
anyone got the letter yet?
The Chicago applicants sure do love their astrology LOL
lol same
ok so like 4am for u or smth
didn't you rea Harvard
ty!
Nah im gonna come here and shit talk uchicago the moment i get rejected
Like less than 12
Do we have an exactish time
11 and 20 mins
When are the decisions coming
4 or 5
Damn thats late asf
Yea they said late afternoon and last yr it was 4 apparently
do i stay awake till 3:30/4 am or wake up early
First time itβs reasonable for me 12am
Wake up
im in an airport lmao gonna be on the beach when i open up my decision
no bad outcomes fr
Yooooo same
wth
well not beach but yeah at airport gate
im at a shitty ass airport fr wbu
Same same AC barely working
damn its cold asf here
Different problems π€£
the adrenaline is acting up
but :(
If itβs good news youβve got an amazing start to your day if itβs bad news you can just go back to bed
thatβs what I do atleast
welp autobot told 30m more
talk about the crazy 90k tuition
if it's good news it's an amazing end to the day if not when i wake up tomorrow it'll be a fresh start?
I mean are you really going to be able to sleep after getting accepted to UChicago?
Go for it
But yeah I just said what works for me
LOL bold of you to assume imma be accepted
my mindset is just im going to be rejected so if im half asleep when it happens it won't sting as much
stay awakeeeee
What time does it come out?
!uchicago
Good luck you guys π«
i did last year
βlate afternoonβ
Hello
hi jae
actually you can withsraw an accepted application for ed situations actually
so
maybe you are unlukcy
I thought that is after your financial aid package isnβt favorable?
like if another ed is telling you to withdraw your apps if you get in
Oh okayyy
Chloe said we didn't behave lol
Smh
bro im stressing so hard lol
like i know im not getting in but
jsjzjkwkzjhabzvahjzkakmMa i want to so bad
Do u have school
Hi
No portal astrology
yeah pls dont say all this bs man its stressing me out
Sorry lol
Are the decisions out?
It's 7 pm
If you mean tomorrow no i don't
No
you applied early to Chicago right
ah
GOOD MORNING
u can only ed to one school though
maybe i read that wrong
When she responds to other people on discord than the person she is talking to on ft
More than *
My bad I forgot u are radiant in grammar
When does this come out?
4pm historically
whats the deferal rate for ed
rahhhh you guys ready
Iβm so nervous and I just drank Panera lemonade I might get a heart attack
worst possible time to drink a charged lemonade
I have two more days of being an academic weapon before break charged lemonade is a necessity π
i feel sick
7 hours?!
this rejection gonna go crazy fr ong
JUST ABOUT
UGH
guys please im abt to scream in ap statistics i'm so nervy
HELP LMAAOOAO
anyone wanna hear a shitty knock knock joke
Tf does that mean
yes
knock knock
Who there
dwyane
Dwyane who
Dwyane the tub im dwowning
i told you that it would be shitty
(if a uchicago ao is here please dont reject me)
Mods get him
π
I got deferred from UPenn and this is my last chance
keep the faith man
Cause everything else comes after RD deadline
π€ππ
2028 hopefuls stand strong
more funny than most ppls uchi quirky essay π
heh heh
Straight up not having a good time run yknow
when is uchi decision
4 cst probably
4 pm ct
When's the decision coming out?
4 pm ct apparently but i'd appreciate it if someone could send proof
It came out at 4 for the last 6ish years
i guess that'll be a time π€·ββοΈ

about 6 hours for decisions then?
most likely i guess
okay guys i gtg to a meeting
brb
nope. Did you?
no
are they even sending out emails? i saw something about emails on the reddit thread
some colleges do send out emails. For my case, Georgetown send out a mail about 12 hours before they sent out deicsions
but they also never made social media posts beforehand abt the date and time as well, unlike Uchicago which has only not given us a timing but provided us a general idea
i know im getting deferred but im so not ready for it :((
fair enough
should be 3.30 AM for us right?
yes
yeah
for those in IST
im staying up
im making a coffee laced hot chocolate for myself right now for that very purpose
getting deferred could be a good result
Gl y'all mfs
could easily be denied given UChicago does rejects unlike Georgetown
Lmk if you got q's about school if you need
thanks man!
isn't uchicago deferral rate like 90%
is there a number available for it?
just assumed given it's an elite university that would probably have to brush off a lot of candidates
im not sure but someone said they defer a bunch
yeah they defer ea bc they want ppl to ed2
acceptnce is slightly above RD, but barely
but yea, large majority is deferred
i can already feel the deferral coming π
That sounds like my all nighter essay fuel
deps on the time zone
5h 45 min left approximately
4 PM CT is the estimated decision time
easily the wackiest of them all
why so long
im struggling w the 400 word yale one and considering might just not apply anywhere else
Theyre fun so they write more easily
im wondering if any of y'all had a hard time like I did in choosing a topic, given there are so many to choose from
definitely, I kinda wish I chose another one but oh well
drinking the exact thing rn
:)
I will need vodka laced hot chocolate after this evenings inevitable deferral π
well that's another option
ed or ea
apparently it's been 4 pm cst for past 6 years so
didn't you commit to the big H
we don't have a time
and Chloe said we were misbehaving lol
yes but im PARANOID
yall were π
i was scrolling through the prompts and immediately got an idea which is my current essay but once i finished it i got cool ideas for other prompts too but im happy with my essay
not confirmed
that what????

