Columbia University (2023-2024)

[wise haven]

they hate internationals

and solaric got in

[native hatch]

YOOOOOOO

UOU CAN GET IN TOO

DEFERRED SO GOOODDD

uh like

january

afaik

[wise haven]

how tf do i send a loci

what do i right

[native hatch]

sooner the better

air

wait

let me show u my loci

[wise haven]

write*

im acutally dumb💀

[bitter iris]

bro you should be happy u got deferred

[native hatch]

i wrote one

hold on i’ll dm u

[bitter iris]

dont downplay urself bruh

[hollow galleon]

still havent opened mine fuck

[native hatch]

@wise haven UR SO FUCKING SMART SO FEW PEOPLE GET IN BRUH

[quasi kayak]

shout out to the baddies that didn’t doubt me

[wise haven]

i havent really done anything since my app so idk what i can say as "further interst"

[native hatch]

UR DEFERRED U COULD DEF CLUTCH RD

[wise haven]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[bitter iris]

EXACTLY BRO HAS SPECIAL AURA

[native hatch]

YAS CJ U SLAYED

[wise haven]

i dont got time for "ur doing good" i needa work

needa get this under wraps

[native hatch]

i’ll dm

[devout mirage]

Yo who got in

[quasi kayak]

yo (in an “i got in” kinda way)

[devout mirage]

Grats

If u come tour lmk guys

[devout mirage]

Knew it

[verbal star]

9k is so cheap 😭

[devout mirage]

i'm sorry :((

[quasi kayak]

that was me

i wrote a supp about being gay. never back down

[stone ravine]

Oh shit none of my supps was about being the head of the QSA

[quasi kayak]

i didn’t lead any identity related org. i just talked about being fruity

[devout mirage]

ur essays are the best things ever written bffr

[native hatch]

it includes insurance likely

and a few other things

[quasi kayak]

it’s genuinely not awful. going to be the same price anywhere else

except maybe princeton but who wants to be in princeton

[cunning osprey]

sigh

i tried ig

to rd we go

[quasi kayak]

it’s okay

just don’t be a dumb and doubt urself like me

gonna make one of those vids “essays that got me into an ivy league”

[wise haven]

my loci is gonna be FUCKED

[cunning osprey]

how do u write a loci

[hard robin]

yooo my friend got in

lfg

columbia gained a real one

[wise haven]

w

[quasi kayak]

me n the baddies off to morningside

[pliant wren]

Don’t turn into an elitist

[quasi kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/onlyhighllght-stan-twitter-gif-21915961

now who said that

[native hatch]

i fucking love nyc

crossing the law bridge seeing both midtown skyline AND the winter lights on the columbia trees

[quasi kayak]

law bridge is so beautiful

i’m a lion omg who’s ready

[native hatch]

me fr

congrats

if you have any questions or anything just dm me

[blissful elbow]

gg omgs

bro I was running that command at every major milestone

no way it worked

[native hatch]

also @quasi kayak commit to columbia so u can make the official ‘28 server

that was what guest did for ‘27 i think

[blissful elbow]

how do you commit?

[quasi kayak]

now why would i do that

someone else can take that job LOL

[heavy beacon]

Ayy

Did u get in

Congrats

[devout mirage]

@young bay

[wise haven]

congrats btw

[young bay]

Yo

[heavy beacon]

Thankss

[devout mirage]

yo make the server

[heavy beacon]

Just confirmed enrollment!

[young bay]

Lmao im a noob at discord😭

[devout mirage]

you've had it since 2021 bro 😭

[blissful elbow]

lmk when its made

[indigo owl]

deferred but I just had a great night so idrc

[wise haven]

w

[quasi kayak]

how do i get into the commitments channel LOL

[hybrid bay]

dm modmail

[wise haven]

u need to senf proof of ur deposit WITH DISC IN THE BACK OR SEPARATE TAB

[quasi kayak]

did u get in

[wise haven]

do i look like i did

tbf even if i did it wasnt going in my name

so idk how u would be able to tell

[red cliff]

i actually do have a question which resident hall is my best shot at securing a single?

[quasi kayak]

???

[wise haven]

the answer is no p

[wise haven]

john jay

[native hatch]

john jay or wallach

[quasi kayak]

is john jay slayyyy

i want a single bc i want that ny shoebox experience

[native hatch]

maybe even furnald tbh but who willingly puts furnald first choice

[native hatch]

ya

it’s nice to have 2 dining halls in ur building

so convenient

and we can control our own ac

[quasi kayak]

got in with about 0 comserv hours LOL

does this mean i wrote my way in

[native hatch]

meh

it’s holistic

[quasi kayak]

i

am still lowkey like in the denial stage rn

[native hatch]

same

it’ll get worse once ur on campus

for like a week

[quasi kayak]

like just idk 😭

[native hatch]

then ur like man fuck this school

[quasi kayak]

period.

it's SUCH A RELIEF to not have to worry ab colleg eapps anymore

[native hatch]

yea woohoo

next year this time you’ll just be stressing over finals

[quasi kayak]

period.

[native hatch]

me rn

we slay we eat we primal scream

[quasi kayak]

have you done any yhet

or r u still in study stage

[native hatch]

i’m actually in a library latexing a math thing due tonight

my first final is tmr

lit hum

😓

[red cliff]

me too haha

[quasi kayak]

LIT HUM...

[quasi kayak]

heyy fellow '28 !!!!

we ate this

[red cliff]

we also religiously spam !columbia

[quasi kayak]

!columbai

freak

!columbia

well

[red cliff]

aw

[quasi kayak]

end of an era i suppose

[quasi kayak]

we are stressed. we are terrified. we are columbia

[red cliff]

realllll

[native hatch]

i’m so stressed yeah

things are great

[rain raven]

Yeah just got wiped

[wise haven]

Congrats

[stone ravine]

Hrlpppp

[young bay]

wait u got ur financial aid offer?

can u send me the link for this pls

[quasi kayak]

https://studentviewer.finaid.columbia.edu/NetPartner/NetPartnerStudent/Logon.aspx?ReturnUrl=%2FNetPartner%2FNetPartnerStudent

[young bay]

ty!!!!

i dont see anything

Oh nbm

nvm

[maiden egret]

omg yall got the acceptance ltter?

[wintry osprey]

Congrats to everyone! Greetings from a qb columbia match :))

[devout mirage]

https://www.columbiaspectator.com/news/2023/12/14/columbia-college-seas-see-first-increase-in-early-decision-applications-in-three-years/

[quasi kayak]

wow!

[pliant wren]

Can’t wait to see the demographics

[quasi kayak]

in like a sarcastic way

[pliant wren]

Nah actually 😂😂

Especially after the ruling

[quasi kayak]

i would be shocked if anything materially changed

[devout mirage]

Grats again

[quasi kayak]

thanks mookie

[bitter iris]

did all ur other friends from stars get in

[quasi kayak]

i will now turn off all my eyes and ears to any columbia hate

[quasi kayak]

that i know of, yes

which is about four or five of us

[bitter iris]

see it was a boost idk why u were worrying

[quasi kayak]

hindsight

[bitter iris]

haha

will have to submit columbia next week

[quasi kayak]

good luck

best school

my home for the next four years.

[native hatch]

see now you have to hype it up until you get here

and once you get here you’ll be like omg this isn’t real

and it’ll feel like a dream for a month

and then you’ll be like wait this school is actually so depressing

[quasi kayak]

and then i’ll suffer 😍☝️

[native hatch]

and then you’ll find solace in the small things

because overall yeah it’s miserable

but the lights are pretty sometimes

[quasi kayak]

😍

oh brother.

[native hatch]

and i like crossing the law bridge and taking walks and looking at the architecture

so it’s cool

[quasi kayak]

i just like riding the train

[native hatch]

the trains are indeed fun to ride

[quasi kayak]

well yes!

[native hatch]

when you get here take the 3 train from 96th station anytime you want to go downtown

transfer from the 1 to the 3

it runs express

the 1 is local

and uptown tbh

the 1 is only good around columbia area

[quasi kayak]

i can’t wait to be passingly miserable here ☝️

[winged hinge]

wtf

[winged hinge]

bro what

[quasi kayak]

😍☝️

[winged hinge]

it's not that bad 😭

CALY U HAVE UR OWN SET OF ISSUES

SHOO

[native hatch]

be so fr tell me you find joy in every aspect of this school

[winged hinge]

STOP SCARING THE PRE FRSOH

[native hatch]

i’m not scaring ANYONE

[winged hinge]

I GENUINELY REALLY LIKE IT HERE PLS 😭

[native hatch]

me too

[quasi kayak]

HUHH

[native hatch]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

[winged hinge]

most aspects??

[native hatch]

clock im going to los it

😞

[winged hinge]

the worst part is like. weird political stuff

lmfao

[native hatch]

LFMAOAO

no the communists are regulars

i love them

[winged hinge]

STO PLOSING IT AND START SLEEPING

the commies are great

[native hatch]

walking back from class seeing the commies yelling abt the world ending

[winged hinge]

dont love the truckers that were driving around doxxing ppl 💀

[native hatch]

LOVE them

same

[quasi kayak]

saw this. wtf

[winged hinge]

yeah

ick

[quasi kayak]

half of the reason i applied here was kill ur darlings that movie is crazy

do yall like genuinely go downtown that often or nah

i’m sure finals season is different but like 😍☝️

[native hatch]

uhh yeah sometimes tbh

i’m not a fan of times sq tho

[quasi kayak]

i’m terrified of it

i just want to go to the shops and the places and see the things

there’s like nothing u can’t do mama. jay z and alicia keys told me so

[native hatch]

there’s a lot of those

[rose zenith]

how was the process of writing essays for columbia to you guys like

[thorny crystal]

did any international students here get in?

[maiden egret]

my country only got accepted to cornell haven't seen penn and columbia so farr

[rose zenith]

which country?

[thorny crystal]

cool my country has penn harvard cornell but havent heard of columbia yet

[maiden egret]

OMG HARVARD SO COOL u know part of their app?

[thorny crystal]

buddhism 💀

[maiden egret]

lol how bout stats

[devout mirage]

epc didnt do as well

[quasi kayak]

how many ed’d? we went four for four i think

[native hatch]

the rural recruitment letters are rlly cute btw 😭 @quasi kayak i completely forgot to email the person who sent me the postcard back and/or respond to the barage of emails i got offering me support but yeah

[quasi kayak]

LMFAO

[bitter iris]

i have to spend all my energy and time now on 7 ivies + duke

lets goo

[native hatch]

it will pay off

im confident in that

[alpine bison]

I'm international (Chinese) and got in!

[bitter iris]

yeah i hope so

[stone ravine]

Awesomeeee

[bitter iris]

@native hatch how much schools did u complete RD during winter break

[native hatch]

10

[native hatch]

congrats and welcome! see u next year!!

[alpine bison]

Thank you!! See you next year!!

[alpine bison]

Thank you

[wise haven]

when does ur winter break end

[thorny crystal]

no idea sorry

[thorny crystal]

amazing!! congrats

did you apply from china or are you a chinese international student studying in the US?

[native hatch]

jan 13-14?

idk

[raven shard]

Gettin in from China is insane ngl

[alpine bison]

thank you, I am a Chinese international student currently studying in Canada

[alpine bison]

I am currently studying in Canada (Sorry for the confusion

[raven shard]

still crazy, congrats

[bitter walrus]

shouldve went to loo

[devout mirage]

out of my knowledge 3 for 5

[quasi kayak]

damn!

[alpine bison]

thank you!

[bitter iris]

@native hatch did u apply test optional

[young bay]

Who’s the other one?

[native hatch]

I did

[bitter iris]

Do they weigh other parts of ur app more

[native hatch]

i would think so

[devout mirage]

actually ik one more who got in

[quasi kayak]

the baddies at school are so happy for me

[bitter iris]

So are we

[quasi kayak]

ty bookies

live forever

[wise haven]

Been gone

[hexed canyon]

https://www.columbiaspectator.com/news/2023/12/14/columbia-college-seas-see-first-increase-in-early-decision-applications-in-three-years/

[primal kernel]

whoever got into columbia, r u willing to share stats and ecs to help a fellow prospecctive student?

[native hatch]

hey, i attend columbia—feel free to dm me if you have any questions

[devout mirage]

兄弟 see u next year lmk when ur here

[quasi kayak]

sucks that mandarin doesn’t satisfy foreign language bc i want to actually learn it

[native hatch]

since when

it does? does it not?

i think it’s classified as chinese

you might be looking at conversational mandarin

[quasi kayak]

oh whoops i was looking at ap cred

idk if i should try placing out by taking ap span

[wise haven]

shit i should lowkey ask my school to sign me up late

[primal kernel]

ok i just sent u something

[devout mirage]

cj maybe columbia is happening

[quasi kayak]

what

rip :(

i’m literally crying in the club i’m leaving for nyc without my junior hype girls

[native hatch]

u will be fine i assure u

where are u from again cj

i mean i randomly had people from my hs visit and my friend who lives across the country had people from his hs visit by coincidence as well

[quasi kayak]

wisco

[native hatch]

ohhh ic

yeah bit of a change

[quasi kayak]

like i don’t have a problem w new ppl or being alone it’s just LEAVING

[native hatch]

all things come to an end

that’s how we grow and change

[devout mirage]

how are you guys approaching the list

im afraid mine is too generic or whatnot

[crisp roost]

^ same question, how much of it should be academic-related?

[pliant wren]

Don’t matter

[bitter iris]

curious how much hours or time did u spend on columbia supps and did u think they were good at the end

[native hatch]

unironically, 30 minutes

i applied last minute

i just took other sups and tailored them to columbia

[native hatch]

rlly doesn’t matter

my list had a lot of poetry and global lit

im very much a stem nerd

[blissful elbow]

is there a server or anything for '28

[native hatch]

from the hub, it doesn’t look like there is one yet

but then again y’all don’t have emails yet so i’m not sure y’all can share it to the hub

[blissful elbow]

thank you!

[quasi kayak]

night before

don’t think too much

make sure they’re comprehensible but like i fear more and more revision u do kind of sours ur opinion of something that may have been good

why aren’t the columbia acceptance packages more popping 😵‍💫

[native hatch]

wdym

you got the folder + flag + other stuff right

you get more at commencement

[quasi kayak]

i thought it was just a folder

[native hatch]

No

[quasi kayak]

commencement ??

[native hatch]

you get a flag + stickers

and a few other things

[native hatch]

yeah

when you commit

[quasi kayak]

OHH

[native hatch]

there’s commencement

like once ur on campus

[quasi kayak]

oh i see

[native hatch]

there’s a seas/cc commencement tko

*too

and that’s how i got a free book + ruler + pin + xyz

i got a lot of other things

no water bottle unfortunately lmao

you also get a free shirt

but i get free shit all the time here

they’re always giving out merch for something

[quasi kayak]

period

i’m so excited

[native hatch]

unrelated

too into blackpink rn

@quasi kayak what music are u into we should see a concert or smth when ur here

[quasi kayak]

REALEST EVER

LOVE ME SOME BLACKPINK

[native hatch]

there’s SO many good cheap concerts here

[devout mirage]

r u guys doing the optional research supp?

[native hatch]

so many people always post on their story about going to concerts n stuff and i’m getting fomo

[devout mirage]

how would that impact the application

[native hatch]

doesn’t impact the application but if you did research with a prof/mentor u should submit it

[devout mirage]

i see i see

[quasi kayak]

if you did professional research then yes

i didn’t have any

don’t overthink it pookie

[devout mirage]

would it be a red flag if i mention research in ecs and opt not to put one in?

[native hatch]

i would if u did

i did research but it was part of a summer program

so i opted to submit my summer program letter separately

[devout mirage]

i see i see

thank u sm <33

im gonna see columbia in june so even if i dont get in i'll have a feel :0

full funded nyc trip

:))

[native hatch]

niceeee

idk if i’ll be here in june i might come back later in the summer for research tbd

[devout mirage]

how is ur experience so far

[native hatch]

pretty good tbh it gets stressful at times but there’s plenty of nice things here + so many parks to walk thru

like we are bordered by morningside and riverside park and u can easily go to central park too

[devout mirage]

i wanted to ed columbia but i felt like i'd always be thinking ab stanford so i did stanny anyway... (i regret it 🌲 🪚 🔥 )

how's new york tho

[native hatch]

lord of greenery

[devout mirage]

omggg

that sounds rlly nice

[native hatch]

nyc is pretty tame if times sq isn’t your thing i wouldn’t worry at all bc uptown nyc esp UWS is quiet

it only gets really busy and touristy around 40-60th

and maybe near fidi too

[quasi kayak]

the grass is ALWAYS greener and ur always gonna find a problem ab xyz… you’ll make the right decision

[native hatch]

but yeah lowkey don’t worry

i didn’t ed either

[red cliff]

dod u already get urs?

[quasi kayak]

no i’m just googling what’s in

[native hatch]

got deferred harvard rea thought my life was over then clutched anyway

[devout mirage]

i'll keep this in mind tysm omg columbia students d most friendly in a2c i swear

[devout mirage]

THANK U <33

[red cliff]

ME TOOO LOLOLOL

[devout mirage]

imma join up u guys soon ong

[quasi kayak]

we need to go

[native hatch]

can we all go to a blackpink concert

find one next yr pls

❤️

[quasi kayak]

well yes!

[quasi kayak]

one thing ab columbia is make sure u don’t hate core ig. that’s kind of an insurmountable problem if it is a problem for u. know some ppl who transferred out bc of it

[native hatch]

people who hate core are babies lowkey core is a gpa booster

as long as you are willing to put in the time

which is literally just attending class and reading books

i will agree it’s kinda meh because i’m double stem majoring so it takes up some classes i could have used to get my majors done quicker

but i’m just kinda opinionated because i see it as more of a break than a “ugh i can’t stand this”

[devout mirage]

i wish columbia wasnt need aware for intl 😭

[quasi kayak]

i also was going to take foreign language and music and stuff so don’t sweat it if ur interested in some classes

[devout mirage]

what r ur majors if i may ask

[native hatch]

astrophysics and cs-math

[quasi kayak]

applied for creative writing, rn undecided

[devout mirage]

major Ws

im trying for bme

[native hatch]

creative writing is fun i’ve heard comparative lit/english are fun as well

english had more writing than comparative i think though

[native hatch]

oo nice

my best friend is bme

stanford rea’d

ended up here

[quasi kayak]

LMFAO

[devout mirage]

im so scared i'll take so many Ls cuz of my bg

[native hatch]

wdym

[devout mirage]

ao commitee like oh look random intl kid cant pay big boo

[native hatch]

nah

not true

i know people who are like full aid here as intls

[devout mirage]

the dream

pls god ive seen what u have done 4 others

[quasi kayak]

also need to catch a syml concert or any orchestra ever

[native hatch]

nyphil

come

[quasi kayak]

do you get nyphil tickets from arts intiativr

i feel like i’ve asked this 90 times but do ppl go to the men’s bball games? they win a lot but i fear the non ivy games r lame

[devout mirage]

they gave epc that same folder ur talking about LMFAOOO

man they couldnt even give us a specialized epc folder

[quasi kayak]

?? no mama i’m talking ab the acceptance folder

we also got a folder

it’s not the acceptance folder tho— ours was light blue

come to columbia btw we need u here

[young bay]

yes be my roommate dark brandon

[native hatch]

Yes

[native hatch]

maybe men’s? ik our women’s team is hella good

actually i might’ve seen a men’s bb game

[quasi kayak]

them making me sign this twice… ohhh that a- in ap lit is making me sweat

[devout mirage]

lets see if i get in first

[quasi kayak]

you will

[native hatch]

oh yeah the commit form is LONG

lmao

commit form is long all the things u need to do over the summer are long af

SO many hours of watching and interacting with programming (not the cs kind) prior to coming

[quasi kayak]

☝️

[native hatch]

WOOOHOOOOOO

[small wadi]

im so jelly

[native hatch]

CJ VERIFY

[quasi kayak]

VERIFY WHAT

[native hatch]

CJ VERIFY SO U CAN POST COMMIT

[quasi kayak]

DEEZ NUTS???

OKAYYYYY

[native hatch]

y’all should make a ‘28 server and then i can add it to the hub

if u want

[quasi kayak]

how do i verify

[native hatch]

!verify

[quasi kayak]

my ap lit A- is literally making me shit bricks columbias gonna kill me

[native hatch]

!verification

wait no

say !verify

and then check the ping in #🤖-bot-commands

[quasi kayak]

!verify

[winged hinge]

i never got a flag :(

[native hatch]

WHAT EVIL

WHAAAT

i’m sorry

😭

wait u were ed right

they didn’t work to please y’all as hard as they did us

[quasi kayak]

how do i do that if we don’t have UNI or email yet

[native hatch]

show acceptance letter + discord username

[quasi kayak]

can i use my admitted response form

[native hatch]

yea

the commit form + discord username

[winged hinge]

yeah 😔

IM SO MAD I DIDNT RD

i couldve snagged a likely

:(

[native hatch]

bro

ok bro

[quasi kayak]

this is me rn

[native hatch]

while u were concerned abt snagingna likely

i didn’t even get into college yet

[winged hinge]

😋

[native hatch]

my 2 option

[winged hinge]

love arizona

[native hatch]

were a school #101 ranked

and columbia

idk how i’m here

[quasi kayak]

when do we get uni and email

i want my realness now

[winged hinge]

later later lol

[native hatch]

like june

july maybe

[quasi kayak]

oh BROTHER

[devout mirage]

cj ill verify you give me a few

did you dm modmail

[native hatch]

cj prefrosh role NOW

[quasi kayak]

accidentally sent personally doxxing information shhhhh

hopefully dark brandon isn’t itching to doxx mya ss

[native hatch]

it’s ok

dark brandon is a nice guy

[devout mirage]

ill make sure i close it before the other mods see it

[native hatch]

met him irl somehow

[quasi kayak]

thanks 🅱️ooks

[native hatch]

he wouldn’t doxx u

[quasi kayak]

yasss

[native hatch]

or would he

[quasi kayak]

i’m still a senior tho lol

[native hatch]

too bad

prefrosh is after u commit o college

[devout mirage]

nevermind they got to it first

[quasi kayak]

billert and krispee got there

they’re gonna hit my email line 😭😍

[devout mirage]

nvm someone closed it

we chillin

[exotic mortar]

oh i didn't even realize u had information there

lmao

dw

[quasi kayak]

LMFAO

yeah sorry i had my full social security number open in my notes app sorry

[exotic mortar]

oh fr

[native hatch]

💀💀💀💀

[exotic mortar]

let me steal your bank info

[quasi kayak]

it would be a shame if you knew my routing number was 400069694203

[native hatch]

just being kind and clever fr

[quasi kayak]

well yes!

[exotic mortar]

expect a deposit of -$50000 from your bank account tomorrow.

do not worry. it's just standard tuition payment.

[quasi kayak]

well yes’

[native hatch]

u mean -90k?

[exotic mortar]

it comes in installments

once every week

installments of $50000

[native hatch]

oh yea @quasi kayak be careful vv is a cesspool of doomflex alcoholism and boy problems

college stuff

[exotic mortar]

how is that a bad thing

[native hatch]

it isn’t

[exotic mortar]

🤔

[native hatch]

it’s just college stuf

[quasi kayak]

wtf is a vv

[native hatch]

verified

village

[quasi kayak]

i also have boy problems

[native hatch]

vv

ayo

me too fr fr

[quasi kayak]

i’m just a girl idk what this stuff is 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[native hatch]

alcoholism comes later

[exotic mortar]

i thought u were a boy

[native hatch]

i’m ngl cj u lucked out with columbia the men here are so fine

[exotic mortar]

isn't kyle a raging alcoholic

[quasi kayak]

i am but metaphorically i’m a girl

[native hatch]

especially the lgbtq men

[quasi kayak]

my tour guide at stars was so fine

[native hatch]

fr fr

[quasi kayak]

don’t tell him i said that

[exotic mortar]

nah

tell him

it was meant to be

[native hatch]

idk the finest men here are the bi men

lots of fine women too tbh

i need to go to more theater parties

[quasi kayak]

whoever is reacting to my commitment can’t spell

[devout mirage]

what does that mean 😭

[native hatch]

COOOOLUMBAA

[quasi kayak]

c🎉olumba 😀

[quasi kayak]

just like metaphorically i’m a girl

[devout mirage]

so

are you a dude

[native hatch]

COLUMBAI

!!!!

💥

[devout mirage]

oh wait

ohh

wait

i get it

[quasi kayak]

NO IM A MAN

[devout mirage]

i get it

[quasi kayak]

I AM A REAL HUMAN MAN

[exotic mortar]

HI A MAN

HI A REAL HUMAN MAN

i am billert.

[quasi kayak]

IM JUST A LITTLE GIRL IDK WHAT THIS MEANS

[exotic mortar]

bro i think i might have to rd columbia

ngl

[native hatch]

men scare me

[devout mirage]

ur him

[exotic mortar]

i don't know

[native hatch]

COME

[exotic mortar]

im desperate

[native hatch]

U KNOW KYLE U WILL HABE FRIENDS AND GUIDANCE

being so fr

[exotic mortar]

the stanford deferral has rattled me to my bones

[native hatch]

come

[quasi kayak]

billert i need u so bad

come to hoelumbia

[exotic mortar]

unironically i don't know if he likes me anymore

[quasi kayak]

realest ever

[native hatch]

idk abt u but stanford defer/reject -> columbia acceptance pipeline is so real

[exotic mortar]

i remember the second to last time we were together i trolled him way too hard

[native hatch]

i know too many people who did that

[exotic mortar]

we started off by playing chess

[devout mirage]

i wanna go to wherever firestarxyz goes /s

[exotic mortar]

and then i was losing

so i started trash talking him

i was like "you've fallen right into my trap"

until he gave up his queen by accident and i was like "i'm better than you"

then i started losing again and i started using stockfish

in front of him

otb

[devout mirage]

yea billert after all u did get epc strong candidate

[native hatch]

bro

[exotic mortar]

then i beat his ass in ping pong and gloated too hard

[devout mirage]

lowkey that's crazy kace was the only one to not get strong candidate but then got into harvard LMAO

[exotic mortar]

and then he wanted a rematch

[exotic mortar]

no that was not kace

i think

that was parallax

right

[devout mirage]

kace too

[exotic mortar]

oh fre

[devout mirage]

he didnt include his extenuating circumstances so he got fucked

[wise haven]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-jiggy-with-it-gif-14549751785811634634

[exotic mortar]

are you actually fr

lmao

[native hatch]

Yes

[devout mirage]

if i get into harvard and here i'll price match and come here

or any other school with better aid (maybe)

besides stanford

[quasi kayak]

harvard ..

[devout mirage]

i saw the harvard chat i am not tryna be in a community of that 🚩

[quasi kayak]

right. that’s why i didn’t want to apply there

or even stanford

also full of $$$$$$$ kids

[devout mirage]

i'm a sucker for yale and princeton so no promises there tbh

[quasi kayak]

right that’s also

i was lowkey considering yale but i didn’t think could get it

[devout mirage]

same

i dont know if i can

[quasi kayak]

also princeton… 💰💰💰💰🚩🚩🚩🚩

[exotic mortar]

did most of them get in tho

[devout mirage]

deferred

still a chance in RD

[devout mirage]

also princeton with their aid: 🤑 🫰

[quasi kayak]

true it would’ve been free but at the same time i just dk

nyc also can’t be beat ig

[devout mirage]

its close enough

if i get in ill come visit a lot

[quasi kayak]

meh i’m trying to feign reasons that i didn’t not ed

[devout mirage]

columbia gonna be goated

its so fye

[quasi kayak]

trying to ignore the opps trying to get application advice from me

idfk‼️‼️ just be good

[exotic mortar]

what's the best way to seduce your admissions officer? i'm considering putting my phone number and instagram in my additional info section just for them 🥰

[quasi kayak]

she holistic on my application

[native hatch]

poggers

community here is nice

oh yeah fair warning there are plenty of really rich socially unaware people here

but i don’t think i’ve met someone who wasn’t kind

like even though they’re unaware they’re quite considerate and if you correct them they take it into account and do want to change

i haven’t met anyone evil inherently here

[quasi kayak]

are you really an ivy league if you don’t have the

[native hatch]

true

most ppl here aren’t full of themselves tho

we have a more collaborative than competitive vibe

[quasi kayak]

reason i hated harvard

[native hatch]

i prolly would’ve hated harvard too tbh

i mean i toured

and i didn’t like the campus

💀

same for mit

but i was like meh harvard is better than mit in terms of campus and what i wanted to study

mit looked cinderblock and my interviewer said i would suffer there as like everyone does

[quasi kayak]

campus i’m okay w

jsut the vibe makes me hate it

[native hatch]

fair yea

most “top” clubs here are kinda competitive to get into btw esp finance

[quasi kayak]

same with MIT

[quasi kayak]

only thing i’m worried ab, but also universal

in every ivy

[native hatch]

yup

[quasi kayak]

i feel like none of its NECESSARY

idk if i’m even going into finance

[native hatch]

clubs here also yield protect

apparently

💀

[quasi kayak]

huh

what do you even need to get into those clubs

that’s my question

besides connections ???

[quasi kayak]

@native hatch columbia 28 server ? in existence or naur

[devout mirage]

Fuckin Sappho bro

They don't even give u a useful book

They give u lesbian poetry

[quasi kayak]

it’s sappho girl

[bitter iris]

yeah in that case ill show u and caly!

[bitter iris]

do it

very good

columbia location unbeatable

[quasi kayak]

i wrote them like two nights before because i didn’t want to sand them down and make them boring

[bitter iris]

ill do it with you

WHAT

TWO NIGHTS

[quasi kayak]

yes

[bitter iris]

oh mah gawd

[wise haven]

cj is smth else bro

[quasi kayak]

i wrote my caps and my supps the night before i submitted them

same thing with STARS

[bitter iris]

ur insane at writing

tf

[quasi kayak]

i eated

[quasi kayak]

i applied for creative writing tbf

[bitter iris]

😭

u can switch right

[wise haven]

WHAT THE FUCK

[bitter iris]

switch to financial econ

[wise haven]

maybe college aint for me

[bitter iris]

nah u got deferral

[wise haven]

is it too late to find a hobby

[bitter iris]

ur chillin

[wise haven]

can i just be rich

[bitter iris]

no prestige first!

[quasi kayak]

no

[wise haven]

i shoudl find smth lowkey

[quasi kayak]

all of my supps were more or less ab being zesty

this is not ur message to become zesty to get into columbia btw

although i would not disallow it

[hybrid bay]

REAL

[quasi kayak]

deferral from penn?

[hybrid bay]

yeah 😦

[quasi kayak]

just slay rd

[hybrid bay]

oh u best believe i will be

the way im locking in

[native hatch]

i love sappho

i’m a sappho girly

[quasi kayak]

as in sapphic orrr r u just an ally

[devout mirage]

It's turning me gay

Smh

Symposium n Sappho

[lime mountain]

yo

for the list

do we do like

asdfsa;asdfdsaf;asdfsadsf;asfddsaf

or like asdfs;
asdf;
asdfdsaf;
adsfsdfa;

[quasi kayak]

your; mother; deez; nuts…

[lime mountain]

ty bby 🥰

[quasi kayak]

ywm

[native hatch]

i’m bi

[quasi kayak]

YESSSS

[native hatch]

i luv wlw poetry

unironically

sappho carol an duffy

[quasi kayak]

i wish there was good mlm poetry

[native hatch]

chefs kiss

[quasi kayak]

it’s always so painfully painfully literal and not good

men once again being the worse sex

[native hatch]

we need a woman to write men

but i feel like that would be weird

i wish there was good mlm poetry i feel for u cj

did u know tchaikovsky was painfully gay

like he was so gay he hated his wife

[quasi kayak]

in shocking events nothing is surprising

[quasi kayak]

as if men writing women isn’t

[native hatch]

there’s a lot of gay men in literature and music

[quasi kayak]

songs are poetry i guess but even then two men in love by the irrepressibles SUCKS

good instrumental but the lyrics…. oh BROTHER

can’t wait to listen to classical music in butler

[native hatch]

trueee

there’s better places to be than butler btw

i’m kinda a hater bc it’s always crowded

IAB library

lehman

super nice

same w avery

but not open late nights

avery closes at 9

lehman at 3am

[quasi kayak]

can we deadass not go in law

[native hatch]

i don’t think we can

i’ll check again but 99% no

[quasi kayak]

that feels so evil

[native hatch]

i’m on a subway rn

[wise haven]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-jiggy-with-it-gif-14549751785811634634

[quasi kayak]

girl omg

[bitter iris]

you guys are besties i swear

[quasi kayak]

3 or 1

[native hatch]

3!!

[quasi kayak]

YUPPPP

[native hatch]

downtown

[quasi kayak]

does rhe 1 genuinely not have express eervice

[native hatch]

it does not in manhattan at least

[quasi kayak]

do you just walk down to the 3

[whole granite]

what kind of things did you guys put on the first short answer with the list

[quasi kayak]

shit i liked

[whole granite]

thats crazy

[devout mirage]

shit i liked

[quasi kayak]

not u

[whole granite]

theres a blog i want to add but the most recent post has a bit of a weird title so idk if i should add it

[devout mirage]

do it

doubt they check

[quasi kayak]

they don’t check

most of my stuff was so obscure

i think it’s a litmus test

like i feel like it’s more of a red flag if ur stuff is bare or faux profound

[wise haven]

Put wtv u want bro

[native hatch]

No

take the 1 to 96th

then transfer to the 3

[quasi kayak]

oh

@native hatch thoughts on the frats

do i join

[viscid bane]

does anyone know about dual degree at columbia?

[quasi kayak]

what kind of DD program

like trinity college?

[viscid bane]

yeah

[quasi kayak]

idk much ab that

[wise haven]

Can’t do it at seas is all ik

[native hatch]

no

don’t join frats

just go to their parties

[quasi kayak]

figured

[native hatch]

Yes

u spend 2y at the dual degree school 2y at columbia general studies school

[vestal pumice]

First off congratulations, secondly I bet it’s a test of realness (do you like a variety of stuff with some common threads) and truthfulness (are your read in school books actually common curriculum)

[native hatch]

@quasi kayak do u like plants?

[quasi kayak]

YESSSDSS

[quasi kayak]

oh they don’t ask about books in school anymore

strictly ab outside

[native hatch]

i’ve been to like every plant shop in the area

👉👈

[quasi kayak]

i just can’t take care of them

[native hatch]

i have 8? 9? in my dorm rn

[native hatch]

i think if i had one of these my life would be complete

beautiful pink princess philodendron

[quasi kayak]

i am going to hostel so many plants in my dorm

are they against dorm

[quasi kayak]

guys i got into columbia

[wise haven]

i coudl not have guessed cj

thank you for telling me

[quasi kayak]

like i got into columbia tho

[wise haven]

good for u

[quasi kayak]

some of y’all r haters

[hybrid bay]

u deserve it

[wise haven]

TF DID I DO

[rugged peak]

question: Yale or Columbia for CS?

[devout mirage]

columbia

[rugged peak]

hmm, do u know if columbia cs is more theory heavy or practical? it seems latter but i prefer former

[devout mirage]

i think it depends on the school

iirc

[rugged peak]

makes sense, ill be applying to CAS then

[quasi kayak]

thanks bookie

[devout mirage]

it looks like SEAS CS is pretty theoretical

but if you wanna double major it's not the move

@native hatch what's cas cs like

[native hatch]

the exact same as seas

[quasi kayak]

might do CC CS for finance IM SORRY GUYS

OH BROTHER

[native hatch]

crazy

(lowkey me tho)

[devout mirage]

i heard it was different

[native hatch]

maybe switching out of physics

in lieu of pure math + cs

[quasi kayak]

we can do it together caly

[devout mirage]

isnt there some seas only cs?

[quasi kayak]

baddies r baddies!

[native hatch]

yes

[native hatch]

😭

fuck

physics -> pure math -> quant pipeline

[devout mirage]

what happened to physics

is it too hard

[quasi kayak]

don’t be afraid to be you

[devout mirage]

#1135690866162405496 message

there u have it

[native hatch]

there’s a chance i get a C in physics this semester

and if i do i’m abandoning physics

💀

maybe next sem taking 2 math classes

[devout mirage]

lmao i might switch to major in cs or orfe if i get in cuz i'm a sellout

[quasi kayak]

no cs is gonna be a fire undergrad

[quasi kayak]

so sad there isn’t just a CC finance major

[devout mirage]

shoulda applied seas

[quasi kayak]

ew no

[native hatch]

u can transfer

[hybrid bay]

isnt OR or FE at seas

[quasi kayak]

bc if i wanted to do poli sci id have to transfer

[native hatch]

but then u have to do physics track

💀

[hybrid bay]

iirc columbia doesnt have an ORFE major like pton

[quasi kayak]

i don’t want to do that shit

[native hatch]

sigh

AND chem

[devout mirage]

it's orfe

[native hatch]

id kms

[quasi kayak]

i’ll just stay in cc thanks

[devout mirage]

is physics rlly that bad

[native hatch]

yes

[hybrid bay]

oml

they do

[devout mirage]

what about chem

[hybrid bay]

wow

[native hatch]

yes

[devout mirage]

even if u took ap?

[hybrid bay]

AHHH they have an ORFE

YAY

[wise haven]

Transferring is mad annoying

[native hatch]

idk bruh

[native hatch]

yeah this is true

[devout mirage]

what major do i seem like i'd be

[quasi kayak]

i’ll just do cs econ or smthn

cs undergrad for JD

[native hatch]

nerd major

nerd studies

no bitches

i’m so tired

[devout mirage]

crazy

[quasi kayak]

go to sleep then??? help???

[devout mirage]

why do you portray me as the nerd emoji bruh

[quasi kayak]

she got ur ass woah

[native hatch]

final tmr

sigh

[lunar oriole]

don’t do it 💀

[native hatch]

need to study

[devout mirage]

i literally dont look like a nerd emoji

idk what she's on

she's literally seen me irl

[native hatch]

yes u do

[devout mirage]

i dont

[quasi kayak]

cmu
figures

[devout mirage]

bruh

i swear

[native hatch]

u act like nerd emoji

[devout mirage]

alr but i dont look like one

[native hatch]

“i set down my hamburbur and it was stolen 🤓”

smh

[lunar oriole]

nah I just mean I know some people doing cs but they’re premed or prelaw and they just realize it doesn’t make sense

[quasi kayak]

LMFAOOO

[quasi kayak]

that’s them though

[devout mirage]

IT WAS STOLEN BRUH 😭

how is that something a nerd would say

[lunar oriole]

do something that aligns with prelaw

[native hatch]

cus ur a nerd

that’s how u said it

literally just do polisci econ cj

[quasi kayak]

no 😍💙

[native hatch]

everyone does that

[quasi kayak]

lame

[native hatch]

and it’s easy af

[lunar oriole]

ok good luck then

[devout mirage]

ur more nerdy than me so

[native hatch]

worst case scenario you go into consulting and make 200k+ a year

💀

[quasi kayak]

but i like cs :(

[native hatch]

then do cs

i’m doing cs-math

[quasi kayak]

but i also like poli sci 😀😍

[native hatch]

• something physics

maybe

do cs + polisci then

[quasi kayak]

SOMEONE GETS ME

[lunar oriole]

Ok fine then do CS poli sci double

[devout mirage]

so do i owe you a hamburger if i get in

[quasi kayak]

out of the columbia chat this is for baddies only

[lunar oriole]

?

ok bye

[native hatch]

sure

[devout mirage]

what if i dont get you one

[native hatch]

feel free to stay lmao

aj ur welcome here

[native hatch]

ur doomed

[quasi kayak]

figures… cmu student doesn’t have humor 🙄

[devout mirage]

what if it gets stolen

[native hatch]

the universe will curse u with a chronic lack of hamburburs

[native hatch]

💀

[lunar oriole]

I’m too bad for u guys