Columbia University (2023-2024)

[devout mirage]

wow

[native hatch]

she doesn’t like columbia’s vibe or smth stupid

[halcyon flame]

everyone. is it doable to start the Columbia essays rn and finish by 1159 dont lie to me

[native hatch]

😭

[native hatch]

yes i did them in 30 min

[devout mirage]

YES

[native hatch]

ur fine

[devout mirage]

BRO

JUST DO IT

HURRY

[native hatch]

go write

[devout mirage]

DONT ASK IF ITS DOABLE JUST DO IT

https://tenor.com/view/nike-just-do-it-gif-26636514

[native hatch]

don’t type here lol

go for it

[devout mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-gif-26049397

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-get-to-work-gif-21630516

[wise haven]

none of u are gettign in give up

[halcyon flame]

OK BYE ALL IM GONNA GO TRY

SO TRUE

[wise haven]

nah im trolling u all got it

gl

[devout mirage]

what a pooper of the party

[halcyon flame]

100% shots are missed if you dont take

[devout mirage]

i take it back

[wise haven]

i love ruining peoples lives

[native hatch]

so true titxn im going to be so sad if columbia doesn’t accept me

[hazy nacelle]

wiat columbia does sibling legacy

?

[wise haven]

its ok caly, not all of us can be great

[devout mirage]

dont all schools?

[native hatch]

i have to go back in 13 days im so sad

FUCK nyc

[wise haven]

i am tho fuck yall im gettingg in

[wise haven]

LMAO IM THE ONE LIVING HERE

[halcyon flame]

im getting in idc

[native hatch]

yea ur buying me pizza

[halcyon flame]

its happening

[devout mirage]

WHAT

[native hatch]

I LIVE HERE TOO NOW

by technicality

[devout mirage]

oh wôw

[winged hinge]

i love nyc i love nyc i love nyc

[wise haven]

uh no

[devout mirage]

thàt cræzÿ

[wise haven]

nuh uhhh

[native hatch]

who wants to be adopted

[devout mirage]

yuh

pls

[wise haven]

show me around

i need good food palces

[winged hinge]

no <3

[devout mirage]

WAIT NO I ALREADY DID MY APP

[hazy nacelle]

NYU is way better than columbia (JK)

[wise haven]

MF

i havent explored teh city despite living here

[native hatch]

stop simping and buy me that pizza bruh

[winged hinge]

simping is crazy when ur asking him to buy u food 💀 /lh

[wise haven]

IM AVOIDING BUYING U THAT PIZZA BY GOING WITH CLOCK

[winged hinge]

WOW OK DOXXED

[bitter iris]

waste of money

[native hatch]

this is actually crazy

LMFAO

[winged hinge]

LOL

[wise haven]

i would never dox anyone

that is rude and uncalled for

[halcyon flame]

me when they ask why school like idk i want a degree or smth

[native hatch]

bro is hating… doxxing… refusing to pay debts…

[wise haven]

i am man of many illegal acts

[devout mirage]

literally

[wise haven]

a sinner

the devil will recruit me

[native hatch]

brb telling columbia

[wise haven]

ah hold on now bro

colubmia also does that

[native hatch]

walking to columbia admissions rn

[wise haven]

they dont get to reject me

[halcyon flame]

any current columbia kids wanna say some unique shit thats cool that i could throw in ❤️ bonus points if physics related

[wise haven]

for that

[devout mirage]

bro do titan caly and clock all know each other

wtf is this connection

[wise haven]

ya

[native hatch]

wdym

im a physics major

[halcyon flame]

oh aye

[devout mirage]

u literally have to get in now or theyll bully u without end bro

like u deadass MUST get in

[wise haven]

they would do it regardless

[devout mirage]

u will not live a rejection down

[halcyon flame]

well idk for the why columbia i feel very impersonal with the writing

[wise haven]

@winged hinge buy me food

[native hatch]

ok what physics are u into

[wise haven]

actually

can u pay caly back

for me

with ur meal swipes

[native hatch]

bro 💀

[wise haven]

instead

[halcyon flame]

astro

[native hatch]

IM ASTROPHYSICS TOO

[halcyon flame]

OMG

[plain timber]

when i review the commonapp in pdf form my act scores dont show up

[wise haven]

im a businessman i gotta use my opportunites

[halcyon flame]

AYE

[native hatch]

yoo wait dm me

[wise haven]

u submit it on their own portal

[plain timber]

ok thx

[halcyon flame]

on my way

[wise haven]

theyll email u a portal u submit it there

[devout mirage]

usually how long does that take

cus i still aint gotten my emial

i wannt it 😦

[winged hinge]

yeah he came and we saw each other for like 10 mins lol

[winged hinge]

no 🤣

[wise haven]

praying 2nd semester hits u like a truck🙏

[wise haven]

a few days

[winged hinge]

1st ssem went rly welll

im hyped for second sem

[wise haven]

yeah ik it did u nerd

[winged hinge]

can yall get in so we can talk abt columbia

[wise haven]

u were flexing on insta

[devout mirage]

i woulda been hella shocked to see some kid on discord end up being 6'3 and 250lbs

[winged hinge]

i WAS??

[wise haven]

bro had a smile on her face

taht was abnormal

[winged hinge]

LMAO imagine

[wise haven]

caly was dying

[winged hinge]

I DID??

[wise haven]

and clock was out here living her best life

[wise haven]

ya lmao

halloween was cool tho

[winged hinge]

oh ur talkin early december

before finals

[wise haven]

oh no finals dont count

[winged hinge]

loll

[wise haven]

nobody is happy during finals

[winged hinge]

ok yeha fair

i thought u meant recently

[wise haven]

LOL no

also nyc being cold as shit didnt help

its jsut depressing

now

its all so dark and cold

[devout mirage]

@winged hinge on a real how do u like campus and nyc

[wise haven]

its sad

[devout mirage]

im hearing so much mixed shit

[winged hinge]

SO GOOD

AHHH SO GOOD

I LOVE COLUMBIA

[wise haven]

shes lying

[winged hinge]

HEHE

IM GENUNINELY SO HAPY IM HERE

[winged hinge]

💀 why we cappin

[wise haven]

where did u live before this

i forgot

[devout mirage]

ok u doin too much

[winged hinge]

bro ohio

[wise haven]

it was like

[devout mirage]

type 1 if they holding u hostage gangy

[winged hinge]

no like

[wise haven]

YEAH THERE

LMAO

ok that makes a lot of sense

[winged hinge]

i rly rly like it

i think the vibes are so good

[wise haven]

NYC is great if youve never experienced a city like tihs

its alwyas lively

[devout mirage]

@wise haven ur not biased, what are ur thoughts of nyc and columbia campus

[devout mirage]

i have never indeed

[winged hinge]

hE LIVES HERE WDYM UNBIASED

[wise haven]

uhhh the campus is a little cramped and weirdly organized but so are a lot of NYC places and college campuses

so its not bad

[winged hinge]

i love the midwest but the ppl ive met at columbia and the vibes are j so good <33

[wise haven]

but everyone is nice

the administation is shit tho

so

[devout mirage]

save it for the judge gangy

[fallen fossil]

because nyc is the best

[wise haven]

but so is every colleges adminsitation

it definietly knows tahts its an ivy and proves taht to u

[devout mirage]

a little cramped in terms of ppl or its small or what

[wise haven]

no buildings

[devout mirage]

HOW IS THAT CRAMPED

THATS THE OPPOSITE

[wise haven]

huh

[devout mirage]

oh wait

fucking

[wise haven]

im talking about inside building

[devout mirage]

i read that as there are no buildings

[wise haven]

the hallways feel cramped

[devout mirage]

ah ic

[wise haven]

the actual layout is a little confusing but as with any college u need to walk aroudn for a day and find all ur classes beforehand

and then it all makes sense

[devout mirage]

well tahts kinda shit because i like to stretch my arms out and spin around in a cricle on my way to class

[wise haven]

yeah no not happening

[winged hinge]

not rly bro

well

ig in like

the cc buildigns

[native hatch]

when was i dying

[winged hinge]

LMFAO

[wise haven]

but its also NYC and they try to integrate themselves to that so it doesnt feel very diff

[winged hinge]

it's so small compared to other colleges tbh

[wise haven]

the eng building hallways pissed me off

[devout mirage]

hes 6'3 250lbs rmemeber, whats small to him is massive for others chill on the guy

[winged hinge]

everywehere is like a five min walk away

[winged hinge]

massive

i am

five feet tall

[wise haven]

everything IS really close th

[winged hinge]

👍

[devout mirage]

...

[wise haven]

pretty sure u were 4 2 when we met

[devout mirage]

..................

[wise haven]

maybe 3 2 i really cant tell

[devout mirage]

bro wait how did you even know u were meeting them when u went to campus

[wise haven]

cause i asked

to meet them

i said lets meet

like a normal person

"want to meet up" "yea sure"

wow

[devout mirage]

oh i thought u introduced yourself as hater titxn to everyone u met and u happened to stumble upon fellow a2c memebrs

[wise haven]

so difficult

[devout mirage]

my fault

[wise haven]

nah u good

[winged hinge]

HAHAHA

[wise haven]

thats clinically insane behavior

id rather get hit by a car

[winged hinge]

HAHAHHAHAH

"yeah im hater titxn from the a2c discord"

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

[devout mirage]

ur pfp is of a duck passing out of exhaustion from studying come on

[wise haven]

BRO CAN U IMAGINE IF I INTRODUCED MYSELF LIKE THAT

WITH MY BUILD

AHAHAH

[devout mirage]

WAIT ARE YOU ACC 6'3 250LBS????????

[wise haven]

lmao hes jsut chilling

[wise haven]

no

im short

and skinny

[devout mirage]

aw

[wise haven]

very skinny

[native hatch]

no he’s like 5’4”

[wise haven]

im 5 7

[devout mirage]

wtf

[wise haven]

put some respesct on my name

tf

[winged hinge]

he's like 5'2

[wise haven]

UR 5 4

WTF

[native hatch]

bro is def not 5’7”

[devout mirage]

could u bench clock

[wise haven]

BRO I HAD TO LOOK DOWN TO LOOK CLCOK IN THE EYES

WHAT THE FUCK

[devout mirage]

if u cant bench someone 3'2 thats a problem

[wise haven]

no im weak

[devout mirage]

brudda

[wise haven]

i cant lift the bar u tell me

[winged hinge]

??? coul dyou??????

wtf

[devout mirage]

yea ur 3'2

dont even

[winged hinge]

i am not a unit of measurement

[devout mirage]

unless ur saying u got some HEFT

[winged hinge]

ok i could be made of like.

[devout mirage]

some MASS

[wise haven]

1 clock worths of weight

[winged hinge]

plutonium

[wise haven]

LMAO CNA U IMAGINE USING THAT A GYM METRIC

AHHAHAH

yeah i can lift 1 clock

[devout mirage]

bro literally the only way someone wouldnt be able to lift u is if u were wider than u were taller

[wise haven]

AHHAHA

[wise haven]

dont doubt her

[winged hinge]

i use myself as a unit length sometimes ngl

[wise haven]

she could do it

[devout mirage]

wtf 😭

mane

[wise haven]

do ur friends use u as a measurement

for height

[devout mirage]

columbia be letting circles in?

[winged hinge]

LOL

[wise haven]

they dont get photos of people man

[winged hinge]

yes

[wise haven]

cut em some slack

[wise haven]

yeah ok cause ur 5 feet on the dot so it makes sens

its just convenient

[devout mirage]

man as soon as i see a mf ROLL onto campus im rescinding ion care if theyre already here 😭😭😭

[wise haven]

bro imagine if u were compressable

💀

AHAHHA 5 FOOT COMPRESSABLE

asd'lgjkhask;ghjdsa

[wise haven]

beach ball typa builds be bouncing to class on the daily

[devout mirage]

bro i gotta lock in im talking like i alr got accepted

[wise haven]

same lmao

[devout mirage]

i needa stop before i get too invested and cry when they reject me

[winged hinge]

thats the best way to talk

have confidence

[winged hinge]

WTF

[devout mirage]

no.

[wise haven]

AHHAHAH

nah bro u not a realis t

u not an optimistic realist

u missing out

[winged hinge]

have faith

or dont

tbh maybe its better to keep ur expectations low

[quasi kayak]

this is what i did

[devout mirage]

dat 4% acceptance rate tells me otherwise

[wise haven]

theres no right way to think of it u just gotta keep going is all

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[winged hinge]

real real real

[devout mirage]

Ur fine I did that too

[devout mirage]

Omg just like me

[modern steppe]

guys

is maker maker portfolio description ok?

[vernal scroll]

do faculty members review you maker portfolio?

@native hatch

[native hatch]

Yes

[native hatch]

I don’t know

[modern steppe]

thx!

[modern steppe]

bruh

maker maker portfolio

[modern steppe]

mafinesting my maker portfolio is the reason I'll get accepted

[devout mirage]

dats what i like to hear

[modern steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/death-gif-20834117

you too bro

I lowkey gotta delete that

lol

I'm nerd

dont mind me

sir yes sirrrr

😎

https://tenor.com/view/walk-andrew-tate-walk-top-g-top-g-walk-savage-gif-26857321

[quasi kayak]

why is he wearing a woman's cardigan ijbol

he looks like an english teacher

[modern steppe]

beucase he is the G

[chrome jolt]

boys i still have two essays to write

is it over

jk ik i can crack it out

[modern steppe]

guys

what is the deadline for

CSS profile?

[hazy nacelle]

nah u got this

diamonds are made under pressure 👿

[modern steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-block-minecraft-minecraft-stone-minecraft-mining-minecraft-stone-block-gif-24638774

[modern steppe]

CSS pls

[hazy nacelle]

Feb 15

[modern steppe]

oh wtf

[modern steppe]

even if I'm international?

[hazy nacelle]

Yes

[modern steppe]

so I can submit my CSS profile

[modern steppe]

the day I'll get my rejection from Vandy?

[hazy nacelle]

dont wait that long

[modern steppe]

y/n?

[hazy nacelle]

but technically tes

yes

[modern steppe]

lezggoooo

[modern steppe]

ofc lool

also

it is 6am in turkey rn

but 1/2

I just usbmitted my app with the slideroom

[hazy nacelle]

ur from turkey?

[modern steppe]

I hope nothing goes bad

[modern steppe]

yup

[hazy nacelle]

im visitng turkey in march

[fallen fossil]

TURKEY MENTIONED

🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

[modern steppe]

where

[fallen fossil]

💪💪💪

[modern steppe]

fucking electricity

[hazy nacelle]

istanbul

[modern steppe]

didnt have power for like 5 hours

[modern steppe]

whatcu planning to do here

[hazy nacelle]

basically stopping in turkey omw to dubai

[modern steppe]

damn great

[hazy nacelle]

but im staying for one or two days

[modern steppe]

it's enough I'd say

[fallen fossil]

go to hagia sophia

[hazy nacelle]

gotta try the ice cream shop first 🤣

[fallen fossil]

you won’t beat the ice cream man

[hazy nacelle]

challenge accepted

[fallen fossil]

@modern steppe kanka sen nerelisin

hangi şehir

[modern steppe]

lets gooo , we're fine

[modern steppe]

ankara ankara guzel ankara

seni gormek ister her bahti kara

[fallen fossil]

ankara ve güzel aynı cümlede yazılmaz

[modern steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-gif-15112361227290036695

harbiden oyle amk

şimdi ankaradan clevelanda gitmekten korkuyorum

ozellikle ohio 💀

[fallen fossil]

cleveland

[modern steppe]

dümdüz ora da

bir bok yok

[hazy nacelle]

turkish is in english script

?

thats cool

[fallen fossil]

latin script yes

[hazy nacelle]

oh

like similar

english comes from latin and greek right

[fallen fossil]

well english also uses latin script

these letters are latin p sure

[modern steppe]

I mean, we dont speak arabic 😄

[fallen fossil]

@modern steppe kanka neden clevelanda gidiyorsun

CW?

[modern steppe]

yok la gitmem inş diye

[hazy nacelle]

how do u read the quran

[modern steppe]

yup, cwru

[modern steppe]

secular country

[fallen fossil]

gidebilirsin

[hazy nacelle]

so ur not muslim?

[modern steppe]

cwru manyak biliyorum, ama daha çok CA istiyorum

[chrome jolt]

exactlyyyy

[modern steppe]

I am, but I dont have to be a muslim

[hazy nacelle]

yea so how do u read quran

[fallen fossil]

california yanın neresi ama

[modern steppe]

translation?

[hazy nacelle]

i have a translation version

[modern steppe]

bay area

[hazy nacelle]

in english

[fallen fossil]

i have one that’s arabic on one side turkish on the other

where are you from 🐮

[hazy nacelle]

like my parents

or me

[modern steppe]

both

[fallen fossil]

well ethnic background

[modern steppe]

this

[fallen fossil]

kanka sen neden erken kalktın

[hazy nacelle]

Indian

[modern steppe]

uyumadım

[fallen fossil]

ZINDABADDDDDDDDDD

[modern steppe]

😄

[fallen fossil]

neden ya

yazmak için?

[hazy nacelle]

blud thats pakistan

[modern steppe]

başvurularla ilgileniyorum

[fallen fossil]

india zindabad

too

[fallen fossil]

mmmm

[modern steppe]

sen nerde yaşıyorsun

[hazy nacelle]

lmaoo

[modern steppe]

US?

[fallen fossil]

turk okullara başvurdun mu?

[fallen fossil]

evt

[modern steppe]

basvuru yok bizde YKS sadece

girmiyorum yksye

sikerler bıktım amk

[fallen fossil]

o sınav gibi bisey mi

[modern steppe]

ha sen direkt US'de doğdun

[fallen fossil]

evt ama çocukken iki yıl için istanbulluda yaşadım

ve türkçe benim ana dil ama biraz kirik şu an

[modern steppe]

YKS üniversite sınavı JEE gibi sadece ona bakıyor üniversiteler

başvuru yok, puanın yeterse giriyorsun

yılda 1 oluyor bu sınav ek olarak

ve örnek vereyim, boğaziçi üniversitesi bilgisiyar mühendisliğine girmek için top 1000 lazım 3.5m sınava giren arasından

[fallen fossil]

evet şimdi hatırlıyorum kuzenim onun için okuyordu

[modern steppe]

also, is this legal? like speaking turkish

Not specifically turkish lol, a language other than english?

[fallen fossil]

don’t think so tbh

[winged hinge]

CLEVELAND MENTIONED??

[fallen fossil]

but there’s a turks thread

let me open it again if i can

[fallen fossil]

are you from?

[winged hinge]

yes

CWRU MENTIONED??

[modern steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-lebronjames-lebron-james-lakers-playoffs-gif-11459129917430145198

[winged hinge]

CWRU???

[modern steppe]

silly clock

is Suits legit

in terms of law

[fallen fossil]

cleveland this is for you

[winged hinge]

wait i love suits

[winged hinge]

YAH

i dont know turkish 💯

[winged hinge]

LMFAO

love

[fallen fossil]

are there turks at columbia?

[winged hinge]

i wouldnt know 😭

probbaly!

@native hatch

?

[modern steppe]

lemme check linkedin

yup there are

[fallen fossil]

doing that detective work i see

[modern steppe]

but PhD tho

[native hatch]

HOW WOULD I KNOW

[modern steppe]

not undergrad

[native hatch]

but yes there are

lmao

i know a few turkish people

[winged hinge]

SO TOU DO KNOW

[fallen fossil]

whose linkedin did you find 😭

[fallen fossil]

there’s a few turkish poli sci profs

[modern steppe]

wtf, give my bro the permission

he'd be a great politician

[fallen fossil]

the school in the banner looks like boğaziçi lol

i think it is actually

[modern steppe]

it is lmfao

yuppey, we went to same HS

[fallen fossil]

BOĞAZİÇİ MENTIONED

💪💪💪

[modern steppe]

add me turk fellow

[fallen fossil]

tamamen türk değilim

babam kürt

ve annem türk ama bulgar göçmen

[modern steppe]

kürtte türk olm

ha kürt ha türk

kardeşiz kardeş

[fallen fossil]

evet

[modern steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/yaşasınırkımız-çinebedelkırkımız-söylenirtürkümüz-çağlardançağlara-yasasin-irkimiz-gif-20424066

[fallen fossil]

masallah

[winged hinge]

wtf HAHAAH

cool connection yall

[hazy nacelle]

is that u?

[modern steppe]

yup

[hazy nacelle]

nah

[fallen fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-man-kaan-ozdil-chad-angry-talking-gif-17143003

me

[hazy nacelle]

it says hes a Phd student

[edgy knoll]

Chat

[hazy nacelle]

and silly clock is a college freshman

[edgy knoll]

Are we getting in

[modern steppe]

it's not me bro

random turkish guy at columbia

[fallen fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/we-haha-lol-lmfao-laughing-gif-18782275

[fallen fossil]

bros linkedin is crazy

[winged hinge]

?

[hazy nacelle]

who is this yusuf guy

[modern steppe]

random guy at columbia

but he's turkish

[native hatch]

nice

[fallen fossil]

you should tell him he has a lot of fans on the a2c discord

[native hatch]

who

i don’t even go to columbia

[fallen fossil]

the random turkish cs student

[fallen fossil]

oh

what’s psu

penn state?

[native hatch]

right @winged hinge

[fallen fossil]

we are penn state 💪

[winged hinge]

yes

[jade sigil]

yall i need help 😭 why is the general tab never check marked

i checked like 3 times i've answered every question on "general"

[quasi kayak]

NEW YORK CRHISTMANA

[hazy nacelle]

undo all of em and redo

[rose cliff]

for a friend: does columbia take sat/ap scores? and if so do you have to do an official score send or is it just self report

[hazy nacelle]

yes self report

is it okay to use AI as an abbreviation

[quasi kayak]

yes

[bitter iris]

yes

[severe yacht]

same shit happened to me

just undo all the answers

and do them again

[jade sigil]

That’s actually crazy ty

[hazy nacelle]

blud just ignored me

[chrome jolt]

submitted 🎉🎉🎉🎉

my essays were so ass everybody clap🎉🎉🎉

[fallen fossil]

👏

is your pfp phoebe bridgers or am i tripping

[chrome jolt]

yes! but it’s snoopy instead of phoebe heheheh

[fallen fossil]

i recognized the background lol, nice snoopy add on

he has siblings too

[cunning hemlock]

does columbia accept extended resumes?

[chrome jolt]

snoopy lore unlocked🤯

[quartz yoke]

no way

was it not in local time?

[native hatch]

it is local time

ur fine

[quartz yoke]

its not letting me submit

its only 9:10 PM

[severe yacht]

is your pc's time zone set correctly?

[rose zenith]

visit karakalpakstan also 😓

[quartz yoke]

im pretty sure yeah

[severe yacht]

maybe try on a different device

[wise finch]

mine said the same thing but I was still able to submit

should be fine

[hazy nacelle]

yea i just submitted

and it said the same

its cuz common app works in EST

[quartz yoke]

yippe

[hazy nacelle]

lol i wish

dont got time like that

[foggy dove]

time to start my application

[hazy nacelle]

GL

[foggy dove]

"List a selection of texts, resources and outlets that have contributed to your intellectual development outside of academic courses, including but not limited to books, journals, websites, podcasts, essays, plays, presentations, videos, museums and other content that you enjoy. " Do you literally just list eveyrthing without any explanation?

[crisp roost]

yes

[hazy nacelle]

Yes

what time zone r u btw

[split fractal]

do i need to have my name on the research abstract pdf

[foggy dove]

2 more hours lol

[dusk trellis]

stay untill decisions

imma leave then as well

[reef glacier]

holy I almost just despacito'ed

bro I paid for that app in the last 10 seconds of 11:59

that shit is not gonna let me sleep

[foggy dove]

bruh was one minute late to submit my supplements

[reef glacier]

wait

does that mean you couldn't make it?

[foggy dove]

nah i think its fine

i mean i was only 1 minute late lol

and i payed for the application well before deadline

if i am an accept material they would not turn me down just because im 1 minute late

[reef glacier]

hopefuly yeah

also where was I supposed to upload my reserach abstract?

I was in such a rush that I uploaded it to my maker portfolio

[foggy dove]

not entirely sure but I assume its either on the application portal or through slideroom

[split fractal]

i uploaded it in a section after the 5 writing supplements

[winged lion]

11 books, 5 anthologies, 8 essays, 2 podcasts, 2 videos, 1 museum, 3 albums, and a SCOTUS case for the list question zamn I stuffed it 😭

[devout mirage]

havent started columbia yet it was due 4 hours ago

should I still do it

[uneven tiger]

My list of medias is so shit since I rushed it I literally sent my writing supp 1 hour late

😭

[brisk cape]

bro

is it normal to hate your essays after submitting them?

I loved them a while back tbh

now they're just meh

[tribal garden]

yeah it is dw

[golden flint]

Babes submitted my app 🙂

My majors were sociology and political science!! GL to everyone

[brisk cape]

bro wait

I wrote 'Worlcat' instead of 'WorldCat', how bad is that lmao

in my essay

guess it's game over for me

[little juniper]

Worldcat shows up either way when you look up Worlcat

So it's probably fine

they will probably understand

[brisk cape]

thanks for the effort of searching it up haha

[brisk cape]

u sure right

[little juniper]

I am not your AO or an AO in general so technically no

But you are fine

[brisk cape]

ur right

lemme ask for more views tho

[dusky mirage]

pretty sure it’s no biggie

you get worldcat if you look it up as @little juniper said

[golden flint]

Help 😭

It’s game over

What on earth I found 2 grammar errors in my why major essay

am I done for

Bro 😭😭

🫠

I’m gonna die

[brisk cape]

right thanks

[golden flint]

so i got my portal for columbia but i can only see an app started for epc and the stars fly in which i ended uo not applying to

where can i find my actual app portal?

[quasi kayak]

for me there was an option to change

[golden flint]

What

[quasi kayak]

like in the top corner i could switch btwn STARS and ED

[golden flint]

The only options are internal transfer and visiting student when you go to switch

[quasi kayak]

no i mean when i clicked into STARS i could switch between my applications

why do u have a combined plan app

[golden flint]

Idk

[golden flint]

The epc and stats apps aren’t something I’m able to click on. The only one I could access was the combined plan app but I still can’t change it to rd

[quasi kayak]

bizarre

just wait a bit

until it says your app was downloaded by the college

they probably got a ton of aps

apps

[golden flint]

It did

[quasi kayak]

odd

[golden flint]

I got an email saying to set up my portal

And I did

But idk what’s going on

[devout mirage]

my epc one just changes

like i have the epc portal and the normal

[brisk cape]

GUYS

i got my portal deets from columbia

but my common app says

the payment hasn't been processed

tho the application has reached and everything

now I pay again or wth?

[devout mirage]

then the portal will say app fee ❌

[brisk cape]

lemme check

wow there's no fee related thing

I only see :

Received    Common Application    01/02/2024
Received    Writing Supplement    01/02/2024
Awaiting    School Report and Counselor Recommendation    
Awaiting    High School Transcript    
Awaiting    Teacher Recommendation 1    
Awaiting    Teacher Recommendation 2

also all other colleges did recieve my rec and transcript

this definiely got some issue

[devout mirage]

prob cuz payment failed

[brisk cape]

yeah that makes sense

let's pay then

[little juniper]

Neither of the colleges I've applied to have received my letters of recommendation yet either

Though the Common App intriguingly says they have been downloaded

[brisk cape]

hmm i see

[devout mirage]

mine have - submitted on christmas too

i have a feeling its cuz the payment failed in her case

[brisk cape]

i think that'll be the case i mean why would every other college indicate received otherwise

[golden flint]

where can u see this

i got my app stuff and cant see anything

[quasi kayak]

@devout mirage gl pookie bear

is ur top choice stanny or did i make that up

[devout mirage]

it's my top choice

it's just a matter of location and price mainly

[quasi kayak]

i would rather die than be stuck in pall alto

i was kinda regretting ed for a bit and wondering if i could’ve went to mit but then i realized there was no way i was making it in there

[dusk trellis]

columbi

just accept me

i will give u mone

400k is not enough :(

[quasi kayak]

do u have 250 mil

[dusk trellis]

i can def steal it

[quasi kayak]

you could probably get them to rename vagelos

[dusk trellis]

rename it to switch?

[quasi kayak]

yassss

i wish columbia college was still named kings college

[dusk trellis]

should i rename it to a2columbia

[quasi kayak]

well no

[brisk cape]

i lied about never having seen snow in my columbia app and my hometown looks like this lol

wait

[quasi kayak]

so why would you do that

[brisk cape]

i wanted to talk about the a cappella muic, my frst snow, and the shimmering trees

worked well this way

but in all honesty I have winter vacations during snow so im never there

never seen snow fr

but like my hometown indicated otherwise

and makes it sound like a lie

[quasi kayak]

love columbia admissions bc during rd it’s everyone’s second choice 😍🤞

[void sigil]

I've been trying since yesterday to submit my writing supplements (I sent in my app on the 31st) but common app didn't let me before the deadline saying that "all questions needed to be completed". I've completed all of them tho and haven't been able to submit it. should I email columbia or something?

[hybrid bay]

what shimmering trees.

[south hemlock]

Same

[brisk cape]

um the tree lighting ceromony

ceremony

[native hatch]

literally

[native hatch]

yes!

the trees are so pretty

it’s a good inebriated walk thru campus they’re so twinkly

good sober walk too you never get sick of them

[icy blade]

what country is this

[native hatch]

i assume they’ll be prettier when it snows

[brisk cape]

um it's an asian country

take a guess maybe?

[rotund ingot]

laos

[severe yacht]

georgia

[glossy ledge]

Dude is ruining my chances to get in😭

[icy blade]

india

or

china

[severe yacht]

or wait is that in europe

[brisk cape]

wait how

[severe yacht]

uhh central asia smwhere

[glossy ledge]

Because I talked about snow

😡😡😡

[icy blade]

im sure lots of people talked about snow

dw

[brisk cape]

yup the north

[brisk cape]

sorry

[icy blade]

that's so cool

[brisk cape]

[glossy ledge]

I should’ve been more original then 😔

[brisk cape]

i didn't mean to-

[icy blade]

(me when i didn't know it snowed in india)

[severe yacht]

no way

[calm juniper]

guys is ur portal showing that rec letters and transcripts haven't been recieved

[severe yacht]

wow

[brisk cape]

most don't ig

[glossy ledge]

I’ll see u at Columbia

Wait do I have to submit my ap scores through collegeboard or is common app enough

[icy blade]

self report is fine

[native hatch]

gl friends

lmk if u get in and want to do something

[brisk cape]

oh no

[native hatch]

im in disguise i don’t actually go to psu

[brisk cape]

i don't think ill make it tho

[glossy ledge]

One of my schools will want me 🙏 ( not delusion)

[icy blade]

never say never

[native hatch]

🔥

[severe yacht]

im from here and i still guessed it wrong 😭

[brisk cape]

did you see this?!

[glossy ledge]

If imma be honest I have the most unimpressive app but I just applied cuz free

[brisk cape]

fr fr?

[brisk cape]

free???????

how

[glossy ledge]

I hope they are moved by my application that is not unique

[brisk cape]

[glossy ledge]

Fee waiver

So I’m applying to 6 ivies 2 others

[severe yacht]

🫡 yes

[icy blade]

statistically speaking, if you applied to 8 reaches (like i did), the probability of you getting rejected from all of them is 0.5954244314

but

the probably of getting accepted to at least 1

is 0.4 ish

that's high enough to try

[glossy ledge]

I’m ngl I laid in bed for an hour last night just thinking about what I’m doing if I get accepted 💀

[severe yacht]

my columbia essays were the worst

[icy blade]

easiest*

copypastable

[glossy ledge]

No way my chance of getting accepted is that high

[severe yacht]

im feeling like I wasted the app fees

[native hatch]

i got rejected everywhere except columbia and 1 school i was guaranteed acceptance to

things work out

[glossy ledge]

If u read my app u would be like r u serious💀

[native hatch]

🔥

[severe yacht]

150 words is like two sentences

[brisk cape]

i will make it 🤝

[icy blade]

real

[icy blade]

corret

[native hatch]

i also only had 1 safety and like 13 reaches

[brisk cape]

better than writing 'worlcat' 🙃

[glossy ledge]

How u get accepted to a school u guaranteed acceptance

Rejected

I mean

[severe yacht]

me fr

[glossy ledge]

I’m only applying to 8

[icy blade]

okay this is comforting

thank you

[native hatch]

everywhere except columbia and the other school

[icy blade]

i will see YOU there.

[native hatch]

it was a big state school that accepts everyone with a 3.0+

[glossy ledge]

Oh I’m slow😭

[native hatch]

yeah u got this ✨

[icy blade]

i got rejected yale rea and got so sad :(((((((((((((((((( because my friend got in and i wanted to go with him so this gives me some hope

[glossy ledge]

I looked back on my uc app and I realized that I’m the biggest fool ever I forgot to put very important stuff🤦‍♂️

[icy blade]

everything happens for a reason

[native hatch]

i got deferred harvard rea and thought it was the end of the world

💀

but everything happens for a reason

[icy blade]

did the world end?

[native hatch]

no

[glossy ledge]

I’m putting all my rage into my common app😡😡

[native hatch]

im way happier at columbia than i would’ve been at harvard

[icy blade]

wait what are u studying

maybe i askeed u this already

idk

[native hatch]

astrophysics and math

[icy blade]

okay slay

[glossy ledge]

Caly WHEN I get into Columbia show me around 🙏

[native hatch]

ofc

[icy blade]

replace "if" with "when" 👿

[severe yacht]

thats my intended major!

is this a sign?

yes it is

[glossy ledge]

I had a sign when I was doing my Princeton supplements it must be a good one🙏🙏

[severe yacht]

columbia '28

[native hatch]

maybe LOL feel free to dm if u have questions or anything

im actively getting more involved in both fields

institutionally

[severe yacht]

i put down math and creative writing

[native hatch]

ooo ic

[exotic mortar]

wait i applied to epc and i dont see this shit

wtf

[glossy ledge]

I applied to Vanderbilt just cuz it has 1 supplemental lol

[native hatch]

yea i applied for astrophysics and math

[glossy ledge]

I just copy and pasted a different supplement and called it a day

[severe yacht]

what are the math profs like

[rotund ingot]

why do i feel ur nickname so much

i guess i should start hating on y*le

they gonna reject me anyways

lumbia

accept me

[rotund ingot]

fr

[brisk cape]

ouch i can feel that pain though. I'm sure you'll end up at a great place, hopefully at some place way better than yale.

[native hatch]

uhh which level are u starting at

[glossy ledge]

I have more confidence in an ivy acceptance than a uc acceptance man I must be delusional

[rotund ingot]

copelumbia clears y*le any day

[native hatch]

calc i’ve heard isn’t bad but multi can get very difficult here

[severe yacht]

uhh im not sure

[native hatch]

honors math sequence is for lunatics (im taking the honors sequence)

[severe yacht]

ive done calc but not multi

[native hatch]

you should start w multi

[severe yacht]

i was thinking that if I got accepted I would do multi over the summers and go straight into honors math

maybe a bit unrealistic

[brisk cape]

guys i need more povs on this help:

I wrote 'Worlcat' instead of 'WorldCat', how bad is that lmao

[native hatch]

typically if u took up to calc 2 and intend to math major, you take accel multivar and then second sem take linalg because honors math is a gpa destroyer

[glossy ledge]

Shouldn’t be bad

[native hatch]

very hard and time consuming

[glossy ledge]

They speedily read it anyways

[native hatch]

but you get shotgunned into learning more about and doing more proof based stuff so your mathematical maturity goes up faster

[severe yacht]

i see

[brisk cape]

i hope

really hope

[native hatch]

you learn the same proof stuff in modern alg

[severe yacht]

i'm already doing some proof based single variable calculus/ intro anal

thru spivak's calc

[native hatch]

then you’ll prob be fine. i had very little exposure to proofs and hadn’t taken linalg yet

[glossy ledge]

I realized I made mistakes on my additional info last night and was raging😭

[native hatch]

but i just finished the first half of honors math, proof based linalg

[severe yacht]

ur scaring me 😭

[glossy ledge]

The biggest gamble I’m taking is the fact that every college has 1 supplement that talks about a topic that’s in my common app…

[brisk cape]

🤧

[native hatch]

don’t worry bout it

[glossy ledge]

Every college has 1 supplemental and my answer talks about topic*

[native hatch]

until next yr

[severe yacht]

first ill have to get accepted ofc

which is not likely with the bullshit I have written in my essays

oh well

[glossy ledge]

Man I’m doubting myself now I talked about same things in common app and supplementals

[severe yacht]

which things?

[glossy ledge]

Like for my lived experiences supplements I talk about a very similar thing in my common app

[severe yacht]

similar to what

im confused

[glossy ledge]

Similar topic

[severe yacht]

ahh okay

[uneven tiger]

Literally me bro

[glossy ledge]

BRO now I look at my common app essay one of my paragraphs I needed like another sentence cuz rn it doesn’t make any sense…

[uneven tiger]

No for me its like I can almost use it for every supp but I still am glad I’m sending it as a common app essay

but man comin up w stuff to write about

Tough

[willow sun]

does it say that your guys recommendation are still awaiting in the columbia portal?

[hazy nacelle]

yes i was about to ask

this is what mine shows

[devout mirage]

columbia extended the deadline

to 1/4

[uneven tiger]

Fuck man

I could’ve perfected my application

[halcyon flame]

ugh i dont even feel like doing it at all

[devout mirage]

i wish princeton did this

lol i wouldve had a rlly good shot

[halcyon flame]

my dad is pushing me to apply but i jut feel like the odds are so against me so theres no point

[uneven tiger]

Same w columbia

I wonder which other colleges are gonna pull this too

[native hatch]

they always do

like every single year

[devout mirage]

i didnt know that

but thank you

columbia aos

i love you

[native hatch]

they don’t review apps until like feb anyway

everything reopens after winter break ends

[devout mirage]

does harvard extend it too

what other schools usually do

[native hatch]

maybe it’s still better to submit on time tho

[devout mirage]

i mean harvard deadline passed

i did half the supps

then collapsed

and stopped

do couldnt submit it

[hexed canyon]

Cornell has extended the deadline on a few occasions

Haven’t they

[devout mirage]

i already applied to cornell

maybe they shoudl like let us know 2-3 days before if they plan to extend 😭

[hexed canyon]

Well no

Bc then everyone would wait

And that’d defeat the point of the extension

Which is likely to diffuse crashing of submissions

[native hatch]

yes

they extended it to like

2/10 last year

i submitted 2/10 and got wled 💀

[devout mirage]

oh yea mine def crashed

that's why im applying late

bad wifi

[rotund rapids]

Yea ofc

[devout mirage]

does washu usually extend

[rotund rapids]

Wow

[devout mirage]

i might apply if they do

[little juniper]

BRUH

Could they have said that before the first deadline passed

[hazy nacelle]

they tryna get their acceptance rate as low as possible 🤣

[devout mirage]

W tho

[molten mortar]

Damn i could have had more time

to review

fuk ]

[bitter iris]

WHAT

NOOOOO

😭

[bitter iris]

WTF

did they let you know before?

[bitter iris]

did they let you know earlier before the first deadline?

whoops sorry for double responding

[devout mirage]

I submitted 6 hr after my deadline yesterday

but it doesnt show downloaded

am i screwed

[native hatch]

no

[bitter iris]

ah i see were u intending to apply to columbia in the first place then?

[alpine kraken]

How long does it take to get the portal

[native hatch]

yes

[winged hinge]

W

[modern steppe]

do you live in the US?

if so, that might be a problem

same happened to me

I submitted my app literally 7 hours after, but since I live in turkey it was 11pm in US

that local time submission is a BS

I got my portal btw, and school emailed me (scoir app)

[green hornet]

oh my fucking god broooo i hate how they extend this shit

like i just saw that i didnt submit my supplements so i submitted it then came here to check if id be good, turns out they extended it to the 4th

[devout mirage]

DM me if u get in and want the non nerd shit

[pure sonnet]

what does it say when you get your portal

I got an email w a link to applicant portal but no info

[edgy knoll]

If u click the link you’d actually know what to do next

[pure sonnet]

oop

[willow sun]

i dont know why columbia's supplements took so long for me omg

[wise haven]

real

[glossy ledge]

Now that I look back I realize I didn’t answer some of them well enough🤦‍♂️