Oh I didn't have anything
#Carnegie Mellon University (CMU) (2023-2024)
fallen pike
My kid is hosed
chrome fulcrum
I'm so screwed
-stanford
restive jolt
people have been getting rejected since last friday
knotty saffron
Wait where
restive jolt
there’s genuinely no rhyme or reason to any of this
it’s best not to waste your time and energy speculating
knotty saffron
Can someone pls email and ask if all acceptances are out alrdy grrr
fallen pike
Wait where
It’s on Reddit cmu mega thread
knotty saffron
Wanna mentally prepare 💀
cinder thorn
maybe for the first time reddit has lie?
restive jolt
Can someone pls email and ask if all acceptances are out alrdy grrr
they aren’t
lusty vale
My kid is hosed
Probably not
fallen pike
It’s on Reddit so could be true
fast mesa
fallen pike
My friend who works at cmu says they depend a lot on international for making money
restive jolt
My friend who works at cmu says they depend a lot on international for making mo...
unfortunately that’s how it is for a lot of schools at cmu’s level
most international students who have the resources to apply to top-ranked schools are quite wealthy
restive jolt
i mean the same is true for domestic applicants, but it’s especially true for international applicants
fallen pike
unfortunately that’s how it is for a lot of schools at cmu’s level
Yeah I just learned this. 90k a year. Yikes. I will need a second job
restive jolt
nmumber just appeared from the blue
again, it’s an unsubstantiated claim on reddit, so take it w a grain of salt
raw crystal
My friend who works at cmu says they depend a lot on international for making mo...
Yeah that makes sense and I don't think CMU gives a lot of financial aid. I think out of all the schools I calculated EFC Calculator, CMU is the one who gives me the least amount of estimated financial aid money
restive jolt
they don’t even give aid to international students
weary wave
isnt that good news? not a whole lot of acceptances (based on %) compared to class size
onyx falcon
Yeah I just learned this. 90k a year. Yikes. I will need a second job
💀
bro needs more money
sage oriole
I just need to ge tin fr
ocean mural
58 more min
fallen pike
Idk if it makes u feel better but im an mit accept and i haven’t gotten a status update yet for cmu
tired swallow
!cmu
long pollen
!cmu
gilded spruce
!cmu
hazy schooner
!cmu
unique flax
58 more min
sighs proof?
raw crystal
58 more min
Plz don't give me false hope 😭
iron smelt
!cmu
iron smelt
again, it’s an unsubstantiated claim on reddit, so take it w a grain of salt
yeah thas just a number pulled outta nowhere
i think 💀
unique flax
58 more min
trim sand
Idk if it makes u feel better but im an mit accept and i haven’t gotten a status...
Where are you looking to commit to?
fallen pike
Where are you looking to commit to?
uhhh i gotta wait on other colleges
but leaning on mit fs
trim sand
Which Major?
elder vortex
cmu vs gta6
iron smelt
but leaning on mit fs
bro said leaning on mit
fallen pike
bro said leaning on mit
i mean like there's stuff i've gotta consider bro like money and campus life 💀
tired swallow
agreed
vagrant tangle
Did anyone get results today?
gusty snow
perma ban this espadaseis kid pls
how is that being toxic
just bc your salty doesn’t mean he’s being toxic
upbeat kernel
we don't need this toxicity in the server
he literally did nothing
gloomy oriole
Did anyone get results today?
Friday 5pm est is the next wave
Im pretty sure we won’t get anything before that
north hamlet
Idk if it makes u feel better but im an mit accept and i haven’t gotten a status...
holy shit
cracked
full kite
outer musk
tired swallow
soon ™️
fallen pike
2 minutes
cerulean arch
Friday 5pm est is the next wave
Final. They drop it all there
tired swallow
cap or slap
wheat moon
he literally did nothing
he literally told us he got accepted to MIT. that is what crossed the line.
upbeat kernel
he literally told us he got accepted to MIT. that is what crossed the line.
damn i missed the joke
dense surge
Did cmu ever drop
wheat moon
damn i missed the joke
damn.
hybrid flint
I'm so screwed
YOU GOT INTO STANFORD-
lusty vale
A2Cers citing the least reliable source competition
hybrid flint
A2Cers citing the least reliable source competition
HEY ITS YOU
restive jolt
A2Cers citing the least reliable source competition
i don’t believe it lol, i just looked it up on reddit bc someone asked if it was real
raw crystal
YOU GOT INTO STANFORD-
Oh shit emi out here caught me cheating on Stanford
I'm sorry :((
lusty vale
so go ahead and withdraw
hybrid flint
Oh shit emi out here caught me cheating on Stanford
i cant believe u smh
hybrid flint
so go ahead and withdraw
😭 wth
hybrid flint
LMAO
raw crystal
i cant believe u smh
Plz don't tell Stanford :((
raw crystal
I'm boosting my odds
Same
hybrid flint
Plz don't tell Stanford :((
lmaooo
raw crystal
I'm withdrawing my application now
hybrid flint
hmc?
lusty vale
Mudd
wind grotto
HMC is coming out in 37 minutes
i doubt anyone knows 💀
hybrid flint
so go ahead and withdraw
i could withdraw, maybe theyd bump u to an acceptance then 😭
restive jolt
HMC is coming out in 37 minutes
godspeed🫡
sharp phoenix
You’re getting in bro
lusty vale
i could withdraw, maybe theyd bump u to an acceptance then 😭
didn't you already get in
raw crystal
i could withdraw, maybe theyd bump u to an acceptance then 😭
Caught you in 4K right there
hybrid flint
would u really take harvey mudd over mit?
raw crystal
YOU'RE DOING THE SAME THING AS ME
hybrid flint
except uiuc cuz they rejected me :<
hybrid flint
and berk cuz theyre not out yet
lusty vale
would u really take harvey mudd over mit?
MIT literally was never my top choice at any part during the college application process
hybrid flint
MIT literally was never my top choice at any part during the college application...
oh damn
what's ur first choice?
raw crystal
except uiuc cuz they rejected me :<
Yield protected fs
hybrid flint
i dont remember
hybrid flint
Yield protected fs
cap
sharp phoenix
What is your top choice then
raw crystal
MIT literally was never my top choice at any part during the college application...
Huh
hybrid flint
OHHH YEAH
raw crystal
It was Olin
Bruh ok lmao
hybrid flint
but who would u take over mit
keen atlas
Idk I'm just gonna pick on vibes
respect tbh
lusty vale
I'm considering MIT, HMC, CMU and Cooper Union
raw crystal
Idk I'm just gonna pick on vibes
If that's what you're looking for
Welcome to Stanford :))
Oh
Damn ok
hybrid flint
did u apply to stanford a2h
lusty vale
No
hybrid flint
:C
raw crystal
God damn it I was about to convine you to switch to Stanford
hybrid flint
u got into mit tho...
lusty vale
u got into mit tho...
someone in here told me to apply lmfao
hybrid flint
they were based
raw crystal
tbh I didn't know what it was when I was doing applications
True everyone knows MIT no one knows a random ass school called Stanford 💀
hybrid flint
koi what's ur 2r
lusty vale
True everyone knows MIT no one knows a random ass school called Stanford 💀
obviously I'd heard of stanford, but I didn't really know anything about it
lusty vale
I thought it was in new york near cornell tbh
raw crystal
WashU Wasilisted
hybrid flint
u got yield protect at uchicago trust
raw crystal
obviously I'd heard of stanford, but I didn't really know anything about it
Lmao fair
lusty vale
I was only looking for small project based engineering colleges
sharp phoenix
I’ve heard Stanford likes music students or students who have some musical like talent is that true
lusty vale
so stanford didn't really top the list
raw crystal
u got yield protect at uchicago trust
No I don't
lusty vale
everything else was thrown in because I was recommended to do so
for example
I applied to CMU because one of my LOR writers was a prof here
hybrid flint
I’ve heard Stanford likes music students or students who have some musical like ...
maybe? ive got neither of those
hybrid flint
I applied to CMU because one of my LOR writers was a prof here
ohhh that makes sense
raw crystal
I’ve heard Stanford likes music students or students who have some musical like ...
Idk I just briefly mention I play guitar on my ECs description but not too much. Anyone can say that, so I don't think so
raw crystal
I applied to CMU because one of my LOR writers was a prof here
You're getting it fs
lusty vale
ohhh that makes sense
I had a very different approach than 90% of A2C
sharp phoenix
I submitted an art portfolio too
raw crystal
They're taking a long ass time to design a better confetti for you bro
hybrid flint
u rd?
lusty vale
You're getting it fs
doubt
hybrid flint
They're taking a long ass time to design a better confetti for you bro
anything is better than nothing
hybrid flint
If you’re asking me then yes
oh okey, i believe in u!
hybrid flint
Reject dat
eh, stats isn't everything
raw crystal
eh, stats isn't everything
Can confirm
hybrid flint
I mean having a professor's at that college as a LOr is goated so
fr
hybrid flint
nuh uh
raw crystal
My stats aren't
sharp phoenix
My stats aren't
I guarantee mine are significantly lower than yours
hybrid flint
i mean i have stats but no ecs, you have hella ecs and good stats, khoi
lusty vale
Listen to me because I don't have stats
hybrid flint
I guarantee mine are significantly lower than yours
oh well, college is a lot of luck anyways
sharp phoenix
Bro has no gpa 💀💀
lusty vale
to lie to you
hybrid flint
Listen to me because I don't have stats
LOL, yeah
raw crystal
I guarantee mine are significantly lower than yours
Yeah but trust me stats aren't everything
sharp phoenix
Yeah but trust me stats aren't everything
Ik they aren’t
Even then it’s a crapshoot
raw crystal
i mean i have stats but no ecs, you have hella ecs and good stats, khoi
Debatable :))
hybrid flint
khoi what is the flag in ur nick?
lusty vale
If you ever think "My stats aren't good enough" remember that I got into MIT
and know you'll be fine because I had no stats
raw crystal
khoi what is the flag in ur nick?
What flag?
hybrid flint
the emoji 😭
lusty vale
you always got a shot
raw crystal
Oh it's a fish lmao
lusty vale
you just gotta take it
sharp phoenix
I have ncsu CS already so I’m chilling with that but I’d obviously like something else too
hybrid flint
OH LOOKS LIKE A FLAG FOR ME
lusty vale
the only way you have 0% acceptance rate is if you don't apply
lusty vale
I have ncsu CS already so I’m chilling with that but I’d obviously like somethin...
My state school mentioned
sharp phoenix
Ik
raw crystal
the only way you have 0% acceptance rate is if you don't apply
True
rustic yarrow
hey guys
hybrid flint
never assume you'll get in anywhere but you always have a chance, no matter how low
gray basin
and know you'll be fine because I had no stats
As someone with like only stats this is not good to hear
raw crystal
It's somewhat of a lottery sometimes but like yeah if you have good stats and essays, maybe your chances are higher, but still are some left to chances
rustic yarrow
are u ready for cmu?
sharp phoenix
Just gotta wish your AO doesn’t spill coffee on their shirt before reviewing your file
hybrid flint
lol real
sage oriole
CMU when?
rustic yarrow
friday?
hybrid flint
before april 1st tm
graceful oar
25 min fr.
raw crystal
Just gotta wish your AO doesn’t spill coffee on their shirt before reviewing you...
They prob are going digital now lol
hybrid flint
their shirts arent digital tho
raw crystal
thats the official word
I don't trust them anymore at this point
lusty vale
As someone with like only stats this is not good to hear
I promise you, you aren't only stats
you are a person
hybrid flint
why cant they like. do things like a normal school
raw crystal
their shirts arent digital tho
Oh yeah read that wrong I thought spilled on your file lol I'm in a Zoom class rn so reading messages kinda quick
hybrid flint
you are a person
trueee
rustic yarrow
I don't trust them anymore at this point
are u applying to cmu?
hybrid flint
Oh yeah read that wrong I thought spilled on your file lol I'm in a Zoom class r...
ahhh got it
lusty vale
there is depth and character that will shine through if your just authentic
raw crystal
are u applying to cmu?
I have withdrawn my application ;))
sage oriole
really?
hybrid flint
dang u actually withdrew?
sage oriole
why
raw crystal
So you guys should as well
rustic yarrow
oh lol
hybrid flint
LMAOOO
sage oriole
:FMA-
hybrid flint
the troll
raw crystal
Def did trust me
sage oriole
withdraw lowkey
raw crystal
Yeh def did true I'm not cheating on Stanford anymore so cough cough anyone who already got into Stanford should withdraw
hybrid flint
isnt it debatable whether stanford or cmu has the better cs program
hybrid flint
Yeh def did true I'm not cheating on Stanford anymore so cough cough anyone who ...
LMAO?
hybrid flint
this feels targeted
sage oriole
emi
hybrid flint
CMU definetly has the better program
ah okey okey
sage oriole
did you get in
hybrid flint
cmu vs mit?
raw crystal
isnt it debatable whether stanford or cmu has the better cs program
CMU has the best AI program but Stanford is better for the vibe for me
sage oriole
standford?
hybrid flint
did you get in
maybe...
sage oriole
both withdraw rn wtg
sage oriole
u guys are NOT in our
lusty vale
ah okey okey
CMU prolly has the best undergrad pure CS in the country
sage oriole
boat
hybrid flint
CMU has the best AI program but Stanford is better for the vibe for me
for vibe for sure
stanford better
but pure program itself
hybrid flint
CMU prolly has the best undergrad pure CS in the country
hmm true
cmu doesnt have the name recognition of mit tho
sharp phoenix
UCLA put out 150k decisions in a day
sharp phoenix
150k.
raw crystal
Don't trust emi guys
sharp phoenix
Why can’t CMU do it on one day bruh
hybrid flint
nooo i am trustworthy
hybrid flint
Why can’t CMU do it on one day bruh
FRRR
sharp phoenix
First CS school like
hybrid flint
WHAT ARE THEY DOINGGGG
sharp phoenix
I bet bro
rustic yarrow
cmu doesnt have the name recognition of mit tho
if it’s FAANG, it probably does lol
lusty vale
cmu doesnt have the name recognition of mit tho
In industry it has the same if not greater reputation, but among the public you are correct
hybrid flint
if it’s FAANG, it probably does lol
yeah that's true but that's if it's faang
hybrid flint
In industry it has the same if not greater reputation, but among the public you ...
in industry ofc
hybrid flint
should i give cmu serious thought?
lusty vale
should i give cmu serious thought?
No, you should go to MIT
hybrid flint
ehh prob not worth it for the marginally better cs program
sage oriole
everywhere else is below
lusty vale
I'm gonna be honest
sharp phoenix
Who agrees CMU should accept more SCS students this year to fix their god damn portal…
sage oriole
including MIT and stanford
hybrid flint
No, you should go to MIT
LOL okey
hybrid flint
cmu website says $146k
sage oriole
oh fr?
rustic yarrow
i think rn i’m pretty committed to cmu, all the rest of my schools that haven’t come out yet are hard reaches
sage oriole
maybe it's outdated
wheat plank
no 😡
wheat plank
should i give cmu serious thought?
No
wheat plank
ur so mean
😔
wheat plank
can u even give image perms?
u necesito to hablar here more
hybrid flint
this was the one good thing about having an uploader service
hybrid flint
u necesito to hablar here more
ESTOY HABLANDO AQUI. :<<<< TAN TRISTE
wheat plank
ESTOY HABLANDO AQUI. :<<<< TAN TRISTE
😳 join us at #1135691066906001578
hybrid flint
no average salar after frgraduatons
lusty vale
cmu bachelors for scs kids is $150k
you should look at the total compensation of the employers for their job titles
wheat plank
<#1167874553314295889>
wait
raw crystal
cmu bachelors for scs kids is $150k
CMU is bad for financial aid I think. They gave me the least aid from EFC calculator but idk that's a factor for you
wheat plank
does HMC come out today
lusty vale
does HMC come out today
15 minutes from now
wheat plank
CMU is bad for financial aid I think. They gave me the least aid from EFC calcul...
emi does'nt need money she can steal it from the federal reserve
lusty vale
there are quite a few people breaking 400k total compensation as new grads at CMU
sharp phoenix
Gl get that W @lusty vale
wheat plank
15 minutes from now
👀 good luck
rustic yarrow
there are quite a few people breaking 400k total compensation as new grads at CM...
like including company equity?
hybrid flint
you should look at the total compensation of the employers for their job titles
oh true
wheat plank
😍
urban dome
like including company equity?
usually total compensation does include company equity if it's given
raw crystal
emi does'nt need money she can steal it from the federal reserve
True she's not broke like me sorry I forgot
hybrid flint
did i not send it
wheat plank
True she's not broke like me sorry I forgot
nothing is stopping u from stealing from the federal reserve either 💸
jade plank
11 minutes
raw crystal
nothing is stopping u from stealing from the federal reserve either 💸
True 🤫
hybrid flint
can we actually
wheat plank
march 29th - april 1st and april 5th - april 7th
wheat plank
CAN WE ACTUALLY MEET UP
😍 yes
sharp phoenix
Can 9 days hurry up already
hybrid flint
wait what's in 9 days
hybrid flint
manfiesting?
cerulean crow
no, gamblers fallacy
hybrid flint
lamo
wheat plank
yea its not out
i think it's out, you just have to hack their portal trust
cerulean crow
ion wanna get muted lmao
im not gonna troll
but its coming at 10 tho
god told me so
cerulean crow
it came to me in a dream
cerulean crow
is it by school or geographical region?
no idea lmao
fallen pike
god told me so
god did
wheat plank
it came to me in a dream
how to cite a hallucination in APA
cerulean crow
twin plume
no idea lmao
big oof
cinder thorn
cmu in 5 min trust me guys
youre still doing this
restive jolt
making this my header on twitter tyvm
spark fog
25 MINS
cinder thorn
https://tenor.com/view/polish-cow-dancing-cow-gif-20702584
one must imagine sisyphus on time
restive jolt
one must imagine sisyphus as an applicant for the cmu class of 2028
tacit sandal
2 more mins guys !!!!!
prisma gull
one must imagine sisyphus as an applicant for the cmu class of 2028
i’ve heard the applicants are also very happy!
such a happy community here at cmu
restive jolt
guys i had my interview for the steel factory that makes you pay $80k/year to work there even tho was created to educate poor peole one hundred years ago i can’t wait to see if i get in!!
chrome fulcrum
cant tell if this is a joke. ahh a2c
hollow idol
2 more mins guys !!!!!
until what
prisma gull
guys i had my interview for the steel factory that makes you pay $80k/year to wo...
omg bob the builder
chrome fulcrum
just wait till april first bro
graceful oar
facts.
queen radish
no ik its coming at 11
How
graceful oar
i dreamed that sjsu my beloved dreamed that its coming at 11
cerulean arch
GAtech and CMU accept me pls 
cinder thorn
GAtech and CMU accept me pls <:cursedmoon:1009525437526986792>
same
if not cmu
georgia tech
short scarab
most trusted lad in the nation
chrome fulcrum
GAtech and CMU accept me pls <:cursedmoon:1009525437526986792>
cmu vs gtech which you choosing
restive jolt
one must imagine sisyphus as discord user “SJSU my beloved”
restive jolt
you know what they say in gambling
quartz hound
طيب اسمع
restive jolt
you’ll always win on the next bet
quartz hound
did any wave come out after the first one?
cerulean arch
Literal only schools above 10%
cerulean arch
cmu vs gtech which you choosing
Cmu, and I had the most intimate essays to them. Im especially huge on robotics and i even made a type of surgical robot and told them specifications for it
cerulean crow
did any wave come out after the first one?
idts
cerulean arch
Gatech is just an all arpund easier school to get into compettively without becoming extremely random
autumn wing
I'm so screwed
bro you are not in the position to say this like no offense
autumn wing
cmu vs gtech which you choosing
i’ve lowk fallen in love with cmu
cerulean arch
WHY THE FUCK DID I TAKE AP CHEM
restive jolt
bc ur an academic weapon
it’s ok my sister got a 2 on ap chem and she got a direct admit to pt school lmfao
cerulean arch
I thought, now its just fucking slavery. I have a acid and bases tmmrw
This shit was not woth it, shouldve taken ap physic c e&m only
ocean mural
guys 37 min
raw crystal
Lmao literally today my friends taught me how to play poker and I'm uhhhhh addicted to gambling cause I won all of their "fake" money
Going for real money next time...
wheat plank
Lmao literally today my friends taught me how to play poker and I'm uhhhhh addic...
😔 the best of us has fallen
It's ok you can make the next great mobile gambling startup at Stanford
raw crystal
It's ok you can make the next great mobile gambling startup at Stanford
...
GENIUS IDEA
I should start doing that
Get rich kids moneyyyyy
wheat plank
exactly 🔥
microgambling time
bet on the weather
bet on the us news college rankings
still pendant
Going for real money next time...
set a cap to how much you spend before you start, trust me even playing $1 buy ins its easy to lose a lot quick
wheat plank
bet on high school football
still pendant
bet on arsenal winning premier league
cerulean crow
im doing a fake stock market game based on real stock market, whats the fastest way to go broke as a joke
my teachers gonna give extra credit if i go negative
hardy dock
im doing a fake stock market game based on real stock market, whats the fastest ...
invest in crypto
still pendant
im doing a fake stock market game based on real stock market, whats the fastest ...
Im doing this too for econ, if you want to lose all money go for crypto stocks rn
cerulean crow
which ones
still pendant
just find the riskiest penny stocks or crypto EMF's
raw crystal
exactly 🔥
You're stressed because of academics? Welcome to gambling
You're stressed because your crush flirted with you and she just wanted to be your co-founder? Welcome to gambling
You're stressed because your code doesn't work? Welcome to gambling
Startup slogan
raw crystal
set a cap to how much you spend before you start, trust me even playing $1 buy i...
I'll do $100 ;)))
hardy dock
lol
still pendant
which ones
some kid in my class invested in some dubai transit company and is up $16k after a week
cerulean crow
shudve shorted that
tropic garnet
bet on arsenal winning premier league
Watch them bottle
still pendant
Watch them bottle
bro we would tho, the 4th place curse is real
cerulean arch
Gargle your own nuts
raw crystal
its coming at 1 guys
Okay I'm staying up till 1 waiting for the decision
cerulean arch
Okay I'm staying up till 1 waiting for the decision
Dude, its all friday at 5
Slight chance you might get smthing back tomorrow, but really it seems to be all final
cerulean crow
never
raw crystal
Dude, its all friday at 5
Lol I was jk
cerulean crow
28 min people :D
celest pawn
28 min people :D
WHAT DOES THIS MENA
cerulean crow
its coming out at 1
cerulean crow
WHAT DOES THIS MENA
trust me
cerulean crow
is it ur gut feeling
no it came to me in a dream
im never wrong: #1135690565137211453 message
aw its not out yet
its coming at 2 guys
ocean mural
trust
cerulean crow
trust me
ocean mural
or am i
cerulean crow
lmao
main cedar
im doing a fake stock market game based on real stock market, whats the fastest ...
LMAO u in gov?
cerulean crow
LMAO u in gov?
econ
cerulean crow
im in a competitionn with a few frends to go broke and get into debt as fast as possible
cerulean crow
im accidentally going up :(
shorted nvda, went down today
gained 5k accidentally
😔
ocean mural
im doing a fake stock market game based on real stock market, whats the fastest ...
invest in a weed company
cerulean crow
invest in a weed company
r there any ipo companies like that?
ocean mural
r there any ipo companies like that?
CNTTQ
cerulean crow
is it going down
ocean mural
cerulean crow
fast
ocean mural
it is quite literally valued at 0
ocean mural
LMFAO
ocean mural
man
aye
PALT is down 40%
@cerulean crow i gotchu
LMAO
its market cap is deadass 25 mil on the dot
ocean mural
go all in
fresh wagon
I talked to my prof who went to CMU today 😍
cerulean crow
go all in
BRUH
cant buy penny stocks
and it forces to diversify, cant spend more than like 15k on one thing (out of 100k)
cerulean crow
sadly
cerulean crow
what is one stock that will reliable go up tmrw
hybrid flint
brk.b will go up eventually lol
wheat plank
@hybrid flint
hybrid flint
hi ba
hybrid flint
CMU megathread isn't the worst behaving today
how bad is it usually
wheat plank
how bad is it usually
ever since this friday
it has been the worst
u guys are insanely funny tho i can't lie
hybrid flint
LMNAO
wheat plank
😨
hybrid flint
cant believe u delete my messages
raw crystal
how bad is it usually
Not that bad just roasting the shit out of CMU cause they deserve it
hybrid flint
@wheat plank does anyone call u by your name on this server
wheat plank
<@276399846217482240> does anyone call u by your name on this server
no that would be cursed 😨
ocean mural
what is one stock that will reliable go up tmrw
dogecoin /s
wheat plank
we have a no doxxing rule
hybrid flint
no that would be cursed 😨
damn :<
hybrid flint
we have a no doxxing rule
first name is doxxing?
calling u based goat just feels weird ykkk
hybrid flint
beast god
hybrid flint
horse zone
wheat plank
horse zone
ocean mural
cant crypto sadly
just make ur own stock ngl
hybrid flint
im meow zedong
ocean mural
thats how u get into sjsu
hybrid flint
horse zone
horsez.one
ocean mural
im meow zedong
-20 social credit
wheat plank
echo rover
⁉️
prisma gull
one must imagine sisyphus as discord user “SJSU my beloved”
one night i dreamt of a ucsd acceptance - it didnt happen (wl)
another night i dreamt of a midd rejection - it didnt happen (a)
another night i dreamt of receiving a cmu decision, but woke up before i could open it. guess what - it didn’t happen 😭
knotty saffron
one night i dreamt of a ucsd acceptance - it didnt happen (wl)
another night i d...
stop omg I’ve been having the same thing where my dreams r legit the opposite.
prisma gull
stop omg I’ve been having the same thing where my dreams r legit the opposite.
please please please let me dream tonight that all the ivies reject me 😭😭😭
and even if it breaks my streak i’d like the emotional preparation 😭😭
empty cape
is it out on friday?
cerulean crow
4 min cmon guys
ocean mural
3 min
simple hill
Bro chill out
onyx falcon
rip
lone rain
Wallahi I’m finished
patent cove
cmu making me want to commit to central michigan university
ocean mural
cmu making me wanna go to the china medical university
fallen pike
Wallahi I’m finished
put that on wallahi
neat veldt
cmu making me want to commit to central michigan university
for me chiang mai university
neat veldt
guys 18 min
frfr
lone rain
put that on wallahi
wallahi
wheat plank
its coming out at 3 guys
Ur so right
cerulean crow
5 min guys, buckle up
aw its not out
its coming at 4 guys
trust me bro
im gonna try to stay up as long as possible so i dont miss if the decision comes out
onyx falcon
fr
dense gust
Yap yap yap
prisma gull
its coming at 5 guys
go to sleep and dream of sjsu my friend
long cradle
vagrant citrus
thorn mason
56 minutes
spring badger
So they didn’t mean to do rolling
cerulean arch
So they didn’t mean to do rolling
They fckd up thats what
wispy snow
56 minutes
this is very discriminatory towards the +.5 timezones
vagrant niche
56 minutes
Let it go bro 💀
thorn mason
this is very discriminatory towards the +.5 timezones
But its 56 minutes for them too?
6 minutes left btw
vagrant niche
6 minutes for nothing
wispy snow
But its 56 minutes for them too?
no it would be on a :30 for them
wispy snow
But its still that much time left
no i mean
prisma gull
no it would be on a :30 for them
well yeah but cmu is on a :00 timezone so "56 minutes to the next hour" is right
wispy snow
:30 is not as satisfying as :00
wispy snow
well yeah but cmu is on a :00 timezone so "56 minutes to the next hour" is right
yes i know
prisma gull
:30 is not as satisfying as :00
that's something to take up with the creators of the +.5 timezones and/or cmu
thorn mason
:30 is not as satisfying as :00
That’s on them ngl
wispy snow
😔
prisma gull
if you think :30 isn't satisfying think about their mit tau time (6:28) or amherst 18:21
wispy snow
wtf
tropic garnet
if you think :30 isn't satisfying think about their mit tau time (6:28) or amher...
Or caltech physics problem time
past ermine
guys 5 minutes trust
prisma gull
Or caltech physics problem time
i love that they do that
tacit sandal
What are the honest chances of cmu releasing all decisions in 17minutes?
stoic harbor
no way yall waiting on cmu result
i got rejected in the first wave 🔥
get on my level
thorn mason
polar lark
delulu is the solulu 😍
spring summit
https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-meme-15-minutes-fire-spongebob-fire-g...
Post this every hour at this point lol
thorn mason
alr
chrome fulcrum
Tomorrow at 5 trust
sweet horizon
why are y'all still speculating when they gave you a time....
spring summit
There's nothing guaranteed at this point lol
muted moth
rest either coming tmrw or april 1st
thorn mason
50 min
cerulean crow
go to sleep and dream of sjsu my friend
sjsu dreams were great
but didnt come at 10
its coming at 11 people
trust me
tacit sandal
and watch them pull smth for april fools
its gon be whoever accepted= rejected vice versa
id respect cmu for that
hardy dock
lol
i dont think they would do that for rejected folks
but for accepted folks I can imagine a transition between a rejection and acceptance letters
restive jolt
one night i dreamt of a ucsd acceptance - it didnt happen (wl)
another night i d...
no the dreams are freaking me out and i never have dreams but they’re lucid to the point where i’ll be checking application portals after i wake up to make sure it wasn’t real
past ermine
i got rejected in the first wave 🔥
I wish
graceful oar
38 min 🔥
fallen wind
why are y'all still speculating when they gave you a time....
wait what time
prisma gull
no the dreams are freaking me out and i never have dreams but they’re lucid to t...
my carnegie mellon dream happened the day cmu was supposed to drop and i woke up in the wee hours of the morning like half an hour before release so i was so excited
sweet horizon
wait what time
Pins
fallen pike
"Could you please provide a source for this?" bro wtfym THEY'RE LITERALLY THE SOURCE 😭
cerulean crow
"Could you please provide a source for this?" bro wtfym THEY'RE LITERALLY THE SO...
ikr i was thinking the same thing lmao
ionic ginkgo
ikr i was thinking the same thing lmao
in their defense the same live chat had like 3 different answers in the same half hour time frame
rotund spoke
Did cmu get leaked?
cerulean crow
no
rotund spoke
2 min people get ready
What’s in 2 min?
cloud dagger
Full time troll
thorn mason
59 m
gusty snow
less than an hour
this is some sisyphus shit right her
twin plume
im doing a fake stock market game based on real stock market, whats the fastest ...
I lost the most in my class!!! Just go all in into a volatile therapeutics stock worth 5-20 bucks
thorn mason
33
spring summit
havent been wrong before
If "delusional" was a person
ocean mural
23 more min
wispy snow
i am at peace
cinder thorn
this is some sisyphus shit right her
One must imagine sjsu happy
vivid forum
less than an hour
Must continue broken clock theory .. you will be right someday.. guaranteed by CMU .. maybe
chrome fulcrum
Must continue broken clock theory .. you will be right someday.. guaranteed by C...
Imagine just to piss him off they release at a half hour like 7:30
thorn mason
1 Min
crude wren
ivy day will come before cmu
inland crypt
Bruh just wait till tmrw
prisma gull
ivy day will come before cmu
i’ll get a romantic partner before cmu
cerulean crow
nah i know its coming at 2 bro
crude wren
i’ll get a romantic partner before cmu <:cursedmoon:1009525437526986792>
thats not true yet
wispy snow
ill graduate from university before cmu comes out
prisma gull
thats not true yet
ok true i dont plan on dating till college, maybe grad school
wispy snow
dating in grad 🧐
prisma gull
phd moment
prisma gull
💀💀💀
gonna cite you as a research partner that has provided invaluable insight for my thesis
wispy snow
or find a cute research partner to date
prisma gull
vigilant proofreader and supportive fellow scholar
wispy snow
imaginr a lab date 
prisma gull
imaginr a lab date <:meltingsob:839958632452063263>
break up (and make up) because one of you accidentally dropped and broke a rare specimen
wispy snow
yikes
prisma gull
was gonna say i’m a music major but i wouldn’t be happy if someone broke my instrument 
wispy snow
compe major, wouldnt be happy if someone dropped my laptop
prisma gull
mm as a music major i agree too
i need my free legally-obtained (totally) sheet music (somewhere a fraudulent charge is being made to my card)
prisma gull
jk
it’s a joke about how musicians will go to any lengths to obtain sheet music without paying
and for lesser-known or non-public domain music it gets really hard to obtain
autumn wing
its gon be whoever accepted= rejected vice versa
dude please stop makin me freak out like this
im so scared im gonna get rescinded or that my acceptance was a mistake
chrome fulcrum
Fr
restive jolt
oh that’s not…
fresh wagon
im so scared im gonna get rescinded or that my acceptance was a mistake
Real
restive jolt
it’s a joke about how musicians will go to any lengths to obtain sheet music wit...
i was in marching band and this fall i really wanted to play stacy’s mom on senior night so i just zoomed in on each line of the conductor’s score that the publisher had online and put it together in musescore
fresh wagon
IMSLP goated
autumn wing
Real
like i already have the craziest imposter syndrome already i did not need the idea of it being a mistake to be in my head
fresh wagon
Only bc I only like to play classical anyway
fresh wagon
like i already have the craziest imposter syndrome already i did not need the id...
Literally same the imposter syndrome is so real
spring summit
im so scared im gonna get rescinded or that my acceptance was a mistake
If I got into a top university this would be my feelings the whole way
fresh wagon
I bought a gt hoodie three days before I got into CMU 🤡
short garnet
is cmu out?
fallen pike
Someone on Reddit posted after live chatting with AO that all decisions have been made and “some decisions will be going out tomorrow at 5pm”
fresh wagon
is cmu out?
Some
short garnet
ahh okay
fresh wagon
None since last Friday but apparently someone told me a bunch of Chinese nationals got their decisions on Monday
short garnet
do they email you when it’s time
fresh wagon
I’m not sure how true that is
short garnet
bruh that would make it much easier
fresh wagon
Until like this week when I got my admitted email
short garnet
I see
wispy snow
it’s a joke about how musicians will go to any lengths to obtain sheet music wit...
a tbf chinese ppl will do anything to obtain free software
unborn mesa
anyone heard of a school of art applicant getting their decisions?
wheat moon
I bought a gt hoodie three days before I got into CMU 🤡
Congrats. Withdraw cmu now
warped sundial
cmu
chrome fulcrum
Cmu
knotty saffron
None since last Friday but apparently someone told me a bunch of Chinese nationa...
I think this is cap
autumn wing
Literally same the imposter syndrome is so real
real
cloud dagger
Literally same the imposter syndrome is so real
You're prolly cracked dw lol
rustic yarrow
do they email you when it’s time
apparently yes, unless you’ve opened the decision letter already
like if you open the letter on the dot then you won’t get any email
but if some time has passed after it’s gone out, then you’ll receive a notif email
thorn mason
29
dense gust
None since last Friday but apparently someone told me a bunch of Chinese nationa...
no
Idts
chrome fulcrum
dense gust
its coming at 3 guys
it’s coming at 11:59 pm March 31st trustttt
unique flax
52 min
gloomy osprey
99% of college applicants give up before acceptance
I think am i one of those
wind grotto
"Could you please provide a source for this?" bro wtfym THEY'RE LITERALLY THE SO...
i'm sorry but the live chat provided tons of conflicting information in the past. I wanted to know if what they said is truly to the point, and as dumb as it may seems, i had to make sure.
stone inlet
Some schools haven't accepted anyone yet 😭
sage oriole
Some schools haven't accepted anyone yet 😭
actually?
stone inlet
College of fine arts
knotty saffron
I think it’s just for that day bc we got to like a week before
Everything in April still open
restive jolt
College of fine arts
yeah 😵💫
thorn mason
gg go next
tawny moon
😭 why is cmu not coming out
cloud dagger
nah its at 4
dawg if i was a mod i would ban you 
chilly karma
is CMu tmr confirmed
cloud dagger
tmrw hopefully this will stop
lmaooooo
chilly karma
oh perfect
trim sand
What's LAC Day?
cloud dagger
What's LAC Day?
i think liberal arts college day???
trim sand
vyn that's a cool name!
cloud dagger
vyn that's a cool name!
thxx my full name is sevyn like the number but i just go by vyn online lol 😅
iron smelt
is CMu tmr confirmed
Yes
knotty saffron
tmrw hopefully this will stop
Cmu looking at this: is that a challenge
vagrant niche
thxx my full name is sevyn like the number but i just go by vyn online lol 😅
yoo i used to have a friend called sevyn in 7th grade
iron smelt
Cmu looking at this: is that a challenge
Fr
cerulean crow
Cmu looking at this: is that a challenge
lmao
halcyon patio
i was so spoiled with my first campus day being umich fully paid for, now it hurts seeing no travel reimbursement on literally every other college i applied to 😔
costs racking up
sterile sphinx
any updates anyone?
halcyon patio
cmu comes out on friday
i'm pretty sure it was confirmed
not like it means much with how much they been lying to us 💀
upbeat void
yessnt
hardy light
nah been staring at my portal for almost 6 days now no sleep
pseudo adder
cmu comes out on friday
its friday right now
dense gust
all they said lol
pseudo adder
oh wait not est
cerulean arch
24 hours
Yknow whats funny
I sent these motherfuckers a rec lwtter from my mentor who helped me on my robot
Early march
And they went "sorry, gwa-huck, its toooo lateeee"
cerulean crow
And they went "sorry, gwa-huck, its toooo lateeee"
tbh its been only a week since "early march"
theyd prolly already made a decision by then
cerulean arch
Ahahaha
It was supposed to be proof of my capstone
But they cant seem to be able to make up their minds
gusty snow
theyd prolly already made a decision by then
then why did they not release like
restive jolt
another day another disappointment
cerulean arch
Anyways, within 2 hours i get gtech cmu and tufts
restive jolt
Anyways, within 2 hours i get gtech cmu and tufts
there’s no guarantee that you’ll get a decision from cmu tomorrow lol
cerulean crow
then why did they not release like
cuz theyre not rolling
iron smelt
Anyways, within 2 hours i get gtech cmu and tufts
Bro is living in the future
cloud dagger
still don't understand why they did this its not hard to release in one day
cerulean arch
there’s no guarantee that you’ll get a decision from cmu tomorrow lol
Lmao if they fail that they just tainted themselves
restive jolt
what
chrome palm
a tbf chinese ppl will do anything to obtain free software
Can confirm as a Chinese person
chrome palm
celest bone
nothing :/
thorn mason
its aight 56 minutes
rustic oak
lofty stirrup
fallen wind
cmu PLEASE
dense gust
same here
shut fable
Cmu clutch up fr
thorn mason
13..
spark fog
😭
cinder bramble
istg this has to be a bot
gusty snow
nope
stiff frigate
its coming at 7 tho
fs man
sharp phoenix
bro has been on this thread every single hour
chrome fulcrum
its coming at 7 tho
A man of conviction
We will celebrate when you're correct
Genuinely hope CMU accepts you so I can be in your class💀
short scarab
its coming at 7 tho
i think atp it's just friday
tomorrow
but i don't trust cmu anymore
chronic liars
quasi quarry
hardy dock
All the AOs reading the thread and changing decisions 😭