#University of Chicago (UChicago) (2023-2024)

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mossy frigate
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iirc they gave us an extra few days for the video in ED

proper fulcrum
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nah bro anything that is optional is to weed out the kids who dont care about the school

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it can only help you so idk why anyone who is serious about applying would not do it

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unless what you submit is so bad that it stains the rest of ur app

mossy frigate
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idk i talked to my friends brother who got in for bio and had mid stats but decent essays and he said he didnt submit a video

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ik thats just one person tho

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he said he didnt think it would help much unless youre very quirky or confident

proper fulcrum
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i dont think its required, but it typically will only help u

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thats how all "optional" stuff works

lean kestrel
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literally did the bare minimum

grand fern
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i didnt

grand fern
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but ur right lol

little schooner
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Do you have something better then?

rich sapphire
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no information is better than false information😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

tacit scarab
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Did you account for member growth of the subreddit across years

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And Reddit’s general platform growth/shrinkage and poorer discovery of the Reddit megathreads this year due to the changes in how the platform shows users stickied threads

upper elm
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😭 wtf

tacit scarab
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Because your assumptions assume the exact same proportion of applicants accessed a2c each year

upper elm
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ap stats

tacit scarab
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Also it’s unlikely the threads have the same number of views even if proportions are the same

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Reddit did a major L on stickied posts and auto collapses them now

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I remember when I was mod on r/a2c once that change happened my posts got significantly less engagement

little schooner
tacit scarab
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It doesn’t show that necessarily

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Sure, there are fewer comments

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But you don’t know the number of users accessing them nor their demographics

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You also don’t know how many are applicants to begin with

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Nor are you accounting for duplicate comments due to conversations

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There were threads that got 100+ comments a few years back but id count and they were only 3-4 people talking

little schooner
tacit scarab
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Not for the general applicant public

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I’d also mention USC was one of our top 10 threads last year as were NEU and UMass

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Which don’t entirely line up with either demographic

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If you did have an interest in measuring this stuff, the best measures would probably be polls like we’re currently doing of results in the discord threads and/or manually counting unique people who explicitly state a college result in each thread or have a hs senior flair

little schooner
tacit scarab
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A few ivies are dead

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Not as much this year

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But last year brown and Dartmouth were flops

tacit scarab
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I think the fastest way is just count how many joins are in a thread tho now that I really think abt it

upper elm
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isn't dartmouth going to be low asf anyway compared to other ivies

tacit scarab
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Bc that also accounts for interest but not applying

upper elm
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i mean

lost swallow
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uchi thread how we feeling

upper elm
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i might be trippin but considering its acceptance rate is comparable to other ivies but its student population is just lower doesn't that indicate either there are less applicants or a whole lot more ppl just turning dartmouth down

lost swallow
upper elm
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i feel like not many ppl will just be randomly trolling dartmouth

distant blade
upper elm
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this is entirely like random guesswork but i feel like that'd just mean dartmouth is getting a smaller pool of applicants

tacit scarab
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There’s a lot of math that would have to go into it if you wanted to figure out most interest in relation to a2c in relation to how large the school is

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Like caltech

upper elm
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this is aprobably also something i can just google and stop being confused about

upper elm
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certain schools like

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cannot be applied to ngl

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like i cant apply to caltech

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i physically cannot answer one of their prompts

tacit scarab
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We do census but I forgot to ask abt schools applied to lmfao

upper elm
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lmao

lean kestrel
upper elm
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can run it after rd app submissions tbh

tacit scarab
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Ngl I doubt I would’ve compiled it if I did

lean kestrel
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because i bullshitted that one

upper elm
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i just play from 9-5

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the wrong 9-5

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🙂

lean kestrel
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REAL

upper elm
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i do nothing with my life

little schooner
# tacit scarab Bc that also accounts for interest but not applying

I think it accounts for competitiveness, meaning that it can still be used to predict how difficult getting in somewhere might be. In discord, the colleges that went insane this year all have crazy amounts of comments (Cornell, UPenn, Duke), definitely more than last year.

upper elm
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except i'm not even kidding

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it's nearly precisely 9-5 every night

lean kestrel
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look

lean kestrel
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me too lowkey

upper elm
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😭🤝😭

tacit scarab
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You know what data we do have that would be interesting to compile tho if I weren’t lazy

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Correlation in which megathreads someone has joined

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Like which megathreads most commonly go together

little schooner
little schooner
upper elm
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yeah this is cornell

little schooner
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If I get in on Monday ima do some graphs over the break.

upper elm
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dartmouth

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not equivalent years

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but like 67.4k vs 28.8k is telling

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there's just a broader audience

little schooner
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Which schools are they

upper elm
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bro

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💀

little schooner
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Cornell and dartmouth?

upper elm
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yes

little schooner
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Yeah I was asking about the first one

lean kestrel
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i want to see QB%

upper elm
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idk but uchicago prob does

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for 2028?

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it's prob not out rn

tacit scarab
lean kestrel
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right 😭 last years

little schooner
upper elm
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oh uchicago's is very uncomprehensive 💀

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they don't have QB stats

lean kestrel
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questbridge

upper elm
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qb = quarterback fr

lean kestrel
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LOL

upper elm
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r those results being posted btw

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lmfao

upper elm
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me omw to find out brown thread students r very tall and attractive..............

tacit scarab
# upper elm r those results being posted btw

ATM im just giving out mbti/height by school upon request but if darus is willing to compile stuff like commonly joined mutual threads and whatever else they can think of I’ll post it

lapis veldt
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the only reasons im confident uchicago's ED admission rate is so high is bc their yield is so high and they refuse to publish like ANY admissions info

upper elm
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i see

mystic hinge
upper elm
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yes

lapis veldt
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absolutely

upper elm
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and a bad thing for those who didn't/aren't

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but they can cope

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(me)

mystic hinge
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ok ik of 3 ppl that did ED to UChicago from my school

upper elm
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wish them gl

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results on 18th!

upper elm
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💀

tacit scarab
upper elm
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🙂

tacit scarab
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I have to add like 20 responses tho

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So maybe that’ll change later

mystic hinge
distant blade
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height

tacit scarab
# mystic hinge wym

I did a survey asking people which #1050620654485000213 they’re in, their height, and their mbti

mystic hinge
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oh alr

tacit scarab
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And #1135693051797450784 is on average 5’7.3

upper elm
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if it's not too much trouble are you able to report brown thread's avg height

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😭

lean kestrel
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what is the average mbti?

little schooner
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Are you from the bay area or NorCal

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I think we've talked before

little schooner
lapis veldt
little schooner
lost swallow
shadow drum
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Bros short

lost swallow
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SHUT UP

random lintel
toxic saddle
shadow drum
lost swallow
shadow drum
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Lil bro is quite little

little schooner
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It's over

shadow drum
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Time to heightmaxx

lost swallow
lost swallow
shadow drum
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I need to reach my peak

lost swallow
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like actually

shadow drum
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Well not anymore

lost swallow
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am i too old

shadow drum
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Tea

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Yea

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Sleeping = heightmaxxing

shadow drum
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I got good genetics plus slept a lot when I was younger

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Until 16 ish

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I used to sleep like 9 hr

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Every day

rich sapphire
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please bring this thread’s height avg up thx

lost swallow
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my average for a while has been like 6 hrs

little schooner
upper elm
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i dont have 1550

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is my life over

toxic saddle
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Bonesmash (leg edition)

lost swallow
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ew do people actually smash their bones

toxic saddle
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To get taller

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Yes

upper elm
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what

shadow drum
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That's a horrible idea

upper elm
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💀

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holy

shadow drum
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It ruins ur life

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They break ur shins

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And extend

upper elm
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im hardstuck 5'11" and wouldnt do that to hit 6

little schooner
upper elm
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💀

shadow drum
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Recovery process is extensive

lost swallow
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i believe

upper elm
lost swallow
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i believe bros

little schooner
shadow drum
little schooner
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Ima be 6'8 by the time I step into UChicago

lost swallow
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the post acceptance glow up is gonna be real

shadow drum
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Fr

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Mine is pre and post tho

toxic saddle
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We should all take Tren after being accepted

shadow drum
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Gonna start cookin right now

toxic saddle
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Most jacked uchi class

shadow drum
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We all natty

lost swallow
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is that

toxic saddle
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Tren is a life ruining hormone

little schooner
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6'8 280 lbs lean + a degree in Math + CS at UChicago or it's over.

mystic hinge
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TRT, Tren, and Test

wraith hedge
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!uchi

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!uchicago

little schooner
wraith hedge
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What’s the command

lost swallow
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did a time for uchi get release

mystic hinge
toxic saddle
frigid flare
wraith hedge
tacit scarab
wraith hedge
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When is it supposed to come

random lintel
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will they ever tell us a time

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or just send an email once its out

mystic hinge
little schooner
# mystic hinge 5'10

You probably don't need tren then. That's for 6'6 guys who can barely make any gains naturally

frigid flare
wraith hedge
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Does ea come out then too

little schooner
frigid flare
little schooner
frigid flare
wraith hedge
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W

random lintel
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5est is good ill be home by then

toxic saddle
little schooner
frigid flare
little schooner
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We're all getting in no need to worry

random lintel
frigid flare
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i'll be getting home somewhere around 4:30-5

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actually yeah i want to be home for it so i don't have to drive right after

random lintel
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oh smart

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my friend opened her ed decision at school with us and it was so sad when she got rejected and we had mun right after 😭

mystic hinge
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does it release at 7pm or 5pm

distant blade
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5 est I think

upper elm
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uchicago acceptance + i'm gona sleep 18 hours a day and grow to challenger elo league of legends.

alpine obsidian
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pov i applied ea w no video and i probably won’t apply ed2 even if i get deferred :] —> instant reject?

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ok but like if i don’t wanna make a video because i have no video skills….surely surely that won’t hurt right? copium

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eh at least i had fun writing their essays

mossy frigate
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im def bringing down the average my parents are both like 5'2 i had no chance

fading socket
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damn thats crazy

thorn cloud
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i’m 6’4

radiant vine
rugged field
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i was

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came out feb 10 or 11

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forgot

alpine obsidian
radiant vine
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yea video editing is not my forte

random lintel
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my video was rly poorly edited but it got the message across I thought

radiant vine
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i think that's all that matters they are rlly looking for an extension of who u are that isnt found anywhere else i think

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i just wish results came out sooner

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now i have to wait 2 days 😭

alpine obsidian
radiant vine
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lol real

rain vector
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is ed decision time confirmed

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or still "late afternoon"

lapis veldt
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not confirmed

fading socket
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Best of luck to the EA/EDers

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Hopefully we’ll all be on campus together come next year

glossy spoke
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was so worried that did a pre cry yesterday

heavy bane
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Guys how we feelin

radiant vine
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Nervous

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But excited

heavy bane
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I literally bullshitted my uncommon essay one hour before the deadline, im getting rejected for sure

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What did you guys write your essays about

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Oh and i also shared this in the rejects channel but I'll put it here too:

There's this website that simulates the experience of getting rejected from a college of your choice so that you don't feel as depressed on decision day lol, check it out guys https://ivyhub.org/

fading socket
radiant vine
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I choose the song lyric one and choose a lyric from the song what else would I do from encanto that basically asks the question of what you would do if you knew u could be imperfect

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I kinda answered that from many angles

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Like through allegories, historically, etc

heavy bane
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I did the portal one

radiant vine
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If I haven’t submitted my parents tax forms to uchicago from the portal will that mean my application is incomplete? I did the css profile but that’s it. The farsa hasn’t even released yet so I don’t think it will be such a big deal but idk

lost swallow
lost swallow
alpine obsidian
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i did the every major is messed up one

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and had a rly fun-to-write essay abt tea and water

worldly flax
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POV: I know I need to work on my other apps but I just can't cuz im too nervous/excited😭

crimson oasis
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^^

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real

fading socket
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suggestion as an REA reject: let the emotions from any rejection motivate you for RD and ED…don’t give up! nevertheless I have faith in all y’all

crimson oasis
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thank you

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best of luck to you

heavy bane
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Us fr

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Iss gonna hurt

crimson oasis
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what's your guys philosophy to getting into an ea school

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non-restrictive

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like if you get in are you gonna keep applying

worldly flax
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depends on the school obviously

crimson oasis
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well

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this one

worldly flax
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at least for me there are no schools better than Chicago

heavy bane
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If i get in ea, I'm not applying anywhere rd

crimson oasis
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oh wow

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I mean I have several pending applications rn and I'm definitely not withdrawing

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I just don't know if I'll have it in me to keep going save for the one I'm working on rn

heavy bane
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Howeverrrr im not gonna get in (gut feeling) so ive already started working on more supps ughgh

crimson oasis
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aw

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gut feeling for me is deferred

glossy spoke
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our guts are often wrong

glossy spoke
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especially with stuff like this where you cant try and fail over and over

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stay hopeful!

heavy bane
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My uncommon essay was literally about the the portal between life and death being a bar and after submitting it i legit remembered that's the plot of death parade 💀

heavy bane
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I'm so stressed

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Uchicago sent me a poster last week lol

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Also if i don't get in, can you guys tell me what a shit school uchicago is 😭

grand fern
worldly flax
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i just made my own prompt

gloomy ferry
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omg slay

worldly flax
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although i feel like the uncommon essay does nto matter that much

gloomy ferry
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i wrote the clerical error past prompt

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bro the uncommon essay matters most 💀

heavy bane
glossy spoke
gaunt sinew
worldly flax
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i think they just want to hear an authentic voice

glossy spoke
grand fern
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how did u guys go about ur why uchicago essay

worldly flax
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and as long as you enjoy yourself you'll be fine

glossy spoke
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if you dont mind sharing

glossy spoke
gaunt sinew
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Tomorrow…!?

heavy bane
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💀💀💀💀

gaunt sinew
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damn no one prepared me emotionally for this

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refund

worldly flax
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tomorrow is 17th

glossy spoke
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timezones?

gaunt sinew
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Ye it’s 8am for me 17th

heavy bane
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We need to shittalk uchicago after tmoro plis

gaunt sinew
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Nah we all getting in 💪

heavy bane
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Bro really though

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I'm from a south asian household my parents are gonna shit all over me for not getting in, im gonna come cry here fr

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: D

rich sapphire
heavy bane
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I know right : ( it should be fine. We all should be fine

glossy spoke
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It will be fine

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there are so many things greater than this

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even if it doesn't feel like it

crimson oasis
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nuh uh this is like the most important thing we'll do in our life and we only have one shot or the consequences are irreparable

shadow drum
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Fax

glossy spoke
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some takes on this chat makes me feel rly anxious so i was trying to counter that but ok meltingsob

heavy bane
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Decision's gonna come out at 3am in my local time

crimson oasis
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how do you check

glossy spoke
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u search 4 pm cst to my time on google

crimson oasis
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oh nvm

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I didn't know it was 4

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5 for me

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40 hours to go guys

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we can do this

heavy bane
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Ughhhhhhh STRESS

glossy spoke
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We will be okay whatever happens

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we are full of potential

heavy bane
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I will SO not be okay. My RD supps are not ready at all 😭

grand fern
glossy spoke
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trust

grand fern
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i havent started any other apps because as per usual i will be procrastinating

heavy bane
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Ty, i love you guys

glossy spoke
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im rly stressed abt this but I was super depressed for 2+ yrs and it took me forever to figure out that ill be okay and im not gonna let fucking , college apps take that away from me

heavy bane
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Maybe it'll help soften the blow 😭

glossy spoke
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GAHHH I NEED TO READ FOUR BOOKS BY THE END OF THE YEAR TO MEET MY READING GOAL

glossy spoke
heavy bane
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Lmaoo 😭

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I'm gonna do it a few times until im immune to it

gloomy ferry
gloomy ferry
heavy bane
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My why uchicago essay was so sexy

glossy spoke
alpine obsidian
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my why essay was so uchicago-coded (in that it was kinda like one of the examples uchicago had in its quirky list) but also not rly

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haha i’m inhaling hopium rn

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(read that carefully)

glossy spoke
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I talked abt a postcard they sent me as an ad

grand fern
glossy spoke
solid flame
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my video was a chaotic evil room tour

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theyre gonna love it or hate it

verbal kayak
alpine obsidian
random pagoda
alpine obsidian
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lmaooo i needed to make sure mods didn’t ban me lmao

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(pls don’t ban me mods i swear im just a regular sleep-deprived hs senior trying not to cry)

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but yeah

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from what i can tell, uchicago is like the one school where u can write like the most random thing ever and still be considered a serious applicant

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come monday…i’ll probs be biting my words but oh well

glossy spoke
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Oh shit maybe my why essay wasnt #kwerky enough

alpine obsidian
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i think i had the most fun writing my uchicago essays

random pagoda
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Maybe someone else can relate to this but Im mentally banking on getting accepted so hard lmao otherwise I have to write sooooo many other essays over finals week and winter break

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Brown defer and uchicago defer would be so tragic dude

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The most stressful 2w ahead of me ever if monday goes poorly

alpine obsidian
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senioritis is hitting like a truck

random pagoda
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Its not senioritis tho its just college apps

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Like early apps + uc apps took so much goddamn effort

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I dont have the endurance for all the rd shit

alpine obsidian
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ah

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well

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senioritis is hitting me like a truck

random pagoda
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Fair enough

alpine obsidian
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and uh college app exhaustion

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i feel like given what i know abt uchicago and yield protection, i can give a play by play of how my uchicago decisions are gonna go

random pagoda
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Yield protection is soooooo dumbbbb mannnnn

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Like come onnnnn

alpine obsidian
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like

grand fern
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im just so worried about aid too

alpine obsidian
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fairly competitive applicant (esp cuz i have like connections to uchicago through prof rec letter and classes), but did not submit video and applied ea —> not that interested? —> defer

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if second round == ed2: accept
else: reject

random pagoda
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I wouldnt be able to get myself to apply ed2 anywhere that's insane

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Binding on top of 47835693047 RD apps is insane imo

alpine obsidian
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yeah

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so hopefully uchicago yield protection does not come through this time

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for me

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hehe

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or anyone for that matter

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yield protection is dumb in general

random pagoda
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Yeah

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Man I dont want the reason my life is utterly miserable for the next 14 days to be because of yield protection

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Like I showed sooo muchh interests in my essays just plsssss

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Plsss man

heavy bane
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Guys we're gonna make it one day, even if we don't get in

random pagoda
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😭

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FeelsStrongMan

fading socket
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i just started my ED2/RD ones

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its gonna be ok

fading socket
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idk im like average stats (~3.64uw and 3.88w) ED2 so idk how much of a chance i got but uchi is my best shot at a t20 for sure

heavy bane
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Did anyone submit sat

alpine obsidian
alpine obsidian
fading socket
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and get around their yield protection

heavy bane
fading socket
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just EDing itself is enough?

alpine obsidian
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even split

heavy bane
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Omg that's awesome

glossy spoke
alpine obsidian
glossy spoke
alpine obsidian
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i would say ed is a pretty clear sign of

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wanting to go to uchicago tho yeah xd

verbal kayak
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didn’t they say if u don’t submit they assume it’s rly low

fading socket
alpine obsidian
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lolll

fading socket
glossy spoke
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why would yield protection even apply to ED apps

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We cant not go if accepted

alpine obsidian
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idk fin aid? maybe?

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that’s the only case i can think of

reef grove
grand fern
fading socket
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yeah if the fin aid isnt good enough id ask to be released if i were accepted

verbal kayak
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shit

fading socket
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im low income i dont have a choice

reef grove
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that's the only reason people are allowed to back out from an ed

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that said they also have better fit to consider

glossy spoke
reef grove
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just in general maybe not uchicago specifically

midnight peak
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Isnt UChi like stupidly expensive

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Like to the point you ask wtf

glossy spoke
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Yes meltingsob

midnight peak
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RIP

rich sapphire
midnight peak
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Whats tuition

rich sapphire
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it’s like 85k-90k per yr total

verbal kayak
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jesus

midnight peak
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If MIT didnt fuckin subsidize us it would be $150,000+ a year

random pagoda
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LMAO

verbal kayak
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what abt int students

bold cairn
verbal kayak
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shittt

rich sapphire
bold cairn
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broooooo whattttt

midnight peak
rich sapphire
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ohh i mean total

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but thats good

bold cairn
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damnnnnnnnnnnn

glossy spoke
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Why is that bad

midnight peak
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It isnt

glossy spoke
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Yea its great that theyre trying

fading socket
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shit sounds insane

gloomy ferry
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join Goodreads

gloomy ferry
glossy spoke
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Ohhhh okay i misunderstood the tone of ur text

gloomy ferry
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my uncommon essay was a big waving red flag

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literally

glossy spoke
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In what way

grand fern
glossy spoke
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Theres no way

gloomy ferry
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wdym

glossy spoke
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I didnt even think of that

gloomy ferry
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it ties in with the theme of my essay so

glossy spoke
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It’s eyecatching

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Oh thats good

gloomy ferry
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and rememberable

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and prolly gonna get me rejected bcuz it's hard to read but oh well🤩

gloomy ferry
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my essays strongest point is the formatting

glossy spoke
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Im kinda worried i bragged too much abt myself in my why uchi essay

gloomy ferry
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because the essay itself is meh but i took liberty with the formatting

alpine obsidian
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that’s acc so cool???? (question marks for wonder)

glossy spoke
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Its creative!

alpine obsidian
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also u just deleted it and i legit was like…did i hallucinate

gloomy ferry
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HAHA nah

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im v proud of the idea so im gatekeeping

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like I've already submitted so it doesn't matter but still

alpine obsidian
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mm true true

gloomy ferry
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i chose the clerical error prot

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Prompt

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wrote about creative whiting

alpine obsidian
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ohhhh nice nice

gloomy ferry
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and then creatively whited my essay

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so i went all out with it but also idk about readability

alpine obsidian
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

verbal kayak
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my essay feels so boring now lmao

grand fern
gloomy ferry
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if it's creative have hope in yourself

gloomy ferry
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omg I love your reading tastes

glossy spoke
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My fossil dean said my creative was one of the best shes ever read and im hoping the AO had the same taste as her

gloomy ferry
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fossil Dean???

gloomy ferry
glossy spoke
grand fern
gloomy ferry
glossy spoke
gloomy ferry
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HAHA sure

glossy spoke
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75 goal is crazy my goal is 20 LOL

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bruh i rly want to read lessons in chemistry but the other cover looks so ugly i cant get myself to buy it

gloomy ferry
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ok but look how many I've read😭

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last year i did 110

grand fern
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im so sad because ive literally read like one book this year

gloomy ferry
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so i figured i could do 75 this year

glossy spoke
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cursedmoon how

gloomy ferry
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then senioritis hit

grand fern
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normally its atleast 15 😭

verbal kayak
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real

gloomy ferry
verbal kayak
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at least the very few i did read were good

gloomy ferry
glossy spoke
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whats your favorite book

gloomy ferry
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lol don't do that to me

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i have tons of favorites

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currently I'm reading this book called all your demise and i LOVED the first part (all of us villains)

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percy Jackson always a classic

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uh i love six of crows

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beach read

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idk bro i have so many

glossy spoke
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i wish i liked YA cus the scene is rly good rn but i can never get into it

verbal kayak
gloomy ferry
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RIGHT

gloomy ferry
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my uchicago essay started with my love for ya books

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bro im so excited for the pjo series

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my camp half blood tshirt arrived today

glossy spoke
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i still respect 🫡

gloomy ferry
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what's yalls

verbal kayak
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i tried to cut my hair like percy’s as described in the books

glossy spoke
gloomy ferry
gloomy ferry
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what are they about?

verbal kayak
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realized i had straight hair and couldn’t lol

glossy spoke
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wait youve never heard of brave new world??

verbal kayak
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i read brave new world for class

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it’s like dystopian society controlled through happiness

glossy spoke
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pleasure

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id say pleasure

verbal kayak
verbal kayak
gloomy ferry
gloomy ferry
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is it a standalone?

glossy spoke
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yes

gloomy ferry
gloomy ferry
verbal kayak
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i had to read for class

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my teacher liked dystopian novels

gloomy ferry
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man i vibe with people who read sm if uchicago culture is anything like this thread im so excited to go ugh

gloomy ferry
glossy spoke
gloomy ferry
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my English teacher loves cooking and asked us all to subscribe to her cooking channel

glossy spoke
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LMAOOOO

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thats so sweet

verbal kayak
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dude yeah and our teacher said that was his favorite part

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and would read it all dramatically

lost charm
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do we have an exact time for monday

glossy spoke
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me personally bnw > 1984

glossy spoke
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not exact but

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should be around there

lost charm
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cst i assume?

gloomy ferry
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lol it comes out 1 am my time

lost charm
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imma be in mexico opening my decision lmfao

grand fern
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im gonna be holding in tears at work

verbal kayak
glossy spoke
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lmfao valid

verbal kayak
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maybe that’s why i prefer 1984

molten adder
glossy spoke
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there are some 🤨 takes

wraith hedge
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Wait is ea coming out Monday

glossy spoke
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yes 18th

wraith hedge
gloomy ferry
fading socket
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I found some UChicago mail I got months ago

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Thankful I didn’t throw it out

little schooner
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Or just visiting?

runic dock
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i'm so ANXIOUS ITS COMING OUT TOMORROW WTFFF

fading socket
runic dock
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thanks man i appreciate it

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it's coming out at 3 30 am IST ish

fading socket
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gl tomorrow!

runic dock
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aww

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i'm going to watch movies tomorrow

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all day

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to keep myself occupied

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cant get myself to study

runic dock
fading socket
runic dock
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done with finals so thats nice

runic dock
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perfect

fading socket
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its so antsy on the day of tho

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feels like time moves slow

gloomy ferry
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are you Indian too?!

runic dock
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yupp I am

gloomy ferry
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ooh where?

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did you ea or ed? what major?

rugged field
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damn

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it rlly be coming out soon

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cya guys next year 🙏

heavy bane
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Guys I've accepted that i may not get in : D it hurts

gloomy ferry
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about 30 hours

gloomy ferry
heavy bane
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Bro help

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You're indian?

gloomy ferry
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yeah!

heavy bane
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Man, im pakistani wassuuup

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Cryinh

verbal kayak
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it’s gna be ok

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i’ve already been rejected by ed

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i have no more emotions

rugged field
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decision when

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@upper elm rd believer lmao

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why not ea

gloomy ferry
rugged field
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o

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cool

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uchicago shd stop yield protecting

gloomy ferry
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real

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then I'd get in ea

rugged field
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damn that confidence

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like im glad they did yield-protection for my cohort

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cuz i was able to get in through ed2

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lol

gloomy ferry
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i can't ed but uchicago is my no. 1

rugged field
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but they shd stop cuz this 88% shit gets out of hand

gloomy ferry
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and i really really really really really wanna get in

rugged field
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lol

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no ed is crazy tho

gloomy ferry
gloomy ferry
rugged field
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couple of publics

rugged field
thin sluice
upper tendon
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who else is gonna get their decision at 3:30 AM

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i kinda just wanna wait till I get up for school but I know I wont be able to sleep

gloomy ferry
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Lol same

gloomy ferry
gloomy ferry
lost swallow
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have they released a time?

upper tendon
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they usually release decisions at 4 PM CT or so im told

rugged field
upper tendon
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desi people struggles fr

rugged field
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i opened my decision when i woke up

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with my cat

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and i got in

mystic hinge
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Gl everyone

lapis veldt
lapis veldt
restive gazelle
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anyone have pictures of uchicago food

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any would be fine, but preferably the worst looking ones

frigid flare
delicate fog
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yo i see lots of desis here wow

heavy bane
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Ayyy

frigid flare
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just remembered that since uchicago has no srar i was unable to send community college courses i attended

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they gon think i had no course rigor

glossy spoke
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Theres gotta have been some other way to show that

frigid flare
glossy spoke
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Additional info section?

worthy oracle
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what prompt yall do for chicago

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im doing the undo one

frigid flare
frigid flare
worthy oracle
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what portmanteau u end up making?

glossy spoke
worthy oracle
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oh wait u prob dont wanna answer that

worthy oracle
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i wanted to do the unwritten rule one but i could only think of rly generic things

frigid flare
mossy frigate
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i did odd numbers and talked abt how they are used in visual art and design

worthy oracle
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attach guns to giraffes bro 💀

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that's tuff

lost swallow
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i don’t think mine is that good though tbh

mossy frigate
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some symmetry but mostly like how odd numbers are used to center essential elements of artwork like in the last supper

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i dont have formal training so i kinda pulled it out of my ass

south vale
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Are the decisions out??

lost swallow
south vale
worthy oracle
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im doin ed2 instead of ea cuz the deferral acceptance rate is like .5% in rd/ed2 💀

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idk why its so low

lost swallow
worthy oracle
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did u email

lost swallow
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if i get deferred ea i’ll switch

worthy oracle
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what yall tryna major in

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i would do econ if i got in

mystic hinge
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Econ

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Same

worthy oracle
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uchicago is so good for econ

mystic hinge
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Yeah

frigid flare
worthy oracle
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gl

glossy spoke
mystic hinge
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Ive been praying everyday since Thursday that I get in

frigid flare
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hoping less common major makes up for my shortcomings but also it's not a particularly rare major there's a crapton of ling majors at uchicago compared to other schools

mossy frigate
worthy oracle
mystic hinge
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Damn

mossy frigate
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linguistics and anthro is a super unique combo tho

worthy oracle
mystic hinge
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Did you ed penb

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Penn*

worthy oracle
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yea wharton

mystic hinge
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Oh rip

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I ed UChicago

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Same

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Very competitive

mossy frigate
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where ru from? if u dont mind saying

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ooh i did a summer program w a bunch of ppl from there and they were insane

worthy oracle
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yea lol

frigid flare
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both neu and nyu have joint majors in lingusitics and anthropology

mossy frigate
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oh i guess i hadnt really heard abt it before but idk much about that field so that makes sense

grand fern
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im less and less confident by the minute

noble field
rain vector
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is the time confirmed or is it still just "late afternoon"

shadow drum
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@gloomy ferry @lost swallow ping me when decisions come out

glass bear
shadow drum
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I wanna know

glass bear
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cst

lost swallow
noble field
shadow drum
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5 pm cst?

lost swallow
frigid flare
frigid flare
lost swallow
shadow drum
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💀

lost swallow
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you’re right lol

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well i heard both 4pm and 5pm as potential options

shadow drum
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Gotchu

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Everytime i wish i applied i remember how dogshit the essay prompts are

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Then im happy i didnt waste my time

lost swallow
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it was fun to write tbh

vast sand
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tomorrow

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😳

bold raft
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same

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so excited for tmr

runic dock
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wait was last time 4pm est or cst?

shadow drum
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Csr

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Cst

heavy bane
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Guys how we feeling

noble field
noble field
lost swallow
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i don’t think it’s that good to be fair

radiant vine
thorn cloud
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if you don’t expect much you can’t be disappointed

frigid flare
frigid flare
lost swallow
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oh is that gun and giraffe

rich sapphire
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gunraffes

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i love that

lost swallow
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i’m curious, how did you connect those two ideas @frigid flare

noble field
lost swallow
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what did you do

noble field
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and i talked about offense and defense in sports

lost swallow
noble field
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mentioned lebron james blocking andre iguodala

thorn cloud
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I talked about binary code

thorn cloud
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but i think it’s too basic

lost swallow
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how so

thorn cloud
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I don’t think binary code is creative enough

noble field
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idek whats binary code

thorn cloud
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my prompt was two things that i do each other

lost swallow
noble field
thorn cloud
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binary code is 0 and 1 with 0 being off and 1 being on

noble field
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i think thats good

thorn cloud
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then i extrapolated it out to the entire world from there

lost swallow
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doesn’t seem bad

noble field
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ngl i thought offense and defense might be too broad

lost swallow
thorn cloud
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yeah i just see people talking about things like soup and whatnot so idk if it’s unique enough

noble field
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i showed it to u like a couple months ago

lost swallow
lost swallow
noble field
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i wish

solid flame
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uchicago came out at 4pm est last year?

noble field
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cst

solid flame
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oh ok cool

lost swallow
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so 5pm east?

solid flame
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when i get home from school then

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im cst im just so used to everything being in est 💀

runic dock
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what do you guys think is the

glass bear
runic dock
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most difficult prompt

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to write

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like you cant even begin to think of smth

noble field
glass bear
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Olive Garden is kidnapping anyone who has the aptitude of a professional eater

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So the population of professional eaters can never exceed the amount of sticks they can produce yearly

heavy bane
mossy frigate
runic dock
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did anyone do find x?

noble field
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im hoping the person who read my essays is a sport fan

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if not, GG

glass bear
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I think I started writing two weeks before November 1

lost swallow
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hold on i might be stupid let me reread

heavy bane
runic dock
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i read someone's essay on find x - it was smth about her grandfather used to make her treasure maps to play with and how finding the x and getting the treasure everytime brought her closer to him

noble field
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i wrote my essay starting in june cause they released the prompts early 💀

frigid flare
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it doesn't tell them much about me but i'm hoping my sense of humor and satire comes through

heavy bane
solid flame
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my why uchicago was a little generic

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i thought it was good then i read others

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i love uchicago sm yet there was some stuff i didnt mention wheni shouldve

noble field
solid flame
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i did not utilize my infinite word limit

noble field
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and not something about u

heavy bane
frigid flare
upper elm
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i got it on lock

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locked out of my house once i get rejected

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🙂

runic dock
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im just listening to songs and staring into blank space now

upper elm
runic dock
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i shall do this for the next 26 hours

heavy bane
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I'm disassociating

glass bear
noble field
glass bear
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it’s supposed to show your vibes or something

runic dock
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i love you uchicago i love you so much

heavy bane
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I'm gonna come here and shit talk uchicago the moment I get rejected

noble field
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u will never catch me loving a school ever again

frigid flare
noble field
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upenn broke my heart 😭

glossy spoke
noble field
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well thats hard depending on the prompt u chose

glass bear
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You can’t kill ALL of them

upper elm
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nah i'd win

frigid flare
glass bear
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whats the largest animal you could beat in hand to hand combat 💀

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LMFAO

upper elm
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blue whale

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that mf does not have hands

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💀

glossy spoke
heavy bane
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I'm guessing atleast 10 people here will get in.

frigid flare
upper elm
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i mean

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idt that guy moves quickly enough

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not sure

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like i'd get at least 100 hits in before he hits me

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particularly because the whale wouldn't notice me

heavy bane
upper elm
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💀

runic dock
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wait quickly guys ED1 or EA?

upper elm
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ea

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sports.

frigid flare
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ed

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sports.

upper elm
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getting the deferral DLC from uchicago EA sports

runic dock
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is getting deferred from ED like a

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very rare thing?

heavy bane
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ea

runic dock
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for uchicago atleast

noble field
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what r the chances to get rejected from ea

frigid flare
glossy spoke
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Thinking abt how as soon as the physics final frq started everyone turned the page, saw the problem, and started laughing out of fear

heavy bane
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Man i shoulda submitted the video, too

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Regretting

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my life choices

solid flame
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i mightve been better without my video 💀

heavy bane
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Did u submit

solid flame
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ya

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my video kinda sucked

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ppl i showed it to thought it was funny

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but it was very messy

frigid flare
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i did ed so i didn't even need the video to show interest and it probably affected my application negatively

heavy bane
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They don't care about it being professional anyways. Gotta be genuine

solid flame
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i barely even showed myself and my room was dirty

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and for the sake of time i ran upstairs so much i kept like panting while talking 😭

heavy bane
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Aw it's probably fine

noble field
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nah mine was bad too

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i filmed myself making dinner

heavy bane
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I tried to make a video but my vlogging skills suck

noble field
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💀

frigid flare
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i tried to channel my inner vlogbrother

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i do not have an inner vlogbrother

solid flame
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i hope uchicago likes quirky but i might be too quirky i fear

frigid flare
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yield protected for being too quirky

solid flame
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right