Columbia University (2023-2024)

[native hatch]

😭

[devout mirage]

I just go to the parties lmao

[native hatch]

i connected with csi president

[devout mirage]

Nerd

[native hatch]

he’s astro

👀

[devout mirage]

The mini party my host threw was mid

[native hatch]

YOUR HOST THRWW A PARTY

lmfao

[devout mirage]

yes

whiel i was tryna sleep

Lmao

[devout mirage]

Houseparties r the best

[native hatch]

how did they know me

i talk to like 3 people total

[devout mirage]

idk

they knew *****

[native hatch]

i think it’s because i know a lot of people but don’t talk to a lot continuously

[wise haven]

[warped jewel]

why is columbia so damn expensive

ik there are many variables but generally at what income range do u have no hope of finaid

200k? 3?

[native hatch]

600k

typically

even then

most people i know receive finaid at that range

it’s typically 500-600k+ + assets

[warped jewel]

wait actually?

[native hatch]

yes

[warped jewel]

wait can u elaborate a bit on this

[native hatch]

gimme a sec i’m in class

it ends in 1 min

[warped jewel]

oh ok sorry lol

[devout mirage]

200 I think

At pton u still get 33% tuition if u make 200k but Columbia shld be almost no

[native hatch]

no

literally no

[devout mirage]

Yes

Lmao

[native hatch]

no

literally

no

dms

[warped jewel]

uhh

[wise haven]

jello assume that 200k is the line where college begin to say "yeah aid is not as neceassary for this individual"

how much aid? that varies

chek the college aid calculator

[warped jewel]

alr lol thanks

[wise haven]

ofc ofc but 200k generally were assuming for a family of 3 or 4, maybe 5

[past veldt]

ur about me is literally so unfortunate

[wise haven]

how come u dont have on e

[past veldt]

lol that’s a good question

[wise haven]

one of the many wonders in the world

[past veldt]

lmao

r u applying to columbia

[wise haven]

i am indeed

currently doing the supplement!

[past veldt]

best of luck :)

[wise haven]

ty

[devout mirage]

It's from wiserry

[past veldt]

whose hand r u holding 🤭

[native hatch]

hello

[devout mirage]

Wait a few weeks

😏

[native hatch]

there is no rizz in that statement

hey guest

hey guest

[devout mirage]

Dms

[native hatch]

guest guest guest

guest guest

guest

@devout mirage

are you a linear map from R^3 -> F where F={0}? Because when I’m F_i(nished) with you, your image will be dimensionless

[devout mirage]

💀💀⚰️

[wise haven]

oh hi guest

[wise haven]

i look forawrd to it

[quasi kayak]

does columbia need a portfolio for architecture??

[wise haven]

yes

[devout mirage]

epc was great

[quasi kayak]

fun!

i’m stressed for college apps i’m like incapable of being excited

[devout mirage]

u wont get ANY free time

[wise haven]

yayyyy

[quasi kayak]

didn’t expect on getting any saurr

[wise haven]

CJ ill be at columbia where ur there

[devout mirage]

he wont be able to visit

[wise haven]

😔

ill go viist guest and stuff

[quasi kayak]

were the admissions things actually useful

[devout mirage]

meh

[past veldt]

😏okok

r u cooking

[quasi kayak]

that’s what i thought 😍

[devout mirage]

😊

[past veldt]

🤭

[native hatch]

he’s not cooking

don’t listen to him

professionally working with someone is not rizz

[devout mirage]

It's all I want

[devout mirage]

actually

yes

columbia apparently says a lot of applicants are qualified they just dont like their personality

[quasi kayak]

oh that’s great bc i’m a flaming b word

[devout mirage]

yeah they said the #1 question is "are they nice?"

[native hatch]

IF THEYRE NOT KIND AND CLEVER

ngl

most people here are super kind

[devout mirage]

yeah thats bc they nitpick those people to design an inclusive culture

[devout mirage]

also they said you shouldnt reuse ur fly in essays bc they wanna hear about ur experience now

[quasi kayak]

that’s what i would figure

[wise haven]

fuck im an asshole

[wise haven]

mine were so shit that i wasnt going to

[candid fractal]

I want to know about ur university.

[devout mirage]

'colombia' kids are kind and clever

[hybrid bay]

how do we show them that tho

[devout mirage]

u cant intentionally really is what they implied they just said be truthful

id assume its from the way you write and word things, ur ecs, view on the world and community

since thats the advice they gave us

[past veldt]

bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[past veldt]

“omg omg omg did she reply to you??????”

[devout mirage]

💀 what

U don't know who

[native hatch]

i respect his taste in women tho

eastern europeans >>>

[devout mirage]

Don't show him

[native hatch]

u afraid he’s going to want her

[stuck badger]

well im nice so why did they reject me from their fly in 💀

[devout mirage]

Not reaoly

Again I don't want her

[devout mirage]

different criteria

youll do good tho bruh stars only accepted 25 people

[broken hound]

Why this thread always so active

Columbia imo worst Ivy

[devout mirage]

lets worry less about comparing ivies until you get in

[broken hound]

Already got emails from all of them

I’m in

[devout mirage]

show me the admissions letter bro 🥱

tbh i think if you worded your essays better you wouldve gotten in

[broken hound]

Right here big bro

They want me

That’s for their pre college

Ain’t nobody wanna go there

It’s basically saying that they want me tho

[devout mirage]

Their pre college wants you

[broken hound]

What’s their pre college to college admissions rate

[devout mirage]

its the same if not lower

[broken hound]

Probably like 90%

I’m basically in

Y’all can keep hating imo

I’m him

Nah ik it’s meaningless

[devout mirage]

wont believe it until i see it

[broken hound]

I ED UVA

No way Columbia accepts me

[devout mirage]

we give you permission to go to the harvard channel and hate on it though

[devout mirage]

Still apply

[broken hound]

You gonna pay the application fee

[devout mirage]

apply to their fly in and get a fee waiver

[broken hound]

I ain’t

[devout mirage]

Nah im not

[broken hound]

Does fly in have a fee

[devout mirage]

everyone gets a fee waiver for applying and no

[broken hound]

Ok I’ll apply then

Not like UVA ED is gonna reject me

[devout mirage]

and best case scenario you get in and the college is interested in u and free vacation

[broken hound]

I’m a dumbass

My gpa probably gets auto rejected

Lmao probably same

[devout mirage]

just shoot ur shot

[broken hound]

Wow ur really delusional

[devout mirage]

i got into the fly in

[broken hound]

Go gpa optional

[broken hound]

Damn that’s crazy

[devout mirage]

ong

[broken hound]

Maybe I’m underestimating my chances

[devout mirage]

you are

you never know

[broken hound]

Are u ED

[devout mirage]

nah

[broken hound]

Bruh what

Where else u eding

[hybrid bay]

did u apply to coke

[devout mirage]

Omg same

[devout mirage]

rejected

When I applied

[devout mirage]

my host had a 3.5

[broken hound]

Bro wtf

I thought only 4.0 got in

[devout mirage]

4.0=botd lmao

[broken hound]

All the 4.0s I know are npc’s tho

[hybrid bay]

what does botd mean

[devout mirage]

Bots

Npcs

4.0 means nothing

[broken hound]

Yeah

[hybrid bay]

frr

[devout mirage]

Also I did have 3.7 at like the best school in the US so

Look at context+rigor

[hybrid bay]

what school

[devout mirage]

rejected i really have like no school hours

[devout mirage]

Stanford ohs

#1 on niche 😋

[hybrid bay]

seriously

wow lol

they give FA?

[broken hound]

My context is Asian male with no hooks at a random ass public in Virginia with a class rank of 130/500

[devout mirage]

do they

[devout mirage]

Never give up

[broken hound]

Auto reject

[hybrid bay]

stop demoralizing urself

[broken hound]

Did y’all have like crazy ecs or nah

[devout mirage]

Im not even in the top 30% of my class i dont think

[devout mirage]

ecs and rigor id assume

[hybrid bay]

i thought i was ducked after getting rejected from Epc LOL.it boosted my morale a bit but no way in hell i get regional finalist

[devout mirage]

Yes

[devout mirage]

epc rejection means nothing

[hybrid bay]

where else did u apply guest

[devout mirage]

Uhh I had 2 ecs intl violinist+ polisci internship

As long as you get the strong letter

[broken hound]

Ok maybe I have a shot

Thank u peeps

[devout mirage]

Columbia Ed but music Prof at USC and NYU told me I got in alrd

[broken hound]

Have fun at nyc

[devout mirage]

And Yale and stanny also

I'll send later just dm me

Idk if i will ed columbia

if i do itll be on a whim

Kirk you got into peep right

Not assuming anything until i see an acceptance letter

[south hemlock]

Mmm 😋 I feel you

[south hemlock]

Well I believe in you regardless !

[stuck badger]

bro??

[devout mirage]

im telling u dont stress it bro 25 is insanely low 😭😭

u didnt get rejected bc u werent qualified cuz u obv are

stars acceptance rate had to have been below 1% tho

[hybrid bay]

didnt apply

only fly in i applied to was EPC

[devout mirage]

im like pretty sure epc was primarily based on income and fgli

[hybrid bay]

im not even an engineering major too

[devout mirage]

i was like the only non first generation there

[hybrid bay]

like i applied for operations research

ahhh makes sense

[devout mirage]

still in seas

[hybrid bay]

yeah but my ecs didnt really match it

cuz im business

[devout mirage]

ya so thats prob why tho

[hybrid bay]

op management

how fun was it

[devout mirage]

really fun

but very tight compact rigid schedule

i wanted to meet calypso guest and clock and couldnt

[fathom hawk]

huh

hello cuny

[hybrid bay]

damnn can u see urself attending?

[past veldt]

i have a gf 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[past veldt]

BRO SHOW ME I LITERALLY TOLD U EVERYTHING LMAO

[native hatch]

damn guest cant be sure you dont want 2

lmao

wait have i told you about my situation

mine is much cooler and less delulu than guest's work wife

oh yea i love frosci i got to ramble about black holes and general relativity today

people were asking me hypotheticals and i was explaining it out and shit using analogies and math

[wise haven]

What’s stopping u from having 2

[past veldt]

💀💀💀💀💀

i’m not cheating 😭

[wise haven]

How intellectual of u

[wise haven]

Didn’t say to do all that

[past veldt]

Dms lol

[wise haven]

Open relationship

[past veldt]

no.

[wise haven]

Just so we’re clear I’m not into that

[past veldt]

that’s crazy imo

ok good

[wise haven]

I just like trolling

[past veldt]

me neither

lmfao

[wise haven]

Lmao

[wise haven]

Crazy hard to do for starters

Like first u gotta get 2 girls to like you

AND have them like each other

And then support both

Crazy amount of work

Being single is much more cost effective

[past veldt]

LMAO

[past veldt]

oh

that is wild

[wise haven]

Wild indeed

[past veldt]

ur so right

i dropped too much money and now im@not gonna eat out for 6 months

[wise haven]

I’m a man of genius

Not in the right ways tho

[past veldt]

LOL

[wise haven]

I’m a genius in every wrong way

[past veldt]

nah u got this

[wise haven]

Hidden talents that might needa stay hidden

[wise haven]

How come I didn’t get the lore

[native hatch]

in lit hum

brb

[past veldt]

okok

[devout mirage]

yes totally i still am considering ed because of my experience

[broken hound]

I can’t see myself attending

Saw a tiktok of kids here and they look lowkey weird af

[wise haven]

TikTok kids look goofy anywhere

Columbia is not the only ivy with TikTok mfs

[winged hinge]

@past veldt YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND??

[winged hinge]

this makes a lot of sense ngl

[past veldt]

😭😭😭😭😭

yea

LOL

[wise haven]

It’s over for me

[devout mirage]

Can't sry

[wise haven]

Bro got the short end of the stick

[devout mirage]

Wdym

[wise haven]

Chief gave all the info and got nothing in return

[winged hinge]

WHOOOOOO

[winged hinge]

im a bitch too i got in ur fine dw

[past veldt]

HUH

[winged hinge]

he's fake for that

[devout mirage]

No 😭

It's not a work wife it's just a friend

Chill

[winged hinge]

how was ur columbia tour @devout mirage

[devout mirage]

💀 LMAO

did u see us

[winged hinge]

he sent a flick

[devout mirage]

who

oh

[quasi kayak]

i’m not confident i’ll get in 😍 my essays are terrible

[native hatch]

??? they took a columbia tour? 😭

i lowkey wanna do that

and be like man im so excited and talk with other hs seniors

then walk off with my keycard and unlock a building and walk in

[devout mirage]

did yk we didnt get a tour

[native hatch]

wow wtf

what did you guys even do

[devout mirage]

sat in the faculty hall 50% of the time

or lerner 555 the other 50%

[native hatch]

whats faculty hall

[devout mirage]

its like

where the faculty live

its their dorms

[native hatch]

ohh faculty house

[devout mirage]

yes

[native hatch]

fac house

oooo

did you have lunc there

i love fac house

[devout mirage]

yes

it was too fancy

so i didnt eat all 3 days

[native hatch]

wtf

[devout mirage]

i ate a sandwich and started breaking out

[native hatch]

wait ddi you have lunch on the first or second floor

[devout mirage]

like the 8th bruh

[native hatch]

💀

CRAZY

bro got the deluxe treatment

eat at jjs

not fac house

duh

[devout mirage]

BRO im so mad

so

i got a burger for my friend

righ

[winged hinge]

i

[devout mirage]

and then the aos were coming

so i had to run back to my host room

[winged hinge]

i shoudlve taken u on a tour im sorry :(

i thought they’d have given u one

[devout mirage]

and then

my hosts were out in the library and said they wouldnt be back

until

12 am

[native hatch]

😭

[devout mirage]

and our curfew was 10:30

[native hatch]

im so sorry

lmao

[devout mirage]

so i stuck the burger in front

of their dorm

[native hatch]

YALL HAD A CURFEW

[devout mirage]

and left to go find them

and then

when i got back

[native hatch]

lmao

[devout mirage]

the burger was gone

[native hatch]

😭

[devout mirage]

so i didnt even get to eat

[winged hinge]

:(

i feel bad

[devout mirage]

nah its fine

it was fun

i loved it

like to the point im like

actually considering eding a school

that was never ranked that high on my list

until now

[native hatch]

clock are you guys also having a community hour

you heard about the thingie right

[devout mirage]

also

u guys can still give me a tour

on admitted students day

hopefully

oh wait replied to the wrong person

@winged hinge

[winged hinge]

!!!!!

sounds good dm me

[winged hinge]

uhhh

i heard abt the thing

[quasi kayak]

yeah we’re almost always in low or lerner

[devout mirage]

its dumb

[quasi kayak]

there’s campus tours for us tho?

did you actually like it

[devout mirage]

yes

i did

i said i did

i loved it

[quasi kayak]

i’m worried our schedule is gonna be mid

[weak delta]

Is columbia the best school ever

[devout mirage]

you guys get a lot more freedom i think

they said they wanted the schedule to be compact for us to get a feel of what its like to be an engineering student

[quasi kayak]

i hope so! i really want to just walk around LMFAO

not have an advisor hunched over my shoulder the whole time

[devout mirage]

if not u can sneak out of all the buildings unless ur host is in jj

[quasi kayak]

now why would i do that

[devout mirage]

to explore

[quasi kayak]

well duh

were the other ppl u met fun or insufferable

[devout mirage]

columbia nitpicks off of personality so

theyre

all pretty amazing

[quasi kayak]

how tf did i get in

[devout mirage]

youll fit in

dw

[quasi kayak]

i find myself to be mega b word but like okay!

[devout mirage]

the ppl there arent like

i wanna go to hypsm for the name

theyre like

genuinely interested in every school they look at

[quasi kayak]

they’re just like me fr

i lvoe columbia if i don’t get in ed idk what i’ll do!

[native hatch]

the full thing

its so fucked that theyve told us only bits and pieces

most people dont even know

except for the people who pieced it together

[quasi kayak]

LMFAO

[weak delta]

HUH

[native hatch]

y’all went in there?

[devout mirage]

no that was a pic from my host

from the barstool

[native hatch]

MHM

yeah

i won’t tell y’all the rest but be glad you left when you did

[devout mirage]

about the party

[native hatch]

i think it’s just the case with any ivy league though

no

[devout mirage]

wait what

tell me the rest

[quasi kayak]

i’m so confused LMFAO

[wise haven]

Just know that like half the ivies have SHIT housing

Harvards housing is fucking terrible as well

[winged hinge]

????

dm me

[stuck badger]

BRO

[wise haven]

Ivyyyyy😍

[boreal venture]

👀 💀

[native hatch]

don’t pretend cornell is any better

[boreal venture]

the arsonist

shits so funny

[native hatch]

what 💀

[boreal venture]

also the 6ft 160 lbs man

[native hatch]

arson

[boreal venture]

who did a thing

🙄

we havent had any crime alerts recently

[devout mirage]

wtf is goin on at cornell 😭

[boreal venture]

except martha pollack almost caused a scandal!!

[native hatch]

we’ve just had 3 deaths in the past month

so

[boreal venture]

oh

wtf

we have not

?!

[native hatch]

not all were suicides

[boreal venture]

HWAt

[devout mirage]

as an engineering major columbia would probably be safer for me

[boreal venture]

how 😭

[devout mirage]

than cornell

[native hatch]

it’s true

[boreal venture]

cornell has better engineering

😭

[native hatch]

cornell has suicide nets

we do not

we just have window locks

[boreal venture]

well no one has died

[devout mirage]

they have hard engineering

[native hatch]

😛

[boreal venture]

lol imagine picking columbia cuz its easier

😭

project temas do not compare

🖐️

[native hatch]

nyc is better

[devout mirage]

^

[boreal venture]

i love how thats yalls like

only argument

😭

[devout mirage]

columbia gave me a free trip to nyc so

[native hatch]

imagine being in nowhere ithaca

[boreal venture]

all points abt good things at columbia lead mback to "its in nyc"

[native hatch]

what do u even do over the weekend

walk around campus

[devout mirage]

ong

fish

[boreal venture]

party

[native hatch]

any good bars

[boreal venture]

and go to boba

[native hatch]

or are you too far out

[boreal venture]

💀

why r u being a bitch lol

[native hatch]

i’m just playing 😭

i don’t have beef with cornell

[boreal venture]

every conversation i have in this server is always

you suck ur at cornell

i hate it here

[native hatch]

cornell isn’t that bad

[devout mirage]

im applying

[native hatch]

it’s better than dartmouth

[devout mirage]

THAT* lmao

[boreal venture]

hilarious

[devout mirage]

i like cornell

[native hatch]

i have beef with cornell note style

[devout mirage]

to be honest

i think cornell would be higher for me

if they had as much good food as columbia

food is a very important value to me

[devout mirage]

also im premed so

[boreal venture]

we have good food just its dining hall food not chains

[devout mirage]

did yk columbia brands their burgers

[boreal venture]

columbia has more food variety but its bc u can go offcampus for like cheap food

the mcdonalds is far

the nearby stuff is restaurants

where u sit down

[devout mirage]

ya i know

[boreal venture]

otherwise, its school cafes or restaurants or dining

😔

[devout mirage]

also like

i dont think ill get into cornell engineering

best case scenario is the guaranteed transfer

[boreal venture]

im transferring out of cornell engineering
felt

[devout mirage]

U ARE?

[boreal venture]

cornell arts degree

here i come

[devout mirage]

what major

[boreal venture]

😭

like cognitive science

which is like

cs + psych

[devout mirage]

you were bme right

[boreal venture]

plus bio

yeah

[devout mirage]

was it that bad 😭

[native hatch]

i still have cornell guaranteed transfer

but columbia hasn’t broken me that much

[boreal venture]

i just dont want to take 142 credits of bio, physics, math, and chem

in 8 semesters

like no thank you

[devout mirage]

how many classes is that

[native hatch]

zamn

[boreal venture]

142 credits

its like

[native hatch]

i have 128 cred requirement

[boreal venture]

full credits every semester

so like 4-7 classes

5-7

[devout mirage]

ya i wouldnt make it

[boreal venture]

thats only bme + premed tho

cs is like

121

[devout mirage]

u tuff for doing that

[boreal venture]

plsu thee 15 cred of premed

much more manageable

cs is my fallback if i drop premed ✊
but lowkey hate how its liek the biggest major here

[devout mirage]

is it in cas

[boreal venture]

cs is in both coe and cas

currently making my way through 260 slides to study for my 6th midterm this semester

🥰

[devout mirage]

good luck

[native hatch]

asked my friend to get me a water an hour ago

😭

[boreal venture]

isnt ur water like

a 2 minute walk

😭

[native hatch]

good

what

[boreal venture]

away

[native hatch]

no he went to the dining hall

[boreal venture]

oh

lmaoo

"elevators dont kill ppl" is so true

elevators in my dorm building have fallen

[devout mirage]

her bio didnt age well

[boreal venture]

multiple times

this semester

no one died tho

[devout mirage]

when i met you irl i was fully expecting a dude 😭

even tho ur pronouns were in ur bio

[broken hound]

Why do y’all talk here instead of in a group chat

Always chatting

[devout mirage]

cuz bruh

[boreal venture]

u can ask a question

abt columbia

😭 if u want

[broken hound]

Nah

[boreal venture]

we r talking cuz this channel is dead otherwise

[devout mirage]

this is the most active college channel

[fathom hawk]

does columbia actually exist

[boreal venture]

isnt upenn

the most active

[devout mirage]

its upenn?

[boreal venture]

no

[fathom hawk]

or is it just a more prestigious cuny

[boreal venture]

its barnard

CUNY Morningside Heights x Barnard

[devout mirage]

i still havent visited cornell

[boreal venture]

i think i would have hated it at columbia so im kinda glad i didnt apply

[fathom hawk]

i mean cornell is in a rural area

[boreal venture]

i rlly like it here

[devout mirage]

dartmouth was like

my #1 school

so cornell would be pretty great

but things changed

[boreal venture]

what changed

flyin?

[devout mirage]

yes

[boreal venture]

icic

[devout mirage]

dartmouth sent me a very

[boreal venture]

valid pt tho

[fathom hawk]

cornell surroundings literally the only reason why i took off cornell

[boreal venture]

higher odds of columbia

[devout mirage]

passive aggressive email

oh i got into dartmouths too

[boreal venture]

oh

[fathom hawk]

no offense

[devout mirage]

and declined it

[boreal venture]

passive aggressive

💀

[devout mirage]

and they got mad

[fathom hawk]

i just like cities

[boreal venture]

which part

ah

[fathom hawk]

where theres lots to do outside campus

[boreal venture]

i like suburbs

[devout mirage]

columbia said theyre scared they're going to lose me to yale

[boreal venture]

yale sucks

/lh

[devout mirage]

i like it

a lot

but

they dont know that

[fathom hawk]

cornell is beautiful dont get me wrong its just i really value a vibrant and big surrounding area

[devout mirage]

i live rural

but like

cornell dartmouth rural

its not that bad

[devout mirage]

do you guys have skiiing

[boreal venture]

yeah

we r also near a ski resort that is rlly beautiful

[boreal venture]

yeah i like suburb style

where u know whats there and they can usually know u

like i alrdy have restaurants/places that know me

in ctown

ig its like that in nyc too but idk

i like suburbs

[devout mirage]

@native hatch BRUH one of like my neighbors got murdered

whats up w all this death 😭😭

[boreal venture]

ayowhat.

[fathom hawk]

idk why i dont know if id like this

cause if i like

screw smth up socially

[native hatch]

bro what

[fathom hawk]

im pretty much stuck for the next 4 years

its there in every college but when its a college town its probably more

idk

[winged hinge]

maybe it's bc u cant get out of the columbia channel 🙄 /lh

[devout mirage]

IDK bro u give bro vibes

[devout mirage]

ya im shocked lmfao

[native hatch]

fucking finally

no random people on campus tmr

they closed all the gates

[devout mirage]

wait why

[native hatch]

the only way you can get in is by presenting a valid CUID

because there’s a sjp and a hillel protest at the same time

in the same place

[devout mirage]

at columbia?

[native hatch]

yep

[devout mirage]

do u not like the random ppl on campus

the homeless people are funny and a breathe of fresh air

[native hatch]

it gets to be a lot

especially with everything going on

[devout mirage]

several of them came up and cracked jokes with me

[devout mirage]

damn really

[native hatch]

i mean yeah.

[south hemlock]

I’m imagining failing a midterm and then running into a guy who wants you to do a street interview for tiktok 😂

[native hatch]

when you’re dealing with a suicide and a political protest for both sides on campus so bad that they had to close all the gates

[winged hinge]

😭

[native hatch]

like

[devout mirage]

why are they protesting on both sides

[native hatch]

and parents weekend is this weekend

[devout mirage]

are you gonna protest

[native hatch]

no i’ll be in my room

i’m exhausted

[devout mirage]

what are they protesting about

[devout mirage]

the hello kitty pajamas was so real

[native hatch]

what

it was a hoodie

smh

i didn’t even wear my pajama pants

[devout mirage]

ok whatever it was it was so real

[devout mirage]

That's what we did bc tour ends at JJ lmao

[devout mirage]

A what

[quasi kayak]

@devout mirage cold ping but did yall do any essay work? do i need to come with drafts prepped or naur

[devout mirage]

nope

no time

[quasi kayak]

LMFAO

[devout mirage]

also feel free to cold ping idc

[quasi kayak]

epc sounds kinda awful i fear

[devout mirage]

its fun af

dw

[quasi kayak]

our schedule isn’t that packed but it’s also the first year so i can only assume we’re going to have a filled schedule when we get there

[devout mirage]

just busy

youll love it

columbia is such a great school

[quasi kayak]

i’m just worried i’ll get there love it and then get deferred 😍

[wise haven]

theyre not deferring u bro

[quasi kayak]

you never know!

[devout mirage]

u prob wont get deferred dw

[quasi kayak]

rejected 😍😍😍

[devout mirage]

ed fly in rejection isnt a thing

even ed waitlist isnt rlly a thing

if u went to fly in

[quasi kayak]

i think ur underestimating how badly i can bungle these essays

[wise haven]

Ur underestimating how much they want u

[devout mirage]

imma prob remove cornell off my list

i feel overwhelmed with schools

[quasi kayak]

if i get in ed it’ll save me from so much anxiety

[winged hinge]

@quasi kayak when are u coming?

[winged hinge]

😋

[quasi kayak]

21-23

[winged hinge]

yay!! ok

[quasi kayak]

i’m so stressed rn

tell me why ap calc is the class im doing the best in.

[devout mirage]

same

why am i struggling in ap bio the easiest science

[quasi kayak]

mf i’m struggling in psych bc our teacher is making us self study half of the shit lmfao?

[wise haven]

Why so

[wise haven]

It be like that

[wise haven]

AP Chem is light

[quasi kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/rose-roseblackpink-blackpinkrose-gif-23674213

[wise haven]

idk what this means😭

[quasi kayak]

why tf is there a typo in the meme

[wise haven]

no idea

[quasi kayak]

i didn’t find ap chem particularly difficult but it’s not easy lmao

[wise haven]

i had a good teacher so

[devout mirage]

im in ap chem ap bio ap enviro

idk why i thought it was a good idea

[quasi kayak]

ap lit ap calc ap psych

[wise haven]

@native hatch byee

[native hatch]

i’ll be back

[wise haven]

kk

[devout mirage]

i hate ap lit

[quasi kayak]

me too! but we up

[rain raven]

hello

[quasi kayak]

we did our first frq and i got a 6/6??? LMFAO

and i’m predicting a 3/6 for the next one 😭

[rain raven]

I wish my school had more ap classes

I'm forced to do dual enrollment

which isn't bad if I go to georgia tech as I'd graduate a year early but anywhere else 💀

[devout mirage]

5/9 on mcq

[rain raven]

What’s going on at Columbia lmao

[native hatch]

wdym

rn it’s family days

earlier it was protests

[devout mirage]

doesnt something go down every day there

[wise haven]

On the daily apparently

[native hatch]

Yes

[quasi kayak]

i yearn for it

[devout mirage]

Wtf thats my house

[wise haven]

how the hell did u get up tehre💀

[winged hinge]

stuck my phone out a window lolll

[wise haven]

my goal is so just randomly skydive from a roof on columbia

will i get expelled

100%

will it be worth it

arguable but im saying yes

[devout mirage]

Do it on graduation day

or after u get ur diploma

[wise haven]

Worth

[native hatch]

people do that

without parachutes

they don’t end up graduating

[weak delta]

they can recall ur diploma whenever they feel like it

[devout mirage]

😬😬

[remote raptor]

Is anyone doing the optional research section?

[wise haven]

No the fuck

[boreal venture]

ask in the caltech channel

ull get betterreception

is there even a caltech channel

[winged hinge]

i did ^ if anyone needs help lmk

[devout mirage]

did you do the maker space

[winged hinge]

no

[red cliff]

guys for the why major essay do you talk about columbia programs for your major too? currently i just talk abt why i like my major bc i put major programs in why school, but technically the prompt is "What attracts you to your preferred areas of study at Columbia College?"

[boreal venture]

yes

definitely include at least one sentence of why columbia

maybe dont make it like a chunk but like less than 10%

yk

[rain raven]

ready to post the worst columbia applicatin of all time

[wise haven]

real

wheres @native hatch

she been gone

is she alr

[quasi kayak]

WHATS UP MY FELLOW LIBERALS

[native hatch]

busy

lmao

[dense fable]

how you know we are liberals

[wise haven]

Why the fuck else would we be in here

[dense fable]

Because I like Columbia'

[remote raptor]

are you guys able to access the webinar?

its not working....

[native hatch]

common columbia issue

[wise haven]

Average Columbia maintenance L

[native hatch]

they fixed our elevator

we won

[wise haven]

No way

Did they fix the dorm?

[native hatch]

no

lol

but the elevator

[wise haven]

But the elevator

[native hatch]

it got fixed

[remote raptor]

what

[native hatch]

i go here

[remote raptor]

oh

the webinar was broken

[native hatch]

feel free to ask me questions if you want

[wise haven]

How to get in

[native hatch]

donate building

[wise haven]

The fuck they gonna put it

They also have proven they can’t manage it

Maintenance is lacking

[native hatch]

so donate maintenance

[wise haven]

U right

[native hatch]

fix the ceilings

[wise haven]

Personally fix em and they’ll let me in

[native hatch]

fix the death trap elevators

yes

clean the bathrooms

they’ll be like damn

this kid is so good

we can make him pay to do the same stuff!

instead of paying workers to do it!

[wise haven]

😁

[mossy siren]

@native hatch i know you don’t declare major until sophomore year but do you know any other astro majors there are

[native hatch]

yes

quite a few

like 7-8

[devout mirage]

@quasi kayak you guys at STARs are going to an educational psych lecture

[quasi kayak]

SLAYYY

bro we have to sleep on the floor??😭

[devout mirage]

expect to

some of the hosts might have air mattresses but mine didnt

[quasi kayak]

idk what to bring for that

[devout mirage]

they have sleeping bags there

[devout mirage]

bring a blanket and use their sleeping bag

as a mattress

also bring a pillow too

ur host may or may not provide that

[boreal venture]

only?

or do u mean u only know that many personally

[native hatch]

in my class

total for ugrad probably 25-30

[boreal venture]

damn

thats tiny

[broken hound]

what happens to conservatives at columbia

are they shamed

shunned from society

[native hatch]

there’s actually quite a few lmao

[broken hound]

W

[native hatch]

they have a few newspapers

a few satirical and then a few that are like the one that invited jordan peterson to speak

[broken hound]

my goat

[rain raven]

shoudl I apply here or to brown university for econ

[devout mirage]

both

[rain raven]

For early @devout mirage

[weak delta]

columbia

[broken hound]

south america

[devout mirage]

none apply rd for both and have options

[broken hound]

if ur a junior rn plan on brown

im applying here and all 6 other ivies

and u dont want to compete against me

[winged hinge]

columbia 😝

[wise haven]

funny school

[winged hinge]

silly school!!!

[rain raven]

https://tenor.com/view/impeachment-gif-19942522

[broken hound]

im him

[rain raven]

aight || whats ur ecs||

[broken hound]

gamingbyop awards and ecs (dont open if u get jealous):

||2x nobel peace prize
nobel prize in literature
nobel prize in physics
4x ISEF winner
IMO winner
IPhO winner
IChO winner
IOI 3rd
IBO 3rd
IOL 2nd
USACO Diamond

A2C troll (top ec)
founded UNICEF
millionaire andrew tate follower
10k community service hours
national swimming champion
president of top robotics team (cooked MIT)
RSI
other shit||

all 5 t5s gonna yield protect me 🔥

[dense fable]

all t100s are going to "yield" protect you

[broken hound]

u might be right honestly

ill apply to all of them anyways

incase one of them takes pity

[devout mirage]

same

[tame lily]

how important are the short answer questions

[hybrid bay]

uh very important

[tame lily]

like your favorite books and movies

my taste is being questioned

[quasi kayak]

yeah i’m out that brooklyn, now im down in tribeca

[tame lily]

my favorite book: travel guide of new york

[rain raven]

right next to De Niro, but I’ll be hood foreva

[wise haven]

Ur here Alr?

[quasi kayak]

no

[quasi kayak]

RIGHT NEXT TO DE NIRO

BUT ILL BE HOOD FOREVA

[quasi reef]

Could someone take a look at my supplements?

[rain raven]

sir

[wise haven]

@native hatch @winged hinge where the fuck is Lerner hall 😭

[native hatch]

next to butler

like wait

[wise haven]

Found it

[native hatch]

good

also look

view of alma from my room

winning

[wise haven]

Winning

@quasi kayak ur at Columbia right?

[quasi kayak]

yes

[native hatch]

oh neat

we should get sushi or smth

[wise haven]

We should

[native hatch]

ok let me get out of bed then i’ll see

[devout mirage]

is ur schedule strict

[quasi kayak]

a little, there’s some leeway though

some kids got to just travelle during lunch

we have to go to every scheduled thing

[devout mirage]

same

[devout mirage]

💀

[wise haven]

Guest WYA

[native hatch]

what bro

[devout mirage]

J woke up

[native hatch]

LMAO

same

[devout mirage]

are yall meeting up

[wise haven]

Maybe

[native hatch]

lemme get out of bed i’ll see

[winged hinge]

zzzzzzz

went to bed at 7AM 🤣

[native hatch]

i just slept like 12h

lol

[wise haven]

LOL

[wise haven]

Grab lunch?

[winged hinge]

oo where

[wise haven]

Wya

Down for anything

[winged hinge]

hm

do i have to swipe u in

ugh i should study

[wise haven]

Idk maybe

We can get lunch outside

And study for what

[winged hinge]

everywhere is so mid rn 🤡

well i guess it's just john jay being mid

blergh

back to studying

ask @native hatch if she wants to go to barnard maybe im lazy

[wise haven]

Ok!

[native hatch]

sure

[native hatch]

sure

i’m down

we’re in midterm szn rn

[cunning osprey]

is there any real difference between the applied physics major in columbia engineering and the physics major in columbia college?

[winged hinge]

major wise? or like

life wise

LMFAO

[cunning osprey]

uhhh

both

[devout mirage]

It's not bad tday

[native hatch]

applied physics limits you to applied physics, physics in cc allows you to do more theory

i’m a physics major in cc

[cunning osprey]

so physics in cc allows you to become a theoretical physicist, while physics in columbia engineering (i think the acronym is seas?) is more geared into making u an experimentalist?

but both take the same fundamental classes and stuff right?

[winged hinge]

do u wanna take lithum or not 🤣

[cunning osprey]

nah i wanna stay away from the humanities 💀

[broken hound]

How easy to get on Wall Street as a stockbroker from Columbia 🙏

[winged hinge]

seas 💯

[native hatch]

kind of

[cunning osprey]

can u tell me the exact differences or is there somewhere online that has them listed out vuz i cant seem to find an nice resource